0:11?

1:31 The imitation is great too

you say that cuz you havent heard anya cry in TERA's tutorial

I actually hate it, but it works so well for this series

Uhu Ahu Uhu

LOL, you are right.

I cant see

skyrim logic

He obviously had no time to trade in the quest item for a reward when the guard is still chasing hm.

NPC-man is an honest trader, he doesn't accept stolen goods. ;)

Yes. that's really made well. Since i love the muggers anyway i love that fact even more

Headcanon: the asshole adventurer is actually Ben the Bandit. He became so self-aware that he started acting the part of a player

@@BloodyClash I’m pretty sure Charles the mugger (are they also a bandit?) and Ben the adventurer are the same person.

@@killerwolf9409 Obviously Ben the adventurer was once an adventurer until he started crafting wares for other adventurers and accidentally became an NPC in the process. Unable to understand his sudden change, he became a mugger until his past life kept bringing him back to the realization that he lived in a digital world. Eventually Ben's NPC programming became corrupt sending him to a void digital world where he can only appear when other adventurers came across him as other NPC's regarded him as a crazed maniac... Duh

@@InfamousX1000 so what we’re saying is every sketch with Ben as an adventurer takes place before the crafting episode?

Which is mostly what happens when you do that. I love this content.

Well, he would need full health further. So, not a complete waste.

@@jampubharadwaj9374 , True but I imagine he could’ve found a way to heal that didn’t involve selling all of his worldly possessions.

It gives you more boost and you fight better. It's more psychological 😅

I usually find myself more likely to take needless damage when I'm panicking over my health status haha

Aka every player character ever

"Umm... No" "But he is 1, and we are 2"

Poor poor Ben. Code is cruel)

“Oi! What are we?”

Let Smauq him?

Leon Embers genius

But he would have to be self-aware himself in order to know that.

@@Igrium "what are we"

@@Gussyboy06 “We’re muggers”

@@bonyfax2345 "and what do muggers do"

Truly an NPC things 😅😅

I actually think I’ve said that to someone before when I worked in customer service. On occasion my mouth would get the better of me and I’d just have to hope I didn’t get written up.

@@nurse0857 I was well known for not putting up with customer's attempts at jokes. If they were good jokes, fine. If not I was not going to fake laugh for them. A table of five 40 something women sat down. First 3 ordered steak Mid Rare, I tell all 3 "Out mid rare is barely warm to the touch and red all the way through, does that sound right?" So far so good. The 4th lady also orders Mid Rare, I repeat myself and the 5th lady speaks up and says "Yeah! She likes her steak like she likes her men!" and she starts laughing like it's the best joke in the world. I look right at her and say "What do you mean? Dead, barely warm, and bleeding?" I still don't understand what she meant to this day. She appreciated my reply as much as I did her joke (not at all). I fucking hate people, yet I somehow made the best money in the franchise as a server. I think people gave me extra money as a "sorry I was an idiot" tax.

Brian Sheppard maybe because we’re all NPCs flirting with being self-aware.

@@Aqua03 #RedPill

Timecode?

@@Aqua03 Man. I came here looking for laughs, now I'm getting existential crisis like crazy.

@@user-ux1bn4vi5f The first skit

Gotta love that part

Yas

yes, yes he does

It took me almost a year to realize that he's Hamish

Indeed, he does! His acting is on point.

Or a bunch of drunks trying to mug a well armed witcher

But there's 2 of them and only 1 of you! I'll bet on the muggers any day!

@@executioner_ecgbert884 It's particularly bad since Geralt is canonically famous all across the continent, such that almost everyone who hears his name knows exactly who he is. There aren't that many white haired witchers

@@executioner_ecgbert884 haha

Better then the lady from fallout who tries to trick you into thinking her friend is injured just to ambush you... you know while your in full power armor with minigun

Existential horror. Like the time the fisherman was being bullied and his eyes were screaming while he had this simple grin on his face. Or when the woodcutter was made briefly self aware that he had been chopping forever.

@@ladyreverie7027 Or when the garlic farmer broke character and almost turned slasher on the adventurerer that skipped him

when u say it like that it got scarier

It's how my dreams be lol

YES

Had a friend that i used to play OG burning legion with... Found out she lived in my city then found out she worked at the grocery store down the street... We used to have lan parties and so much fun. Then i moved out of town and we lost touch... Would be great to run into her again on a classic server

@@renzod0332 hopefully you will get to see her again mate

LOOKING FOR A HEALER

Has happened to me too many times! I was once being chased in pubg and went for a drive by on a guy hiding in a bush. It was my friend lord commander 😂

GIVE THE MAN HIS CHOCCY BISCUIT1

Then how did you comment?

@@ThePhantom-jd3su afterlife confirmed

@@ThePhantom-jd3su necromancy

​@@goblinoideNecromancy, not even once.

Letsmugem!

Please, don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home!

...and server crash.

You better cough up then!

@@AoiAriBerry I don't have much, but I'll give you what I can!

It's my fav

Same

“Please don’t hurt me, I’ll give you what I can but it isn’t much

@@thecanadianbeast4858 *pathetic cry*.mp4

....less talk...MORE GIVE

Just what I was thinking

Joseph Daniel Jireh Dimacali WELL LETS ALL MUG HIM

There’s 1 of him there’s 3 of us let’s go mug em

Yeah but that dragon slayed the entire nation of new smaghenbaugen dint he?

That was the best time to apply the Wilhelm scream too.

@@Ehxx Yeah, but what are we ?

Zabethys empty plate yes it is

Thomas and friends

Skyrim Thomas the tank engine train dragon intensifies

Thats. Not a he thats a it

That has unignorable lore implications

Well his sheep have rum amok. What ya gonna do? He needs a brave adventurer like you.

*LET'S GO MUGEM*

/shade

Obviously we should loot all their items, then sell the items back to them for 150 gold.

Yeah,LETS MUGEM

/shadeaway /pickpocket

.....*mumbles*... and then you just press 'c'

are you proud of yourself, yes I am I think I deserve a tasty biscuit. omg

Ken Savage VOUS RO DA

"Can you feel it? Can you feel me vibrating with you? VIBRAte with me! SPIRITS!"

He had space in Inv

Just put strawberry juice in a round shaped bottle and you're done.

He's probably saving it for later

Maybe he's on a Glass Free diet.

It happened once when Kul Tiran and Zandalari was released! Everyone was tank and healer and was faster to join as DPS 😂

I have said this before, although it does fill quick lol

I've actually seen this happen for both WC and for RFC

Used to dual spec as a Shadow/Holy Priest in WoW back in the day so I could grab all the dps spots when healer spots were taken care of. Was nice.

Ever play FFXIV? It's hard to get a tank and DPS in the same duty at the same time

I get the feeling that if an NPC becomes fully aware and breaks NPC rules, they lose the ability to respawn. As in, if you forsake the constraints of being an NPC, you also lose the BENEFITS. This would mean Bernard is as self aware as Greg, but keeps resetting his friend in order to keep him alive. Asking him what muggers do is not enough to keep him reset for long though, so Bernard makes sure that when his friend is getting too self-aware, he suggests mugging something that can kill them in order to respawn the both of them. This also explains why Greg still follows the rules of quest giving, companionship, and shop-keeping. If he refuses to talk, tries to leave the adventurer, or doesn’t buy an adventurer’s junk, he would lose his respawn, which would mean he’d be able to die permanently. We’ve seen that he, as well as others like the blacksmith, can change the code. We saw this when they competed in whose quest marker was bigger.

@@jackofclubs6229 thats actually pretty genius bro makes perfect sense

Healer Healer Healer Healer

Overwatch in a nutshell

i actually want a ringtone for it, does anyone have any downloadable audio for it?

im gonna need a link for that lol

@Corey Fisher You're a dickhead.

haha mine too

@Corey Fisher Dude, being a dick on the internet won't make anything better. Just stop.

i agree and very much want to know who she is.

Yeah. Miss that show. On the other hand they’d probably just ruin it.

@@adarkwind4712 Legend of the Seeker was ruined the first time (main characters father is suddenly his brother (and blonde, apparently), and his sister isn't supposed to be introduced until MUCH later, but shows up in the first season I believe). Only good part (arguably) about that show was the casting, and only for a few characters at that (Kahlen, Zed, and Ra'al). What a complete train wreck. Would ABSOLUTELY LOVE if it got the GoT treatment, tho. We need it done justice. Seriously one of the best books I've ever read (probably the best, actually - after reading these books they literally ruined other authors for me; they're just all over the place compared to Goodkind's focused storytelling). The Sword of Truth, for anyone interested. Amazing books.

Why? Is it not good enough on youtube? Do you not watch it already? Is there really anything lacking here? TV usually ruins things.

"10,9,2,1...*slink* "

Even worse in Fallout New Vegas

At least you can use unrelenting force to move them in Skyrim

@@brybryvr3769 true, I've sent Lydia flying down a lot of stairs that way

You can just tell them where to go in skyrim though.

@@darth-severus LMAO 😂

And the Bitcoins of the other kkk

Sold a Glittery Skull

@@crimsonhartman ya beat me to it by awhile