lol nice I watched this episode 3 times now and I had never realized the spiders are actually there.

Tbh, i had to watch it a second time to spot the spiders!!!

The puppies are far more obvious than the spiders

Which begs the question how he was able to leave the house, since he didn't actually complete the quest's task.

@@NickPiers It might be a horrible morality based quest where if you kill the spiders nothing happens but if you kill the puppies you get negative karma

are you playing with creepy kids again?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Super funny

I....... love......... you.......

@@raven4k998 🤘😎

@@FullThrottler69 I..... Love...... You.......takes gold and leaves yet again😎

" oh you sheep loosing MF'ER! SEE IF I CATCH AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYY MORE OF YO SHEEP!*snap snap neck roll*

*amok

Complete with the accusatory finger waggle. It’s perfect.

yep fable 2 intro mission vibes

yup its on fable!! if you help the guards or help the bandits for killing the merchants!!

@@bannedfor30daysonfacebook41 sounds like fun, really gotta get done with fable 1 then.

It makes me wonder how evil the game developers are if they actually put that mechanic in the game….

@@gabesarti7184 those things never up to developers. they just write code on tasks

We need more of this with other NPCs

I've started saying "Keep walking unless you're hungry" it confuses people but I enjoy it.

He finally comes out on top.

No whips just nay nays. Fresh ones

@@xxxJ30Nxxx I hadnt noticed, but now...... Its all i look at in that sketch...his fresh nay nay

What a hero

🕷️🕷️🕷️ > 🐶🐶🐶

Lol

Underrated forsure😂

Its simple, he became the idf.

and now a love song skips through it all cause she just wants the gold from her sugar daddy

Im from the future, this is one year later - Trust me. It gets better

@@martinwinther6013 haha, true

Orcs

@cupid idk of u

@cupid bru

@@Arandomguyontheinterwebs It's actually arks

Orcs

When I see Alan act it brings me to Paul Bettany and the movie A Knights Tale for some reason.

@@nafets87 I know right it's almost like they're the same person

Eugene's kid will forever give me nightmares

Yes all human children look like this.

Yes, he is 100% not cursed.

Say's the one pretended to be a video game character.

@@darixenous_shadowscale How does that change anything , and i'm not pretending , i just named my avatar that way

Right where are they in the development of this game?

I can't decide whether to get this or Elder Scrolls 6. They come out about the same time.

​@@claycollins9852you should definitely get Skycraft, although everything outside of Honey wood is still in beta

@@1SevenCirclesDesign Well, who needs anything other than Honeywood ? Honeywood has a Garlic Festival, a freaking Garlic Festival ! What MMORPG has ever had a Garlic Festival ? No game is complete without a Garlic Festival.

@@gerardmanvussa501 Garlic Festival was a good quest, but I got the Blacksmith's Hammer before I could deliver it. Six months into that quest and Greg is still loyally following me around

Cool

Thank you. I cannot stomach "Puppies" today.

Thank you Adventurer.

And this is why I don't 100%. Last quest to 100 is always a pointless collection you put off until then because pointless

This just… no. It actually questions my sanity. But then on the other hand, once I do complete 100% I baisically never touch the game again unless its one of these “many different outcomes” game… but then againdnskskm I just realized its all the same empty hole …🥲

yeap.when u finishing someting good its owys sad

she's a bit mad at the shop keep to just walk up to him and punch him in the face like that you know🤣🤣

2 gold says that that is why poppy was invented. To carry that heavy ass box as everyone messed up their lines. Also explains the Flamethrower and cannon modes.

They need to do a montage, like the 'Wheel of Pain' in the original Conan the Barbarian. 💪

@@druid_zephyrus That's plausible, but also depends if the "psycho Greg" clips are cannon, or just Greg having a mild stroke when pushed to far and hallucinating those interactions. Otherwise? Psycho Greg definitely installed that flame thrower specifically for players using the skip command to often.

@@outcast170 I choose to believe that they are canon (as we have no specific lore stating either way) but he gets hidden (from the players) patches regularly. I think the ghost in the shell Awakened Baradun, and he uses Greg's mild Awakenings as cover for his own and that is why he is _always_ coming back to Honeywood; to keep the programmers focused on this one NPC instead of himself. A la Rick and Morty with hiding the mental waves. Edit: or my DM and psychotic need for things to make sense is just finding a way for it all to work. Either way, if it gets a different explanation that would be fine. But this is my best guess. Also, I want this headcanon to expand to Rob being "The Programmer", like The One Above All, from Marvel.

🖕I am sorry for being so mean to you over the past decodes lets just be friend little one🖕 oh wait where did that come from get down there finger

It was OK at best.

@@TheSolarCobalt 🤓

@@TheSolarCobalt For the budget they were working with, it was VERY impressive. If you disagree, I look forward to your rendition of the scene.👌

Isnt he a martial artist

I would so get one

stuff of nightmares

Lol, I feel your pain. I remember when I first discovered this channel a few years ago, (damn, it was when they put their Red Dead content out so that has to be at least 2 years? I think?) And there were new videos all the time and first I only really watched Epic NPC Man and I finished that and then I started slowly branching out and discovering more of their series and then one day, I realized I had no new content except for the (nearly daily) new video and I throw on the supercuts and rewatch them all the time but man that was a sad day when I realized I was completely caught up on the collections of older videos.

Round 100😂for me I love them ❤

I'm here for the comments now

It was so fucking heavy apparently lol, he was apparently not v happy when people messed up their lines

@@Lol-zw8ks I wouldn’t blame him lol, I could tell it was a struggle.

They did a behind the scenes of that part. Very very heavy and uncomfortable.

The irony is that it would have been somewhat more comfortable if he had used the crate's handles.

@@chrismaverick9828 ah yes, the handles on the ends? about 2 metres away from each other?

he's monster killing those poor poor puppies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Portal awaaaaaaay

Right?!

Imagine what he'd be like if he didn't take an arrow to the knee

But you become a guard if you took an arrow to knee.

I think Honeywood is so peaceful because it’s entirely populated by absolute beast lords of combat who’ve retired to a quiet life.

That's why when you fuck with the NPCs they burn you the fuck down.

I love how she just can't stop attacking npc's🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eugene might never know but Ben will never forget

no no no no no I do not want to kill these puppies must find a way out of this quest at all costs wait it was 10 spiders well some ones not very observant are they now?

For Puppies, it would have been nice to connect it to all the "skip" skits they had done. Still, it was hilarious, they perform so well.

@Raven4K To be honest I was so focused on the puppies that I missed the spiders for almost all of the skit . The adorable little pups suckered me in.

@@sarahbell8886 I saw them at first with the first showing of the puppies then the spiders disappear and then he kills the puppies which is so sad

@Raven4K lol u probably would have of I hadn't been so focused on the puppies, lol . I might have seen them, and my brain went ...nope back to the dogs and the drama of not being able to peace out of the quest, lol

Yes, Hamish is sooooo good!!

Gotta love NZ

good times good times then🤣🤣🤣then you figured out how worthless they were and set your sights on more valuable items after that

@@raven4k998 Like that golden plate on the shelf.

@@dobrowolsk what golden plate on what shelf and it's GONE!!!!!🤣😂🤣

His wide range swings hit the spiders simultaneously

The darkest skit from E.NPC.M so far :(

F’d up karma system that’s for sure 😂😂😂

I love how you word it like you think they actually slaughtered some puppies. On the original skit, it shows Ben playing with the puppies 2 seconds after the skit ends. He has all the puppies dogpiled on his head.

I think it let him leave because he failed the objective sorta like in Oblivion where you're sent to a womans house because of rats only to find out the rats are her pets and a mountain lion is killing them but if you kill the rats instead of the mountain lion she gets upset

True

Maybe he used AOE and it killed the spiders inadvertently

@@bradeki2997 what does AOE mean?

@@nancynurzubesuch13 Area Of Effect - Meaning an ability that affects multiple targets within a specified area

@@nancynurzubesuch13 bb.

What are Nay Nays tho?

@@killtie15 bananas

@@bradeki2997 Thank you, kind adventurer! That be a New Zealand thing?

Why in gods name would you collect the stones of barenziah.

@@stevefilms1997 I was bored one day and decided to 100% the thieves guild lol

this is heart breaking I'm the victim here🤣🤣🤣

you gotta love how he misses the spider's and focus's on the puppies like they are vermin🤣🤣🤣

This video's only 27 minutes. Go check out their other longer compilation. Feel better mate!

watch some funny videos, get in the gym. Don't take her back. She'll regret her decision when. Chad and Tyrone throw her to the streets.

I mean, games spent decades teaching us to pilfer from everyone's homes without remorse; then, they decided to give honesty a go; but only in certain spaces and only with certain NPCs. (We still get to kill bad guys and pilfer from their lairs, after all.)

After the Halloween update Darkwood is the best town.

Lmfao. Ooooooh Rimming. Such a loooong and haaaaard journey to get in there.

@Nero did nothing wrong! It was a limited time event for April's last year. Eating it could change your character sex or skin for 4 jour in-game (10 chance out of 100).

Some things will always be used.

Imagine a time 50 years from now; the record scratch is still used as a "non sequitur" transition, and no one remembers the name of the effect. Actually, though, records are still used and probably will never fully disappear, just like wind-up watches.

pulls out giant sword and one shot kills you

yeah lol

Skyrim?

Hope things get better Andrés, stay strong

haha, I was wondering the same thing.

No more puppies to save -> Quest over!

I like to believe it was for being rude and skipping his dialogue

That would be super awesome! At least there‘s already a D‘n‘D campaign playing in the world of Epic NPC Man 😃