Slaughtering him made me feel big and tough.

When what's supposed to be a victory feels more like a murder

The wooden spoon is op

Wise words

Does my laughing at the his suffering and cries of pain make me a bad person? I mean, he's the dark general...

Omg just paused it on that bit to come comment. Genuinely cheered me up today.

I was expecting one of them would betray at the end of the fight x)

Declining the friend request was the best part lol

Lol for real. It's our own secret language

it waas soooo damn accurate hahahahaha

He’s my favorite of the bunch 😍🤣

...type cast hazards

Except PUBG Logic...then you can't wait for something bad to happen to that Fortnite playing putz.

The most abused man on KZfaq

Hamish is the best

That's why I always mod my games to allow multiple followers.

​@@Emoji-Bluescrew game balance I want friends! That's a good idea tho, having dogmeat, cait and some robits would be nice.

Then when he next talks to Fred he suddenly hears the battle music play. " ...Lelelelelelelele... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHIIEEEEE"

Venjamin is a full-on pay to skip companion

I figure the bandit king is just a trick and turns on you to rob you after 1 quest

Thanks, that really helped feel less bad for the poor sod :)

I love how the music is "The death of Åse" from Peer Gynt. The death of the woman who kept in check Peer, the man obsessed with ruling the world.

Oh you already did it

This is literally the embodiment of, "skip"

@@celestwarrior true lmao

@@----Jay---- nice

I love how I could sense when and how many crouches would occur xD

Me when see another Player 💀

Universal sign of peace

@@great_based_one or dominance

The ending of it is so true lmaoo

@@jacobfontenot8547 Dominance is T-pose

he should have kept fighting he did to much stalling after the first kill and that was his problem

That sword flip tho

^Make it so lowering the difficulty makes you look like the bad guy. Yep.

or like that one game that pasively mocks you in the narration throughout the entire game (like Overlord 2) for picking the easy mode. the sarcasm was tangible.

Excellent 💡

@@oldtimergaming9514 yes it does cause he could have ground up enemy's to level up before trying again but nope and so he cheated by lowering the difficulty instead he deserved what he got for that decision

​@@raven4k998What if he changed difficulties after defeating him?

arry 'potter

Shame his whole village was slaughtered by orcs, he knew the very counter curse that could have spared them....

You mean that is~ You must of had a memory charm put on you

@@jeromyg3051 He even knew how to defeat the banden bandshee

I noticed that also,had to play it again.

I kept watching it over and over. Some real sleight of hand

He does it again at 14:12

there were no lies in that scene, I've experienced those events in pretty much every multiplayer game I've ever played in the last 20 years, even down to declining the friend invite, them feels were real XD

Still hanging out with Sven.

why didn't he just rob the son and collect the reward before the naked son showed up

how do you kill a Hammer?🤣

My non-English speaking son memorised "Hello, adventurer!" It's　also totally cute.

Aww! My 16 month old twin daughters also say morning every time they see a new person, so cute!

You guys are creating npcs

I know right! My 2 day old daughter says all these things cuz that’s totally as believeable as an 18 month old baby saying them ❤️

if this is 4 real, its the most adorable thing i read in a long time.

well the mission said nothing about killing the son after you released him

I am currently reading chinese novel similar to this. MC is a merchant in isekei horror games. Loots game locations pretending to be either player or NPC. Then sells those items in his shop. He is human but somehow stuck in this game without any player identity.

that was cause it was a romance obviously🤣

yes yes it is

Not really. Games are meant to be fun, if it's too challenging then lowering the difficulty is fine

@@UKPr0t0type agreed. Until the game doesn't allow you to, like SnowRunner lol

@@UKPr0t0typeAs games are getting easier in general, I am usually able to play Nightmare, but if some section is frustratingly hard, why to ruin entire weekend over single boss? Like for example Dragon Age 2 is a good challenge on Hard already, Nightmare is nightmarish grind even with all tactics and potions available.

@@UKPr0t0type reducing difficulty below hard in RPG games where you can actually grind and get better equipment is just pathetic also because developers make games with difficulty on mind.

World of VLDL would be epic epic npc man, after all we had Monty Python game, hope anyone knows indie team who also Fan of this show 😅

Yeah, but I'd also like an RPG made to make players as irritated or as offensive as possible

He cloned himself but the benefits from it is Greg kneel before the player and all player in Honeywood would praise the player.

The Hard level version aggros while the player is still out of visual range. Adam dies without seeing what killed him.

His armor becomes the Dark Wyrm set, with dragon head designs on the pauldrons that can each shoot tongues of the same dark energy from his sword. They automatically shoot short bursts every 20 seconds as a passive offense-based defense for his sides, but he can also have them shoot a long stream for a sustained 5 seconds as an attack, with a 30 second cooldown. In both cases, the eyes on the pauldrons glow purple as a tell. The glow is brighter for the active attack. The helmet of the set is modeled after a dark dragon, the mouth shut protecting and concealing his face. His armored gloves and boots are modeled after dragon claws, giving him an slashing attack with his off hand, and making kicks stronger. His sword has a larger aura, and he has a sword beam attack called Light of Ruin, it has a five minute cooldown and a 20% chance of inflicting a de-buff that doubles all cooldown times for 150 seconds. At 66% HP he starts using an ability where he surrounds his whole body in an aura of the same dark energy that surrounds his sword and shoots from his pauldrons, boosting all of his stats by 25%. In this empowered state he gains an attack for his off-hand, where he slashes the air and each slash becomes a crescent-shaped wave of dark energy that shoots forward. This attack has a 10% chance of inflicting a de-buff that reduces the window for evading other attacks by 10% for 30 seconds. The aura itself from the empowered state deals slight, dark-elemental damage over time to players that stand in it (this damaging effect is fully negated if a player has at least 10% dark resistance). The aura lasts for 60 seconds, and while it's activated his battle dialogue becomes more aggressive in both wordage and delivery, and his voice becomes gravelly, like there's growling mixed in. After the 60 seconds, the aura is cast off as a damaging shockwave that is thinner at the point shot off from his back (the shockwave deals as much damage as one of the off-hand projectiles from the augmented state, though the damage can be reduced if you dodge through the shockwave, or avoided completely if you dodge specifically through the thin part of the shockwave). The aura has a 10 minute cooldown. At 33% HP the eyes of the Dark Wyrm Helm light up the same purple as the pauldrons, the aura that previously had to be activated suddenly forms as a permanent effect, but with wings and a tail of pure energy as well. All of his battle dialogue is replaced with rabid growls and snarls, he gains the ability to shoot bolts of dark energy from his off-hand, and an additional sword attack where he switches to a two-handed grip, the aura around the sword expands, and he does a powerful overhead swing, slamming the sword into the ground and causing an explosion of dark energy. The area of effect is a circle as wide as his wingspan. Despite being made of energy, he can use his new tail like a whip, either to attack or to grab a player by the arm or leg. If he's going to attack with it, he'll smack the ground with it before lashing it out. If he's going to grab with it, he'll flick the tip; up if he means to grab an arm, down if he means to grab a leg. If it grabs an arm, the grabbed player is pulled forward into a stab with the sword. If it grabs a leg, the grabbed player will be lifted and slammed into the ground in front of the general, and he will stomp on the player with a clawed boot before kicking them away. In both cases, the tail can be 'cut' to stop the grab. The connection will be severed and the severed part of the tail will reform. He'll lash his reformed tail at the player that cut it. All three tail attacks can be blocked with a shield, but if playing without a shield the arm grab must be parried and the leg grab must be jumped. He also gains a flying state. Every 90 seconds, he will switch between being a 'walking' enemy and a 'flying' enemy. The state change will always be punctuated by a shockwave like the one that previously marked the end of the empowered state. However, the thin part will be on the sides, and as his HP continues to fall, the size of the thin parts will shrink. When he's about to start flying, the shockwave will be telegraphed by the wings spreading wide. When he's about to land, the shockwave is telegraphed by him doing a flourish with his sword. He drives the sword into the ground as he lands, and the shockwave spreads out from the sword. When he's 'flying', he will reposition himself every 10 seconds, and spend the rest of his time firing volleys of dark energy bolts. He targets a player a random and shoots an entire volley at them, switching targets (or not) completely at random each time he moves. The target's shadow gains a purple tint as the boss' off-hand glows purple with energy. Every fifth flight cycle he generates a 'foul wind' that slightly de-buffs the movement of all players currently fighting him. This effect lasts for one minute. At 10% HP he gains an attack. When this attack is used, the glow in the eyes of the Dark Wyrm Helm grows in intensity, and the mouth opens to release a beam of dark energy. Because of how the dark energy looks, the whole thing looks like the dragon head is breathing cursed fire. Players hit by this will be covered in the dark energy, taking damage over time as if they were standing in the aura (players with at least 10% dark resistance won't take damage from this). The aura also causes a sort-of fog effect that obstructs the player's vision, disables targeting, and makes the affected player's allies look like the boss (players with at least 20% dark resistance are completely immune to this effect). This effect lasts for one minute, but it can be removed in the same manner as minor curses. This attack has three forms, two when he's 'walking', one when he's 'flying'. If he's walking, if he faces one of the players before the helmet's eyes glow, he's targeting that player. The beam of dark energy will continue for 5 seconds, and he will turn to track his target with the attack. Also if he's walking, if he stops, the helmet's eyes glow, and he isn't facing anyone or doesn't track who he is facing, he's doing the second type. After he starts shooting the beam, he'll spin around, casing the area around him. To avoid this, jump over the flame. He'll spin one way, then the other, then do two spins the first way, then another spin the other. For example, if he spins clockwise first, he'll do one clockwise spin, then one counter-clockwise spin, then two clockwise spins, then one counter-clockwise spins. He'll stop for one second after each spin, except the third one, where he stops for half a second. If he's flying, he'll shoot at the ground in front of him at a 60 degree angle, and do three spins to create a ring of cursed fire. Then he'll flap his wings hard a few times which will fan the flames, and then he'll let out a scream/roar, and the ring of fire will erupt as a pillar of fire. He can also shoot larger bolts of energy from the mouth of the helmet. They have the same tell as the volleys. If he shoots these instead of doing the volley, he'll shoot two in a ten second period, shooting the second one after a six-second delay. These larger shots deal splash damage when they explode, and they have partial tracking. If hit directly, one of these bolts does as much damage as a full 10 second volley of the smaller shots from the hand. He switches targets (or not) randomly after the first shot. When his HP hits 0 he'll start to thrash and rage, but the purple light inside the helmet will start to fade out, an ominous purple mist rising into the sky as it does. As this is happening, there are a couple flickers in the boss' nametag, where for just a few frames each time, the name changes to 'Broken Puppet', each time flickering back to 'Dark Lord General'. As the light fades completely, the purple mist will swirl in the sky, then dart off into the sky. In case anyone's curious, I spent an hour and a half on this. Not official, just the work of a video game aficionado. You're welcome. Also, obviously, this whole bit makes some assumptions about things that might not exist in the real-fake game.

@@devonm042690 Jesus fucking christ dude you have just earned all lf my respect. That is way too long but I read it all anyways, loved it all bro.

He's actually bugged, they mixed up his stats for "normal" and "hard" in the last patch. Everyone had read the patch notes and knew that you just needed to switch to "hard" to get a good, but doable fight - but nope, _SOMEBODY_ didn't read them and thought he had to switch to "easy" 🤣

As long as he doesn’t drop a pen.

Hope he's getting something because it sure isn't the new flame logo t-shirt.

Nope, he's definitely getting a pay cut.

An extra strength point for D&D is what he deserves.

@No You, that's..... that's not even possible.

Adventurer would you please take this quest?🤣

I keep thinking that some of these skits are after greg the garlic farmer has become fully self aware and just went free guy in game. 😂

Hes just ridiculously good at acting in general

ah, the air t-bag of respect...

you see this is why you don't fight like a sissy🤣

I would've imagined him as Puss In Boots, absolutely styling on them with the rapier, quipping and insulting them

That’s absolutely what I was expecting to see.

It would be cool

Not a great idea. Greg would be killing all the players who skip all the NPC dialogue, which is basically everyone.

@Red *skip* .... *why do I hear dovahkin music?....*

@@cuatro336 precisely

Especially since he's the one usually choosing "skip."

So epic npc man but with episodes staring them.

Also like the role players vs grinders episode?

I can't help but say baynaynays myself.

It's just a Hamish thing in a previous super cut Rowan and Adam both say Banana normally

I swear he has said bananas before at least once. Probably twice

Poor Swishey

are you Blind?

​@@raven4k998have you heard of sarcasm

​@@raven4k998jesus 398 comments on this channel

Poor guy ends up killing his mother and selling his kid.... he'll become the most powerful of the Dark Lords!!!

And then you accidentally hit the guard one time and suddenly every guard is after you.

At least you can kill them unlike eso.

are you speaking in the tongues of the north hun?

Yep, same!!

There were. But we played them too much

how do I kill a hammer?🤣

I play Fallout 4 on Survival. I love it lol.

It's not a quest your doing the guys errands.

I like playing red dead 1 undead nightmare with aim assist though

Sell stuff

I was expecting him to try that and have the swords just phase through the guard not do any damage