Essentially the origin story of Donald Trump.

Never caught one of these on the day of release. Doesn't make a difference because Zack is a douche.

Funny Or Die I wait for this every week. Thanks for the nostalgic laugh.

Funny Or Die You should do a Laura Winslow is trash one.

Funny Or Die Screech had game. The girl that bought all those braceleys was the best hed do.

Dashiell Driscoll well knowing what you know now overshadows that fact...I mean he wasn’t a good comedian anyways soooo

Bill Cosby was a legend bro. How old are you 12?

he has more money than you you idiot

Lmao!

I don't respect rapist bro- and a good lot of those women knew what was up. They just cashed in.

I was thinking the same thing. Surprised they didn't emphasize that in the video.

That’s the first thing I thought of

YES! I even tried to include that (and the treatment of Slater and Lisa in his fantasy) for the show's YMMV page on TV Tropes underneath unfortunate implications...only for them to zap it a short time later and say that I "need citations". Pfft! Anyway, this is a great series, and if possible, I have a few suggestions for future episodes, like when Zack exploited the Beldings' baby to get rich, when he stupidly fell and hurt his knee, then tried to have Belding both take the blame for his clumsiness and do his homework, when he told Kelly not to take pre-med in college because she was too stupid and when the two(!) times he tried to entice older women into carrying on a relationship with his manipulative, underage ass. smh

Exactly. And not to mention that it's Lisa who does all the manual labor in his fantasy. Zach Morris is Trash.

MusicMan slavery still exists today what are you talking about

Zack is a lost cause. He'll never learn from his mistakes even though the entire show is about trying to teach Zack how to be a decent human being.

Because Zack Morris is traaaaash

Slater is just as bad, lol.

rkgk1517 tbh I think they are all little assholes except for screech

I think a more telling question is, why are they still friends with him?? I would have jettisoned that asshole years ago - but hey it's a fucking TV show, right?

Montesama314 Don’t forget him buying Bill Cosby which means he’s all for slavery coming back.

I believe that Zack was never a true friend to any of his friends because he uses and abuses them, particularly Screech for his own personal growth and gains.

Jessi isn't white, she is latino...

Gonna have to go after the Saved By The Bell writers on that one.

John 14:6 Jesus said unto him, “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father, but by Me. John 3:18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. Revelation 21 8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.” 1 Corinthians 6 18 Flee fornication. Every other sin which a man doeth is outside the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. Matthew 12 45 Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.” Romans 8:6 21st Century King James Version 6 For to be carnally minded is death, but to be spiritually minded is life and peace, Luke 12:20 21st Century King James Version 20 But God said unto him, ‘Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee. Then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?’ 1 Timothy 5:6 21st Century King James Version 6 But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth. 1 Corinthians 6 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the Kingdom of God? Be not deceived: Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor the effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners shall inherit the Kingdom of God. 1 John 2:17 21st Century King James Version 17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. Matthew 22:29 21st Century King James Version 29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God. John 8:51 21st Century King James Version 51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.” 2 John 9 21st Century King James Version 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son. Titus 1:14 21st Century King James Version 14 not giving heed to Jewish fables and commandments of men who turn from the truth. 2 Peter 3:18 21st Century King James Version 18 But grow in grace and in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To Him be glory both now and for ever. Amen. Romans 12:2 21st Century King James Version 2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God. Hebrews 9:24 21st Century King James Version 24 For Christ has not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are copies of the true, but into Heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us. Colossians 2:10 21st Century King James Version 10 And ye are complete in Him, who is the head of all principality and power, Deuteronomy 6 14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people who are round about you 2 Corinthians 11:14 21st Century King James Version 14 And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Jeremiah 7 18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke Me to anger. 1 Corinthians 10 20 But I say that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils and not to God; and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. 1 Timothy 2:5 21st Century King James Version 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, Deuteronomy 8 19 And it shall be, if thou at all forget the Lord thy God and walk after other gods, and serve them and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish. 1 John 5 20 And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know Him that is true; and we are in Him that is true, even in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and Eternal Life. Acts 17 29 “For inasmuch, then, as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold or silver or stone, graven by art and of man’s devising. Proverbs 14 12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. 1 John 4 3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh, is not of God; and such is the spirit of Antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come, and even now already it is in the world. 2 John 1 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son. John 8 12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.” Mark 8 35 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for My sake and the Gospel’s, the same shall save it. John 8 51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.” John 17 3 And this is life eternal: that they might know Thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom Thou hast sent. 1 Timothy 2 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, Acts 4 12 Neither is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men whereby we must be saved.” James 1 21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls. John 11 25 Jesus said unto her, “I am the resurrection and the Life. He that believeth in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live; 26 and whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die. Believest thou this?” John 6 68 Then Simon Peter answered Him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? Thou hast the words of eternal life, Psalm 119 30 I have chosen the way of truth; Thy judgments have I laid before me. Psalm 119 11 Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against Thee. Romans 12 2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God. 1 Corinthians 2 5 that your faith should not stand on the wisdom of man, but on the power of God. 1 Peter 5 8 Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the devil walketh about as a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. 1 John 2 16 For all that is in the world - the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life - is not of the Father, but is of the world. 17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. James 1 21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls. 1 Corinthians 15 44 It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body. 1 Thessalonians 5 9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ John 3 18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. John 3 36 He that believeth in the Son hath everlasting life; and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abideth on him.” Luke 6:5 21st Century King James Version 5 And He said unto them, “The Son of Man is Lord also of the Sabbath.” Matthew 22 29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God. John 5:29 21st Century King James Version 29 and shall come forth - they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life, and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation. John 8 12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.” John 8:32 21st Century King James Version 32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.” John 6:40 21st Century King James Version 40 And this is the will of Him that sent Me: that every one who seeth the Son and believeth in Him may have everlasting life, and I will raise him up at the Last Day.” Mark 13:13 21st Century King James Version 13 And ye shall be hated by all men for My name’s sake; but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Revelation 14:12 21st Century King James Version 12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus. John 8 36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. Mark 13 31 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but My words shall not pass away.

It was obvious Zack Morris was a douche.

Norrin Radd because they made the blonde haired heartthrob seem innocent. boy were they wrong

Lessons are boring. Seinfeld was fun because there was no character growth or lesson learning. Besides, Zack never made the same mistake twice.

He fits right in with his group of friends, the only people that are halfway decent are Kelly and Screech, and they both have their own subtle flaws as well, there just isn't an angry writer pointing them out because Zack slept with his mom.

Matt Porche Actually Lisa is a pretty good person too.

@@monkeyporche225 How are they the only half decent people?

THRILLHO and his other poc friend as a janitor of sorts

THRIL

Zack Morris also doesn't have to worry about being kicked out a restaurant for not ordering something. After about 5 minutes or so. He's not arrested for his actions.

I think he would make his white friend work just as much, its not really slave labor since she offered and she is getting paid. Zack is a jerk to everyone, not just blacks.

aromantic That whole Starbucks incident happened because they didn't order anything, and because of that they couldn't use the bathroom. So they got kicked out, learn the full story at least.

Savage

Oh man I was dying

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying!

Actually, you should lol. People who fail can teach you plenty about what NOT to do. It's easier to avoid the mistakes of others than trying to replicate their success.

Yep

Lol

Your "Bayside" High?

Meathead _79 hahaha

Rebecca Gomez yes I feel like these videos are my shot of vitamin C.

Rebecca Gomez and thank you for assisting me with a nice jerk. You’re a hot piece of ass Rebecca Gomez

Cute12Beauty haha yep!!

Amen!Watching these summary clips makes clear that we 90s kids were being sold seriously depraved behavior as totally acceptable!! I mean, he has not even one redeeming quality. Straight up sociopath and occasionally psychopath too!!

Billy Weed well, he IS trash

Seriously. Within 9 seasons, they'll have done every single episode.

I think so. At least most of them. The whole show is based on his antics, for the most part

By "antics", we mean "basis for a diagnosis of sociopathy, or, at the least, Narcissism."

Yes

my best friend's name is Willis..I use "watchu talkin but willis?" as mine lol..ironically, I actually knew Gary Coleman when he was alive as well :)

@@therealflamelit That's actually pretty cool. How did you know him?

@@fighterck6241 met him thru Mr Johnson , the owner of Ebony Jet magazine; who was friends wit my parents(they are all from same area in Arkansas)...we went to Chicago to his office to visit him and so happens Gary had a mag interview that day..so mr J asks if we would like to meet him and gets his people to send him up to his office- he come in with 2 huge bodyguards lol....he was nice tho- took a photo with me and gave me his mail address to be a pen pal..didnt exchange many letters, but yrs later when I moved to L.A. I ran into him at Fox Hills mall & reminded him of who I was & how we met- he remembered and every time I saw him after that it was all good- then he decided he would moved to Utah & that is last I saw of him in person RIP

Just one but he was asleep

I thought the same about Kelly

TOO SOON MAN TOO SOON

I'm kind of imagining Bill cosby going into Zack's room at 3 in the morning, waking Zack up, and pulling an unwrapped, dusty, lint covered pudding pop out of his slimy pocket, saying "Wake up Zack. Uncle Huxtable has somethin for you to suck on."

D.J. X LOL

Yep

Lol

I'm sorry, I know this is 2 years old but what on earth does that statement actually mean? Please.

@@RetroIsaac I know this is a year old but I believe they are saying that Cosby was so poor at the date of the comment that Zach would only need to rely on loose change to financially outrank Bill in this day and age, making the achievement insignificant.

It’s always sunny at Bayside.

My generation didn't see it that way. We loved Saved By The Bell, we laughed at the crazy stuff Zack did. It's Gen-Z and the Millennials who are triggered by BS. If Zack dresses like an Indian chief after finding out he has Indian blood, then Zack is racist! If he kisses a woman without permission, he's a rapist! If he's afraid of dating a disabled girl, he's evil! Funny or Die is woke and unfunny. 99% of their shows suck, so they just piss on good TV.

@@blucolife Ok boomer.

@@blucolife You uh...you know you shouldn't kiss women without their permission right?

​@@cliffwill27 Why not? The man usually makes the first move, and then the woman either lets him or moves her head away.

The same place where you can get Squeezeits and Keebler Pizzarias.

THESNEAKERADDICT i just wanna buy Slater’s jeans

Your everywhere

Nearest Gay Bar

Lol

Same

They included Screech in their group, but they weren't often kind to him, except for maybe Jessie and Kelly. But Lisa was a bitch to him. Slater could be a dick. And too often Zack was abusive toward Screech despite claiming him as his best friend.

Darkb4light 06 to be fair they just kind of tolerated screech. Screech just kind of followed Zach around because he wanted to be like him.

Yeah it's kinda sad when you think about. Screech was ok with being treated like shit because a bunch of "cool" kids tolerated him because a manipulative, blonde sociopath found him useful at times.

musicaltheatergeek79 sure Lisa was a bitch to him but if you consider he was always hitting on her and trying to get her to go out with him even though she told him time and again she didn't want to then she wasn't that bad. If after 3 years some guy was really doing that to someone then I'm sure she would have gone to the principal or the cops to get him to leave her alone.

I think Screech denounced the nerds at some point.

Jimmy Hank Story of my life!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

caronte008 😂😂😂😆😆😆

Waiter Copperfield!

It looks like he was played by Ed Alonzo

caronte008 wasn’t he Max? I swear he owned the restaurant

I kinda liked him

Kate Shungi did you cheat, just like Zack?

... as if she’s thinking in her head...: “damn Zack Morris IS trash.”

a bit slow on the uptake, eh?

How dare you. And yes, I am.

Darth Maul They have to do that episode, that was pure evil

Zack Morris is a 10...on the psychopath scale where 10 is a raging, unapologetic sociopath.

How about that time he broke up with that angel Kelly because he wanted to pork the school nurse?

Darth Maul and part of that plan meant Zack took Skaters booster shot, thus denying Slater inoculation from disease

@@larrylutz6825 Psychopath and Sociopath are not the same thing... Zack is a Sociopath

Joel D That does seem fucked up doesn't it?

Wait when was American capitalism unpopular?

The Great Depression and...that's all I got.

Someone has obviously never heard of John D. Rockefeller.

Lol yeah capitalism wasn't a thing until after Saved By the Bell aired.

Sorry for bringing "him" up but Trump was in the news all the time during this show's run.

Dont be pissd off

LaTisa Fears he was the worst in that episode lol. I'm sure that's coming soon.

I can already hear the opening narration: "Zack and his friends are in a band called 'Zack Attack' because everything has to be about him..."

You read my mind lol

Be Nice ooohhh man Zack's already fucked up, imagine what he'd learn from hanging out and watching Bill Cosby... Jesus Christ

William Fuchs Maybe the richest black celebrity at the time and yet in the SBTB universe he can still be bought by the white man.