Come outside. *_No._* Why? *_The sun is a deadly laser._*
@stahlseuche2 ай бұрын
🎶 Not anymore there's a blanket! 🎶
@sarahts212 ай бұрын
@@stahlseuche The previous statement may contain traces of lie or have been made in a factory where lie is handled.
@taemanai58872 ай бұрын
Best comment. GG everyone!
@Su-33-27K2 ай бұрын
@@stahlseuche "hey you can make a religion out of this!"
@Daxyl2 ай бұрын
@@sarahts21 Technically true. It would be more accurate to say the sun is LESS of a deadly laser now.
@sonicherox452 ай бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm that we spontaneously combust upon stepping outside during the summer.
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
this is true
@fullbring10002 ай бұрын
I live in Bastrop TX and it's so damn hot, even at night.
@RamonPulido-qw9gv2 ай бұрын
Your so funny
@aaronfender87842 ай бұрын
Summer heat. IT BURNS!!!!!
@aaronfender87842 ай бұрын
Also I know I'm not from Texas I'm from Colorado but that's why I'm not going to Texas during the summer.
@bb0824hun2 ай бұрын
summer feels like being burned alive
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
thats probably because you are lol
@TayKaiJinАй бұрын
Give up now furry... >:)
@SirTime102 ай бұрын
I'm in Arizona, it will be 105F on Friday. Walking outside is like stepping into a blast furnace
@kryptonwolf182 ай бұрын
Fellow Arizonan i see, hello
@TheMcHunter2 ай бұрын
same for me it's 92f and it's dark out
@sirensandaircraft96112 ай бұрын
Hi fellow Arizonan, I want winter to come back so bad.
@TheMcHunter2 ай бұрын
@@sirensandaircraft9611 same tho it gets so cold as well
@TheMcHunter2 ай бұрын
@@sirensandaircraft9611 same tho it gets so cold as well
@suiseitheproto2 ай бұрын
I may not be in Texas, but I can confirm that it's almost the same here in Kentucky- It's just humid and sticky heat instead of dry heat
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
yeah honestly its not the heat ITS THE HUMIDITY its sooooo high I practically have to wear diving gear aaaahhggg
@suiseitheproto2 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 I used to live in Colorado where tempatures got up to 115 in the summer with dry heat and no humidity- I kinda miss that 😂
@thexdfacedgamer23062 ай бұрын
*_"FIRE, FIRE!!!!"_* - TF2 scout
@StarFox5142 ай бұрын
Here comes the sun! Dododo- AAAAAA!
@Freshinhokk2 ай бұрын
Fishe :3 🐟
@ToastExists2 ай бұрын
It's hot and cold here but i'm going to florida
@noroultra2 ай бұрын
this is very true especially for furries where you literally die of heat stroke after 5 minutess of being outside
@Freshinhokk2 ай бұрын
Fish 🐟
@Chip105912 ай бұрын
Fish
@ogiesandwich63742 ай бұрын
Fish
@RobertoGoodra2 ай бұрын
Fish 🐟 pescado.
@plaguedoc56552 ай бұрын
Fish 🐟
@Davtwan2 ай бұрын
It took me a bit to realize who the steak was.
@Secretrider4592 ай бұрын
Glad to know that I'm not the only one with such animosity towards the sun.
@Syntharistheproto2 ай бұрын
Grilled cheese
@FEELZ_SHARD2 ай бұрын
Krilled cheese
@Freshinhokk2 ай бұрын
Fishe 🐟
@user-insaynebokoyt2 ай бұрын
I second that
@kitsunekaze932 ай бұрын
do NOT grill sergals!
@ReplicaTheGhost2 ай бұрын
Oh yes like every summer for me just one word: THE GROUND IS ON FIIIRRRREEEEEE
@elusivenahwoo2 ай бұрын
I plan to move to Alaska when I get the chance. I've always loved the winter and have always been able to tolerate the cold far better than the heat. Even due to the fact that I have Raynaud's disease. ( lack of proper blood flow through the fingertips and toes. Which make me far more susceptible two getting cold in the hands and feet much faster than the average person. A physical pain that feels like knives cutting into my hands ) But despite that all I need is a good high quality pair of boots and gloves and I'm fine. I've always loved the winter and I'm always very sad when spring comes.
@SmoothCriminal692 ай бұрын
As a Floridian, I can confirm the sun has completely melted my last brain cell. At least the temperature is supposed to be a bit cooler tonight with the temperature dropping down to about 92°f
@Yo_llama_112 ай бұрын
As a proud Texan…yes…yes this is an UNDERSTATEMENT!!!!
@blackfrostfilms-dl8wo2 ай бұрын
As a Texan I can confirm that I combust whenever I go outside but I also like the extreme temperatures
@DeelonnDragonn2 ай бұрын
"There is no greater mistake than living in Texas!" -Sheldon Cooper, probably
@stdwproductions50902 ай бұрын
as a texan and a furry i can confirm
@RuneGalin2 ай бұрын
i live in canada and its usually cold but when its summer it sucks
@fiddlestickjones2 ай бұрын
This is why i live somewhere where i dont melt
@SixSevenOwO2 ай бұрын
I live in Texas and this is true, the heat is like you are in a oven set at 800°F
@sleepingpegasus37962 ай бұрын
i never knew how bad Texas summers were until the heat shielded us from wifi signal
@brox_guy40922 ай бұрын
Lol BBQ
@greatgrandarchmage2 ай бұрын
never thought i'd have the chance to see a toasted toaster lol
@vecraude2 ай бұрын
As a Texan I have learned to be as allergic to the sun as humanly possible, can't get a heat stroke if you don't go out in the heat.
@ASgViewer2 ай бұрын
Try living in Singapore. At least you guys have winter and snow, we are in the tropics. Try living in 40C everyday with high humidity and you will melt alive. (We have lotta air con)
@elecmagpulse73852 ай бұрын
Cold weather reigns supreme. The heat is terrible.
@Orange_D_Sanji2 ай бұрын
Me: steps outside for 0.2 seconds The sun: Domain expansion: Coffin of The Iron Mountain
@K-ki-kitten2 ай бұрын
and in germany, we be chilling with fluffy hoodies and long coats here 😌
@draxolot47162 ай бұрын
As a Texan I also become a vampire during the summer
@zirconzefox2 ай бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm that I am instantly barbequed once I step foot on my lawn
@cheeseyleaves2 ай бұрын
Arizona: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
@alexandrolamy96452 ай бұрын
for me summer feels refreshing
@psicodisaster44682 ай бұрын
As a protogen powered by solar who also lives near Texas... Bring more heat.
@TheFluffyWendigo2 ай бұрын
At least its easier for me to find food in the woods I live in during summertime.
@SlikTheRaptor2 ай бұрын
As a Texan , I can relate
@MateuLeGrillepain2 ай бұрын
*laughs in Honolulu (albeit not for most of the summer)*
@kitty-danger2 ай бұрын
Protogens are the ones that are the most doomed when summer comes
@BenitoBeni14142 ай бұрын
Im not a furry but i dont like not wearing a jacket so i understand because i wear sometimes my jackets even in summer
@Insert_Sweets2 ай бұрын
Texas is hot today :( this is why I like winter
@Angel_gamer20082 ай бұрын
As a Mexican, it is normal for me, even if the temperature rises it will still be normal. 🗿👍
@user-vq9yd1sn6w2 ай бұрын
I’m going to Texas in a week I’m fearful
@Redshirtgaming962 ай бұрын
It’s raining this week a lot
@TheMcHunter2 ай бұрын
can't wait for jokes like "you look like a snack" here I'll add mine- not only do you look like a snack but a full-course meal.
@Minifrigid2 ай бұрын
The state I live in heat is not the only thing that's deadly. The humidity during summer makes it worse by basically adding to the heat by 1.5x the actual heat. So uhh it's hot where I live.
@Dawson_12342 ай бұрын
0:04 NEW YELLOW PROTOHEN?!!???
@GrumpyWolfTech2 ай бұрын
As an Oregonian that visits Texas once a year to meet up with friends, I can confirm this is true. F that heat!
@BrazilianDanielFeraGames2 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian in my city on Rio, it’s seriously cold there
@S3ntinal_2 ай бұрын
As a fellow Texan gotta say just walk a mile everyday for a few weeks and you'll get used to it lol
@robspr.2 ай бұрын
I can relate even as a New Yorker. We get summers up to 100 degrees
@Lv-nq9qz2 ай бұрын
It's 78 degrees and beautiful in NY today 😁
@alittlegirl36312 ай бұрын
no wildfires have happened, i hope.
@Skullhawk132 ай бұрын
I escaped Florida and was like at least Oregon will be nice and cold. And while it’s not AS hot, summer is still the worst season by far
@idkbrO6542 ай бұрын
*"Nah, id adapt"* -last words from me 2024
@Orion_TheProto2 ай бұрын
i used to live in the New England area before moving to the southwest. i still hate it here, almost 4 years later.
@Citadel_Ztation_AI_6662 ай бұрын
WHY THE FUCK DID IT RAIN SO MUCH YESTERDAY?!?!!? WHY CAN'T WHY GET RAIN LIKE THIS IN APRIL?!??!?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
@GNinjaBananaFart7772 ай бұрын
What makes it worse is that (according to my little brother’s science teacher from earlier this year) it’s going to be the hottest summer yet… so guys if you need me I’ll be chilling in the freezer (pun unintended).
@unfinished-wh9vz2 ай бұрын
Just remember people live right next to Death Valley
@topazlynx22282 ай бұрын
Hi I'm a Canadian Here we have a Province called Alberta that I live in It's jokingly referred to as Canadian Texas. Because in Alberta IT GETS TOO HOT FOR US CANADIANS AND WE START TO MELT
@user-vq9yd1sn6w2 ай бұрын
Update: I couldn’t sit outside for more than a minute, but I’m back in Minnesota
@jasperfox68212 ай бұрын
Well with all that fur, summer can be horrible 🥵
@brainy-stew2132 ай бұрын
This is just me all the time
@tyhybrid94362 ай бұрын
As a fellow Texan I think he’s under reacting, especially in another month or two when it’ll be even hotter
@TheTopCoin2 ай бұрын
This is why I like living in Michigan
@Asra-Therian2 ай бұрын
I agree, I’m also in Texas (specifically Houston) so it is VERY hot, and HUMID OML
@Parciwal_Gaming2 ай бұрын
Imagine leaving the saune just to go back inside because the outside is just as hot and at least in there, you can be naked.
@Vawkis2 ай бұрын
This current year, it's been even better! Instead we've been getting massive Thunderstorms with winds and hail and the "threat" of tornado's
@JuanReyesJuanReyes2 ай бұрын
As I to am a Texan I can say I am already tern in to dust at this point
@Average_Idiott2 ай бұрын
85 degree weather is quite nice
@BlackVulpine2 ай бұрын
You’ve never been in an AUSTRALIAN summer.
@jaycariothe1st2 ай бұрын
ahh yes, this state is literally uninhabitable during the summer. i'm not looking forward to more texas heat. arceus help us all.
@jaycariothe1st2 ай бұрын
also HOLY CRAP THERE'S SO MANY FELLOW FURRIES HERE IN THIS STATE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY I'VE *MET* FROM HERE FHDHFDHHDHHGK
@Theforbidden45.2 ай бұрын
I don't live in Texas but my mom used to and she said it can get really hot there so I can imagine the suffering you're going through side note your voice sounds nice I don't know why I pointed it out but I did :3
@bionicdragon52 ай бұрын
Could be worse. At least you can escape the heat in Texas. In Georgia, no matter where you go, the air you breathe is 95% scalding steam in Summer and rain makes it worse somehow. In short: "DAMN YOU, SUN!"
@jadetheproot2 ай бұрын
Purple does not like the sun
@MeloditeCat2 ай бұрын
“Your first mistake was thinking I was weak, your second was being in Texas!” - Sun
@Ilikefire27932 ай бұрын
*Laughing in it only being 70°F where i live*
@personguy88392 ай бұрын
There are such things as cooling vests.
@HugoSteel2 ай бұрын
Yeah the heat is insane, here in Sweden it's really hot at 27°C (80°F)!
@Alexthefancollector2 ай бұрын
The sun is a deadly laser! 😱
@Nobody01522 ай бұрын
Voices of the Void players on 24th every month
@sugarpacket72512 ай бұрын
I’ve solver this issue by simply not going outside
@Kplee12142 ай бұрын
Listen purple I understand about the heat, I’m in Florida and I feel like I’m on fire the instant you go outside. Still drink lots of water, use a lot of fans so your machine parts don’t overheat, and have a colbolt that won’t dismember you for parts and it’s purple and it’s also like a protogen too
@0ceanManie2 ай бұрын
Man Texas summer is fun and is probably the most contributing factor as to why I love winter
@eisenfell28182 ай бұрын
When the Protogen turns into Protosoup
@BlazerStar-fd4rt2 ай бұрын
He should’ve made it so that at the end, he was just a puddle of metal
@Venenus_MC2 ай бұрын
i live in venezuela, its not that bad but it equally burns your skin and makes it itchy
@endarus60532 ай бұрын
Ha! I live somewhere where its nice and cold and- *_Sounds of getting buried under 13 ft of snow Intensifies_*
@Chilldude-zh1lt2 ай бұрын
I had a tree in my yard once, he fr got up and said, "man its too hot out here" abd left
@SwampyBoy4762 ай бұрын
I also hate the heat, I wear extra light clothes, and I live in Washington, 70 is too warm for me and it can get up to 100 during heatwave season
@SwampyBoy4762 ай бұрын
I’m a winter boy, I love the rain and cold concrete under my feet, or cold wet grass or snow, anything cold for me to stand on and lose 90% of my body heat with honestly
@TraustiGeir2 ай бұрын
LOL! A well-done Grape.
@lionelwhiskerknot2 ай бұрын
I hate the heat too. Unlike the cold where you can get a blanket there is no escape when you can't afford air conditioning.
@metalclawsteelheart2 ай бұрын
*I LIVE IN FUCKING ENGLAND, A PLACE WHERE IT RAINS FOR 85% OF THE YEAR, AND I **_STILL_** HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT HEATWAVE EVERY YEAR*
@IrregularDoctor2 ай бұрын
As your neighbor in Arkansas. I can confirm.
@teesteak2 ай бұрын
Who lives near the equator got this almost everyday
@Pyradyne2282 ай бұрын
Texas boyo here.. THE SUN CAN SUCK IT. friggin boiling over here. But alas ya know what they say, if ya don't like the weather now. Just wait five minutes, it'll be different. For better, or for worse.
@alexthegrimlock2 ай бұрын
As a Texas... this is accurate.
@goofie7912 ай бұрын
come down to phoenix for that life changing heat stroke-
@Core_Of_The_Void2 ай бұрын
Anthroid Steak, I like it!
@Noob2024_82 ай бұрын
there it is the one and only that the sun did something about it “F### YOOOOUU” Rest in peace Purple