"to shreds you say" will always be my favourite gag from Futurama
@Gestrid2 жыл бұрын
And his wife?
@edwardoedwardo99052 жыл бұрын
@@Gestrid To shreds you say...
@slidey17882 жыл бұрын
No fair, you changed the result by observing it!
@dishmeup2 жыл бұрын
Mines the passenger time slower device but im a massive stoner so yea
@tyelerhiggins3002 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I didn't realize that she was emotionally torn to shreds. I thought she was also literally torn to shreds.
@smalwex2 жыл бұрын
Death by snu-snu was an awakening to a lot of people large women, then the petite women, then the large women again
@althelor Жыл бұрын
I blame that episode entirely for my generation's love of large buff women who can crush our heads between their thighs.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
😂
@supersonicguru1 Жыл бұрын
@@althelor it never went away, it's still around, just not looking in the right place(s)
@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 Жыл бұрын
you forgot the first set of beautiful women. but eh, it doesn't really matter.
@ereynolds72 Жыл бұрын
@@althelor rhea ripley owes her success to that episode
@Azikiel26022 жыл бұрын
“It’s like sex except I’m having it!” I really felt that one.
@noahkarpinski18242 жыл бұрын
Haha. Haha Ha
@makar_on2 жыл бұрын
Unlike a touch of a woman
@jamiehughes55732 жыл бұрын
With today's cancel culture that's kind of a bad thing
@Azikiel26022 жыл бұрын
@@makar_on yeah, that’s the joke…
@makar_on2 жыл бұрын
@@Azikiel2602 you're the joke
@furionmax78242 жыл бұрын
I like how the running joke in this series was always that Zoidberg is one of the most brilliant doctors in the show. Yet he knows next to nothing about the human anatomy
@thebananamelon50652 жыл бұрын
“My doctorate is in art history”
@lilithadams11562 жыл бұрын
They've stated in the show that he's a very good alien doctor, & that the crews mistake is being human. Lol
@soconoha84952 жыл бұрын
@@lilithadams1156 i believe Zoidberg mentioned that himself.
@MalekitGJ2 жыл бұрын
Like every doctor.
@ChthonianDreams2 жыл бұрын
He's out of his field with human biology. He's good with other species.
@rhodiumthunderbird Жыл бұрын
"Wingus, Dingus, Listen up" Gets me every time
@endemon1822 Жыл бұрын
Anmen my brother in croydon
@thefinewino Жыл бұрын
I call my cats that now 🤣
@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 Жыл бұрын
"W H O ' S R E A D Y T O C R E A M ?" - Ethan (Markiplier makes Crème Brulé)
@RepublicOfUs Жыл бұрын
@@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 Goddamnit, the chances of me running into somebody who *also* associates those names with that one specific Markiplier Makes video, and thinks about that line Ethan says way too often must be astronomically low, but somehow it happened. I hope you're happy, buster.
@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 Жыл бұрын
@@RepublicOfUs Futurama season 4 episode 14 title card: YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN
@zakbax72592 жыл бұрын
“If only I’d programmed the robot to be more careful what I wished for! Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
@pelhamtp12 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh Love this one.
@gremlinwc8996 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't a twilight zone fan when I watched futurama but looking back on it now they did their references so well
@astra12882 жыл бұрын
i appreciate you giving us the double gag with the new jersey joke AND to shreds
@fruitferret7448 Жыл бұрын
“What are you, gay?” Is one of my favorite lines in the whole show
@Tigerman11382 жыл бұрын
I always loved “That thing she wears on her wrist” 03:14
@LuizOMenudo2 жыл бұрын
Never actually thought about it and now i'm dying listening her saying it out loud
@Tigerman11382 жыл бұрын
@@LuizOMenudo Yeah. That is the official name.
@zakbax72592 жыл бұрын
“Where is the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?” “Under the seat.”
@BasicShapes2 жыл бұрын
I love that Hermes immediately reacts, and is the only one to react
@cytoid70622 жыл бұрын
@@BasicShapes He's likely the only one that knows what the object is, lol
@BasicShapes2 жыл бұрын
@@cytoid7062 Exactly lol
@Tigerman1138 Жыл бұрын
Nothing beats a good “hover bridge” to drive your Hippe 🚌 over.
@CallMeMimi27 Жыл бұрын
@@BasicShapes Mr Space Potato Man Sapbe
@stormhawkdude2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in LA, That joke never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I hear it
@SparnaOfYomi Жыл бұрын
You have my condolences
@CallMeMimi27 Жыл бұрын
"he just won't stop with the social comentary"
@PunishedKrab Жыл бұрын
You must have the strongest genes to be able to survive that place
@kyrroti2 жыл бұрын
Either this is an especially good compilation, or Futurama is somehow even better than I remember it.
@mx.viscera22472 жыл бұрын
It was def funnier the second time I watched it idk why
@mrmagpie66842 жыл бұрын
@@mx.viscera2247 I think we age and our culture ages with us. KOTH would have flown over my head as a kid, but now it's literally perfect humor for me.
@hani63642 жыл бұрын
Both are true
@themetalorian22682 жыл бұрын
That’s the neat thing, it’s both.
@speedingAtI94 Жыл бұрын
It was written a bunch of mathematicians. The jokes are layered on top of each other. It takes time to digest them properly.
@kobiemelverton22312 жыл бұрын
wingus and dingus is a top 3 futurama joke and you can't change my mind
@Mister-RedАй бұрын
"If only they had built it with 600 and one halls!"
@StarkIller-df7gw19 күн бұрын
Yep!
@Redscarlet702 жыл бұрын
I'm really liking the transitions between jokes. Keep up the good work.
@ipraytovodka Жыл бұрын
is this a spam bot? i keep seeing these same comments on multiple videos by different ppl
@Hewhowalksbehindtherows2 жыл бұрын
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"🤣
@petezah2686 Жыл бұрын
"how 'bout these cookies, sugar?" *proceeds to reveal pointy 1940's brassiere*
@beardedgreek90692 жыл бұрын
Alright, I've finished the video.. And what of the rest of the month? ..to shreds you say..
@SpiderGeometry2 жыл бұрын
2:28 "How 'bout these cookies, sugar?" is ludicrously funny.
@kaiseralbrecht6099 Жыл бұрын
He did do the nasty in the pasty
@typacsk4 ай бұрын
Fry's grandma could get it
@makhauser422 жыл бұрын
Even though I really love this show and miss it, still don't want it revived, it had such a perfect ending to loop into the Pilot, worried it might be a flop. Oh well, we shall see. Thanks for the video
@stoneraptor62192 жыл бұрын
I think the idea with the revival isn’t to change the ending, but just get some more in between stuff
@DarkPhoenixMishima2 жыл бұрын
I rewatched the ending, it seems like it was only meant to loop back to the beginning of the episode as the Professor mentions it was only to the moment he made the time button.
@makhauser422 жыл бұрын
@@DarkPhoenixMishima, yes, I know. Is just how it feels. "Wanna go around again?" - and you can start from the first episode again. IIRC that was how the original network did on the premiere
@makhauser422 жыл бұрын
@@stoneraptor6219, hopefully. And hopefully they won't just make it jyst to meke. All other "final episodes" were still good, and they kept the level
@megafrank2 жыл бұрын
@@DarkPhoenixMishima did you think then they are stuck in a never ending loop as l think they would not remember what happen and the event of the episode would play out the same
@natej10262 жыл бұрын
This show was genuinely ahead of its time is multiple ways and I'll never put another show above it.
@calorkai Жыл бұрын
Yeah, by about 1000 years
@SoarLong Жыл бұрын
@@calorkai
@Aryan_homophobe2 жыл бұрын
I just love how people of LA desided not to wait until the year 3000 to make their home a living hell and started early.
@aldiz12982 жыл бұрын
they actually have already started 30 years ago.
@christianheichel Жыл бұрын
They must have defunded the police
@CodeNameX0012 жыл бұрын
Farnsworth: Sad, sad, terrible, GRUESOME news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu. Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?
@MircomFan2 жыл бұрын
Today's world in a nutshell lmao
@GrievousReborn2 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that the only got John Goodman to voice robot Santa for one episode John DiMaggio does the rest of them
@CrookiNari2 жыл бұрын
Probably would have been too expensive to have him on repeatedly. Even Dan Castellaneta was too expensive for Robot Devil that one episode where he literally only had one line.
@danielgallagher26122 жыл бұрын
You always seem to fit in more than one joke for each day.
@1down4upworkshop61 Жыл бұрын
..."With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg" is going on my tombstone LOL
@_Devil Жыл бұрын
That Los Aneglas social commentary gag was absolutely fucking hilarious. I didnt realize just how accurate it was until I got older lmao
@LJLMETAL2 жыл бұрын
"Wingus, Dingus; Listen Up." LOL!
@thunderfox532 жыл бұрын
"Time to get jolly on your asses" as always been a favorite quote of mine
@pelhamtp1 Жыл бұрын
I love how zoidberg is bouncing on his pogo stick in the background
@Shroomluck2 жыл бұрын
5:10 Hermes knew what that device was ha
@kennethmiller38022 жыл бұрын
.. baby....wait, you haven't shown me your surprise
@Virtualweakness2 жыл бұрын
They're like sex except I'm having them. One of my favorite lines.
@theduke75392 жыл бұрын
"These cookies sugar" I know I shouldnt, I REALLY shouldnt. buuuutt....
@SamuelBlack84Ай бұрын
But snu snu
@smorris122 жыл бұрын
Argh. 8 hours into September and I've run out of this video!
@lordhawkridge41162 жыл бұрын
"Where's the device that let's you speed or slow the passage of time" "Under the seat!"
@DaveWraptastic2 жыл бұрын
Fry's grandma lowkey a babe yo
@ultgamercw67592 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the new series will give us many more jokes to get us through the months.
@comment-chan87502 жыл бұрын
New series?
@ultgamercw67592 жыл бұрын
@@comment-chan8750 They are making a new season of the show.
@faelarheal-leaf81572 жыл бұрын
@@ultgamercw6759 Oh what?! How come I never heard of this, got any articles talking about it?
@mewpewsy2 жыл бұрын
@@faelarheal-leaf8157 it really shouldn't be hard to use Google...
@ultgamercw67592 жыл бұрын
@@faelarheal-leaf8157 it's coming next year apparently. There was a huge uproar not long about about benders Voice actor getting changed but it's been sorted out and he's now returning to his role. We don't have a trailer yet but we know it's likely coming to Disney plus due to the buyout of fox. They also have titles that are leaked from the episodes that hint as to what we can expect.
@Moochie420_2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this show so many times threw and it still cracks me up 😂
@lilithadams11562 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to these. Thanks man
@ScoutConvoy2 жыл бұрын
To shreds, you say?
@Gestrid2 жыл бұрын
And his wife?
@edwardoedwardo99052 жыл бұрын
@@Gestrid To shreds you say...
@KatVWine2 жыл бұрын
"I shall preserve the DNA of homosapiens" "I thought you only save the DNA of endangered species" "Farewell 🕊️" That made me gasp and laugh lmao
@leargamma49122 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@OverWims2 жыл бұрын
@@leargamma4912 he only saves the DNA of endangered species so by saving the DNA of humans, he's basically saying we are an endangered species.
@terrance32182 жыл бұрын
@@leargamma4912 🤦🏿♂️
@Super_Suchi2 жыл бұрын
@@leargamma4912 the encyclopod knows something we don’t.
@Littlefighter1911 Жыл бұрын
@@OverWims Yeah the problem with me not being so sure about that was, if that was what they were trying to insinuate, or if there was something else I didn't know. Like many people still use "homo sapiens sapiens" to claim that that's an evolved version of "homo sapiens". So maybe the joke was that he was supposedly "homo sapiens sapiens" and he was just stupid as to not understand that he wasn't technically the same species in the eyes of the encyclopod.
@nicks14512 жыл бұрын
3:04 I will never not find it amusing that they blatantly referenced the Brittany Spears “Baby One More Time” album cover
@AtheistOrphan2 жыл бұрын
‘Dead, in her bathtub’
@terrance32182 жыл бұрын
The "Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!" gets me every single time! LMFAO
@janosrock Жыл бұрын
7:07 i swear to god, it's been years and i still haven't forgiven you for that, Futurama
@sinovagen2 жыл бұрын
I so look forward to these every month. Thank you.
@jembozaba48642 жыл бұрын
1:30 That's some nice voice acting by Calculon there.
@aabram7737 Жыл бұрын
“Wingus. Dingus. Listen up.” Finally a new opener for conversation.
@SamuelBlack84Ай бұрын
I'm not getting anywhere with mine "Whose up for a snog, then?" 😂
@zakbax72592 жыл бұрын
“I’m still in med-peril, you CLODS!”
@nikbol43below2 жыл бұрын
0:50 "He was then transferred to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to alive".
@alesmasarik45782 жыл бұрын
In september, 30 jokes arent enought
@JensMorrison Жыл бұрын
"Not dead. The other thing." -Best Dr. Zoidberg
@jhubeJELLO2 жыл бұрын
The youtube algorithm knew i needed your compilations right now, thank you for your hard work!
@JanitoRiceMeister Жыл бұрын
"Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time" "Under the seat" I love how Hermes is the only one who recognizes what that is XD
@harris21162 ай бұрын
I will always love that zoidberg is the only person ever to be seen as good by robot santa
@Yasuda90002 жыл бұрын
Professor Farnsworth: I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!
@UncensoredScion Жыл бұрын
Bender's kind of an idiot, if he'd allowed them to get the backwards time machine, they'd have eventually gone back in time and dropped him off in the hellish robot apocalypse before returning to their time.
@androiddolphin4812 Жыл бұрын
Watching one joke everyday till the end of September. Halfway through! Idk how I'd make it to the end without this video, thank you
@DDCrp Жыл бұрын
Baby, wait! You were about to show your surprise 💀💀😂
@DaniSlot2 жыл бұрын
"wingus, dingus, listen up" 😂
@timtheskeptic1147 Жыл бұрын
I love that Zapp's plant to trick Lur with the orangutan almost worked.
@CaptainBlueShell2 жыл бұрын
_Less than 9 minutes later..._ *WHAT DO I DO FOR THE REST OF SEPTEMBER????*
@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 Жыл бұрын
0:40 that was an absolute double whammy, 2 good jokes in the span of 10 seconds
@archiiebarrett Жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan is brilliantly done, funniest character in the show.
@CreamySpuds Жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigoat for sure 🐐
@keastymatthew2407 Жыл бұрын
For sure!!! Your the only comment i could find saying so. " But you havnt showed me your suprise" had me in stiches🤣
@SamuelBlack84Ай бұрын
You suck!
@OverWims2 жыл бұрын
6:27 How dare you cut off Bender's "Oh no you didn't"
@terrance32182 жыл бұрын
That's the best part! 🤣
@dragons_hook2 жыл бұрын
Jamie: There's always Hoboken. Coop: Yeeaaah, but that's Hoboken... NJ jokes never get old! Lol
@brainstorm6232 жыл бұрын
I was gonna make the argument that a good compromise would be Bender using the women's backwards time machine to go to his robot apocalypse fantasy land, while Fry and Prof. stay in the beautiful women fantasy land. But then I realized that, and let's be real here: adding Bender to a robot apocalypse is like adding gas to a flame. He'd most likely change history to the point where the robot apocalypse would overlap the women's future.
@zakunick12 жыл бұрын
But he’d still whisper “except one.” And Fry would still be that one.
@g-only12 жыл бұрын
Wake me up when September ends
@terrakaion Жыл бұрын
“And what’s your scientific basis for thinking that?” “I’m twelve.”
@johndiddilyjoe6258 Жыл бұрын
That New Jersey joke and follow up always gets me
@miked95942 жыл бұрын
“Oh no catch but we are technically in New Jersey.”
2:58 I always wondered if Windy was outside of the temporal displacement field watching a news report about herself and could avoid the fate or would watching it have caused it. Actions inside continue onward caused by actions and information obtained before the jump. I think fixing the problem only stopped more jumping but never undid old jumps. So anyone in a jump can't go back but i think if you observe from outside one, you can still change the outcome.
@TheMarcHicks2 жыл бұрын
Oh well, I guess he didn't hear me....damn that was hilarious 😆
@OSRSKyill Жыл бұрын
OMG We made it through September, thankfully this video also works for October.
@MaxAC Жыл бұрын
"Did you even see that mountain of skulls?"....LOl!!
@hulioortiz6988 Жыл бұрын
0:24 As a New Yorker I just want to say this is the approach we all take towards being in New Jersey
@vodsanity4861 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the compilation! These have really been making my mornings watching them.
@hughmongus61912 жыл бұрын
@ 6:06 What we came here for.
@Prodmullefc2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t have to call everyone out like that, dude
@iraqifoodcart8447 Жыл бұрын
You know what always cheered you up? Making me some of those sugar cookies." "How about _these_ cookies, sugar?" And that's the story of how one man became his own grandfather.
@natsusatsujinki8342 Жыл бұрын
It's not really his fault though.
@ARWINGx12 жыл бұрын
2:18 (up until Fry actually responds to being hugged) sums up one of the things that'd worry me about being in a relationship. That I'd be oblivious to my What-if/Would-be GF's cues for too long.
@boiledelephant Жыл бұрын
In my extensive experience of courtship failure, if you're not even sure if they're dropping hints and feel like you nearly missed it, they're not dropping hints. You'll generally know when someone's legit into you. And sometimes it takes frickin ages to find one of those people. But that's just the nature of the thing, you gotta take it easy and wait. Don't try and force yourself to think there's hints and signs everywhere, there mostly aren't and you'll torch legit friendships looking for them.
@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 Жыл бұрын
1:57 Amy's so polite about it, but it's still funny how angry she is that she's been doing nothing for a while
@ShadowtheYouTuber523 Жыл бұрын
6:33 Futurama predicted Slip Slide Icecapades from Crash Twinsanity
@antonioponce67882 жыл бұрын
thank you for your service
@jelaninoel Жыл бұрын
“What are you, gay!?” Never gets old
@CaseyMcGeorge2 жыл бұрын
Dammit…you had to add something from Jurassic Bark in here. But great video though.
@AkiraSakko2 жыл бұрын
Everytime I heard *Wingus , Dingus , Listen up* ; I crack a big laugh
@colemanwalsh7477 Жыл бұрын
The evil Santa robot aged like fine wine 😂 silent night
@pelhamtp1 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Where's October?!? We need this.... NEED THIS!
@afterlife697 Жыл бұрын
The joke about Los Angeles is funnier than it’s ever been
@carlosdangerfield9477 Жыл бұрын
"What are you? gay?" must be the best joke ever told on screen / any screen!
@AlaskanGhost2 жыл бұрын
Do a dirty joke compilation for November!
@DisLikedLoverOnTheMoon152 жыл бұрын
What if it makes ppl fail 😂😂
@AlaskanGhost2 жыл бұрын
@@DisLikedLoverOnTheMoon15 Then they were unworthy!
@Brandelwyn2 жыл бұрын
Soul Reaver rules!
@kissit0122 жыл бұрын
Demon!
@Mrbuttboi Жыл бұрын
Just looking at Seymour makes me want to cry
@Amek34 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for these. These definitely get me through the month and make me laugh.
@JackH1205 Жыл бұрын
The simple act of Fry & Brannigan high-fiving after being sentenced to death by snoo snoo brings out the childish humor in me.
@ZukoHalliwell2 жыл бұрын
I have to ask, is this the last monthly compilation video? Because, you started making them in October, and the playlist is called "365 Jokes for Every Day".
@wiidub92252 жыл бұрын
Sadly yes,well until new episodes come out,then I might do it again
@derpy26882 жыл бұрын
@@wiidub9225 but what about February 29th? No jokes for this day
@davidec.40212 жыл бұрын
Nooooo
@ZukoHalliwell2 жыл бұрын
@@wiidub9225 Okay. Thanks for letting me know.
@ZukoHalliwell2 жыл бұрын
@@davidec.4021 It's not so bad. Now we have enough jokes to get through the whole year.
@SeeMyEvil Жыл бұрын
save us cat man!
@BasicShapes Жыл бұрын
"Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself." "I'm not scared of that at all!"
@jonremington78342 ай бұрын
Zoidberg just casually pogoing in the background 😂