Future Where Being Single Is Considered A Crime

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Mystery Recapped

Mystery Recapped

2 жыл бұрын

In the near dystopian future, not being in a relationship is considered a crime. To survive in the world, one should always be with a romantic partner.
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@floursandroses
@floursandroses 2 жыл бұрын
"He is short-sighted" "I guess he didn't see it coming" lol ...the puns are the best part of these recaps 🤣
@bencegaming1716
@bencegaming1716 2 жыл бұрын
Im short-sighted too and i laughed too
@ko-Daegu
@ko-Daegu 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@TeahsTea2
@TeahsTea2 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is not related to this comment (I just need people to see this) Anyways: Did anyone notice it said "Future Where Being Siblings Is Considered A Crime" LIKE BRO- I READ IT
@Walter-Montalvo
@Walter-Montalvo 2 жыл бұрын
I am short-sighted and that was one of the best puns. Lol
@gameryt5544
@gameryt5544 2 жыл бұрын
True
@Danymok
@Danymok 2 жыл бұрын
I'd just have to accept my fate if I lived in that world.
@superrazor7617
@superrazor7617 2 жыл бұрын
Just choose a good animal like a bird or a horse
@sheesh319
@sheesh319 2 жыл бұрын
me too dude
@talahari2441
@talahari2441 2 жыл бұрын
Welp, same goes for me
@super_scaler1516
@super_scaler1516 2 жыл бұрын
@@talahari2441 lol
@mrobseqium
@mrobseqium 2 жыл бұрын
i would really like to be a crocodile
@imakecoolmusicsometimes
@imakecoolmusicsometimes 2 жыл бұрын
“You are human. I am human.” Done. I’m sure they both share a love for pickles, too, or SOMETHING. Dude doesn’t have to blind himself like what
@Kettie5
@Kettie5 2 жыл бұрын
“Hey….. heard you like breathin”
@lilosnitch3247
@lilosnitch3247 2 жыл бұрын
I love food. U love food. Yesssh
@w1z4rd9
@w1z4rd9 2 жыл бұрын
Rule bending by grammar fucking, luv it.
@jonsnow5513
@jonsnow5513 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, you just figured out the message of the film
@noname-xq1ii
@noname-xq1ii 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey cutie heard you like blinking?"
@Virginia-gs9tc
@Virginia-gs9tc 2 жыл бұрын
I do feel like a lot of people force themselves into relationships out of obligation and a fear of being alone. Plus society itself keeps pushing the idea that you NEED to be in one in order to be happy or normal.
@Rck-vert
@Rck-vert 2 жыл бұрын
Are u married.... Virginia?
@crimson9748
@crimson9748 2 жыл бұрын
What
@TheRealMikanTsumiki
@TheRealMikanTsumiki 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's been ingrained in me ever since i was little, I would stalk and develop obsessions with boys I was close with. I ended up ruinin a lot of friendships and have difficulty being in relationships with the mentality of "boys and girls can't just be friends" Life's been a lot easier seeing everyone as potential friends rather than mates
@Giniro_No_Suisei
@Giniro_No_Suisei 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, being single is considered as somehow as a ‘curse’.
@greenteadreams5182
@greenteadreams5182 2 жыл бұрын
The most messed up part of the movie was when the guy tried to end up with the heartless women, commentating that it can be seen as better to be in an abusive relationship, than no relationship at all. But honestly the deal about being able to choose to be any animal you want sounds to good to be true, I would instantly choose to roam free as a bird or a cat than live in that society.
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
Just find a person you love and start hating the society, ask her to do the same and now you have a common interest and you can be a couple, really there were so many ways to solve this problem
@midnightshadow1491
@midnightshadow1491 2 жыл бұрын
@@italianmilk6903 Yeah, but that's not even the point. If society had become that bad, would it even be worth it to try and survive as a human, knowing that you'd be condemned to a living hell for the rest of your life? I'd rather be a seagull... or honestly just about anything that isn't a human. Live free or die, you know?
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightshadow1491 maybe as I said in another comment the world is not all like that
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightshadow1491 and probably turning into an animal gives you 109 types of not curable illnesses
@midnightshadow1491
@midnightshadow1491 2 жыл бұрын
@@italianmilk6903 So, you're telling me that without weapons, provisions, and while being hunted as a fugitive, you could flee the country? Eh, I guess you could try it, but you don't have to be a statistician to know that the odds of success aren't very good. I guess you could try to survive long enough to kill the guy that implemented the system though.
@sohamkatewale6786
@sohamkatewale6786 2 жыл бұрын
"I guess he didn't see it coming" "Good thing he is a lefty" "This is some dobby the house elf shit" - absolute gold😂😂😂
@laminalias3126
@laminalias3126 2 жыл бұрын
I posted before you but got no likes
@mamtayadav.taylorsversion5483
@mamtayadav.taylorsversion5483 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp please for the dobby one
@mystierayn1077
@mystierayn1077 2 жыл бұрын
@@mamtayadav.taylorsversion5483 @ 4:15
@mamtayadav.taylorsversion5483
@mamtayadav.taylorsversion5483 2 жыл бұрын
@@mystierayn1077 thank you 😊
@Nobody00008
@Nobody00008 2 жыл бұрын
timeswap ; 4:14
@riptideanomy1024
@riptideanomy1024 2 жыл бұрын
Ad: “There are hot singles in your area!” The cops: “Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em”
@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 2 жыл бұрын
BRO. you took this meme so perfect that it's funnier than the video!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mystery Recapped OBLITERATED
@LegoBeachtrooper
@LegoBeachtrooper 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about how David still took his brother even after he became a dog and i just couldn’t imagine loosing your brother. When the heartless girl killed bob it was so sad. Now he’s lost his brother twice
@maestrulgamer9695
@maestrulgamer9695 2 жыл бұрын
You know what i hate MORE than a bad movie?A cliffhanger ending of a GOOD movie!
@NoName-xi3nm
@NoName-xi3nm 2 жыл бұрын
All I read was more good
@hoppuu
@hoppuu 2 жыл бұрын
I think it is more artistic choice like making the viewer think of their own ending you know?
@idontmakecontent4870
@idontmakecontent4870 2 жыл бұрын
They NEED to do a sequel
@martimking1craft
@martimking1craft 2 жыл бұрын
@@hoppuu its very lazy writing in my opinion then
@taodivinity1556
@taodivinity1556 2 жыл бұрын
@@martimking1craft Nah, not really, there were like only two choices anyways, it is just letting people choose what they like more. Personally I say he left her because he seems like that kind of a person.
@Kehwanna
@Kehwanna 2 жыл бұрын
I always wonder how these dystopian things started. I can imagine some politician roaring about imprisoning single people and somehow convinces enough people to think it's worth implementing as a law.
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
It’s probably something related to religion and low population, it would be really cool to explore the world of this movie a little bit, maybe it’s different in other places of the world
@genghiskhan5701
@genghiskhan5701 2 жыл бұрын
These ideas would usually get the politician shot dead especially if his American. A smarter way for dystopias to start is the politician addressing prevailing social issues first (like the Nazis and the Bolsheviks)then implementing crazed ideas once they are popular and well established enough
@robos3809
@robos3809 2 жыл бұрын
@@italianmilk6903 if you have a low population killing the singles makes it worse
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
@@robos3809 yeah you are right, also they don’t kill the singles
@nelixsulu6201
@nelixsulu6201 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that people can come up with these movie plots is also scary lol
@The_Real_Ryan
@The_Real_Ryan 2 жыл бұрын
If being single is a crime then I’m serving a life sentence.
@Semi5M
@Semi5M 2 жыл бұрын
And i'm serving a death sentence.
@the1stanimekaratepup
@the1stanimekaratepup 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an animal now.
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be an orca and lead a massive super pod of other orcas to rule over the seven seas as apex predators who like to play with our food before eating them.
@zeno-two0255
@zeno-two0255 2 жыл бұрын
4th comment
@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 2 жыл бұрын
@@zeno-two0255 5th bruh XD
@private-local-enemy
@private-local-enemy 2 жыл бұрын
"...they're turned into an animal of their choosing" i would 100% embrace the single life
@LeeoGoneWild
@LeeoGoneWild Жыл бұрын
I guess the biggest problem is you could possibly be kicked to death and die a lot sooner than you would have as a human haha
@fissionplane32
@fissionplane32 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you think about it this is a commentary on the social attitude towards marriage, couples, and romance. Being single, or virgin gets you mocked and made fun of by your peers, coworkers, and often it's assumed you have something very very wrong in order to not have a partner, even when some choose not to, or can't, there's nothing wrong with not being about to find a gf/bf, but you're seen as an undesirable human. The film takes this to an extreme, with the intense laws on partnership, small metaphorical commentary scattered around like the forceful nature to have something in common, the demotion to "animal" when someone can't find a partner, and people like the runaways, who represent incels who are the very extreme end. Partnership and romance has slowly turned from a private, sacred thing into a Toy, a good or service, and most emphatically a social status.
@pancakes590
@pancakes590 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I also interpreted the hotel’s rules on masturbation as how Christian communities treat sex outside of marriage. You aren’t allowed to be horny but maybe if you’re horny enough, you’ll find a partner faster by their logic.
@josephbrennan370
@josephbrennan370 2 жыл бұрын
This is an excellent comment that I wholeheartedly agree with. Thank you
@TheLovesnowangel
@TheLovesnowangel 2 жыл бұрын
Great analysis and sadly big truth to it!
@mari_000
@mari_000 2 жыл бұрын
"being a virgin gets you mocked" In many cultures around the world (maybe except of america ?) its the other way around. When you are virgin you get praised and people see you as clean
@hellohowareyou7495
@hellohowareyou7495 2 жыл бұрын
@@pancakes590 but christians never forced you to get married so the first commenter comment is more like it
@Luminous_YG
@Luminous_YG 2 жыл бұрын
"Not being in a relationship is considered a crime" Me: smiles a little bit
@crap8994
@crap8994 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@captainblastem9095
@captainblastem9095 2 жыл бұрын
me: an animal
@dannyt3825
@dannyt3825 2 жыл бұрын
♪♪ Baby I'm a gangster too ♪♪
@tortoise629
@tortoise629 2 жыл бұрын
*IM IN DANGER*
@indoorchimney
@indoorchimney 2 жыл бұрын
*turns into a mouse*
@CorruptedBat
@CorruptedBat 2 жыл бұрын
If the matching trait can be a physical attribute, why didn't they both dye their hair the same color or opt for something less drastic than going blind?
@kamikeserpentail3778
@kamikeserpentail3778 2 жыл бұрын
Because they're stupid, like most of the premise of the movie honestly.
@nachaenghyo_o
@nachaenghyo_o 2 жыл бұрын
Watched this movie for a scriptwriting class and it's great. Became my favorite movie. Wanna add that when the Nosebleed girl and boy started to have a rocky relationship, the hotel gave them a child because apparently that fixes relationships
@burnthetrolls5971
@burnthetrolls5971 2 жыл бұрын
When you really think about it the premise of the movie is very terrifying being forced to find love within 45 days or be turned into an animal and if you try to leave your considered a loner and your hunted like game so either way if you don't want to participate or if you can't find a partner your screwed no matter what
@NeinCookiesforu
@NeinCookiesforu 2 жыл бұрын
@Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu
@funni_noises
@funni_noises 2 жыл бұрын
@@NeinCookiesforu next time report them for commercial content instead of replying
@kxng16
@kxng16 2 жыл бұрын
If you gay in this movie and get turned into an animal, you get to be gay to other animals. Loophole the movie could not patch
@meghanachauhan9380
@meghanachauhan9380 2 жыл бұрын
screwed? man id love to be turned into a t rex and go on a genocide spree
@kxng16
@kxng16 2 жыл бұрын
I found another loophole. Incest could be legal in the movie so to not be turned into an animal. Who knew there were so many bugs in this movie?
@sickboy8914
@sickboy8914 2 жыл бұрын
In real life, i think it wouldin't be that hard to find a mate, cause surely a man and a women in the same place would go 44 days without finding someone so they would be like "well crap, we gotta date or turn into animals"
@riteshyeddu9186
@riteshyeddu9186 2 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@aesyamazeli8804
@aesyamazeli8804 2 жыл бұрын
It's not that it's hard to find someone to bone, it's hard to find someone to bone with the same 'attribute', and that's fairly arbitary. Most of these people are brunette and fair skinned but they can't just be together by their coloring, but some random things like myopia and nose bleeding.
@beautyallaround_
@beautyallaround_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@aesyamazeli8804 lol i'm thinking what my "attribute" would be. Like what would be considered one?
@meghanachauhan9380
@meghanachauhan9380 2 жыл бұрын
@@beautyallaround_ just imagine must people defined their attribute as being humam
@kxng16
@kxng16 2 жыл бұрын
@@meghanachauhan9380 you're everywhere
@user-ms4sx6iy2f
@user-ms4sx6iy2f 2 жыл бұрын
I like the metaphorical representation of many real issues we encounter in our societies : -The deadline for finding a partner is 45 days, like in societies people are expected to be married by a certain age - The choice of a partner is based on superficial attributes (because the goal is to be married before the deadline, better simplify things up ) - If you don't find a partner in 45 days you're transformed into an animal to lead a purposeless life, just like in societies they think that those who didn't marry and make a family lead a purposeless life. - the loners are the opposite extreme, and they exist in real life too
@necronyx7176
@necronyx7176 2 жыл бұрын
I've always been curious about this film but never got around to watching it. Thankyou
@camthespaceman6920
@camthespaceman6920 2 жыл бұрын
@Squid Game 2.0 in my channel nobody cares
@MrGodofcar
@MrGodofcar 2 жыл бұрын
If you never got around to watching it, then you got straight to watching it, meaning you've watched it
@mostafalking2034
@mostafalking2034 2 жыл бұрын
Just like me lol
@christophersmith3254
@christophersmith3254 2 жыл бұрын
Same because it seemed super stupid. So I'm glad I watched this 10 minute video instead
@sonofdeadmeat713
@sonofdeadmeat713 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. I never knew what to think of it
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
The “he didn’t see that coming” joke was so funny
@DeepDarkBoys
@DeepDarkBoys 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if people would catch it
@edd2184
@edd2184 2 жыл бұрын
"Good thing he's a lefty", "This is some Dobby the house elf ishhh" &"He didn't see that coming" 😂🤣😂 absolute comedic gold. However on a serious note it does illustrate eloquently how much people are willing to change themselves to fit their partner.
@chrisdawson1776
@chrisdawson1776 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody asked
@edd2184
@edd2184 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdawson1776 ???
@chrisdawson1776
@chrisdawson1776 2 жыл бұрын
@@edd2184 🤡
@edd2184
@edd2184 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdawson1776 The only clown car I ever been in was your mother's kitty. Hi son sorry I haven't been there in a while
@chrisdawson1776
@chrisdawson1776 2 жыл бұрын
@@edd2184 🤡
@The4Tifier
@The4Tifier 2 жыл бұрын
"If you remain single after 45 days, you become an animal of your choice..." Me: Remain single, become T-Rex, dominate world, profit.
@nerdy8644
@nerdy8644 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a choice?
@mukundaupadhyay1133
@mukundaupadhyay1133 2 жыл бұрын
Its a true horror movie for people who wants to live single throughout their life
@aidankelley2696
@aidankelley2696 2 жыл бұрын
or people who just want to take their time to find the right relationship and wait until their ready, and not be forced into the decision immediately like their life is on the line
@xnTrikkk
@xnTrikkk 2 жыл бұрын
I do not want to. I am forced
@mukundaupadhyay1133
@mukundaupadhyay1133 2 жыл бұрын
Force is an euphemism for repressed desire to be in a company...we are actually free to choose
@sarangsharma5346
@sarangsharma5346 2 жыл бұрын
@@mukundaupadhyay1133 mutual choice is the name of the game so if no one else make you as their choice then passively you are forced @ConstructorFL
@sarangsharma5346
@sarangsharma5346 2 жыл бұрын
@@xnTrikkk understandable sorry bro
@Znwarp
@Znwarp 2 жыл бұрын
"He didn't see it coming" - oh that was brutal..
@mystierayn1077
@mystierayn1077 2 жыл бұрын
I might have choked on my coffee with laughter when he said that...
@abenujr8876
@abenujr8876 2 жыл бұрын
Damn 🔥🔥😂
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 2 жыл бұрын
Buddy, I salute your ability to make this ridiculous plot sound intense! Almost as good as when you did The Thinning, Parts 1 & 2!
@Apocalypse21187
@Apocalypse21187 Жыл бұрын
If short/long sighted is a defining characteristic for look for a relationship I'd be in trouble - since a problem with my eyes makes both my close up and distance vision extremely blurred lol
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 2 жыл бұрын
On the bright side: at least they get to choose what animal they get to be.
@lutherholayeahme7449
@lutherholayeahme7449 2 жыл бұрын
I would be a Gorilla
@mrobseqium
@mrobseqium 2 жыл бұрын
@@lutherholayeahme7449 why? oh me? i would want to be a crocodile cuz they never age!
@LilHoss4k
@LilHoss4k 2 жыл бұрын
I would be a wolf or a harpy eagle
@martimking1craft
@martimking1craft 2 жыл бұрын
I would choose to be Human
@spongememefunnypants9101
@spongememefunnypants9101 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrobseqium what do you mean they never age? wtf? jellyfish are the ones who never age...
@singlevac
@singlevac 2 жыл бұрын
i really like this channel this dude has a very calm voice and explains the movie in a very understandable way
@mementomori415
@mementomori415 2 жыл бұрын
Have u seen his gaming channel n how wild he is lmfao
@breawen
@breawen 2 жыл бұрын
he also slips some jokes (probably) not on the script
@DeepDarkBoys
@DeepDarkBoys 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Qingxin!
@kxng16
@kxng16 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq. Why are you guys taking down my comments?
@DeepDarkBoys
@DeepDarkBoys 2 жыл бұрын
@Duke McTaire Thank you Duke!
@Oppurtunafish
@Oppurtunafish 2 жыл бұрын
I like how it's called the lobster purely because of a fairly throwaway line right at the start lol, like they intentionally called it that just to mess with people and make them wonder "why is it called the lobster?" (5 mins into the film) "...oh"
@Grocel512
@Grocel512 2 жыл бұрын
Because he "could" survive for a hundred years. Yeah, you wouldn't even last a hundred minutes inside that hotel. 😋
@jandrobalansag8316
@jandrobalansag8316 2 жыл бұрын
When he says "wow this is dobby the house elf shi*" I laughed so hard🤣🤣
@AliothAncalagon
@AliothAncalagon 2 жыл бұрын
It can't be that hard to find a "matching quality". Just tell them you two have the same hair colour and call it a day xD
@amosdraak3536
@amosdraak3536 2 жыл бұрын
Has to be a *defining* attribute :/
@AliothAncalagon
@AliothAncalagon 2 жыл бұрын
@@amosdraak3536 I am not really convinced that needing a pair of glasses is really more of a defining attribute than a certain haircolour ^^
@amosdraak3536
@amosdraak3536 2 жыл бұрын
IDK, I think it’s dumb, too. But I guess that’s just what the plot required so it wouldn’t be that easy
@trollkiller1008
@trollkiller1008 2 жыл бұрын
@@amosdraak3536 like idk.. loving butter biscuits..
@amosdraak3536
@amosdraak3536 2 жыл бұрын
@@trollkiller1008 🤤 Buttermilk biscuits are too damn good. Everyone would be able to get with anyone since that’s a universal thing. Lol When I eat at chicken restaurants, the biscuits are what really make the deal 😂
@dodo2829
@dodo2829 2 жыл бұрын
If this was real I'd definitely choose to be a Jellyfish or a tardigrade because both of them are immortal. In the wild the strongest live, but in humans the smartest is the last to stand.
@somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231
@somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@Chuked
@Chuked 2 жыл бұрын
ehhh not immortal but you will live a very long time
@31oannamphong66
@31oannamphong66 2 жыл бұрын
but jellyfish don't have brain so i don't think they can turn you into a jellyfish
@alikeremozfidan288
@alikeremozfidan288 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chuked jellyfish is immortal.when it ages,it turns its body into baby phase.only death was is either starving or getting hunted
@luviathan9706
@luviathan9706 2 жыл бұрын
@@alikeremozfidan288 what can u explain that with more details?
@inactive2284
@inactive2284 2 жыл бұрын
The law in this film: "You must have a romantic partner or you will be killed" Aromantic people: "Welp, guess I'll die-"
@ballllllder2
@ballllllder2 2 жыл бұрын
This man is so calming and funny at the same time. I love it
@donutello_
@donutello_ 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the lesson of the film was that similar attributes doesn't define a relationship, and then the ending ruined it with the man blinding himself too
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын
We don't know if he did or not... for all we know, he looked at the knife, chickened out and went back to the place to be turned into a lobster. The movie is literally called Lobster.
@santanaaybar7466
@santanaaybar7466 2 жыл бұрын
I love this movie, and i couldn't keep in some of the symbols that shocked me... Reserved activities for couples such as a table for two. Privacy, intimacy and sharing 1:1 is socially acceptable between people who are connected through their "couple-monogamous-normative" dynamic, but if it's outside that normative, such as singles, it becomes frowned upon. His brother who couldn't find a partner becomes a dog, so many dogs alter the food chain, a lobster which can live for longer periods of time is praised. The loner who is willing to embrace their loneliness is the other half-praised road that the social norm can accept along with being in a relationship with someone. Chastised for self pleasure inside the hotel People who live their lives single are frowned upon when enjoying their sexuality by themselves through masturbation and self exploration, being the social norm to "enjoy more with someone than you do when you're alone". The knife and the mirror, is he willing to go blind to have matching attributes? Are you willing to lose part of yourself to become more like your potential partner and fit in?
@Levi-mu5xy
@Levi-mu5xy 2 жыл бұрын
i guess love is blind 👀 edit: actually he dont need to go blind- he can actually just donate one of his eyes to that girl(if that possible well depends ) by doing that , they have matching attribute. i guess?
@santanaaybar7466
@santanaaybar7466 2 жыл бұрын
@@Levi-mu5xy in theory, yes... What you said, in my opinion, can be translated to sharing the burden, just him seeing things and explaining them to her with his two eyes is also a form of sharing the burden, and accepting flaws as a way to compensate having "no traits in common". In fact, it would've been a nice ending imo, a bit far fetched since that society would have different concepts than ours, and a phrase like "i'll be your eyes" is too cheesy for the mood.
@daddyofalltrades
@daddyofalltrades 2 жыл бұрын
This simply proves the point, "Love is blind."
@yrrkh14yrs
@yrrkh14yrs 2 жыл бұрын
The unnecessary aspect is the attributes matching part. I mean if I really need to find myself a partner, I believe in opposites attract Mantra! Having polar differences and coming together to co exist despite that seems cooler to me.
@PixieoftheWood
@PixieoftheWood 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I feel like two short sighted people would be terrible together, and constantly stressed and blaming each other for the problems that neither of them foresee. Now, someone who always obsessively plans with someone short sighted might work, because they'd remind each other of the value of the things the other person is inclined to forget (like the value of living in the moment vs the value of planning ahead, because there are times that are good for both these mindsets).
@GrandpaStories826
@GrandpaStories826 2 жыл бұрын
"Singles must find partner in 45 days or turned to animals" gold diggers will not matter any more lol.
@thedoruk6324
@thedoruk6324 2 жыл бұрын
+B they do actually we literally see the protagonists original wife abandons him in order to get with someone else
@MypetRockk
@MypetRockk 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedoruk6324 She cheated
@eveharris1652
@eveharris1652 2 жыл бұрын
Only broke people always complaining about gold diggers who don't even give them a second glance.
@tsunamifoxy
@tsunamifoxy 2 жыл бұрын
Getting turned into an animal of your choice is a punishment? *I see this as an absolute win!*
@spongememefunnypants9101
@spongememefunnypants9101 2 жыл бұрын
exactly! If they meant any animal well obviously I want to be a mythical creature but if they meant real life animals only, I would pick Chimpanzee cuz they're basically ugly humans with a little bit less IQ
@Milenos
@Milenos 2 жыл бұрын
@@spongememefunnypants9101 don't forget Chimpanzee are strong as heck.
@spongememefunnypants9101
@spongememefunnypants9101 2 жыл бұрын
@@Milenos yeah I know
@Cbrmkn98xs
@Cbrmkn98xs 2 жыл бұрын
They didnt specify if weapons/vehicles named after animals are considered so… yeah LET ME BE A GODDAMNED TIGER 2
@Omnivoid22
@Omnivoid22 2 жыл бұрын
real shit
@thestarhopper
@thestarhopper 2 жыл бұрын
"She left him for another short-sighted man. I guess he didn't see it coming." god damn it
@chloeexe9949
@chloeexe9949 2 жыл бұрын
you said that "i guess he didnt see it coming" pun with such a calm voice i almost didnt notice it was a joke
@jimfilbert1928
@jimfilbert1928 2 жыл бұрын
It took me until 10 minutes to realize that by “short sighted” you meant near sighted vision, not the lack of foresight.
@Zarab923
@Zarab923 2 жыл бұрын
Well you can’t be blamed because the fact that was him ‘defining characteristic’ is insane. Just like having nosebleeds or a lisp 😂 like how do they choose these as like only two nosebleeders will be compatible in life… sure
@therandomguy6200
@therandomguy6200 2 жыл бұрын
People who were single their entire life: *Guess i'll die*
@hoodmystic55
@hoodmystic55 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same but cuz I'll be with the loners .. i mean i d love to be a crow but don't u ever obligate sm on me I'm a rebeeeel babyyyy lol
@motivationandtravelchannel4575
@motivationandtravelchannel4575 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is amazing! Complete breakdown on movies I would never take the time to watch
@emrosa4455
@emrosa4455 2 жыл бұрын
Your voice is soooo soothing ! I literally watch one mistery Recap always before bed Actually relaxes me and helps me drift off
@_marshP
@_marshP 2 жыл бұрын
You *know* there's a group of people who purposely don't get a partner because they'd rather be an animal.
@acookie7548
@acookie7548 2 жыл бұрын
like theyve identified their whole life… this is their top surgery
@FrostBiteArt
@FrostBiteArt 2 жыл бұрын
Being a cat or a bird wouldn't be that bad
@tekothedragon628
@tekothedragon628 2 жыл бұрын
furries
@insanitysymphony9175
@insanitysymphony9175 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I'd love to find the love of my life but if that's a normal thing that happens if you can't then I wouldn't mind being a turtle or tortoise cause I mean at least they don't kill you
@insanitysymphony9175
@insanitysymphony9175 2 жыл бұрын
Not because I'm a furry but just if this situation came up I think I would be really cool to be a turtle cause I mean it's a turtle and I like turtles they my favorite animal
@Luna-Taxers
@Luna-Taxers 2 жыл бұрын
If this were real, I'm screwed big time lmao Edit: Now I have questions, do you remember your life when becoming an animal? How did they achieve that kind of science, did they cure cancer??
@lockjaw2938
@lockjaw2938 2 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with being an animal?
@blck21
@blck21 2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe find someone with mutual benefits, like "we both can date each other so we won't turn into animals"
@JWex-jy7sk
@JWex-jy7sk 2 жыл бұрын
Same! However there’d be more desperate people wanting a relationship, so your odds would actually be better. Like just imagine the business of dating websites in this world, they’d just skyrocket like crazy! 📈
@TonatiuhCalmecac
@TonatiuhCalmecac 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@_marshP
@_marshP 2 жыл бұрын
@@blck21 Married for tax purposes
@sniperbotyt4006
@sniperbotyt4006 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for a long time and I love them keep up the good work
@aspectparadox6654
@aspectparadox6654 2 жыл бұрын
We need more movies like this that call out sigmaphobia
@adriantrnkach7015
@adriantrnkach7015 2 жыл бұрын
"most chose dogs, which negatively affects ecosystem and foodchain" so.... you guys could try this thing where you DONT turn single people into animals?
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
Nah I'll be a wolf
@sleepless2541
@sleepless2541 2 жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 AWOOOOOOO
@nessyness5447
@nessyness5447 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like wouldn't it be more effective to just keep them in the hotel for indefinite time till they find a partner? If they are turned into an animal they sure won't be finding one and there will be less people so more difficult to find a partner. I get is supposed to be an authoritarian dictatorship that punished singles , but being trapped in one place with strict rules and no free will, seems like enough of an incentive for people to want to find a partner to get out of there...
@eyalreiss294
@eyalreiss294 2 жыл бұрын
I would be an elephant and inconvenience everyone
@koalafromtomorrow5656
@koalafromtomorrow5656 2 жыл бұрын
Actually wouldn't less human inoorve the food chain and be better for the ecosystem
@johnjennings5429
@johnjennings5429 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh in real life if it came down to being turned an animal or being with someone who doesn’t relate to you in no way shape or form we all gonna pretend to like each other
@john_ipu8721
@john_ipu8721 2 жыл бұрын
yeah , they just found a way to decrease divorce rate
@midnightshadow1491
@midnightshadow1491 2 жыл бұрын
Given that the animals may not retain consciousness, we have to consider that the transformation could be a death sentence. However, there are things that are worse than death. All men must die, regardless of how or when, and by surviving, you only prolong your suffering. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, I'd say.
@johnjennings5429
@johnjennings5429 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightshadow1491 nah I see it as getting some pootang the rest of your life without the feelings part of it😂
@midnightshadow1491
@midnightshadow1491 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnjennings5429 I suppose it all depends on your perspective. One man's meat is another man's poison.
@rookiecrest5710
@rookiecrest5710 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he said "Good thing David's a lefty" in a such calming voice, I can't
@desirelabelle2199
@desirelabelle2199 2 жыл бұрын
It's so addictive listening him to narrate.. Makes you feel like you are reaching the 7th Heaven and going further and further..
@horsepowermultimedia
@horsepowermultimedia 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the no single people law being applied to kids as much as adults.
@midnightshadow1491
@midnightshadow1491 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, that's terrifying because a government that would implement a law like that would have no problems forcing children into it, as they're easier to indoctrinate.
@LXW-Arts
@LXW-Arts 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Jimmy but you haven't clap annabelles cheeks in our highschool we're going to have to turn into a puppy
@drygimangdrminjak8177
@drygimangdrminjak8177 Жыл бұрын
Kindergarteners have like 7 girlfriends so i doubt that would be a problem
@ineedlunch1302
@ineedlunch1302 2 жыл бұрын
Furrys "I see this as an absolute win"
@freshfrozen3035
@freshfrozen3035 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck em
@italianmilk6903
@italianmilk6903 2 жыл бұрын
Furry hunt, let’s kill them all
@kageokami
@kageokami 2 жыл бұрын
@@italianmilk6903 Wtf
@sweeeetjade
@sweeeetjade 2 жыл бұрын
“Guess he didn’t see it coming” DAMN MAN, RUTHLESS
@TunTuni25
@TunTuni25 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this gift ....much appreciated! Liked & duly subscribed Bless you & all reading this!
@Kobekola
@Kobekola 2 жыл бұрын
When it said you'd be turned into an animal, I thought it would be random. But when he said "an animal of your choice" I was like helllll yeah
@rubysocksdropkickedababy
@rubysocksdropkickedababy 2 жыл бұрын
“He just didn’t see it coming” Man I felt that one 😭🤣
@estoyazucar
@estoyazucar 2 жыл бұрын
"He didn't see it coming." lol 😂 SUBSCRIBED!
@brownieberry9126
@brownieberry9126 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been having nightmares watching this content but the voice is so soothing and it sounds so cool I keep doing the same thing over and over 😭
@vamp._.1
@vamp._.1 2 жыл бұрын
Living in this world would be easy as cake. Everybody would want a partner, you wouldn't reject nobody. Even with no matching attributes, you could just lie about them... I mean, who doesn't like cake? That could be a matching attribute for many people.
@hendrikdependrik1891
@hendrikdependrik1891 2 жыл бұрын
Can you marry someone for loving cake though? I can imagine not everyone likes to stack their full with cake.
@nessyness5447
@nessyness5447 2 жыл бұрын
I am laughing because liking cake more than sex/romance is a meme in the aro/ace comumity, so like, sure, you could find a lot of people who are really into cake, but 1/3 don't want to have sex , 1/3 don't want a romantic relationship and 1/3 don't want either of those things . We all just want the cake 🤣
@GoodOlFiddle
@GoodOlFiddle 2 жыл бұрын
If I fail to find a romantic partner and gets to choose on what animal, I wanna be a Tortoise. Cuz they cool
@koolaid2884
@koolaid2884 2 жыл бұрын
Not being In a relationship is a crime Me: CRIMENEL
@paulamareike4293
@paulamareike4293 2 жыл бұрын
I absoloutly love what they did there. The movie might not be for everyone - but its one of a kind and i recommend watching it !!
@Oilers1972
@Oilers1972 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter what side you take, eventually someone surfaces to lead and tells you how to live. Best to not try and be a follower, but instead a leader.
@Oilers1972
@Oilers1972 2 жыл бұрын
@Hiazro Kailindo , well you just described how not to lead. Being a leader is none of those things and does require being alone sometimes. It also means lead by example. Meaning live and let live, be a positive help and influence and that’s it. Are you afraid to be a leader?
@Oilers1972
@Oilers1972 2 жыл бұрын
@Hiazro Kailindo , oh and don’t take advice from KZfaq comments. They are just food for thought but more on the junk food spectrum.
@stewart2589
@stewart2589 2 жыл бұрын
I would lose immediately before the law goes into effect
@idnthaveaname5290
@idnthaveaname5290 2 жыл бұрын
"David replies: he wants to be lobster because they live for over 100 years" Turritopsis dohrnii: Am i a joke to you?
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын
Tardigrades: Hold our immortality.
@oxanatarashchuk4598
@oxanatarashchuk4598 Жыл бұрын
Or bacteria,or viruses
@DracaNova
@DracaNova 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 Yes the modern technique, very good *sips tea*
@tinadoroh5248
@tinadoroh5248 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say a big THANK YOU to mystery recapped You guys have no idea how much you matters ❤️
@laminalias3126
@laminalias3126 2 жыл бұрын
I have a secret plan Psychopath: Goes ahead and writes it in a journal
@acookie7548
@acookie7548 2 жыл бұрын
ikr god
@cassiemoyles4177
@cassiemoyles4177 2 жыл бұрын
Haha this is one of the few movies I actually knew about before your recap! That's actually awesome lol
@cassiemoyles4177
@cassiemoyles4177 2 жыл бұрын
Also his brother being a dog is hilarious and sad at the same time
@abdenourabdenour1172
@abdenourabdenour1172 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the great movie
@ordinarypotao4859
@ordinarypotao4859 2 жыл бұрын
i'd want to become a wandering albatross. they have a very long life span and can cross entire oceans. I really like the idea of having wings and being able to fly so yeah
@Ben-jl2rh
@Ben-jl2rh 2 жыл бұрын
As a kid I was fascinated by two animals. 1. Elephants 2. Fish I would love to be an elephant in a zoo where i am taken care of and treated well, or in the wild where i take care of a herd and wander the beautiful grasslands of Africa, somewhere in a sanctuary. I would love to be a fish, maybe a barracuda or a shark, swimming in the ocean, exploring the seas and seeing all that is beneath the earth.
@ordinarypotao4859
@ordinarypotao4859 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-jl2rh that'd be cool. Yeah I've wanted to be either a bird or a shark.
@Ben-jl2rh
@Ben-jl2rh 2 жыл бұрын
@@ordinarypotao4859 Cool, what kind of bird?
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-jl2rh I want to be an orca.
@Ben-jl2rh
@Ben-jl2rh 2 жыл бұрын
@@LadyCoyKoi Thats a really cool animal.
@Xavier-cm1vt
@Xavier-cm1vt 2 жыл бұрын
My friends will still turn into animals even if they are given 200 years to find partner/girl friend 😂😂😂
@justice4589
@justice4589 2 жыл бұрын
lol same hahaha
@Possiblepalmer
@Possiblepalmer 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@sparklesunshine6263
@sparklesunshine6263 2 жыл бұрын
Is this the same friend when you said "Is there a way to cure erectile dysfunction? Asking for a friend"
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
Same Just because wolves are cute
@philiptucker7590
@philiptucker7590 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I know for fact I woulda been dead a long time ago 😂
@Nikowil1
@Nikowil1 2 жыл бұрын
What an amazing cast!!!
@phantomKE
@phantomKE 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god for this channel, I don't think I would have sat through this movie.
@doefdte
@doefdte 2 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm watching this 24/7
@briskyfrisky1737
@briskyfrisky1737 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, they really do single out those who are not in a relationship
@lilymayer5444
@lilymayer5444 2 жыл бұрын
You should do Dogtooth too! It’s quite a trip!
@landastudiofilmsandclips.5387
@landastudiofilmsandclips.5387 2 жыл бұрын
Keep making with this
@RendezvousWithDestiny
@RendezvousWithDestiny 2 жыл бұрын
thank you mr recap for recapping us these movies
@finch9562
@finch9562 2 жыл бұрын
I would rather be a cat than a human so I’d just keep requesting to be turned into a cat without having to wait 45 days in the hotel.
@absolutvodka587
@absolutvodka587 2 жыл бұрын
I see this as an absolute win!
@vivamadon
@vivamadon 2 жыл бұрын
What’s that song you use in the beginning? Sounds really awesome!
@ian6611
@ian6611 2 жыл бұрын
How do people come up with these type of movies? 😂
@NickanM
@NickanM 2 жыл бұрын
Drugs are bad.
@LexlutherVII
@LexlutherVII 2 жыл бұрын
High Drugs 😂
@srvdhk90
@srvdhk90 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever done a recap of 'Okja'? Great job again my friend!
@lalosdim
@lalosdim 2 жыл бұрын
Lanthimos! Love from 🇬🇷Greece Thank you!
@get_lucky6402
@get_lucky6402 2 жыл бұрын
8:57 the way the maid dances 💀
@chrispy8149
@chrispy8149 2 жыл бұрын
"this is some dobby the house elf shit" said in the most monotone voice ever made me lose my shit. I laughed for a good 5 minutes haha
@youllknowme2079
@youllknowme2079 2 жыл бұрын
Guess I'll be a the most wanted single man. . . :(
@Guero405
@Guero405 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not lie here watching mystery recapped is fire🔥🔥
@hatednyc
@hatednyc 2 жыл бұрын
I love the channel but I don’t want to spoil the films I want to watch by watching your videos!
@achear5737
@achear5737 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of puns and the seriousness of the voice makes me laugh hysterically
@Chad_Milk
@Chad_Milk 2 жыл бұрын
The intro makes me feel every emotion at once
@ProsperityC
@ProsperityC 2 жыл бұрын
This is perfect ! 🤣😂
@raynightshade8317
@raynightshade8317 2 жыл бұрын
The fact they have to find someone with the same attribute, which seems like it can be anything makes me wonder how the population can sustain itself. Also there is the problem with the loners in that they seem to want to prove that everyone in a hollow relationship but at the same time they are destroying an real relationship that one might form
@changlongwang9898
@changlongwang9898 2 жыл бұрын
That’s because we have a REAL relationship with ourselves..
@betagamma5006
@betagamma5006 2 жыл бұрын
If you get to keep your memories and intelligence as an animal, then it would be nice to choose the "immortal jellyfish" (Turritopsis dohrnii). Bonus points if you manage to get a group with you and create a advanced jellyfish civilization that might be able to outlast humanity.
@nigelbaddock
@nigelbaddock 2 жыл бұрын
choose a monkey or ape. You be the same
@cyrusmuller6502
@cyrusmuller6502 2 жыл бұрын
@@nigelbaddock I choose to be a human
@RussianKitty
@RussianKitty 2 жыл бұрын
But do you know how dull life would be as a jellyfish?
@aidankelley2696
@aidankelley2696 2 жыл бұрын
idk what with people and the Immortal as a jellyfish, it doesnt matter if you had all your thoughts they literaly have no eyes and youd just be sitting there bored with your thoughts alone going insane and you can still dye, sure you can sting, but thats not much of a defense mechanism to a lot of pray that will still gobble you up, also if my words sound hostile, im not trying to be, just stating its not really a good choice imo
@koalafromtomorrow5656
@koalafromtomorrow5656 2 жыл бұрын
But thdt jellfuy can be killed IT just can't die age so you would want someone to choose to be whale or something so that could keep your around
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