NPC Reviews Trendy Restaurants (episode 1-10)

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FutureCanoe

Күн бұрын

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@hadmatter2327 Жыл бұрын

bro spent all of the money he made from youtube to make this video for us instead of buying edible chicken❤

@molto7783 Жыл бұрын

Inedible chicken is a lifestyle

@VValkyr Жыл бұрын

@@molto7783 It toughens up your immune and digestive systems 💪

@zayyyNYC Жыл бұрын

if only he bought a stand mixer

@nathangerrard9792 Жыл бұрын

the only non sketch meat i've seen him use is steak

@user-tn8ik1fm5p Жыл бұрын

@@zayyyNYCbut he does stand and mixes I don’t see any problem 😂

@leonardodelpuertoburk2439 Жыл бұрын

There is absolutely no way you spent 17 dollars on a singular slice of pizza. Wait, 30 dollars for two croissants? 62 dollars for a chicken?

@Doomscrollin Жыл бұрын

America

@gustavor97 Жыл бұрын

@@Doomscrollin not just America, New York specifically

@gustavor97 Жыл бұрын

@@Doomscrollin wait theyre in more places guess its just city life in america

@michaeloram7297 Жыл бұрын

@@gustavor97 definitely city living. There’s a BBQ/smokehouse joint I go to at the University of Alabama (where I go to school) called Moe’s BBQ. They have a whole smoked chicken for 17 dollars. I get it once a week 😂it’s so fuckin good lol

@cwbintn8949 Жыл бұрын

Metropolitan city restaurant food prices are offensively expensive

@Amalvipls Жыл бұрын

you can't imagine how much I apreciate someone speaking about this stuff without the incredibly fake overexcited tone of voice that's so annoying and feels like I'm listening to a scammer

@dubot4076 Жыл бұрын

Real

@SolarZL Жыл бұрын

Tiktok users exploding after watching someone not scream or be super excited on video :

@ebc6970 Жыл бұрын

And the exaggerated expressions on their faces. Annoys me so much.

@Luck-dx6wp Жыл бұрын

RIGHTTTT, like just chill damn

@Amalvipls Жыл бұрын

@@Luck-dx6wp what

@MegaDoug1979 Жыл бұрын

Your content makes me realize how much I prefer to not watch "influencers" eat food on camera.

@InfTlr Жыл бұрын

The way they always moan after a single molecule of food touches their tongue, not to mention their exaggerated mannerisms

@beepbeeplettuce5890 Жыл бұрын

@@InfTlr they always shake their head while chewing and or put their hand to their mouth

@juliuscaesar564 Жыл бұрын

@@InfTlrgotta get that drama angle

@emsparklemoji Жыл бұрын

*cheeks packed full of half chewed food while moaning and making 👌 hands at the camera* "SO GOOD"

@Agaetis181 Жыл бұрын

@@InfTlrthis whole thing started with travel channel shows. Literal CIA creation.😩'ing over FOOD... food......

@turner15 Жыл бұрын

My favorite man in this video is the one who said “sorry, no” when the other guy wanted to go back and watch the noodles being made.

@zackf1925 Жыл бұрын

To me in sounded more like “sorry pal” but either way it really made me feel life an npc. 9.4/10

@lemonhaze1506 Жыл бұрын

Truly an npc experience 😂

@Nooblet_Sloppy 6 ай бұрын

I truly felt like an npc and got struck- 😔😭

@Scerttle Жыл бұрын

As a non-tiktoker I appreciate these uploads

@Scerttle Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I hope this boy gets big enough that they're like "please do" when he asks to see the cooking process.

@stellviahohenheim Жыл бұрын

they prefer to be called Tiktokaa

@JM-bd4qh Жыл бұрын

His voice and mannerisms say average NPC but his food budget says RICH AS FUCK.

@chinchin948 Жыл бұрын

Bro has the money to buy a mixer but still doesn't throw away his ligma fork mixer 😭😭😭😭

@unique00925 Жыл бұрын

It's not about the efficiency or time saving @@chinchin948 it's about the LIGMA fork

@Krakain Жыл бұрын

Or he just has a decent - good paying job. Just because people can buy nice things for themselves doesn't mean they're automatically "RICH AS FUCK". Maybe they just know how to manage their money. Honestly I don't even fully know why I wrote this but it's probably because people like to automatically assume mfers are stacked when they can afford to eat food that isn't McDonald's.

@ronaldassange8218 Жыл бұрын

He's said in other videos he's a student. And he lives in an upscale NYC apartment. Homie comes from moolah

@m0dp1g21 Жыл бұрын

His food budget says 255k subscribers and a decent paying job

@roelliesafari9988 Жыл бұрын

I hate how many businesses cater exclusively to wannabe influencers and just make stuff that looks good on insta or tiktok, but is actually mid

@domp2729 Жыл бұрын

So many “croissants”

@trontosaurusrex9532 Жыл бұрын

Same,and a couple of restaurants near me fit that description perfectly.

@OtherM112594 Жыл бұрын

That’s where the money is. If people didn’t fall for it, they wouldn’t do it.

@BarryDylan111 10 ай бұрын

Good. Scam em. Fuck it lmao

@NoName-sp5dp 7 ай бұрын

It’s just lighting and the way of marketing. As long as it tastes good what’s the problem?

@EmiLetteEggo Жыл бұрын

The introvert-ish sounding if his voice and the “gae-sexo” jokes from time to time contradicts each other so much, and i love it!

@JoshtheSkeleton Жыл бұрын

I am always jealous of people who can go around trying many different types of food from around the world. I live in the middle of nowhere and I cannot even find sushi or a decent pizza. It really says something when I say the gas station has the best pizza in the 3 surrounding areas. This is why I taught myself to cook.

@skycaptain95 Жыл бұрын

There's no way gas station pizza is better or more available than a major national chain anywhere outside of Alaska. Quit lying.

@sarahmellinger3335 Жыл бұрын

@@skycaptain95 us is car based gas stations exist here everywhere and have good food better then mcdonalds at least

@skycaptain95 Жыл бұрын

@@sarahmellinger3335 I'm american. Gas station pizza is trash.

@alishakay Жыл бұрын

@@skycaptain95 "I'm american" and that is your problem, not everyone has this problem.

@I_can_do_20_push-ups 11 ай бұрын

@@sarahmellinger3335bro I also live in America gas station pizza is fucking trash lol. I’m assuming OP lives in like Valdez, AK or something but you can get dece delivery pizza anywhere in America there are any Italians or Greeks and it’s a massive upgrade that’s worth the cost (gas station food is crazy marked up anyway). Like yeah if I’m on the road I can eat a 7/11 egg salad sandwich but goddamn.

@ArkayeCh 11 ай бұрын

The 17 dollar slice from Unregular Pizza is hilarious because the review says they've been "devouring this for years now" but Unregular Pizza only opened like... 2 years ago during the pandemic? It's a very obvious hype video.

@idrissasesay4471 Жыл бұрын

glad he made a yt these long vids are def the move

@trontosaurusrex9532 Жыл бұрын

I like your review style. There's so many insufferable food "reviewers" that over act.

@MightyGachiman Жыл бұрын

Food tiktokers when they eat something literally not overprocessed or just freshly made:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@MidoseitoAkage 7 ай бұрын

That's why I hate them. They're just plain liars all the time.

@biggiecheezits Жыл бұрын

"Can we get Tonii's balls" 😂

@tired2993 4 ай бұрын

John 3:16

@SkyRied1 Ай бұрын

@@tired2993This has nothing to do with the above comment.

@iloveyou.exehasstoppedwork2558 16 күн бұрын

I passed out when he said that

@axjkhl7699 Жыл бұрын

the prices in the US are kind of crazy. 22$ a sandwich? wtf

@fortynights5001 Жыл бұрын

Two words, New York City. Six more words, I cannot count.

@dracsense_5610 Жыл бұрын

inflation is crazy

@xilpes6254 Жыл бұрын

first restaurant had decent pricing I'd say

@cheer90099 Жыл бұрын

it's influencer food in NYC, not normal people food

@nathangerrard9792 Жыл бұрын

chinatown was alright so was japanese place

@yamanaka223 Жыл бұрын

This is a service to the community, can't wait to go back to visit NYC

@zayyyNYC Жыл бұрын

honestly, i could go to almost all of those places tomorrow but will i go??? i can get to all of those places in about an hour by train or car but me no leave house

@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын

You better kiss your money goodbye, NYC food is expensive as hell

@yamanaka223 Жыл бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 I'm used to it I've lived there 2 years ago

@zayyyNYC Жыл бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 bro, i know. it’s actually crazy how much it cost to exist here. the subway is damn near $3 now

@Bloodclot20 Жыл бұрын

Inflation in Britain goin crazy rn.

@alexG106 2 ай бұрын

“I’ll I’ll have the.. SECOND one on the menu” He has such a way with words

@genieinthepot2455 Жыл бұрын

Making the cronuts seems like it would be horribly painful. Please make them 🙏

@YeIIowNBA 6 ай бұрын

It’s so annoying. Especially the lamination process. You might think you did it right, but then when you go to fry it; it all comes apart.

@adrianniebla Жыл бұрын

You got a new subscriber when you said “I’ll have the second one on the menu” a true NPC.

@werdplaii9143 9 ай бұрын

I always order this way too.

@KevvyHeikkinen Жыл бұрын

Bro waited 3 hours in line and thanked us afterwards. What a gentleman ❤

@squa_81 Жыл бұрын

6:08 My good sir. This is not a croissant, this is a puff pastry with a custard filling. This comes from someone working at a bakery in France selling lots of puff pastries and cakes, and no one in France would call this a croissant. If you follow this naming scheme, a quiche with puff pastry paste is called a croissant. Wtf

@Drek492 Жыл бұрын

Yeah they're probably good but they're definitely not croissants lol

@pegacis Жыл бұрын

Yeh it’s not a crossiant is a cronut

@kichop 7 ай бұрын

it's a cromboloni it's what it's called in my country lol and it's made with croissant dough, not puff pastry

@squa_81 7 ай бұрын

Anything made with croissant dough is a puff pastry (unless I'm getting my translation wrong). But I'm pretty sure a croissant is a puff pastry. A puff pastry made with a kind a puff pastry dough :/

@salhb737tm2 3 ай бұрын

Enraged frenchmen

@sparksfilmss Жыл бұрын

"just like me on my last birthday it's loaded with meat" 🤨

@sparksfilmss Жыл бұрын

watched the whole video and oh my god he's just like me fr

@Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone Жыл бұрын

Wtf doez that even mean

@notabot0001 Жыл бұрын

The Justin Bieber laughs 😂

@hearteu5260 3 ай бұрын

@@Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone that he's gay.

@frighteningspoon Жыл бұрын

You sound too reliable and competent as a culinary critic

@TheMsClownface Жыл бұрын

I love the "unbothered" sound of your voice. Calms me down everitym.

@Amalvipls Жыл бұрын

I can see that in general the conclusion is "what these shill influencers aren't saying is that the food is good but it costs an arm and a leg"

@basil127 Жыл бұрын

You know what, as an npc, I decided to follow you on instagram, and following people I don't know personally is thing I never do, so consider this as an honor fellow npc..

@lizzykayOT7 10 ай бұрын

Thanks for being mellow and relatable. I tend to ignore 'trending' places, but some of these looked legit tasty.

@jake8990 Жыл бұрын

Bro, you are underrated your content is a hidden gem.

@patrickbateman1660 Жыл бұрын

He is huge on tik tok lol

@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 Жыл бұрын

@@patrickbateman1660I dont use tiktok

@TalkAboutSOUND Жыл бұрын

@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943I'm happy for u 👍

@lizardking6501 11 ай бұрын

love the vague suggestion to what you want and letting the employee do the rest to the brain work for you

@flan6449 10 ай бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this

@TheTheFirebolt Жыл бұрын

Definitely want to see more awkwardness in Chinatown 👍

@oxcide5888 Жыл бұрын

as a french girl calling those monstrosities "croissants" should be punished by death

@justasentientmclarenp1879 Жыл бұрын

What should we call them?

@dworshia4864 Жыл бұрын

We should call them "shit".

@someguy909 11 ай бұрын

@@justasentientmclarenp1879 'Not-croissants' maybe?

@sarahmathias9463 11 ай бұрын

You're French, you don't get a say

@skystrike8955 11 ай бұрын

@@sarahmathias9463Fr*nch 🤮

@kingtut1806 4 ай бұрын

Man I love this guy legit doesn’t care about anything just an average person doing average things no hype no nothing I love it

@TiredCapybara Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see more of these videos. Really appreciate seeing the perspective of these trendy restaurants from people who aren't rich or influencers.

@kimberlyk1795 Жыл бұрын

pure unadulterated serotonin every time you say 'one through ten' lmao

@nordveien 3 ай бұрын

Why does he pronounce it "one through teen", though? This is the first video here on youtube where he says it like that and there's no explanation given. I've gone through all his earlier videos in hopes of finding the origin story, but no such luck... probably first appeared on some other platform...

@kimberlyk1795 3 ай бұрын

@@nordveien he’s doing it as a parody of how Keith Lee says it in his videos

@nordveien 3 ай бұрын

@@kimberlyk1795 Mystery solved, thank you!

@dana_0612 Жыл бұрын

I had a flashback when I listened to you ordering food😂 just last night I said "you too" when the waiter handed me the food and my face went 😬 for a whole minute😂

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid Жыл бұрын

I know it's been said but your voice describing everything feels a lot more chill than an influencer who has to put on fake energy to draw attention to themselves rather than the food.

@NoPantsBaby Жыл бұрын

The worst part of watching these videos is the "influencers" reading of the emotional response script of "hyper excited foodie reaction #5".

@mysteriousmushrooms5228 Жыл бұрын

The way he orders is so relatable 😭

@mikail1376 Жыл бұрын

The "nice job team" really caught me of guard 😂

@ryanfarns Жыл бұрын

You are the most entertaining food youtuber making content right now. This series will go great along with your cooking videos.

@justanothergaycowboy 8 ай бұрын

Listening to him be so calm and honest in compassion to the fake hype club of the other content creators really shows off how saccharin and fake they really are. We need more content creators like Future Canoe.

@TheRealBasch Жыл бұрын

That „croissant“ triggers my gag reflex more than a plunger down my throat

@zeideerskine3462 Жыл бұрын

The soggiest croissant I ever overpaid for. Pulitzer Prize worthy.

@Rallesaurus Жыл бұрын

"Whom" - that shit straight up killed me 😆

@medoicine 7 ай бұрын

his voice is kinda relaxing and it's making me sleepy even though it's 5pm... subscribed instantly

@jenweatherwax7113 Жыл бұрын

“Just like what my parents say about me, ‘This donut is very disappointing’.” 🤣

@heilamwether8911 Жыл бұрын

Poor dude spent over 200$ on influencer food, but at least he gave us info on what is good food, bad food, and some life lessons.

@beardo-baggins Жыл бұрын

#2 Unregular Pizza... $17.42 for 1 (one) slice 👀 That's _ROBBERY_ !!! They need to be run out of town.

@ThorsShadow Жыл бұрын

It always amazes me how fake these people feel. Would never want to hang out with those. I love your calm and normal voice. You actually sound like a human being.

@yazigaa Жыл бұрын

straight to the point and no BS, i love it. fabulous work

@RAJOHN-ke7mc 2 ай бұрын

I blinked very hard at that $17 as you screamed, "what"

@nataliecameron 4 ай бұрын

The way he says "thank you" brings me joy

@NGSF_GrayFox Жыл бұрын

I already watched them on your insta, but your style is worth watching something again

@fabioenchilada2282 Жыл бұрын

“I’ll have the second one on the menu” “Yayeah!” Perfect editing 😂

@aleywill00 Жыл бұрын

“you eating wood now” 💀💀💀💀

@kaaskronk2314 Жыл бұрын

his way of ordering makes me feel like im not the only struggling man out here

@obsidiancrow450 Жыл бұрын

On the circle croissant i think it would probably be better if you made a good croissant and then made their sauces as dipping sauces. kind of a meme food / fancy donut tier

@yvallday674 Жыл бұрын

Hearing u order is giving me second hand anxiety

@bikeshgurung8277 Жыл бұрын

"Toni's ball" ahaha I enjoyed watching it. Best review I ever watched

@kunaiflicker 23 күн бұрын

I really appreciate how much he does not default to overhyping stuff...I think we're so used to enthusiasm that feels forced that it's a refreshing break in expectation to have someone not try to convey forced positivity. You're just getting what you're going to get, even if it is disappointing...and if he does get excited, you can sense he had good reason to be impressed so it's worth paying attention to. And in the interim, he is so good in self roasting and roasting, so it is entertaining. I really appreciate how he sounds so ironic when he does say anything that does sound like trite positivity except when he does say something that could be trite but seems to mean it sincerely...and then it's sweet of him!

@goleador324 Жыл бұрын

the first one is called Sorrentina and it's not made like that, it's actually made with hoax's mozzarella and severd already mixed because you are supposed to put the hot pasta on the mozzarella so it melts more easly. Sorrentina was born because of the necessity to reuse old mozzarella who became too hard to chew. It's a high calories dishes who was served to the field workers in South Italy. oh and I love how he called San Benedetto a fancy bottle ~an Italian

@NonsensicalSpudz Жыл бұрын

thats what we do best take something thats probably more typical or just has some general origins, make it expensive and sell it to americans

@goleador324 Жыл бұрын

@NonsensicalSpudz about that there's nothing much we can do apart from explaining to people how it should be done. Usually I find myself arguing in the comments on ig because they just don't get the importance of typical dishes. Once I saw someone put cheddar on parmesan and the comments were all "there's not a right way to do it" "everyone can do it how they want to" and I realized that people all over the world eat a fake version of what I eat daily. I love my nonna's food, I love eating and I want to make others feel the happiness of it. It's amazing how old foods can be reused and make a traditional helathy dish out of nowhere

@kkincudi Жыл бұрын

The silent keith lee made me crack up 😂😂

@AliceHasenkohl Жыл бұрын

These are fantastic, hilarious and actually helpful.

@IWantChuMl 7 ай бұрын

his voice...IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

@caribesh 4 ай бұрын

I love that he talks like he doesn’t really care about vowels

@cheer90099 Жыл бұрын

that soul food place looked straight TRASH compared to down here, those beignets were dry af and the chicken looked average overpriced too, almost robbery

@LTDLetsPlays Жыл бұрын

That’s NYC overall a scam

@alainadacosta1222 Жыл бұрын

I get a lot of food content in my feed so it's nice to see someone regular trying them out

@zikrizikai3422 Жыл бұрын

11:53 bruh loki working part time or what😂

@sa1f43 Жыл бұрын

I know these take way too much effort but please make more. I love em!

@Apollophelia Жыл бұрын

Some of the most comforting content around.

@MiroslavKosanovic Жыл бұрын

bro flipped that radish around and decieded it wass a grape ahahhhhhha

@imkowalski 9 ай бұрын

"Sorry no", damm i feel bad maan the courge it must have taken to try and say it

@nichtlachen1554 11 ай бұрын

17,50 FOR A SLICE OF PIZZA????????

@gianragazzo754 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for pronouncing radicchio correctly

@mrdogbread6735 Жыл бұрын

I love the sadness in his voice

@thatonegenshinplayer7503 9 ай бұрын

I went to New Orleans and went to cafe du Monde, it was pretty good but I’m from Alaska so I was sweating my butt off trying to eat hot beignets. Also there were cute little birds everywhere and a band singing and playing like old jazz music. I definitely wanna go back to Louisiana.

@lorenzofilardi4190 Жыл бұрын

Dope video man, keep grinding%0. You are gonna go far.

@606aichan7O7 10 ай бұрын

10:30 from what I know, I'm pretty sure fatty char-siu is supposed to be better (idk, it's the type served in kinda high end places) also idk why, but the 新兴隆 accent sounded pretty good (I know the middle word is different..I used pin yin and I forgot the traditional CN keyboard)

@jeongsong1855 8 ай бұрын

Nice compilation, appreciate the effort to show us what the average diner experience would be.

@MOMOspace7 Жыл бұрын

There’s a bakery called pompadour here in Japan and since these kinds of filled croissants were trending they made some and they were not only delicious (strawberry and chocolate flavours) flakey and made fresh they’re only like 2$ each lmao

@jacobgaming-ez5dc Жыл бұрын

god i love this guys' down to earth vibe

@kyleyuen245 Жыл бұрын

6:30 Pretty sure those circle croissants got steamed by being in a closed on containe with by it's own heat and the sun. The other guys was so nice because they ate it quickly after getting it and in the open air.

@crazyfutureradio 9 ай бұрын

those croissants are overcooked. absolute shambles.

@potatoprsk Жыл бұрын

The voiceover makes it funnier to me, and honest reviews? Sign me up

@ariyeet2293 Жыл бұрын

That pineapple char siu bun looks so good

@beanieduchet2928 Жыл бұрын

I don't care how much they gussy it up, there is a special extra hot corner in h. e. double hockey sticks for the person that charges That Much for a stale croissant.

@suive9 7 ай бұрын

18:48 you actually laughed 🥺honest emotions at its finest. Thanks for uploading all content here, so we can see you explore world even without using other apps 💚

@Phoca_Vitulina 11 ай бұрын

yess please do a chinatown cheapeats series!

@ItsBelvietine Жыл бұрын

14:17 anyone else notice the "ah!" 🤨

@redacted8983 Жыл бұрын

I had to listen again to double-check

@Cryt0n1x Жыл бұрын

bro's community is ruthless when it comes to the stuff u eat.

@priyalrajboom 8 ай бұрын

i generally don't watch food reviews but i love urs, urs feel like m watching my friend react, very genuine n hilarious

@TopTum Жыл бұрын

Im here for the npc food review, the influencer reviews gets tired out

@reborn9296 Жыл бұрын

W VIDEO W FUTURECANOE

@user-sz2up6pi1o 25 күн бұрын

I cant with the “nice job team🤓” clips lmao

@tristanmalou1854 5 ай бұрын

lmao ive been binging your videos for about an hour now. Had watched some before. I'm literally in love with you. 5 minutes into the video I wondered "does this guy smoke or does he just sound like he does? And five minutes later you did answer.

@livelovelife32 Жыл бұрын

People talking about how this guy must be rich etc like it's not obvious he's buying these things on different days lol. I too can afford to buy a $22 sandwich if that's the only expensive thing I'm buying for the month lol.

@Pr0d3gi Жыл бұрын

poor people are just as out of touch as rich people

@phylocybe_ 4 ай бұрын

He’s got nearly 2M subs and every video gets hundreds of thousands of views, so he’s definitely not poor