Gaetz Gets Goofed, MAGAverse Attacks VP Harris, Flynn Cries Coup & Jimmy vs 2-Year-Old Genius

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3 жыл бұрын

Many of our nation’s newscasters can’t believe it is June already, several people on Twitter including Vanilla Ice & Matt Gaetz had some Memorial Day mishaps, Former Ambassador Nikki Haley called the Vice President “unprofessional and unfit” for a tweet going into the holiday weekend, Trump’s pardon pal Michael Flynn appeared at QAnon-Con this weekend and supported the idea of overthrowing the government, A Quiet Place Part II made $57 million dollars at the box office this weekend, and Jimmy competes with a local two-year-old girl named Kashe Quest who recently became the youngest American ever to be admitted to Mensa.
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@darrellparfitt5908 3 жыл бұрын

Your landlord has no problem believing it's June already.

@burnellbragg663 3 жыл бұрын

no land lord we bought a house in 1980

@lots3799 3 жыл бұрын

I know thats right!!

@pdavis40xxx 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ParahSalin 3 жыл бұрын

My mortgage company for sure

@tylerhackner9731 3 жыл бұрын

Lock up the treasonous traitors!

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**EXACTLY!!!!! REAL PATRIOTS,,,, DON'T TRY TO TAKE AWAY PEOPLE'S RIGHT TO VOTE!!!! AND ALL REAL PATRIOTS,,, SHOULD BE, LEAVING THIS REPUBLICAN PARTY!!**

@unicornbeliver517 3 жыл бұрын

They all have amunity

@fredericoamigo 3 жыл бұрын

Secretly the GOP is like: why can’t what happened in Germany in the mid 1930’s happen here?

@FrankBenlin 3 жыл бұрын

It is happening.

@dhFLOOPY 3 жыл бұрын

Republicans. The new Nazis.

@frankkilama5974 3 жыл бұрын

Because their leader had the intellect to write a book.

@meeranaidu4656 3 жыл бұрын

@@frankkilama5974 haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!

@Gamefreak8112 3 жыл бұрын

the worst kept secret

@lorraineh9083 3 жыл бұрын

The look on that little girls face when she saw Guillermo was priceless.

@johnsheehan5109 3 жыл бұрын

It is time for the Army Chief of Staff to open a Court Martial and charge Flynn with Sedition.

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**ABSOLUTELY,,,, IT SEEMS LIKE NO ONE HAS ANY BALLS ANYMORE!!!! FOR COURAGE,, OR COMMON SENSE.... WE ARE LIVING IN CRAZY TIMES....**

@bradleycooper6954 3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

Is that how it works? The Army Chief of Staff kicks things off?

@josefbriffa5346 3 жыл бұрын

The Deputy Chief of Staff is none other than THE BROTHER of Michael Flynn.

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

Why hasn't the Army's JAG had him arrested and courts martialed? He should be stripped of rank and dishonorably discharged.

@Iamrightyouarewrong 3 жыл бұрын

He's not in the military anymore.

@FakingANerve 3 жыл бұрын

@@Iamrightyouarewrong retired military with over 20 years experience can actually be recalled at any time for life. He can be recalled and court martialed at any time.

@oldmech619 3 жыл бұрын

@@FakingANerve All the retired officers involved in the insurrection should be recalled and court marshaled.

@wayneriley7367 3 жыл бұрын

@@Iamrightyouarewrong Kevin is correct, he can be recalled and court martialed. Your tax dollars are paying his pension and yet he is calling for the over throw of government, so i guess he doesn’t need the money.

@tomsenft7434 3 жыл бұрын

@@Iamrightyouarewrong a retired General is required by law to NOT try to overthrow the government. Also, so are you.

@lobo11180 3 жыл бұрын

So let me get this straight, over Memorial Day weekend a marine veteran suggested a coup to overthrow the US government and an ex-general openly agreed to a cheering public?!?! Wow just wow...

@davidhand9721 3 жыл бұрын

That's Ken Klippenstein trolling Gaetz. He does that every memorial day. Awesome journalist all year round!

@lillyanderson3623 3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness Jimmy Kimmel is back!! 💖💗💖

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**IT HAS BEEN THE COMEDIANS THAT HAVE GOTTEN ME THROUGH THESE CRAZY TIMES..... THANK GOD FOR ALL OF THEM..**

@ashleyrankin2456 3 жыл бұрын

You had me at flabby Gilmore

@---rm7pl 3 жыл бұрын

Hello,your name sounds familiar, do you mind if I ask a question?

@ashleyrankin2456 3 жыл бұрын

@@---rm7pl ask away

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyrankin2456 I guess, old,"military defense",, forgot his question!!!!!! I've got a feeling it would have been that clever,,, anyway....**

@---rm7pl 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyrankin2456 my apologies for invading into your privacy, but you in Texas? Dallas to be precisely,Or have you ever been in Texas?

@Bexlawal 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, on the many nights of the past 2 years when I was so isolated and filled with fear, you and everyone connected to show made me laugh!! Out loud and Hysterically and I knew eventually things will get better🙃 I just really want to thank you and your staffs amazing writing ! You are always right on and so funny😎thank you

@jamessmith3978 3 жыл бұрын

I guess they had a little uprising in "MINIMAR" God, that shows the intelligence level of these folks.

@tylerkochman1007 3 жыл бұрын

I keep imagining how that moron would mispronounce "coup d'etat"

@za.307 3 жыл бұрын

Let's give them the benefit of doubt... the gentleman was quite clearly saying "MiniBar".

@jarniwoop 3 жыл бұрын

What happened at MiniBar is that everyone got free drinks. That's what he wants.

@mariekastler5391 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!?

@nostradamus9608 3 жыл бұрын

MINIMART, as opposed to WALMART )

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

I learned a new term the other day to describe Republican behavior: martyrbation. I think it's brilliant.

@FakingANerve 3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Nice! 😄👍

@lindaleelaw5277 3 жыл бұрын

Well done

@jkhtravelrn 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect! I love it! 😂

@hunterroberts9951 3 жыл бұрын

That's why they have gone blind.

@karlmonet 3 жыл бұрын

martyrpedosity

@sarahadera8443 3 жыл бұрын

This show makes me happy. Love Y'all

@user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy was a bright light during this dark pandemic!

@karenmcgady7637 3 жыл бұрын

Flabby Gilmore!!!!! Oh, my giddy aunt! I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard!!!!

@yypp6481 3 жыл бұрын

In Singapore, people who have been fully vaccinated have nevertheless been subsequently infected, so it is still sensible to be careful.

@heirofthenazareen3812 3 жыл бұрын

You're right. And some Americans have also gotten Covid-19 even though they were vaccinated. The Yankee's baseball team, for example, got it after receiving the J&J vaccine. But it's never a severe case; all are recovering well.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

COVID vaccination doesn't guarantee that recipients won't get infected. instead, it reduces (by a certain %age) the likelihood of the worst outcomes if you should exposed: i.e., hospitalization/intubation and death. Bill Maher was vaccinated and still got COVID. But he was protected from the worst effects of it. The unvaccinated people who are bragging that they got COVID and it's no big deal are ignorant of the potential long-term effects that might still affect them (e.g., cognitive decline, heart problems, short-term memory loss, etc.), but you can be sure they won't be sharing THAT information with everyone when it happens to them. But you can bet everything you have that they'll show up at the hospital and demand to be treated.

@omnizoom 3 жыл бұрын

I mean none of them are 100% effective against all strains , but some decent resistance is a good thing , if your fully vaccinated you have a almost 0 chance to die from covid , I wonder what the reduction in long term damage will be for those who got the vaccine , the permanent heart and lung tissue scarring is probably the most concerning

@birdn4t0r7 3 жыл бұрын

that is true; even if it does protect you from the worst effects if you get it, and you're less likely to spread it yourself because you're not as sick, being sick still just kind of sucks, honestly.

@coreyinprogress 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if people would understand the efficacy better if expressed as a fraction. Many Americans likely think a 95% chance is more than a 19/20 chance.... Our education system is not very good.

@Ablestreet 3 жыл бұрын

Why is it hard to believe it is June first. It happens once every year!!

@FrankBenlin 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like it's always about the same time of year too.

@dhFLOOPY 3 жыл бұрын

Even Matt Gaetz's poll numbers say he's into the teens.

@marktessier9441 3 жыл бұрын

K, that was hilarious. Someone is funnier than I am

@marktessier9441 3 жыл бұрын

Im still laughing

@freebein 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaahahhahahahahaha

@Pernicion 3 жыл бұрын

I'm stealing it... it's the internet, I'm going to assume you stole it. But you still win the internet for today.

@carbon357 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@pinkgarage 3 жыл бұрын

i'm a simple human, just wanna know why simple marines ask such "simple" questions of formerly convicted felons, who simply pleaded guilty?

@ianpatrick3589 3 жыл бұрын

... and who simply violated their oath to uphold the constitution.

@jhcoverdrive9287 3 жыл бұрын

Life...it really is about appreciating the little "simple" things, lol.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's "simply" confounding, ain't it?

@Scott_works 3 жыл бұрын

Lol He was referring to the coup in Minimar.

@Patrick-jj5nh 3 жыл бұрын

Good for her, I hope she can hold onto her childhood for as long as possible though...

@shotjohnny 3 жыл бұрын

Her IQ is off the charts, but I think her mind was blown when she saw Guillermo in a dress. : )

@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын

That is a lot to take in for anyone. haha

@nostradamus9608 3 жыл бұрын

That little girl is adorable! That's your VERY BRIGHT future, America!!

@tripodthreefoot2268 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, the dress on Guillermo seems like a silly moment for her it appears, her mind is still young, in time she will understand.

@bradleyjames1379 3 жыл бұрын

Guillermo is hallarious. I still laugh at him breaking out his running gear.

@kathleenriveraspencer4136 3 жыл бұрын

i love Guillermo’s laugh ... you guys do a great job!

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**THAT IS A REALLY AUTHENTIC LAUGH!!!!**

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

@@---rm7pl hello,,, Donald.... Your name sounds familiar too.... So what???

@MSGtJimator 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Jimmy interacts with children. I’m sure he’s a great dad

@louissallie225 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I almost miss him being at home. The cute little song intro, etc. They stole the show. 😂🙏🏾

@stgodless 3 жыл бұрын

@@louissallie225 same! Love that song 😄🎶

@RobertJohnson-qg3yd 3 жыл бұрын

So are Hunter and Joe

@spacelemur7955 3 жыл бұрын

Kimmel is so quick and just great with kids.

@domestikgoddez9823 3 жыл бұрын

i just started watching him on you tube - the whole family is funny. love molly, his wife and the kids are a bit cheeky. perfect family dynamic.

@rocketsurgeon11 3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the little girl. I've known a number of geniuses and only 1 out of them all was functional with regular people. The rest were/are usually super depressed and withdrawn. It's also stressful for the parents. I wish her the best.

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**IMAGINE,, BEING SO INTELLIGENT, AND LIVING IN A COUNTRY THE ELECTED DONALD J TRUMP,,, TO BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!! NOW THAT'S FREAKING DEPRESSING!!!!**

@Wveth 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnedward3404 I changed my mind. Don't take your meds, you're too fun without them

@lenawagenfuehr53 3 жыл бұрын

She seems coached and pushed to me. Sure, she's smart, but forcing a little kid to do memorisation? She'll be green haired and tattooed by 15.

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 You sure made the leap to "Sure, she's smart" with little evidence. The kid memorized 6 flash cards that were pre-chosen by the parents, and you're convinced the kid is a genius? If you google "mensa 2 year old" there's a whole string of them, one every year or 2 - almost like it's a recurring ad campaign for Mensa.

@sjbock 3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't seem mentally or emotionally healthy for a young child to get so much attention.

@phelelanimkhize4522 3 жыл бұрын

That little girl looked at Guillermo and was like "Wtf is that?" 😂😂😂

@Bodybuildermom 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣I died lol

@johnabuick 3 жыл бұрын

She did look seriously disturbed by that visual.

@fredbloggs6080 2 жыл бұрын

Give her a break, she hasn't had the LGBQT sensitivity training in elementary school yet.

@bjornschmidt480 3 жыл бұрын

Kashe knows all elements of the periodic table at the age of 2. DJT is proud to remember five words.

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

You could teach a parrot to do that, doesn't make it a genius

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын

@@australien6611 Except that parrots are very intelligent creatures.

@bjornschmidt480 3 жыл бұрын

@@australien6611 But not the average 2-year old. And still, if you manage to show me a parrot which can do that, you just show that even a parrot is intellectual superior to our former president.

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

@@bjornschmidt480 I only saw her do the 3 or 4 cards her parents had brainwashed her with, not the whole periodic table.. and I wasn't dissing parrots.. just a similar learning method

@bjornschmidt480 3 жыл бұрын

@@australien6611I bet sthe claims that she nows them all is true. But even 5 words are enough to qualify for presidents in the eyes of the MAGA crowd :D

@hawaiifishguy 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot he's also registered as a foreign agent for the country of Turkey

@tracyhaverstick5672 3 жыл бұрын

Actually he did not register as a foreign agent ehen he eas working on behalf of Turkey. And he was planning the kidnapping of a Turkish citizen that is in the U.S. under asylum. He needs to be recalled back into the military, court marshalled and tried and convicted of treason.

@valerieneal2747 3 жыл бұрын

@@tracyhaverstick5672 I agree. He's sleazy😵😵

@kathleenbarthelemy3850 3 жыл бұрын

@@tracyhaverstick5672 He accepted his fee of $555,000 from Turkey before he registered as a foreign agent. "Oh YEAH! I forgot about that..." No indictment for that, though...

@tracyhaverstick5672 3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenbarthelemy3850 Exactly! That's why I responded to the original reply that he was registered as a foriegn agent, that he was not. I think, but I would need to go back and verify this, that he was charged but as part of his plea agreement it was suspended. Remember when he appeared before Judge Emmitt Sullivan for sentencing the first time? Judge Sullivan tore him a new behind and asked the prosecutors if they had looked at treason. Then he told Flynn he would not guarentee no jail time for his offenses at this time if he went ahead with sentencing that day without fulfilling his plea agreement to cooperate in all matters he agreed to do and possibly helped more. Flynn then withdrew wanting to be sentenced that day. Flynn did not fulfill his plea agreement by testifying against his business partner and more. You probably know how all the rest played out. At this point, trump has pardoned him. But he has committed further acts and I believe the military should order him back into active duty and hold a court marshall and try him for all crimes against the United States in a military court. At a minimum, strip him down of all ranks and dishonorably discharge him. But that's just my opinion

@cuccicucci4480 3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe it's June 2nd, watching clips about everyone surprised it's June 1st.

@FrankBenlin 3 жыл бұрын

This month is flying by.

@thirdrockfromdsun2873 3 жыл бұрын

And now already June 3rd. Amazing.

@surgec 3 жыл бұрын

Raising our kids like Kash’s parents is how we prevent another DJT 😂

@dethrone_naksam8748 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly right! 😂💯❤️

@samwlodawskitheone 3 жыл бұрын

Verum. In Latin exactly. She’s so smart and adorable.

@newrose24 3 жыл бұрын

@@samwlodawskitheone in Spanish you're a pendejo

@oscargr_ 3 жыл бұрын

Not really. Didn't you notice how she didn't give the other child a chance to play? Nothing objectively wrong with DJT's IQ. It may not be 140+, but it's sufficient. He completely lacks social skills.

@bamfordsteele555 3 жыл бұрын

The little girl's parents seemed level-headed and that's a good thing.

@rickyhartley8936 3 жыл бұрын

I've got up 4 year old nephew who says he wants to be a paleontologist when he grows up I didn't even know what a paleontologist was until he told me with that I'm so proud of him

@crispyblack8779 3 жыл бұрын

I really liked that jimmy asked her if he could put the hat on her. Great job, Jimmy!

@Maja-Danmark 3 жыл бұрын

If only Trump supporters knew how much fun Europeans are making of them.

@lafq 3 жыл бұрын

“tHe wOrLd iS lAuGhiNg aT uS”

@buddydooley8650 3 жыл бұрын

You're likely 90-10. We're 50-50 unfortunately.

@debraderoos5225 3 жыл бұрын

They are anti-globalists. They do not care or are interested in other countries. As one of my relatives said, "I will never visit a country that does not speak English." Little does he know, most countries one visits will find many English speakers? Why? Because they are better educated in many parts of the world. He also rolled his eyes when I told him my daughter is teaching my grandson another language. He is representative of most Republicans, small minded and nationalists.

@audreygatey1274 3 жыл бұрын

And Canadians, too.

@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын

I know some of them. they gloat over the fact that they are perceived by civilized people as "outlaws". It's a thing here... fools. Trump would NEVER associate with them personally... that's his "gift" it you want to call it that... using fools.

@TheJeweledBird 3 жыл бұрын

No matter how much Flynn back tracks now, he still should be recalled to active duty and then court martialed

@SayAhh 3 жыл бұрын

Flynn be like: "we should do what OJ did!" Next day: "I meant win the Heisman!"

@johnedward3404 3 жыл бұрын

**ABSOLUTELY,, THE FULL EVEN GOT AN AWARD FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN,, A MURDEROUS THUG!!!!!! TO HELL WITH HIM!!!! REAL PATRIOTS,, DON'T PAL AROUND WITH VLADIMIR!!!!!! HE'S A TRAITOR!!!**

@Markle2k 3 жыл бұрын

That’s how they do it in authoritarian countries, so I hope he’ll just be remembered for his statements.

@jacklittle1624 3 жыл бұрын

@Markle2k, I hear you, but... the Biden administration has been too lenient on those involved in the events of January 6th. I am so tired of it being called a protest, insurrection, siege etc., when it was an attempted coup led by Trump, his children, and those in his inner circle. Our country is also about justice, and all those involved should already have been arrested and awaiting trial for treason.

@lizpedano1542 3 жыл бұрын

Ppl keep saying this over and over ... when will it happen?

@brettshort 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao she literally doesn't care about Disney. She's definitely smart

@Zenhumanist 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. I would have thought a gift denoting science would have been more appropriate.

@jcesarbtorres6006 3 жыл бұрын

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

@cyborgoftheyear 3 жыл бұрын

"I can't believe it's June 1st"... yeah, it happens every year folks.

@danjosephson6910 3 жыл бұрын

Right after May ends!

@smilesandyoka 3 жыл бұрын

"Minimar" is how this man pronounces Myanmar....sounds like he should be in a "minibar"

@bensoo1745 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if he was a male dressed up as a female talking like that you would be a little bit more sensitive

@lindahenry6168 3 жыл бұрын

He had already been to a bar

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

Kind of crystallizes the typical Trump supporter: completely unaware of their ignorance, but damn sure they're right.

@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын

@@eponymousIme Nailed it. If you don't even know how to pronounce the place's name, my confidence is low that you fully understand the political situation there.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

@@bensoo1745 Nah. Equal-opportunity idiocy deserves equal-opportunity mockery.

@Y3MINEM 3 жыл бұрын

Memorial day is not the same as Veterans day. You don’t thank people for their service on Memorial Day, you honor the memory of dead soldiers.

@DTG_LOCKETT 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. People wouldn't tell someone happy anniversary of your brother's death but think it's ok to say happy Memorial Day

@Y3MINEM 3 жыл бұрын

@@DTG_LOCKETT right - there’s nothing happy about it. It’s a day to reflect on loss. People put “happy” in front of everything. “Happy holocaust remembrance day” would never fly. We don’t always have to be happy just because it’s a day off.

@DTG_LOCKETT 3 жыл бұрын

@@Y3MINEM I've gotten very polite over the years but it wasn't I good idea to say that to me when I was younger because my response would have started with, "what the f you just say to me".

@AdoraBelle207 3 жыл бұрын

My Grandson at 18 months could recognise and tell me the name of every car in the supermarket car park. He could read at 3. We thought he was a genius. He is 14 now, still bright, but really no more than any other kid at his age.

@thirdrockfromdsun2873 3 жыл бұрын

Yes and Albert Einstein was considered a slow learner by one of his teachers in school.

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent reply, because you can teach a parrot to do that but it doesn't make it a genius

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын

@@australien6611 Ironic you should refer to a parrot, since you've been parroting exactly the same remark to a whole bunch of comments here. I guess we can correctly infer that you also are not a genius -- just proficient with cut-and-paste.

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc well i don't claim to be a genius anywhere but I am smart enough to remember a short comment without cut n paste ..

@mrs.t1365 3 жыл бұрын

I love seeing parents pride for their children! I know the feeling!

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

Looks more like they're parading the poor kid around for free stuff, and "likes" on social media. I love how the woman took credit for the kid being so smart, but yet she doesn't know how to properly pronounce "beryllium" or "vanadium" (the parent, the 2 year old gets a pass for poor pronunciation).

@indigowolf556 3 жыл бұрын

That little girl was simply adorable. And then when Jimmy put the Minnie Mouse had on that was too much.❤❤❤😊

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

So the kid is so smart, but the parents don't know how to properly pronounce beryllium or vanadium?? Ok, uh huh... Also, if you google "2 year old, mensa" funny, there was another 2 year old kid that was the smartest ever back in 2019 who was also admitted to mensa... almost like this is an ad campaign for people to pay mensa dues for their kids.

@zazatv6822 3 жыл бұрын

Flynn is a true traitor to his country.

@rebelscum1825 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe adorable, but I wasn't convinced she's a genius.

@Qudrates 3 жыл бұрын

All this fame is not good for children

@lacountess 3 жыл бұрын

At 1 y/o I could count to 20 forward and back. A paediatrician told my dad I’ll be a genius and an important person when I grew up. It didn’t happen.

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

It's almost like it was May, just yesterday...

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

Ah they were the days 😉

@amernice 3 жыл бұрын

the pressure of being a "kid genius" jesus christ, some parents make me sick

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and you could teach a parrot to do that but it doesn't make it a genius

@domestikgoddez9823 3 жыл бұрын

i think the little girl had no problem. she seemed happy and proud - can't beat that. not anybody's "fault" she was born with big brains.

@HeliRy 3 жыл бұрын

My son taught himself to read before he was two years old. Some kids are just born with brains that put mine and yours to shame. No need to blow a gasket over it 🤷‍♂️

@domestikgoddez9823 3 жыл бұрын

@@HeliRy spot on. many children are gifted one way or another.

@GwynneDear 3 жыл бұрын

I celebrated Memorial Day by taking a terra cotta pot painted by my daughter, in which I planted some bush beans, to my grandfather’s grave. He was a veteran who passed January 25, 2020. Grandpa Hurley grew the best green beans I’ve ever tasted and he would have been disgusted by the past year. I miss him and his shenanigans, which were endless and fantastic.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

What a lovely remembrance: it connects you, your daughter, something your grandfather loved, and something living/thriving/nurturing with the memory of him.

@LK-bz9sk 3 жыл бұрын

May he RIP🙏🏼

@domestikgoddez9823 3 жыл бұрын

@@eponymousIme beautiful reply. may i second it?..

@adventureseeker9800 3 жыл бұрын

GeeeZz, this one gets me. Something about silly grandpa's and knowledgeable grandma's who have the capability of making everything better.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

@@domestikgoddez9823 🤝

@northside3701 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's June 1st and Trump is still not behind bars,something needs to happen fast and quickly😁

@EricK-tb2dn 3 жыл бұрын

They think he's coming back in August.

@tuyenle8107 3 жыл бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣

@lenastropestrope1335 3 жыл бұрын

Keep digging maybe you'll end up in CHY-NA

@debraderoos5225 3 жыл бұрын

yes, very very quickly. Trump's language.

@chadstephens3640 3 жыл бұрын

Moron

@soleiloshun 3 жыл бұрын

Finally a real genius baby Usually I hear “ my kid is a genius” Me: aww how old are you? The Kid: shickennugget

@kenc2257 3 жыл бұрын

Delicious (if you're a kid).

@masontyson 3 жыл бұрын

Keira is delicious indeed 😋 as an adult lol.. sorry Keira for being a wierdo.. had to be said

@jc.1191 3 жыл бұрын

😂 Too cute

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

That's no genius baby.. one word sentences and repeating learned responses from cue cards isn't genius, sorry it just isn't.. a 2 year old parrot can do that trick..she doesn't even understand how to take turns

@laundrysauce234 3 жыл бұрын

@@australien6611 yea but that mensa card tho

@carolynmcmickle9742 3 жыл бұрын

“I can’t wait until they find out it’s not butter!”

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

The kid non genius?

@DammitDavis 3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense that Gaetz grew up in the Truman Show house, because his life is also a tv show - That 17’s Show

@carbon357 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaa - Well played good Sir....Slow clap (LMAO)

@clqudy4750 3 жыл бұрын

Oooooooh! And I bet Gaetz's favorite character from that '17's show was played by Danny Masterson Oooooooh!

@christianporter3638 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh. Sick burn 🔥

@DammitDavis 3 жыл бұрын

Glad y’all liked this one! It was either that or: “Live from Florida, it’s Statutory Night Live!”

@S_A_D. 3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣🤣

@brilliantdiva5068 3 жыл бұрын

SHE IS MARVELOUS AND STILL BEHAVES AS A CHILD. GREAT PARENTS TOO. 💕💕💕💕💕

@medusaspupil 3 жыл бұрын

She is waaaay smarter than are previous President and all his supporters combined.

@cranderson730 3 жыл бұрын

@@medusaspupil our* oof

@medusaspupil 3 жыл бұрын

@@cranderson730 This was a test, You spotted the error. Well done!!!! 👍

@psychoblack1411 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 your kidding right ! there the worst type of people ..they have a normal child that they pay alot of money to be called special it happens all the time ...once the kid hits 6/7 they loose it all.

@mohsinqamar9617 3 жыл бұрын

*Trust me we thought about coup in our heads for 4 years and it didn't happen, now we are back to normal finally, put these traitors in jail*

@dustinpollard6237 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah if that orange idiot didn't leave on January 20th, they would be sharing pics of me in my military uniform in the future. I really didn't want to, but I was willing to keep America a Democratic Republic.

@seanwilliams4087 3 жыл бұрын

Q: "I wanna know why [a coup] can't happen here?" Flynn: "There's no reason, it should happen, no reason." Flynn, after blowback: "I said 'There's no reason it should happen.'" It's the same as shouting "Don't stop!" and then trying to claim you were saying "Don't, stop!"

@aranyanigreen345 3 жыл бұрын

It's his Orange Leader's strategy for lunatics all over again. 🍊🤡: "I didn't say I don't see why sweet Putin WOULD lie to me, I said I didn't see why he WOULDN'T lie to me... What the entire world has heard me say is NOT what happened, my alternative explanation must be enough for you imbeciles - but we all know that Vlad would never, ever lie to me... 💘😭"

@allenjohnson4938 3 жыл бұрын

Like willy wonka and those kids,”stop, dont”😒😒

@Weaseltube 3 жыл бұрын

To be perfectly clear his exact reply to the question of armed insurrection in the US like they did in "Minimar" were: "No reason, I mean it... it should happen here. No reason. Ri... [cheering from crowd] That's right." No room for ambiguity there. He needs to be charged with inciting insurrection.

@trevorz459 3 жыл бұрын

That genius toddler is so adorable. Hope she uses it for good when she grows up 😬

@user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 жыл бұрын

@Spencer Ellis Hey ease up! The girl looks fine to me! Please don't make unsubstantiated claims like that without any evidence.

@Skarry 3 жыл бұрын

@The Lonely Shepherd dude. Wtf race gotta do with this?

@dasikakn 3 жыл бұрын

She seems really sweet and I love that her mom was immediately like - what do we say - expecting a thank you and she was...silent. That alone makes her a perfectly normal kid to me who just happens to know her periodic table really well.

@Skarry 3 жыл бұрын

@The Lonely Shepherd "Go ninja" is the best rap song ever.

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

@@dasikakn Memorizing 6 flash cards, pre-chosen by the parents is "knowing her periodic table really well"?? The jury is out on the kid, but I think we found the one easily manipulated by basic marketing tactics and the power of suggestion. Is it really that special for a 2 year old to have memorized 6 flash cards?

@valeriem3644 3 жыл бұрын

It was also a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald in that tweet, too funny. 😂

@---rm7pl 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.. lol 😂

@---rm7pl 3 жыл бұрын

Are you in Texas? Apologies for invading into your privacy

@sevo12t 3 жыл бұрын

The Dad is more excited 😆 than his daughter just a proud Dad

@remylewis8721 3 жыл бұрын

To whoever built the set and put the “Uranus” poster directly behind Jimmy’s head: I see you and appreciate you. So subtle yet so funny.

@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын

Matt's starting to realize his 'minor' crime has major repercussions... Open the Prison Gaetz! Roll out the welcome Matt

@jordangibson8305 3 жыл бұрын

That’s punny😂

@carbon357 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent writing

@Edu_Kate 3 жыл бұрын

And now he's complaining money he and his "fiance" set aside for a yacht is missing.

@Panda_Roll 3 жыл бұрын

That toddler was so cute. She looked so confused when Guillermo came out in a dress 😂

@terryh5763 3 жыл бұрын

probably scarred the poor kid for life seeing that thing with a moustache in a fairy dress... jeesh jimmy wth were you thinking????

@humblecourageous3919 3 жыл бұрын

@@terryh5763 I kinda wish they wouldn't make Guillermo dress up like they do.

@msoperator510 3 жыл бұрын

@@humblecourageous3919 I agree. Guillermo is a good sport about many things, but he should say no to some of the humiliation

@Panda_Roll 3 жыл бұрын

@@terryh5763 You must have missed the episode where they celebrated his 50th birthday... they put the poor man in a hug red prom ballgown.

@cocoknows 3 жыл бұрын

@@msoperator510 You should ask yourself why wearing the clothing that is associated with women would be humiliating.

@zaiochan5730 3 жыл бұрын

Seeing Geirmo with his mustache in that dress just broke her brain!

@lucarain2936 3 жыл бұрын

Guillermo

@truthfu8896 3 жыл бұрын

Guillermo

@donpayton737 3 жыл бұрын

I thought IQ was a measurement of fluid knowledge. They we're just doing static memorization

@kcroft99 3 жыл бұрын

Correct. IQ test does not "test" for knowledge content (i.e. what you know). In addition, Mensa did not provide the child's IQ to the parents; the Mensa proctored test does not provide an IQ number for anyone. The results are pass/fail, falling in the top 2% or not. Mensa does accept the results of several specific outside proctored tests and evaluations for qualification. Tests resulting in an actual IQ number are typically administered by someone such as a psychologist, psychiatrist or similar.

@Moe_Preme 3 жыл бұрын

I see we all clicked quick on that alert 🚨! Love you Jimmy!

@ricardobjj24 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy how every day we have something going on in America

@cheshirecat6518 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? I'm almost 60...seems like my entire childhood all I heard about ad nauseum, was the Vietnam War updates and Watergate. Now it's something just like that but in a smorgasbord of variety and heretofore unheard of heights of depravity! It boggles the mind!

@trickwillis 3 жыл бұрын

and now Cher is back on tv as a Mensa Mom

@The.Actual.Rooster 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheshirecat6518 I'm not 37 yet and I can completely relate. Things change, quickly no matter who or how we are versus how old we get

@Phalxxx 3 жыл бұрын

Global 24-hour news boosted by a self-reporting populace (social media, smartphones, etc), leads to a TON of stories that would have either gone unreported or died locally making into the national or global news. Also, the continuing push for more ratings certainly hasn't hurt getting us here.

@davidlundquist1979 3 жыл бұрын

Almost as crazy as the fact that it's June 1st already! It's just not believable.

@USMC-0311 3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome Jimmy! Hooking up that little genius.

@stevesloan7132 3 жыл бұрын

America started shaping up for Summer last November. We went on a new weight loss regimen and shed three hundred and fifty pounds of unsightly orange flab over night.

@eponymousIme 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like something Stephen Colbert said. Love it!

@miker.2540 3 жыл бұрын

Hey I'm vaccinated, but I'm wondering if it could be worth wearing a mask anyway at the movies in hopes no one wants to sit close to me.

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm vaccinated too, but when I was at the hardware store a couple of times this weekend, EVERYONE was wearing a mask, so the best way to keep people away (at least where I am, and at this particular point in time) is to NOT wear a mask. As things progress, eventually the way to keep people away will be to WEAR a mask. You really have to play it by ear on every situation :) Also, I have a pretty scruffy "work from home so don't care about shaving" beard, and was in dirty clothes (because I'm not going to put on nice clothes to go to the hardware store to buy gravel and concrete retaining wall bricks just to get them dirty). There are many tactics you can use to keep people away - the best approach is a multi-pronged approach!

@CriticalThinking236 3 жыл бұрын

Holy frigging moly... “What’s your favorite element?” “Argon.” At TWO. Already more intelligent than DT.

@jackiejohnson7158 3 жыл бұрын

@AUTTOnomen lmao

@freebein 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know about argon!

@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын

@AUTTOnomen - And that pile of leaves will contribute more to society than he ever did.

@mmac4047 3 жыл бұрын

She is thinking “are we gone” yet!

@ginadelsasso288 3 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump: my favorite element is water. Beautiful clean crystal clear water. Earth and wind are good too, fire not so much. Fire is my least favorite element.

@richarddimsdale6232 3 жыл бұрын

As a marine he should be ashamed of wanting a autocracy.

@victoriabaker4400 3 жыл бұрын

trump was warned by the obamas not to have anything to do with Flynn. No doubt that made trump run straight toward him.

@mrmrmaples 3 жыл бұрын

The whole military culture is about bowing to a commander, as is church culture

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmrmaples In Margaret Atwood's novel "The Handmaid's Tale", the church leaders ARE the commanders and are addressed as such.

@rnelson0525 3 жыл бұрын

Watch you every morning! The day starts with a smile!!!! Thank you.

@jeffmohr8366 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy you have pull with people 18 million subscribers many more watch on t.v. Start a petition to arrest mike Flynn please this man needs to be behind bars help our country !

@Edu_Kate 3 жыл бұрын

He sounded as if he'd been behind a bar.

@SuperLeica1 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone´s waiting for Flynn´s next crime, which hasn´t been pardoned.

@melmeller5658 3 жыл бұрын

The clever kid has cool parents.

@population-_-420 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's June 1st 📅

@Markle2k 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully, she’s on a path more impactful (being selfish here) than Tiger Woods. What a cute kid, aside from any societal pressures I may have placed upon her.

@Jonqen 3 жыл бұрын

@@Markle2k What does tiger woods have to do with anything?

@ThePunk01 3 жыл бұрын

@@population-_-420 I can't believe it's June 2nd

@Markle2k 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jonqen Tiger Woods featured as a wonderkind toddler at age 2 on the Mike Douglas Show and at age 4 on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson where he sunk a putt on a prepared "green".. Since then, despite a degree from Stanford, he has only been responsible for a recognition that he can hit a white ball with a stick into a particular hoe in the grass reliably. And he's shown that he can make quite a bit of money on that.

@jesse_cole 3 жыл бұрын

I think if there's one person in America who should avoid at all costs any and all association with Ninja Turtles, it's Vanilla Ice.

@scrappymark 3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? In most other contexts, the tweet would be hilarious.

@jesse_cole 3 жыл бұрын

@Eliseo Martinez I mean... if destroying your career is "making money," than... sure. Excellent business decision there.

@jesse_cole 3 жыл бұрын

@Eliseo Martinez I think you need to Google "Vanilla Ice," lol.

@hazeluzzell 3 жыл бұрын

Does the wee one know what an element is? Otherwise it’s the way we used to teach children to read back in the 60’s...relying on the word shapes. I hope they let her have a normal life.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын

I learned to read in the Sixties. And I'm still reading in MY sixties. Sometimes a child can display above (or in this case, VERY above) average intelligence for many years, but then the other children catch up. We won't really know how strong her IQ is until her late teens.

@bertnijhof5413 3 жыл бұрын

1st of June happened for the 76th time in my life, so I expected it to happen again.

@mattgaetz5548 3 жыл бұрын

Gaetz wasn’t Klippenstein’s only high-profile Republican target, since he also successfully baited Dinesh D’Souza and Matt Schlapp to retweet Oswald’s photo. LOLz

@fefelarue2948 3 жыл бұрын

That photo was of Lee Harvey Oswald as a Marine

@desmond-hawkins 3 жыл бұрын

He also got blocked by Candace Owens, who later complained that she couldn't read his tweets (since _she_ blocked him), and she added "Most people that lie for a living block people that expose them". That is just perfect 🤌

@LordMauel 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah strange that he didn’t mention his name, or that he’s a journalist.

@robertturosik7139 3 жыл бұрын

Very impressive for a 2 year old. Congratulations to the young lady. And her parents. God bless.

@nostradamus9608 3 жыл бұрын

That little girl is adorable! That's your VERY BRIGHT future, America!!

@imfromdowntown 3 жыл бұрын

I love Kimmel’s “I can’t believe...” compilations. 😆😆

@Ed-mq3fu 3 жыл бұрын

...🤷‍♂️

@fasteddie9529 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely see the Letterman influence in many of Jimmy's bits.

@Ed-mq3fu 3 жыл бұрын

@@fasteddie9529 because I didn't already through an...emoji on this....but you know the cowards....Heel Ziggler is the golden messiah....

@Ed-mq3fu 3 жыл бұрын

@@fasteddie9529 also....our reality...is the online true....reality

@12dreams 3 жыл бұрын

MAGA Easter In August: Trump has died. It's 3 days later: Hundreds of thousands of his supporters are holding a candlelight vigil, eagerly waiting for him to rise from the dead and lead them all to a Greater (whiter, straighter) America. Now, imagine the ticket prices. Hippitus Hoppitus !!

@wirelesmike73 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the bill for the fast-food buffet and luxury porta-johns. O_O His meat-sweats will imprint his death shroud with his greasy orange image. And a thousand years from now, scholars and archeologists will debate whether it was painted onto the Mar-A-Lago bedsheet with spicy mayo, buffalo sauce, or hooker urine.

@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын

I would make the trip just to laugh at the stupid maga hatters holding up their candles! Oh Lord that would make it all worth while!

@flameshoter6 3 жыл бұрын

I've been saying for such a long time, what are they going to do without him?

@monmixer 3 жыл бұрын

@Blue Bishop He has 69 now. lol

@monmixer 3 жыл бұрын

@@flameshoter6 the same thing have always done but they will go back in the bunker and do it. I just wonder if any of these people understand what happened in Germany in the 40's.

@Poemi10304 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, Vanilla Ice wanted to remind us that he was featured in a TMNT movie, huh? Very subtle. 👌🏼

@rikipuppy7684 3 жыл бұрын

Wow! The mom looks like Cher when she was in her 20's! Beautiful!

@SpaceForceCommander 3 жыл бұрын

TV News still surprised by which month follows the previous month after all these years! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@gorak9000 3 жыл бұрын

Can you believe it's already Janulyetember??

@zogzog1063 3 жыл бұрын

"... what happened in minimar??" I think the minibar ran out of cheap beer.

@domestikgoddez9823 3 жыл бұрын

sounds like Guillermo keeps track of his drinks. i would love to hear the story behind Guillermo role as second seat on the show. he is a funny guy.

@saradavis6505 3 жыл бұрын

That beautiful little girl made my day! The world desperately needs great minds. Her parents seem like the type of people who will nurture her wonderful gift.💕

@gamertyper6476 3 жыл бұрын

turned 25 and 2 massive things in my life changed.... I got a huge car insurance discount and I started watching Jimmy Kimmel religiously... Jesus, it has begun...

@evangeloevoxi 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy asked, "What's your favorite element?" and she didn't hesitate when she said "Argon" lmao. A toddler that smart is gonna change the world someday

@karene5577 3 жыл бұрын

I think of the ladies in hidden figures and how they changed the world. This kid is used to learning and answering questions but also loves Disney and kids stuff so not being forced to grow up immediately. Can't wait to see how far she goes and hope they show her good values such as kindness, compassion to go along with her brains.

@katiearbuckle9017 3 жыл бұрын

@Eliseo Martinez Tesla, Beetroveen,... How long do you wanna sit?

@David.C.Velasquez 3 жыл бұрын

@Eliseo Martinez I can identify with your pov on this subject, but by "tesla", he meant Nikola Tesla... not Tesla the company, lead by Elon Musk.

@RG-df2lr 3 жыл бұрын

Can I change your life for the better? Lol

@Sigur509 3 жыл бұрын

@@David.C.Velasquez i love this. ive stared at this for 5 hours. I'm tearing up.

@toyaadams8167 3 жыл бұрын

when a 2yr makes you reevaluate your whole life😥....

@useyourbbcbrain3462 3 жыл бұрын

@Eliseo Martinez are u blind she can say hello and goobye in 70 languages and could say 10 word sentences at 18 months old

@mmmrose421 3 жыл бұрын

I love Guillermo’s laugh

@lynnerholmes 3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

@ianmccombie0 3 жыл бұрын

I hope everyone who reads this has a great evening and night! 🌇🌌

@swapshots4427 3 жыл бұрын

She looks intelligently indifferent.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын

Lot of two-year-olds do :-D

@this_is_jmdub 3 жыл бұрын

I‘m really critical of parent/child dynamics like that

@ivo4357 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna yell at my kids so much tonight", brilliant Jimmy 🤣😆

@npesce01 3 жыл бұрын

That little genius is so adorable! What a smart and sweet kiddo! ❤️

@---rm7pl 3 жыл бұрын

You so very kind, your kids must be so lucky to have a mother like you

@fac248 3 жыл бұрын

In The Mouth of Madness: A MAGAverse tale.

@population-_-420 3 жыл бұрын

Biden 2024

@toddself5838 3 жыл бұрын

So who plays Sam Neil's part in the skrequil?

@crazydarkness 3 жыл бұрын

@@toddself5838 All of us... We're all sitting in the theater at the end of this laughing maniacally.

@IphegeniaRose 3 жыл бұрын

I love that the Dad was more stoked than anyone about the Frozen dresses. "WHhhhaaaaatttt???!!??"

@jamesfrank3213 3 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how fast time flies when we aren't dreading every day under T****

@KoyoteeLaughter1 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy missed a great opportunity to prank the little girl. The last card should have shown the letters "Ah". And when the girl realizes she doesn't know what it is, Jimmy tells her it's the Element of Surprise. lol.

@lillyanderson3623 3 жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo 💗