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“I’m here to see the Cheesemongers! I’m a Cheeseman through and through!” Is probably my all-time favorite Schwiftism.

the twinkie tangent was everything.

Bran may be sceptical of his fall because squirrel boy didn't fall as people describe. He was pushed.

My grandpa had polio and scooted with his legs in front of him. It creeped me out as a kid

You are my red comet, my only comet...you make me happy when the skies are red... you never know, Alt dear, how much I love you, please don't take my red comet away

funnily enough I have an uncle named tom and his son is called tom two, and gets called just "two" almost exclusively

I think the bran loosing his grip on reailty thing u misinterpreted. I think he was questiong if there was foul play like being pushed. Not that its not reailty. Just my opinion

Alright, this episode was perfect. And all of those tangents and references were awesome :)

I mean if one day I just woke up paralyzed with everyone telling me there had been an accident I had no memory of, I'd be pretty suspicious too. Like Bran, I'd probably go along with the explanation I was given, but there'd always be a nagging doubt about whether the catastrophe that ruined my life had really happened the way people told it

Maybe he's warging Summer while SHE dreams about running up mountains.

Between the analysis of Qyburn's cushion, the tweeds, and so on you had me laughing aloud. Not easy during the soul-destroying grimness of the Long Wait!

He actually got the first Dark Souls question right. The ring you can start with that lets you talk to the NPC is the Old Witch’s Ring. The Hat and the skeletons he’s referring to is the Sunlight Maggot, which helps you navigate the Tomb of the Giants. Scwift=Vaati confirmed

Thanks for uploading!

sweet ur back!!!! ur hiatus allowed me to get in to the harry potter abridged love it

I love these. Amazing!

I think Lupus and Lupa are just Latin for wolf, don’t know about the connection with Luna but idk could be a thing

The episode in which shwift finally ripped the page

Hey Schwifty, please continue ACOK when you have the time. Everyday I am eagerly anticipating the next upload :)

love u schwifty boi 💜

That's Schwift that was fun, I didn't need to write today anyway :/ Please don't leave us for that long again

50:00 Bran could have learned a lot about not being able to walk from Doran too.

Plz keep these coming

Thank you Alt for another nice one! Hi to the Sqwad!

Omg collab with luicfer or preston and red team. Best collab ever

From The Future, Wheel of Time is an Amazon Prime show. (Still haven't watched it, or finished the book series; on the 4th one.) Would love to try to get back into it if Shwifty did content on it, maybe some how link it to ASOIAF? Love the content, keep it up, long time Watcher here. (;

So regarding Chapter 6, Arya II. Have we got any theories about why a faceless man would allow himself to be captured and imprisoned. What job do you think he was doing when he got caught?

Damn I keep missing these livestreams! :'(

Hello Schwift. You don’t know me, but I’m quite a big fan of tangents and Australian accents and would very much appreciate an update on the next installment of ACOK Abridged. To paraphrase Tyrion Lannister “It wouldn’t need to be a big episode. It could be little like me.” Please and thank you. We all love you very much and miss you dearly.

Deep cut, mindless self indulgence!

1:02:30 Well, turns out this season wasn’t predictable but it wasn’t satisfying either

I'll be back after some beer :)

The Ben Shapiro impression at the end was pretty good.

And shwift could you or shift review the tv show troy fall of a city? Its amazing and to hear you talk about it would be amazing.

Lots of GOT youtuber shot outs in this one: LML and Preston.

Are you an Aussie or a Brit? You sound like the perfect in between accent

Definitely got the upper body strength if you were crippled

1:02:27 didn't age too well

G'damnmistit!

How old is Schwift? He menntions grandchilders but doesn't sound old at all

I tried to watch Lucifer means lightbringer but it's too much even for me, and I love asoiaf theory's.

0 dislikes, go on big boy

33:23

So if Robb or Cat would have said sure we shall ward some Walders and sure Robb will marry your daughter. Mayhaps they will be a beautiful couple. They could have just dethroned Old walder and added the crossing to the North. Fucking Cat should have known about that game and loophole

Don't think you have fooled us pretending to be Vaati. You sound heaps more like JerksSansFrontiers, another bloodborne and dark souls dude. Actually you really soubd similar to one another.

Why can’t I post in the chat?

Fuck i was in class

Bring yourself back online, Schwift. Go into analysis mode. Lose the accent.

How old is Schwift? He menntions grandchilders but doesn't sound old at all