Game Theory: Are You a Kid or Squid? - Splatoon SOLVED!
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Are you a Kid or are you a Squid? The question has plagued the gaming community since... well okay not that long ago, but it was SPLATOON’s main marketing slogan! And in truth, Inklings are fascinating: bipedal childlike creatures one moment, blooper-like ink swimming cephalopods the next. But is it possible to ever truly know if Inklings are more Squid-like or more Kid-like? YES. Yes it is. And today I will prove to you that Inklings are ABSOLUTELY more one than the other!
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@daninja4357 Жыл бұрын
After beating Splatoon 3, which is YEARS later than this video was posted, MatPat is correct, squids evolved into squid kids from human desire and genetic experiments
@sashaprovince3836 Жыл бұрын
legit when I first read that bit of lore my first thought was “matpat was right!”
@squiffurthewolf6276 Жыл бұрын
Not for exactly the right reason tho, its not their rng editing or whatever that allowed them to evolve quickly, its the weird human mind reading crystals in the water, well, and maybe a little bit of the rna thing
@Shimofae Жыл бұрын
big nuke went boom, fishies are now not fishies
@jameswilliams2075 Жыл бұрын
@@squiffurthewolf6276 it is possible the crystals manipulated the squid rna to make them more human
@OrbiterVR Жыл бұрын
I thought there was no end and you just shoot others
@dumpdump1321 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Matpat said "Kid" 20 times and said "Squid" 26 times during this video
@4473021 7 жыл бұрын
DUMP DUMP More squid than kid. Matpat squid confirmed.
@J-Coops_ 7 жыл бұрын
You know you have no life when you replay the video to make sure this is true.
@bito2041 7 жыл бұрын
That's a neat fact, (but how is it fun?)
@autis4724 7 жыл бұрын
And who da fak counted?
@FeatheredThreat 7 жыл бұрын
DUMP DUMP obviously
@boogtoons4630 Жыл бұрын
Man, the fact that this is MatPat's only Splatoon theory feels like a bit of a cop-out. The lore in this series is WILD.
@EchannelYT Жыл бұрын
Yes
@deannal.newton9772 Жыл бұрын
I know, I've learned so much from the world of Splatoon from the Sunken Sea Scrolls alone and I still think that there's a connection between Squid Girl and the Inklings.
@iAmMadeOfSoup Жыл бұрын
Lmao I just started splatoon and I didn’t it had any lore. It seems like such a simple game
@deannal.newton9772 Жыл бұрын
@@iAmMadeOfSoup Well you are about to be surprised because if you even bothered collecting the Sunken Sea Scrolls in the first Splatoon game there is a lot of depth in the Splatoon series than meets the eye. I was surprised to see the Squid Girl outfit as gear in the first Splatoon game though because it could also be a theory that Squid Girl is indeed the first Inkling to exist before The Great Flood.
@miles820 9 ай бұрын
@@iAmMadeOfSoupgood luck there’s a lot of lore I have been looking for the lore for awhile and I still don’t know a lot
@ZeRandomizor 3 жыл бұрын
Squids: *start taking over civilization* humans: *kill a bunch of squids* the kraken that's been hiding at the bottom of the ocean: its showtime
@Wah260 2 жыл бұрын
Help help help help
@m_pot 2 жыл бұрын
But why do they die in water?
@firespiritcookie9617 2 жыл бұрын
@@m_pot I’m not sure, I honestly think that Inklings began shifting to swimming in there ink much more then swimming in the see since salmonoid attack, to the point where they shrivel and die in the water before salmonoids can get to them because how sensitive they grew. Or the water in turf wars and salmon run are more harsh then waters like New Albacore and Mahi Mahi Resort. ((That was all head canons lol))
@TheStarGardens 2 жыл бұрын
*Oh welp*
@inky_mesa Жыл бұрын
Well actualy humans are allredy eradicated becous of ww5 and global warming in splatoon
@abalyes 7 жыл бұрын
"Sorry for the tentacle difficulties." You've got to be squidding me.
@onyxxartist 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jackson I SEA what you did there.
@abalyes 7 жыл бұрын
anime art Booth WATER great pun you just made.
@joshnegs 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not SHORE about that pun
@abalyes 7 жыл бұрын
Galactic Pancake THE ALMIGHTY PANCAKE at least I'm having a WHALE of a time
@pog5761 7 жыл бұрын
I'd make a fish pun, but i need more time to MULLET over.
@marp_625 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Some octopus have been able to successfully escape from aquariums on multiple occasions. They are very incredible In stealth as Mat says.
@ashbowden3231 3 жыл бұрын
tell me more
@trabubble871 3 жыл бұрын
Finding Dory: *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*
@jocelynhealy6998 2 жыл бұрын
Funner fact: we have yet to create a containment that an octopus couldn’t get out of should they desire.
@Quakz199 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it octopi?
@Quakz199 2 жыл бұрын
Octopodes. My bad
@analeal9693 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE do more splatoon theories the game has so much lore to be uncovered
@sirbromine4516 3 жыл бұрын
after the announcement of splatoon 3, there have been many map changes, one of the ones I found was on the map with the ship, it says: "see you in splatlands, 2022" you can find this on one of the many flags on the ship. maybe we can figure out the story behind why the world is so scorched and broken in the trailer before the game is released.
@quep1 Жыл бұрын
Lore-wise, it has been explained. Humans nuke antarctic or south pole, they melt, multiple tsunamis occur, and humans die
@leiaglacia1426 7 жыл бұрын
Are you a squid or a kid? "No, you're adopted"
@ryanluther5785 7 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
@hwelse 7 жыл бұрын
I actually chuckled at this. Good one, fam.
@igaveuponthischannel1058 7 жыл бұрын
TheMasterGlaceon nice one you earned my like
@marblebin9040 7 жыл бұрын
TheMasterGlaceon Is it ironic that I actually am? :P
@SadCreeperGamer 7 жыл бұрын
TheMasterGlaceon XD
@synthesize9276 4 жыл бұрын
“Are you a squid or a kid?” Me: *SQKID*
@deeshiel292 4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
me im a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
uhfhfufuufhe he hcudhdhgr
@broadcastingroom786 4 жыл бұрын
Don't avoid my kid and squid form
@bruhhelp7396 4 жыл бұрын
@@CYB3Redux r/iamveryrandom
@oomnimercy 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello, internet, welcome to Gay..." MatPat, 2017
@quep1 Жыл бұрын
Yea
@createmations7892 Жыл бұрын
Funny
@SuperMarioRaymond1 Жыл бұрын
*Cyberpunk 2077*
@kerriekrueger1007 3 ай бұрын
Not cool😡💢
@Shiba129 2 жыл бұрын
5:01 For those of you who care, Octo expansion came out a year after this video.
@GallyGears 7 жыл бұрын
Came here for a harmless theory Instead got confirmation that squids will one day rule the world and enslave all mankind Well alrighty then
@SegaMaster172 7 жыл бұрын
Um, in Splatoon's lore, humans went extinct long before Inklings even laid a tentacle onto land due to raising sea levels.
@matthewwalker3131 7 жыл бұрын
SegaMaster172 it's much more likely that a human fucked a fish at one point
@gbdornls 7 жыл бұрын
SegaMaster172 he is talking about the real world dummy
@earthwarren6143 7 жыл бұрын
What did tentacle porn not give you clues to our future?
@robertomullerr5965 7 жыл бұрын
Dander ito I
@XxSuRgicaL 4 жыл бұрын
Better question: Why arent their shirts ever painted
@youtubechicken120 4 жыл бұрын
Magic movie/game liquid is magic
@bruhmoment6625 4 жыл бұрын
W A X
@peachtea7269 4 жыл бұрын
Oh crap now I'm questioning that
@LanieMae 4 жыл бұрын
Well in splatoon the ink disappears when microbes eat it so the microbes might be attracted to cotton and if it’s got ink on it they will eat it fast
@russianbee4973 4 жыл бұрын
@@LanieMae but what about other materials
@Evzen. 3 жыл бұрын
When I clicked o this video, I was not expecting to hear about how squids are going to take over the world...
@toby.theram2496 9 ай бұрын
I’m praying and begging that MatPat makes another Splatoon 3 theory now that we’ve got two new games and a story mode that practically tells us the answer to this video
@researcherchameleon4602 3 жыл бұрын
That... and in the in game “sunken scrolls” explicitly says that the inklings evolved from modern day squids after humans went extinct from rising sea levels
@lavinissensonthecommenter4197 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@elscruffo2264 3 жыл бұрын
but thats not as fun
@captainwhitepikmin6564 2 жыл бұрын
I don't care if it's not fun the game always said it
@elscruffo2264 2 жыл бұрын
@@captainwhitepikmin6564 well people don't really watch game theory for real answers, they watch them for entertainment and to learn some cool science
@toast_2375 2 жыл бұрын
@@elscruffo2264 In my opinion, the canon lore is way more fun and easy to understand! Sunken scrolls state inklings have a full skeletal structure made of flexible cartilage and very good adapted eye sight after hundreds (because of RNA) of years of evolution. Octolings are the same, but reproductive systems are different, where as inkings have sexual intercourse, while octolings cut of tentacles from their head and grow it. The reason they evolved into bipeds that can switch between forms was because a nuclear bomb was launched at a base in Antarctic during WWV (World War 5), melting all of the ice there, causing tsunamis and flooding. The acidity of sea water was now that of tomato juice, so cephalopods decided to NOT die and evolved to live on land, giving them a natural weakness to water.
@datguy4208 7 жыл бұрын
Mat you could've solved this by looking at one scroll which shows the evolution of the squid into a squid kid.
@gregoryliew161 7 жыл бұрын
Pupitect But where's the fun in that
@zephyrorsomethinh1528 7 жыл бұрын
Gregory Liew its called reason and fact
@zoemilian4954 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah and your born as a squid
@skyman2716 7 жыл бұрын
This just meant that he confirms the origins of the inkling but in a much more detailed manner
@datguy4208 7 жыл бұрын
I know he wanted to prove it with science but the thing is he didn't even mention the scroll making it look like 1. Nobody else has found it and 2. Like he figured out all these hidden Easter eggs even though there's a scroll.
@_lux__ Жыл бұрын
This video is the whole reason that got me into genetic engineering and genes. Thank you so very much Game Theory for unlocking the entire factor of genes to me.
@quackadoodles9249 3 жыл бұрын
This theory also makes sense as kids would have no reason to become like squids, which aren’t as good as kids, but squids would need to become like people in order to really survive, and therefore makes this theory even more realistic
@gabrielcresporabell3720 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you a kid or a squid?" Me: *The inklings need to be 14 to be in full control of their abilities so they're technically teenagers.*
@bunnyben87 4 жыл бұрын
thats from a coloring book.
@ottoneuman2590 4 жыл бұрын
They are younger than I know that because it is in one of the sunken scrolls in splatoon 2
@lionturbulence 4 жыл бұрын
@@ottoneuman2590 You talking about Pearl? She's 21 so she could've just been much shorter when she was younger.
@triptaylor855 4 жыл бұрын
@@ottoneuman2590 it appeared around that age in splatoon 1 in story mode's sunken scrolls. I completed almost all the game, so I know. I haven't played splatoon 2 because I don't have a switch yet, though.
@I_Stole_Your_Toast 3 жыл бұрын
@@triptaylor855 oof
@DillyzThe1 5 жыл бұрын
Internet: So, are you a squid or a kid? Me: *Yes*
@blankstablookghost9455 5 жыл бұрын
Now I see why this is a meme
@tacotheotaku7074 5 жыл бұрын
I’m both. Because I have 3 hearts. * well because people say I’m nice and I feel heart pain in 3 places unless that’s how it works..... I’m a idiot... * And because I’m a kid :/ also my elemental is water and I pertend I!m water queen because I bored. And like I said... I’ma kid :3
@iamthemeguyhere 5 жыл бұрын
Some people: *BOTH*
@tacotheotaku7074 5 жыл бұрын
Confusion BOMB Studios lol me
@iamthemeguyhere 5 жыл бұрын
*I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS*
@AveDoku599 3 ай бұрын
This... Is my first game theory video. Thank you, matpat!
@seanrath5714 3 ай бұрын
Same😊
@ToadPower147 Жыл бұрын
DO MORE SPLATOON THEORYS THERES SO MUCH LORE
@yoshiplays14 4 жыл бұрын
Well if squids ever take over mankind, let’s just blame Nintendo.
@redmations20 4 жыл бұрын
No they are warning us
@Daeneiracorn 4 жыл бұрын
@@redmations20 they gave them the ideaaaaaaaa its nintedo's fault
@redmations20 4 жыл бұрын
@@Daeneiracorn no cause they are waring us that this is gonna happen
@black97_0 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and if teleportation ever gets invented, and we see giant bread monsters, we can blame Valve XD
@alyssandrarosina2022 4 жыл бұрын
*_I’M SUING_*
@edog9404 7 жыл бұрын
Here's a challenge Matpat, can you explain the paranormal activities that happen in the mushroom kingdom (aka: boos and ghosts). What dies to become boos? Why does Mario always enter every mansion he runs into? And most importantly, where do these mansions come from?
@losinski4 7 жыл бұрын
He won't read this
@rorokhorosho 7 жыл бұрын
Or will he? *Bum bum BUUUUM!*
@frosch-attackontitanx2334 7 жыл бұрын
Edo G Have faith! :)
@tonyforgo 7 жыл бұрын
Edo G MATPAT PLEASE SEE THIS
@kiraishere69420 7 жыл бұрын
losinski4 u dont know that ;)
@EmperorSarnie 3 жыл бұрын
Also just watch the lore where they say, 'to squid'
@autumnhays4534 2 жыл бұрын
Matpat You should totally do a splatoon 1 and 2 lore video like Mr. Grizz, Octo Expantion, stuff like that.
@villainapologist7858 7 жыл бұрын
"the squid is undercooked, its a kid now."
@theless-than-goodhunter7019 7 жыл бұрын
"This steak is so chewy, Han Solo wants it for his co-pilot!"
@dinoxman8584 4 жыл бұрын
Squids: Evolved Humans: Extinct Hotel: Trivago
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
w-wa ok
@bruhmoment6625 4 жыл бұрын
No.
@kesselsauer4441 4 жыл бұрын
Squids: Evolved Humans: Extinct Octo Expansion: Beaten
@bruhmoment6625 4 жыл бұрын
Stop. That meme should’ve died in 2017
@-henwen-180 4 жыл бұрын
i felt that
@leoleonid5400 3 жыл бұрын
Oh. So they are squid and not kid. FBI go away, they are SQUID.
@zekkomite 2 жыл бұрын
Evolution: Takes 200 million years Inklings & Octolings: Best i can do is 10,000
@Alt400 5 жыл бұрын
0:00 Welcome to gay! KZfaq: OBSERVE
@freedeoxide5179 5 жыл бұрын
@Beata Dudek no s*it sherlock
@Grdd89 5 жыл бұрын
@@freedeoxide5179 lol
@freedeoxide5179 5 жыл бұрын
@@Grdd89 i have true
@jchampagne5715 5 жыл бұрын
He is GAY
@Grdd89 5 жыл бұрын
@@jchampagne5715 just shut up
@alinosalan8728 5 жыл бұрын
-Are you a kid or a squid? -I'm an Octopus
@bearreallyalot4929 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a human
@Roarrior. 5 жыл бұрын
Im a baby.
@jonathanwhite5988 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@nqmenotfound1883 5 жыл бұрын
I'm annoying
@aVRy_ 5 жыл бұрын
AlinosAlan Boxie or Veemo?
@bystandrr 3 жыл бұрын
Matpat : Economic crash and apocolypse that cause humanity to collapse! 2020 : write that down *WRITE THAT DOWN*
@seapop311 Жыл бұрын
“When splatoon 2 comes out in a couple of months” Us now, with splatoon 3 coming out in one week
@mysticmaniac1663 4 жыл бұрын
Fans: are the inklings squids, or kids?! Nintendo: yes.
@CrimsonKaia 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@IJNAoba9-25-26 4 жыл бұрын
*Perhaps*
@LanieMae 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, they always say that there squids
@cactcoal6178 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@Unknown_Zlayr2406 4 жыл бұрын
A Humanoid Squid
@isaacmorris5459 7 жыл бұрын
When I die, I'm going to have my splatoon teammates lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
@kennyssj4 7 жыл бұрын
SUPER spooks haha I've heard this joke before but nice one lmao
@edd0therebelgaming856 7 жыл бұрын
SUPER spooks thats so true
@user-ck4fz1mw3z 7 жыл бұрын
SUPER spooks YAY,another noob blaming their team on a shooter game.
@CDCobermai 7 жыл бұрын
MLG Frisk AYY LMAO
@joandreintong5255 7 жыл бұрын
One last time! SUPER spooks is going hooome!
@pigzzz6229 3 жыл бұрын
MatPat: *Doing Awesome Puns* Me: *Finding out where else he could put more*
@riu8504 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat is the type of person who sees a slogan for a game and ask "Is anyone gonna make a theory about that?" and not wait for an answer.
@alanvance2147 4 жыл бұрын
side note: Inklings actually can't live in water, they just flail a bit and melt
@trycalculatingthis6526 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@katsushi2329 4 жыл бұрын
@@trycalculatingthis6526 Yeah if you jump in the water they flat out die. So they obviously had to genetically modify themselves to live on land. The ink is probably what keeps them together and the water breaks them apart
@arafe.1012 3 жыл бұрын
lets just edit some rna, yep they're taking us all slaves
@e_kedi 3 жыл бұрын
i think they just drown
@Macaroni_Art 3 жыл бұрын
Inklings can survive in water, it just has to be really cold or they will explode
@douche-canoe 4 жыл бұрын
Darwin:makes theory of evolution Cephalopods:we don’t do that here
@Carbon-cringe-human 4 жыл бұрын
@Pemika Nuchit Plants:hello there
@forkwithasuit 3 жыл бұрын
*The Amazing World of Gumball has left the chat*
@ashbowden3231 3 жыл бұрын
me trying to bioengineer inklings: how bout i do anyway?
@winterblox1 3 жыл бұрын
Animals: ok lets nope the heck outta here
@craftedsoapy6167 6 ай бұрын
“Popping out of primordial Ooze” … So… Who’s going to tell him about ROTM…
@matthewquan9083 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, there's no reason Inklings would have the same facial expressions and gestures if they were originally squid. On the other hand, unscrupulous or innovative humans have plenty of ways to bypass evolution. Neoteny, pseudohair appendages, and a preference for human clothing would make me create a new theory: They aren't squid They aren't human They might be children Specifically, someone's genetic engineering project discovering a sense of identity and self direction with their keepers now long gone.
@rhjubarb 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a Squid or a Kid? "No, this is *Patrick* "
@georgepownceby9053 4 жыл бұрын
Frick i was just about to comment this
@buggs8111 4 жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@ermmie 4 жыл бұрын
You literally made me crack up!! (>0
@angelestyler60 5 жыл бұрын
Matpat: Tentical Difficulties Me: Im losing brain cells
@kstormgeistgem461 5 жыл бұрын
hey be thankful... there are too many other franshises he Could have covered that hopefully won't be like Dracula & pop out of their graves to get us.
@fassieclod8562 5 жыл бұрын
kstormgeistgem He’s joking
@gwizmane9572 5 жыл бұрын
Truw
@lucabalsa5368 5 жыл бұрын
Hey ocean fact! Coral dies if it’s stressed. Why would it be stressed you ask? *CURRENT* EVENTS
@ravioliravioli118 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucabalsa5368 OH MY GOD YES.
@r0yals1n37 3 жыл бұрын
matt: using science to prove that inklings are squids nintendo: releases official artwork showing that inklings are born as squids anyway and only gain control of a humanoid figure at the age of 14 matt: years of training wasted!
@WabbitInDisguis 3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing at "tentacle difficulties"and the game is so funny that my head went beside the phone and then the game theory it just started rolling and I just got my head up really fast because it was too loud. 😂
@notpearl3590 4 жыл бұрын
You will always be a squid... Unless you beat the Octo expansion.
@maxbrooks8438 4 жыл бұрын
I certainly have
@iamRageTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын
veemo
@BiAndProud_ 4 жыл бұрын
Holoskian r/woooosh
@BiAndProud_ 4 жыл бұрын
Holoskian if I’m a degenerate, then you are “he who must not be named.” I’m making a joke incase you SOMEHOW weren’t aware. r/woooosh
@strawberrydog3270 4 жыл бұрын
99 likes, do I like?
@aguyonyoutube4sure 4 жыл бұрын
“Sorry for the tentacle difficulty’s” I sea what you did there
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
42069
@winterblox1 4 жыл бұрын
TheMemeDoge21 are you referencing a metal gear solid meme by chance?
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
@@winterblox1 🤷🏻♂️
@joycevillareal-nodado590 4 жыл бұрын
Sign
@thegamespider2762 4 жыл бұрын
*sigh* what am i doing with my life?
@imtheblueguyanimations182 Жыл бұрын
5:04 bro predicted a commander tartar line
@darth_alex 10 ай бұрын
the ‘primordial ooze’ bit killed my Octo Expansion ptsd self💀 and MatPat, i will be the future version of you (who specializes in splatoon instead of fnaf) please make more splatoon videos. i love your work and thank you so much for this incredible video! (maybe some squid sisters stuff next?)
@lightswitchy 7 жыл бұрын
"Hello internet, welcome to gay-" *Tentacles appear.* I think we all know where that's going...
@costlyhornet9994 7 жыл бұрын
Nice
@vbgvbg1133 7 жыл бұрын
A Lightswitch DEAR GOD... TENTACLE HENTAI...
@john.2339 7 жыл бұрын
A Lightswitch FOREHEAD.
@lightswitchy 7 жыл бұрын
NO. STOP. NOW.
@costlyhornet9994 7 жыл бұрын
I was saying it's a nice joke... Not that i like that type of staff ( not meant to be offensive )
@guardianofpotatos4730 7 жыл бұрын
So, basically, if life was a game, squids would be hackers.
@joshlopez8270 7 жыл бұрын
Lijthesurvivor pretty much
@omarocampo3373 7 жыл бұрын
Lijthesurvivor Humans would be the hackers
@speedylion482 7 жыл бұрын
No, I'd consider humans to be the hackers because of genetic engineering.
@mr.amazio1023 7 жыл бұрын
Yup. I wonder if they're using PK Hex or something...
@donflamingo8375 7 жыл бұрын
Speedylion and we could do this to it'd just take a little while.
@sam4gaming135 2 жыл бұрын
Nintendo basically just confirmed they're squids in the latest direct
@cristallinecircus1566 6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch game Theory I always end up saying "and cut" at the end mistaking I'm not watching Film Theory
@IAN_GRAY 6 жыл бұрын
it's Wednesday my dudes
@felicejohnson9158 6 жыл бұрын
Need more views y ne cell games pls
@jjw_1808 6 жыл бұрын
Whenever i watch film theory i always say Thanks for Watching.
@jeffmcjeff4897 6 жыл бұрын
cristalline circus T.T. - Too True
@Extraterrestrial1 6 жыл бұрын
honestly cristalline circus, I do that too sometimes OwO
@Nighto 5 жыл бұрын
This came on while I was in the shower and you have no idea how terrifying it was for me to hear "WELCOME TO GAY-" Then a few random noises.
@Nugcon 4 жыл бұрын
n o u
@Nighto 4 жыл бұрын
come on we gotta get this to 69 likes
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@so3269 4 жыл бұрын
NRG Night-o you have 123 likes so ima pass on liking the comment
@CrimsonKaia 4 жыл бұрын
I am very sorry for you, my friend...
@AirFrameGam3 Жыл бұрын
If he had made this after Splatoon 3 this theory would have changed a lot
@newkoma4432 3 жыл бұрын
Mat: They can OPEN A JAR Kids: We can make jars...
@eris_078 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old video, but it is actually explained in the game that the society the the inklings live in, is after all humans had been wiped out. That automatically makes it so they are more squid than kid. Just proving your theory correct.
@Aditya.sajjai 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@teoborges3949 3 жыл бұрын
but there's one thing, *PRIMATES!* Primates have a relative high inteligence, and the squids to turn into humans would like *NEED BILLIONS OF YEARS* and to humans die soo easy like that doens't make sense, is more likely the coastal country's & islands would be wiped out but the Humans would still relatively still alive.
@nichsulol4844 3 жыл бұрын
ablities sucking tons of sun fuel
@Elmopayingforhissins 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and it sound like he believes in evolution at this point ( like in this video) and later it sounds like he gave up on that theory
@XAEzl 3 жыл бұрын
Well they evolved like humans
@squidlasers 7 жыл бұрын
Octodad makes so much sense now
@casualgamer9728 7 жыл бұрын
Laser Squid111 I was thinking about that too!
@empath3577 7 жыл бұрын
Finally. The war is over. :' )
@mcventi4859 3 жыл бұрын
Marie in splatoon 2 said “surprised you didn’t break any bones. Well squids don’t have any bones soooooooooo”
@gaetino6020 3 жыл бұрын
The question of which one as evolved into the other is answerd in the lore when they say that squid came out of the ocean and became the inklings
@joe-xw6yv 5 жыл бұрын
are you a squid or a kid? Me an intellectual:a ditto
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
:3
@broadcastingroom786 4 жыл бұрын
Don't use my meme
@winterblox1 4 жыл бұрын
That would actually make sense, cuz ditto’s can transform into anything, so inklings are kind of like a ditto but its a squid (I like making things more logical than they need to be)
@briar1408 5 жыл бұрын
But what about Octolings? YOURE AN OCTOPUS YOURE A KID YOURE AN OCTOPUS YOURE A KID YOURE AN OCTOPU- I’ll stop
@nati1765 4 жыл бұрын
you're a veemo you're a kid
@dataexpunged3914 4 жыл бұрын
Yay, octopodes for the win
@CYB3Redux 4 жыл бұрын
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@itsmelauren3273 4 жыл бұрын
Your a VEEMO your a WEIRDO
@princessncn4674 4 жыл бұрын
part of the squid famliy so the thorey works for them to just octos have 8 hand like things insted of 6 hand like things
@GothTheSadisticMasochist 3 жыл бұрын
When he explained squids literally changing their genes, it makes me question why humanity even tries to make life easier anymore...
@TheDemonOfSemen 2 жыл бұрын
Of course you're a squid, what else would you be? An Octoling? Yeah right
@Dat-Doomba 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Watching a vid about games My mom listening: Hmm, he is watching science vids.
@christyclark6129 3 жыл бұрын
*This is science*
@jakobyarns4369 3 жыл бұрын
VIDEO GAME SCIENCE
@AinsleySunny 3 жыл бұрын
teachnically , you do
@EyeWasBored 3 жыл бұрын
this is a science channel
@harshidvengatesan3417 2 жыл бұрын
when your mom doesn't get that it is a science video and blames you for wasting time watching game videos
@user-nr3bt3ty2q 5 жыл бұрын
I’m your genetics part Didn’t the sunken scrolls already said that the squids evolved,
@zuzukram 5 жыл бұрын
oh shiz thats true
@bucket-toleraters27 5 жыл бұрын
OMG YES IT DID LE GASP So we already knew this before he made this but his videos are funny UwU
@carlosjovel85 5 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if the comment above me is ironic or not but it actually gives me suicidal thoughts.
@ReiAnikaAyanami 5 жыл бұрын
@@carlosjovel85 considering their name, i believe it isn't ironic :^(
@xoiyoub 2 жыл бұрын
I wish MatPat makes another Splatoon theory after Splatoon 3 comes out
@SplatMack Жыл бұрын
Hearing him say "Ink War" just made me so mad
@XOXO_4N1M4T10N Жыл бұрын
Same.. It's *TURF* WAR! *TURF!*
@Iplasterer 6 жыл бұрын
This is probably really late but in Stage 14 of the single-player campaign in Splatoon 2 Marie says to Agent 4: “Surprised you haven’t broken any bones! Well squids don’t have bones so...”
@crowandcat 6 жыл бұрын
GalaxyTear Obviously Marie has education. Callie puts on shades she knows will hypnotize her. #MarieBestGirl
@HoshiArt 7 жыл бұрын
8 legged overlords... OUR SAVIOR LORD HELIX HAS COME
@iceend1480 7 жыл бұрын
No Arceus is greater
@jamesmartin6851 7 жыл бұрын
BLASPHEMY! SMITE THE FOOL!
@toxicturtle9077 7 жыл бұрын
HAIL OMANYTE! LONG LIVE HELIX!
@pierreaoun9600 7 жыл бұрын
Why do you people still exist
@xetoegaming 7 жыл бұрын
ALL PRAISE THE HELIX! FOREVER ITS RAIN! PRAISE THE SQUID!
@stopanimatecreep3400 2 жыл бұрын
If the cartoon cat was in inkopolis, when meggy was around 7 to 12, this would explain why we don't get to see meggy's parents that more often
@xLeLeEx 3 жыл бұрын
My game theory is that millions of years after mammal went extinct, squid managed to evolve into squid people and back. They started making structures and forming civilizations when they discovered how different coloured ink affected them. They started making weaponry and attacking each other trying to coverage much land as possible with their own ink varient. With Splatoon 2 a d the Octo expansion, they got an enemy. They were octopuses that had gone onto land but formed diffrently. They saw how the world now was about fighting and fought strong. Agents were sent out to stop them but scientists thought to create a better version and more human (well at this stage more inkling like) octonarians. They first had some that escaped but set the rest into war. Hope that makes sence. 😊
@lovinghating 7 жыл бұрын
MatPat: No more dark games Also MatPat: *post fnaf theory a week later*
@grantcantgame 4 жыл бұрын
(anyone gonna tell him that they are already confirmed in game to be squids fully)
@11regretful31 4 жыл бұрын
By him
@jimeenalterna 4 жыл бұрын
the vid was uploaded 3 years ago tho
@squibbymun4463 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimeenalterna And this is five months old but imam reply anyways. See literally anyone who has seen literally anything in the lore knows that they are just... evolved squids. It aint even in Splatoon 2 it's in Splatoon 1
@Oddle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I did
@flamexp9867 2 жыл бұрын
I guess he just proved how they are squids then.
@jimuelyutrago2577 Жыл бұрын
Nintendo: Makes a game about squid kids with ink guns with a slogo kid or squid* MatPat: Teaches a whole biology class*
@Strawbjello_ Жыл бұрын
Imagine In biology you have to do squid stuff and whatever and you say to your friends H E R E watch this
@rylansparks3782 2 жыл бұрын
Dude there are so many cooler theory's on this game and you did one. Please do some more. It's what your for. This is a very interesting game
@sylvia7961 5 жыл бұрын
i love how you completely mixed up squids and octopuses throughout the episode. p.s. I used octopuses because while the greek plural IS octopodes, the english one is octopuses
@aprilhatcher 5 жыл бұрын
I always hear the plural term for octopus is octopie and I live in the USA
@uxieorsomething 5 жыл бұрын
octopi
@erikasanchez2448 5 жыл бұрын
Lol did u Google it to
@whyyouhere4039 5 жыл бұрын
Jactertieme its actole αχταποδια in greek(i know that you cant tipe in greece/greek and i sey that cuz well idk) but you ar right actole
@TastyPieyay 7 жыл бұрын
As a biochemist when Mat Pat said 'when our DNA gets copied there is a lot of junk in it' I shed a single tear. My man has no respect for intron functionality and the benefits of having more regulation by alternative splicing :(
@The_Remage 7 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who understands this aswell!
@rachelholden792 7 жыл бұрын
MLG Jesus wait introns are actually used for something?
@drakey2000 7 жыл бұрын
MLG Jesus we arnt all biochemist my friends. He kept it simple to thr core
@kidz9499 7 жыл бұрын
As an American highschool student I can very firmly state that I can't conceive a single reason he'd mention all that. Sorry bro.
@averagejoessb3110 7 жыл бұрын
+Cynist yeah exactly he basically uses science for dummies
@scottposton3428 3 жыл бұрын
"Precision shots with the charger" -when your charger only works at a certain angle and you find that angel
@fartherthanspace4473 3 жыл бұрын
one of these days we'll get a splatoon lore theory
@19sanso 7 жыл бұрын
Can everyone forget the theory for now? Let's take a minute's silence for the editing in ALL of MatPat's videos.
@luxs3329 7 жыл бұрын
Sanso Definitely
@moocow3592 7 жыл бұрын
Sanso What I was thinking
@tagpplgames1191 7 жыл бұрын
YASSS
@NyanMango 7 жыл бұрын
Sanso Not to mention all the research he does. This guy is fantastic.
@yaboii7903 7 жыл бұрын
MatPat, in my opinion, is the world's best KZfaqr.
@eliben4066 7 жыл бұрын
When we play splatoon, we roll kids into their own pile of blood and squid flesh
@hud5307 7 жыл бұрын
Smith Peter But it is also rolling kids into puddles of ammunition
@wonkydrive5080 6 жыл бұрын
I come from the land of the future with Splatoon 2 having been released for the Nintendo switch with a wuote from marina, “this really gets my ink pumping.”
@Spiral_Squid 6 ай бұрын
Splatoon 3 confirmed that the inklings and octolings had rapidly accelerated human-themed evolution because of crystals, (look up the alterna logs for elaboration). Inkling is a species of squid that can transform into a humanoid squid. They moved on to land after all of the humans died in a flood caused by themselves.
@lazy_eli 3 жыл бұрын
i wish he did more splatoon theories :(
@DigitalAshTCG 7 жыл бұрын
*maybe you're a Skid*
@DigitalAshTCG 7 жыл бұрын
if you mix skid & weaboo, you get Skiddo! the goat bicycle Pokémon. so, there's that
@CrystalUranium 7 жыл бұрын
PokéPulls by ShinyMegaGengar9001 nah you're a kwid
@rhyno4152 7 жыл бұрын
what *T H E F U C K* does skiddo have to do with weaboos
@CappuccinoSquid 7 жыл бұрын
or a quid.
@chegorach1779 7 жыл бұрын
i'm a sqid
@rekelleyca 5 жыл бұрын
He could have skipped all of this because in one of the sunken scrolls in the first game, the scroll show that squids had evolve into Inklings.
@achoch Жыл бұрын
Content
@grapeygirl9822 3 жыл бұрын
im rewatching in 2021 and splatoon 3 just got reviled ah memories of watching this in 2017
@nugg3tman116 Жыл бұрын
matpat really needs to do more lore of the sunken scrolls
@bbbaaaalllls457 4 жыл бұрын
as level 50 in splatoon i can say, “im a noob.”
@arandompersonwhodoesrandom4462 3 жыл бұрын
In Splatoon 1, it’s the maximum level. In Splatoon 2 it’s still a high level.
@butter-for-fingers6199 2 жыл бұрын
Hwhat’s your favorite weapon
@bbbaaaalllls457 2 жыл бұрын
THIS ACCOUTN IS SO EMBARRASSING... im now lvl 125 💗
@bbbaaaalllls457 2 жыл бұрын
@@butter-for-fingers6199 eliter scope and any charger in general ! (not including.. kensa chargers.)
@andrewg5188 5 жыл бұрын
Matpat: "Do you even dictionary, bro?" Me: Actually, "octopodes" is not technically an official English word. It originated from people who thought the word was Greek derived, and no one uses it anymore. The official word to describe the plural of octopus is just "octopuses". Also, "octopi" is basically the same thing as "octopodes"; it's not technically correct.
@woomy_jpeg 2 жыл бұрын
We need more splatoon theories!!! There is so much lore and unanswered questions!!!!! *sad veemo noises*
@pluto_barss Жыл бұрын
You know I think it would be funny if matpat did a lore theory on like grizzco or something now that splatoon 3 is right around the corner
@ManicTheWusky Жыл бұрын
yeah i hope
@masonblack2360 6 жыл бұрын
welcome to gay 0:01
@baralto8336 6 жыл бұрын
Squid Doodle hahahahah
@honeyhenson7576 6 жыл бұрын
Squid Doodl
@honeyhenson7576 6 жыл бұрын
Lole Damb
@honeyhenson7576 6 жыл бұрын
Squid Doodle
@monochromeink. 6 жыл бұрын
Squid Doodle Yeah, i knew someone's gonna write about it.
@noemilara4073 5 жыл бұрын
It literally says in the sunken scrolls ingame that they are squids who evolved to live on land and adopted freshness
@boopergoober 5 жыл бұрын
Noemi Lara Yeah... but that would make for a boring theory, so, SCIENCE!!!
@imtooclueless7202 5 жыл бұрын
This vid is now useless
@tylerourada9719 4 жыл бұрын
and the Wiki.
@kayleedraws948 4 жыл бұрын
EXACLY !!!! Thank god that im not the only one to notice that
@kyraking2073 4 жыл бұрын
Well class, if you open your textbooks to page 1, you'll see the entirety of human evolution. Have a nice day!
@relwithtoys1.615 2 жыл бұрын
Your joke actually make me laugh the best splatoon joke ever
@Autistic_Sandw1ch.official 2 жыл бұрын
Mat: BUT HEY, that’s just a theory!!! Me: But what about all that scientific evidence?????
@jurrasik9516 7 жыл бұрын
You didn't mention that the squids in Splatoon can't swim in water. Only ink. Does that make a difference?
@maia9471 7 жыл бұрын
Jurrasik ink squids, also they probably evolved to breathe on air so they would die in water similar to us
@DaDerpyBro 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, on the news program I think they talk about an allergy to water in levels abundant with traps leading to it.
@deltaxcd 7 жыл бұрын
Unless their ink is not water based that does not make any sense. And if their ink is not water based they must be a totally alien life form.
@HowardAnimations 7 жыл бұрын
Actually, in one of the Splatoon manga comics, they talk about how inklings don't dissolve in water, they just simply never learned how to swim (probably because they're so used to life on land) and just drown and dissipate into ink.
@12as34df5 7 жыл бұрын
A possible answer to this is osmosis. Water always moves from low concentrations of solutions to high concentration of solutions. So when an Inkling enters water the pool of water is in low concentration of ink when compared to the Inkling who has a high concentration of Ink. The water moves through the membrane of the squid and bursts the squid (why they have such a permeable membrane could be a theory by itself and it's here my answer falls apart). An example of this is blood cells, they travel through our body in plasma and if extracted from the body and placed in water it would cause the water to rush into the cell, causing it to burst.
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