Game Theory: Real Tips for SURVIVING a Zombie Apocalypse (7 Days to Die)
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Zombies are EVERYWHERE -- in movies, in games, on TV. And for as ridiculous as it might seem to be attacked by the walking dead, it's much more science than fiction. Which begs the question, how do you survive the zombie apocalypse? Well, it's all about location, location, location. So where is the BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD to outlive the attacking zombie hordes? I think I may have found the answer!
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@kaemorgan9578 3 жыл бұрын
imagine all of us going there during a zombie apocalypse and it just becoming a game theory fan convention
@oldyoutubeacclol3097 2 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@brunobrekalo5502 2 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory, We're probably be scared for our lives 'cause, Zombies.
@KieraAAG 2 жыл бұрын
How funny would it be to see mat there a week after everyone else appear and we are guys like 😳😳😳😳
@jessicaosterberg164 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE LET ME JOIN-
@confused_lord1126 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Africa,Kenya and am already scheduled at the Canadian embassy
@jianng7795 7 жыл бұрын
In Mother Russia, zombies run from you.
@thekinginhisglasstower4320 7 жыл бұрын
In mother russia, you infect zombie.
@blackprofile6238 7 жыл бұрын
+That austrilain Guy with STD
@frankieschickenwings8430 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy
@csgoplayer6899 7 жыл бұрын
Vodka is zombie poison, so you are right comrade.
@Sc-mg7qq 7 жыл бұрын
AYYYYYYYYYYY
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
Matt: "Nobody would get another person infected on purpose" Karens: *_"You underestimate my stupidity..."_*
@duckgirl6792 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@aku8354 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@matthewwells2520 Жыл бұрын
Oh God oh God oh God! Not another one!
@kaeleigh9367 Жыл бұрын
They no longer just want the manger….
@matthewwells2520 Жыл бұрын
@@kaeleigh9367 "Excuse me! I need to talk to God's manager. RIGHT NOW!"
@TheAlan136 Жыл бұрын
I think Matpat told us the number 3-4 spot and keep the best ones for himself. He is not a fool, he knows to protect himself first.
@nickklassen2791 Жыл бұрын
Nah man I live in Norfolk, it’s goated
@lukeorendorff1293 4 ай бұрын
Matpats going to iceland
@taliahardy9184 25 күн бұрын
@@lukeorendorff1293 no I think it would be Greenland
@randomagender8205 2 жыл бұрын
If there’s anything I’ve learned from 2020 it’s that we’d all die in a zombie apocalypse. Some people would say that the zombies are fake, some people would hide their bites. We’d all be screwed.
@doodiepieface 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@julianhana2360 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@paisleesheppard5629 2 жыл бұрын
Well I'd preemptively start axing the ppl I know are idiots. And probably domesticatie bunch of zombies on accident from leaving meant strewn around, oops.
@todd7104 2 жыл бұрын
…there is a legit zombie virus now. IM NOT KIDDING!!! THE ZOMBIE VIRUS CELL IS STRONGER THAN OUR ANTI-BODIES!!! (Science stuff in case your too dumb too understand) and scientist are trying too COPY IT!!!!!!! The scientists are trying to kill us.
@ebeatz974 2 жыл бұрын
@@todd7104 ok......lol, whats it called again bud? XD
@RainyXP 7 жыл бұрын
just give the zombies a snickers bar they are not the same when they are hungry.
@jediyeti4470 6 жыл бұрын
RainyPlaysGames yes. yes. awesome
@Girlyvader 6 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSS OMG YESSSSSS
@RainyXP 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Kimble thanks 😄
@galladegamer7332 6 жыл бұрын
snickers:brain flavor
@kittenbot2499 6 жыл бұрын
RainyPlaysGames lol
@god_2.0_the_better_version Жыл бұрын
Wait, would zombies fight zombies? Tear each other apart? Or would you be able to make yourself both smell and look like a zombie and fit right in? Would they retain the knowledge of flying aircraft and such all on their own? How much would being a zombie hinder or help them? I have too many questions for a theoretical scenario...
@harold6953 Жыл бұрын
If they're the walking dead walkers then we'll just cover ourselves with guts
@INACTVI Жыл бұрын
Watch walking dead. Now. I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun.
@DumbDummy1983 Жыл бұрын
@@harold6953 to be fair you gotta be real careful with covering yourself with infected meat, one accidental taste or inconveniently placed cut/scrape and you're infected
@diskont9605 Жыл бұрын
fighting - i don't think they would, as zombies literally rot and NOBODY would be willing to eat rotten food(even with deteriorating brains)(also maybe a one species thing) unsure about smell, it could work... just wait until someone else tests it even if they'd retain the knowledge, zombies brain are expected to be deteriorating, so nah, won't be useful, not considering their physical inability to fly aircrafts and stuff(i don't think PvZ stuff is possible) for the last one - they would be stupid, but strong(probably) and there would be a LOT of them for sure
@alexcat6 Жыл бұрын
no, no, no, and it would hinder them a lot
@cryomancer20x68 2 жыл бұрын
There's one major flaw in this. You forgot military resistance to this. If zombies are real, the national guard is going out in full force and if that fails - nuclear option.
@randomguy128 Жыл бұрын
but the radiation would mutate the zombies
@sorat99 Жыл бұрын
Con plan 8888 one of a few unclassified military war plans developed as a training plan it is still fully functional in case the zombies come for us and nukes are there in the plan
@user-iq7mk3gb9w Жыл бұрын
In 24 hours, all major cities on Earth, gone. Guns and missiles will be left to rust without operators. His theory assume a zombie outbreak in the extreme level.
@sorat99 Жыл бұрын
@@randomguy128 when a nuke goes off it burns hotter than the sun and if you are close to the center of the blast it will litterly atomize the zombies
@loganhayes7251 11 ай бұрын
@Michael Doyle first off, they would still die because whether bad mutations halt/disable them or the heat literally incinerated them
@Dsr-Quantum34 7 жыл бұрын
Just make another channel and call a survival theory
@KataOnCrack 7 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Jay-iz6dg 7 жыл бұрын
MatPat CREATE ANOTHER CHANNEL CALLED SURVIVAL THEORY!!!!!
@ismailhafizzudin7751 7 жыл бұрын
I want to ask..do u guys really want zombie in u country....u gonna said yes for now but when zombie had...u gonna be so really really sad or regret
@swordbrine6498 7 жыл бұрын
ikr
@trevordaugerdas5811 7 жыл бұрын
If you watch the film theory "how to survive the hunger games" he actually makes a joke about this being a channel
@nuc982 7 жыл бұрын
3 days without water huh? but you're matpat so 3 hours without diet coke
@pain361 7 жыл бұрын
nucleotic 13 OMG😂😂😂
@tahjajarrett9709 7 жыл бұрын
nucleotic 13 I've gone three days without drinking .... let's just say. I'm a dead ma
@calling4630 7 жыл бұрын
nucleotic 13 haha xD
@junplays6356 7 жыл бұрын
nucleotic 13 too true
@orarinnhelgijonsson67 7 жыл бұрын
nucleotic 13 more like 20 minutes
@silvrnightingale Жыл бұрын
I could actually imagine getting there, seeing a bunch of MatPat fans hanging out, growing food, and just building a whole community together. I wonder what we would call it... Theory Town, Matburg... The possibilities are finite, but our imaginations are not!
@OliFennecFox 2 жыл бұрын
Based on a lot of these, my current location isn't that far from safety. I live in Scotland and it would only take maybe an hour or two to get to the Highlands which has clean water, massive mountains, low population density, cold temperatures to kill bugs, etc.
@brunyplayswastaken Жыл бұрын
I also live in Scotland... Meet you there when the world goes to shite mate?
@OliFennecFox Жыл бұрын
@@brunyplayswastaken Scots together strong
@brunyplayswastaken Жыл бұрын
@@OliFennecFox Indeed, my friend. During the horde night we drink copious amounts of buckfast and irn bru and eat copious amounts of munchie boxes and greggs.
@OliFennecFox Жыл бұрын
@@brunyplayswastaken I look forward to the apocalypse now
@thomasgamevids7269 8 ай бұрын
@@OliFennecFoxis this average Scottish chat
@kierancochrane6181 3 жыл бұрын
MatPat saying that people wouldn't try to get others infected on purpose: Karens in 2020
@silver_carbide 3 жыл бұрын
People: No you can't just walk around without a mask Karens: Ha ha, I wanna see the manager then....
@bryangonzalez4216 3 жыл бұрын
You need you wear a space suit on mars Karen's no I have a medical condition that makes me not able to wear a space suit and if you don't let me I gonna call the manager
@Bananananananananan 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryangonzalez4216 make them not where a space suit so they die
@_TheCartoonist_ 3 жыл бұрын
Dude yup
@telisia5168 3 жыл бұрын
See how these tips don't work? They only work if we are ALL smart people. We already have 3 months to prepare since the news from china and yet here we are. People ONLY react when they see their loved ones DYING, or in this case, becoming a zombie in front of their eyes. People are stupid.
@THE5lash 3 жыл бұрын
A real tip to survive: Be the camera man
@paisleesheppard5629 3 жыл бұрын
Nowadays: school teachers would be mistaken for zombies by the zombies. They'd be having End of the World zoom parties and laugh hysterically when the zombies give them a shoulder pat like "Hang in there, guys."
@ZenoDLC 2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist : The movie is about a bunch of cameramen surviving a zombie apocalypse
@yousifzanganah4137 2 жыл бұрын
or be the director
@NoName-cu2qc 2 жыл бұрын
There was a movie where the camera man die
@yousifzanganah4137 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoName-cu2qc just be the editor or directer
@Kolastat 11 ай бұрын
I would love to see MatPat revisit this theory with the stats from Covid to see how it held up
@MrSmash-oq1rj Жыл бұрын
This is also assuming zombies wouldnt slowly rot, and no one would be actively trying to eliminate zombies
@adyeri9831 4 жыл бұрын
Of all times, KZfaq decides that now, during a pandemic, a three year old video on how to survive a zombie apocalypse would be perfect to recommend.
@mmmbored7939 4 жыл бұрын
My gun will finally come into use
@lulup8199 4 жыл бұрын
@@mmmbored7939 you have to use a silent way or they will hear you.
@bluejacob403 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@jasonk7675 4 жыл бұрын
viewership increases, demonetisations happen at the same time, profits for KZfaq. Problem? KZfaq be like All your monetisation are belong to us.
@cheshirerewop3820 4 жыл бұрын
It's truly in light of the Finland's new death cases being -1 thing and KZfaq is just trying to prepare you for the coming zombie outbreak.
@lixy99 3 жыл бұрын
I- I want a 10 minute video of Mat just showing his search history
@junnrhillgailanan3429 2 жыл бұрын
ok your weird... i’m liking
@Jonny-tn1pe 2 жыл бұрын
Please
@gissellaramirez3787 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@thesomaliteacher5871 2 жыл бұрын
how much does he study
@personman2346 2 жыл бұрын
@@junnrhillgailanan3429 ok your weird im liking START THE CHAIN
@metalhead-qs6sk 8 ай бұрын
The problem with mosquitoes transporting the disease is that they don't actually suck your blood. It's your blood pressure that forces the blood into the mosquitoe. They track the host by using your breath, pheromones, and body heat. So unless the zombies still have a pumping heart, those mosquitoes wouldn't be able to find the zombie, let alone get any blood out of it.
@cocoa6671 17 күн бұрын
for at least a while the zombies are still alive, and would attract mosquitos. they could pass the disease to their offspring and continue to hunt the remaining living humans, who are continuously turned to zombies. also, the smell of blood could (depending on the virus) draw zombies to your area. so best to avoid them anyway
@Loverofcats12 Жыл бұрын
I have always feared zombies cause you never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.
@BloodTide76 7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist... Ontario is actually 2nd best... and Mat is keeping #1 to himself lmao
@colinz226 7 жыл бұрын
i agree and i think i know which is best, and it is in my home state WOOT
@jamesmills-baker7007 7 жыл бұрын
what about the military its there think about it it would kill all the zombies
@deamontana596 7 жыл бұрын
I thought of something similar, the simulations stuck to a traditional model for disease spreading, and did not seem to take human response into account. But military bases would probably be a bad idea for two reasons 1) other people who have the same idea 2) the military would likely be poorly equipped to deal with zombies, they would be reluctant to fire on civilians (zombies), and are taught to aim for center of mass not the head (most books you read talk about this, it would likely take a while for people to realize that they need to shoot the head)
@BloodTide76 7 жыл бұрын
Darin Anderson The problem with that though is that is a scenario where nobody KNOWS what a zombie is. Thats how in any zombie movie it spreads so fast. By the time people figure out what to do, its way too late. If this were to happen in modern reality it would take the population as a whole about 20 minutes to figure out exactly what they need to do and would be all over every social media feed and news cast within the hour. People would be much more prepared to defend themselves with the already known knowledge of how to take care of this. There is a good possibility our modern civilization could snuff a zombie apocalypse before it even got its foot in the door.
@deamontana596 7 жыл бұрын
BloodTide That is the point that I was trying to make (I don't think that I phrased it very good), but every time there is a disease outbreak in the world it is all over the media. The governments and disease prevention organizations would be able to handle small scale outbreaks, I was only referring to being ill prepared if you went to a military base. Your best option would either be to stay inside or get to a low population area very fast.
@hammieli1875 7 жыл бұрын
Ill grow plants, not to eat, but to fight zombies
@kelissandra6422 7 жыл бұрын
Hammie Li plant gatling peas with torchwood for firepower with armored wallnuts in front
@Ethan-io7fh 6 жыл бұрын
Hammie Li Nah, Just Buy 200 Lawnmowers, And A Bunch Of Doom Shrooms
@ieatrocks8318 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, you just need a rifle, a cricket bat and Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.
@alexandrelima3543 6 жыл бұрын
Hammie Li planta vs zombies😂😂😂
@kenni2242 6 жыл бұрын
Alexandre Lima lol
@TV--- Жыл бұрын
I've been living in Norfolk since the start. The soil here actually used to be terrible for anything other than tobacco, and one of the worst places to live, if you weren't a tobacco farmer, but then it turned into a lumber place, but a guy got frustrated and planted a bunch of tree walls which stopped the wind. creating one of the best farming areas in Canada. Lots of history here
@maxine3161 9 ай бұрын
I will never get over how metal the intro is years later
@typryor2227 3 жыл бұрын
When your entire town is infected, but you have a pack of sun flower seeds and an open lawn:
@LutasticLu 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there...
@i_hart_camo1829 3 жыл бұрын
*Peashooting Intensifies*
@judgementalcowfish9901 3 жыл бұрын
All you need now is a few walnuts and pea plants.
@Blues.EXE39 3 жыл бұрын
you need some of those hypno shrooms to turn the zombies on youre side
@i_hart_camo1829 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blues.EXE39 Now I realize that druggies in the pvz universe have the upper hand
@julienjeanbourquin1756 2 жыл бұрын
Theorie: He actually gave us the 2nd best location and kept the 1st for himself 👀🤔😂
@That0neLozer 2 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL
@nukeariesdiana2476 2 жыл бұрын
He Will get the best spot for himself
@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx 2 жыл бұрын
i just watched and commented the almost exact same thought…lol
@toonasag 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@That0neLozer 2 жыл бұрын
@@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx …lol
@hannahcrossett3415 Жыл бұрын
"Because they're zombies, they don't know they're sick" meets dormant period before symptoms appear. I'd love to see MatPat make a follow-up video after the global pandemic experience.
@tommyfox854 3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, that's gonna be a video I'd LOVE ta see. =)
@lmfao7717 2 жыл бұрын
Matt, you know you just gave us the formula to find the second best place to survive this
@Vshortcircuited 2 ай бұрын
literally. just save the charts and find the next common thread
@fortnitegameplayguy852 3 жыл бұрын
The reason you should go to Canada is because everyone is so kind, they’ll probably have to ask you before they bite you.
@lenahadley5878 3 жыл бұрын
If only that were really true. Thanks to the pandemic we see the true face of Canadians and it's not pretty.
@matthieugauthier5128 3 жыл бұрын
Lena Hadley there’s stupid people everywhere...we’re not actually nice people we’re just polite & mannered, just go see a hockey game or a Canadian at war, we’re far from nice xD
@insertusernamehere8324 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Drawinnunez 3 жыл бұрын
Canada is overrated change my mind
@tuesday1672 3 жыл бұрын
Ali Hussain it is. We’re not very different from every other country.
@Molinaridude 7 жыл бұрын
If Plague Inc. has taught us anything is that we should go to Greenland
@Gakulon 7 жыл бұрын
Or Madagascar
@ruddthree8105 7 жыл бұрын
Both of those are good...
@aidancullinan7649 7 жыл бұрын
Or Indonesia/Philippines
@cyborgcatrj6794 7 жыл бұрын
Too many insects for Madagascar...
@froggod9395 7 жыл бұрын
If Plague Inc has taught me anythign its.. GOD DAMNIT IM LATE
@rand0m426 Жыл бұрын
How did i miss this absolute gem of an intro.
@Mystik671 Жыл бұрын
I'm probably late, but I think Palau might be the best place, not too populated, lots of places to go to, especially the Rock Islands, lots of sea and land animals to catch, self sustaining plants, only two seasons rainy and sunny, you can farm taro and tapioca. One of the biggest problems would be typhoons, though. Might need to learn how to boat without gas though.
@angelchamu835 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2020 sure hits different
@phattcat2997 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah😳
@user-jv1ox2rl7h 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@user-cv8xu2yk7m 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@samiajefferson6634 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@happimiko 3 жыл бұрын
*it really does*
@madisonk4344 3 жыл бұрын
2020: *grins* Everyone:*softly* don't....
@carolyna6950 3 жыл бұрын
2020: “Hold my beer”
@matthewwriter9539 3 жыл бұрын
Me: instead of holding your beer, can I smash your kneecaps with this sledgehammer?
@alienstoner4206 3 жыл бұрын
*Do it
@madisonk4344 3 жыл бұрын
@@alienstoner4206 lmao
@Googoo_gagaTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@carolyna6950 more like “hold my virus
@potato-oo8oj Жыл бұрын
loving the intro matpat 🤣🤣
@bennyboi289 Жыл бұрын
2016 game theory was the best "era of game theory"in my opinion
@im_kj 3 жыл бұрын
“Be safe around the apocalypse.” - a message from Game Theory
@imbored7579 3 жыл бұрын
i hAvE mY riGHtS
@atreyos846 3 жыл бұрын
Be safe from corona
@foro2533 Жыл бұрын
"Hop on a train Fly away on a plane Build a fort around your bed Sitck a knife into a zombie's head 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die Be safe around the apocalypse a message from matpat"
@nathanoakes6610 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is a time traveler, he wants the wall to stop the zombies.
@doob626 7 жыл бұрын
+Joe Butthead Hey, he may act like a dick to them now but he's thinking about the future of mankind, not just 'Merica.
@poisonnettle9521 7 жыл бұрын
Ya but he's still a idiot
@abobobini 7 жыл бұрын
an* Maybe you should take some time to look introspectively at yourself.
@christianganalongo9482 7 жыл бұрын
maybe true
@joshuamendoza8347 7 жыл бұрын
Mexicans aren't zombies
@ThatsMe123. Жыл бұрын
8:24 even zombies don’t mess with Texas 😂
@cyclone_23x Жыл бұрын
Epic video and love the depth you went through to come to your conclusion! Subscribed to the channel and liked the video. Immediate fan here!
@arat2028 4 жыл бұрын
"You die in three hours without a shelter." Me : **laughs in they can't get me if i'm already dead**
@hurtalloy9397 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is my friend told me a while ago if he was a zombie he would just sit on the couch and play video games. Seems reasonable if you still have a bit of a mind.
@arat2028 4 жыл бұрын
@@hurtalloy9397 That does sound nice, you don't need to sleep, eat or drink, nor do you have to get up to use the bathroom. The only problem would be that your dead body would begin decomposing and will probably fall apart after a while.
@arat2028 4 жыл бұрын
@@hurtalloy9397 still better than running after people that'll probably find a way to bash your brains in with roadside debris lol
@aidanscott5369 4 жыл бұрын
Please subscribe to me please
@plagueofmoths 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot he said that. Three hours without a shelter? maybe in a flood. i've spent 5 hours straight outside without a shelter in the middle of winter (I'm in utah in the US). sure, it wasn't fun, but i'm not dead yet, am i?
@painnful 4 жыл бұрын
"You die 3 hours without shelter" Me: **goes out a 5 hour mountain hike**
@iku9325 4 жыл бұрын
HIKE.. HIKE... THAT MEANS YOU GET TO HAVE AT LEAST A WARM TENT AND SLEEPING BAG
@hurtalloy9397 4 жыл бұрын
@@iku9325 uhhhhh, you realize I have stuff like that in my basement which can be taken with me. They are also everywhere so if you have time go for those or more likely thick coats for colder areas.
@aidanscott5369 4 жыл бұрын
Please subscribe to me please
@theboogboi1759 4 жыл бұрын
3 hours in harsh conditions without shelter
@stardustlover8446 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@ricochet0928 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives directly across from a cemetery, this kind of scenario is something that's almost constantly in the back of my mind 😂😭
@a_forestghoul 16 күн бұрын
Coming back to this episode now that 7 Days to Die has officially announced their 1.0 launch
@archerking2784 4 жыл бұрын
If plague inc has taught me anything, then the two safest places are Greenland and Madagascar.
@hunterofdarkness8329 4 жыл бұрын
Greenland has been taken over Madagascar is our only hope now
@itzsaltyz9955 3 жыл бұрын
Sweden
@hunterofdarkness8329 3 жыл бұрын
@@itzsaltyz9955 Will pewds agree?
@AS256 3 жыл бұрын
No it's Antarctica because it's never been infected
@wallywallendo 3 жыл бұрын
Nope just Greenland
@meepmeep3397 4 жыл бұрын
Me playing plauge inc *whisper* what about greenland
@acdsarc11 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that Greenland whenever I play that. I'm pretty sure it would be good for farming though.
@Beat105k 4 жыл бұрын
@@acdsarc11 I always hated Madagaskar even more.
@galaxyrose4334 4 жыл бұрын
Damn greenland.
@StinkyKraken 4 жыл бұрын
I had the same problem lol
@pietersfilms5171 4 жыл бұрын
You cant grow plants there
@Autumn-er7rg 15 күн бұрын
If there's anything I learned, it's that zombies are real and matpat will one day flee to a place where he won't be having fans asking for an autograph
@pestylucas7406 3 жыл бұрын
“I like to think of it like a school fire drill, but with zombies” So...a school fire drill then
@GhostHunterDipperPines 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you’re school has zombies too?
@blessedwolfNotAFurry 3 жыл бұрын
@@GhostHunterDipperPines who's doesn't??????
@Soggyshark82 3 жыл бұрын
BlessedWolf uhhh my school
@blessedwolfNotAFurry 3 жыл бұрын
@@Soggyshark82 HAU
@insertusernamehere8324 3 жыл бұрын
Ye.
@sciencewizard2861 3 жыл бұрын
nobody: 2020: write that down! write that down!
@danivallance-mackenzie6579 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@finnmuller9079 3 жыл бұрын
It's 2021 now. Hey...
@H4L0FOREAL 3 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Drew fr
@badquality0518 3 жыл бұрын
It’s
@sciencewizard2861 3 жыл бұрын
@@badquality0518 ?
@enchu7838 Жыл бұрын
if we make sure none of us are infected we could make a whole community base thingy helping each otherr
@C4ndyC4d3t 11 ай бұрын
0:02 That is top tier singing voice from matpat
@kjames3888 3 жыл бұрын
"the fastest virus to spread, that we know of" 2020: hold my covid tests
@szariq7338 3 жыл бұрын
@@EggsaladSupreme They're not specific enough to differ Covid from chlamydia.
@madradiator0557 3 жыл бұрын
Is that where all they went
@lenahadley5878 3 жыл бұрын
Now we know if a zombie plague hits us the safest place is China. Stay away from North America if you know what's best for you. If the virus doesn't get you the mass panick will.
@steveweast475 3 жыл бұрын
@@lenahadley5878 you'd know that if you played Plague Inc.
@malaiahooks2215 3 жыл бұрын
xDD
@Chicken-coop 4 жыл бұрын
Friendly Canadian zombies. They'd ask you first before they even bite you
@lolbosss 4 жыл бұрын
Zombie bites you You bite back
@Coffnist_Charm 4 жыл бұрын
Zombie walks up to you, Zombie: Cun me brte tou You: whut Zombie: Cough* cough* Oh sorry about that, had something in my throat. Uh as I was saying can I bite you?
@LiLemonDrop 4 жыл бұрын
C M Consents important 😂🤷🏻♀️
@spexterjt2962 4 жыл бұрын
@@Coffnist_Charm as a Canadian you may be right
@abdelrahmanamr651 4 жыл бұрын
@@Coffnist_Charm I will say no and just continue running
@lincolnkoller760 Жыл бұрын
" With the Great Lakes in the US" As a Canuck, I declare a war of extermination on Matpat.
@cheshire8426 Жыл бұрын
So I did some research matpat, and im sorry to tll you it was ridiculously easy for me to find the best place to live other than that place. IG i will be seeing you in the apocalypse!
@keenanmeyer5511 7 жыл бұрын
So, if I want to survive, I have to be a Canadian vegan farmer? I'd rather be a zombie, please pass the brains...
@PinkSparklyBatman 7 жыл бұрын
Would you like salt with those brains?
@mammn9500 7 жыл бұрын
I already am a zombie. And would you like some figures on the side with your brains?
@42Fossy 7 жыл бұрын
You can always catch and eat animals and fish, bub.
@Adrian-kx4ng 7 жыл бұрын
just eat your dog then your friends
@no45 7 жыл бұрын
+FuzzyPickles42 soon enough all animals during it will DIE
@pleasehelp3319 4 жыл бұрын
Cheese
@sinlock8432 4 жыл бұрын
Well we are all f***ed aren’t we
@501ststormtrooper9 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it starts in Yukon. A very cold place.
@hetaluna9844 4 жыл бұрын
Will they ask us to eat out brain and then apologize?
@starwberriez 4 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@serendipityfilms6769 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny. I live in this province
@Tenebris- 2 жыл бұрын
"seven days to die, you've got seven days to die" me: wrong episode, you should be in a "how to survive the Ring" video
@jacobrayner3378 4 жыл бұрын
3 hours without shelter Homeless people: hold my beer
@subzero4190295 3 жыл бұрын
The shelter part constitutes as protection from extreme weather. Homeless people usually have coats
@unnecessaryjourney634 3 жыл бұрын
icedragonIsLit r/whoooosshhh
@subzero4190295 3 жыл бұрын
@@unnecessaryjourney634 r/ihavereddit
@greaseman6825 3 жыл бұрын
-Lilac Skyz- shut up gacha furry.
@jacobrayner3378 3 жыл бұрын
@@greaseman6825 geuss that where they will hide
@jamestdc7485 2 жыл бұрын
“In 7 days about 50% of the US is nocked out” My boy forgot about Alaska and Hawaii
@michellefitzgerald1335 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah good luck getting there lol
@audreysmith9303 2 жыл бұрын
hawaii would just start a kingdom all over again
@elix9r 2 жыл бұрын
*knocked
@doodiepieface 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about airplanes
@linkholder 2 жыл бұрын
@@michellefitzgerald1335 nah, Imma build a boat.
@felicitybutler9424 10 ай бұрын
I'm literally shaking, I live in the UK. i am terrified, pls let this never happed
@I_eat_sandwich Жыл бұрын
omg, Matpad use my school picture at 3:04 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
@enderdrane 3 жыл бұрын
"the zombie outbreak is faster than any disease.." ronavirus: hold my beer
@monke6912 3 жыл бұрын
Its slower
@enderdrane 3 жыл бұрын
@@monke6912 do the research kid. it is slower now but if you look at when i posted this and searched up the rate of infection from the time, you would notice that it is more infectious than the zombie outbreak.
@monke6912 3 жыл бұрын
@@enderdrane china warned america and if zombies are faster why did taked so long to get to my country i am from croatia you shitass
@monke6912 3 жыл бұрын
We arent from same country i am not kid i and i know how long did it taked time to come to my country
@enderdrane 3 жыл бұрын
@@monke6912 look, it may seem that it will take time to get into the country, but in reality, it could've been right next to you before you knew that the virus existed. thats what happened with most people in large cities or small towns like mine. remember, it takes time for a virus to be identified, and takes more time to know its symptoms, and even more time to do test is you are positive or not. just keep that in mind. also, actually do the research and compare the rate of spread of the ronavirus to the zombie virus, and if your not, don't guess that the virus or whatever bad thing takes time for it to emerge, because most of the time, that is not the case what-so-ever.
@maxferrer570 6 жыл бұрын
If the zombies are just people infected with a disease and they wouldn't drink water rationally they would just die out in about 3 days right?
@psk5896 6 жыл бұрын
Mind Blown!!
@identitycrisis1093 6 жыл бұрын
Theoretically, no. Since they dont need water to sustain bodily fuctions such as regulating temprature. But, Zombies will eventually decay since they are basically a car for the pathogen they are carrying, And at one point in time, they would just faint in exuastion since everything they do expends energy.
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 6 жыл бұрын
fungus infused preserved flesh like italian pork- just need to refill on blood now
@mayonaka2462 6 жыл бұрын
Cloby // Chloe Thank you for being positive.
@melaniemceachren9522 6 жыл бұрын
Cloby // Chloe no the virus would keep them alive
@justaguywholikesanime Жыл бұрын
as someone who lives in Atlanta this scared the heck out of me
@pedrobroek2228 Жыл бұрын
I think rain is something you should consider too, bc here in Europe during falls to spring it rains very often so cooking rainwater ain’t a bad idea either for survival and i think the problem with ticks is minimal it isn’t too damn bad, and the population well we don’t have many guns in Europe so that’s a major issue but there’s a possibility.
@fw_corazon 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Matpat: how Minecrafts lore is connected to the assassination of JFK
@rew1677 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I've seen this one before
@rew1677 4 жыл бұрын
Its like you stole it
@fw_corazon 4 жыл бұрын
@@rew1677 lmao i did steal it and everyone probably knows but i just like to make people laugh
@rew1677 4 жыл бұрын
@@fw_corazon hey dont feel bad i also stole this response
@jonathanruedisueli9448 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@user-mj1xb3ue7h 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, before I watch this video I'm just gonna say this: I'm in Canada, we have relatively low population density, tons of fresh water, wildlife for food, vegetation. I would just move up north more so I the zombies couldn't move as fast.
@tannerlampman8649 7 жыл бұрын
Canada is not as safe as you think we are literally touching America so all those zombies from America are going to be coming right here to Canada also with the zombie hordes they wander so rural areas are just very easy to walk across so the safest place is nowhere
@jechxt9629 7 жыл бұрын
+Tanner Lampman the news would get to them better than the us
@alekhelgesen2744 7 жыл бұрын
alaska is more north
@EMontiel22 7 жыл бұрын
*ding ding ding* You are correct! haha xD
@gamenut112 7 жыл бұрын
the safest place to be is not where you might think, places like deserts and tundra and practically both the north and south poles are probably the safest places you can be, the harsher the climate the more safe you are from zack.
@RudyTheNinja 9 ай бұрын
Hey Mr. Patt I can't believe I didn't get this sooner Dumb Ways to Die was such a great game I hope you have your kids play it, very educational about dangers you'd think would be obvious
@DulocGuardsman 2 жыл бұрын
You can build many villages with fortifications close enough to interact and do trading like one village grow cereal crops and another village grow legumes and another village have some livestocks and another located very near a body of water packed with fish so they trade some thing like eggs for bread or dairy for peas and beans maybe?, but the villages are still far enough so if one village got infected the other villages will be safe
@unknownpsychic248 5 жыл бұрын
A Canadian zombie would say "sorry" after biting someone
@saltycorn7083 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@luiginerd4productions658 5 жыл бұрын
I just imagine them saying, "Let's go eat some brains, eh?" "Right after I get some maple syrup and bagged milk, ok?"
@aramchek 5 жыл бұрын
Bullshit, they'd call you a "goof" (pedophile) and drunkenly try and start a fight with you, the myth about Canadians are dumb, I got harassed/threatened more in Ontario than I did in Detroit. Detroit IS more dangerous, but Canadians can be very aggressive and violent.
@corysartin4558 5 жыл бұрын
Damn 😂😂
@Eyed_TopHat 5 жыл бұрын
r/wooooosh
@nightterror9992 7 жыл бұрын
thing is he isn't weighing in terrorism,murder migration,riots which can be very important factors we are more likely to be killed by a human than a zombie
@nightterror9992 7 жыл бұрын
and the population density will totally change because everyone will go to ottowa so they will be fucked anyway so whatever you do your ideally fucked plus the pathogen will probably get u before a zombie
@lunarSoul0 7 жыл бұрын
I was about to bring that up to till 15:08 in the video. But yea the scenario for the video just takes into account the virus, people are still an important factor when considering the end times. Funny though I didn't take Zombie bugs into account.
@shins8509 7 жыл бұрын
That, is a very good point. I mean you can see the riot in Atlanta in Fear the walking dead, so MatPat didn't take that into account
@Hirsty566 7 жыл бұрын
Looters will be the bane of my existence
@gloreaf1850 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the 'lack of people' criteria.
@Ekud-Smearnof Жыл бұрын
The intro was so frickin nostalgic.
@SLEEEEEEEEEEP Жыл бұрын
Hey I already live in Canada! not in Ontario but I live pretty close so I just got a move there and then I'll be less paranoid!
@ArchangelSteve 7 жыл бұрын
If Plague, Inc taught me anything, it's that your best chance of avoiding infection is living in Greenland.
@patches4864 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@glitchyyy 7 жыл бұрын
So tru
@TG-bl9kr 7 жыл бұрын
Welp, I know Mats second option XD
@therealgamer2449 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed damn u greenland
@ArchangelSteve 7 жыл бұрын
joe mcnoe the World Health Organisation actually had the devs over to give a talk on how they modelled the spread of disease in the game, so I'd say it's pretty realistic.
@casssidyy711 6 жыл бұрын
Me: watches as the red on the map quickly spreads to where I live Me: "ok not going to bed now. Gotta get myself ready."
@milorodriguez3739 6 жыл бұрын
Creative Rabbit Mickey dolenz is my BABY
@drzion7295 6 жыл бұрын
Creative Rabbit i
@thomass2505 6 жыл бұрын
I made the first like 24 hours yeah Florida I will have to deal with the mosquitoes but they aren't that bad and I am in the upper part in the Panhandle
@surearvid315 6 жыл бұрын
Well i live in Europe, so i don't have a choice to say "same lol" -_-
@thelonepaperclip3241 6 жыл бұрын
Creative Rabbit ikr
@tommyduffy-2732 10 ай бұрын
"You better make like the uk and BREXIT that ____" is the best line I've heard matpat say in a WHILE
@brandonpeterson3619 3 ай бұрын
Watching this 7 years later and I'm now convinced mat just sent us all to a random spot in Canada to fight out the zombie apocalypse while he knows the true safest location to take his family and wait out the storm 😂😂😂
@leahhh6573 3 жыл бұрын
you will never know how I got this much likes
@libbyf51 3 жыл бұрын
leahhh same
@Loopzy_ 3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@tres8003 3 жыл бұрын
Heh...me and MatPat are working on a little......project.
@nnikibbear 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@ilikecats3131 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@DarmanitanDLuffy 6 жыл бұрын
And, Canadian Zombies have to ask to bite us, them being Canadian and all
@benski4987 6 жыл бұрын
MOST INSANE VLOGS *NOT CLICKBAIT* im Canadian and im going to enjoy not being a zombie eh
@benski4987 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry for everyone else
@aclown8758 6 жыл бұрын
I live in Canada wooooop
@DarmanitanDLuffy 6 жыл бұрын
happyningaturtle It’s just a joke bro.
@rebelliousramen 6 жыл бұрын
all i have to say is nope (im canadian)
@maxluk8664 Жыл бұрын
As a southwestern Ontarian I cant express how happy this video makes me
@fluorescentmuffin1684 Жыл бұрын
That intro gave me so many flashbacks
@theambitiousduck 4 жыл бұрын
2016 MatPat: Cancer? yea that can wait 2019 MatPat: *raises over a million for St. Jude*
@jaydeenjaramillo7161 4 жыл бұрын
MightyNighty7 lol
@saitamasupremesensei3641 4 жыл бұрын
MightyNighty7 GG
@then00dleman 4 жыл бұрын
Well IT did wait
@galaxyd33r93 4 жыл бұрын
It waited, it really did
@drippooh 4 жыл бұрын
I thought about that too!
@Liamg1999 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if during the Zombie Apocalypse alot of us go to Norfolk County, Ontario, Canada and we start a group of Survivalists called the The Matpatians. That would be hilarious.
@alphanight-fang6423 5 жыл бұрын
YES!! PLZ!! YES!!
@DespOIcito 5 жыл бұрын
MatPat Fans don’t need to know how to pronounce Norfolk
@zacharycarter1084 5 жыл бұрын
It'll be real life Fallout and we will be one of the factions
@roselia2102 5 жыл бұрын
Omg and there'd be that one person who doesn't know Matpat and randomly went there being like "What?"
@lowdemanddemon757 5 жыл бұрын
you are right not alot of people here know him @@BEGOBLOX
@Gwee0418 Күн бұрын
10:25 finish that sentence matpat. I dare you.
@_hatb 2 жыл бұрын
You should have a channel called life theory for videos like this
@RyzaTT 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone: Mentions the word Quarantine Someone in 2020: Too soon!
@MustKillAxel 3 жыл бұрын
me before the video : Zombies aint gon' stop me ! me after the video (with my insect phobia) : Guess ill die
@AidenLongo 2 жыл бұрын
People too often think they are as good at shooting and survival as they are in video games
@MustKillAxel 2 жыл бұрын
@@AidenLongo true
@LadyOnikara 2 жыл бұрын
I'd be one of the first ones to go. Especially since it's more than likely that the zombies are going to be faster than me.
@justananimeweeb6696 2 жыл бұрын
well thtat makes u more likely to avoid them
@hollow3083 2 жыл бұрын
):
@jason_always_painting3994 Жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't say where the second one is
@bellamcarthur2883 2 ай бұрын
Psssst, matpat, we should team up, I'll deal with the zombies and water if u deal with building and location. I'll be that one partner in the group that will actually help instead of doing nothing
@abithefallenhuman921 3 жыл бұрын
Don'timd me, just preparing for 2020's eventual zombie apocalypse.
@malaiahooks2215 3 жыл бұрын
same
@anushags3185 3 жыл бұрын
Good you will not get covid-19 and be safe
@Grace-ol2id 3 жыл бұрын
You say that like joke but everyday it seems more and more likely. This year has been just swell
@DJWixel 3 жыл бұрын
Keep dreaming lol
@kristiulrich9328 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@alyssa3046 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing; the place he "started" was in Atlanta, Georgia. Also known as where The Walking Dead took place.
@sebastiancalvey1226 4 жыл бұрын
Dont Go There...
@keiracopeland4721 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Lee you absolute legend
@daxx4829 4 жыл бұрын
No..... not me.....
@theliltlefroakie123 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph ceeeeezzzzaaaaaaa Anyone who played the walking dead :leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@soudapopp2799 4 жыл бұрын
Whoooo boy
@cheezitmanGG Жыл бұрын
I saw that place in Africa Mat Pat, and you can’t stop me from evacuating there to see you there.
@jaxsondixon3527 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that I would be safe for a while because I live close to a major airport
@radiationzack1012 4 жыл бұрын
Bugs would not spread the zombie virus because zombies would be cold blooded and mosquitoes only go after warm blooded animals
@Jpt1012 4 жыл бұрын
RadiationZack10 cool
@arandomperson8646 4 жыл бұрын
yeah because they detect breathing, and zombies don't breath (in a WWZ scenario they also don't really have blood, instead they have a viscous black liquid, which mosquitos would not go after)
@jamestrudell3074 4 жыл бұрын
They could if it came from a rat or a animal. Normally animals are not affected by the virus so they could suck the blood from the infected animal they go to a human
@arandomperson8646 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamestrudell3074 but that would require that animals would get a dormant strain of the virus, in the zombie survival guide it says that animals just don't get the disease, so maybe/maybe not
@gdcosmetic2259 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure but just to note mosquitoes aren't the only thing there are ticks bed bugs etc.
@bethan0l 7 жыл бұрын
I live in Europe... guys I'm screwed 😂
@9nikolai 7 жыл бұрын
Come to Norway, the best place to live in Europe when a zombie apocalypse is happening.
@tablekwan 7 жыл бұрын
live in Hong Kong doomed too
@TheSwedishDoc 7 жыл бұрын
* choughs * sweden * choughs * #SorryIJustHad2
@pandintea 7 жыл бұрын
Same but i live near military
@mastermage512 7 жыл бұрын
im in the uk i think i shoud be alright
@XXAnimeLover-AceXX 23 күн бұрын
all you need is the saviours, whispers or ricks group and you could be safe, or youll need a tank
@TheAverageDexter Жыл бұрын
You have no idea how many times I listen to that song when I was a little kid
@ArthurMorgan-_- 4 жыл бұрын
“So there you have it, Ontario Canada” Us Ontariens say stay out
@Sebastian-pt1tm 4 жыл бұрын
Arthur Morgan nice to know my shitty county is useful in something
@ethanmoir6830 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sebastian-pt1tm nah we still usless
@fatefulafterlife 4 жыл бұрын
Sir Moir Too true. This place is still useless considering we still get news like people driving cars into houses.
@roga2973 4 жыл бұрын
Yep that’s what I thought
@anmolsra1205 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan no one says that
@dinova3341 7 жыл бұрын
Walking dead zombies: if your smart your probably going to be ok. World war z zombies: YOUR SCREWED!!!!
@nicolaswolf3873 6 жыл бұрын
DiNova hahahaha yes
@darthvader7783 6 жыл бұрын
DiNova - How about left 4 dead zombies? :3
@dinova3341 6 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader there would be no point of even trying to survive 😂 especially if ur alone
@derickgraeser9931 6 жыл бұрын
*you're
@Bahle_Gaji 6 жыл бұрын
Derick Graeser You'retxegfhjjxfnjfd...
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