Hitman action sequences and Tricks (Best moments) from Absolution , season 1 & 2 . #HITMAN2 #Funny
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@Hitman-474 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm a genius.
@Hitman-474 жыл бұрын
@@kishorkanna5718 Right! It's an honor to get the attention from the Lord himself. If you want, I can take Potter's soul. Maybe, a pistol with a suppressor is more effective.
@Scuuurbs3 жыл бұрын
Agent 47, a muggle? I’m sorry, but that briefcase is definitely enchanted.
@goodday4353 жыл бұрын
@@kishorkanna5718 fogmoz is right
@jgreen-cm1io3 жыл бұрын
Hitman u harry potter fans r dumb in comment sections
@JIMT4123 жыл бұрын
Please, can I shake your hand? *"Lift the open hand"*
@DanWilan2 жыл бұрын
4:27 "wow nice throw man! I mean get down on the ground!! Aggabagagabaga.." 😂😂😂
@I_killed_that_beard_guy11 ай бұрын
Chanting some ancient Indian mantra
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@seanmoore46532 ай бұрын
@@I_killed_that_beard_guysame response when u leave a vibrator up ur a s s
@BuriedFlameАй бұрын
*sped-up kazoo cover of Ride the Lightning*
@cliffordabia17414 жыл бұрын
Police: how did he die? Witness: he got chased by a briefcase
@ajijulhakimabid11913 жыл бұрын
Police : Nothing suspicious here. Happens all the time
@htcmlcrip3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@proudlyinsane95613 жыл бұрын
"Dammit, another briefcase killing, who the hell has this kind of aim?"
@LonthaDon2 жыл бұрын
Homing brief case
@hawkeye59552 жыл бұрын
@@LonthaDon : Heat seeking briefcase
@usagifang3 жыл бұрын
4:27 the guy was so impressed with the throw, he couldn't comprehend the shocking result.
@APersonOnYouTubeX3 жыл бұрын
Shut up take my like
@zoesmith93662 жыл бұрын
groan lol
@Phoenix-wh2bn2 жыл бұрын
He was dying but without any regrets
@yesno67322 жыл бұрын
idk what is better abt this video the kills or the fps
@quahmeilrobinson79532 жыл бұрын
🤣
@BoredTruckn Жыл бұрын
4:28 is my favorite part. Guy complementing you in your throw, then quickly remembering he's supposed to be arresting you. Also on a side note, I love how that briefcase will just follow people endlessly. When I first saw it years ago I assumed it was a big that would patched out, I only realized later that that is just a this that's part of the game, and we love it.
@laurendyer2838 Жыл бұрын
The better part is that you’re right - it was originally a bug with the regular briefcase that got patched out. The glitch was so popular that they decided to add the Executive Briefcase Mark II to the game, which brought back the homing properties of the original glitched case for all to use :D
@CoolRattleBones129 Жыл бұрын
Oh, no nice throw man i- I mean get down on the ground Eioeioeioeioe
@BoredTruckn Жыл бұрын
@@laurendyer2838 your right, that makes it so much better. A game company that actually listens to it's audience? Who'da thought.
@adat817 ай бұрын
@@laurendyer2838except homing always existed, only speed of it got patched
@alexaliennerd39902 жыл бұрын
4:44 A girl on stage explodes and gets yeeted across an entire stage, race track and audience landing through the top of a tent roof and the first thing out of guard's mouth when seeing this is "Damnit"... I love this series.
@milanvondrich97494 жыл бұрын
5:43 A flying toilet kills you because it was launched in the air by a small bomb - *"Accident kill"*
@yoursonisold87433 жыл бұрын
Dont you hate it when your toilet flings itself into the air and crushes your head? The dangers of daily school life.
@thestanley26923 жыл бұрын
@@yoursonisold8743 happens all the time, especially in Marrakesh.
@devintariel37692 жыл бұрын
*killed by toilet* "Now you're in a world of shit."
@ceilingfan35892 жыл бұрын
Cute dog
@milanvondrich97492 жыл бұрын
@@ceilingfan3589 Thanks!
@Aman-cb1pt4 жыл бұрын
10:16 that throw was so good that it left a mark in quantum space, thus conserving the dynamic force even though the briefcase was physically gone.
@abijahkishretamal83223 жыл бұрын
It is a fypbc whicb stands for fuck you physics briefcase
@aadityasharma6855 Жыл бұрын
he literally said, one last time please.
@Absoluto777 Жыл бұрын
@@aadityasharma6855 where
@JimmyJaxJellyStax9 ай бұрын
lmfao
@Th3Broth3r16 күн бұрын
Did you see Sierra Knox fly! Damnit 😅
@TheMrBonzz3 жыл бұрын
10:04 damn that trap was so good even he fell for it.
@stgr07733 жыл бұрын
Reverse card uno
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZfaq with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear so
@sovietkrab18712 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku let me in
@CHADCONTEXT Жыл бұрын
Hitman hitted himself!
@Reiro-lh3it4 жыл бұрын
4:18 NPC : *Screaming till death* also NPC : "Oh mai god . Nothing in the tunnel, wrapping up. over"
@freedom-man3 жыл бұрын
"Nice throw man! i..I mean get down on the groun-"
@slamislife743 жыл бұрын
@@freedom-man And then he went leedle leedle leedle lee like Patrick from SpongeBob
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kingxd3ath_arts4854 жыл бұрын
8:22 no longer agent 47 he is now captain boomerang
@otame47714 жыл бұрын
Better than Captain America
@demoman2224 жыл бұрын
yes...Captain BOOM-erang
@cyrilv.41384 жыл бұрын
Flying case
@sophiakim1434 жыл бұрын
That was impressive ngl
@kentvinas14683 жыл бұрын
no its captian boomer
@naighto78464 жыл бұрын
The homing suitcase can't hurt you, it's not real. The homing suitcase:
@shirleybaker31513 жыл бұрын
4:24
@shirleybaker31513 жыл бұрын
8:24
@abhi95s3 жыл бұрын
10:14 It also causes delayed heart attack
@htcmlcrip3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sasdagreat80523 жыл бұрын
Heat-seeking briefcase
@leyrua4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the toilet at 5:20 I was like: "Okay, he's probably going to kick it down onto somebody's head like an anvil." 5:42 Respect.
@tesla__1244 жыл бұрын
“Accident kill”
@spacechimp31993 жыл бұрын
That’s actually one of the opportunity kills lmao
@theblackcoat46152 жыл бұрын
Don‘t you hate it when a toilet suddenly flies at you ?
@n3stl0rd2 жыл бұрын
@@spacechimp3199 yeah but that's not the traditional way of killing Zaydan with the toilet
@spacechimp31992 жыл бұрын
@@n3stl0rd what is it then? That’s the only way I’ve done it
@elricb14884 жыл бұрын
4:26 I love the homing briefcase.
@Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon4 жыл бұрын
It's like a more mundane, gentleman's accessory based version of wanted.
@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry4 жыл бұрын
Car battery
@Four-S4 жыл бұрын
You should watch a KZfaqr known as RT then
@Liam-jy7yi3 жыл бұрын
"wow nice throw man"
@ramahikari10143 жыл бұрын
@@Liam-jy7yi "I-I mean get on the ground!"
@inlpwetrust3 жыл бұрын
I used to think that Hitman was a thriller, but now I realize, it's a comedy.
@lhanzejaredcarpio60373 жыл бұрын
4:27 "Nice throw man, i..i mean get down on the gro" *Gets electrocuted*
@rumpledik22543 жыл бұрын
8:22 "You cant run away from work. It always catches up to you as an explosive surprise" -47
@ryudo244 жыл бұрын
8:24 I want that Thor's briefcase. XD
@sodum57194 жыл бұрын
Lol
@electriccheeez76083 жыл бұрын
8:42 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLEGH
@tomfield87663 жыл бұрын
47’s homing briefcase*
@ArtzyBettz882 жыл бұрын
8:23-8:42 Wait!! Was that suitcase, following him around the island?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@557deadpool6 ай бұрын
Yup, used to be a glitch in Hitman 2 that they just straight up made into an unlockable in 3
@malcomsmith46104 жыл бұрын
3:22 that was some slick shit 😂🤣
@psychosis17672 жыл бұрын
Slicker than Pirellis
@Swifto_Sweeper Жыл бұрын
That was just fucking comedic lmfao
@siik-ghostface Жыл бұрын
3:39 Final Destination death at the race track.
@shanederrickcapcut10 ай бұрын
@@siik-ghostfaceThey think it was Death that caused this. But it was actually a genius professional hitman to make it happen.
@BibleNutter3 жыл бұрын
3:39 That car flipping actually looked horrifying to me.
@crussteasock40472 жыл бұрын
6:35 is eerily accurate
@Crazhead893 жыл бұрын
3:05 Robert and Sierra Knox execution was fucking incredible. I was laughing my ass off
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Bikerz_rule6 күн бұрын
I know, twisted but so f###ing funny!
@ArmedTheAsians3 жыл бұрын
4:52 that was pretty impressive
@negueuvis22952 жыл бұрын
target up
@Shadowkey3922 жыл бұрын
@@negueuvis2295 hole in one!
@Elvis_Roberto4 жыл бұрын
0:20 he cracks his back on the woman's head lmao
@ofcrgry4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to believe that he died from the head impact instead of insta-drowning.
@kentvinas14683 жыл бұрын
he was like are you oka- "slips and cracks head"
@bruhroyale121232 жыл бұрын
Why did he slip I’m still comfused
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DanWilan2 жыл бұрын
4:27 "nice throw man, I mean get down on the ground" 😂😂😂
@satriaputrapratama47034 жыл бұрын
The first guy is so stupid, he saw a woman slipped and died in front of him yet insist on stepping into the jacuzzi
@H41D1R4 жыл бұрын
Ngomong opo iki
@schizoidvalentine4 жыл бұрын
necrophilia
@ariesradke61934 жыл бұрын
you would do the same
@GiovanniTancrediChan4 жыл бұрын
Dude it’s still a jacuzzi
@GiovanniTancrediChan4 жыл бұрын
@Maverick M16 you must be the scientist sent by the government to solve the jacuzzi puzzle
@pavelyankouski49134 жыл бұрын
Their engine is impressive, huge amount of nice realistic assets
@keisuke21084 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Except for that homing brief case
@raghavkamath4 жыл бұрын
Like 9:06
@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry4 жыл бұрын
@@keisuke2108 to bad that was patched It was real fun
@mrwafflesplays4 жыл бұрын
SCP-106 Uncle Larry It's still in the game with the Executive Briefcase MKII, which you can unlock through a challenge pack in the Isle of Sgail.
@arifsalahudin66733 жыл бұрын
This is what happened when u hired new staff from ubi :v
@youthtuber45214 жыл бұрын
9:07 I didn't know that you can kill the guards when in that cutscene
@simonnachreiner83802 жыл бұрын
Best way to fail a perfect SO SA elusive target is to nail a non-target with the escape vehicle. Yes I’m mad how could you tell?
@siik-ghostface Жыл бұрын
That was smartly, smoothly, perfectly planned.
@mesousagaby7402 жыл бұрын
5:44 The toilet didn't even hit him, the wind of it was so deadly, it killed him right then and there. XD
@modelazim80004 жыл бұрын
@2:17 : Oh no!!! My daughter!!! Wait what the hell is that spill!?? I'll go clean it up...
@Battle_mista3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 🤣
@yoursonisold87433 жыл бұрын
Hey, puddles are a serious health safety hazard. Can't be careful enough.
@bloodraven62504 жыл бұрын
I guess nobody's gonna talk about how skilled this guy is
@mitsune_yt4 жыл бұрын
Like the title says , it's accidental kills
@bloodraven62503 жыл бұрын
@@mitsune_yt good point. U gotta admit tho, some seem WAY to neat to be "accidental"
@sameervijay40303 жыл бұрын
There's a guy named stealthgamerbr. His stealth skills are unmatched and are terrifyingly good
@StoinksJay3 жыл бұрын
Sameer Vijay I love StealthGamerBR. His stealth is fantastic.
@rebeccaw32713 жыл бұрын
Sameer Vijay so we’re gonna just ignore the likes of CJ and Gaming Gold, k
@Nick-wt1no Жыл бұрын
3:45 Beautifully orchestrated just like something from Final Destination 😂
@davidthebluefox77823 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the Hitman games for giving you the freedom to do pretty much whatever you want to complete the job. ^^ It's pretty damn cool!
@Mnorbert253 жыл бұрын
10:41 this is completely hilarious !
@christophertoombs90323 жыл бұрын
4:52 - “I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away.” 😂
@ChrisDanceMusic3 жыл бұрын
8:23 Physics? Hitman: Never heard of it
@Reek_neverplays-69. Жыл бұрын
4:32 nice throw man ..... I mean get down on the ground 🤣😂🤣😂
@sphere71584 жыл бұрын
1:53, she died in style
@rayunited2010foryou4 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO!
@26floydlobo263 жыл бұрын
Idk how he just fits in every outfit,and every outfit looks good on him 😂
@AWriterWandering2 жыл бұрын
Agent 47 is a master of every skill, including tailoring
@savageruntz18233 жыл бұрын
6:25 was hilarious😂
@Th3Broth3r16 күн бұрын
5:06
@jor12204 жыл бұрын
It's definitely "Final Destination", not "Hitman"...
@daryldsp5094 жыл бұрын
The race track was probably the Kingsley durby if that much is going on
@Rheinz3 жыл бұрын
It should “Final Destinator”
@vladokralj84614 жыл бұрын
9:24 NANI 😂
@Animehomie62934 жыл бұрын
Vlado Kralj lmao😂
@vkmksm57144 жыл бұрын
9:23
@pieniaurinko4 жыл бұрын
Omae wa mo shinderu
@pieniaurinko4 жыл бұрын
@Draw Fumpy Nani is Japanese for "What?" Sooo... basically what you just said! :D
@deathrow52613 жыл бұрын
pieniaurinko 😂
@ourochroma4 жыл бұрын
5:44 Wow now that's what I call a twist
@gutsthe100manslayer4 жыл бұрын
The bathroom scene with the music playing was genius!
@ivansalcedo22904 жыл бұрын
That was the same Sample of Ave Maria used for Hitman BloodMoney I think the other Ringtones are themes of past Hitman Games too.
@starkitten00753 жыл бұрын
47: You dead now. Jet Skiier: In a minute.
@siik-ghostface Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@doozyisking47553 жыл бұрын
6:40 HAHAHAH THAT WAS AMAZING
@aidangrenier69963 жыл бұрын
“The kitchen is the most dangerous room” blows up*
@Blunamium3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta 'till the briefcase starts chasing you
@thefiresworddragon9273 жыл бұрын
"Wow, nice throw man! I mean, get down on the ground!" It was a nice throw, he wasn't wrong. He did turn around and instantly toss it hard straight into his face.
@RylanStorm2 жыл бұрын
"It was an accident." "How so?" "He got hit by a toilet that flew up through a hole in the floor." "Yeah, that sounds like an accident. Wait.....why did a toilet fly up through a hole in the floor?" "Oh, and explosive went off". "Hmmn. I think that might not be an accident"
@Sheppardsg1 Жыл бұрын
Guard ate beans and set explosion off xd
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@crazy_ninja_force52252 жыл бұрын
That flying suitcase got me. 🤣🤣🤣
@calebreasons2 жыл бұрын
I love how Robert Knox sees his dead daughter on the ground then is like “Aw crap, a puddle of water”
@winningsides73472 жыл бұрын
2:22 I find it funny how Robert Knox was going to mop up the water, but not focus on Sierra
@RafaelPereira-dc9ir Жыл бұрын
Best dad ever...
@savitapaul65673 жыл бұрын
0:18 the lady is like ooohhf😂
@amgames5638 Жыл бұрын
2:15 lol, "Huh... She's dead... hey, why's this outlet not working?" 🤣
@monicasheena87894 жыл бұрын
8:43 gps briefcase follow the guy
@rayunited2010foryou4 жыл бұрын
Dexter's laboratory and factory levels were the funniest to play within Hitman Absolution. I used to play those levels repeatedly.
@ivansalcedo22904 жыл бұрын
You shot the nuke didn't you? XD
@rayunited2010foryou4 жыл бұрын
@@ivansalcedo2290 That too!
@wetaughted46403 жыл бұрын
0:43 I like how as soon as the button is pressed they immediately die.
@totalcreativegaming66813 жыл бұрын
the toilet explosive one was quite clever, as you usually expect the target to be underneath it, for you to kick off the ledge and onto their head, but using a mini explosive to redirect it towards both targets was a creative change.
@baldericstories8714 Жыл бұрын
Investigation reports on some of those kills must have been weird for the judge to hear 😆
@hazardousroo4 жыл бұрын
That thrown case at 8:25 was pure toon physics. :)
@bradrook78113 жыл бұрын
That kill at 8:13 with te briefcase is the most epic thing I've ever seen
@damnson70463 жыл бұрын
2:10 robert knox, upon finding the still-smoking corpse of his daughter: "huh"
@luisserrano56902 жыл бұрын
1:19-1:20 That dude had a heart attack right at the time the door was closing. Haha...😄😂
@Reezy8843 жыл бұрын
LMAO I still can’t get over that hot tub fall😂😂
@somebodyfaraway3 жыл бұрын
2:47 holy shit that's clever, i'd never even think of doing that
@704OMEN3 жыл бұрын
There’s no reason why I died hysterically from seeing a man get chased by an exploding brief case
@deathrow52613 жыл бұрын
“Nice throw man... I mean, GET DOWN ON THE GROUN- AHHHHHH”
@zachhi892 жыл бұрын
*target is launched 500 feet into the air* Hitman’s manager: “ *target down* “
@NarwahlGaming2 жыл бұрын
Diane has seen it all. Nothing phases her, anymore. 😂
@alphawhiskeygaming3 жыл бұрын
The suitcase throw kills me every time 🤣🤣
@MGS4280 Жыл бұрын
These are amazing. I remember playing the first lvl in hitman 2. The lady you had to take out spotted me and ran out into the ocean and drowned herself. I guess 47 haunted her 😂
@RedGallardo Жыл бұрын
If you're patient, people start dying on their own...
@getoverhere44652 жыл бұрын
4:54 that three point shot though
@Four-S4 жыл бұрын
6:53 I know it's simple chemistry, but damn is that smart!
@cookeychef Жыл бұрын
"Nice throw man, I- I mean get down on the ground" ngl the best npc dialouge i have ever head 4:28
@Pranio12 жыл бұрын
Diana:"47, did you just.." 47:"yes Diana, yes I did"
@bryh5553 жыл бұрын
I always loved how the omniscient female voice in your head always knew the *second* the target is dead like literally before their body hits the floor regardless of if you see it or if you’re on the other side of the map she’s like “ok they’re dead get out”
@np96vh3 жыл бұрын
10:20 Man literally forgot to die!
@christopherhancock1723 Жыл бұрын
The toilet one was funny as hell. I love how the players of this game get so creative.
@420hansol3 жыл бұрын
2:49 who the hell would die from that lol
@Sunny_CherrimКүн бұрын
They actually hit pretty hard Source: experience 💀
@tylerwatter72694 жыл бұрын
Is their lung capacity that short or something? They immediately die in a second after their head touches water
@mfhoss95704 жыл бұрын
Tyler Watter imagine taking a piss and out of nowhere a bald dude starts drowning you you’re definetly not lasting long
@divinest4 жыл бұрын
Thier head hit the floor. So that's what killed them
@mfhoss95704 жыл бұрын
Divinest Beats no it’s not lol
@yoursonisold87433 жыл бұрын
Would you rather wait 2 minutes for them to drown? The game just marks them as dead, because they are unconscious inside water, which means they will die anyway. The only way this mechanic could change is if allies can drag someone out of the water before they drown, but I dont think implementing that makes much sense for such a niche case.
@J-zf4eh3 жыл бұрын
5:43 A royal flush.
@ad-sd-vids53322 жыл бұрын
-Detonates an explosive under a guy, it launches him into the air and on to a racetrack, then he gets hit by a race car at 150 mph and the car crashes “Nice work, 47”
@eastsiderage55322 жыл бұрын
The way you got rid of the Knox family got me dead 💀. No pun intended 🤣
@PLANDerLinde993 жыл бұрын
"Nice throw man! ...I-I mean get down on the ground!!"
@over9000713 Жыл бұрын
3:04 this entire sequence absolutely had me laughing like a child when the second one went off
@nmazer4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dragons_red3 жыл бұрын
4:54 "From 3-point range aaaaaaaand IT'S GOOD!"
@xEricGNx Жыл бұрын
Agent 47 is the reason of all the unfortunate happenings in Final Destination series.
@entertainerismislife4 жыл бұрын
04:55 Just like Jordan, nice shot!
@khanhnhat43414 жыл бұрын
5:00 Hole in one !!! 9:25 Omae wa mo shinderu !
@ichirocharles14 жыл бұрын
なに?!
@judemartin63293 жыл бұрын
Nani?
@InFiNiTeO75 ай бұрын
The fact the game has this many ways you can creatively kill your targets, shows how much love and effort the devs to put into Hitman.
@ComicBookGuy4203 жыл бұрын
My favourite was in one of the more recent games, shooting people in a grow house, I smashed a bong over a guys head to kill him and the trophy came up "bong hit"
@AWriterWandering2 жыл бұрын
I love how they immediately ragdoll when you close the door.
@ariesradke61934 жыл бұрын
you’ve earned my subscription awhile back but this just got you the bell
@racear82 жыл бұрын
4:55 Winner of the race got bombed, comes flying through the air, smashing on the ground. Dead af. NPC: “dammit. What the hell happened here?”
@goku43934 жыл бұрын
A bald guy who wears sunshades inside buildings like blind people, doesn't give any suspicion at all.
@thomasthetrain53173 жыл бұрын
😂 I didn’t expect that to happen in the first clip omg I can’t stop laughing at the way her feet went up when she fell lol
@meshuggah9214 жыл бұрын
I wanna know the setup and timing for the 4:55 kill. Do you have to bump up all pressures for the gas, and right as it does the big firework, press the button? Of only increase pressure for one of the lines and do it? Do you increase pressure at all?
@darthdangermouse14534 жыл бұрын
You don't touch the pyrotechnics, he used a concussion bomb.
@wkotton0074 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant well done.. I love the racing car ones and the one with the toilet killing those guys 🤣🤣
@peterg53832 жыл бұрын
oh my god i haven't laughed this hard in five years. thank you!