Game Theory: Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE? (Untitled Goose Game)

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Untitled Goose Game is a gem no one anticipated. I've seen a few theories floating around about this game but there was one question none of them answered. Is a real life goose smart enough to accomplish what the feathered protagonist of Untitled Goose Game does? Yes, I really want to know. Get your feathers ready, Theorists. Today, we will calculate the IQ of a goose!
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@ajjohnson7674 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines

@pillowmoment 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see that That sounds cool

@peacemuffin9536 3 жыл бұрын

This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.

@randumbguest 3 жыл бұрын

the bird uprising

@zacheryvincentcallahan4485 3 жыл бұрын

Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?

@stupidthings8753 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising

@bluu1834 4 жыл бұрын

ok but the real question is... *who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*

@logangreen8869 4 жыл бұрын

And how does he cross things off?

@gabevelasquez4640 4 жыл бұрын

The real question is: Why is Gamora?

@bigmanxeo 4 жыл бұрын

No, the true question of our time is: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

@Leila-pg5kv 4 жыл бұрын

Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

@zaiden_2006 4 жыл бұрын

This is a bigger question than what is life...

@buzzybeeboi Жыл бұрын

“Can a goose ruin your life?” Yes. (*outro plays*)

@Muho_is_me Ай бұрын

"hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question: can a goose ruin your life? Yes. BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

@silvie626 Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate

@rosegoldgod7630 Жыл бұрын

As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

@aistiera_chaosandmusic 11 ай бұрын

Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

@Ikury_X 10 ай бұрын

@@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

@SquiddyGod 10 ай бұрын

Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

@silvie626 10 ай бұрын

@@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

@OldGravy2005 4 жыл бұрын

Human does nothing* Goose: Peace was never an option

@lukedowsing9532 4 жыл бұрын

Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie

@biogimint2628 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@NovaTrickster 4 жыл бұрын

Goose: Develops a Stand. *

@lukedowsing9532 4 жыл бұрын

Springy Hoi I got 22

@hellsjanitor666 4 жыл бұрын

@@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?

@professorxivass 3 жыл бұрын

MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun. Me: Fly Hard.

@bugsbunny5005 3 жыл бұрын

That's with Goose Willis right?

@qeniray9105 3 жыл бұрын

@@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

@houdini334 2 жыл бұрын

Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

@mxddysneverland4043 2 жыл бұрын

@@houdini334 using his flightsaber

@beta4163 2 жыл бұрын

No no nooooo

@SnowLily123 Жыл бұрын

Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.

@mihir_deo 2 ай бұрын

You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

@SnowLily123 2 ай бұрын

@@mihir_deo I am aware

@Piper_McLean345 Ай бұрын

Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

@cheezitmanGG Жыл бұрын

The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.

@Nubbinedits 10 ай бұрын

@lukasverduzco9493 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.

@Kikkatar. Жыл бұрын

They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

@Ch1ps_cha0s Жыл бұрын

the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

@mariodamian9477 Жыл бұрын

@@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

@ItsMeChair1 Жыл бұрын

Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

@lukasverduzco9493 Жыл бұрын

@@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

@suspiciouswolf933 3 жыл бұрын

The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers

@jayceyanimatesstuff 3 жыл бұрын

Heheheheheh

@bryanarguetta682 3 жыл бұрын

8:17 goose have big brain

@andrewreid7328 3 жыл бұрын

I approve

@felixroux 3 жыл бұрын

Think you're clever do you? Well toucan play at this game.

@ItBePatYo 3 жыл бұрын

@@felixroux So you think YOU'RE clever, huh? Well, duck you!

@genperspective399 Жыл бұрын

2:53 Took me a minute to realize the pattern. At first thought it had to do with including an odd number vs. not, but the first part and the question of 1600 vs 1700 include ones at the beginning. After a moment, it hit me. 225 is a perfect square. I thought about it with 169 and 900, and surely enough, the #'s Frankie likes are all perfect squares, so it must be 1600 (40 squared)

@Acere3 Жыл бұрын

I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

@auramint 6 ай бұрын

Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

@Fury2580 4 ай бұрын

took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

@MatiNuva1724 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

@hunter_hiebert 10 ай бұрын

2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.

@UItEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын

2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things. 2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG. 2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes. 2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole

@draydra 4 жыл бұрын

wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

@Z3R0Steam 4 жыл бұрын

casually skips 2014 and FNaF

@developer8737 4 жыл бұрын

2009 you un-cultured swine

@user-fd5xz3gw1c 4 жыл бұрын

Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

@chio3380 4 жыл бұрын

When out of original jokes, use tumblr. Not that I'm complaining of course

@pd23 4 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase” I’m disappointed

@sagehernandez1844 4 жыл бұрын

pd23 that’s why he didn’t get nominated for best writing 😔

@stargesor_official6234 4 жыл бұрын

@@sagehernandez1844 Lol yea

@Tw0Dots 4 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Hernandez daaamn

@sharkyj368 4 жыл бұрын

Same on you matpat

@michaelb.3006 4 жыл бұрын

Lolololololol

@nyteshade8125 Жыл бұрын

If you just look at the individual 4 sided polygons themselves then there are 9 total 4-sided figures, if you can combine them to make bigger squares, then there are 23 total 4-sided figures.

@ThatsMe123. Жыл бұрын

Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅

@clayton332 4 жыл бұрын

I have a dark theory the lists that the goose has and how he knows all this is from his past owner/human companion who hated his neighbors and trained the goose to terrorize them and his reward at the end was getting the bell. Now his owner passed away so the goose searches for a bell to remind him of his owner, Edit: Holy butts this got so many likes thanks! Also it is weird that something is still crossing off parts of the list : / so my theory might be bad

@nateschanneltv2225 4 жыл бұрын

What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors. Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.

@clayton332 4 жыл бұрын

yhezha finesse yes

@dorothynava8851 4 жыл бұрын

That...is emencly sad

@anjailbakeer 4 жыл бұрын

@@dorothynava8851 yes, immensely sad.

@brycewayne2517 4 жыл бұрын

No it’s happy sad

@boot_epik 4 жыл бұрын

Human: *breathes* Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*

@lucasqianzhengxu 4 жыл бұрын

I see. A fellow memer as well

@Cheese_man539 4 жыл бұрын

Crappy B?

@KamiLeonOfFishAll 4 жыл бұрын

instead of blasting,make it honking

@Azeriiall 4 жыл бұрын

Annoying Goose hjonking

@terrariaterraria7196 4 жыл бұрын

Goose: so anyways i started honking

@lifesqa5851 4 ай бұрын

10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)

@gatchaggs2ndacount Жыл бұрын

This is so goose-full! I can't bawk-levit

@asavage2215 3 жыл бұрын

Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option

@asavage2215 3 жыл бұрын

L o l

@kuyentime5877 3 жыл бұрын

**Jschlatt memories**

@fb7923 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@elsaemuu9990 3 жыл бұрын

Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve Small object is in the middle of my hallway My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*

@tobyfox2199 2 жыл бұрын

That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

@hexagonalchaos 2 жыл бұрын

my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

@kindatim1798 2 жыл бұрын

That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

@randomgayperson_Atlas 2 жыл бұрын

Something gets stuck on my cat's foot My cat: Run. 🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

@iMpzExists Жыл бұрын

we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

@nutsi3 5 ай бұрын

2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger

@yourL0calToaster 10 ай бұрын

Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.

@cregatumb 4 жыл бұрын

House House: makes a funny game about a goose MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*

@bigsaroo5775 4 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Dimelow ?

@allan5548 4 жыл бұрын

@BigSaroo ?

@changsiah2 4 жыл бұрын

no it will not

@noreeaki 4 жыл бұрын

*Excuse me, wtf.*

@leedle2171 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a exaggeration guys...

@barkfish6853 4 жыл бұрын

Totally chose 1700 thinking he just liked larger numbers.

@wozaow 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@shavendeer1126 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@graces.4209 4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too! But then I paused the video cuz i was confused and knew why he liked the numbers because my math teacher is subjecting me to torture

@jessiwats27 4 жыл бұрын

BarkFish me too

@BijouluvsJewels1234 4 жыл бұрын

😩

@flameman1188 Жыл бұрын

15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅

@7temp Жыл бұрын

I think it's 1600 because he likes numbers that are round in shape

@ramona7692 4 жыл бұрын

2013: Is Link Dead? 2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????

@vqsxd 4 жыл бұрын

Ramona Downgrades

@logicalwren2326 4 жыл бұрын

2013: pretty reasonable question 2019: pretty weird

@ogslegacy7703 4 жыл бұрын

Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

@jason4443 4 жыл бұрын

@@vqsxd Upgrade. FTFY

@luccamalualves8261 4 жыл бұрын

Fnaf broke him

@AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 жыл бұрын

Me: hears puns Me: *Peace was never an option*

@letsrank9349 4 жыл бұрын

I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

@letsrank9349 4 жыл бұрын

Never mind it just went up anyway

@genperspective399 Жыл бұрын

16:00 I count 25 four-sided figures from the diagram and 26 if you count the square it is contained in

@Zakkleberg 14 күн бұрын

I unironically love puns and just 4 and a half minutes into this episode I'm smiling ear to ear

@pixel3152 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode? Mattpat: *yes*

@cryscer4099 4 жыл бұрын

Nigahiga enters the chat

@AlmightyMiau 4 жыл бұрын

LOL 69 likes

@poyo2830 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t quacking believe it!

@Malthizar 4 жыл бұрын

Maude Garrett would be proud

@nicholasbrown7346 4 жыл бұрын

Matpat: yes Scott Cawthorn: yes Matpat: what the heck i only said yes! Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF Matpat: so? Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE Matpat: WHY?! Scott Cawthorn: yes

@hoeist1729 4 жыл бұрын

Well actually, birds are government drones so they have a lot of intelligence

@KamiLeonOfFishAll 4 жыл бұрын

HOW DID U KNOW

@BS-co7xo 4 жыл бұрын

And just like that, Slightly Sarcastic was never seen again

@barkfish6853 4 жыл бұрын

Military Intelligence...Still two words that dont make sense. Name it ..

@mocapans 4 жыл бұрын

Have a 69th like

@minorisgirl 4 жыл бұрын

Slightly Sarcastic ngl I was expecting a fight gonna go down so-

@lifesqa5851 4 ай бұрын

15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them

@SnowLily123 Жыл бұрын

3:15 Ok… Who the actual frick gives a bird a WEAPON?

@seansquiers6506 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off

@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын

That fact is not as fun as you might think...

@seansquiers6506 4 жыл бұрын

@@tomhill3248 yeah

@everblue2277 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын

@@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

@dabigpig_yt5965 4 жыл бұрын

Everblue 22 epic

@juliaharvie518 4 жыл бұрын

Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people" Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"

@Blaeyk 4 жыл бұрын

Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

@Fato4Life 4 жыл бұрын

el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

@Blaeyk 4 жыл бұрын

Fatima Shams yes day

@joshuajobi1456 4 жыл бұрын

underestimated goose: peace was never an option

@nelly7202 4 жыл бұрын

Geese are scary

@JuniorCode-uq1cn Жыл бұрын

MatPat wich Angry Bird bird because there is Red (one you showed, Most known and the logo) Chuck (Speed Demon) Bomb (Literarly a bomb) Terence (Tank) Matilda (explosive egg pooping female) Stela (Creates balloons, in her own game speed bouncing powers) Blueses (3 blue younglings that are one until they separate) Hall (Bumerang) Bubles (Inflates into a big balloon) And others...

@Un.knowns 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 1600 for the problem at the start because all the ones before it were perfect square roots-

@catgirl-gway 4 жыл бұрын

i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life

@Goodbye_Erii 3 жыл бұрын

I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

@Val.Kyrie. 3 жыл бұрын

Fellow Canadian. Yes. My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

@ReaRea17 4 жыл бұрын

*Matpat making geese jokes* *mentions gold* Me: surely *matpat not making a golden goose joke* Me: DisaPPPOOOIIIINNNNTTTEEEEDDDD

@pendagar449 4 жыл бұрын

Always bolt the bird.

@agentwoomy5790 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking scrooge mcduck

@failguyonyt2298 Жыл бұрын

ahh.. THE PUNS! MAGNIFIFCENT! Absolutely GOOSE-ey (goofy)!

@bambisbluebell Жыл бұрын

With the riddle I just thought he didn't like number eight... 168 has an eight in it, 800 has an eight, 224 adds up to eight, and 1700 adds up to eight... So I picked 1600 and accidentally got it right

@mr.p1759 2 жыл бұрын

The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*

@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын

the science of flappy bird: how big must their wings be?

@evilriceplate2590 2 жыл бұрын

*berdly has joined the chat*

@themagnificentsansandmylaz4115 2 жыл бұрын

@@evilriceplate2590 *Noelle joined the chat*

@diskont9605 2 жыл бұрын

Actually Flappy Bird in in the hall of HELL

@harleyanderson8720 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, flappy bird, you are a flying joke

@lonelyones 4 жыл бұрын

Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories? Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.

@anjailbakeer 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite comment.

@kyran195 4 жыл бұрын

i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

@gghhfgghhfy2320 4 жыл бұрын

pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

@memowl3663 4 жыл бұрын

You sat through 11000

@1pet.isntenough.forme. Жыл бұрын

2:56 I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.

@MarvelousTBDyt1037 Ай бұрын

I guess the goose in untitled goose game is simply on another level. It even wrote a to-do list’ in cursive!!

@nielsbakker4980 4 жыл бұрын

fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!

@aierisfrost8447 4 жыл бұрын

AWW SNYAP MAT JUST GOT *R O A S T E D*

@MoontheWolfYT 4 жыл бұрын

My brother always steals locks from our church XD

@techmetal2964 4 жыл бұрын

That Matt Goose just got cooked

@techmetal2964 4 жыл бұрын

Also I think there was 13 squares

@bowmanc.7439 4 жыл бұрын

Moon the Wolf locks as in hair?

@garrettsmith8562 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.

@f-35alightningii79 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Goosling is such a cliche joke it’s not funny.

@krbthewitch 4 жыл бұрын

Too easy.

@packrunnabski 4 жыл бұрын

That's a *Whip nae naes* bruh moment

@stevenbobbybills 4 жыл бұрын

Fly Hard

@alldayagain 9 ай бұрын

I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing

@nyx_291 10 ай бұрын

We never new we needed the goose rap, and now we need a full f version of it😂

@itsadamorsmth 4 жыл бұрын

People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars 2019: Can a goose ruin your life??

@mentaya11 4 жыл бұрын

I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

@applemunchstudios5380 4 жыл бұрын

@@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

@mentaya11 4 жыл бұрын

@@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

@ohio2.056 3 жыл бұрын

Human: peace wasn't an option? Goose: never has been.🦆

@milkywaycafe. 2 жыл бұрын

Especially with Canadian geese 😰

@Pizza7478 2 жыл бұрын

@@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

@Goosea 2 жыл бұрын

Never will be

@Creatureeee 10 ай бұрын

As a person who lives near seattle I can confirm that everybody wears birkenstocks, (I have no idea what those are) beanies and drink La Croix, especially my cousins, though only the La Croix part

@guactheguacyistofallguacyd6250 16 күн бұрын

1600: perfect squares Me too, Frankie…me too

@akun50 4 жыл бұрын

*Sees Untitled Goose game* The Internet: "Ah, a bastard." Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."

@skipercrac 4 жыл бұрын

someone: this game doesn't have lore. Matpat: *agressive theory noises*

@fluffyflufffox1385 4 жыл бұрын

Skiper crac Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

@senorbleach8860 4 жыл бұрын

Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

@skipercrac 4 жыл бұрын

@Izzy ___ no problem pal

@mikebuston7407 4 жыл бұрын

Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly HELLO HELLO! Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light Now you saw us in the local news What made your thought presume this job was for you? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! Between 6pm and the the break of dawn The music start to glitch From when the sun light turn them on You got your cameras and your flashlight What more there you need? Just be quick Just be ready 'Cus they're pretty scary BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day.. Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here Yeah i'm your guide tick tock These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive! I'm your guide Ring Ring Watch the day if get too dark! The time has arise be careful of decision you make I AM THE DESK GUY! YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY HEY HEY! How ya doin?! Now the first day was fine But there's a deep dark warning For the future up ahead so divine Now you see the food stand is a blare Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure Because the next thing you know The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light Before they take your body and comsume you die! BE very very wary so preserve your only tools Keep the light shining bright for the final.. SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day.. Cus I'm the desk guy I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here Yeah i'm the desk guy ding ding These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live! I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY! 'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! ' Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND! HEY HEY I'M THE NEW GUY HEY HEY Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here Yeah i'm the new guy ' Ring Ring ' These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy ' Tick Tock ' Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey... HELLO HELLO

@skipercrac 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikebuston7407 bruh

@SnowLily123 Жыл бұрын

1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(

@GameBoyFrenzy 2 ай бұрын

I wonder if an Octopus could do something similar too.

@Robertganca 4 жыл бұрын

At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”

@darthestar8791 4 жыл бұрын

That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

@darielfernandez4865 4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@WobblesandBean 4 жыл бұрын

They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

@r.l.r.7550 4 жыл бұрын

That would have been good!😸

@matthewzhang581 4 жыл бұрын

No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

@sakurakitsunestar 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts

@Thikachu 4 жыл бұрын

... you mean covid saitans right?

@taketheriddlepill4975 4 жыл бұрын

ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

@lordofbacon 2 ай бұрын

Mat Pat, your puns give me g-o-o-s-e bumps.

@levistar53173 Ай бұрын

Matpat: This Should Be The Bird Hall Of Fame Chica And Flappy Bird: Are We Both A Joke To You

@justiceforsteven8183 4 жыл бұрын

There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass

@jamesvalle9079 4 жыл бұрын

You cannot pass! 🦢 (they don't have a goose emoji 😢)

@aj-gt4vj 4 жыл бұрын

Hönk

@justiceforsteven8183 4 жыл бұрын

He’s been doing it for years

@brynleighduffy5837 4 жыл бұрын

MATT YOU MISSED THE MOST ICONIC GAMING BIRD! Where is chica on that list? 🐥 Gosh these things should be practically programmed into your brain by now

@EvilEri11 4 жыл бұрын

She’s an animatronic not an actual bird

@goosereign2022 4 жыл бұрын

Flappy Bird?

@rando9556 4 жыл бұрын

Chica is technically a couple hundred pounds of steel designed like a bird

@brynleighduffy5837 4 жыл бұрын

Weeb Trash shes also in a game full of possessed robots, purple people and an evil fan. Fnaf doesn’t really enjoy logic... lol

@brynleighduffy5837 4 жыл бұрын

MAZE_monkey Fortnite OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT FLAPPY BIRD TOO

@cosmicrobot2318 Жыл бұрын

How haven't I seen this already it's been 3 years and I love chaos/puzzle games

@hermionestrydom9808 Жыл бұрын

16 squares, also in fun fact: in France, they have taught ravens to pick up trash and put it in the bins

@Lincoln69420 4 жыл бұрын

Me: almost dies from goose at school Nurse: “ice pack!”

@finalwarrior653 4 жыл бұрын

Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm Nurse:here have an ice pack

@jayplays1710 4 жыл бұрын

Me: gets shot by a sniper School: walk it off!

@Lincoln69420 4 жыл бұрын

Thx for the likes, made my day!

@lozeldatkm 4 жыл бұрын

"Corvids have a unique ability to understand cause and effect." Don't you mean... CAWS and effect? Come on MatPat, if you're going to litter your show with bad bird puns at least don't miss the easy ones. This is why you're never going to win any writing awards!

@timoiboxline1908 4 жыл бұрын

@sann_707 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@brystenrobbins6896 4 жыл бұрын

that was pretty good maby you should take mattpats place when he dies (that whent dark quick)

@donaldduckith6792 4 жыл бұрын

@@brystenrobbins6896 Maybe when he retires?

@tailsplayer1750 Жыл бұрын

I chose 1700 because I thought he only likes odd numbers. But I guess I was wrong.

@CrowJustin Жыл бұрын

2:37 I believe he likes 1700 because he seems to like non-leap year numbers (ie all numbers that aren’t multiples of 4 as well as multiples of 100 that aren’t 400)

@choubakaofParis 4 жыл бұрын

fun fact : Did you know that crow were actualy ban from scientific test with other birds ? They were teaching other species of birds how to solve the problems given by the scientists... :)

@allaneaton37 4 жыл бұрын

Marion Patin The more you know!

@bluenote344 4 жыл бұрын

Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game! Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny

@clerencechung8185 4 жыл бұрын

Or is he?😏

@Notquitekris 4 жыл бұрын

Game theory: Haha! No you didn’t!

@somangiscute6370 3 жыл бұрын

@@Notquitekris Game theory: That's what they all say....

@brandyaldrich1326 3 жыл бұрын

True

@Bloss3m22 10 ай бұрын

16:06 Matpat: honk honk Me who knows how to sound like goose: HONNKKKKKKKKKK

@ss5gogetunks Жыл бұрын

I once watched a crow unzip someone's lunchbag, pull out their sandwich, carry it to a tree and then open the Ziploc bag before eating it

@mydnyte_sky4976 4 жыл бұрын

Human: *does nothing* Goose: So you have chosen *death* Edit: So, many people said that I stole this, and no, I didn’t. I didn’t know there was another comment like mine and I’m sorry. It’s just that when I saw the video I felt like commenting this

@marcusgaming9237 4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!

@Yeagerisx 4 жыл бұрын

Also : Peace was never a opicion idk how to spell ok sorry

@starsmoonlight8840 4 жыл бұрын

@@Yeagerisx Option*

@OldGravy2005 4 жыл бұрын

Hm... is that a plagiarist I smell?

@wisetree8330 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@TurtleneckToby 4 жыл бұрын

You’ve heard of Goose Willis, now get ready for... Tom Honks

@meee_5155 4 жыл бұрын

SpicyBoi77 YES

@nightmareondrugs3324 4 жыл бұрын

Niceee

@beareregg9275 4 жыл бұрын

👍🏽

@haihai9022 4 жыл бұрын

Ik this is an old meme, but.... *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

@nightmareondrugs3324 4 жыл бұрын

Real!

@GeorgeWiedenmann 10 ай бұрын

I believe that there are 9 4-sided shaps In the final question of the video

@CPRT42 Жыл бұрын

1700: He always prefers the higher number, never going for the lower one.

@sarjarnesto3175 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.

@juliusroman8616 4 жыл бұрын

that's what I thought

@Beauryllium 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@haseenabadshah5381 4 жыл бұрын

269 likes lmao

@thedude8932 4 жыл бұрын

*Human does nothing* Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace

@DepressedToasterBathTM 4 жыл бұрын

Peace’s was never an option

@justinbayless8284 4 жыл бұрын

Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

@nightingalelikeart3772 4 жыл бұрын

Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

@justinbayless8284 4 жыл бұрын

Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

@nightingalelikeart3772 4 жыл бұрын

Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

@stellarisnerd8787 Ай бұрын

A bird hall of famer: the avian species in stellaris.

@desiraydise6597 8 ай бұрын

Goose Wayne- lives in Goosem City, stars in Birdman Begins, The Dark Flight, and The Dead Sea Sparrow Rises

@NCSGaming15 3 жыл бұрын

Me: laughing Teacher:”what’s so funny?” Me:”nothing” My brain: CORVID 19

@TKNinja37 3 жыл бұрын

Worst part about this joke is, I just got an "Ocean's Eleven but with crows/similar birds" image in my head. Birds planning out a heist on some house's birdseed or something.

@rookie8084 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it pls explain Edit:ma mama gae

@thecatbread 3 жыл бұрын

@@rookie8084 its because Matpat talks about them being evil 14:25 that's what I think

@zanderlacny6845 3 жыл бұрын

@@rookie8084 bruh its just cause it sounds similar

@nautical_nyctophile_nonsense 3 жыл бұрын

THE CROWS AND RAVENS BROUGHT THIS UPON US WHEN THEY CONSUMED SOMETHING THAT HAD CORVID ON IT

@chaotixninja5 4 жыл бұрын

Matpat: "Geese can tell which human aren't hunters and not a threat to them." Me: "So THAT'S why I saw so many hanging out at the college campus."

@cchuuyarx1793 4 жыл бұрын

Geese go to kAlLeGe to get mor KnAwLeDgE

@Seraphyyx 4 жыл бұрын

So THAT'S why my grandfather's house always have have a lot hanging and chilling out there

@Seraphyyx 4 жыл бұрын

@@cchuuyarx1793 ahh yes my bud

@lillycurtis3044 4 ай бұрын

i got the right answer for the number game, but i got to it through the incorporation of the number 8 and thinking that he hated the number 8, so he wouldn’t like 1700 because the sum of each digit is 8

@jackbarnicle9191 4 ай бұрын

I’m gonna miss the dad puns happy retirement

@Kebnekaise. 3 жыл бұрын

Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff** Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**

@dbseamz 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

@EmberStorm36 3 жыл бұрын

Really speaks about our IQs.

@cryptidcrow282 3 жыл бұрын

The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

@its_yourbedtime 2 жыл бұрын

i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

@jtlarsen05 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

@Plism123 4 жыл бұрын

Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life? Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.

@nerd3379 4 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@ash4520 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Thikachu 4 жыл бұрын

da geeses r evilllllllllllllllll

@failure2108 3 жыл бұрын

Completely true

@matthewdoherty803 3 жыл бұрын

Wow that got dark

@going_loney Жыл бұрын

Goose rap🤣🤣... Matpat had fun with this one.

@Kiraonloose14 Жыл бұрын

Everyone else: *talking about goose* Me: SCROOGE MCDUCK!?

@JannieJubilee 4 жыл бұрын

I would like a sequel to goose game that involved crows/ ravens ... maybe involving a...murder! (darnit MatPat, now I'm doing it)

@m.skittle9864 4 жыл бұрын

JannieJubille with just one raven as the main character it would only be an attempted murder

@donaldduckith6792 4 жыл бұрын

@@m.skittle9864 Nice one.

@dragonickitty8975 4 жыл бұрын

This one made me laugh! Ok goose pun... hmmmm... you honked my funny bone... that was bad

@bradybazzo1802 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Matpat: "can a goose ruin your life?: Me born and raised in Canada: "yes they can"

@wolfclaw1893 4 жыл бұрын

indeed geese are violent my fellow maple syruper

@stewiefamilyguy 4 жыл бұрын

same

@HI-wj5zb 4 жыл бұрын

im also born in canada and geese are mean

@kristenwilson1 4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree.

@betterthenallofu 4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow kind syrup drinker

@Its_hannah_13 Ай бұрын

As a Person from Seattle I can confirm, we do wear Birkenstocks, beanies, and drink Lacroy all day

@bane9951 4 жыл бұрын

Indie dev: makes a silly goose game without any thought or lore MatPat: Im about to explain this mans whole career

@solarprogeny6736 4 жыл бұрын

it's free views.

@FanFoRlYfE 4 жыл бұрын

Free content lol

@MicCheckMemoirs 4 жыл бұрын

*Human doing human things* Goose: so you have decided death

@redcxctus2895 4 жыл бұрын

I keep finding u commenting

@EpicCakeHunter Жыл бұрын

there are 2 ways that the IQ question could be viewed. 1st - he likes squares so the answer would be 1600. or 2nd - he doesn't like the number 8 and anything divisible by it therefor the answer would be 1700