Gandalf vs Saruman - Part 1

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@TallestKAT 2 ай бұрын

“Your mother is so large, that when Legolas dispatched her Gimley counted it as ‘two’” “WHAT?” Amazing start

@TheTrueDoggo 2 ай бұрын

Nothing else topped it.

@edwintwedt-coulter3564 2 ай бұрын

It's the only one that got left unanswered

@Starlitsoul0359 2 ай бұрын

One your mom joke to rule them all...

@justinharvey278 2 ай бұрын

That one just made me remember the whole siege scene that led him to saying it still only counts as one XD that is an unbelievably heavy hitting insult lol

@lulul0l039 2 ай бұрын

@@justinharvey278 Legolas then remembered to take out the rider too. But excellent liner from Gimli.

@Equitine 2 ай бұрын

"I had to let her pass" lmfao

@Jezzyftw 2 ай бұрын

I'm using this; "Your mothers so large, Gandalf HAD to let her pass" hahahahah

@karrde5566 2 ай бұрын

so large i couldnt let her pass' been better but

@-eternty5639 2 ай бұрын

It's so freaking good man

@General_tactics 2 ай бұрын

“You shall not pass!” “Nvm I can’t stop you”

@karrde5566 2 ай бұрын

so large i couldnt let her pass' been better i think but

@videogamefan101 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so grotesque, when she picked up The One Ring, Gollum decided she could keep it.

@bladehoon 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so grotesque that when she wore the ring, nothing changed

@Eli.E.E Ай бұрын

Damn 😂

@redstonecasey4713 2 ай бұрын

The "I'd rather watch Denethor eat a salad" one was brutal.

@tempo1255 2 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

@yuishishido8780 2 ай бұрын

It’s one of those types of jokes that’s more brutal when you know the context.

@dumkup 2 ай бұрын

Dang it I don’t get could you explain

@benjaminoechsli1941 Ай бұрын

@@dumkupLook up Denethor eating tomatoes.

@Hilltopperpete Ай бұрын

@@dumkup Watch the Lord of the Rings Extended Versions, it’s absolutely worth your time!

@captainotters 2 ай бұрын

"your mother is so large that wherever she goes orcs follows her chantin GROND GROND GROUND!" Thats my favorite besides the one where gandalf lets her through

@tylerb2644 2 ай бұрын

The fact that Gimli is willing to take a loss out of respect for slaying such a beast that is your mother is what baffles me.

@Valhain 2 күн бұрын

To quote reddit 'GROND!'

@marloncrayton5627 2 ай бұрын

The "I had to let her pass" ....is diabolical.

@karrde5566 2 ай бұрын

so large i couldnt let her pass' been better i think but

@fenrisfalcon5648 2 ай бұрын

I laughed WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too hard when Gandalf said "i stayed dead"

@cflotronsong 2 ай бұрын

There needs to be an animation of the wizards theowing 5 year old insults at each other. Saruman, the sticky. Gandalf the wrinkly etc

@gabrielgills597 2 ай бұрын

Spine apples did that

@thatsmokerwasme 2 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLWoasp33KuVn4k.htmlsi=cPMVsKJ4hPhwsP4h

@ballsinspector42069 2 ай бұрын

*_SARUMAN THE STINKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!_*

@lickar__ 2 ай бұрын

There is

@nathanieldonigan3659 2 ай бұрын

It exists!!! They animated it on this channel, scroll through their page and you should find it

@SolomonASharp 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so LARGE when the Ainur were singing the world into creation they lost their voice halfway into singing her into existence and Eru Iluvatar had to finish it with a rendition of FAT by Weird Al

@enigmaodell6806 2 ай бұрын

* nerdy snort of laughter *

@JonathanToolonie 2 ай бұрын

Savage

@benjaminoechsli1941 2 ай бұрын

Considering that Iluvatar _is_ their momma, as I recall, this is hilarious. 😂

@yuvanshukla770 Ай бұрын

This is the best thing I've seen in 24 days

@mixiekins Ай бұрын

fuckin brutal

@DarkWits63 2 ай бұрын

Idk if anything can top " your mother is so large one does not simply walk around her"

@andrewdreasler428 2 ай бұрын

I still think the best one was (from another short) "Your mother is so vast, in the Battle of Five Armies, she was TWO of them."

@Merilirem 2 ай бұрын

@@andrewdreasler428 "There used to be seven armies!"

@JovanJovan-zv3us 13 күн бұрын

Is that a reference to farmer Giles of Ham?

@jamestunedflat8942 2 ай бұрын

"I had to let her pass!" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

@thetrippingdeity 2 ай бұрын

I cackled bro

@michaelleue7594 2 ай бұрын

I'm shocked at how convincing the Gandalf voice is.

@mericaman8877 2 ай бұрын

"hey so yeah I need to look up some stuf-" *"Your mother."*

@futtynucker 2 ай бұрын

To owe Pipin an apology is such an epic burn

@NickelTheWanderer 2 ай бұрын

Tell me, old friend.. When did Saruman the Wise abandon compliments for _backsass?_

@matthewc777 2 ай бұрын

You win 😂

@chimericalical 2 ай бұрын

The best of these is “your mother is so grotesque that after she took a bath she left a ring that in the darkness binds them.”

@davidroise5780 2 ай бұрын

So that’s where Gondor was when the Westfold fell…🤣

@TresiaBalliet-uf7hj 2 ай бұрын

I watched all three parts of this with my mom who read all the books and she got every single one of these your mother insults. Shes a nerd and i love her.

@Nerobyrne 2 ай бұрын

I'd like to love her too 😮

@plaidjunky 2 ай бұрын

Facts, I'm loving tf out other moms these days...

@xelvier4116 2 ай бұрын

Man keep her happy your entire life

@uncommon_name9337 2 ай бұрын

Yo mama spells, the most deathly of all dark magics.

@vodoojones3630 2 ай бұрын

Saruman going in with that first one. Damn.

@Vladimir_Fedorov27 2 ай бұрын

I'm so using the "Grond" one tho. I have a friend I could bully into a gym subscription and a salad bar friday with just that one)))

@mason7067 2 ай бұрын

Saruman wins round one, but we all know Gandalf takes the final run.

@Independentfellow 2 ай бұрын

“😮Saruman, you know we dont have mothers!”

@jmad318 2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment. Unless he's taking about Eru Ilúvitar 😮

@tsm688 2 ай бұрын

saruman might not know. he seems to have completely forgotten what he is...

@seanwaller88 2 ай бұрын

The lotr burns are absolute 🥵

@Scarletraven87 2 ай бұрын

FOR THE ABSOLUTE

@darkysans1999 2 ай бұрын

DO MORE YO MAMA JOKES!

@inlovewithbooks4976 2 ай бұрын

Its even more amusing when you consider that neither of them have mothers.... They are both Ainu, Maiar made directly by Eru Iluvatar at the breaking of the first silence... They are literally lesser gods or angels

@jowolf2187 2 ай бұрын

It's also interesting to note that since words have literal power in Tolkien's world; they're doing physical damage against one another with these roasts.

@Damini368 2 ай бұрын

@@jowolf2187So you’re saying this is a wizard duel only using the spell Vicious Mockery from D&D?

@jowolf2187 2 ай бұрын

@@Damini368 If vicious mockery deals physical damage in addition to psychic then yes.

@TheLaluciDaniel 2 ай бұрын

This the best thing I watched all day!

@jamescummings4049 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so large she sat on me and I stay dead. 😂😂😂😂

@rolandsahlander2239 2 ай бұрын

Lol. Voice acting on point as well.

@amadorelizondo3848 2 ай бұрын

I didn't know I needed this in my life😂😂😂

@TreVotheJoke 2 ай бұрын

'Grod' 'Grod' 'Grod' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Valhalla5133 2 ай бұрын

I fr thought this was going to devolve into gandalf calling him “solomon the stupid” I’d love a part 2 of that 😂

@bitmapdigitalworks 2 ай бұрын

That look after they ask him if he came for "information"😂❤

@michaeld8980 2 ай бұрын

This is glorious!!!!

@lets_dig_a_little_deeper 2 ай бұрын

Gimly counted it as 2 had me laughing so hard i farted, I had to let her pass...i laughed so hard i peed myself

@shadowsfeathers 2 ай бұрын

This is why we can't have nice things

@MidlifeCrisisJoe Ай бұрын

The "Your mother is so broke, Elrond had to reforge her," is so freaking on point

@CharlesNauck 2 ай бұрын

The salad joke got me

@bluecrystal_7843 2 ай бұрын

that last one O.O

@Allyson_s2334 2 ай бұрын

The last line they knew it was the best

@sarlife 2 ай бұрын

"I looked away and watched Denethor eat a salad" 🤣🤣🤣 Im crying!

@TreeFolkDruid 2 ай бұрын

Hahahaha man those 🍅 were nasty to watch with al that squichy noise.

@gluttonousgoddess 2 ай бұрын

Missed chance to say "Your morher is so large that didn't stop you from seeing her"

@pietervangorp267 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so large even Legolas couldn't see they were taking the hobbits to Isengard.

@hdpi9782 2 ай бұрын

Damn not just a to.ato a whole salad thats rough😂😂😂

@tonyh8166 Ай бұрын

I just love how he says "I have some for you."

@SkullAdmiralWalnuthead 2 ай бұрын

I like to imagine this is how it actually went, but Gandalf wanted to embellish the story.

@breadlord2855 2 ай бұрын

"your mother is so large they didn't need to light beacons to rohan to confirm her presence in minas tirith"

@QuentinWashburn 2 ай бұрын

Now this is Wizard War

@Alpharius_Dominatus 2 ай бұрын

"I'll kill you with this lightsaber" - saruman "Bring it on, I'll take that with my magnetism" - gandalf

@noahdean9685 2 ай бұрын

I get the joke the two actors who played the wizards one was in Star wars and the other was in X-Men!

@Kevin-jb2pv 2 ай бұрын

I like how canonically neither of them have mothers.

@mrghosting7217 2 ай бұрын

Lol😂 those savage burns

@sharkrancher282 2 ай бұрын

I love this trend so freakin' much!!!

@LiyemEanapay 2 ай бұрын

“I looked away to watch Denethor eat a salad” Holy FUCK that’s lethal

@HoliGallistur1023 2 ай бұрын

"Your mother is so large i had to let her pass" AYOO 🤣🤣🤣

@h0b0y0da4 2 ай бұрын

H'WHAT!?

@splinter2121 2 ай бұрын

they both were created ...they do t have moms xD

@LABJOC_Games 2 ай бұрын

It’s funnier when you realise they are technically brothers - so they diss their own mother lol

@BerriBerriLunchbox 2 ай бұрын

I like to think these wizards have long and high maintenance hair routines and the fluffy haired on uses curlers. Edit: beard curlers.

@qdaniele97 2 ай бұрын

In "Dungeon Food/Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon" they imply it is exactly like that: Because apparently flowing, long, well-kept hair helps with casting and even receiving the effects of magic. That's why, when trying to cross a lake with "walk on water", they end up having to do a shampoo and combing the party dwarf's hair to stop him from sinking like a stone 😄

@BerriBerriLunchbox 2 ай бұрын

@@qdaniele97 OH I SAW THAT EPISODE. it was very cute ♡

@vincentlefur4490 2 ай бұрын

"Gimli counted it as two" First one and i was already on the floor 😂

@MaztRPwn 11 күн бұрын

The bathtub one was savage. 😂😂

@Demalion1 2 ай бұрын

I have been having a really rubbish couple of days, and this is the first thing that made me smile in a good long while. Thank you very much for cheering me up.

@kidwithcards2390 Ай бұрын

" You owe Peregrine Took an apology"

@daniellclary Ай бұрын

Damn!! That something serious if Gimley would give Legolas two points.

@ishakigoshmier550 2 ай бұрын

Damn the jokes were well done This also hits me

@stefanenache2345 2 ай бұрын

OMFG This is soo good 😂😂😂

@owli-wankenobi3727 2 ай бұрын

"Your mother is so large that when she leaned on the Westfold it fell *while* blocking Théoden's view of Gondor!" Lmao

@mason7067 2 ай бұрын

Dumbledore vs Voldemort?

@uncommon_name9337 2 ай бұрын

Yo mama spells, the most deathly of all dark magics.

@mason7067 2 ай бұрын

@@uncommon_name9337 Yo mamma's so fat she has to ride ten brooms.

@mason7067 2 ай бұрын

@@uncommon_name9337 Yo mama's sofat she has to ride ten brooms.

@uncommon_name9337 2 ай бұрын

@@mason7067 Yo mama's so fat Hogwarts was named after her face.

@kyleshurmur-dg3kq 2 ай бұрын

I love it especially funny when u have read the books and seen the movies

@AcestarArtworks 5 күн бұрын

Gandalfs voice is spot on! 😂

@jessemeyer445 5 күн бұрын

I swear to BAPHOMET that's fucking hilarious😂

@JoshVawter 2 ай бұрын

This video is better when you realize neither of their mothers are alive 😂

@inlovewithbooks4976 2 ай бұрын

Not just alive... Neither of their mothers exist... They are both Maia and thusly were both created directly by Eru Iluvatar

@bitmapdigitalworks 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Gandolfs delivery ❤

@fall4wisdom552 2 ай бұрын

Love these!

@goosesaumon 2 ай бұрын

This is GOLD!

@zanthimos Ай бұрын

Man, wizard's duels changed a lot since Merlin's time!

@Leeloo-Foxx 16 күн бұрын

the funny thing is these two are brothers. they're both insulting their own mother

@lynx_eats_cookies 2 ай бұрын

I am crying wtf😭

@kevinriles5176 2 ай бұрын

Lol pippin caught a stray😆

@Onio_Saiyan 6 күн бұрын

Bathtub ring that binds them. Cold

@asailijhijr 2 ай бұрын

Something about the blue wizards.

@erikblaas5826 2 ай бұрын

I see Saruman as Saruman the White here, but also Gandalf as Gandalf the White... in the story this could not be at the same time.. as Saruman first changed to "Many Colours" when Gandalf was still Grey and later Gandalf changed to "White".. I am confused.

@benikujaku4567 Ай бұрын

Legolas Sangoku qui commence à marcher et parler‚ c'est si mignon 😊

@kmatford 2 ай бұрын

When a wizard multiclass into Bard

@user-zf2ru4eq4w Ай бұрын

I see Al Bundy just got done reading lord o the rings

@kenebahl Ай бұрын

This is funny because they are brothers so they basically have the same mom 💀

@john-ic5pz 2 ай бұрын

these are wonderful!

@koopaking6148 2 ай бұрын

Oh god i loved the last one... I mean they are all good but still...

@nobilisvaga5267 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so large the trolles thought she was thier mother

@noahdean9685 2 ай бұрын

I think that would fit as a yo mama so ugly joke as well

@user-se8qi6yw7x 2 ай бұрын

I think I love you

@Cloofinder 2 ай бұрын

"Your mother is so old she was Tom Bombadil's FIRST wife!!"

@Yilane Ай бұрын

so damn good

@Moth94 2 ай бұрын

Please make more of these

@wiccapriestess 2 ай бұрын

Yo Mama battles.

@skeleton_craftGaming 2 ай бұрын

The ironic part is they're both technically motherless...

@Random_Potterhead_42 2 ай бұрын

Grond! Grond!

@frogboi8166 2 ай бұрын

When two wizards who have both studied for ages Truly a battle for the ages

@Anomaly_Code 2 ай бұрын

Clearly cut from the movie for its incredible intensity!

@aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 ай бұрын

not the wizard duel I was expecting

@PenanceArkana 2 ай бұрын

Your mother is so old she helped deliver Eru Iluvatar.

@taliaperkins1389 2 ай бұрын

"Your mother is so large I had to let her pass!"

@Ballodsofthebold 2 ай бұрын

Tolkien's greatest writing, for sure.