I CAST, LEGO KIDNEY STONES edit: HERE ME WIZARD MOTHER. I HAVE BECOME FAMOUS
@zacharyhawley169316 күн бұрын
Counterspell 😅
@kris762716 күн бұрын
I CAST STEP ON A D4 DICE
@xenomorph_63616 күн бұрын
I CAST TEETH SIZE INCREASE
@Draga-js1hd16 күн бұрын
Hey that's a war crime
@DrachenKaiser16 күн бұрын
The floor is lego.
@Virtualblueart16 күн бұрын
Tungsten ballsac gets me every time.
@NeoTechni15 күн бұрын
Wear a cup then.
@peterpain662515 күн бұрын
Try to counter with tungsten lego kidney stones ;)
@truth28513 күн бұрын
To that, I add a simple spell: heat metal.
@rkbot116913 күн бұрын
@@truth285 and here I tought it couldn't get worse. Dear Lord.
@lazyreaps13 күн бұрын
I thought repel Maidens always got you, seeing that you have no maidens!!! 😂😂😂
@techpriest696216 күн бұрын
Beware the Necrodancer wizard, he'll start a Thriller.
@Doom_guy69715 күн бұрын
“ I cast Michael Jackson” *scene cuts to his grave, as then mere moments a hand pops out of the dirt”
@Link-fw9mo12 күн бұрын
Hes necromancin dancin
@VoiceOfTheEmperor12 күн бұрын
God, that game was so much fun!
@kenebahl11 күн бұрын
I CAST BROOK (one piece) YOHOHOHOhoOhO
@VapingwithFJ9 күн бұрын
@@kenebahl Gather up all of the crew it's time to ship out Binks's brew
@ZiOS_TTV11 күн бұрын
A wizard not announcing what their spell is is like an anime character not announcing what their attack name so we can kinda know whats going to happen. Scary, practical, and extremely effective.
@Just_a_commenter16 күн бұрын
You couldn't have chosen a better short to start with. That audio is forever rooted in my brain and *I love it*
@coinsilver314 күн бұрын
And references to the previous spells.
@Erynn-f12 күн бұрын
commenter i just saw your channel and i subbed, keep up the weirdness my guy and enjoy your day
@Zarvain11 күн бұрын
The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite. "Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD
@vihuynhquang520415 күн бұрын
Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out: Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit” Song: 50 ways to say goodbye
@mrlazerim466712 күн бұрын
So, nat 20 + some buffs vicious mockery?
@maxhofmeyr86088 күн бұрын
Reading this in scottish got me rolling in tears😂
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial5 күн бұрын
50 ways to leave your lover would be epic yeah
@user-xe9sg1wg7t5 күн бұрын
This needs to be a music video, stat
@lexsamreeth872415 күн бұрын
"Prepare to face the might of the chronomancer...I CAST REVERSE BOWEL MOVEMENT!"
@mateo33510 күн бұрын
calm down Satan
@TimothyNeu19864 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 You evil person! I laughed so hard I woke up my mom at 2:30AM in the morning! She's so pissed right now!
@venomgaming70144 күн бұрын
“Instant Brazilian wax, testicular torsion, mend buttcrack, reverse bowel movement, all these silly things. I CAST *LITERALLY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA!”*
@4rc4n3f0rg33 күн бұрын
@@venomgaming7014 i have the perfect spell to go along with this: DUCKTAPE SEAL (seals the following body parts; nose, mouth, belly button, dick and butthole.)
@joebooth673 күн бұрын
I'll cast explosive diarrhea followed by mend butt crack followed by reverse bowel movement 🤣
@firebladeentertainment573915 күн бұрын
my favorite is still "Nice argument, however... FIREBALL!!!"
@jaimeosbourn36166 күн бұрын
I cast infinite venereal diseases.
@darkcarnage91882 күн бұрын
all wizards come across that a time where this is the best answer lol
@xenoplayspl623916 күн бұрын
"bingus bongus ita's time to rip the bongus" i love that line
@iancomtois983210 күн бұрын
"Ahh...AHHHH..." "I cast COUNTERSNEEZE!" "Ah, damnit."
@lawrencefosterjenkins821615 күн бұрын
I just know volume 2 is gonna have my two favorites, “I cast endometriosis” and “power word: scrunch”
@greylithwolf10 күн бұрын
"I have to get the FUCK out of here!"
@LordGown8 күн бұрын
Power word: scrunch is a all time favorite of mine
@swordsnstones16 күн бұрын
I CAST....... NIPPLE TWISTER!!!!!
@yenguyandfriends15 күн бұрын
I CAST NUTT CRACKER!!!!!
@rocksteady226315 күн бұрын
You monster!! I cast CONCRETE SUPPOSITORY!!!
@andrewfisher528714 күн бұрын
I cast DETONATE BLADDER!
@michaelsmith261914 күн бұрын
I cast skunk attraction
@swordsnstones14 күн бұрын
I CAST FLATULENT FIREBALL......
@xientau902816 күн бұрын
The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome! With that said... FIREBALL!! 😄
@Kokichismolboi12 күн бұрын
I CAST PERMANENTLY WARM PILLOW! ON BOTH SIDES!
@xientau902812 күн бұрын
@@Kokichismolboi Thanks! My apartment is freezing. 🥶
@VKURDR15 күн бұрын
I liked the one where he came up to the riddle where one tells the truth and the other lies, and the barbarian kills one and asks the other if he was dead. Brilliant!
@Psykroids11 күн бұрын
You villain! I cast "A 1,000 days of Chipotle!"
@markeustace19916 күн бұрын
we really need a mod for Skyrim with these spells! cast instant Brazillian Wax on a Werewolf!
@lmtrainshorses465013 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@anthonypyritz292713 күн бұрын
And the scream would be heard by every werewolf in the world, and only the werewolves.
@VoiceOfTheEmperor12 күн бұрын
You cast that on me and I'll feed you your own oven-roasted thigh. (Seriously, look up "Hannibal Leg Cooking scene.)
@HeyyMakarena3 күн бұрын
And it will be a cat scream from Tom and Jerry
@charlescannon246916 күн бұрын
Wizard: I mean...I'm about to commune with a demon, be real hypocritical for me to ask questions.
@user-rb1fg2mq2n10 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="57">0:57</a> I thought he would cast $100,000,000 worth of debt!
@BakuBomber9 күн бұрын
“Ooh, I cast Lego Kidney Stones! I cast Nipple Twister!” I CAST… UNBLOWABLE SNEEZE!!!
@ReiseLukas16 күн бұрын
I cast ORIFICE SHUFFLE
@generalsteam112011 күн бұрын
i found Bill Cipher
@BattleSpew6 күн бұрын
Yeah? Well, I cast PERPETUALLY STUBBED TOE!
@fredbear64386 күн бұрын
Well then I cast TOES STEALER!
@genericname274722 сағат бұрын
Okay calm down
@ReiseLukas22 сағат бұрын
@@genericname2747 Me? Calm Down? I Cast UNSTOPPABLE TANTRUM
@WillRennar10 күн бұрын
"One, two, three, four, I declare a wiza--" I cast Gun. *_[BANG!]_*
@petestrong743415 күн бұрын
OH ITS ON YOU SON OF GNOMES! I CAST... UNENDING PAPER CUTS🧙
@pherretlord14 күн бұрын
That's just "Flensing" and it's a warcrime.
@DaeliteJ11 күн бұрын
You asked for this! I CAST… REGROW WISDOM TEETH!!!
@wolfoffenris995110 күн бұрын
Right followed by a modified "create water spell" CREATE CITRUS JUCE
@genericname274722 сағат бұрын
I cast TEETHING PAIN
@khgaming_kai16 күн бұрын
IT'S WIZARD TIME BABY
@ruthlesace15 күн бұрын
This is going to make it so easy to homebrew all these spells into dnd.
@AdamTheStorysmith13 күн бұрын
“Ah you d- I needed those!” Gets me every time!
@daniilpashuk601712 күн бұрын
I CAST EYE-PAD (proceeds to make all wizards wear double pirate-eyepatches)
@iancomtois98325 күн бұрын
*acquires Sheikah Slate*
@user-uh1rk6cn7x13 күн бұрын
PLEASE MAKE THE WIZARD RADIO A REAL THING❤😂
@theguybehindyou476212 күн бұрын
It be like those 10 hour Monk chant vids
@user-uh1rk6cn7x12 күн бұрын
@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...
@michasalamon831515 күн бұрын
I cast! Agressive sneezing!
@Arkhamfrost15 күн бұрын
Jokes on you…I’m always aggressive with my sneezes
@ishidan0112 күн бұрын
I cast...incomplete sneeze!
@lazyperfectionist397812 күн бұрын
I cast... *_EARDRUM RUPTURE_*
@Arkhamfrost12 күн бұрын
@@ishidan01 NOOOOOO!!!
@outbreakperfected57049 күн бұрын
@@ishidan01no you have to cast ETERNAL INCOMPLETE SNEEZE WITH NO RELIEF, because otherwise it runs out after a minute
@khgaming_kai16 күн бұрын
I CAST: "AMAZING WIZARD COMPILATION!"
@ZhongliArchonofSwag12 күн бұрын
Interesting point, in that example of one lying guard and one truth teller, since the guard that lies said “the other nothing but lies” it means that he’s either able to tell the truth under certain conditions, or that both of them are actually liars.
@EmperorSeramir8 күн бұрын
There's actually an episode in Yu-Gi-Oh about that.
@hfar_in_the_sky6 күн бұрын
And that’s not even taking into account the possibility of both of them being capable of both telling the truth or lying like any ordinary person
@iancomtois98325 күн бұрын
Due to layoffs, there is only one guard and he lies 50% of the time
@pirateofthekarelia917212 күн бұрын
I CAST! TEN! INGROWN! TOENAILS!
@johnathanstephenson810715 күн бұрын
I cast Uncontrollable Explosive Bowel Movement
@peterpain662515 күн бұрын
Fiery ...
@Number__314 күн бұрын
Soooo...you cast Taco Bell?
@christianalbanito30627 күн бұрын
Cast that one after Mend Buttcrack and it's a fate worse than death
@justinn854116 күн бұрын
5/10. Not enough Fireball.
@matthewwasson290614 күн бұрын
I got a fever--
@MoodyViewz15 күн бұрын
I'm watching this while a little stoned and it feels like a cohesive narrative.
@woodrobin10 күн бұрын
Hear me out: 1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame. 2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire. 3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals. 4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems. 5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*
@madisonbray959 күн бұрын
... Damn, you have a point.
@DarkKing00916 күн бұрын
You made wizards awesome once more
@Darlf_Sevil13 күн бұрын
More like psychopats xd
@MyMegas16 күн бұрын
I cast SLINGSHOT SCROTUM!!!!
@tariqshaw84577 күн бұрын
"I'm not gonna announce my SPELLS ANYMORE" okay... that's genius.
@TheLastHylianTitan15 күн бұрын
When I leave this mortal coil I want you and you specifically to render my visage onto an unreasonably large canvas so that my living kin can be haunted by my presence for all time.
@chriswainwrght915715 күн бұрын
I want more wizard cooking shows
@MrKakuzukun12 күн бұрын
I CAST..... INVERTED CONTROLS!
@Blue1411314 күн бұрын
I CAST... COMBUSTIBLE TESTICLES!!
@mariaindiasalvatierra268713 күн бұрын
I CAST HAND SANITIZER IN PAPER CUT!!
@viper200392313 күн бұрын
Well... that gives a whole new meaning to fireball...
@rocketrooster241016 күн бұрын
No wonder this all ended in a War.
@nuclear_wizard5 күн бұрын
Casting Instant Brazilian Wax on a werewolf or any similarly hairy creature has got to qualify as some kind of war crime XD
@floppyjr.642413 күн бұрын
I cast! INSIDE OUT FLESH!
@SuperGoker6415 күн бұрын
I CAST... INCREASED STANDING IN YT'S ALGORITHMS!!!
@zacharyrudisill978815 күн бұрын
I cast… low phone battery
@generalsteam112011 күн бұрын
I cast, CELL PHONE BATTERY SHORT CIRCUIT! it causes your phone to exploded and catch fire! maybe the name should be "Spicy phone pillow"???
@Tonsils-micman8 күн бұрын
I CAST, LOW IRON DE- *falls over*
@SuperGoker6415 күн бұрын
After re-watching this a few times, I've decided to tier each spell in this compilation based on how devastating they are to the target in order to ensure a victory in a Wizard Duel: *"Flawless Victory"-tier* Repel Maidens *"Got This In The Bag"-tier* Wololo Rubber Bones Tungsten Ballsack *"Now That's A Lotta Damage!"-tier* Testicular Tortion Instant Brazilian Wax Fireball *"Duel Could Go Either Way"-tier* Mend Buttcrack $100,000,000 In Nickels Total Tongue Awareness Blows Up Pancakes With Mind *"Annoying But Manageable"-tier* Iron Itchy Bones *"...That's It?"-tier* Command Undead Manual Breathing *Untiered Due to Unknown Impact* Uh... this one <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="188">3:08</a>
@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb12 күн бұрын
3:08 Oh, that's in the "Banned from duels for life" category. He broke the wizard equivalent to the Geneva convention with zero hesitation.
@leonmystique937211 күн бұрын
I don’t get Mend Buttcrack- Jow does that work?
@leonmystique937211 күн бұрын
How does mend buttcrack work?
@AtraxX9815 күн бұрын
Oh man I love these so much. I could watch them for hours. Favorite are the manual breathing and iron. I laugh so much EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
@traviskbracken74578 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> I love that counterargument.
I can't wait for the summoning of the Honda Accord! Lol
@ThanosSkarmi11 күн бұрын
*By the moon and the starlight* *By the shield and the sword* *I summon to me...* *MY HONDA ACCORD*
@nachocruzsegovia806712 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="15">0:15</a> with that accent I see a dwarf that learned magic just to cast that to an elf
@darksquirtle304112 күн бұрын
I haven't drawn anything in ages. These wizards have inspired me to draw again. Also I cast ingrown toe nails
@AstalThe912 күн бұрын
I love how maniacly joyful everyone is in these.
@jordanhunter337512 күн бұрын
I CAST CONSTANT DOORWAY EFFECT!
@shoestringsev452912 күн бұрын
Manuel breathing you say? Laughs in ADHD 🤣
@henrywilson213613 күн бұрын
Everyone is tough. Except for when someone casts UNO REVERSE!!!!
@Kinan.Eldari15 күн бұрын
I CAST, PERFECT FANFICTION RECOLLECTION!
@willropa422612 күн бұрын
I cast, SUMMON EX MOTHER-IN-LAW!
@ladymecha871812 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="244">4:04</a> Repel Maidens, now that is a cheeky spell. 😂
@HonestDomi11 күн бұрын
I cast "itchy bones" I cast "total tongue awarness" Him: "blue bla bla blurgh" Im ded 😂😂
@cutares534015 күн бұрын
“I cast UNENDING HANGNAIL!”
@immortanjoe936210 күн бұрын
I CAST.... REVERSE MOTOR CONTROL!
@fireguy582413 күн бұрын
I cast....... STUMBLE OF WORDS!!!!
@SSBBModder1314 күн бұрын
I CAST INSATIABLE PALM ITCH
@Ertyuhe14 күн бұрын
I cast, Russian sleeping experiment 💀
@christianalbanito30627 күн бұрын
Dude, yikes
@reportman1019 күн бұрын
I cast permanent Charlie's horse.😂
@nullblasterthevoidmaker175012 күн бұрын
Honestly, Instant Brazilian Wax is a fairly useful spell. If you can take the pain that is. But at least it's fast.
@melisaramirez108016 күн бұрын
Man i love youre art style, hope You keep going with the good shit ❤️
@dragonriderabens976115 күн бұрын
casting Tungsten Ballsack on the wizard may SEEM like a good idea until you realize that they are, in fact...A MUSCLE WIZARD at that point, you may as well have cast it on a raging barbarian for all the good it did
@Frickll13 күн бұрын
I think that’s really nice that you credit the person who originally made the audio. I don’t think I’ve seen that before and it made me realize I probably should. Also these are my most recent obsession and I’m going to consume your art like chips.
@Necronmage16 күн бұрын
I cast Acidic Organs!
@theofisher719612 күн бұрын
I read this as "I cast Acidic Orgasms!"
@imakemusicplaylists939913 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="69">1:09</a> it’s my new head cannon that all the wizards are just regular guys who are stoned off their ass
@swedneck13 күн бұрын
i love me a magic system where power is derived from being so mercilessly fucking toked out of your skull that you simply don't abide the laws of physics anymore
@kevindolan99 күн бұрын
I CAST, BOWLEGGED TIPTOEING!
@jakubtrapp350912 күн бұрын
everyone :I CAST FIREBALL meanwhile me: I CAST INFINITE DIARRHEA
@alexisdesmall9514 күн бұрын
I cast UNCONTROLLABLE BOWELS!
@user-gl7qs9yv7o16 күн бұрын
FIVE MINUTES OF DOODLES!? LETS GOOO! ❤
@emanuelrojas212 күн бұрын
I CAST MOLDY FRIDGE!
@GarryDKing15 күн бұрын
God I love those Wizards XD
@denfurret721713 күн бұрын
I didn't play dnd or something like that, didn't play any RPG with friends since I don't have them. But I'm laughing my ass off after almost every joke here 😂
@lazyreaps13 күн бұрын
I hope this stays on youtube for a long time, I love these wizard memes 😂😂😂
@IvyDoggins6 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="295">4:55</a> Have to love this one.
@jokystyle462612 күн бұрын
I CAST SUPRAMAGNETIC TESTICLES !!
@gallantgamer472811 күн бұрын
I CAST! slightly irritated allergies
@AmalgmousProxy10 күн бұрын
I cast after swimming chlorine eyes!
@TerraCraftGaming-yy7su5 күн бұрын
Peter griffins worst enemy made an arrival! Nickels!
@loganfrandrup659013 күн бұрын
Love the art the moment I stumbled across it and the editing to make it fit with the comedy is on point. Keep doing what cha do, I love this. Also, just because I feel it would be fun to contribute to the list of spells:… I CAST, FULL BODY SUBURN
@kashifraja845116 күн бұрын
it is indeed wizard time
@chaoticinkinc.314513 күн бұрын
I cast CONTINUOUS STUBBED TOE!!!
@SherioCheers12 күн бұрын
This Video did me some serious Dawizard.
@KDUFFRadio8 күн бұрын
I CAST AIRPOD FALLING SOMEWHERE IMPOSSIBLE TO RETRIEVE
@zachtwilightwindwaker5967 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="256">4:16</a> My favorite part. The Mii Creation theme was perfect for this scene. WHAT THE HELL?! This one liar.
@STRAKAZulu16 күн бұрын
I CAST SEE-THROUGH SKIN!
@Phoenixesper19 күн бұрын
I cast... NONSTOP RETROACTIVE EJACULATION!
@anthonyplacek970311 күн бұрын
I lost my shit with the barbarian. "Is he dead?" ".... No." "This one liar." Fucking hell, I was not prepared. Like that fireball spell plan b in six seconds.