Animals: 4 LEGS GOOD! 2 LEGS BAD! *Walking dog- exists* Animals: AAAAH!

Did a full mountainside of Weed get set on fire?

Me: Hey everyone! Paper! Everyone cheers!! Me: Lawnmowers! Everyone cheers!!! Me: A Blanket!!!!! Everyone cheers!!!!!!!

Pencil! (Applause) Chair! (Applause) 3 backflips in 1 jump while juggling 5 knives! (Crickets chirping)

car (applause) poop (applause) bubbles (applause)

avatar the laist airbender suferred from the same. AND WHOEVER THE IDIOT WAS WHO MADE DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION AND OPENLY ADMITTED TO NEVER INTERACT WITH THE FRANCHISE AT ALL!!!

Got milk?

Hey! At the time it was only *25* years old! No wonder they didn't think of reading it!

@@Mesterius1 Exactly.

@@Mesterius1 Woahwoahwoah... So you're saying... This movie was released 15 years ago???

How about another joke murray?

He was the best part of the movie

Frobsons desenhos what do you get when you cross a mentally ill Notre with a society that abandons him and treats him like TRASH!

I honestly don’t get your joke there שחר א. The name has an actual meaning lol

Wait what is the intro satirizing

*Sunkist Tumor *Fanta Fungus

OMG HILARIOUS

Wow

My favorite is The pumpkin cancer

This is mine. 'Orange Oscar the Grouch's ballsack'

Pretty much. Yes.

Pretty much. Yes.

Pretty much. Yes.

Pretty much XD

***** You sure you don't want to say that one more time?

Throne Zwei scary part I only know this because of the cartoon the new one they did an entire teo episodes about it and lymon became the Abominable Snowman I'm not making that part up I swear

icestar100 i've seen those two episodes from the show i was really surprised!

Nicktoons Rule I...actually remember Lyman! He was the personality-void green turtle-neck wearing bushy-musatched space occupier! I see why he vanished.

Holy shit I remember Lyman!

EXACTLY!!!

No he would clearly be played by the nostalgia critic

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 If they made a Slender Man movie then i want Nostalgia Critic to play him

Pacha (as Garfield): YAHHHHHHHH WOAHHHHHHHH!!!

My personal favourite was “Starfire’s Moldy Cooch”

@@maniacalmattmedia1025 at first you think that one's a bit of a stretch for a cat character, but than you realize that Starfire's species evolved form is feline. That and that she's been turned into a cat in both Cartoon Network shows.

"The Lorax's butt" and "Tigger's colon" are my favorites

@@gracedoubleu Tigger's colon is really good.

Here's a list of those The Sunkist Tumor The Fanta Fungus The Annoying Orange Tribble The Pumpkin Cancer The Loracks's Butt Q*Bert's Nutsack Charmander's Pubic Hair Wilford Brimley's Urine-Stained Mustache Tony The Tiger's Taint Star Fox as* Hair The Wet Oompa Loompa Armpit Tigger's Colon Starfire's Moldy Cooch Heathcliff Vomit

CostlyChris they manipulated my little 6 year old brain lmao

if it makes you feel better i made my mom take me to see sharkboy and lavagirl 4 times. i also had the dvd and watched it like everyday. i still have most of the 3d glasses i got actually.

+Kaiti Maddox I feel sorry for your mom

I watch the squeals 5 TIMES@

i don't know why, but your comment made me laugh hard!

+Natalie Davenport Teeger *bitch slap*

i agree !!!

+SkitteringCow It would be a whole lot better than what we have here on the review. Then again, anything would be. Now Doug, review the second movie! Yes there was a second movie and they ripped off the Prince and the Pauper with it.

Thank you.

+SkitteringCow I want to see a skit based around Stagehand Rob, and how he tries to eat power drills: 4:31

me too. in the latin american dub (i watched garfield in spanish because i am mexican), HE WAS VOICED BY A GIRL. when i saw the garfield show, i thought they genderflipped nermal

Tiny Cat Penis In my Mouth

Agreed.

Was it the eyelashes? PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS THE EYELASHES!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Pino that’s what made me think he was a girl

Android 16's hairpiece

+Epic Cheesecake That one was already taken, "The annoying orange tribble".

Jaspidot's Hatechild

+Mairead Malesco BUATT FAXY IZ A GUD GUIE!!!!!1111

+Mairead Malesco Terrible CGI orange cat?

That's just pointless in the context of the film in any case. It's not like Jon was a train enthusiast. No, he's a polka freak.

Me too, but I was like 9 years old.

I didn't like this one much, but I always really liked the second one. Probably because of Billy Connolly.

@@GT_Walker I was 5 years old when I saw both and really loved them but now there just a entertainment pass time and kind of a guilty pleasure for me.

Im almost 14 and i still love these 2 movies and the cartoons lol the 2 movies are masterpieces

@@ramirez4456 same, but for different reasons

fedos Thought it was Joel Coen

Fuck Bill Murray.

You didn't watch the NC's explanation of why Bill accepted, did you?

Hey, never say that to Bill Murray.

KingOfGreyfell don’t say that Bill Murray is still one the greatest comedians here’s a list of my favourite Bill Murray movies 1. Ghostbusters 2. Groundhog Day 3. Meatballs 4. Stripes 5. Zombieland (he made a cameo in it but still)

He'd somehow thwart himself.

+Dylan Nix Garfield could just be roasting the movie

Spock Kirk Liz would would be the cynical lady villian.

+Dylan Nix Odie would be the mcguffin

JOHN CENA!

Director wasn't a greedy tv host, your comparison is faulty.

Well if you just replace the words “tv show host” with “director” then you understand

Arlo Smith YES!!!

Shut the Fuck Up Donnie!

Yes, exactly what I am thinking

How about a Transformers film starring Frances McDormand, John Malkovich and John Turturro?

Yep.

So would Nermal and Arlene

This movie would have been better if it was just a full CGI movie. It wouldn't save it, but it would have been an improvement.

Lawyer Psyduck fuck I can see it now

+The HMJenks Channel better yet if it was animated

You should be an gymnast with stretches like that! :P

Maybe

Directed by the Coen brothers starring Steve Buscemi or Jeff Bridges

Sam McArthur lol

Sam McArthur wow

Sam McArthur l

Sammac3 I still don't know why I have my fear of rural isolation...

Sassy Driving Lad i watched this movie when i was little and i thought it was..... ok

And if they throw away the script and write a new one.

Inside Llewyn Davis had an orange cat in it. Close enough.

@ammar siddiqui only the creators of some of the greatest films of all time (the big lebowski, fargo, miller's crossing, no country for old men, o brother where art thou?, raising arizona, etc.) you know nothing about movies if you don't know the coens

josephlegrand i’m pretty sure most teens dont care about age ratings, and i doubt kids are exactly channel awesome’s demographic

I would too

I’ve never seen any episodes of The Garfield Show ever since it aired on TV. I think it’s probably because I was watching Codename: Kids Next Door, or Duck Dodgers on Cartoon Network.

Shredder impersonator: “I hate pizza! ….Just thought I’d let you know that.”

IKR! I actually LMAO when I saw his review of Alvin and the Chipmunks! ESPECIALLY that tape recording of Alvin Bitching at the Writers/Directors/Producers about that Shit-eating scene! 😂

+Nine_Tails137 I didn't see that one, but I'll watch it next. I getting anxiety because I've almost seen them all and then I'll have no more use for KZfaq. 😅😅

BRANDON FAISON Honestly, When I first discovered Nostalgia Critic, I thought he was Paranoid egotistic Person, who enjoyed bashing on Great Movies. But now I understand that WASN'T his intent. And that it's just for comedic effect.

Pretty much every fucking time they're more entertaining than the movies themselves

watched the movie a long time ago: the damage has already been done...

thegreatjman1999 YES - I thought the exact same thing. I think he did, even though he said in his Pokémon Movie review that he never watched Pokémon/didn't like it/etc.

***** And it's weird because Charmander was never even IN that movie.

thegreatjman1999 No he's obviously talking about the OTHER Charmander everybody knows and loves.

I think he meant charmeleon

thegreatjman1999 I'm more surprised he mentioned Starfire from DC comics.

Two years later

in* and that's also 10 years in the future. As well, Channel Chasers sort of spoiled that Timmy's future is with Tootie, and that's not including all of the hints that he likes her outside of pitying her of being Vicky's sister.

Look! Shiny keys! *standing ovation* My fingernails! *standing ovation* Air! *standing ovation*

*Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!*

Reply as you wish, this was the worst joke ever.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'll be here all night!

Nice

I didn't expect any comments, let alone two.

+_Arctix_ I thought it was funny. Funnier than anything in this movie anyway. Not that that's hard. Though that strange clapping guy was funny.

My favorite is either Charmander's pubichair, or the wet oompa loompa armpit

Ain't I just adorable? Why?

garfield does all the weird shit

why was the movie made at all?

Don't know

@Really Bitch I'd just rather have a metaphorical "fat cat" rather than literally the cartoon Garfield

+Nicholas Hassan I would've. It would've been pure ace if they did a Garfield movie. Their black comedy style just fits Jim Davis' characters to a great degree.

Hell Yeah!!!

would have been better than this

Chance Mckenzie Absolutely.

+AussieMan Oh my god. Put Don Herdzfelt and the Coen brothers together to make a Garfield movie.

How did you survive this nightmare?

I had to watch the cat in the hat as well so yah fresh hell

*You look shocked*

The Garfield Show is not bad imo.

I enjoy the Garfield show, even though it can be bad sometimes

@@StoopidsMario its good its just the animation is kind of lazy sometimes

Zak Playk Right? I don’t get why everyone hates it. I actually like the show.

Or pet force..........

Mike J already reviewed the sequel. channelawesome.com/shameful-sequels-garfield-2/

Hey Generic Actor, are you gonna do this to every comment that says something negative about a film? Yeah, god forbid someone not find a film perfect, but its OK to lower someones self esteem by saying "nobody cares about you!" Sick bitch.

***** I wasn't going to like it, but now I'm going to like it.

***** NC used to do requests. He did Digimon and Pokemon, but that was a long time ago. Maybe he only does a request if thousands of different people ask?

simbasorariku3 what happened to that guy?

No idea

Probably buried in the yard

that cartoon may have overdosed itself with sci fi plots (time travelling, alternate universe, special machines, etc.).but whenever they featured a toned, slice of life/urban fantasy/cartoon slice of life/fourth breaker episode it was good.

Lyman. He had a moustache? Remember?

well, the whole point of that movie was that animated characters can come to life in the real world. So that wouldn't really work anywhere else.

Unless we have actual hand drawn animation instead of real people at all, it wouldn't work. If we had that many skilled hand drawn animators out there it would make it much easier to have this kind of stuff, but unfortunately the skill isn't there, as now we have computers to make it a tad faster and easier.

CGI is animation

Yes. If the CGI wasn't there it would have been completely fine. Completely.

"It works in Roger Rabbit because you're supposed to know that he's not there" You're kidding me, right?

Karstens Creations This is one hell of an underrated comment.

Garfield....look into your heart!

You forgot Bone Simple, Barkton Fink, The Catlitter Proxy, Purrgo, The Cat Who Wasn't There, A Serious Cat, True Kitt, Inside Jon Davis and the Ballad of Purrster Scruggs.

Some of these titles sounds like a bad porno...

You forgot one for Barton Fink

@@jjb1908 agreed

Don't forget about filling it with ads/product placement.

+Logan Mulliniks The Demon Ninja I know! Good thing the studios are more independent and don't need Hollywoods help.

If these movies annoy you, then stay as far away as possible from any other movies made by Davis Entertainments, possibly the laziest movie studio(at least mainstream) in existence. They're the people who have given us such beloved classics as Little Monsters, Predator, Waterworld, The Man From UNCLE, Marmaduke, Garfield, Mr Popper's Penguins, Richie Rich, Dr Dolittle, Daddy Day Care, I Robot, Fat Albert, Norbit, Eragon, Victor Frankenstein, and Gulliver's Travels...

Same It's a lot funnier in Spanish

Denver3344 Eh, it's nostalgia, you saw it as a kid, but growing up with a more refined or specific taste you prefer and that nostalgia becomes either something worthwhile or a waste of your time as a youth.

Denver3344 Yep, that's the cursed power of Nostalgia for you!!!

Denver3344 I liked Baby Geniuses as a kid. You don't know shame, man...

I saw this movie in the theater when I was 15 and I never liked it. And I'm a lifelong Garfield fan.

Slashbash Shame! Shame! Shame! 'dingle ding' Shame! Shame! Shame! 'ding ding ding' (reference: game of thrones)

***** No need to be a dick dude. Be more considerate of people's feelings in the future.

Date Masamune There was a Marmaduke movie???

What. . . . Was Marmaduke from?

Date Masamune Yeeeaaaah...."Garfield," at the very least, I can see having a story. "Marmaduke"....HOW THE HECK DO YOU MAKE A STORY OUT OF THAT?! YOU CAN'T DO A MOVIE OUT OF THAT! "Beetle Bailey". "Calvin and Hobbes". "Hagar the Horrible". Heck, "Cathy"! All of those you can formulate a story out of. "Marmaduke"...just doesn't seem possible. And just by giving the title character the ability to speak, when he never did in the comic, seems to indicate the people behind the movie knew this too.

Date Masamune This was one of those movies where the director pretty much said "You know what character is popular? yeah that one, lets just do a Half ass movie for fast cash!" that sums up Garfield, Marmaduke, Yogi Bear, Scooby Doo, Hulk (2003), and so on... Surprisingly Smurfs and Alvin and the Chipmunks although critic fails they still resemble some connection with the original material and gave both adults and new generation of children something to enjoy, it might not date well as the originals but a certain percentage of the movie at least tried!

Stuffing Your Face As Usual.

Lego Batman 27 I gotta have a good meal

*L* *A* *S* *A* *G* *A*

Where did you learn to fly?

All you had to do, was follow the damn train CJ

You are a Raider, Legendary!

Trouble with the trolley, eh?

''Joker's in trouble, somebody heal him!'' -an annoying black (not) cat, 2019

Thankfully, we’re getting an animated Garfield movie in 2024. 😊

It's a slight quack noise but I heard it.

Get in the car, we’re going to find the person who asked

I can not comprehend this stupidity

Oh my god you are every where!!

20:10 ok those were kind of shitty effects, but they weren't out of place in this movie! Believed it for a second or two lol.

Zivko 1996-2008 was a dark time for cinema...

Except for Iron Man

+Sherif El Sharkawy You just summed up modern Hollywood.

Sherif El Sharkawy Why can't they just let our all-time favorite classics rest in piece. These classics are timeless, the only way you can make a good film that rivals the originals. Is to expand upon what made those films great in the first place and see what the faults are in those films and fix them. Then when that's done, try to make it's into it's own thing. That's how you create something timeless, obviously it's easier said then done. I have one question, did 2001 A Space Odyssey do poorly at the box office when it was released, and wasn't it critically panned back then too?

Hotsex spy to put it briefly, it received polarizing reviews on initial release but picked up an audience due to its association with psychedelic/counter culture and of course the genius branding of "the ultimate trip", specifically young people tripping balls during the star gate sequence. It actually wound up being on of the highest grossing films that year (I think the Graduate was no. 1, crazy right?) I don't know what you mean by letting classics rip but I wholly believe you can't have a good film without a good script. More power to actually talented creative individuals, the auteurs, and quality control on the writing; less about ego, that's how you make quality, timeless cinema

Hotsex spy In my opinion, some movies are just better left on their own, because sometimes even attempts to capitalize on a movie's plot just end up either derailing the franchise or are just a desperate attempt to make money. Take 'Die Hard' and 'The Terminator', two well-renowned action franchises. Each of them have had follow-up movies in the current decade; 'Terminator: Genisys' and 'Die Hard 4'(or was it 5?) Both movies were sequels to two excellent action movies, yet the new movies were abysmal and were only released to make a quick buck. You can tell just off the lazy writing, uninteresting villains and overall poor production. Movies such as 'Taxi Driver', 'Goodfellas' and 'Pulp Fiction' are the caliber of movies better left alone, since they are exceptional in their own right. If only the business moguls of Hollywood would understand that.

Goldifying I for once, actually agree with what you're saying, I'm in the same mindset about the importance of writing. However, I find that all sides need to be as equally balanced in order to make a film shine. Yes I do think writing should be treated with extra care. Sherif El Sharkawy Yep, another example is the Psycho remakes on a film that really didn't need to be remade, It was Hitchcock's ultimate film, next to Vertigo.

I didn't expect that at all. Do I love this channel's audience!

We don't care

I feel your Tony Simone.

That's cute. I remember my nana taking me to see this

Yep, it's real and it's even worse.

I'd love to see the Nostalgia Critic tear that one apart as well!

Ben S for some reason I liked the second one more than the first. Something is wrong with me.

Ben S The only line I remember is "Why do the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?".

Doug's gonna review it!

Tammy Carrico Tru

Idk I wanna know too though

I've heard it before too but I can't find it

Silent Partner - Drizzle to Downpour :)

And a third. God help us all.

There isn't a third live-action movie. There's a ton of direct to DVD animated Garfield movies, but no more than two movies in this "live action cannon" (if that's even a thing, I don't know what to call them).

I suppose technically there is a canon, though neither film ever refernces the other.

Th-th-th-... whaaa....???? No way. I can't believe it. I won't. There's no way humanity could be that dumb... oh who am I kidding? I just wish there was something left to maintain my faith in humanity.

Roberta Tallienne

Yep he did.

But he could be dissing Toddler Titans Hell No show.

captaintaco2345 And Charmander's Pubic Hair?

I feel like Rob wrote those jokes.

If it was, i bet you he knows about the original show more and wants to diss that sorry excuse of a comedy show you call Teen titans go.

Same here!

Same here!

Same here!

Hame sere! Aw wait... Damn it....

S H A E M R E E

How ?

Why?the skits are awesome they make the review more interesting and you want to know what happens next.and i think nostalgia critic said it best "i love those movies or series that do that "and so do i.

Yeah, I don't hate all the skits, but most of the time they aren't funny, have little to do with anything, last way too long, and distract from the actual review. Especially the daredevil skit, where they literally just reinact the movie their reviewing

It's ironic how often NC criticizes bad acting in his reviews, since pretty much everyone involved in his skits - including himself - are just as terrible at acting.

Nyxter x Ok, I thought the skit was funny and well-done, but holy hell did your comment make me laugh

Qwazzy So basically what you're saying is that you can't criticize anything unless you can do better.

That means robin wants that pussy.

+Rasheed Edwards omg lol

John Smith So is she with or against Cat? Does explain Ace Rimmer though.

+Rasheed Edwards LMAO

+John Smith Is that why she was turned into a tiger in Mumbo's Hat?

How did they animate this, shoot this and claimed this acceptable?

Can't argue with that

Good Sir There is a clip of it at the end.

ARC the Clarinet manager there's just no real way to translate the pun into spanish. Nothing to do with the translators really.

My mom didn't want us watching Garfield (she thought he teaches kids to be lazy🙄) so to make it "educational", only let us watch it in the Spanish dub!

He already did that for Dreamworks-uary.

RamtroStudios Well, he took on the nostalgia of the 90's and maybe 80's but NOW he's taking on the early 00's.

RamtroStudios He tore that apart in Dreamworks-uary.

RamtroStudios Dreamworks in a nutshell: A great array of actors, does nothing with them. Just goes to show you, that even with the greatest actors money could buy, if the writing/directing is shit then they will be. You have to work in parallel with each area, a extreme lack of balance.

Hotsex spy They've still make some really good stuff. The Critic himself praised the hell out of Shrek 2, the Kung Fu Panda series and How to Train Your Dragon.

Emas.

Andrew-V/Ellnats I thought it was really hard to watch even when I was a kid

I remember loving this as a kid. I deeply regret it.

Puberty and JLH, I'm not ashamed

Same case with literally EVERY movie I watched.

Shiv Patel “Tony the Tigers Taint”

"The Fanta Fungus"

He probably was bound by a contract

He might have been contracted to do a sequel. Or maybe he just wanted a paycheck that badly.

GuineaPigDan I don't think money was an issue. Forced by contract.

Hotsex spy Same. Bill Murray owns a minor league baseball team that's actually fairly successful (I know because I live in Minnesota and used to work in a sports apparel shop) by minor league standards. He's not hurting for money. It probably was a contract thing.

+Kaija Schmauss Cool I live in Minnesota too, wassssup guuuurl?!

The Tin Memesman jizz, duh!

Lon? Sounds like Lon Chaney,get it? Lon

Jizz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Definitely Jizz. And I am rooting for Jizz. Who else wants to see Jizz?

Liz is hot

Oh god... but... but Tim Curry is so amazing!!! Why would he be in a movie about a fat lazy cat?!

+Pinkie CupcakePie he needed to pay for another mansion?

+RenagadetheRexRider Malcolm likes Pokemon

***** ................very well

+Mariokemon then malcolm knows what he's doing

+Mariokemon Him laughing at his first time seeing Gen 3 Pokemon in the Morgan Freeman video on his channel would say otherwise.

PopeLickVA what?

Shit, that's not a drinking game, that's a damn suicide mission.