i think a spiteful wizard cursed a cotton ball and now Brad is here
@rob2957stargazer2 жыл бұрын
I think you're right!
@cynthiagildea-dixon3142 жыл бұрын
Facts
@levity902 жыл бұрын
The cutest little demon Chicken
@okristynne2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bloodgout2 жыл бұрын
@@levity90 demon chicken lol
@MsVaughnKitty2 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is more fear in her voice dealing with Brad rather than freaking Karen is hilarious to me.
@deanfowlkes Жыл бұрын
Her mother told her that it is never ever ok to hit a rooster. Even when he is being a cock.
@rayrayray7494 Жыл бұрын
actully many of the vets i known over the years always say the same thing and i feel it applies they are more fearful of a small animal then a big one because the big one is usually easy to block and you can see them coming and also your less scared of hurting them and feel this applies here because karen has such a long neck its so easy for her to stop her attacks where has brad hes on top of her legs and the only thing she could have done to prevent it is use her feet aka small kick wich would result in a maybe injury to brad so instead she lets him get to the legs and asks him to stop witch shows great restraint on her part has for karen hurting her is not a fear all she has to do is put her hand up and let her run into it
@pippawarnke83756 ай бұрын
Same🤣🤣🤣
@hewlejr5 ай бұрын
Dude, roosters are literally and figuratively cocks. And they can do serious damage, even through boots and leather. I freaking love roosturds.
@jimsullivan28132 жыл бұрын
Gary was a mechanic when he was in the military.
@ronlee65902 жыл бұрын
I like your thinking!
@English_MoFo Жыл бұрын
I bet he's got an American flag tattoo on his leg 🇺🇸
@bonnie3937 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I agree.
@wierdalien1 Жыл бұрын
@@English_MoFo Canadian
@WorldOfTess2024 Жыл бұрын
His days in the motor pool were his finest!
@MissP71972 жыл бұрын
Looks like you caught three llamas that have just been busy lighting fires and smoking cigarettes (but not inhaling) if you ask me!!
@useless_farm2 жыл бұрын
This.
@rrenee5012 жыл бұрын
I saw the guard tower. They managed to slip by whomever was on duty.
@AL-fl4jk2 жыл бұрын
“Cigarettes”
@johnnycigar20612 жыл бұрын
@@useless_farm lol. Respect
@warrchyld24412 жыл бұрын
Mike turned around like shit do I smell like smoke🤣🤣🤣
@edinburghredneck2 жыл бұрын
Those are the silliest Bunny Horses I have ever seen. Michael's mullet is just spectacular. I'm pretty sure that Gary Goose is the Manager that Karen has been wanting to talk to- he just seems to know he’s gotta supervise these fools.
@indiafox5786 Жыл бұрын
Im totally using bunny horses from now on 🖤☺️
@thomaswhite7783 Жыл бұрын
Gary doesn't want to talk with Karen, she's always looking down on him.
@theothermrs.randle34162 жыл бұрын
Michael seems like he'd have love beads hanging in the doorway to his bedroom and have incense burning...all the time🤣❤❤❤
@dib41522 жыл бұрын
There's a medallion nestled in this thick chest hair...
@liftedlegend7102 жыл бұрын
What are love beads ?are they like anal beads?
@tennillepatterson55002 жыл бұрын
Ladies, welcome to my room.
@MrsMrMoney2 жыл бұрын
@@liftedlegend710 well love beads are actually beaded hippy necklaces, but OP is talking about a beaded curtain.
@lorierhardt55512 жыл бұрын
smoked a few reefers too lol.
@Atypical_leo2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when the Gary and the ducks were gossiping by the tractor 🚜😁😁❤️
@torakunoichi Жыл бұрын
All poultry are surprisingly chatty I hand raised two chickens at the farm I was working at and gave them names, if you addressed them they would click in response and follow you around If you gobble turkeys gobble back at you
@Ranchladytmd2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but Michael reminds me of Ashton Kutcher
@haileybradley64162 жыл бұрын
Not just Ashton Kutcher, definitely Michael Kelso.
@Ranchladytmd2 жыл бұрын
@@haileybradley6416 YES!! That’s it! Kelso! Ty!
@neytorrey332 жыл бұрын
Right?!😂😂
@AlexAndra-iy5zu2 жыл бұрын
😂☠️😂
@TheRealdal2 жыл бұрын
Now that I think of it, your right. Only that 70’s version!
@tashaturner4518 Жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of how CUTE Gary’s little waddle is!! ♥️ 🦆
@alexie1010102 жыл бұрын
You walking with Gary, and Michael being excited to see you was just so adorable! 🥺❤️
@geoffankrett7012 Жыл бұрын
Your animals are living the best life 👏👏👏
@discopuma2 жыл бұрын
At 7:54 is when they start discussing how they would fix the tractor better than the human
@themusicmanmn2 жыл бұрын
I love the neutral indifferent look on her face when shes patiently waiting for the rooster to stop crowing
@maijamcnogiven94842 жыл бұрын
I love when you and Gary race. Gary's like you won't beat me cause I'm fast.
@SibyllaBB2 жыл бұрын
This was like playing a relaxing first person video game! So nice to explore the farm
@kimbaxley7595 Жыл бұрын
Michael has the best hair. Well and of course Stanley does too.😊❤️
@malachicopple37712 жыл бұрын
Michael was so happy to see you! What an Angel he is.
@Oliverthehound2 жыл бұрын
You have an amazing piece of land! I pay to go walking in forested areas that look like where you call home.. You must feel so blessed to experience the things you have surrounding you in your world. Enjoy everyday with all of your friends on the farm!
@lunabytes2 жыл бұрын
Arhh Micheal looks like he found the best secret room at the rave!!!
@mellyboo5132 жыл бұрын
I’d like to spend the day with Michael. Just doing Michaely Michael things.
@useless_farm2 жыл бұрын
Honestly Michael’s life is bliss
@bonnieallen93722 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@liambenyamin5482 Жыл бұрын
Llama Guru
@maggiehernandez263 Жыл бұрын
Where is Jason?
@dotesondots Жыл бұрын
Definitely. 🦙
@hollykane40002 жыл бұрын
When the ducks and Gary were all talking to eachother I thought of them being on a daytime tv show like the view but they make way better hosts than humans do
@rjchavers92672 жыл бұрын
The cuteness is real. Gotta love when they started running towards you, happy for you to be back home with them. 💛
@Ooobus2 жыл бұрын
I would sell my eyelids to have a place like this and the family and animals as neighbours xxxx
@kaylae65412 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!?
@gbyrd1970 Жыл бұрын
Me too!!!!!! I absolutely adore animals!
@ahill4642 Жыл бұрын
😂 but your eyes would dry out to raisin consistency and you wouldn’t be able to see any of it!
@Ooobus Жыл бұрын
@@ahill4642 but could still cuddle with eyes of fruit : )))
@ghostscantkill2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Gary, Pencil, Michael, and Brad were a stadium rock band in a different life. Brad on vocals, Gary on Guitar, Michael on Bass, and Pencil on drums with Craig as a hired gun on keyboards. I'm certain.
@melodiefrances38982 жыл бұрын
Pencil on drums, perfect lol!
@JBunny74822 жыл бұрын
I love how Michael is 100% your baby 😍😍😍 the way he came running to you. The stuff dreams are made of. He knows he's the favorite and his brother/dad knows also 🤣
@coleem10122 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen such an intelligent goose running to keep up with you. Holy cow that’s impressive!
@averydavis1943 Жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong the goose is cute, but him running after his owner isn't exactly "impressive", that's just what geese do.
@johngarrett29092 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel. It’s perfect for very early morning coffee. I love that you love all the animals. It’s a nice thing to watch during these chaotic times… thank you for making the time to share.
@Buckblacket2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the title "Useless Farm" is tongue in cheek because you have a great farm. It's so relaxing watching you wandering around it talking to your birds and animals, each with their own name. Keep up the good work 👏
@arthurbastian26992 жыл бұрын
She calls it useless farm because she has no expectations of the animals. They are allowed to be just who they are and none are work animals. Such a beautiful, chaotic space :-)
@milliesecond1022 жыл бұрын
The alpacas are living their best life! They were happy to see Amanda but they weren't too excited that their exploration was over. What a dream property and loving humans for rescued animals ❤❤❤
@lvklimek24682 жыл бұрын
I guess this is what addicted feels like because I can't stop watching these videos this lady is so funny and she loves her animals so much I love these videos thank you for posting
@jeffk4122 жыл бұрын
Love the "slice of life" style videos, very relaxing... Thank you!
@misskimridesagain2 жыл бұрын
my mom used to have a rooster like Brad .. she would pick him up and carry him around under her arm, not able to move his legs or wings .. after doing this a couple times he became much more docile and quit trying to flog her everytime she went outside .. it's an old wives tale to do that
@karensmith4336 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if that would help Karen?
@misskimridesagain Жыл бұрын
not sure .. probably will need some special rigging to hoist her 😁
@Nirrrina Жыл бұрын
Maybe she could make a carrier & carry Karen on her back all day long like a baby. At the very least no one will bother you at Walmart. But you might end up on the internet!
@misskimridesagain Жыл бұрын
yep. under the title what video made you famous 🤣🤣
@dianemariehawkins998 Жыл бұрын
We used to visit my Aunty who had geese and rosters. Scary animals! Could never catch them! Not that I tried! Always loved animals! Had menagerie of cats and dogs. Have disappeared the others ruled the roost. 12 siblings. Assortment of skills required. I remember when one of our ole cats was sick, several robust brothers in tears! The same that tortured him. No animals presently having lost my two dogs past two years. I walk neighbours dogs until I’m ready.
@Ambah8182 жыл бұрын
So cute that they see you and immediately come out lol Michael is my spirit animal !!!
@bodhiswayze18922 жыл бұрын
Wow, your property is beautiful! Those are some very lucky and well looked after animals ❤️
@nicolepool92422 жыл бұрын
New to your channel and I have to say I am in love with your animals and your very funny delivery!
@Empath792 жыл бұрын
It's so nice that the animals have all that space to roam around in! 😊
@shelparks9882 жыл бұрын
Her voice is so endearing and the videos do relaxing
@LupusWarriorBreeze2 жыл бұрын
I love how when she talks to the "sweeter" acting animals(Gary, Michael & the boys, Stanley, etc) her voice changes to the sweet, childlike voice we all use when we talk to our babies, human or otherwise, Lol.🥰
@0T772 Жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite video of all, I loved that walk with Gary, you truly are an amazing person.
@madamlt57582 жыл бұрын
At the end there it looked like the ducks and Gary were all having a very important conversation. A meeting perhaps.
@neilm.greenberg41732 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh...just discussing the tractor repair, and who's going for the beer...😁
@boop49042 жыл бұрын
What a lovely place you have. And lovely lives your animals are living. Good for you. ☺️❤️
@juliaeberle85762 жыл бұрын
Gary and the ducks at the tractor repair scene -well , they made it into a scene - was hilarious!!!!
@mandystanhope2 жыл бұрын
Brad sure makes it easy for you to find your way home from the back fields even if you were blindfolded 😂
@ronlee65902 жыл бұрын
Brad could wake the dead w/his cock a doodle do.
@crittermama Жыл бұрын
I love how they all have their own little "gangs". They all seem so happy... even Karen and Brad seem to really enjoy that they get to do a little violence.
@darkdrengr59442 жыл бұрын
I really felt that "Never you Brad" 🤣🤣
@lizslilcorneroftheinstitution2 жыл бұрын
I adore the relationship you have with the animals! I’m surrounded by people who see any critter as a nuisance. It’s so refreshing to see people truly enjoy such an array of animals! Thank you!
@crittermama Жыл бұрын
How rude of then to think your critter is a nuisance. We have 4 cars and 1 dog, it's love to have more, but we Dune have adequate space. I don't particularly care for people, I do love animals. I get to work from home full-time and I'm with my babies all day long. I love it. I hate when I have to leave them to run errands. We only have a few rules, mostly for safety, so my fur babies get to be themselves.
@ahill4642 Жыл бұрын
you need to find yourself some new people
@DriveSMR2 жыл бұрын
3 alpacas running away has to be one of the cutest things
@Juli-ge4yp2 жыл бұрын
That is just adorable that Gary knows his name and follows you - goes on walks with you. You must have snacks on you 24/7.
@laurap44152 жыл бұрын
These videos are so calming. Thank you for sharing your silly menagerie with the world. 💖
@tromtee2 жыл бұрын
Michael and his mullet hat omg. Although he's also got a burned out hippy spirit. I love him.
@chrisx97672 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying your farm! You all make my day!!
@labadoor260710 ай бұрын
The love in her voice, when she calls Michael!!
@ryannhumphrey71772 жыл бұрын
Hi from Utah! I’m new to the channel and absolutely love it! I have been trying to talk my husband into getting alpacas for awhile now,still a hard NO. So I’m glad you share yours and I get to enjoy them. Thank you so much for sharing! 💜
@sherrygallier47062 жыл бұрын
You and Michael crack me up. Love our videos.
@stephgreen3070 Жыл бұрын
Gary and his buddies conferring about what might be wrong with the tractor was the best. Reminds me of my husband and his buddies standing around the open hood of a car going “try it now!”
@davidwillis2922 жыл бұрын
Your interaction with your animals is most endearing. Love following ❤️
@diosa.loba333 Жыл бұрын
the way michael's afro bounces up and down when he's running 🤣
@bonnie3937 Жыл бұрын
How can you not be in love with Alpacas? Especially Michael! ❤️❤️
@zelda4lifeschramm2 жыл бұрын
Shes just authentic,funny,hand working,sarcastic and kind.I enjoy it so much and it appears ALOT of other people do too.Its nice to see.I hope all of you struggling find some peace.Im struggling myself and every moment I can get thats peaceful or makes me laugh is a beautiful thing.I love the useless farm
@markmcreynolds16222 жыл бұрын
You're just to funny! I love the way you interact with your animals!
@tanjah20682 жыл бұрын
I love your life and these personalities. Im ready to spend a weeks vacation to help you out on the farm to experience your joy. Not afraid of hard work. Thanks for sharing your farm.
@johngross83002 жыл бұрын
Your channel is a great place for smiles, laughs, wonder and admiration for your Love and care for all of the Useless Farms dwellers. Thank you.
@frankcooper53642 жыл бұрын
I love your farm and I love all the animals And I love the woman making the post she looks so Gorgeous Thank you for taking care of all the animals!!🙏😀❤🏆☮⚘😘
@h00lisgurl2 жыл бұрын
When they start coming out of the bushThey look like how toddlers do when they get found and have that suspicious look on them like they were up to no good
@archived10172 жыл бұрын
I really had my fingers crossed that she would find them smoking cigarettes and looking at Penthouse magazines or something equally old-school and dubious!
@naenaew.74422 жыл бұрын
Their Mad from getting Shaved!! Blessings n Peace To You All
@terrihowser9546 Жыл бұрын
I love Michael' poof of hair on his head. He's so cute.
@breezieb32972 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad there's a general consensus that Michael would wear dark brown velour bellbottoms and have beaded curtains and circle glasses. Straight outta the 70s, maaaan.
@malinnohall3707 Жыл бұрын
I love watching your friends dancing around, they qiute & beautifull.
@julietag.l.62612 жыл бұрын
I really miss my geese, when I watch you and Gary….
@gmcjetpilot2 жыл бұрын
My thumbs up took it from 999 to 1K.... I am very proud of my self. New to channel can you give us a complete run down of all your animals? Emu's, Alpaca's, Duck's, Geese, Chickens, Turkey's, Horse;s.... what else? You love the large "birds". Karen however is scary.
@AirgunChannel2 жыл бұрын
OMG! Just discovered your channel on Shorts. So funny! I love the way all the animals have human names. I hope Brad and Karen become nice some day! Stanley is the best...I really want to cuddle with an Emu some day. So cool! Thanks for the priceless content. -Nate
@ronlee65902 жыл бұрын
I think I saw an EMU included as one of the showcase prizes on the Price is Right.
@squeakybeak7832 Жыл бұрын
The chase with Gary goose was so cute!!!! What a card!
@judithgimblett616811 ай бұрын
I always end my day with your videos. Your home is beautiful with it crazy, unique kind of peace and tranquility. When the world gets me down you and your tribe left me right back up. Thanks for that. Much love from Wonthaggi, Australia xx
@PaganPunk10 ай бұрын
Whenever I see a Goose walking, The music from The Aristocats always pops into my head! ❤
@optimuscrimemom1432 жыл бұрын
They looked so suspicious coming out of the woods 😆 🤣
@Movnhorses5 ай бұрын
That is so funny the ducks and goose were discussing how to fix the tractor.
@debbievalentine681011 ай бұрын
Cuddles from micheal and Gary are just soul soothing. I prefer animals to most humans 😊
@SashaRiggs2 жыл бұрын
My husband and I watched "Not a thought behind those eyes..." about Michael and we will eternally use that to call people stupid. Thank you. Xo
@pzzuo1387 Жыл бұрын
That’s pretty cool that Gary helps you check the gates every day. I have a cat that helps me go down to check the mail every day. On the way back he always gets ahead of me about 15 feet, then lays down on his back for me to reach down and rub his tummy. This goes on until we get back to the house, about 250 feet from the road.
@debtrethewey-tervree992811 ай бұрын
All normal and pretty basic names....which I LOVE.....and then there's Pencil 😂 LOVE it too!!! You can just tell they are all so loved. AMAZING!❤❤
@Lara-xc1mf Жыл бұрын
Watched this two or three times now. Still not remotely bored. Enjoy the bits where you're just following Micheal, Keith etc, around too much. Loads of love to you and your crew.x
@kittiepride7772 Жыл бұрын
Gary Goose's little waddle is too freakin cute.....
@perkitaseaman3290 Жыл бұрын
So precious and adorable beautiful lady 🤩
@tashaturner4609 Жыл бұрын
Gary is ADORABLE!! So crazy how he stays right with you! ❤️
@heidid36612 жыл бұрын
What a lovely piece of land you have. So free of the people noises. No wonder your eyes are always smiling and your skin is so smooth. 😊
@bllasae2 жыл бұрын
"Michael I know you have absolutely no idea where you were" lmao
@jetpaq Жыл бұрын
She's gonna make me like geese....I used to not...but Gary is so sweet!!!
@nicelydunwell56812 жыл бұрын
Nice shot of Gary taking flight! ✈️
@marthalewko85415 ай бұрын
Your farm is so beautiful. All the animals seem so happy, except maybe Karen and Brad! I love all of them especially Michael.
@sodoodle2962 жыл бұрын
Why is Gary so cute? I don't know but in any case im glad his efforts don't go unappreciated.
@sandrahutto2 жыл бұрын
Michael's mullet never fails to crack me up.
@WEAREDERBY188411 ай бұрын
Isnt Amanda a sweetheart for giving these incredible animals an awesome life ❤
@simrandhaliwal31172 жыл бұрын
Such calming vibes are difficult to find these days🥲 on youtube
@marcusantoniusAfterDark6 ай бұрын
Seeing some of these animals - the alpaca gang or the emu - in your clips like here is very often like a scene out of a fantasy movie 🥰
@16MedicRN2 жыл бұрын
Keith is my spirit animal 💕🌟😊
@tuggers12252 жыл бұрын
How many acres do you have? It’s great how much you love your animals and watching you with them. I always find myself wondering how you do it all. Thank you for sharing and for being hilarious!
@susanmiller60232 жыл бұрын
Michael is my patronus and spirit animal.
@ahill4642 Жыл бұрын
Gary’s big flappy orange feet are dangerously cute. And the alpacas are adorable, running ahead of you. Their little knock knees and puffy tails keeping their junk discrete. I appreciate that kind of discretion.
@nancymeador48262 жыл бұрын
They look so good with their new cut! Love it.
@stevemacdaddy99092 жыл бұрын
Am I tripping or does one of those lamas have a Mullet?? I love how she interacts with all of her animals. She definitely has loving relationship with most showing their love in return. Except for Karen. Man that big bird is scary. Like Jurasic park scary. And I'm a big game hunter in grizzly bear country. Lol
@marshabraswell56812 жыл бұрын
Yes, that’s Michael with the mullet. 😂
@jennifermurdock9452 жыл бұрын
Karen’s call is scary, other worldly. When she emotes it’s how I imagine dinosaurs roaring. She’s a mean one, but the rooster, Brad is evil. He’s the spawn of the devil.
@michelethomas7645 Жыл бұрын
Karen is definitely scary!
@yvonnejones9940 Жыл бұрын
Yup. That's Michael Hunt with his 1 brain cell and iconic mullet. 😀😀😀😀😀😀