The contrast between Stanley being so mellow, and Karen being permanently on angel dust, is truly hilarious :)

*”work is temporary, Gary is forever”* truer words have never been spoken

"You're a dusty donkey" Totally melted my heart! So many beautiful things on this planet!

The "Useless Farm" is so beautifully useful to cure stress and pain from the soul... I love all the beauty and friendship seen here.

The way Stanley closes his eyes when you kiss him... he's in heaven!!

“Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” might be my favourite

I don’t know what I like the most about you, your amazing sense of humor or your unconditional love for these animals. ❤️ Especially Karen 🤣

Does anyone else just smile and laugh when they see Michael?

You and the critters are a huge boost for my mental health. Even Karen. Thank you so much, Useless Farm!

Everyone needs a screaming bush😆💜

I love how they all have human names. So funny!

I truly feel like Karen is jealous of the love Stanley has for you.

Doug is like a moth to flame when he sees farm lady.

That sound Karen makes is straight out of Jurassic Park. Wow and yikes

I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.

God Bless this Woman.She is an Angel.

The sarcasm and wit in this video is HILARIOUS!! Love love love it!!🤣🤣🙌💜

I love it when Gary complains…. What personalities they all have!!

Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD

I think we all need a ‘Doug the support Donkey’ in our life. I could use one for sure!

I watch your episodes almost every night after working full time and studying physics in uni. It's the best wind down ever

“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤

"Michael put those away for God's sake!" Omg you're hilarious!

You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!

😂😂😂the screaming bush And “work is temporary. Gary is forever “ dead

I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.

She's a natural beauty , a farm girl, loves the outdoors!! 😒 somebody is a very lucky fellow.

Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣

Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese. I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️

Dirty Mike, Craig and Keith out there looking like the three fluffkateers.

Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!! God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!

Thank you! I’m living my “farm” fantasy through your antics. ♥️

Doug likes “hey look…a rake!” 🤣

I love how you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet very long😂. You missed them and had to go check on them all❤️

I just found you a couple days ago. I'm obsessed with watching your videos. I feel like I'm standing next to you. Thank you. P.S. I love Michael.

You with Gary and Stanley just warm my heart. Just the sweetest 💕

I like Michael's mullet, it suits his personality

I love the combination between the very obvious love you and your beasties share and all the sh*t-talk. LOVE IT!

Can we all just appreciate for a moment that mama UF kissed a dandruffy sweaty emu?

I love that Gary has his own kayak! 😄 This is how life should be.

Karen is So Sassy.Cracks me up 🤣

Thank you for these videos and for giving a wonderful life to all these babies. Even the ones that peck your feet! 💕

I freakin love this woman!😂

I just love the way that you love all of your animals! So glad that I found your channel! Your videos truly make my day! Hilarious!

Michael's Mulllet is hilarious!

I just want to give a Doug a hug.

I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟

Doug is such a good boy! I love him!

I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!

Just love this! I'd love to know the story behind this useless farm 😍 amazing to see animals with such open space!

For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding! thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.

Awe Doug is sweet ❤️ Let’s see more Doug. Donkeys can be very affectionate

I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :) (edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)

Love all of them! You friend are hilarious 😂. Although I think I would give anything for Stanley snuggles and Gary cuddles. 🥰

You come up with the BEST names!! I mean they are all great… but girl, Gary Geussey!?! That’s brilliant!!

I just found your Useless Farm today. It is delightful and so are you and your critters. I'm in love!

I love your narrative. I was purging old documents.. boring activity. You are your friends were a great background. Thank you, 😊👍😊

This lady is amazing. Thanks for illustrating the emense strength of character needed to care for and live with so many fascinating beings!

I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜

Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏

How in the world is this so calming to watch. I would. Love to pet and kiss every animal.

Such love and affection you show to them!!!♥️♥️♥️

“Brad…nobody wants your bullshit…nobody wants it.” 😂🤣😂

I need to remember to not eat or drink while watching your videos. Choking with laughter! 😆😆😆

I love that Michael has a mullet. 😍

Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks

6:24 🤣🤣🤣 I’m cracking up tonight I just binged on almost all the shorts and then I came across this gem

what a beautiful pond with trees' in the back 1:04! Just found this channel a couple days ago, and I already love it!!

I absolutely love your channel! Love your chill vibe ❤️

I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x

Oh, your scenery and nature looks so familiar and alike ours here in Finland! 😊😘🤗 Your animals are so beautiful and happy 😍💖💕

"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods

Love the "screaming bush" 😂 They are so silly!

Gary the DUCK has a kayak!😂 LOVE it!

Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world

You are such a cutie ! God bless you for being so good to animals! I love your videos!

“Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂 “Work is temporary, Gary is forever “ 😂😂 Love it. That, and the screaming bush hahaha!

I can imagine Karen saying: “B****** be gone!” before she runs off 😂

I'm so glad you have so much land?! Happy animals!!💛😊💕

I love your videos and love the names of all your members of your farm. This one is a long one this time and loved it.

Work is temporary. Gary is FOREVER.....love it💞

I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️

I'm pretty sure your comedic timing could win an Oscar.

"Maybe break some things, maybe not...." I love this.

I originally only knew about Urban Rescue Ranch, but I am so happy I found your channel. I love that you both have the angriest, meanest birds! Your name choices are just next level too!

I am envious of Michael's studly mullet!!

Ahh I love this! Real life at its finest. The animals are fascinating, but definitely are humorous.

Michael's hair, when you look at him from the side is very 80's Bonnie Taylor'esk!!! Gorgeous!!

The screaming Bush 🤣 I need me one of those

Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.

Sweetheart, your videos are so entertaining!! God bless you, THANKYOU, so very much for making my stressful days better!! 🤗😉

I need a Gary goose in my life, he's so calming.

Of all the animals, I think I love Michael the best. His personality is much like my black cat, Hallow...sweet, adorable, and clueless. ♥

I just read the bio of the animals on your web - had me laughing my hurt off .. their personalities omg ! Love! I’d love to know more about the humans too 👏 👏 👒 🎩

Oh my goodness I am absolutely obsessed with you and your animals now. Karen is a trip 😂🤣

I keep re watching your videos. I love all your babies and your funny narration is addictive. You have a wonderful channel. Thank you

I love the names you give your kids! I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you sweet lady.

Who gave this a thumbs down?? Karen??? 🥴🤣

I love your useless farm! It's actually very useFUL to the animals that you provide wonderful loving homes to. You are amazing and quite funny as well!