The Starbucks Abductor

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Жыл бұрын

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@voidmayonnaise Жыл бұрын

How does he have TP stuck to his shoe *before* going to the bathroom? Truly a time traveler.

@sideshow8o872 Жыл бұрын

I was wondering how GSE didnt pick up on that

@derekandjo75 Жыл бұрын

LOL

@Rich-Gordon Жыл бұрын

Lmao hell yeah!!!

@Tom-ok2rh Жыл бұрын

Looks like a napkin to me🤔

@killerr721 Жыл бұрын

Even the universe knew he was a piece of shit

@rocknjock872 6 ай бұрын

It is so cool you guys can stop individual gas pumps like that. Such a great tool when someone steals.

@Ginnetix Жыл бұрын

I thought you were gonna deduct the cost of the coffee from his gas. lol. That would've been hilarious.

@lovettewilliams4114 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😅

@CastorTroyMC Жыл бұрын

He shoulda done that

@Jimmy-yh1qq Жыл бұрын

Theif: yOu gOt mE FuCkEd uP

@toolondaboards 11 ай бұрын

I had the same thought! LMAO.

@Borderlinevampire 11 ай бұрын

I wish you could but you can't. I work at a gas station and in order to prevent theft whenever a customer uses a credit/debit card to prepay for gas anything that isn't pumped gets automatically refunded onto their card.

@MrJals11 Жыл бұрын

I'll never understand people having 200$ shoes on but end up stealing a 5$ drink lmao

@bizcochodulce Жыл бұрын

Woow! Biden is doing a great job. The last time i visited USA, 80 USD for a pair of shoes was really too much.

@vantheanimeman1855 Жыл бұрын

Right 😂 he must’ve thought, buy 3 drinks get one free

@gitboy314 Жыл бұрын

They will steal what they can.

@latinaparfait Жыл бұрын

Because shoes are considered drip to the brothas of a culah, if you ain't got that drip you a brokie.

@JiffGaming Жыл бұрын

@@latinaparfait Drip, bitches, and bread is the most important thing to a basketball American.

@justinmcconnell7886 Жыл бұрын

I like the casual “what up Greg” while busting this guy out. 😂

@AnyColorYouLikeBro Жыл бұрын

That was to let the dude know he had backup. Might not have even been Greg

@gabrielleelliott500 Жыл бұрын

😂

@princequestly2218 Жыл бұрын

@@AnyColorYouLikeBro that’s exactly what he did. Greg actually looked at him confused. I wonder if he even knew him. 😂😂😂

@eggjones6039 Жыл бұрын

Lmao I was walking in an it was late i had no clue what is going on 😂

@adirall Жыл бұрын

@@eggjones6039lol!

@gd1669 Жыл бұрын

That dude definitely has a warrant the way he left 😆

@posheditor Жыл бұрын

😂

@bingeclub7893 Жыл бұрын

lol thought the same exact thing

@gabrielleelliott500 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bubba99009 Жыл бұрын

He also probably has a couple rocks left in his pocket from what he already smoked up earlier.

@TheBuri00 10 ай бұрын

The math session graphics and music at 1:45 😂

@robertsides3626 Жыл бұрын

I am growing increasingly concerned that 90% of the things you purchase from a gas station has been at one point in some strangers pants.

@N8tiveBaller22 Жыл бұрын

When he heard “police” he was ready to run 😂. You know he had warrants.

@MrWaifuTaker Жыл бұрын

I love the deer-in-headlights stare they always give when confronted.

@k.s.3653 Жыл бұрын

I dont think thats the look of someone who just got caught, its just looks like nothing is going on in his brain behind those eyes

@NowhereMan7 Жыл бұрын

Noone will ever beat that one lady outside her car. I dont know how to reference it but if you know, you know. I think she had a partner with her. She was SUPER stuck in head lights, her mind just scrambling, it was so entertaining seeing which facial expression she was going for but she could settle on one.

@Naltddesha Жыл бұрын

@@k.s.3653 that nigga was just stoned

@thelunchlady8276 Жыл бұрын

@@NowhereMan7 Who is Noone and why are they beating up ladies outside their cars?

@carolesmith4864 Жыл бұрын

That look is the only look he has. Like dead eyes.

@joefair9672 4 ай бұрын

Winner of the 2023 Never had a job ever, silly clown hair contest !!! 10/10 !!!

@tr984 Жыл бұрын

He looked so scared like he was bout to cry when he came back in the store 😂

@supercoolpartydude3575 Жыл бұрын

Perfect example of a compulsive theft. Dude could afford all of that but just had to need the thrill of stealing.

@timmiller1 Жыл бұрын

I think the calculator scene showed he couldn’t afford the final drink and also that quantity of gas.

@OfficialDiffy Жыл бұрын

I doubt he could've afforded that.

@daniellee1722 Жыл бұрын

Stealing a starbucks he's ready for the x games!

@Airon0727 Жыл бұрын

@@daniellee1722 i dont get it lol

@HaHaVolva1599 Жыл бұрын

@@pkd.81 A Good trait at that cause he even left without his gas he payed for so he & the store is even now

@DecayLegacy Жыл бұрын

Dudes love looking like they're rich, wearing expensive shoes and shit, but then they're stealing a $3 drink lmao

@pastoryoda2789 Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@leeanaperez3738 Жыл бұрын

100% facts

@joshua1935 Жыл бұрын

Guy looks like a bum.

@blockthewind8544 Жыл бұрын

All they care about is materialism.

@LegacyFarmandFiber Жыл бұрын

This is 2023, that drink is at least $4.50

@davonna5992 Жыл бұрын

I could not handle the anxiety I would get if I had this responsibility! Good on ya!

@JulianJohnston919 Жыл бұрын

Being a cashier?

@wastedtalent666 Жыл бұрын

@@JulianJohnston919 No busting people

@coreystenson2010 Жыл бұрын

I used to do overnight security in popular area. Homeless people all the time. Had to confront them. Some were cool but some could be unpredictable. Extremely unfulfilling and demoralizing experience.

@filmsta5sixtoosie 8 ай бұрын

Defiantely not worth the pay

@Cristina-RoxanaCristinaR-mj4gm 8 ай бұрын

@filmsta Definitely.

@oopscapslock3532 10 ай бұрын

guys got balls for confronting people all the time like this lol gotta respect it

@jackskudlarek3138 5 ай бұрын

@@EyeXombiereminds me of cart narcs. Guy sounds like a muppet but looks like a bouncer. Never judge the voice behind a camera.

@reptilian5651 Жыл бұрын

greg walks in like its a sitcom

@sav- Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@jeffmcc93 Жыл бұрын

Just needs an applause track.

@VeeOasis 11 ай бұрын

@@jeffmcc93like its a guest appearance, "WOOOOOOO!!! *fast clapping that goes on for way too long*"

@j.spaceman6669 4 ай бұрын

Old Greg.

@lunckytunk Жыл бұрын

He must’ve got confused by that “Grab-N-Go” sign by the delicious 1/4 meat with 3 slices of cheese sandwiches, made fresh daily!

@dystopian.. Жыл бұрын

* made fresh daily

@TdwtSierraFan123 Жыл бұрын

He's so dumb he probably thought it meant he could grab any item in the store and go without paying😂😂

@lunckytunk Жыл бұрын

@@dystopian.. LOL I forgot the whole line🤣

@harrison777ify2 Жыл бұрын

Still can’t believe that video exists lmao

@winendesertrose Жыл бұрын

I only wish there were a Marathon gas station near us. The sandwiches at most gas stations and even the local Walgreens are pretty sad

@boosterboo_gaming8596 8 ай бұрын

Imagine going to prison and someone asks why ur in and u say cos I stole a vanilla ice Starbucks latte

@dasteezyust4717 Жыл бұрын

This might be the best channel I think I've ever come across. This guy is a genius

@djtaitai Жыл бұрын

Thank goodness Greg popped in just in time for potential backup

@andrewmoore8992 Жыл бұрын

Nah my dawg woulda handled that lil dude no problamo

@chrisromero4552 Жыл бұрын

Hold up 2 Gatorades and a Body Armor for $5.86? That's a bargin and better price than here in Texas. Would at least be $7-8

@NextLevelAutoDetail Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. 3 drinks for $5 is insane lol

@ordinarypete Жыл бұрын

here in Commifornia that woulda been $10.33

@HeroOTime Жыл бұрын

Yep. San Diego here, I got 2 body armors and a 1L of water for $11.00

@TheCosta5000 Жыл бұрын

And he's stealing lol

@HBEHIMSELF Жыл бұрын

Sheesh 10$ for 3 drinks ?? Here in Georgia thats like 4.20

@CinephileSanityTV Жыл бұрын

Bro took off like he had warrants! lol

@user-wo5vs2cy1t 4 ай бұрын

The absolute best 7 min video about someone lifting a Starbucks Frappuccino

@kicksex Жыл бұрын

Lmao the moment with the equations coming at the screen might be one of the funniest moments in gas station encounters history 😂

@sageywavey Жыл бұрын

Definitely made me lol

@xMrsGontierx Жыл бұрын

Dude it made me CRAAAACK up xD

@quentinkaasa47 10 ай бұрын

Beetle juice, spell RED.

@Tristanl1980 Жыл бұрын

Always amazes me the amount of situational awareness you have with those cameras.

@blahblah7299 Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda creepy …for the gas station it’s not as bad but imagine this guy working a residential building which is way more boring …

@tamaramadison7563 11 ай бұрын

Why are stealing a Frappichio ?????

@damien1781 8 ай бұрын

You don’t have eyes I assume

@qyouwilber5734 8 ай бұрын

I loved the floating equations. Still laughing. Equation montage.

@Kris81999 4 ай бұрын

So much awkward silence with this one 😭🤣

@TheBinaryRecoil Жыл бұрын

Chirped his tires slamming the accellerator down, trying to outrun the internet. 😂

@bluebree 10 ай бұрын

He's probably on parole 😂

@bobbouchee1452 Жыл бұрын

Could only imagine stealing then having to go confront the clerk about gas LOL

@Thatdudewiththedogs Жыл бұрын

You know the SECOND it stopped working, his heart sank like, “fuuuuuck, did he catch me? He totally caught me…. Fuuuuuckk..” lol

@user-fu5yx6xc2m 11 ай бұрын

Bro I love the fact that he’s in the middle of the confrontation and he just says “sup Greg” the continuing

@doubtful8262 Жыл бұрын

That howl at the end was sweet. Scared him off Lol.

@nickb2912 Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see a video where the police shows up and justice is served

@firstlast8258 Жыл бұрын

Just us

@staceygram5555 Жыл бұрын

In this day and age, they'd probably show up, arrest the clerk, and apologize to the young gentleman for being "oppressive racists".

@coldarcticoasis Жыл бұрын

You have to look for them but a couple of times the cops showed up in some videos

@Metalborn710 Жыл бұрын

Police are less than useless.

@NicMediaDesign Жыл бұрын

@@coldarcticoasis Got any title?

@jackblast5809 Жыл бұрын

Clerk: “ why are you playing dumb?” Thief: “what is you talking about?” He’s not playing.

@jenniferglinski4675 2 ай бұрын

So glad I found this page. I needed a good laugh. Thank you

@judysoltow4474 8 ай бұрын

It takes alot of energy to listen to your hyped up voice for so long.

@Danny___Riot Жыл бұрын

I can’t stop looking at the toilet paper stuck to his show 🤣

@hg2blackcat411 Жыл бұрын

Show deez nuts 😂

@skipmars7979 Жыл бұрын

His hoodie says it all. He's coming in to "BARROW".

@farrah2558 Жыл бұрын

omg😂😂😂😂

@gabrielleelliott500 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this video was the best one

@bskee001 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE this channel so damn much and I wish I had the confidence this cashier has!

@fcukugimmeausername Жыл бұрын

6:07 Meanwhile 'Greg' walks in with four stolen Red Bulls under his hat. 🤣

@northernaura Жыл бұрын

That few secs of silence and stare before you exposed him got me laughing so hard 😩

@MikeTyson_II Жыл бұрын

He was obviously not "playin' dumb". 😂🤣

@BlueSummers101 Жыл бұрын

@6:50 awesome Ric Flair impression XD

@kenny.2021 Жыл бұрын

5:53 I love the transition from the security camera to a phone camera

@hamentaschen Жыл бұрын

Much peace and love to you man! Thanks for all the entertainment you provide. I must say, I am always scared when you confront these idiots. Just... please be careful.

@Robnord1 Жыл бұрын

True. Too many whackos these days. I'd recommend light body armor good enough for pistol rounds or a blade, plus I'd be packing a handgun. I'd hate to see us lose our talented host to an icepick through the heart or a 9 mm from a stolen handgun.

@bmxhawaii Жыл бұрын

This is the most underrated comment of the entire franchise.

@Styphoryte Жыл бұрын

@@Robnord1 Yes! Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for some kevlar and handguns for all employees of gas station encounters. Lmao.

@bosnbruce5837 Жыл бұрын

@@Robnord1 Confronting idiots while packing - anyone can do that. He's packing years of experience of dealing with ppl. Bottom line, its his decision.

@bevodee2078 Жыл бұрын

Would be cooler if he wore chain mail and steel armour ye olde style

@Easy_Going__ Жыл бұрын

I absolutely LOVED this one!! Not only did you bust him, but he left $39.55 behind…all for a $3 Starbucks drink 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Well done, sir! AND, you cleaned up his litter on the way out to bust him.

@RobertoTheGreat Жыл бұрын

Think it got refunded to his card since he didn't pump

@Easy_Going__ Жыл бұрын

@@RobertoTheGreat Too bad

@johnkerber9578 Жыл бұрын

Coffee drinks keep getting more and more expensive.

@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9 Жыл бұрын

@@RobertoTheGreat it's prepaid already. It's not an authorisation at the pump. So no, it didn't refunded him.

@KLondike5 Жыл бұрын

@@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9 He literally told him it'd be refunded since he was canceling the pump transaction.

@tylerphilbrook2917 3 ай бұрын

I feel like a thief for being able to watch such great content for free

@seinfan9 Жыл бұрын

The cops won't give two shits about petty theft. Guessing that was just to scare him off?

@landingtrouties Жыл бұрын

The stranger things music while mathing was absolute gold.

@rawwwrrr4024 Жыл бұрын

I hated to see her leave, but I loved watching her walk away.

@gingercat7925 Жыл бұрын

Well said

@snapmalloy5556 Жыл бұрын

No kidding...I kinda lost track after that

@CALL0US. Жыл бұрын

DEADASS 🍑👀

@Swampyankeehomestead Жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only pervert. Guess not!

@nvi9904 Жыл бұрын

Bro she aint even all that you really gotta go talk to a real woman

@pinebarrenpatriot8289 Жыл бұрын

The music and math equations that popped up when the shoplifter was paying that huge $5 dollar tab 🤣👍

@prett.foreignxx3709 Жыл бұрын

I think this is the funniest one yet😭😭.. he was calm asl😂😂😂

@gabrielleelliott500 Жыл бұрын

It definitely the best one I gotta watch again

@pettywaap6565 Жыл бұрын

The toilet paper he dragging around on his shoe….😂😂

@paulhb 4 ай бұрын

1. Equations were hilarious 2. I was hoping you would have said “Sup, Greg?” again when he popped up in the replay at the end. Masterful. One of the best ones yet.

@harrisonhanson2998 5 ай бұрын

I love how casual this guy always is in his confrontations.

@AnnihilatingKaos2012 Жыл бұрын

Why is it almost every time these lowlifes get caught, that’s when they offer to pay for it as if everything is just peachy now?

@QuadriviumNumbers Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@rowdyryano Жыл бұрын

The ending announcement is so funny with the still shot photo of the perpetrator. Not knowing a homie of their’s watchs fav gas station 😂

@candydigga Жыл бұрын

I gotta hand it to you. You do one of the best impersonation 😂

@Mambabwoy248 Жыл бұрын

I wanna go just to smile and let him no this content is PURE GOLD!! Show like this could’ve been on spike tv back in my day 😂 I’m 30 getting old

@mav5718 Жыл бұрын

The toilet paper on his shoe tho 😂

@katiesweet9437 Жыл бұрын

Took him long enough to discover the TP stuck to his shoe, AFTER he's walked around TWICE 😂

@ChrisHanken Жыл бұрын

I loved the math portion. The music and effects on the screen cracked me up!

@gman87x48 Жыл бұрын

Craig came into that gas station looking like a BOSS! 😂

@KingSilverTheNightWolf23 Жыл бұрын

There's nothing better than a fresh friendly baked Gas Station videos and he always makes our day or night even better keep it up

@loe1234567890 Жыл бұрын

It's better when there's 1/4lb of meat

@stan-oj7rz Жыл бұрын

😋 1/4 lb of meat with starsbuck sounds really nice 😊 lol!!!

@frozenhouse5362 Жыл бұрын

This is why I'll never let someone borrow my car again. My ex let her brother drive my car and he ended up running from the police and tore my shit up. I was pissed asf, especially when I found out he tried hiding my car at a car wash

@jonathanwynter4950 Жыл бұрын

Woudve been pissed I hope that’s the reason she’s your ex

@gabrielleelliott500 Жыл бұрын

Wooow 😧

@1solosoldier 11 ай бұрын

Now, thats a guy you can trust, being around your wife, wallet, and jewels!

@pedobear8071 Жыл бұрын

The TP stuck on his shoe for so long is a story of its own.

@yingle6027 Жыл бұрын

As Gandalf once said - "When T.P. stuck to the shoe, low be the I.Q." True story

@thisburns Жыл бұрын

I love how sarcastically serious his voice gets at the end of these videos 😂❤

@Cronoro Жыл бұрын

I love this channel! 😂

@TheOnlyIncognito Жыл бұрын

he's on something

@Mr._Infamous Жыл бұрын

That Frappuccino just cost him $39.55 and he left with no gasoline😂😂😂😂😂

@jimh.412 Жыл бұрын

@@armchairgeneralissimoHow do they know the gas wasn't pumped since he prepaid for it inside so that's all the credit card should know. 🤔

@Fischjesicht Жыл бұрын

The clerc said he gets refunded. So not really.

@atranfanatic Жыл бұрын

Props for having Chief Wahoo hanging on the wall! Never forget!

@ucrazynotme982 Жыл бұрын

Dude, I love the way you handle these things!!!🤣😂

@brettm8970 Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have to “play dumb”.

@toweringbub7660 Жыл бұрын

He looks so guilty it's hilarious

@Training_Wheels Жыл бұрын

I lay in a tub with my coffee and piss every 5 minutes 🛀

@HaHaVolva1599 Жыл бұрын

He's innocent

@casham6239 Жыл бұрын

I loved that look in his eye. "Damnnnnnnnnnnn, I'm buuuuusted, but I gotta play it cool." Lmao!!!!

@jwalkhooligan3597 Жыл бұрын

The way he takes off when you say police you just know he got warrants 😂

@KEEPINGitREAL213 Жыл бұрын

Your videos are GREAT!

@pokityrannus5471 Жыл бұрын

I am going to be open and honest, I used to be a shoplifter just like the people in these videos. I'd steal stuff like candy or other types of food mostly, justifying that most businesses I stole from could afford it. As of now I did come to my senses and really realize how stupid I've been these past few years and these videoes really hammer it home that it is simply not worth this type of risk and that it is just wrong to do. I can't change the past, but I can right my future so thanks for helping me get outta a dark place and teach me a valuable lesson before I ended up in deep trouble.

@mattkennedy6115 Жыл бұрын

You’re a slippery lil rattle snake 🐍

@pkdude5334 Жыл бұрын

I think the problem is that everyone assumes that business owners have endless amounts of money. It helps to know a small business owner and to see how hard they often work for sometimes little money.

@youraveragedoomeramirahmed4332 Жыл бұрын

Yep I am a past prof shoplift taking tons of cosmetics and selling to fence.

@Bowl427 Жыл бұрын

Hell no they over charge for so much shit I’m not paying for that

@zurlac9548 Жыл бұрын

once a dirty thief always a dirty thief. dirtbag

@zachgalante3577 Жыл бұрын

Love when Gregg rolls through

@Sl33PY3Y3Z97 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when you said 5.86 and the equations started filling the screen lol

@shaquille_0atmeal69_ 10 ай бұрын

I love how he waits for them to exit with the item before confronting them😂😂😂🤣

@StrawHatGuy_ Жыл бұрын

I would have just deducted double the cost of the Starbucks drink from the money he put towards the gas lol

@Dr.Acula76 Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought

@drewr9580 Жыл бұрын

That’s what we normally do lol

@michaelc3977 Жыл бұрын

And that would be stealing.

@marcuscreed3903 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelc3977 I mean not really. He just paid for the drink then.

@marcuscreed3903 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelc3977 oh right. The "double" part.

@joebarmann Жыл бұрын

Great shot of the culprit!

@rogereverett4467 5 ай бұрын

These videos and commentary are hilarious.

@nickquck3571 8 ай бұрын

That’s my first time seeing him wow 😁😁😉I always love to hear your voice over

@chrissarvello6852 Жыл бұрын

A Kill Tony and Dave Portnoy plug in one video. This man knows how to show love. Love some funny af Kill Tony.

@nickm4974 Жыл бұрын

Joe and Tony need to react to GSE! Jamie pull that up

@alpe6228 Жыл бұрын

This guy multitask skills are something,he literally has eyes everywhere lol.

@Handy2Handgun 9 ай бұрын

When I walk into a gas station I now hear you in my head as I look around stoned af

@3viley3 10 ай бұрын

First time here, love the content. Subbed

@dernterner Жыл бұрын

Nice to hear you laugh, man. i also like the chill video style here. This is never going to stop, might as well embrace it.

@mercwear Жыл бұрын

Always great to see a gse video! Hope your brother is doing well!

@mikedubbz479 8 ай бұрын

Bro you are hilarious all of your videos are great

@jaxezyo9850 Жыл бұрын

Why you playing dumb? Greg walks in, YO WASSUP GREG

@ForsakenGaming666 Жыл бұрын

I can tell you LOVE your job! So many awesome videos.

@squeakysneakers6685 4 ай бұрын

People are taking that "Grab n Go" sign too literally. 🐭

@firestarter9085 10 ай бұрын

I have worked in retail for 15 years now and I fucking love your work dude! Awesome job!

@shemeikap Жыл бұрын

Thx for all the entertaining vids Brandon. Keep up the great work 😊

@phineasthegreat2402 Жыл бұрын

I swear this is one of the best channels on KZfaq. I heard about y’all like 2 years ago. Never a disappointment. Love your content, incredibly hilarious commentary and funny noises. ❤