1:55 - Alex! Alex, no. That's a bad Alex. No one takes a douche in Jackmerius Meridius Maximus established business without paying for a DELICIOUS deli sandwich made fresh daily with a quarter pound of meat and three slices of cheese AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

Is that a delicious cold beverage in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Jack is the man and everyone knows that.

It doesn't surprise me!!!

Who puts their sunglasses on their forehead 😂😂😂

Grandma 🥺

How did they get in the country?!!! I mean, I know Biden Administration is busing all of Venezuela in through Guatemala & Mexico. But these ppl, what the hell isn't Romenia in Europe? Are they being flown in?!!

5:42 You Opening the Entrance door & then kept walking behind the Thief was pure Genius XD

Oh shit and its here in Colorado!

Typical tweaker

didn't think i could hit mute that quick

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The thought of some innocent petson buying those exact mints he touched 🤮

larrayyyyy

The fact she sounded like more of a dumbass when I heard her actual voice is hilarious.

300?? 😭

I could tell the pup was the mastermind

No. You get off the sandwiches.

Thisssssss is not a theme park.

This is not Spensers gifts. Or whatever.

Youuuuuuuuu don't get to window shop in a convenient store.

Damn I wonder why she was able to keep getting away with it...

I just wonder how many times store clerics have been watching me on camera wonder around a store high as hell then not buy anything because I forgot what I even came in for or I just decide I don't actually need any of it I'm just high.

In my neighborhood the cops don’t even show up

I don't understand why you allow these punks to keep what they stole.

Most elaborate way of asking “what’s her @?“ 💀

"wtf are you doing!?" "😐...⏳...😐...⌛...😡 What!?"

Alex wasn’t gonna do anything 😂

Kudos to the store clerk for keeping his cool with that wannabe male Karen.

Jack don't play. He would die for this place.

why the video so choppy at the end? lol

Now dis shit’s different from tha normal videos for rea

5:04 Lmao, its 1000% true!

😂

They are illegals, and they do not like to work. Stealing takes less time.

Such tuff guys

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Biscotti gone never to be paid for 🤣

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Fuck your donuts

Usual suspect. lol

What a moron

why didnt you cry?

Accepted behavior..no punishment

I hope he at least did the courtesy of lighting a match when he was done dropping the deuce...by the way, what in the hell did he ask when he approached the counter? Was that even English?

I wanted him to throw the slushy lol

not the Beer

this guys dubs are always on point 😂💯🔥😭

So funny 😂

I swear the thumbnail had me thinking it was a ThatWasEpic video 😂