No it's just him in different costumes haha! 😂😂

Some one did.lol

@@Gavinn07 u did lol

He has DID

When jared got wet he multiply

Tinga Chhakchhuak this should be top comment

bruh. XD

Metal humor xD

Becauss they're not metal

@@Todeswalzer-pi2jk stfu

I honestly thought prog metal was holding the meeting, seeing as he looks eerily like the Mars Volta's singer.

Song*

And I didn't expect to see Doom Metal to be that early on the list

Well, prog metal isn't suppose to be on time right ;P

He was just on a different schedule. Gotta keep that 7/8 time, you know?

Is that a Gaahl reference? 😂

LOL best comment

if jared added the long pause satan, it wouldn't have been original.

And industrial. But keep viking metal out of this they deserve the spot

Traditional heavy (as far as I am concerned) Jared is (the host).

Thrash is the claw guy

Björn Steffens no that’s grindcore

@@i_am_a_music_maker5212 isnt grindcore the guy in the white shirt

Kirk WAHmett 89 I wish I could use that without people getting mad at me

kirk❤️

I laughed so hard at this one

Best line

Yo Kirk

no because he “ainteth” him

Poor Ghost tho...

But most of the time, they just aren’t good

Poppy is awesome though

no he didint baby metal is trash

i dont get it :(

@@uunnkama76 opening lyrics to Break Stuff

@@death4844 oof thanks dude

Limp Bizkit, I got it immediately

Omg

The way his face looked almost distorted scared me. I never want to see Christian dad Jared again

He wasn’t THAT bad.......but he often prays for you.......TO ACCEPT HIS HOLY SLAMS!

@@dudewhy2849 Actually i think that Jared in some vid said that he is christian......not 100% sure about that tho

Richard_B A S S He used to be in a Christian metal band

@@TheEvilMonkeyZ Ok thanks for info 😊 will know a bit more

It's all about the "he says, she says" bullshit.

Where you don't want to wake up?

I was only listening half heartedly to the video at that point, didn’t realize the joke until I read this comment

The moment I realized i gotta hit the like button!

You deserve more likes

Now this is an awesome comment

But even when its one of those days, in the end, it doean't even matter

disturbed is groove metal tho

Duothimir yes, but they’re nu metal at the beginning dude

asdlom ME lmaaaaoo

🙋🤘

That's what I was thinking!!!

I thought classical metal was another name for it. Different people use different names for it.

Nah we were just too busy trying to find a flight from Europe to America

unpopular opinion: they're both metal

I thought it was funny even though I love ghost and then I saw dubstep metal and I died

dubstep metal more metal than ghost

@@yeetmeoffabridge9546 I don't understand how maybe I haven't heard the right dubstep metal

I thought the same lol

I thought it was Nick Offerman moderating

All I ask for from any power metal band is to just own the cheese. Put your heart and soul into it, play it with the earnestness of a wonder-filled child exploring the woods behind his house, where the imagination fills the trees with dragons and trolls and treasures most adventuresome. This is how power metal nirvana is attained.

@@Duothimir Exactly! Cheese is the main ingredient for good power metal. Well, either cheese or blatantly picking a theme and sticking with it until it goes stale... Who am I kidding, dragons, knights, and magic never go stale.

I listen to Dragonforce every day when I do homework

POWER METAL REPRESENT

yall are forgetting about the unicorns

@@thenecroticfiend1692 lamb of god is NOT christian metal

@@zurielsmithson6946 I heard it was. But I guess I did an Oopsie XD. Thank you ^^

I mean, what's more holy than tearing the forces of Hell to pieces?

@@DaDewd2112 true!

@@DaDewd2112 probably praying for God to do so for you? Edit: I understand this is joke.

He said "everyone important" tho

CJ Zárate yeah...and? Jared likes deathcore and metalcore. His opinion doesn’t matter

@@CJG4L Most of these metal genres wouldn't exist without thrash. Lol

Aren't doom and stoner essentially the same?

@@reecedeyoung6595 >:(

I cried for Prog, Prog Death, Groove, and Thrash.

Yeah like, where are Prog, Symphonic and Industrial? Even Thrash wasn't mentioned was it? Groove neither, although that's not mainline.

Goth metal?

Static-X

It’s a hard life for us NIN fans

Nobody: Pirate Metal: (Pirate metal is not a thing, that is the joke)

@@user-pm1gb2eo1s dude, do you even Alestorm?

@@der_jannik_0115 Wenches and mead.

@@user-pm1gb2eo1s dude. Alestorm. Drink, Alestorm, Mexico, No Grave But The Sea, and many more.

He needs to go find some Whiskey in the Jar

Metalcore isn’t metal and it’s exclusion is the one thing he got right

Un_ Known Metalcore is hardcore. Here’s an incredibly well-written essay by the moderators of the r/metalcore community explaining why metalcore being metal is an exception to the rule, not the norm: www.reddit.com/r/Metalcore/wiki/metalcore_history?

@@user-pm1gb2eo1s Nu metal is here for fuck's sake

@@Trubel2146 _the only thing_ he got right. Nu metal absolutely shouldn’t be here either.

Nu metal saved metal, metalcore killed it again

You get jokes

Tommy Slatts yes jokes aha

Jared is DjENT

But my question is, where is Industrial Metal?!?!?!

Thats because he IS the Djent God!

Or Djared

Jared ruined public perception of djent.

Zacky The Human wasn‘t that steve T?

@@whereismysonicantfindhim1816 ? i bet the 90% of ppl who likes or dislikes djent doesn't know Jared

Djent God. Get it right..

{SABRE} Symphonic metal never get included in anything

Thrash metal and progressive metal? 👀

@@donaldwestfall6143 thrash is the Wolverine dude

yes

👁💧👄💧👁

More like: Folk Metal: Draws Bagpipes or flute.

Draws violin* xddd i think it fits better

Pulls out a hurdy gurdy

ghost are not metal tho. I dont see how people think they are

@@vargvikernes2416 They are though? traditional/doom metal, not so much prequelle except for a few songs, but the first 3 albums are definitely metal

@@ZauTa Maybe style wise they do remind me of older metal, but I always find that I need a bit more oomph from their songs, both sonically and in the performance.

@@ZauTa Ghost is just Emo Beach Boys

Rogsnutle sounds like a good time ngl

*Sad ghoul noises*

Was so hoping for a knock at the door...Jared answers to find Austin dressed as Papa / Cardinal.

LOL! Ghost. I love Ghost.

Viking metal: "I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead."

My last name is Mead lol

Thank you. Now I want Jared to listen to Equilibrium - Met

Weres the grog HnSjvarteæmjødenen.

@@addysonmead5347 Skal. \\m//

Or was at rehab

They were busy having math zoom class

I'm trying my best it's difficult :(

I snorted out loud at that

The comment I've been looking for

I just gave you the 69th like, Fred Durst must be proud!

Where you don't want to wake up

Bizkit*

Everyone knows Avatar is Neoclassical Hentai. If I may quote classical metal: "Bunch of swine."

Okay, I got so confused here, because Avatar is also a metal band

@@joes7378 Neoclassical hentai

Avatar is a 3D movie with large blue cat-people

I mean I can totally understand everyone who says they are rock or metal, but "pop" really hurt me XD

Yes I laughed so freaking hard when I saw that.

I freaking hate the black lives matter movement but I must say that's pretty funny lol

@@hudsonbakke8836 people support black people, how is that bad?

@@LageKZfaq It's the movement itself, not the idea behind it that is bad. People are just going around tearing down statues of our country's founders raiding innocent people's shops and homes and just being total assholes. I have no problem with the people who are peacefully protesting, I believe every human should have the right to make their opinion (even if incorrect) know, but unfortunately peaceful protesters are relatively rare compared to the violent ones.

@@LageKZfaq You don't honestly think the black lives matter movement is about police brutality against black people do you?

😂😂😂great one bro

Stop it...I might fall laughing from my chair and "Break Stuff"

exactly

But I guess, behind Blue eyes, you're crying

You guys are so good that I don't even compare, I might follow My Way

There wasn't a bus to get them; not even "One"

Thrash shoulda 'thrash' out the door, wall or window with a kick or sledgehammer

I think Thrash was the guy with the long hair and claws. I think.

Prog I was also shocked about

Prog should have been there

and we have beer unlike them

Me and schizophrenia

@@nrggvrn5576 i feel you bro

Lmfao

Prog-metal would be someone on LSD wearing a space suit. lol

@@bshthrasher yup

Wasn't he the one with the claws?

I also expected British Heavy Metal.

He did say everyone important was there.

@@SolidBren thats shred

Robert Ziel British Steel I’m not sorry

I honestly think he did

He said "BLACK METAL IST KRIEG"

They do matter

Cancel Culture: What did you just say? Jared: Literally nothing. Cancel Culture: You win this time...

I fuckin died

Nope, thrash metal still bitching about Metallica somewhere

@@evilgremlin lmao noob

Nice

How did you know I was drunk?! /w\METAL/w\

The moderator couldve very well been thrash. Either that or he's just straight up Tony Iommi. (Makes a lot more sense) Its never actually stated.

Kmac: Noobs

Nah, Stevie is more like the Shred god

Is it strange that I read that in his voice...also imagining a silly face

@@ethanthee3295 No! Its TheDooo that's the shred god.

@@shadowslayer19cg91 x2

Yaaaaaasasssss

What about metalcore or deathcore? Did they just have a mental breakdown?

Satan's Butthole after their cars *broke down* , get it? It’s a joke, funny right? Because of the breakdowns and because you said... I’ll uhm, see myself out

@@koffieverslaafde627 je heb 't geprobeerd xD

Thrash is in the meeting and Grunge is not metal by any means.

Heavy metal is at an old people home (don't know what is called) Folk metal was wasted too

I love Tool, but they're not metal. Just go ask them.

Carter Heekin Their genre is Munge

I think Thrash Metal is the dude with the Claws and the host is Heavy Metal

Also industrial metal

Instead he wanted to add Babymetal like they're not even baby's

I think your name isnt true

Sludge metal

I think the guy calling for the meeting IS heavy/classic metal

He sent doom as a proxy

Because he's Stoned.

i happen to know he loves meetings free food, people to talk with only passing out, a munchies or weed run would have stopped him showing up

in all possible ways?

crying in 6/4 for 20 minutes

@@carlitoxb110 (including "Walk of Sadness" and "Why?")

Nah they were waiting for liquid tension experiment to reunite and for John Petruccis new album to come out

*Cries in Kamelot*

i didnt get this one

@@zedboiii Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff reference :)

As he said that I almost finished his sentence with “where you don’t wanna wake up” but I have restraint

Mack Eanes I kinda liked Limp Bizkit actually

@@sgt.droopy8378 me too, despite what they are. they making great groove

We still cant find his phone

I am still of the opinion that the organizer is Thrash. Need Jared to either confirm or deny, but I think I'm right.

Lol.. 🤣

i'd personally say something like whatever genre candlemass is, maybe a bit different but pretty much.

@@uunnkama76 candlemass is doom.

I heard of them referred to as "Scooby Doom" once... best description I've discovered

Yep. Classic metal.

It makes me sad that Prog Metal and Thrash Metal weren’t there

looking like black sabbath

Cancer Lord I’m guessin wolverwine hands is thrash and yeah that the official is just traditional heavy

@@kidamnesiac6823 indeed, it does give off that vibe. A bit of Tommy Iommi's hair, clothing that seems to fit Ozzy Osbourne, and the list probably goes on.

Yes... yes it is... /w\METAL/w\

Well, I assume the pirate is supposed to represent "pirate" metal which isn't even a thing (I didn't actually watch the entire clip). All the bands that get lumped into "pirate" metal belong to other genres...there's no unifying sound. I normally don't get pissed off about genres, but this and Amon Amarth being viking metal really bug me. Anyway, Alestorm is a folk/power band. Stormwitch is/was a heavy/power metal band and Running Wild is a power/speed metal band.

The forest they were filming videos in was cut down for logging, leaving them essentially without a venue to play

@@shawnmcnally1254 pirate metal is so dubbed not because of their "sound" but because of their THEME. they make piratey songs. just like horror punk is so dubbed because their songs are about horror.

@@jameshohn4323 Yes and death metal because they sing about death. And Christian Satanic Erotic metal because Powerwolf sings about Christianity and Satanism. Or Norse Eda metal because Brothers of Metal sing about VIking and norse mythology. Genre is not about their theme. Genre describes the style of the music itself and not the lyrics. Alestorm is Folk/Power Powerwolf is Power Brothers of Metal are Power Amon Amarth is death etc...

@@metalismychim6536 Mother of Hades..... Google is free.... here, directly from wiki..... Pirate metal is a subgenre of heavy metal music, characterized by its incorporation of pirate mythology within the music and sometimes in stage performances. Lyrics often use piratical jargon and various musical genres, such as thrash metal, speed metal, and folk metal, may be combined with traditional-sounding songs like sea shanties. Folk instruments, such as the concertina, can be incorporated or emulated with synthesizers.Band members often dress up in period costume during performances, and concert attendees may do so as well." so... feel free to suck my Fannybaws

The song that angels sing, The spell that calls The Gathering.

I’d play that

@@062815566 gives off some elvenking vibes

Yes (with a Chad face).

Lemme tap some instruments to summon more genres

*ghost, ghoul is a sick thrash/death metal band

@@vargvikernes2416 The guy watching from outside is a ghoul. As all the members of ghost (except Papa) are called. You should burn less churches and watch more music trivia ;)

@@ichmageisify oh i didnt know that! Thanks bro

omg.....he kinda does.

We get it you played Skyrim

@@saulgoodman712 No I am Scandinavian.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same thing it’s all alcohol

Yeah, mead or ale

I totally missed this joke, that's hilarious! Good catch :D

Eheheheh

As much as i like them, i agree with you.

I agree with you

They have some metal songs like Cirice or Faith but yeah, i agree ,its mostly hard rock.

Because of their 'satanic themes' etc. I have heard them called "occult rock" but that translates into "metal" to most people.

their early albums are by no means hard rock lol

heavy metal bro.

I thought it was Thrash Metal.

Groove metal died with pantera

Yes... Yes I was.... /w\METAL/w\

@@junkhead_92 *Laughs in Lamb of God*

Yeah what's up with thrash not being there

thrash is the guy with claws and black hair

@@JacosJuvenile Thrash came there, drank all the alcohol and then bailed

He's praying for you right now

Because our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ brings us all joy

Because it's actually relatable

He quite enjoys the suffering

I also find it funny that Christian metal is honestly most metalcore now a days so that works on too many levels 😂

🎶Sing to me, raven...

Cries in 11/13

It would have been so easy to cosplay John Petrucci

Cries in thrash

i wish doom had its own genre

BFG Division is just Industrial metal though, doom metal is much slower.

@@jungleblobs5225 ...this was only a pun about them sharing the name doom xD

@@foreheadlogan5507 djent?

I don't get it.

@@crowing3886 @7:45 Black Metal Jared mouths it

I was looking if anyone has commented on this.

oc It's the most versatile genre in metal

Jas so was i😂

Have you never heard of DSBM?

@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 yeah dude they are really cool but there is a better band called BDSM

black metal is the most emotional out of pretty much all extreme metal

Srry I don't listen to extreme metal, so I didn't know.

@@robertziel2294 its fine