Recorded Mar. 25. / 26. 1988 at the Park Performing Arts Center, Union City, NJ, USA
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@jamlocys12352 жыл бұрын
Best comedian that ever lived hands down.. the man was a complete genius and ahead of his time ! Very relevant to this day !
@iantaran28432 жыл бұрын
He is pretty much responsible for my entire sense of humor 😂
@lennymosca90992 жыл бұрын
This is the first George Carlin stand-up routine I had ever heard the man was a genius who's not afraid to point out how hypocritical we are as society
@The667tony2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! The religious ones especially.
@mtp44302 жыл бұрын
Lenny Mosca You've missed so much. But better late than never.
@iwishyouwould17812 жыл бұрын
Lol..
@scottkayson Жыл бұрын
Yes the man was definitely a genius and my favorite comedian of all time. I listen to at least one of his albums everyday. Makes me laugh and we could use more of that in the world today. R.I.P. GEORGE
@keithdaries2634 Жыл бұрын
Well said brother
@lokajinjin91324 ай бұрын
Never getting tired of listening this son of God
@jamespimental69192 ай бұрын
Son of Satan maybe
@kaden_eaughАй бұрын
@@jamespimental6919both of their son
@brendak.444402 жыл бұрын
Met GC at A Olive Garden in Central Fl. He was very kind. Witty. Said his wife's name was same as myne ( Brenda) She passed soon after that. Signed an autograph , I thanked him He was a good tipper. ( I was his server ) A genuine guy. We lost a true genuine comedian. Story telling at its best. You will be missed for a very long time. His generation was tough. We have Kat Williams. Dave Chippell& Bill Burr. . George really made you think. In a good way. .
@rustyshackleford33202 жыл бұрын
There should be millions of views and comments. This guy was a TRUE patron
@michaelflores62493 жыл бұрын
1988 and everything he talks about is extremely relevant today
@mattdavis59632 жыл бұрын
Everything he talked about is still relevant today form the 70 80 90 and early 2000
@TheSteveBoyd2 жыл бұрын
The greatest philosopher of the modern era. Everything I really needed to know I learned from George Carlin. 👍
@SylvesterCarl2 жыл бұрын
...and the rest I learned from Charles Shultz.
@LSDforEveryone2 жыл бұрын
@@SylvesterCarl Of all the Charles Schultzes in the world he was the Charles Schultziest
@keithcook72772 жыл бұрын
Carlin is the best of all
@Slimpickinsorl2 жыл бұрын
Jesus, to hear this for the first time in 2022 concerning free speech, law & order and moral Christian legislation in Reagan and it’s not 5 minutes into his set blows the mind! “Lock up the street criminals so the corporate criminals can be safe” It’s the same story today!
@davidleedougherty64782 жыл бұрын
Makes you really understand how hopeless the human condition is
@slayerx31972 жыл бұрын
Man if ONLY he was around nowadays...
@TheOrganiston9th2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was and still is an American genius. His opinions are shared by millions: he puts into words such pertinent views... his ability to rattle off lists and - sometimes with 20-plus points - is truly amazing and always a joy to behold...! When he passed away, we lost a brilliant thinker and a true patriot...!
@thisisit33332 жыл бұрын
Carlin knew the truth about so-called Law & Order!!! 1:38 They need to be in the joint NOW.
@rustyshackleford33202 жыл бұрын
I would of said he should have ran for president but truth be told, we would of just lost him sooner, if u know what I'm talking about
@joyjoseph46633 жыл бұрын
Very smart man knew what is really going on .
@animaljustice7774 Жыл бұрын
“Order more flour Helen!!” LMAO!!!
@animaljustice7774 Жыл бұрын
“You either give me my money back or I’m shittin’ in the well!” Oh my that’s funny!! LOL!
@cheymorningstar47142 жыл бұрын
Lovin ya George! I've only recently discovered this man and his genius, and as an Aussie I can say 'Go hard G. C from wherever you are ' this sense of humour is as relevant as ever, frightfully so
@jeffreyzaleski412Ай бұрын
Great Job George.❤❤️❤️💕👍😘😍💨💨💨
@kyleseay56003 жыл бұрын
This man was a God among men. Nobody was smarter. I don't think his wit has been matched yet
@davidmeyer11573 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Maniscalco is similar to his blend of humor, but he is cleaner...I love both...the truth hurts, but it's also funny...
@TheFunkybert2 жыл бұрын
Carlin is truly in his ultimate prime in this set. On fire 🔥!! Of course he was a true artist of his craft. Devoted and always brought it to the stage. I’m so grateful to be able to laugh my ass off to this guy for free!
@kelliebrooks90942 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite George being a new York city guy who doesn't drive no one NYC drives ....he points out all the fun part of New Jersey that make it suck to drive around my home state...an his spot on with everyone of them...I laughed so hard my stomach hurt...I've been all around NYC an Jersey an Jersey is definitely less organized easier but less organized especially are road with toll booths every 27 feet it mite being 26 feet...he was close anyways....it's nothing like taking a ribbing from someone who lives in the state right next store...especially when everything they said is 100 percent true....why u I ought a
@cosmicjazzman48173 жыл бұрын
I always loved this one. The video is a different performance and it's in a different order in the beginning. George tells it like it is. Whether your a conservative or liberal, he calls out the bullshit and makes you think and laugh your ass off at the same time
@noahhecker66723 жыл бұрын
Which is the best way to communicate in my opinion
@RichardSanchez1373 жыл бұрын
The last joke I heard 30+ years ago as a kid and could never find the full stand up. Bless your hear!
@aritrapaul623 жыл бұрын
I love this man! Thank you for sharing
@jamlocys12352 жыл бұрын
Pure genius! Best of all time no doubt
@thepalehorse11202 жыл бұрын
"kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey."
@MrG0dA55a55iN244 жыл бұрын
Love your gc vids to listen to! Thank you
@mystngt19663 жыл бұрын
Outstanding Comedy !!!!!
@theimpeccable10692 жыл бұрын
This was a good listen!!!
@GuiltFreeWhiteMan3 жыл бұрын
The man is a genius, even when I don't agree with him he makes me laugh.
@billkelly66863 жыл бұрын
@Neb a
@BamaFanUSMC3 жыл бұрын
I agree.... Come to think of it, I've never heard him say anything negative about democrats/liberals
@hockeyteeth3 жыл бұрын
He said a lot of things I don't agree with, and a lot I do. That's a guy I can drink beer with.
@hockeyteeth3 жыл бұрын
@@BamaFanUSMC oh he tore up liberals and feminist.
@iminfinite25333 жыл бұрын
@Neb fuck your opinion
@TheMNrailfan2272 жыл бұрын
His rant about cars is gonna be useful for me as I’m turning 16 in two days
@0tt0z9 ай бұрын
Get yourself a dash cam. Hopefully, you never need it, but if you do, it will save you headaches. All the best to you!
@chriswinkler2843 жыл бұрын
Well I get pissed, GOD DAMN IT!
@TheByzmal3 жыл бұрын
G. O. A. T.
@hrantash3 жыл бұрын
He would have said the same things today, only the names would be changed...!!
@rogerfournier64103 жыл бұрын
George would discuss this whole Covid thing, believe it he have "spin" on that for an hour.
@rgalletta583 жыл бұрын
100%
@ragantate39953 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ianjohnson4583 жыл бұрын
Carlin = inimitable genius, my hero
@violettalaber98543 жыл бұрын
He is number one in my book.
@willemvandoesselare79592 жыл бұрын
Sublime .
@danielblanchard64873 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@acidwizard65283 жыл бұрын
The recording isn't that bad. Do note that it was recorded in 1988 when tape machines were the current recording technology. Only thing I can complain about is that the first five minutes have been cut out of the show. There are other videos on KZfaq that contain the beginning if you're concerned about hearing the first jokes.
@jamesmoore56302 жыл бұрын
I have been watching George Carlin since I was a teen. I saw him live in Dallas, in 1983, so, I have been listening to his recordings on You Tube, to see how the jokes have aged. I heard a semi-stolen joke!!! The, "You make a color and well wipe it out." Was originally from; "The Two Black Crows." The original joke was: "See you down by the pawn shop!!!" "How will I know if you get there first???" "If you get there first, you draw a line across the front doorway, and if I get there first, I'll rub it out!!!" That was the original joke from the 1930's. Carlin was 99% Carlin, however he did borrow occasionally. Brother James Kendall Moore OSB OFS OSC.
@tristramcoffin926 Жыл бұрын
How much things have changed...
@dailyopeneroftabs84574 жыл бұрын
33:33 saving this for later.
@jamesmoore56302 жыл бұрын
I will never serve on jury duty again!!! My Dr. Said that I was leaglely deaf!!! I can hear fine, I just can't hear very high pitches. I said fine, that means I can't hear everthing in a court room. I want a jury exemption!!! 1 2 3...No more jury trials!!!! However I still get to vote!!! America, got to love her!!!
@sithspitdanikan47252 жыл бұрын
No, i don't think i do
@wildlilly2 жыл бұрын
Omg. The spelling of legally and the exclamation marks.🤦🏼♀️
@CaptWalker Жыл бұрын
Ronald and Donald...maybe just a coincidence as George might have pointed out?
@anthonybha4510 Жыл бұрын
Also both washed up Hollywood "stars" that turned to ruining the country instead!
@kelliebrooks90942 жыл бұрын
Vaguely important
@dariusthedmirconsolidation3494 Жыл бұрын
35:13, the way of how he says it cracks me the fuck up 🤣
@MediaSubliminal Жыл бұрын
I know comedians like making fun of it but the 'baby on board' signs aren't for other drivers to see. They're for first responders. That's why these signs are given away for free at the hospital in the maternity ward.
@impedimenta934 Жыл бұрын
"Baby on board" is the message of a small (usually 12 centimeters or 5 inches) sign intended to be placed in the back window of an automobile to caution other drivers that an infant is traveling in the automobile. The intention of the sign is often confused with a warning to emergency personnel (Tot Finder) in case of emergency, as there may be a baby in the vehicle. However, this is historically inaccurate.[1]
@MediaSubliminal Жыл бұрын
@@ripmurdock232 bad troll is bad
@scottkayson Жыл бұрын
Yeah that does make sense.
@MoOsETheTarnished2 жыл бұрын
35:12 meme material
@dagsmurphy501 Жыл бұрын
What are you doing in new Jersey?!?!?
@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ Жыл бұрын
I've known the second verse to the star-spangled banner for a long time. Perhaps I should end myself and get it over with
@toothbrush51903 жыл бұрын
Names are interchangeable
@PixelCacti3 жыл бұрын
Was this recorded recently? Lol. Fucking hell.
@squatch5453 жыл бұрын
1988.
@omidfilms3 жыл бұрын
Ahead of his time
@ragantate39953 жыл бұрын
In this instance he’s commenting on times never changing.
@samhagel61893 жыл бұрын
George Carlin alive today would've been ACAB af
@Chuckiele3 жыл бұрын
Oh, he was. Listen to his part on cops in "I kinda like it when a lotta people die"
@dano57603 жыл бұрын
whenever these ACAB people run into trouble they call the police. Bunch of hypocrites. As George would say: "Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me".
@Chuckiele3 жыл бұрын
@@dano5760 Maybe thats the case in those places in the world that actually have a police force that does its job of solving problems and protecting citizens, but not in the US. Listen to the part I refered to and you will find out what he thought about the police and anyone cooperating with them.
@dano57603 жыл бұрын
@@Chuckiele Wasnt he like 20 when he said that? As long as youre not a violent ex felon meth head or shooting at police as they try to conduct a raid you will have no problems with police.
@Chuckiele3 жыл бұрын
@@dano5760 No, he wasnt. Look it up. He explains quite well what you dont understand, so I wont have to do it.
@lhinghoikimkim90742 жыл бұрын
How would it feel like if you are not missed by anyone?! i was just thinking and felt that,that would be one of the worst thing to happen to a person ! I went through that period and it felt awful, especially emotionally!! I just hope people understand that!!! ❤️🙏
@chickenvasquez7826 күн бұрын
46:14 That little toot sound lol
@ChickenPizza2 жыл бұрын
I was feeling pretty good until the "guys who wear their underwear until it cuts off the circulation to their feet". I'm not quite at *that* level, but damnit, I'm not gonna be the butt of a George Carlin joke. Time for some new undies.
@adriantaf3363 жыл бұрын
18 rebublican dislikes lol
@deadbeat45423 жыл бұрын
19 now
@luisy.gonzalez64693 жыл бұрын
@@deadbeat4542 21
@donnawhite31393 жыл бұрын
@@luisy.gonzalez6469 25
@86baydizzle2 жыл бұрын
It is now 56 :(
@wnchstrman2 жыл бұрын
Even funnier is that Democrats would demand he be canceled immediately if he tried to do his routine now. Ask Dave Chappelle how liberals are so very tolerant.
@thepalehorse11202 жыл бұрын
Pecker tracks
@Pangloss64137 ай бұрын
George calling the teamsters union "organized crime" is shockingly unlike him tbh
@jonnycarcano Жыл бұрын
24:31 I'm not so concerned about people who know the second verse of The Star Spangled Banner. It's those who know the third verse you gotta avoid.
@lm8366 Жыл бұрын
So funny just change Ronald Reagan with the Trump crime family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😄😁🤣😄😄
@jonnycarcano Жыл бұрын
39:42 Jim Fixx, anyone?
@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 yes... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 III
@nikkyboy10673 жыл бұрын
Get me Roger Stone
@therenewedpoet42922 жыл бұрын
Does the pallet say 9 11?
@DAMusic-qu2ec2 жыл бұрын
No
@ralphdris68332 жыл бұрын
If you want it too 👀 👍
@LSDforEveryone2 жыл бұрын
Far out....
@grassgeese39162 жыл бұрын
If you use the google translate camera on it and set it to Chinese, it'll say "three days", and three days is the same amount of time jesus was in the cave. Today is the day after easter, and easter is the holiday celebrated across the west... INCLUDING in .... NEW JERSEY...... Now, in the background, you can see the twin towers are still standing, and in the foreground, Carlin wears all white sneakers, despite the muddy ground around him..... this means he must have been AIRDROPPED into the photoshoot location..... all right there, before the twin towers..... Now, let's go back to this "3 day" cryptic message Carlin has hidden in the photograph.... He's referring to Easter, and Easter this year, Putin escalated the war in Ukraine.... he is alluding to 9/11, a terrible terrorist attack in the background, AND the obvious allusion to easter in the foreground.... he shrugs his shoulders and asks us to connect the dots..... PUTIN (in league with the Chinese) IS BEHIND 9/11....... IT IS A FACT..... I HEARD IT ON THE NEWS........
@therenewedpoet42922 жыл бұрын
@@grassgeese3916 my eyes are wide open and white hot
@nicole-uo9cd6 ай бұрын
6:25 Spot on! It's kind of hard to believe that Carlin was a Democrat. Most of his stand up routines contain a lot of conservative viewpoints.
@Really_Skunkey2 ай бұрын
George wasn't a democrat or republican and he had literally no conservative viewpoints x.x I think you need to watch some of his interviews and not just assume his comedy is who he was
@CaptWalker Жыл бұрын
Use LIVE ammunition...well ironically i guess they are not quite as brave as the real fighting soldiers but are still pretending to be? But i suppose some people simply have nothing better to do and even believe they are actually doing something that will make a difference...?
@EVZYL Жыл бұрын
Just replace 'Reagan' with 'Biden' and hey, presto, it's 2022.
@brittrugg2676 Жыл бұрын
No one in the Biden administration has been arrested but they have in the Trump administration. So, no you’re wrong.
@Lordhermitcrab Жыл бұрын
No actually just change it to Trump and you're solid, you stupid fuck
@FunkMcLovin4 ай бұрын
Or better yet change it to Trump!
@georgegreenberg37842 жыл бұрын
Where is all this insanity coming from .what's the driving force behind it .dissect his brain I'll bet it's abnormal or a new species.the fact that we find him funny tells us we have problems
@aidanstenner79862 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious you just have a poor sense of humor.
@georgegreenberg37842 жыл бұрын
@G C I'm setting you up stupid
@pierreboucher25282 жыл бұрын
The driving force behind "What am I doing in New Jersey?" is the Reagan Administration.
@georgegreenberg37842 жыл бұрын
I know he's hilarious I just wanted to start a war I succeeded
@josefmendez85242 жыл бұрын
The only war you set off involves crickets chirping at each other. 👏
@user-je1ue2ff6eАй бұрын
Meric Garlin should be jail for his crime for life!