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Imagine customizing all of that stuff just to get shot down in a gunship.

*Non Clone Enlistee:* so, what benefits do I get for joining the army? *Recruiter:* you can paint your armor

"Hot dates with their right hands." Legendary

First episode of CW: Went out of its way to establish that clones are unique with their own personalities Last episode of CW: Showed that uniqueness being taken away leaving only “Good Soldiers”

Imagine going to a hotel and your room gets taken by someone who looks just like you.

"Clones were encouraged to take on real names, and to style their hair, how ever they wanted. As long as it fit under their helmet." Sooo. No clone-afros?

Geetsleys: how much freedom did the clones have under the republic Republic: No

"So then I said to her, baby..." "You never even met a girl" Seems about right.

The funny thing, they kill one who view them as humans : The Jedi.

Not just slave soldiers. Child slave soldiers (their biology was excelerated by 2

Enough to paint their helmets like how the 332nd did lol

"Hot dates with their right hands" I've heard that clones were made to be ambidextrous so maybe they got frisky and had some left hand action as well

I like the idea of a Galactic Republic Baseball League, where each legion had a team of clones who went and played

“How do we keep our slaves from revolting because they have no freedom?” : “JUST DONT TELL THEM WHAT FREEDOM IS!”

“During the beginning phases of the war, our movements were at the whims of high command’s decisions. Any modicum of free time was spent resting, doing bunk and facility maintenance, in a VR simulation, eating, or a doing myriad of activities to take our minds off the fighting. As the war went on, most clone battalions adopted a practice of requesting leave of absences and shore leave, especially after a victory. A typical seasoned clone might get three days off or reprieve from a warzone. Many officers were given even greater windows of absence and got to spend time in resort worlds. However, the navy are the ones who get the most time off, since their work is pretty dangerous and morale is important.” -CS/CT-8711-12 “Cheng”, Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion

"For legal reasons we have to say they are free to leave when/wherever they want as long as they aren't in battle" - Jedi Master Haal Sii

“Go on hot dates with there right hand”, I’ve walked in on many clones including Rex having a hot date.

The mention of Clones having one-night stands actually makes sense now that I think about it. But that raises the question... can Clones have children? I imagine the Kaminoans probably made them sterile, but if they didn't, would the genetic modifications like the faster aging be passed along? Would we actually see a new near-human species based on these modifications?

Clone commander: Good news boys, we got new reading material.. [Passes out datapads] Clone trooper: [Takes & looks at datapad].... Oh...Great new regulations {Sighs}... Blast. Clone trooper company: {Collective sigh} Yah..!

To bad we dint got to see Rex and Cody drunk in the cantina.

The fact that the video is only 9:52 only 8 seconds away from 10 minutes shows how good this channel is.

No one going to mention the Clones fight against the Flood at 4:49?

In the series, they showed that clones got leave, and went to bars and such.

The life of a Clone was never easy, while some did get much better treatment under the right caring Jedi and even Republic Officers, not every Clone was that lucky, and even those under good/kind leaders had some problems. It's like Rex said in season 7, "We Clones have mixed feelings about the war. Some would wish it never happened in the first place, but without it we wouldn't exist." And Rex was a very smart Clone, I'd like to believe he and several other Clones under good leadership came to understand that while their life is hard they are very lucky to be under such great leaders who genuinely care for them and give them as much freedom as they can. Sure it wasn't always a good life, but for those lucky units, I'd like to believe the positives outweighed the negatives. Unfortunately, that's not true for all Clones and those under real Karabase of leaders probably had a horrible life and I can only feel true sadness for them. That's why if I was a Clone I'd pick a unit like the 501st, 212th, Wolf Pack, and the like because provided I don't die in battle then I'd have an alright life with great comrades by my side, you know until the Inhibitor Chip practically strips all my freedom from me, but before that, it would be a good life.

I think Fives and Slick were the only clones who really recognized how little freedom the clones had. And both of them committed insubordination in an attempt to go against their masters, though in radically different ways

Commandos: *Laughs in more freedom*

This here is Deborah, my right, and best girl. Then over here is Lucy, she is my other best girl, my lucky left! ;D Slick was indeed a rebel, and one of the few clones willing to speak out about slavery. He accused the Jedi of keeping himself and his brothers as slaves, and neither Obi-Wan, nor Anakin said anything to dispute that claim. Neither did Cody or Rex, who were also present. I think the Clone's slavery was no secret to either the clones or the Jedi, but they all felt powerless to do anything about it, so simply put it from their minds. Additionally, for many of the clones, who had known nothing but slavery since the moment of their first breaths, it might have felt difficult to imagine what freedom was actually like, considering they had never known anything but slavery. Not to mention, the Republic was careful to restrict how much contact the Clones had with the outside world, precisely to ensure that the clones did not begin to question their situation. Its really too bad that we never found out what happened to Slick after he was arrested, though its likely that he was simply executed as a traitor.

Clone troopers: Can we have freedom? Republic: you can have names, take it or leave it

I feel bad for any clones assigned to a Kaminoan Jedi. They get the worst from both worlds.

“Most clones didn’t understand the concept of freedom enough to realize they didn’t have it” Hits way too deep

Geetsly: mentions how Rex dyed his hair Me: Hey, I read this book! It was "No prisoners" I think

Clones: So if we fight for you, we get right sand freedom? Republic: Well, yes but actually no.

**"Hot dates with the right hand you say"** clone looks from his bunk to another clone on his bunk **"you know we're clones right so your right hand is my right hand"*

“Although not explicitly stated we can safely assume many bored clones took the opportunity of recreational time to go on hot dates with their right hand” Clone trooper: stupid Clanker! B1 battledroid: heh, thats funny,. Because Clanker rhymes with what you are. *Star Wars: The Clone Wars*

"hot dates with their right hands" broooo wtf😂😂😂

I’d definitely be the clone to start a dodge droidpopper (dodgeball) game in my Battalion/Legion

I’m so early fives is still alive

This makes me wonder what happened to Clones that were injured too far to continue fighting. Were they repurposed for administrative duties or were they executed?

Just wanted to say something: sometimes Rex will call Ashoka “kid” even though he should be like 15 cause of growth excel

Since they were Kiwis, wouldn't they play Clone Cricket and not clone baseball?

I agree that the clones were slaves but I can guarantee that if given the option they would choose the republic over freedom. Even if they were made aware of their true standing and lack of rights they would continue to serve because they understood the pivotal role they played. there have been tons of instances when clones expressed they’re loyalty to the republic and willingness to die for a cause they genuinely believe in. A great example being rex who faced not one but two traitors and still remained unquestioningly loyal. I would note too that towards the end of the war many clones were tired of the fighting and did begin to question the legitimacy of the war but even then they did what they had too up until order 66.

Anakain let his clone trooper army do whatever they wanted and treated them like normal human beings. He even Developed a close friendship with Captain Rex. The final season of the Clone Wars it was evident that Anankin respected Rex and let him do whatever he wanted. Also Asoka valued them as well and seen Rex like a older brother as well. The only other clone that had a real Friendship was Cody with Obi won. Even during Order 66 when Cody fired on Obi wan he did not follow though the attack and let Obi Wan go. Cody knew that Obi Won survived and has witnessed first hand how durable Obi Wan is.

4:45 Clone: Oops, wrong universe

"Though the clones likely had one night stands anyway." So...like the Jedi. XD

Imagine a baseball game between clones/droids. But the droids were actually good.

It warms my heart that once the clones were with the republic and not on kamino that they were treated well and had some choice on things and how they would’ve liked their Jedi a lot more than the kamonoans

"Hot dates with their right hands" I laughed, my mum didn't

I was givin the freedom to watch to Obi Wan's jokes.

When you are a soldier, war becomes freedom and standby feels like isolation.

Plot twist: They Have So Much freedom! They have..... ...None.

“Sweet dates with there right hands” isn’t that everyone that doesn’t have a girlfriend

This was interesting thanks .

“Hot dates with their right hands” COMPLETELY caught me off guard and I choked on my soda XD

Republic: *raises millions of people with no semblance of non-war human culture* Clones: *Assist in a fascist coup and oppress everyone because they only value violence and order* Republic: :0

4:43 they are fighting the flood, from the videogame series: Halo.

I keep imagining a question that I fail to rembember anyone consider to ask or theorice about; "What if the Republic won the war? What would happen with the clones?" Aswell as: "What is the ethics behind cloning people for a singular purpouse that may one day cease to be?"

I love those thumbnails!

If alcohol reduces inhibitions, in theory, it should potentially cause issues with the bio-mechanical inhibitor chips.

Video Idea: How much testing was done with the Phase Two Armor? How much feed back did the Arc troopers give?

"hot dates with their right hands" Bruh 💀

7:07 Everyone in quarantine: maybe I am a clone.

The clone playing baseball in the thumbnail though

I remember that one episode when they find an awol clone and threaten to turn him in. It was absolutely no choice but to fight

the missions the nightmare there finally over

7:11 thanks for putting the imagine in my head 😭

What I always wanted to know is, what was the official plan for the clones after the war. And I do not mean what acually happend to them or what Palpatin planed, but what the official plan was. Like if you asked Palpatin doing a press conference, what would happen to the clones if the republic wins the war. Would they have to stay in barracks ... till forever, exept when needed, would they been given a free life but had to come back if needed or used as factory workers ... or somthing in between. And again, not what Palpatin planed, but what were the official plans of the republic.

Which proves that the Empire are the GOOD GUYS!

Bruh you just described being deployed

Bro, how do you know so much lore? I'm amazed. I love your videos.

I like the clone in the thumbnail it playing baseball

As nice as it sounds that Kal got the Clones leave, and it is a good thing.... He also partly did it so that he could have his squad of clones going around investigating and they wouldn't seem out of place.

Galactic Empire Stormtroopers: you guys get to personalize your armor? First Order Stormtroopers: you guys get freedom?

The ease of which some clones were able to desert the GAR while retaining their armor and weaponry, like Gregor, speaks to a sort of freedom in that the Republic didn't have the resources to personally micromanage everybody, so higher ranked troopers were trusted to be able to manage themselves. The GAR didn't bother looking for a captain of clone commandoes, because it was assumed that if he was alive, he would be trusted to come back himself.

thank you for making lore-videos about how DARK and GRITTY the clone-wars are

“We’re all familiar with how alcohol provokes aggression.” That hits different.

I really wish there was a clonewars episode with the clones fighting off the flood.

4:45 : I forgot what the name is for it in star wars but it looks a lot like the flood.

I love clones; please keep doing more clone vids geetslys I love them and look forward to more

I am a artist and my friend is a game designer, I drew custom phase 1 and 2 armor. My friend made it into 3D and rigged it aswell

One little thing-you said other armies don’t consider their soldiers property, but the US army DOES consider you legally their property. You can get charged with an article-15 for getting a sunburn since that’s damaging government property. You also have a different set of laws you have to adhere to while in the us army. So while you still have freedom, you technically are the army’s property

4:57 thats me lol

4:47 why are phase 1 clone troopers fighting the flood from halo ?

A Clone Baseball league? Brilliant!

4:43 DO I SEE FLOOD 😱😱

if you were a child of a clone then you would have billions of uncles

Clones freedom depends on the general they’re served under. The scale is from Anakin to Pong Krell

When you're soo early that they are only early and first comments and there is nothing funny but you can't think of anything yourself. "The only problem with going faster than light is, is that you'll always be in the darkness"

I always assumed the Clones were genetically/chemically altered to be more accepting of authority and were pretty content with their role as it was all they really knew. Interested to see how much i learn from this. After watching: So I assumed right with the Clones mostly not having any conception of what freedom really meant. However, I had no idea they went out partying when they could. That's awesome.

This was actually a good topic to cover

4:51 clones be fighting the flood

Last thing I want from those clauses to redeem themselves by removing these chips. So they can join the rebellion to get their revenge on sidious for using them as pawns.

Wow! There's so much I didn't know despite reading quite a few novels and even having a short lived sprite comic that featured a band of Clones lost in the multiverse. I have profiles I need to re-examine now. I never really thought about how they are brainwashed canon fodder when you strip away all the traits others project onto them.

"Hot dates with their right hands" P A R D U N ?

At 8:40 you say to die for the confederacy 😂 i love your vids.

This is the first time I have watched this channel and I love the original starwars battlefront intro

you're the first person I've seen address this, way to have a little extra humanity lol

4:44 all I have to say is… Jesus. this was something I wanted to see and then saw it and was like “i don’t want to see it”

A geetsleys and The Front videos were both next to each other on my home page. Dual binging time!

Oooh right hands huh them holograms must be very inspiring to watch then