England: "But you are not getting rhodesia"

@@SaintPanzerker The Rhodesia fight in a nutshell: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jdWll7x_yrzSZXk.html

HAHAHAHAHAH!!@@billysbilbolag2050

Bromance

England: "let me trade with you tax-free but if you trade with me, you pay taxes" Portugal: "uh, okay..I guess I have no choice"

You got to check out comment sections with portuguese and Brazilian people haha

@@orlandixstudios6032 If you wanna see a war, yes, you should check it out

Me: *being portuguese* My bff: *being brazzilian* My reaction to this comment: ....uhm pretty confusing....

Check out a polish n hungarian comment section

And some time later they just abandon their project on that region...

It was a pretty treacherous betrayal by us. Angola e Nossa.

Yeah but the brits some times didnt help portugal for example after 1640 revolution (portugal became independent again) we were at war with spain and the brits didnt send a single ship probably because they had their own war in their hands

cayp2cyro ftw getrekt poortuscrubs

@@martimnunesmartinho6788 England never cared about Portugal. They're simple opportunists. If helping Portugal redirects wealth from Iberia to London, they're all for it. Too bad England could not take on Spain during the "Iberian Union" period. They tried but the English Armada wasn't up to the task of "liberating" Portugal.

We are meant to be best friends dude, we'll always be best friends. We love you all xD

🤝🏼

Yeah, you people keep saying you like us. I always assumed it was a tourist thing.

You guys help us conquest our capital Lisbon ❤️

It’s in our blood, as simple as that. Probs cuz there never was anyone incentivating is to dislike eachother, from how old the alliance was. I’ve been learning English since 5 to one day emigrate to the UK (I’m Portuguese). That ultimatum still bitters me tho

Portuguese and British are lovers. No hate here.

@@dinobarros3364 stop right there, Portuguese and British lovers?! Just because a cousin of mine has been married for many years to an Englishman, she has children from their happy marriage; my sister dated one, and my first kiss was with an english guy😳, that doesn't mean that portuguese 🇵🇹 and english are lovers... right?! 😒

@@TheGuromu we are lovers but no homo so it's alright

Now bring down the cost of Yogi shoes ffs😅😜

Fucking hell you like that treaty

Anglosphere unite

@@hmmm9658 Yes m8

[HY] Turkic Channel ew no, I don’t love the ottomans no one does

Rico Man - They had some nice sultans, such as Abdülmecid I, who aided Ireland during the potato famine.

And Mourinho and....never mind. Haha

Lord Hades Oof

Hardly... we haven’t forgotten that wink! Anyway he’s from Madeira!

Lord Hades lol

Yo. Whats gonna happen now that Ronaldo's at Juventus? 😬

Portugal used to occupy Macao until 1999.

@@wangwang2048 what's your point?

@@Man_Down_6 Communism 🤨

Based asf love you 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

​@@wangwang2048 looks like a skill issue from Macao's part

Portugal love England, we are all together 🇵🇹🇬🇧

@Yeah Nah Have a life man.....and not "dor de corno" .

Who are you to tell him that he is not portuguese? Many children identify themselves with their immigrant parents.

@Yeah Nah You don`t know to find your ass with both hands, you know nothing, you are jealous. I have both nationalities, you have only a sausage hanging on your lamp to make shadow on your dishes.

@Yeah Nah Tu es um grande panleiro pa.

Yeah Nah isso é só estúpido. Uma pessoa não se identifica pelo sítio onde nasce, mas pela herança cultural. Até podia nascer na Gronelândia, mas se ambos os pais são portugueses, ele é Português. Do mesmo modo, um um filho de pais Alemães não deixa de ser Alemão só porque nasce em Portugal. A nacionalidade é só um papel, que tu até podes alterar se quiseres. A “etnia” é algo que não se muda, é a nossa herança e a nossa cultura.

Rule Britannia! - A portuguese guy.

The sun will never set upon the alliance. Signed: random portuguese guy.

"Live long cheesy crust" - just some even more random guy

Cheers brother. Just another random Anglo-Portuguese guy! 😉👏✌

🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹

It's not wrong tho...

The best historic love story ever is Polish-Lithuanian Alliance

Top 10 brothers in cartoons and anime.

Thank you!

even if your people act like degenerate alcholics whenever they are in my country, allow me to say that nothing brings me more joy and more honor than acting like a degenerate alcholic by your side!!!! God Bless the Alliance!!!!!

@@gilalmeida4253 hahaha your not wrong when us British get on holiday its like we lose all our self respect and morals and just turn to the sun and booze for a good time.

@@alexbrown8886 Who could blame ya ahaha? Trust me,we can be a bit like that aswell here in Portugal. Stay Safe buddy!

Probably because you used one of our balconies the wrong way, they’re not meant to be jumped over ok?

*starts making out*

@@bigmanjoe3603 ...

Portugal: I don’t think so… *then proceeds to show their empire and bragging about the fact they were one of the biggest empires in the world*

BEST PUN Ever 💖💖😂😂

PORTUGAL CARALHO Sorry, this is almost an obligation lol

Cheers! :V

Cheers to england

I love UK. When I was here in a school trip I really liked English people, they were so kind to me (and I still like). Love from Portugal 🇵🇹

Countries can't have brothers

@@youfakedepressionandanxiet1715 Europeans with common history can.

May your flag fly proudly and your independence secure for the next thousand years

Same to you brother ❤️✌️

No one here in Portugal gives a flying fuck about this so-called "alliance". All the British are known for is for getting drunk on vacation and trashing bars

I used the same line on an english chick once. Starting to think the treaty only exists to help the portuguese and the british get laid! #Godblessthealliance

Lmao what a pickup line, eh lass from Portugal, remember the treaty of Windsor?

cringe bruv

Smart guy!

That's why knowledge is for!

Nearmy home here in Canada there's a bench with a plaque with the name of a family that contributed to the trail system here. Great Family.

So,

In,Portugal,is,a,corda,for,inghlis

​@@beersmurff Ahahah... that's life, I guess... unless someone is conceived through artificial insemination...

I think the same can be said about everybody's ancestry: I wouldn't be alive if my ancestor wasn't exiled from Norway...

@@jacobluna305 I wouldn't be alive if my parents' first and second attempt to have a child were succeeded.

@@alemporto I wouldn't be alive if some Portuguese dude didn't wanted be rich

That's the reason why xenophobia makes no sense at all.

Go to Portugal with your drunk friends and you will see how they change opinion! ^^

@@nosirve9458 what does that mean? Are portuguese no longer friendly towards "drunk" tourists?

@@carolinafernandes228 they don't have the massive tourism that spain receive, specially in some parts of the country. Spaniards don't have hate towards brits, but, it's true that his manners are rude sometimes towards spain as a country and they don't respect the place (estoy generalizando, ofc).

Why is beer prohibited in Portugal?

@@nosirve9458 spanish ppl hate portugueses and english ppl bc of history

Im from a town 40 miles awat from Evora. I guess you will enjoy it there if you are after a relaxed laid back lifestyle (who doesnt by the way)

Omg why Evora? It's so dull inland. Go to the coast!

I lived in Evora 5 years. I'm from center and lived in North. Alentejo is a communist turf. The cause of many of our idiossincracies. Go to North. More authentic and nicer people. Go for me.

@@Balinux no, the interior is far superior to the coast and it needs more people

@@Balinux well I guess your *dull* at party's

Hey, sup....

Hello there

Toysintheattic right here bro

Here :p

hi there 😁

Olà do Vietname amigos! 🤗❤

@@Franciscoluche Salve amigo. Saudações do Brasil ao Vietnã.

Vlw irmão!

Salve irmandade. :V

Well Brazil and Portugal is more a father and son relationship then brothers though. Portugal brother like it or not is Spain.

The classic alliance that gets broken in 99,9% of portuguese games in day 1, and instead favoring the french, due to british AI being unable to land any troops in the mainlaind despite having the strongest navy in the game. Just like real life..

@@V.V99 I had a game as Portugal once in which British troops actually did land in Iberia. Unluckily I had an infertile king who died by 40 and their was a war of succession between my two allies, Spain and England. England actually helped me to win.

I dont get why paradox never fixed this issue till this day

@@irgendwer3610 it's because it's not a singular issue, AI in general is incredibly complex, and although i'm sure their programmers could solve the issue, the main reason why there are always going to be failings in the AI is that people with normal computers need to be capable of running it. this is basically true of any game, but more so of a complex game like EU4, it's actually pretty impressive how competent the EU4 AI is compared to most other video game AIs

that alliance is why i clicked on this vid

You got the best of both

You got Best of both worlds my friend Many respects 🇵🇹 from 🇬🇧 being half Portuguese and British

I'm British, we love you all too

@Txtspeak What you are saying is wrong because Spain and Portugal are independent countries this is like saying that England and the U.S. are the same thing.

@@willsim813 I'm American and I hate all snaggletoothed brits and their arrogant hypocrisy.

Jean Bethencourt that is the most retarded thing I have heard all day 🙂

@@jeanbethencourt1506 Is this about 1812 again. Look we are sorry we burnt down the Whitehouse but white looks good on it, so in a way you should be thanking us.

That's a pretty accurate description actually 😂

UK made those wars most of the time

Lionel Messi well in them times you rather crush or get crushed

You obviously haven't been around much lol.

Ahahah trust me on this. I'm Portuguese and to me if you live here or are just touring the place I'd gladly help. Problem is Portuguese people tend to be extremely well mannered when it comes to tourists but when you live here it can get a bit rough for some people. We're more like the guy that never speaks and just wants to mind his own business

Yep! Portuguese people is much closer to France and U.K. manners than to Spanish and Italian. Spanish and Italian are way similar, both noisy and not exactly polite (in general) haha

@@KTR2022 KT we all have idiossincracies. I'm portuguese and don't like many of our manners. I lived in UK 3 years. I only keep the good about Brits. I lived and visited in other European countries. You are not well viewed, but o remaind a fierce defensor of you all. You are still my favourite :)

@@charles34567890 Sou de Portugal mas obrigado por me confundires por bife. Gosto disso.

The Void Looks Pretty And Annibal Milloes massacring hundreds of german soldiers all by itself and even rescued a scotish officer and with his effort provided the british retreat to better defending positions. He's a legend. He is the cristiano ronaldo of war or should i say cristiano ronaldo is the aníbal millões in football

leandro rodrigues Litlle did you know Portugal as a spartan II program

@@hugoeliseu9750 ?

Anónimo halo refrence

Like helms deep *sniff*

And some good wine we gave you

@@rodrigooliveira8049 yes! We drank more Portuguese wine in that time due to Spain & France being our enemies. Hence why our love for Port & Madeira.

@Adam Kadmon I will look forward to going on a wine tour of the Douro & sample the excellent Portuguese cuisine! God bless Portugal!

It was satisfying to defeat France in 2016 in their own ground lol

It was indeed

I know but British don't have a very good relationship with Spain.

@@leonsanderson1959 We do have a good relationship with Spain. It's not as good as our relationship with the US or Canada but it's not a hostile relationship, we just have bones of contention with each other. By and large the population of the UK does not hate the Spanish.

@@walsh9080 funny thing is my girlfriend is Spanish and we're always bantering and throwing sly remarks at one another but it's just harmless fun. My perception maybe wrong but I've always thought we weren't on good terms considering historical conflict.

Spain earns a lot of money from British tourists and migrants. We're not exactly military allies but we cool

@@mitchelrowe6915 Very true

Europeans generally get on well with each other. If left to each other only.

With high interest rates. After all, Brexit means Brexit.

If we can borrow mr.bean meanwhile to get a good laugh or two ;)

I'm selling Ronaldos for £5

Me: There’s not gonna be a euro bro Otherwise i would You : broo...

@@XmarlonXPT I feel like crying

Warwick EnG go Portugal 🇵🇹

Viva España

For sixty years though, after a fantastic victory over English and French opposition, Spain ruled over Portugal and its empire.

@@jeanbethencourt1506 and then came the battle of Aljubarrota and we fucked them up pretty nicely, we just needed a leader to lead us to freedom, and we got just that!

Paulo Marreiros that was 300 years before

"Pork and Beans".. 😅 Damn it. I'm Portuguese and even i find it funny

My cousins in the US always asked this what kind of geese fly south ? Portuguese

"Pork and beans"? Ok... i guess...

Pork and Cheese sounds better, doesn't rhyme though

@@GeordieGamingHQ they all rhyme 😆

Portuguese pronunciation of certain letters sounds French... Why is that? I thought it'd be more similar to French in that sense.

His English accent alone tells me that. Not only that, it tells me he loved in the UK for a while because he sounds exactly like me 😂

From Lisbon / south as well. He struggles to pronounce the L's. I'd wager Lisbon or the Tejo valley region

@@dorthusiast I have to be honest with you, I'm a Portuguese that had to move to Switzerland and learn French from the scratch and the fact is there's very little pronunciation that the Portuguese and the French language share. That's probably the hardest challenge for a Portuguese to learn french: the pronunciation.

I am English, I am also proud to have friends in Portugal, you have a beautiful country, obrigado

Greetings cousin.

Olá irmão hahaha

nossos irmaos sao os espanhois es maluco

I've been to about 30 countries and the nicest people I met were the Portuguese, who also spoke amazing English

He is portugese

@@TheMajestic8 Retiro os meu parabéns. kkk

You mean congrajulashions right?

Isn't it more like Avizh rather than Avish?

Touchy Torchy Actually no. We write Avis with an S and he put with a Z to be more easily understandable for British

Not to mention Port wine

And the tradition of tea!

I never knew that but it makes perfect sense

Ricky Grimshaw Well they have a liking for fish but it was actually a English Jew who invented it.

@@donbarzinitut Yeah you're both correct, it originated in Britain from Jewish immigrants from Spain and Portugal during the 16th Century.

LOL SO TRUE, Americans are mostly the UK'S children now they want nothing to do with us but we will always remember where they came from

@@skippa. Yeh The child that has to keep the old dying parent alive lol

@@keotis3159 No way to treat your father.

Portugal: *curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

@@skippa. well then they shouldn't nearly lose their Military at Dunkirk

ly too

Love from Aveiro

Love from Sintra 🇵🇹

Joshjpb why just London?

@@georgewba6245 because London is a country duhhh

The Irish have historically been our friends. And now we are friends and partners of Portugal, in the summit of Ibero-America and the European Union.

Wow didn't know that :)

Catarina de Bragança , Quenn of England. Princesa de Portugal not Quenn.

Queens wasn't named after the "Queen of Portugal", it was named after former Portuguese princess Catherine of Braganza who was Queen of England after marrying King Charles II, as already noted in the video.

She was Queen Of England married to Charles II

Disgusting.

No...You're cool :)!!!!

Thx bro love from Portugal ps:You guys are so cool too (;

I'm English and I hate Portugal and England 👎🏿

Cornelius Ngagwayang wow you hate your country?

@@no_sleep_vibes_6959 yes I hate. Full of wite ppl. Luckly that will change soon 😏☝🏿

Tim Varney hahaha

ironically they come more to Spain xd a country that kinda hates them

I don't think most Brits know about this.

@@SpanishDio GOD DAMMIT SPAIN!!!

@@roni.da.street GOD DAMMIT PORTUGAL! hahaha love from spain btw

@@SpanishDio why do you think Spanish people hates English people. Maybe that is your prejudice, I would say it is the other way around, even if they enjoy Spain, I can see despicable attitudes. Spanish people are mostly fine with tourism. Happy new year

or maybe u just speak portuguese as a 2nd language in which case ur portuguese is extremely good

he is portuguese

Não ele é PT mesmo ele falou no primeiro vídeo kkkkk a mais uma coisa DEVOLVE NOSSO MONEY POHA AGENTE TA QUEBRADO

@@ricardokessler REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wtf ?????????????????????????????

Prince Henry The navigator But we weren’t ‘sold to africa’ wdym

Communist Canada what you talking about America saved us ????

Stop making things up.

the last one is kind of true but only in the government, not the general population. the ww1 one is false because britain and france still had much tension despite being formal allies, and the first one is just wrong, the uk and japan's "friendship" was in reality strenuous at best.

In the war against Napoleon on the peninsula, most of the British victories were in Portugal. It is amazing how Britain sent such a small army (35,000-70000 soldiers, half Portuguese). Spain had 400,000 soldiers in arms. Of course the British army was useful there. But at the end of the war the British had had 35,000 dead. Spain half a million dead. (more than all the British killed in WWII). If we look at the fact that Napoleon's army (the best in Europe) had 300,000 soldiers there, it is easy to understand that most of the fighting was between those who had the most deaths: Spain (500000) and France (300000) Britain was not invaded because it was an island. Hitler's army, which reached Russia, would have taken a week to conquer England. The Normandy landing was made because the Russians had 27 million dead on the eastern front, and because the Spanish spy Joan Pujol deceived Hitler about the landing site. Although the allies had great courage in the final victory. The so-called fascist Spain, existed, to stop a Soviet Spain. Franco had accepted the Spanish republic, and loyal. But before the war, thousands of priests, nuns, and peaceful people were murdered, because the Spanish socialists and communists wanted to make a Russian revolution in Western Europe. As is logical Franco did not leave power, because he knew that this would bring another civil war

I'm hoping it will still be possible to spend time there and even move there.

@@chrisamies2141 I'm sure it will. Where in Portugal would you consider moving to?

@@redking8585 probably Porto, though I'm open to other suggestions!

@@chrisamies2141 Porto sounds great. Good luck if you decide to move.

Actually it comes from the Min Nam chinese "Te"

@@melissasilva4493 Perhaps it was the spelling in the Roman alphabet that comes from the acronym, even if the spoken word derives from a Chinese dialect?

@@denmaroca2584 the word in every language that traded with coastal China is some variation of "te", while land trade (and portugal) got "chai" so i think its just a myth the acronym

Transport of aromatic herbs It has nothing to do with the origin of the word... Btw East India Company traded their own tea within the Empire so they didn't need a foreign country.

Wow

Wow I didn't know that

quite true, what England had at the time was was mostly commercial ships, not war ships

There was no such thing as the "United Kingdom of Brazil, Portugal and Algarves". It was the "United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves". And it only lasted 10 years. King John VI was a coward and traitor to Portugal, just like his successor.

We dont have that in Portugal,but we eat a lot fish..

João Teixeira I meant the deep frying technique probably was Portugal influenced

@@taxol2 yes you are correct but we have similar foods

João Teixeira Yes you have wonderful cuisine. I was in Portugal November 2018 and I’ll be visiting Portugal again April 2019.

@@taxol2 ok ,im glad you liked,you are welcame...

Right back atcha bro

Mongoose Army F

What's the difference (Killed by Portuguese hitman)

xD LONG LIVE SPAIN!!

Funny thing is we portuguese can understand spanish but spanish people cant undestand portuguese so dont put yourself in disadvantage

@@ogulcankrmzaltn4531 eXcUSE mE!?!?!?!?!?1!?!?! tHeyRe vErY dIFferEnt.. (Irmaos tugas n me cortem os colhoes com o chinelo pls :D