Imagine you go out to get some stuff from a convenience store. so you get out of your car and are halfway to the door when you see a dude in a miniskirt with a freakishly large head and a knife before you can even think he yells "BAZINGGA" and jumps down from a height that would kill any normal human and knifes you in the chest. As you fall backwards and slowly black out all you hear is "you idiot" before fading to black.

Ugh such a fucking amazing intro

Pretty sure Rufio was Bill Cosby's nickname back in the day.

God dam. These are classics now. I think these videos, sheklestien, some of Skyrim vids for nostalgia sake and "is it the hat" are the best vids

Oblivion Sex Man (Life of a 4 foot Pimp 2017 Colorized)

2:23 How the fuck do you always get perfect timing with NPCs

Next we have "Crusader Guy" then we need to finish with "Daedra Dude".

"I accept your surrender. YOU DARE TORMENT ME?!" 9:26

Heh "Dark Dude." I'm gonna start calling my friend Jamaal that.

I was at a rehab and I farted at the urinal next to a guy and he didn't laugh, but I fucking died

To a human?? it looks black because there is not enough light to stimulate the color sensitive cones in our eyes, even though there is light in the night time sky, and it has color. Since the optical makeup of argonian and khajit eyes is unknown the answer to that question depends upon the race that is answering.....

You're gonna kill 'em to death - Sam 2017

Your Smeagol impression is scary accurate.

17:52 When you catch your dog eating something he's not supposed to

Self-isolation is a great excuse to re-watch all of these gems

Dark Dude? *When's Light Dude?*

I love how I can just type in 'dark guy' in youtube search and this is still the first thing that comes up

The fukken dark dude segment with him popping all over. I literally can't not laugh everytime I see it *wheezes whilst laughing" Sam I love you Bro 🤜❤️🤛

Today we learned that Sam doez a pretty aight Gollum voice

I've played Oblivion for 8 years now and I never knew you could climb into that box 😂

...I don’t know why but I always watch this video very late at night... it’s so calming... and I’m so tired...

The next episode of this could be "God man" where you complete the main questline in the shivering isles and become the new sheogorath {a god}

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” ― George Sand

25:01 no matter how many times I watch this it never stops being amusing

Yesssss!!!! Another general Sam vid I've been waiting for every second for you to upload so salutations

Sam that intro tripped me out,I just got finished watching No Country and you put it in your next heckin vid. Stop reading my mind pls thank

i watch all these oblivion videos every night before bed. they put me at ease and are just so well done. i always go to sleep to your videos sam!! you keep me going my dude

This is when your channel peaked @General Sam.

Still coming back to these three years later cuz they’re so good

I love these type of videos, id also love to see Sam play oblivion as a play through ;)

Man I am in love with these Oblivion videos,hours of content turned into small DANK moist Videos.Love them Keep up the good work Sam.

Ur vids are really helping me through depression right now, thank you so much man.

Dark dudes my favorite addition to the series

You've been exposed to way too many Australians

Love this style of video, the extra effort really shows.

it's come to my attention that I self-consciously come back every month to watch these videos it makes me happy in a way.

First time I've been happy to see a Jew

"I'm sorry, most honorable listener, but I've already given you your weekly earnin-" *Drops dead*

this might be one of my favorite vids you've made sam, good work.

Your best video series by far imo, keep it up my dude.

I wish I could leave like 420 likes for this storytelling genius

Those transitions were lit fire savage fam 🔥 🔥 🔥

Holy crap these dark dude transitions are absolutely fantastic!

I've been watching sense the nice bandit and you continue to make me laugh. Keep up the great work my dood

30 min oblivion video.. Sam you treat me so good

Thief Guy... Fight Man... Mage Bro... Dark Dude... Knight Bloke?...

You are doing god’s work Sam please bring this back I need me more of this superb content…. no the world needs it… we need a shivering isles video

I don't have time to watch this right now. But I already know I will enjoy it when I do get a chance to watch it. Keep it up!

I've been waiting for some more Oblivion

I have more fun watching these these videos than I do actually playing the game.

Perfect Oblivion video series. I so love it.

.......... I love you. I mean the content. Yusss. The content. Nah for real. Just found this channel and totally worth it. Your humor is AWESOME.

That fucking intro, my god. Fucking great my dude.

Nut

It's 2020 and this series still kills me. So good!

The editing in these oblivion videos has been next level.

10+ hours of editing to make a masterpiece

I lost My Shit On That Intro.

Great vid Sam worth the wait

I love these videos so much keep up the good work man

How does General Sam not have a million Subs I'm surprised

Flawless technique pays off again

These type of series are fun. Keep doing em'.

I just walked in from work, I sit down and 56 secounds ago sam puts up a video. ......FUCK YES I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW SO BAD

Oh damn that dwarven armor was dank af

LIKE THE NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN INTRO caps

I love watching these for fun, and it really made me realize.. I never know about gas arrows when i played this years and years ago.. I did the whole Valen Dreth quest by sneaking, and reloading game a million times... I feel so dumb

YAY finally more oblivion ive been waiting so long omg!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna take myself down to Applewatch, and watch some apples.

I got an ad for Bethesda Nursing home. Pretty close but no cigar

Still the best video on the internet

This was the best one yet keep it up 👍

Tried watching this in class to pass the time, couldn’t get past 0:53 without laughing lol

تو خیلی خوب هستی

Still the best intro to anything

this is legit the best content on youtube

*E* *D* *G* *Y* *EDGY*

Red delicious.... Really? Well I guess if eating dusty fucking flavorless apples is your thing that's fine by me... I'll just be back here, munching on my juicy, crunchy and fresh plebian Gala apple... Whilst unsubbed.

been waiting for this

I just spent the last couple min of 2020 watching this amazing vid and now I’m starting 2021 with Dark Duderino

3:59 laughed so hard

Me chilling on my balcony *random assassin jumps towards me and stabs me* saying *B A Z I N G A* that would be the best way to die

I want more sam this the best oblivion vid I have seen in a long time

A general Sam video to make my friday

i want to see this in black and white

Died laughing when he talked about the fat kid. 😂😂

editing is perfect as usual xD

Yo Sam, you really upped your game with the editing of this one.

the ending

5:58

This series is lit af because in every episode, General Samuel changes the character Gerald portrays, fulfilling a different role in society after providing great assistance to the members of the guild or other association he chooses to join in each episode.

This shit is the fucking best to watch when getting through the first stages of dxm. My gratitude is yours Sam. Sweet prince.

15:06

Is that a 30 min General Sam video I see?

That beginning make my cry, amazing

Omfg Sam you absolute hero

Wheres skyrim?

You gotta make more dark souls videos. If you don’t, the boss baby will come to your house and kill you.

I appreciate you as a person a sam.

Sam I just gotta say, you're an astonishing editor. I love these Oblivion videos beyond belief. Keep it up! (: