"im your man as long as its a misdemeanor or lower" proceeds to commit several felony crimes

“Petty crime getaway driver” commits first degree murder on a mechanic

"The mechanics stopped me from being a getaway driver" "Literally spends 2 hours straight harassing the mechanics and stabbing them"

This is less about being a getaway driver and more about being a murderous psychopath seeking adrenaline at every possible opportunity

"They said I was useless" they were right

The legend of GTA RP is back

imagine being in highschool and someone finds a video of your dad talking about giving you an enema ,and shit volcanoes

"we're gonna assassinate a mechanic" "... are you in GTA?" what if he'd said "no"

"I may suffer from autism but my driving sure skills dont" *BABY DRIVER, 2017*

Something tells me he had the Scorpion jacket and leather gloves way before he even hatched the concept for this video

"Looks like concrete with high gloss" Sam really does have a way with words

"can you..... take that new knife of yours..... and stab a mechanic?" *short pause* "...yeah alright"

“I feel like I was in the Nuremberg trials, I was just following orders” - General Sam Eneburst

" I can't talk to women" "I may suffer from autism" Hmmm it all adds up now

Ok all jokes aside that intro skits editing was golden 80's perfection sam. Class act as always.

"Just like the hope of that virus hard-scoping humanity" I laughed so much at this dumb phrase

The sequel we’ve been waiting for, for years

In terms of heroes in recent history we have: Thief Guy, Dark Dude, Mage Bro, Fight man, Landlord Shekelstein and now Drive Guy

that story at the end about the enema was funier than every other word of this video. cherish these awful moments of your child's life, they make for great stories later!

“You wanna see somthin cool?” *shoots mechanic* “I drive” *nightcall by kavinsky plays*

"I may suffer from autism but my driving skills sure don't" is the best line I've ever heard in any form of media

Everyone: “cops bad cops bad” Sam: “stinky mechanic”

I love how that guy he got the gun from probably thought “Hmm, I need yo go afk. Where is the safest place for me to do that?... The police station!”

" I want da pine tree on da string"

Sam: complains tarkov won't wipe Tarkov: wipes Sam:

No joke, actual fantastic work on the editing in this one.

"because i am an anarcho-communist, i must fight the power. so i must destroy the working class man, down with the proletariat" - joseph dejacque , 1875

"This is going to negatively affect your yelp review." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

please sam judging by the title “Drive Guy” make this into something like the oblivion series.

>roleplays a flattop black dude >speaks like a jewish comm-school graduate

"Yeah the Drive jacket is a business expense"

I’m 35 and I got too excited to see another General Sam GTA RP vid. Wut is my life.

"Why have you forsaken me father" - Sam's daughter

I'm so happy gta rp is back, I've been waiting for these for so long

General Sam please make more gta roleplay vids :’( the rp community needs a hero like you

*See's that he's using an AE86 in the intro.* My brain: "GAS GAS GAS!!!"

The fact that this man is still under 1mil is unfathomable. He produces some of the best quality videos I've seen on yt Edit: 1mil Pog!!

"20 years in jail? All you did was walk up and go 'Oink Oink' and then spit on him." "Yeah but Im black"

"We called the tow truck and they never came." Wow it's just like real life

"I may have autism but my driving skills sure don't" is one of my favorite lines in any of Sam's videos.

I had surgery 4 days ago and every time i laugh it felt like someone took a baseball bat to my stomach.... this video nearly killed me, i need more

Me: Looks at a chipmunk "Little Rat." Me: Looks at Daddy Sam: "King Rat"

General Sam should do more GTA RP videos on the side, these are hilarious.

For anyone wondering the background song is : Fantom ‘87 - Pay Phone

1:53 YOOOO that flip was next level!

When the kid gets the endless "Why?", respond with Z.

I'm so happy some one really values good business those mechanics got everything they deserved

I used to watch your videos all the time and KZfaq stopped recommending your videos on my feed. The last video I remember seeing was when there was a literal storm brewing near you. I just spent an hour trying to remember this channel's name and I finally found you after scrolling through soot house's videos. I fucking missed you man! I missed the way you laugh. I'm subscribed to you now, never losing you again.

You've been teasing this on forehead fables for ages. FINALLY

The production quality on this is astounding. Sam always hitting it with the low fi vibes

Hey, is this the sequel to the critically acclaimed "Drive Baby" -series, that was written and directed by Bedbananas?

I love the old shit sometimes. These are good goofs.

"I was following orders!" That's what they all say.

Bruh the references to “drive” the movie is amazing and I want that jacket

I’m glad you’re almost at a million subs man. I was watching back when you were at 400k. Wish you luck with you and your family

After a night of drinking, I decided to watch this (I clearly have high standards for entertainment obviously). I really had to piss but that final story had me on the edge of my seat and right after it ended I began walking to the bathroom right as my brain processed what you said. It is extremely rare that I laugh uncontrollably, but I ended up hitting my knees and nearly pissing myself. I guess if you're not a parent it might not be as poetic but that shit is why I love this channel. 10/10, no regrats.

Finally another GTA RP video, I swear Sam is the only watchable person that does RP.

I love how similar this is to "Drive" the movie

mad vid dude i love the set up for the gta roleplay vids

The opening scene was freakin amazing. Great Job Sam

As a man with Asperger, I can confirm that this is a 100% accurate depiction of daily life.

It's like "Baby Driver" except Sam's not allowed near children.

"just like that virus was supposed to hard scope humanity, I under deliver" I love it...

any video with bizzle, bryan and sam is a banger

"Free GTA V" Jew-youtuber: "it's free real estate"

I played my first session of gta rp last night and it lasted 32 hours. Most fun I've had in a long time, and I was mostly having conversations. Seeing this when I wake up is fantastic.

I really love when he tells his fam stories😂 makes it so funny

The Intro, To the Ad, to the grey/chrome arguement, to the masterful scheme of eliminating the repairman business hierarchy makes this videos level of enjoyment go from 10 to 3 back up to 8 then spiraling off at a 25 once you gun down Handy Mandy.

I like how that intro speech basically is the exact plot to Drive’s intro

"this is going to negatively affect your yelp review".

Sam is the only KZfaqr that can say now a word from our sponsors and I won’t skip for sum reason

I loved this gta rp series and i love the comeback

Nobody: Quiet kid in US school: 10:53

me when i want to assassinate the ninja turtles: 3:17

I already love your videos, but the moment I see a Drive reference I have to watch. Also I'm hella jealous you have the jacket!

These get better and better everyday, my good man thanks for your contribution to society

Knowing the mods and rules on the server he's not staying for more than a week, yes Sam broke about 5 rules from what i see but Jesus those mods are wack, great community, toxic mods.

“3 bricks, count’em 1,2,3.”

After watching Drive again I just realized how accurate that intro was to the main character

Sam took being a karen to a whole new level

Actually amazing the effort went into this

On the road to a million Subs puts a smile to my face

Love the jacket. Thanks for honoring that obscure movie with your brand of comedic idiocy.

Actually the best introductory video I have seen in forever

who tf is driving in the beginning mans is a legend lmao mad skills

I missed gta rp videos they were always hilarious.

That was a fucking awesome intro sequence. Some sick skills in the background montage. Well worth the wait my dude, a classic.

Awesome video sam keep up the great work !

At the end it reminds of the story my mom literally tells everyone. I was 3 years old and she was checking my temperature with a rectal thermometer and I looked back and said "why are you doing that mom"

The intro is how I feel swerving through the streets

i swear i watched this video like 7 times , especially for the intro, thats some spicy ass content baby

What a great film, Sam. You really honored its memory. 🎥

0:46 "I study the streets of san andreas the way a person with no life outside of videogames could" this hurts because I used to only own gta 5 for 4 years so I know every square inch of the map by memory. I dont even play with hud or gps anymore cause i dont need the gps. I have 1.7 billion on every character, and I got that in the first year. I am not a citizen of this world, I am a citizen of los santos. no, a god of los santos.

I’ve been waiting

When a General Sam video starts with such an incredible monologue how can you not fuckin love the guy

Sam? Your voice acting and editing is becoming real damn good bro. Keep up the amazing work buddy

Watches “drive” once

The real ones knew this was coming out 2 days ago #Forehead Fables Podcast 420 lit 🔥 69 gamer swag

Thanks for two new synthwave songs to add to my playlist on Spotify.😊

The start of this video is some of his best work!