General Obi Wan Kenobi cuz sand is life?

General Obi Wan Kenobi Yeah. It’s coarse, rough, and gets all over.

The people in my life are like grains of sand. Cause they stick together, often near my butthole.

I don't get it sorry, Saddam's men were sand?

I hate sand

Po-lice that moo-stache!

Too gritty and realistic for the zoomers. Also pretty right wing and honest and zoomers are not fond of that at all. They only want their marvel capeshit movies.

@@charlie1234500 That's why they hate movies and shows like the new Top Gun Maverick and The Terminal List

@@charlie1234500 na some of us know whats up

It would be somewhat more difficult now, due to the homophobia, sexism, racism, etc. Definitely telling it how it was, but I imagine the large mainstream companies wouldn't want to touch that

yeah it won awards for its realism and instead of having a "realism researcher" they just hired Marines im not joking most of the cast and extras are apparently ex Marines

indeed "fruity" Rudy is an ex marine that he actually plays himself ! Also sgt. Patrick, if I'm not mistaking.

+Zamolxes77 Real Sgt Patrick is there but he plays a different Sergeant, not himself and has little screen time. He left that to professionals. But he and Rudy advised the hell out of this and were in charge of boot camp for actors

The navy corpsman is played by him self.

I don’t hate this show, heck it was cathartic watching this when I was a lieutenant

He was probably laughing! " fuck it, let him live, he'd be better use to us hampering those Mohreens efforts "

He put his rifle down to grab his camera cause none of his haji buddies would believe him.

@@05dturner Aye Mohammad check this out, while I was trying to snipe some infidels I found this dipshit amongst them. Lmao

If you listen closely you can hear the sniper laugh

had the same effect as speirs running through enemies line, wildly different method tho

James Booth I’m so sure “James Booth” has a concrete perspective on Mexican culture

Kylar Parker ok kylar

Kylar Parker he’s quoting the series dipshit

Kylar Parker I'm hispanic and it's frankly true. But how did you not notice that I was quoting by this video alone?

As a mexican I can confirm...no wait

YES SIR!!!!!

Y'all look like Elvis's!

i just realize he meant "polish" instead of "po-lice"

Most remembered line ever

Mushtash!

Or cringing

Cringing so hard

Psychological warfare lol

Dude! I read your comment just as the guy said that. Epic!

@Cougstrong Games It is course and rough.

@@alek7998 And it speaks Arabic.

@@luscinius2933 everybody is a gangsta until sand starts speaking arabic

Hingle McCringleberry the most butterbar shit ever lol

If that was a civilian car

@@ahadkirk1928 Dude. Imagine some guy being scared and desperate trying to find his car so he could get himself and his family out of the city. Only for him to find out has been destroyed by some trigger happy weirdo. Poor man. 😂

Actually now we're having problems with plain incompetence cause all the guys who got shit done are retiring and the entitled shit heads are coming in.

Embrace the suck

Agreed. It's like school. You laugh because something funny happens. And then the teacher gets on to you. But instead of yelling its bullets.

You can goose step behind the CO and do a nazi salute. Also *POLICE THAT MOUSTACHE!!!!*

That's combat in general whether military or police. I mean that's why Murphy's law exists. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

The one fucking time Sixta is actually on the right he is a fucking hipocrite

@@kitano47 wait...wtf???

@Takeshi Kitano the real john sixta or his actor, neal jones? Nothing I can find about Neal Jones being a kiddie fiddler

It was for the greater good of the men movement.

@@Sabrowsky he sure desecrated his filtration device with perversions

The real sixta got arrested for being a pedophile...just saying

Dawn Hensley yo, that's fucked

He's really obsessive about the grooming standard; you must be absolutely hairless, preferably adolescent.

did your captain have bullhorns on his vehicle?

The story kind of explains this. Not what the men say, but Sixta himself. He's checking in with another officer and says to inform him if they feel the men's morale going down, he'll "hit them with the grooming standard." I guess angry marines are better than depressed marines.

It's not a Nazi Walk, it's a Goose Step.

Actually, it *is* a Nazi walk although more of a Monty Python Hitler walk.

Time?

@@AudieHolland It's called a goose step but alright.

What the dude should have really done was trim his mustache to look like Hitler's XD

We do just some fucking tards don’t apply it

The artillery regiments are apart of the army? And aren't the marines connected with the navy lol

I'll break it down, barney style, so I don't lose any GED having soldiers. The Navy get 20 dollars from Uncle Sam. The Navy then says, you know what? We need 19 dollars of that 20. So the Marine Corps gets a dollar out of that 20. USMC logistics explained.

@@namenotfound8747 Holy Fvck, I love that analogy, sir/sergeant

The sniper took a long pause and was probably thinking, "What the heck?" 🤣

I think all soldiers can identify with this series. I've been in the norwegian army, mechanised infantry and man, it's just the same, the only difference is the language, weapons and uniforms. Lol.

Kilo Tango soilder is army a marine is a marine

@@scottinbristol with girls in infantry you wouldn't have to worry about rape anymore

Its supposed to be spot on

Shit I'm a Soldier and this is so fucking relatable lol one fight brother 💪🏼

And then performed a critical testicle surgery

@@__N7 Colbert didn't the surgery he just observed lol.

How can he even shoot straight hahao

OO ---

@@diveinstructordaniel1095 It's a film.

Joker_XIIIAKA13 YT what ? Really ? I thought this was real live 😳

@@frost_d_jageryt4333 asides from everyone knowing this isn't real, it's a TV series, not a film.

Got that, thanks

@@aguywholikesmilitary5394 Wait, why?

@@yunarukami14 you and the whole team getting smoked

It was so unusual that the sniper had to pause if he is hallucinating.

effective

just for the record, he actually says daughter, it's just really hard to hear

Pretty sure he says daughter :)

Or small children or pets or farm animals.

Yeah because Marines are our answer the Soviet Conscripts. Glorified cannon fodder

Or your goat, or your sock, or your hat... Just... Don't leave /any/ of your shit with a grunt.

Seán O'Nilbud you must be talking about the Arabs

Like from halo?

The scene where Encino Man gets told by Doc Bryan is elevated by the Big Lebowski quoting in the background lol

@@bulaluigi The wrong coordinates for artillery scene? I couldn't hear anything in the background.

@@opiewinston443 when he calls him incompetent

Wait was gabe the name of the guy who lost his helmet

+Miyu Simpkins That actually happened.

Facing an entire S.S. platoon meant eminent death.

@Skiddo, battalion is the word you're looking for. A platoon consists of ~30 personnel.

@@goodnightmusic-deepsleep4091 really lmao

@GalacticSith69 You just answered your own question... The 2 top superpowers on the planet, with well over 200m combatants, both on either side of Germany.

There's one episode where a grunt drops a whole case of grenades and another yells at him "this is why we can't have nice things"

O my god

+Michael Akkerman He does.

+Michael Akkerman lol i was jsut gonna say that

+Michael Akkerman Subtitle Nazi

he does. youre right good call

I've heard it said that the only soldiers who can properly wear a mustache are Iraqis, Brits, and Poles.

@@opiewinston443 Guess that explains why even when the US was much younger, the US military didn't have a facial hair code. Unlike the British army whom at many times(especially ww1) required all soldiers to grow mustaches.

officers.... a lot of officers...

Where in the world don't they teach the officers at least everything between a single grunt's stuff and commanding a platoon?

"Every bootfucked marine knows danger close" - No. The proper insult is: "Even a 15-yearold computer geek knows what danger close is". And in case someone out there doesn't understand what danger close means: Danger means death in this situation. And Close is because artillery rounds - even guided ones such as Bofors BONUS rounds - drift depending on wind and temperature. An artillery piece is miles behind friendly lines. A single inch/centimeter difference when firing means hundreds of yards in the target area. Hence; Danger, Close.

***** Indeed. Fick seems to be (at least he is portrayed to be) a professional.

Civilians!!

Oh no, the Mustache Police! Armed with aerosol cream and safety razors, making the world safe for display of skin.

The subtitled is wrong btw it suppose to be “polish that mustache. Y’all startin’ to look like elvises”

Another fun fact, the unholy man with the gas mask who played Anthony Jacks also played David Mason in COD yeet

Fun fact - they need to make a left 4 dead 3

@@mynameiswhat7874 not so fun fact, prolly gonna suck, cuz they gonna make it when money will be needed and full of political bullshit. i hope they never smear l4d, half life and portal.

Another fun fact. Q-tip, the guy with the red bandanna is dex/ bullseye from the Daredevil show.

Yup, he was fiddling their private moostaches

Did he not remember to not desecrate his mask with perversions?

Her virginity was not hers to lose. It was the property of the United States Marine Corp

Ah, Sixta. So concerned with the grooming standard, he forgot to be concerned with the age of consent...

@@dorkmax7073 Emphasis on "grooming"

The first time I heard that term, was while watching this video, and I thought it was pretty self explanatory.

Every Marine officer learns how to call artillery. It is impossible for him to not know.

There are officers and there are officers

Pelican1984 It’s an age old tactic. Officers call air strikes insanely danger close, right on top of the heads of their men so they (the officers) can get medals and accolades. The best officer is a prior enlisted officer.

@@MultiTrollNation I used to know a couple of old Vietnam vets who served together in the same platoon, they made it clear that back when they were in, there was Junior officers who didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground but at least knew enough to consult with their senior NCOs and learn on the job, and there was the ones who not only didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground but also believed they knew it all and would not listen to their senior NCOs. They talked about their second platoon leader (first PL was injured in a rollover and went stateside for a few months to recover) and how their platoon sergeant drew his sidearm on the officer and told him to sit down and shut up or die after this dipshit ordered bayonets fixed and a frontal charge at an MG position after being told he couldn't get an arty strike and would have to wait near 30 minutes for air support to be freed up from other operations. Apparently just like Schwetje "sleeping through" training on calling in artillery, this guy slept through training on flanking maneuvers.

It's funny when they look down at the same time very slowly

Makes me want to join the army

all but the blue on blue engagement. You engage and your noncom pretty much will fuck you. HARD. The worst crime a SEAL can perform.

These are Marines

@@AK-xi9fp That's the joke. He thinks the army will have less retards. It's false, the army probably has less retards as a percentage, but since it's larger there's probably more retards overall...

​@@AK-xi9fpI think that was the joke.

His audition was him walking in the room yelling unintelligibly and just before he left winking at the production team.

Gen War or Gen Kill?

Gen War is a German miniseries.

Both of them are really really great.

They skipped over some stuff. Producers thought people wouldn't believe some of the shit they got into while they were there

Canadian army am I joke to you lmao

meh lmao

Reporter’s face as he does it... lmfao

Well, he's the only real shithead in a company of over a hundred men...so if he's everything wrong with America then America is doing pretty well.

@@youdoitillwatch That guy who tried to call in an artillery strike on insurgents that were 200 meters away is pretty fucking stupid too, and of course Sixta turned out to be a child molester.

Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Chaplain Flash backwards. Didn’t a number of the senior guys come FROM Afghanistan to Iraq?

@@drak3y The War on Terror seems like they sent troops back and forth, and several veterans served in both countries. I mostly just find it funny that Sixta enforced the grooming standard so harshly, yet now we see guys with full beards. I can see with the threat of gas why they'd have to shave though.

Yeah except he sexually assaulted a girl in real life.

just don't fuck with little kids and you should be fine