As far as the person sending a limp in the airport, as a disabled person, I find that absolutely disgusting. That is abuse of the system. And how dare you take advantage when someone offers a service for an actual need.

Faking a disability to cut the lines at an airport is disrespectful to people with actual disabilities. Don’t do this if you are a good human.

I know most of you won't believe me, but in High School, me and four of my friends were in the same class and we had this important exam at the end of the year. We had the bright idea to learn actual morse code and use the clicking of our pens to communicate. We sat in a triangle and when one of us had a question e.g. 5.2, we would type it, but instead of relying on the sound and disturbing everyone else, we looked how long he held the button of the pen in, then released it slowly. For those who sat in front, we had to use the clicking sound. It was soft enough not to be too disturbing, but just loud enough to hear. We would split up the work and one would focus on one section, and once we were done with said section, we would move to the next person. My avg actually went up from 75% to 81%. Might be dumb luck, idk, but we used the exams in between to practice and identify our mistakes.

Yep... That airport wheelchair one was "Abusing the System" In here it's actually Disrespectful

That was awesome how the "bodybuilder" won anyways even though he was pranking them lol. XD

This channel always delivers. Not only was the thumbnail not clickbait, but it was the first story covered. +100 internets

The guy who became the heavyweight champion was brilliant 😊 The woman who faked disability was despicable 😡 I'm disabled and use a wheelchair when out. People like her make my blood boil, we get so much abuse and have to fight for simple rights and access that others take for granted. Nasty woman, karma waits for her...

I think the airport wheelchair one was more like someone abusing the system rather than beating the system

Stealing isn’t “Beating the system”, its stealing.

"You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated." -Maya Angelou

The only loop hole that i exploted anywhere close to this level, was in high school. The dress code in the rule book explicitly said that tank tops were forbidden but then also made an exception as long as the shirt straps were atleast 2 finger tips wide. Being in the south, spring can get pretty hot pretty quick. So girls would start wearing these tops and the boys were getting upset that these girls were wearing tank tops but we couldn't. Than it hit me, why couldn't we? So i got my hand book, highlighted the 2 finger tip rule and kept it in my back pocket, then put on just a normal tank top and went to school. When ever i was stopped i would pull out the hand book, open it up and hold it out to the highlighted page and with my other hand hold 2 fingers to my sholder showing it was more than 2 finger tips wide. And i got away with it.

Love that Hamish Blake is in the thumbnail. I recall when he did this too 😂😂 Hamish and Andy had a series when they were working in the states and one episode was to enter a body building competition. They did a few other things in the states as well. I believe they played an extreme game of tag.

15:56 I couldn't hold the laugh when I saw that ID card issued by my own town. Nice guys :D

The church of the flying spagetti monster had me rolling on the floor.

Imagine being at the festivals and seeing paramedics drunk as fuck dancing and you just think if I get hurt who helps me but if they get hurt who helps them haha

Me and my highschool friend snuck into our school formal (dance/prom) being hosted at a hotel. As the ball committee were entering the facility before opening we quickly ran up to the next floor and took the elevator down. The doors opened just as they were passing and we joined the back line as if we were part of the committee. As soon as we were in the event hall we made our way to the lavatories and hid in the cubicles until the rest of the students arrived. Then we simply emerged James Bond style dressed in tuxedos and joined the party. If it wasn't for the copius amounts of alcohol we smuggled in and subsequently consumed we would have never been discovered. But alas it was not to be. At least the deputy principal saw the funny side as we explained how we bypassed security whilst being ejected from the facilities. Great night 10 out of 10.

Dude the circle tin having grandmas tools is so relatable dude its so relatable

That double sized cinema ticket trick is hilarious 😂

I actually sticky taped my phone to the inside of my trouser leg when doing to a university exam anticipating 2 areas of the test I was hoping didn't appear. They both appeared! So I went to the toilet, which they ask you to surrender your phone before you do. I emptied out my pockets and went to the toilet and googled for about 15 minutes before coming back and acing the 2 questions, which were worth 40% of the marks. And now I am an English teacher....... lol.

“By attaching his son’s ball to the hook of his fishing rod” having this playing in the background that sentence made me pause and look 😂

In regards to your question about lying so I can go to a party, no. However I have used a party as an excuse to get out of other things and then just stayed for a quiet night in instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The slipper fly squatter MIGHT not work as well as an actual squatter. Flies can sense difference in surrounding air pressure and will fly away if you try swinging a solid surface towards them. Also, the reason why regular squatters have holes. Other than that, an entertaining video, add always! 👌🏽

There is one rule that I stand by no matter what while you are in school shut the hell up and respect the teacher do not be having a full-blown conversation in the middle of class because there are other people trying to pay attention and get good grades

wow you actually make the best videos in existence

There was also the time where, during the Cold War, Stalin told Truman that he couldn’t bring supplies to West Berlin. Truman then used aircrafts to export supplies to West Berlin. This was a massive undertaking for the United States.

As a handicapped person I wondered why I had to wait forever to get assistance I find this really disturbing. Similar to having someone parking in a handicap parking spot with the driver just sitting there or younger folks using grandmas placard with grandma still at the house then in my instance I have to park in a regular spot, get my Walker and o2 tank out of the back seat to take care of my business and come back to find someone now parked on or extremely close to the line- requiring me to pull my vehicle forward and then putting the Walker etc back in my car My summation please be observant and respectful of others you don't own everything you see we aren't looking for special treatment or privileges just some common courtesy Thanks for reading my rant I will climb back in my whole and disappear

This series & the Darwin Awards series are hands down my faves on this channel! So all I have to say is, MORE, PLEASE?!

Love your videos. They make my day

Here's a beat the system for you. This is from a video I saw. This professor in one school decided to ban laptops to students and instead use the old way of paper and pencil, which could tire your neck and hands if you ask me. But this genius found an ingenious way around. He brought a typewriter and some bond paper and typed in as much as he liked. The class laughed and found it great while the prof accepted his defeat.

Ya question at 9:48 I be with you. To beat the system with a tricky mind is the one thing but to beat someone who's been already beat in all way is kind of worst

I have a mobility impairment and need help getting around the airport. People think that the electric carts are cool and a quick way to get to your gate. Getting through security quickly is awesome. What they don't realize is that not everyone has the ability to stand in line. They need to be grateful to be able-bodied. Also when they cheat they are making things worse for those who really need the extra help. It can make people late to their flight or miss it all together because of staffing issues. It can also delay a flight while they wait for a wheelchair to take the person onto the plane. When that happens, there's no overhead space for luggage left. In addition, the people with disabilities are forced to have to sit in seats that exacerbate their disability. It's just plain bad karma and mean to pretend that you're disabled so that you can take advantage of the "special treatment" that is given to people with disabilities. Who knows? Maybe a semi with your name on it will strike you down and leave you disabled or you come back in a next life as someone with chronic leg pain. I would use stronger language than the narrator and say that what that gal did was morally reprehensible.

Hame is a champion, from memory him and Andy were doing a road trip across the states and they found out the other bodybuilders were at a bigger competition across town. I think they were celebrating Andy’s birthday too.

I congratulated someone at a party for their pregnancy , they replied “umm I’m not pregnant I’m just fat “ . What was worse is I asked some mates first if she was pregnant and they were like “I’m not sure I think so yeah “. Let’s just say she never spoke to me again after that

I still remeber flying to Uganda with my dad. They asked him if he needed his cruches to get throug the metal detector.... He was only able to limp because the doctors injected some nasty stuff directly into his knees. He is now permenently in a wheelchair. Please don't make his life harder by pretending to be disabled. But he can take jokes about it tho. I love stealing his wheel and having a laugh.

As someone who has then unfortunate luck to have a medical condition that has regularly required the use of an airport wheelchair I’m disgusted by this woman who has abused the system.

Beating the Rules Rulez🤘🤘🤘

Getting out of paying for a movie ticket nowadays doesn’t work anymore because going to the movies, one has to buy assigned seats.

Kid willingly drinks medicine. Me: That's unfair. That particular medicine is actually delicious.

21:23 finally spy kids 3D glasses have a good use

price of a movie ticket? dude... I haven't been inside an actual movie theatre for over a decade.

alcohol in ball games: When I go golfing, they don't allow any beverages on the course. I bought a pair of binoculars, called, "BAR-NOCULARS" and the eye piece comes off of each side and you can pit about a pint of booze in each. My brother-in-law has an extra 9 iron that when you turn the business end of the club, it pulls up and pumps beer up from a mini keg from the bottom of the golfclub bag. So, he drinks his beer and I put whiskey in one side and Coca-Cola in the other and have whiskey and cokes while we play. :D

Haha Hamish Blake winning the heavyweight was hilarious. Our fabulous Aussie beat the system 😂

One of the smarty pants kids just stole the restaurant bowls🤣

When I worked at Whataburger I used to put my vape into the cups (because we got a free drink to sip throughout the shift) and I would put a coffee straw into the mouth hole of the vape and out the straw hole in the lid on the cup. I could vape in the back between breaks and nobody would say a thing.

i'm suprised that the mom tricked his son, but i'm even more suprised that the kid kept smiling and didn't make a face of disgust.

The wheel chair is a definite abuse. Not beating the system but being assholic lazy.

3:42 There is this ice cream place near where I live called Nelson's. The cups that they put the ice cream in are already larger than most. Additionally, they have ice cream that is very sturdy, meaning that they can stack ice cream very tall, and they do. You get twice as much ice cream than the amount of space in the cup. Because of this, their "kids" size is a bit difficult for an ADULT to finish. Their largest size, the lumberjack size, is basically a mountain of ice cream.

I love your videos! they never fail at keeping me entertained. Lot's of love from Nigeria. :)

I won 1st place in the 1500 meter run in public school one yr during track and field because a friend and I were the only ones to compete. We walked around until the last 100 meters or so

the stroller probably costs more than the ticket

8:36 - The dog that loses its pee bush is hysterically funny.

The kid boxing the bowl of noodles is stealing. Also, let your pets on the couch.

I used to buy 3 tickets for myself to see 3 different movies, in the morning hours, when the tickets were cheaper, so even when the movie was coming on after 6pm, when you had to pay full price, I could go see the same movie for nearly half the price! I also snuck food in and only bought a drink at from the theater! But now I don't go to the movies, I just wait until they come to a streaming service or cable!

Growing up we found out if u unplug the soda machine and plug it back in u get a free soda... it worked like a charm untill we were caught 😎😂

This channel provides all the laughter I ever need but also can have a bunch of other emotions at the same time😂😂😂❤❤❤but I love this channel keep going be amazed

Someone:Hey what church do you go to Me:I go to the Church of the flying spaghetti monster

As someone who needs a wheelchair that is definitely abuse!

YES THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER (I don't believe in it I just find it hilarious)

That movie theater one is hilarious, as an employee at a movie theater if I saw that happen I would be impressed.

The fake limp trick is reprehensible.

I remember hearing about the Spaghetti monster on school! No one believed me when I told them

I have been disabled for more than two decades and need help at airports and some other places. Unfortunately, because I can stand up and I don't "look" disabled, I have had a number of irate people harass me for using wheelchairs and other aids when I need them. Err on the side of kindness because not all debilitating diseases are obvious at first or even second glance!

That airport one should be a straight up crime

Hamish is probably the only competitor who didn't take any steroids.

17:03 But I like lettuce, onions, pickles, garlic and pomegranate, think again!

Always amaze how amazing you are at these amazing facts Love the lettuce one n all thanks

I hide my sweets in a tampon box. My husband and teen sons have never figured it out! Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I think child these day wanted those skins in a game worth $60 than going to Disney

Oh boy if I meet these people I will worship them so they can teach me their ways

Healthy folk in wheelchairs with counterfeit doctor's certificates avoiding Disney's queues is a thing.. :(

10:22 If you want to release a winged insect without killing it, just spray it with water. It dampens their wings, they fall on the floor, you can just pick 'em up and pop them on a ledge outside the window. Use a glass for stinging insects, obviously! Then make sure you put your fly screens back on any open windows or doors, and you're all set. :D

Man, I actually have arthritis and a prominent limp because of it, and no one at the airport has asked if I need a wheelchair once.

EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR PASTAFAIRIN

I found a awesome loophole and used it for two years during college. The Niagara region had started a new transportation system and you could get a ride from your house to almost anywhere in Niagara region for $6 CAD a as bad pay on the app. They also had use a transfer as a payment option in case you were getting off the bus. I set my payment to transfer and they never asked to see the transfer. So I got from home to Niagara College (40 minute drive) for free for 2 years

24:53 the narrator is so reluctant to explain this lol

10:8 "to catch them(flies) with your bare hands is a nightmare" My Asian mom: *KILLING it with her bare hand*

Sometimes when my mom asked me if I could do something I would say "yes I COULD do it" because technically, that's what she asked😁😈

The picture of that guy “in bed” 😂😂

Imagine pretend to be a paramedic then someone faint lol

Who else today thought that BE AMAZED should post this 🤣

The cookie tin showing a picture of sewing supplies would not work. You could clearly tell it was a picture.

internet pervs are always annoying cuz they say your "underdressed" so trolling them hard is always 100% funny

Why the hell not be NYC's heavyweight body building champion when a FREAKING man can win a Miss America backed pageant.

I found just learning math formulas with peers in a study group was so effective that my group reached top scores in the state. That's a real win.

7:27 my four year old self would probably be like “no, frick you, where is my aunt?” If it was my aunt, then I would of taken it reverse psychology or not, because at that age she was pretty much my mom, still view her more as a mother figure today than my own biological mother, even though my aunt stopped taking care of me at age 5

My beating the system story: so at some of my smash weeklys there are doubles brackets. The problem is I need a teammate and have a hard time asking ppl, and I don't have someone who wants to go. So I simply opted to team up with a computer player (CPU) There is disadvantages especially involving coordination but I can play doubles without the awkwardness of trying to find a teammate. The best part is 2 T.Os actually allow this!

I mean does the kid not notice the lettuce leaf not being eaten lol

This man makes a pun out of a pun..... amazing

My parents keep beating the system

She abusing the system

One way to cheat on a test (what I actually did) is to get some clear tape, tape a few pieces on top of your desk, and write the answers on the tape 🤣

I loved the one where the musicians beat Spotify! 😂

Yes, she is definitely ABUSING the system. What she is doing is no less offensive than ppl who are NOT disabled, parking in a handicap spot!

Here! imagine this hitting 1k likes in 1 hour

When you order Chinese food tell them you don’t want broccoli in your chicken because the broccoli fills up most of the container so if you get it without broccoli you’re gonna get all chicken

Loop hole. My hometown town. Last year. I parked right up to the bumper on the family pickup so there was plenty of space between my back bumper and the street, which is THE emergency route to the hospital, technically you can park on the street but if you park on the street on the side i happened to live on, you would get a knock and asked to move the car because its not wide enough to park on both sides. Well the chief of police informed me that I can't block the sidewalk even if I was trying to be a good citizen, it is a city thoroughfare. So I apologized and got in and backed up just enough for the school kids to fit easy, almost to the street gutter but like an inch to spare, got out and since he was still eyeballing me, I gestured "like this", and he frowned but nodded that was within legal parking statutes for my home town. There might be a reason he watched what I was doing and frowned when I had him confirm that I was now legally parked. Im not a trouble maker, per see.. but if the police seem to be too worried about what I am doing, i make it worth their time. The are busy and do a dangerous job. But... The reason he frowned and watched is.... The worst thing to tell me is the rules. Especially if there's more important things to do, or that they seem to like seeing what I am up to when I am minding my own business and not causing trouble. Because when they Tell me the rules, i have them explain in exact detail what the rules are, so i can comply fully. Because I don't want them to come back and write a ticket. One officer told me that the fridge in the driveway, a school kid could climb in it and suffocate or something, it was dangerous. I explained i was going to scrap it but until then I would fix the problem. AS HE WAS BACKING OUT of the driveway, it simply turned it around and faced the door against the house. I don't think a school kid could suffocate if door can't be opened. So the parking statute says sidewalk has to be open to pedestrians, and you can't have any of your car past curb in the gutter. 6 months later i got a tiny ford Escort. And i parked sideways in my driveway right up to the curb. Facing the traffic from the school, but legally parked. In fact the sidewalk had room for 3kids wide. The police drove by, shook their heads, and kept going. The other residents of my home town were not impressed lol. So I left it like that for the day

Have you ever seen a picture of the human nervous system with the eyes still included? It looks just like the Flying Spaghetti Monster IRL. It is weird but it really does! LOL

When I graduated Nursing school here in Quebec, the exam to be registered had changed recently from multiple choice questions to a written question part and something they called OSCES which consisted of walking into a simulated medical situation where an actor played the patient and two examiners judging how we dealt with whatever situations we were presented with. In FRENCH. I’m bilingual but I have terrible anxiety and knew if I did this exam, there was a chance I wouldn’t pass, even though I graduated with honours. At the time, there was a loophole. You could apply to do the exam in Ontario, still multiple choice, and once passed, and registered in Ontario, you could ask for reciprocity in Quebec and get registered without doing the OSCES. I did just that and had two licenses, valid in two provinces. They changed the rule the next year.

23:50 - Hey... My cats can spin around, sit, and do a couple other commands. It just takes a clicker, a very delicious treat, and a LOT of patience. Like... Saint-level patience. 😆

1:11 (Hamish and Andy are hilarious, always a riot to watch their little comedy specials on TV