GEOFF NORCOTT: I BLAME THE PARENTS | COMEDY SPECIAL
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Күн бұрынMy stand-up special I BLAME THE PARENTS, filmed live in Southend in 2022.
Watch Geoff’s hard-hitting BBC documentary about the truth behind universities - www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...
★★★★ - The Telegraph
Buy Geoff’s new book THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED - www.amazon.co.uk/British-Blok...
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@Dangerousdaze 11 ай бұрын
I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.
@philiprowney 10 ай бұрын
We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]
@onevastanus 3 ай бұрын
I saw a meme lol...
@Dangerousdaze 3 ай бұрын
@@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!
@onevastanus 3 ай бұрын
@@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?
@zeldagoblin 3 ай бұрын
We've got a walking meme here lads!😮
@summercoat 3 ай бұрын
Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣
@donaldjohnrobinson6531 11 ай бұрын
Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.
@richardknowles4200 11 ай бұрын
Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.
@72secondprize 11 ай бұрын
Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.
@alexevansuk 3 ай бұрын
Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.
@amberswafford9305 3 ай бұрын
Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.
@seanmurphy8312 3 ай бұрын
President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲
@amberswafford9305 3 ай бұрын
@@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.
@zeldagoblin 3 ай бұрын
It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.
@ivornestegg1524 11 ай бұрын
Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !
@frank__reynolds 11 ай бұрын
Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...
@flagpoleeip 11 ай бұрын
Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians
@forlorndream1400 11 ай бұрын
'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.
@frenchenstein 11 ай бұрын
🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟
@DM-it2ch 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant as ever!!
@angelsackson 11 ай бұрын
Good to see you back on KZfaq mate!
@liamfisher4191 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing....great stuff
@georgechicago3498 10 ай бұрын
Brilliant.
@BigEnglishStandup 7 ай бұрын
One of the best out there, surely.
@jonny6330 11 ай бұрын
Seriously funny guy, great live.
@kristinarandall5428 10 ай бұрын
Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂
@cykr0s 11 ай бұрын
Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.
@nicdoye 11 ай бұрын
Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂
@kateearly6849 10 ай бұрын
Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!
@Bader1940 11 ай бұрын
Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!
@stevecalder6180 11 ай бұрын
seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)
@adrianmeyer2157 11 ай бұрын
Quality Geoff.
@ommk9650 11 ай бұрын
Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon. Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍
@stephenbullivant5908 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@robddickinson4217 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.
@smiffyd4041 10 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed this 👌
@jamiecameron9089 11 ай бұрын
Awesome 😂
@johnnycombs6570 11 ай бұрын
Tip Top!!!
@suttonelms1 11 ай бұрын
Very good.
@lonewolfandcub668 7 ай бұрын
My hometown Southend, yes. Sad missed it
@scotlandsuper9235 11 ай бұрын
Very funny.
@stevebrown8163 10 ай бұрын
Thank you
@user-jr7cx9zm1e 3 ай бұрын
Great stuff.
@helenromanelli2544 6 ай бұрын
guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...
@Tezzzaaa 11 ай бұрын
Geezer! See u in Chestaaaaar in March.😊
@samohara-childs8463 8 ай бұрын
Fine work
@gavinjones8543 11 ай бұрын
Top Drawer!
@Dob.nbr1 11 ай бұрын
Top man
@mmartin4978 11 ай бұрын
Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig
@TuRo-Maserati 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅
@Bandanko 10 ай бұрын
Prolly get truss next.... prophetic
@sneed472 11 ай бұрын
nice
@mrpicky1868 10 ай бұрын
how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle
@rjflores438 11 ай бұрын
You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!
@ChorltonandtheWheelies 10 ай бұрын
@rjflores438. That's weird? Is it KZfaq that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂
@dsharpmarketing 11 ай бұрын
Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?
@davidwanstall4670 11 ай бұрын
😎👍
@odt4492 11 ай бұрын
"....ba-ba...?
@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689 10 ай бұрын
I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!
@meh3247 11 ай бұрын
I blame your parents too Geoffrey.
@jayjaydubful 10 ай бұрын
Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.
@davidsharpe7869 Ай бұрын
@SiLatics56 9 ай бұрын
I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.
@dixieboy5689 8 ай бұрын
Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.
@philiphudgens4726 11 ай бұрын
I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type! Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!
@helenbaker2614 11 ай бұрын
I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do
@MegaEssexboy1 9 ай бұрын
Good but still not edgy enough
@johnmunro4952 10 ай бұрын
Hope the next act is funnier.
@Larsbor 3 ай бұрын
Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..
@nathanaelstunt7317 11 ай бұрын
Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?
@martinheath5947 11 ай бұрын
I doubt it
@teddyirons8240 11 ай бұрын
He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.
@nathanaelstunt7317 11 ай бұрын
@@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?
@teddyirons8240 11 ай бұрын
@@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.
@nathanaelstunt7317 11 ай бұрын
@@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?
@alihart 11 ай бұрын
Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material
@mquigley3348 11 ай бұрын
You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.
@Bingo12331 11 ай бұрын
If you don’t like it, why watch it?
@duncefunce1513 11 ай бұрын
A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.
@Tezzzaaa 11 ай бұрын
You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.
@MrBuffalo2 11 ай бұрын
Not f...king funny mate..
@mquigley3348 11 ай бұрын
@@MrBuffalo2 You would know
@LouisFriend-tk8gl 10 ай бұрын
Oooh. How edgy.🙄
@GeoffNorcott 10 ай бұрын
Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!
@LouisFriend-tk8gl 10 ай бұрын
@@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.
@GeoffNorcott 10 ай бұрын
@@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍
@charlytaylor1748 10 ай бұрын
Tell us a joke
@UPTHETOWN 11 ай бұрын
Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny
@skepticalbadger 11 ай бұрын
You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.
@davidjames-maddaford4531 11 ай бұрын
Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.
@zeldagoblin 3 ай бұрын
I hope you don't read the bible...
@davidjames-maddaford4531 3 ай бұрын
@@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple
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