Geoguessr but every location is incredibly rude [PLAY ALONG]

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Ай бұрын

This week we prove that I am the most childish bloke on KZfaq by exploring the "So Childish" map.
A puerile map made up entirely of locations that feature cocks, fannies, farts and anything else that would amuse a 12 year old. If you're too mature or boring to laugh along, do not fear - you can still play along and have a go at beating my score.
PLAY ALONG: Play your round, put your marker down, then switch tabs back to KZfaq to watch my attempt and the result. This way you don't ruin the game or the video!
THE LINK: www.geoguessr.com/challenge/K...

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@GeoWizard Ай бұрын

I know many of you prefer the chilled geoguessr vids but I want to thank those who don’t for bearing with me during this relatively calm period. The storm is coming, and it’s gonna more than reward you for your patience!

@jonas9 Ай бұрын

Sadly you cannot really play along that well since the time still counts down and you already know where you are once you've placed your marker.

@gyros69420 Ай бұрын

Today I found out I live 15 minutes from Bell End

@markvogel5872 Ай бұрын

BRO YOU GOT ALLUDED TO IN A TIMCAST IRL PODCAST!!!!!!!! The one about the portal in Dublin being shut down...check it out that's amazing!!!

@Dr.LongMonkey Ай бұрын

@@markvogel5872Beanie boy watches Tom?

@doctor_gibbo1392 Ай бұрын

@@gyros69420 That was my nick name in school.

@WhiteWolfLuigi02 Ай бұрын

He literally spent a whole minute explaining what a chode is before actually trying to guess where it was. i love you tom

@bt82 Ай бұрын

I’d never heard of a chode!

@ChrisTravelss Ай бұрын

I was glad for the explanation. I'm british and never heard chode in my life.

@FabDino Ай бұрын

@@ChrisTravelss Aussies know, classic schoolyard insult

@cathrynlisa Ай бұрын

A fellow ignorant Brit here. Even from a similar neck of the woods and never heard it. Every day's a school day (appropriately enough)!

@olenilsen4660 Ай бұрын

@@ChrisTravelss I knew just because of Susie Dent ;) I´m Norwegian.

@MotoHikes Ай бұрын

For the love of god please tell me he's recording

@sowianskizonierz2693 Ай бұрын

Get in!

@Patrick-sz4sn Ай бұрын

he wasnt :(

@ArloLipof Ай бұрын

I’m afraid he isn’t, we will never get to see this video! 😩

@thekingofming Ай бұрын

@@Patrick-sz4snI came here to say the same thing 😂

@CristiNeagu Ай бұрын

I know, right! I too wait with bated breath for him to check if he's recording or not. You never know until then.

@groezy Ай бұрын

damn he ignored netherthong and went for upperthong instead

@Kelpo45 Ай бұрын

That moment was actually devestating

@tracik1277 Ай бұрын

I had a drink in a lesbian pub in Upper Dicker once many moons ago on the way back to London from either Hastings or Bournemouth, can’t remember. Also passed by Lower Dicker on the way.

@pbjbagel Ай бұрын

And Thongsbridge.

@stephensteele3553 Ай бұрын

The man prefers whale tails.

@iCrapBubbles Ай бұрын

As someone from Barnsley, he had so many better picks, like Wombwell and Grimethorpe, and even Shafton. I also want to add that Penistone is actually pronounced “Penny’s ton.” Rather than a sound that your penis makes. 😂

@lurkzie5383 Ай бұрын

"Can we end it on a high?" - ERECT on the sign. We certainly can Tom. We certainly can.

@huseyx2 Ай бұрын

Best. Signoff. Ever.

@meetlejuice8865 Ай бұрын

Can't believe you'd slander Horace Pissfingers like that

@ErdTirdMans Ай бұрын

The Pissfingers are a proud and storied family of cartographers without whom England could never have reached its heights!

@bazoski1er Ай бұрын

there is a reasonable chance he isnt even a cheater, there is only 50 locations on the map so if you had played it enough times you could memorise them pretty easily

@DougieL Ай бұрын

@@bazoski1er memorise the answers = cheating?

@SDrtheone Ай бұрын

@@DougieL Strong, somewhat unfair advantage.

@olivern7220 Ай бұрын

That’s what I did -Horace

@etiennemartel925 Ай бұрын

😂 the cheeky "see you next Tuesday" you casually dropped while talking about Erect! 😂😂

@Herodollus Ай бұрын

”Let’s get a perfect score in Penistone, something that i certainly haven’t done before” xD

@marcjohnson3553 Ай бұрын

Funniest line out of the many funny lines from this video 😂

@pikachuchujelly7628 Ай бұрын

I love how he pronounces it like that, even though the correct pronounciation is PEN-is-ton.

@ViApp0 Ай бұрын

I put the mark for the first picture on Penistone and immediately forgot its location when it came up.

@peteharrod Ай бұрын

"Gaping Anus" 🤣

@rusduderus Ай бұрын

i love that someone would read the comments before watching and near the end will be like "Wait, i was promised a place named Gaping Anus in the comments! where is it?" xd

@emy5845 Ай бұрын

47.5988 N, 3.5326 E

@AcidicProductionsHD Ай бұрын

Instant demonization 😂

@thany3 Ай бұрын

A common British term for "Until our next endeavour, my good sirs/madams"

@tupolev141 Ай бұрын

As a non native English speaker, I didn't know that was a genuine way to say goodbye. I will use it from now on!

@Mackarious Ай бұрын

There's a crossroads in Devon called "Cockramsbutt" I drove there with a friend, it was worth it.

@marcjohnson3553 Ай бұрын

11:10 “Can we end it on a high?” *Erect appears* Pure poetry that is

@Moolers Ай бұрын

Love that it says Barnsley on that Penistone sign, because that's so close to "barnslig", which means "childish" in Norwegian.

@beorlingo Ай бұрын

I wish he'd pronounced it correctly once also, which I'm sure he didn't

@Sylence01 Ай бұрын

@@beorlingo He did not, it's pronounced pen-iston.

@beorlingo Ай бұрын

@@Sylence01 that's what I thought. 😊

@CyanideSun94 Ай бұрын

Same in swedish too!

@Benjamin-mq6hu Ай бұрын

@@CyanideSun94 Close in pronunciation to how a Scanian would pronounce "barnslig" too

@doctor_gibbo1392 Ай бұрын

When I was in the scouts as a young boy i often had to scale the heights of Lord Herefords Knob.

@GeoWizard Ай бұрын

He was my scout leader too 😢

@Tommikala Ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rtZ3mMeTvp-qYGg.html

@doctor_gibbo1392 Ай бұрын

@@GeoWizard He was always readjusting my woggle

@annazett3164 Ай бұрын

When you said, "Of course that needs to be a 'u'", immediately I was like "Oh yeah, pissu would be quite funny, too" 🙈

@bamapana Ай бұрын

Being from North Carolina, Erect is actually pretty close to Apex, Horneytown, High Point, and of course Climax.

@andrewhawkins6754 Ай бұрын

Don't forget about Morehead!

@OvMov7 Ай бұрын

When you have any of this letters in a word: ă, â, î, ș, ț you are most probably in Romania.

@cvbattum Ай бұрын

and the ț is pronounced as a ts, he might have gotten away with saying it as "cuntsa" (and pronounced the u as the ou in you)

@tomscorpion6288 Ай бұрын

Yeah, it's crazy he missed that. He was probably thinking it's just a dirt on the sign.

@Mrissecool Ай бұрын

ș is present in most of eastern europe, and Turkey. The other ones are spot on though.

@slifer0081 Ай бұрын

@Mrissecool no?

@Griloso Ай бұрын

Â is common in portuguese too

@micahboyes6374 Ай бұрын

While searching for Penistone, I came across Cockermouth. What a place lol

@Scott3387 Ай бұрын

It's the mouth of the river Cocker, what else are you going to call it? haha

@jjbankert Ай бұрын

I hardly know her

@ACreativeERROR Ай бұрын

What's ironic is I used to live up the road from Penistone and now I leave near Cockermouth. I don't know what this says about me.

@vladimir520 Ай бұрын

As a Romanian viewer of yours I feel like I have the obligation to let you know that one of the places you zoomed into in Romania, at 10:56, "Scule Pentru Tine", theoretically means "Tools For You", but it also means "Dicks For You" colloquially, and I can't help but hear it in that way.

@TwistedForHire Ай бұрын

You are a champion for spreading this amazingness.

@goldenappel Ай бұрын

There's a seaside village near me in Donegal, Ireland by the name of Muff. And it has a diving club.

@JasonAllenSomerset Ай бұрын

"Muff Diving Club. All welcome. Bring your own towel".

@RedcastleGAV78 Ай бұрын

Wouldn’t really call it seaside, but yes. It’s Muff

@davissae Ай бұрын

Please send me a Muff Diving Club T-shirt

@philipwykes8713 Ай бұрын

On the bucketlist: have a cerveza with Tom in Chodes🍻

@olenilsen4660 Ай бұрын

Preferrably on the table beside him as he lets the locals know what they are called... ;)

@Xavierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ай бұрын

soooooooooooo excited for the new series next week!!!

@alexsmith854 Ай бұрын

I'm from Bromsgrove. Can remember a friend phoning in a daytime tv show competition and they cut him off air when he told them he lived in Lickey End. Just up the road from Bell End.

@user-bt2od3yw1b Ай бұрын

Its time for Straight Line England :) been waiting ages for this one. Also please do a Scotland attempt 2 with Greg some time

@gyros69420 Ай бұрын

Scotland 2 needs to happen. Covid can't get in the way any more

@a.baciste1733 Ай бұрын

Can already hear the 8bit tunes in my head

@Pint_of_Outdoors Ай бұрын

Tom you have inspired me to do a Minge Lane to Bellend mission this summer

@mentox6592 Ай бұрын

Those two last words of the vid 😵 But refusing to pronounce Cunta! Great stuff as usual

@marialachica16 Ай бұрын

I can almost guarantee that the folk in Chodes don't know what their town name means in english slang! I've been living in the UK for almost 20 years and I had never heard that word before. It made me laugh so much. Thanks for another amazing vid!

@frameturtle Ай бұрын

It's interesting, he says its UK slang, but as an American, I feel like its broadly known in America.

@telephonebear21 Ай бұрын

Romania is much more Eastern Orthodox than Catholic, but both are very into displaying images and icons of Christ like that in a way you wouldn't really see in Protestant cultures.

@actua99 Ай бұрын

Just to make the Romanian town that little bit better, around 1 1/2h drive away is a place called _Făget_ . Oh, and for the record, you are right: Romanians generally not catholic, they are mostly eastern orthodox.

@Bjebsys-uy5ij Ай бұрын

Made a channel just to comment two things: 1) It's a shame they didn't include Intercourse and Blue Ball, two Amish towns 10 miles from eachother here in Pennsylvania! 2) Can't express how excited I am for your England mission Tom. I've been going through some health issues and watching your adventures has been really helpful. I visited the UK (London, Bristol, and Cardiff) for the first time a few months ago and loved it. Want to go back soon to see the countryside :)

@markvogel5872 Ай бұрын

Also...climax and bird in hand!

@Bjebsys-uy5ij Ай бұрын

Haha yes and Rough and Ready and Fertility!

@markvogel5872 Ай бұрын

@@Bjebsys-uy5ij Pennsylvania is just an absolute unit of a state for goofy names.

@nate9065 Ай бұрын

I was disappointed he didn't go to Intercourse when he was searching more Amish people in how not to travel America

@philsey6913 Ай бұрын

@@Bjebsys-uy5ij I've never heard of these two. Where are they in PA?

@DaedalusYoung Ай бұрын

10:57 Yeah, in Dutch, the word 'kut' is the precise translation of 'that word', so it makes perfect sense.

@marktubeie07 Ай бұрын

I love how you are so good at this Tom that you can entertain us for 90 seconds of the round before focusing for a result in the last 30 - solid !

@JakeKilka Ай бұрын

This was great! I'm from northern Finland, and we have some outrageous names, such as Paskalammensuo (Shitty Pond's Bog), Kyrpävaara (Cockmountain), Kullinkuristuksen saari (Cock Strangling Island) etc etc

@StefanNoack Ай бұрын

Probably at some point local people got annoyed when cartographers came along and asked what every single thing is called so they started making up things 😂

@samdobson-oneal5113 Ай бұрын

Been watching you for a good 5 or so years Tom, and as much as I love every single video you bring out, this is by far my favourite. Thankyou Sir!

@LanguagesWithJamie Ай бұрын

If you see ț or ș (sometimes a dot rather than the comma, such as in round 4) then it’s Romania as Romanian is the only language with those 2 characters. Not to be mixed up with the Turkish ş which is similar but uses the cedilla rather than the comma. Great video, can’t wait for more rude place names!

@SamThredder Ай бұрын

great tip!

@pierrefley5000 Ай бұрын

And if you're into vampires and know about Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes, his name is actually Ţepeş ("tsepesh"), which makes it easy to remember those characters.

@pikachuchujelly7628 Ай бұрын

Those ladder-like telephone poles are a giveaway that it's eastern Europe.

@andpad8380 Ай бұрын

I love these classic (ish) Geoguessr videos so muchhh

@rockbusters100 Ай бұрын

What time is the straight line mission dropping, or is next Sunday tom

@JaredBell58 Ай бұрын

This is probably one of my favorites of yours Tom. Your impersonation of the spaniard in the bar is just great.

@maxk92 Ай бұрын

Please only play this map in the future. Good chuckles

@Nooticus Ай бұрын

Absolutely amazing video, one of my favourite as of late, you should do more on this map. So SO excited for the next video

@LeiniLebt Ай бұрын

I once made the iconic Roadtrip from Petting over Fucking (nowadays known as Fugging) to Wedding. Was fun and we were in the alps anyway.

@TheYorkshireDude Ай бұрын

3:58 I was there yesterday, live like 10 miles away, and me and my mates spent like 15 mins cracking jokes at it. never gets old

@SDE1994 Ай бұрын

im not far away either, it think it was Clarkson that really made the joke famous

@zengrath Ай бұрын

I can't wait for the new video with the mission across England, i think i watched all your other straight line videos and i love them. I may not agree with the rules and some of the risks you take (i think could be just as good giving yourself more leeway to going around private property) but that's your choice, it's still fun to watch!

@Midnightrambler1983 Ай бұрын

Loved this video, definitely brought the child out in me. Love what ya do, and you seem like a great bloke too. More power to you!

@wamyam Ай бұрын

That was a treat. Can't wait for the new mission! Thank you geo wizard

@Zile.e Ай бұрын

A good tip for this very particular circumstance - if you are looking at the Latvian language it will not have any W or Y because we don't use those letters. Some older signage (which shouldn't be on any official maps) might use W from when we still were taking notes from the Germans (and our German Lords) but that's only in the case of old old signs.

@Fleshtotem Ай бұрын

I would love to see this map again. Also very much looking forward to next week

@vissdabeast6573 Ай бұрын

the way you pronounced chodes with anither possible pronunciation(giving emphasis to o) is the word for pornographic films in Greece, so still not disappointing I might say😂

@vissdabeast6573 Ай бұрын

7:14 is the time stamp

@metalswifty23 Ай бұрын

I actually thought it was gonna be Greece as it seemed very Greek to me (as someone who doesn't know the language lol)

@vissdabeast6573 Ай бұрын

@@metalswifty23 well in Greece it's very rare to see a building like the one in 7:29 ,also the road gives every vibe except for the greek vibe, although I cannot explain it very well

@Kearney1802 Ай бұрын

“Up north in Britain” and it’s in the middle of the entire land, English people man 😂😂

@SamThredder Ай бұрын

Up North in Britain is Scotland. Up North in England however, there's been wars over this. Well, maybe only in pubs, but yeah there's been fights at least. I see it like this. Above Birmingham, equals North. Birmingham and below, Midlands. Below Midlands (The Midlands isn't really that big) equals the South. I've heard people say the watford gap but is that where the midlands is meant to start? fuck knows mate. i'm from croydon

@sethmiller7925 Ай бұрын

Well this map needs to make it into the regular video rotation for sure.

@Ernzt8 Ай бұрын

This is very funny and wow, you are a lucky guesser! This reminds me of a bicycle trip my son and a friend once made through the Netherlands and Belgium to visit all kinds of places with rude dutch names.

@sirdook2761 Ай бұрын

Been a fan for years Tom and thank you for the content. Wish these videos were a bit longer though.

@TNTx5000 Ай бұрын

I can't wait for the mission across England!!! never neen more excited for a series to drop!!!!

@KalebPeters99 Ай бұрын

This was a brilliant map and a stunning performance from you Tom 😂 So pumped for the mission!!

@dilleberge Ай бұрын

12:01 You are a cunning linguist, Tom!

@livinginmotion1634 Ай бұрын

When you go to Spain, Chodes to sit in the bar, please - PLEASE - do it in the only appropriate way: roadtrip in a Mitsubishi "Pajero". When you don't know what the word means, please look it up. We drove back then with that car to Spain and got the most hilarious looks. Mucv later found out what it means.

@SamThredder Ай бұрын

"itinerant straw seller" is the first thing i saw on google hahahahaha "one who speaks nonsense". beautiful

@SamThredder Ай бұрын

So basically, the Mitsubishi Idiot hahaha

@renerpho Ай бұрын

@@SamThredder I suppose "wanker" is the closest translation. We have a town called "Wixhausen" close to where I grew up (central Germany). Always made fun of that, too.

@googlemapsspeedruns777 Ай бұрын

@@renerpho In Vienna there's a street called "Julius-Ficker-Straße" lmao

@renerpho Ай бұрын

@@googlemapsspeedruns777 Ficker/Ficken isn't a particularly unusual surname in Germany and Austria, so I'm sure this isn't the only one. :) In the 1990s and 2000s, there was a genuine entry for a "Wilma Ficken" in Bremen's telephone directory -- which sounds like "will mal ficken", meaning "I just want to fuck".

@jackarmstrong7285 Ай бұрын

Please play this map again lmao. Top quality video

@mildridgeiii Ай бұрын

soooo excited for the next video!

@krazytim9050 Ай бұрын

I was looking at google maps the other day around my area and saw the town of Erect and thought 'hmm, that's odd'. Then I saw this thumbnail.

@DuckyVanya 15 күн бұрын

Look, journey across X in a straight line is good. But this is REAL content right here. This is the shit you work hard to make, Tom!

@superdan2593 Ай бұрын

This video is bloody fucking brilliant! Seriously, one of the best damn things I've watched in ages. Shit, you really know how to make killer content. Keep up the kickass work, you absolute wankers! Cheers!

@brandonteng99 Ай бұрын

Bloody brilliant video Tom

@AnUnearthlyGay Ай бұрын

can't wait for mission across england! i discovered your channel fairly recently and have watched your backlog of mission and how not to travel videos. very excited to see a new mission series!

@d33w Ай бұрын

You got to do more of these, my sides are hurting from laughing.

@shauncurtis4240 Ай бұрын

Best outro to a video on KZfaq. Well done good sir

@aliyasleeps Ай бұрын

Last summer I worked on a project just up the road from a lovely village in the south of France called Le Saix, pronounced how you think. There was a great party there on the 15th of August there as well (a holiday in France), which we affectionately called la fête du saix (the party of the saix)

@ehjapsyar Ай бұрын

There is a peak in the French speaking part of Valais, Switzerland, called the "Sex noir"

@faboian Ай бұрын

Cant wait for the mission across Chodes

@slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage Ай бұрын

My man missed THONGSBRIDGE smh

@S3IIL3CT Ай бұрын

I'd love to see more of this 😂

@hakarlrs9817 Ай бұрын

Beautiful. More of this map Tom!

@hi-oy4sw Ай бұрын

This man is the reason my mental health is so good with every video motivating me to get out into nature. I'm so excited for straight line across England

@BelowAverageGamer87 Ай бұрын

Great content as always.. keep it up Thomas

@jolazpulin5544 Ай бұрын

I accidentally found a place name in southern france called Condom ahahahha Great video btw Tom!

@jonc4712 Ай бұрын

There is also Pornic.

@michaelannetts5839 Ай бұрын

After years of watching your content, you finally showed my hometown on a video (unfortunately I'm not from Penistone, but not too far away)

@Grayo80 Ай бұрын

Always remember driving home to the UK from Germany in my army days, last stop to use our military fuel vouchers was ‘Wankum’

@prathamesh-bhosale Ай бұрын

Lesss go more Geoguessr! can't wait for the adventure video.

@dees3179 Ай бұрын

Excellent map. I particularly enjoyed you having so much fun being rude you kept nearly forgetting to work out where you were supposed to be clicking. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@itsJamesHDjpe Ай бұрын

Probably my favourite geoguessr video 🤣🤣

@gi0nbecell Ай бұрын

I‘d been thrilled if somewhere in this map there are some lovely Bavarian villages like Tittmoning…

@DredFonnelly Ай бұрын

13:47 I like that "let it all out" is in itself toilet humour

@elimiles4847 Ай бұрын

Tom is one of the funniest KZfaqrs

@Yamyatos Ай бұрын

I could literally get lost in my own neighborhood. Everytime i was like "how is this even possible". You could drop this person anywhere on earth and he'd find the nearest city.

@t4toby712 Ай бұрын

This is actually brilliant

@kluaoha731 Ай бұрын

The fourth round was a great opportunity for a "Get in!"

@iamjeramy Ай бұрын

I thought Penistone had to be near Horncastle, but it was 63 miles away...

@baldridge1542 Ай бұрын

What a fun map, I got very lucky on the Romanian guess with a random plonk that turned out to be very close. I have actually driven to Erect just to take a picture with that sign LUL

@_gormenghastaghast Ай бұрын

Excellent map, thanks TR!

@LoreTunderin Ай бұрын

You could make several of these videos using just place names from Newfoundland and Nova Scotia 😂

@tr1ggered985 Ай бұрын

i wonder if the guy that made this map just googled every lewd word he could think of following by "location" or something of that sort...

@KarltonFranz Ай бұрын

Loved the outro

@GeraldineJayne Ай бұрын

If only there were extra points for puns. This video pleases my childish sense of humour greatly! 😂

@johannes.f.r. Ай бұрын

I'm glad I chose to have my ice lolly after the video, not during.

@TfGamess Ай бұрын

The mission across England... I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER

@discostoo Ай бұрын

There is an FC Chodes, you should go there and swap shirts with the locals.

@hannahhale5362 Ай бұрын

I am usually very lost and don’t know what you are guessing, but this time I was screaming Romania at you while you deliberated! After a visit there, some distinct things: the “t” in the name; the concrete block electric poles; the lines on the road; and the shape of the Romanian Orthodox Church in the distance!

@gugus8081 Ай бұрын

Very excited indeed for the mission across England :)

@samuelculper4231 Ай бұрын

Unnecessary Geo Factoid 3:56 Bougainville is just to the West of Pissy. Bougainville is also the name of an island in the SW Pacific part of the Solomons. The main island was named after French admiral Louis Antoine (of) Bougainville, who reached it in 1768. The German Empire placed Bougainville under a protectorate in 1886, while the remainder of the Solomon Islands became part of the British Empire in 1893. A major WWII campaign was fought on the island.

@philroberts7238 Ай бұрын

Now still a part of Papua New Guinea, but with more local autonomy than most PNG provinces after a protracted and fairly bloody guerilla war striving for independence.