George Costanza's Greatest hits
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11 жыл бұрынSeinfeld - Best of George Costanza
Classic lines like:
- It's not you, it's me
- I'm Cartwright
- You had to have the big sallad
- I'm an architect
- I wish there were pigmen
- Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
- Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
- I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
- I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
- I was at the pool, there were shinkage
- Sex with the cleaning lady
- She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
- Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
- My mother caught me, I was alone
- I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
- This is like discovering plutonium by accident
- George is getting upset
- Serenity now
- I hate the Drake
- I'm gonna need some water here
- You get in the mood
- George's answering machine
- Killing independent George
@Nately22 3 жыл бұрын
All the insecurities of being an insignificant, underwhelming, average human being. Relatable in every way. The greatest tv character of all time. My hero.
@masonrahal6980 2 жыл бұрын
Our Hero…
@stumarston6812 2 жыл бұрын
My role model
@Julian-dq2qq 2 жыл бұрын
You need better heroes
@21cranberries21 2 жыл бұрын
??
@stumarston6812 2 жыл бұрын
@@Julian-dq2qq WOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH
@barnesj 7 жыл бұрын
Its a crime that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.
@MrShelly53 6 жыл бұрын
its a crime that jason could never find a successful show to star in....he could do everything..he's a fantastic dancer
@inxs52 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@TheChadxiii 4 жыл бұрын
Duckman should of won an Emmy.
@alfonsoparrado3112 4 жыл бұрын
Not when you realize Kramer's actor won them all instead, it's just fair
@Catinkontti 4 жыл бұрын
David Hyde Pryce from Frasier used to steal all the Emmys during the time Alexander was nominated.
@marinejcksn1 4 жыл бұрын
"How do you live with yourself?" "It's not easy"
@caesar349 3 жыл бұрын
marinejcksn1 I ask myself that almost daily
@jaytf1231 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that's from......."Fiyahhhhhhhhhhh" when he knocks down the old women at the kids birthday party if I'm not mistaken.
@phlushphish793 2 жыл бұрын
"Your living A lie? I'm living like 100!"
@marinejcksn1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaytf1231 The Fire is easily one of the best episodes for me, but my all time favorite is The Opposite
@jaytf1231 2 жыл бұрын
@@marinejcksn1 Yes that's how he got the job with the Yankees. It was lame having him traded to Tyler Chicken then fired By Big Stine. He should have told him the truth about trying to impress the woman from the Tourist Bureau. Play Now and Krueger Industries just wasn't the same or funny. Still disappointed the Independent George and the Relationship George speech is not on this video. That's his greatest speech, IMO.
@demonalivefornow9680 3 жыл бұрын
People have no idea how much Seinfeld relied on Jason Alexander as George. One of the best actors ever.
@smrriles5668 3 жыл бұрын
Who made you the people spokesman
@LordofDublin4 3 жыл бұрын
WRONG ! ONLY idiot's wouldn't know as would people who think people didn't know.
@justinzinkowski5933 3 жыл бұрын
Its criminal he never won an emmy
@stuartbromley3513 3 жыл бұрын
Just always over-egged the pudding. With Kramer it was always pitch perfect. With George you felt like he was trying to steal every scene, and failing
@tinman3747 3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Jason Alexander is a stage name? His real name is Jay Greenspan. Fun fact.
@Aivottaja 8 жыл бұрын
I love how George is supposed to be a loser when in fact he dates like gazillion women during the seasons.
@yojugames9105 8 жыл бұрын
what makes him a looser is how he keeps screwing it. what makes him a winner is he keeps trying no matter what.
@SpheroidEarthSociety 7 жыл бұрын
Shagged multiple women, go back and rewatch the series maybe and not talk out of your ass
@betpow 7 жыл бұрын
Jerry's girlfriends were always hotter though :)
@andytim 7 жыл бұрын
This view is incorrect. George is not intended to be a loser. I think more accurately he is self loathing - and one would be suprised someone so self loathing is the type to talk/date to many women. Also more prone to emotional outbursts. Both a funny contrast to Jerry. George is based off of Larry David.
@SpheroidEarthSociety 7 жыл бұрын
***** It eased into the water like an old man into a tub
@gedaman 8 жыл бұрын
George is the greatest sitcom character of all time.
@PauloMoreira62 8 жыл бұрын
+gedaman well i think is cosmo
@uneedtherapy42 8 жыл бұрын
+gedaman if not the best he is really really close!
@PauloMoreira62 8 жыл бұрын
Who the fuque is al bundy or bunda?
@c0p13dn4m3 8 жыл бұрын
+gedaman I'm not a sitcom character. I'm an architect. I design railroads.
@navinkhanna02 8 жыл бұрын
+gedaman absolutely agree
@mariohnyc 4 жыл бұрын
“When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.” - George Costanza. I've taken that epic piece of advice, and used it throughout my career. Everytime someone asks me for help, they always start with "sorry to bother you, i know how busy you are" due to George Costanza's genius. PS: I'm never busy.
@marthar4983 2 жыл бұрын
I just generally walk AND sit around like that when I don't want to be bothered. And it works beautifully!!!😌 Thanks George Costanza!!!! 🤝🏼
@visible4404 2 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing. It’s like no one at our jobs watch Seinfeld to know that we’re acting
@JonahKellams 2 жыл бұрын
W
@BiGsImY 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know people that do this, but they don’t do it because of Costanza… smh they’re just trolls.
@jaylong4705 2 жыл бұрын
I have used it since the episode aired. It's subconscious at this point. Ingrained.
@jpmnky 4 жыл бұрын
I never understood why Kramer was everyone's favorite. It's George. And it's not even close.
@dawgraa9969 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@VarietyVideoGamer 3 жыл бұрын
George>Elaine>Jerry>Kramer
@natekenworthy7367 3 жыл бұрын
Because on the show, George was the "loser" of the group. He worked several jobs, left on high notes, worked for the New York Freaking Yankees and was the most relatable of any of the main 4. Also, Jason was by far the most talented actor. Incredible timing and pace.
@joelcisneros7626 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@kathyduby8150 2 жыл бұрын
Kramer was wild and crazy. George is just crazy. Both are funny.
@CommonSenseless1993 9 жыл бұрын
You can't have a "Greatest Hits" without the Marine Biologist monologue.
@patrickgaasche2822 9 жыл бұрын
Mammal.
@CommonSenseless1993 9 жыл бұрын
Patrick Gaasche "Whateva."
@jade999111 9 жыл бұрын
BigBad Bryant The sea was angry that day my friends...
@CommonSenseless1993 9 жыл бұрын
jade999111 Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
@kevinshobbyroom3932 9 жыл бұрын
BigBad Bryant or Vandaley Industries !
@genghisk4808 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all George Constanza in our own way.
@FoxMonkey-xw5yf 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but without the close friends and hot dates.
@stagna1959 4 жыл бұрын
No, I am not so obsessed to fly to Akron, Ohio just to deliver comeback line, which was not so great anyway.And then flying there back again when first time failed . kzfaq.info/get/bejne/grWVp8531Nase2Q.html I am not eating food from carbage can . I dont try to poison my former boss .And I dont do candy lineups to prove that someone stole my candybar. BTW, I dont invent e-toilet app either and make millions from it and then lose it all to Maddoff .
@thevillageyid 4 жыл бұрын
@@stagna1959 George Costanza would reply exactly in that way.
@houseofduroseau 4 жыл бұрын
Yes , yes I am
@wilsonrodriguez1293 3 жыл бұрын
No...!! And who farted it😡..?!
@kilgoretrout6136 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want to be remembered , I want to be forgotten.
@natekenworthy7367 3 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken.
@windowsxp9120 3 жыл бұрын
George was a doomer
@R0YDEME0 Жыл бұрын
I L o v e I t
@HeBaptizesWithFire 7 ай бұрын
And I don't wanna be reminded You say please don't make this harder No I won't yet
@HenrySomeone 6 ай бұрын
It's certainly better to be forgotten, than remembered for the wrong reasons...
@christianyork5012 4 жыл бұрын
"We live in a society" -George Constanza
@fangiesl 8 жыл бұрын
"It's not a lie, if you believe it."
@bunnyfish714 8 жыл бұрын
Pepsi is better than wine..i'm a beer guy
@bunnyfish714 8 жыл бұрын
What about the soup Nazi ep "No soup for you,come back one year."...to me,that's the best line of the series
@TheSamteddy 7 жыл бұрын
-Hillary Clinton
@bunnyfish714 7 жыл бұрын
Squidward Q. Tentacle you're right...lol
@VictoryHound 7 жыл бұрын
haha
@wadgoutfool 4 жыл бұрын
Such a combination of insecurity, egotism and selfishness could never be captured as successfully as it was with George Costanza.
@AlexPryrodny 3 жыл бұрын
And yet he's the most relatable character.
@pierrelebrasseur8493 3 жыл бұрын
Won't you be if your father was Frank Costanza
@philiplavery03 2 жыл бұрын
There is a little bit of George in everyone.
@jennyrose9454 2 жыл бұрын
My dad
@tmclaughlin11 2 жыл бұрын
@@pierrelebrasseur8493 “Stop crying and fight your father!”
@Itsmarieanne 3 жыл бұрын
George made this sitcom, I swear he’s the most hilarious because he is the most relatable and his acting can’t be imitated
@tobylanglois3698 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah anyone who says he's not relatable is lying to themselves and hard.
@khoroshoorange 3 жыл бұрын
He is relatable even if hes a jerk. But the thing about Seinfeld is they are all jerks! Jerry, Kramer and Elaine too! A lot of people are like that even in todays times where everyone and their grandma want to be super progressive. Thats what makes this Show great. It portrays people as they are: selfish,shallow and flawed but also likeable and vulnerable. There is a Costanza in all of us and we have to keep him under Control everyday. The ying and the Yang. Worlds are colliding!
@tobylanglois3698 3 жыл бұрын
@@khoroshoorange Yes exactly! I think that's why this show will probably forever stand the test of time.
@tmclaughlin11 2 жыл бұрын
@@khoroshoorange The ending was lame with them all going to jail for a year, but yes they were self-absorbed selfish jerks. At least they recognized that and had a good run on Curb Your Enthusiasm where they acknowledged people hated the ending.
@kevingembel5767 Жыл бұрын
And his parents are hilarious too
@sociallyawkwardpenguin9097 4 жыл бұрын
"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
@leandromorgado553 4 жыл бұрын
The best ! ahhahaa
@MercDog916 3 жыл бұрын
and I said WHOAAA THERE, Big Fella...lmao
@SlapthePissouttayew 3 жыл бұрын
Like an old man returning soup at a deli....
@jaytf1231 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that should have been on there.
@markboudreau1410 2 жыл бұрын
The ULTIMATE Georgeism!😄
@shekov60 7 жыл бұрын
you know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!!!
@iAMJM27 5 жыл бұрын
Maxim Sheko That shake in his voice gets me every time 😂
@Hivernal 5 жыл бұрын
And the meme was born
@gman3976 5 жыл бұрын
BOTTOM TEXT
@holdtrue2021 5 жыл бұрын
👏
@0mnicide 5 жыл бұрын
How about this society, huh..
@DrBachur 6 жыл бұрын
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution" However many awards Jason Alexander holds aren't nearly enough.
@TheKinoWolf 4 жыл бұрын
None.
@tbody111 3 жыл бұрын
PREACH
@aaronalexanderortizsantos3585 3 жыл бұрын
It's the writing of George's character for me
@johnd1843 3 жыл бұрын
He won 1 award for Seinfeld, sadly he was always up against Michael Richards.
@SONICSTA 2 жыл бұрын
That quote is so funny because we literally saw all of that happen😭😂
@amead78 3 жыл бұрын
I love how George isn’t blind to how much of a loser he is. He’s not delusional about it.
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
"I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."
@m.e.d.7997 2 жыл бұрын
He is not a loser. He is your average guy and represents most people
@concernedcitizen2350 Жыл бұрын
But yet it always somehow works out for him.
@scottmatheson3346 Жыл бұрын
@@m.e.d.7997 so he's a loser
@CaptainBeefy 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I GOT IT ALL!!" -Millennials be like
@EmilyMSmith93 Жыл бұрын
Ow, my scapula
@Prairielander 8 жыл бұрын
Jason Alexander is a very underrated actor. He has brilliant comedic timing.
@dickslap37 8 жыл бұрын
+moldren i disagree. i think he can play and convey many other characters other than the george character. jason is a genius in my opinion.
@ahmadmerhebi724 8 жыл бұрын
+dickslap37 So what is exactly do you disagree on?
@kdohertygizbur 8 жыл бұрын
+Ahmad Merhebi That he can only play variations of the George Costanza character
@CountArtha 8 жыл бұрын
+Prairielander He's actually very unfunny in real life, like Michael Richards. Jerry and Louise were comedians, but those two were genuinely good actors.
@bink 8 жыл бұрын
Moldren didn't actually say that... he just said he was typecast since Seinfeld, not that he wasn't able to play other characters, so he was actually agreeing with him.
@Altorin 4 жыл бұрын
I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I have it all!!! I love george
@MontrealMan1970 3 жыл бұрын
my favorite line
@SenorJuan2023 Жыл бұрын
I'll try that in my dating profile and see how it goes.
@Valir15 4 ай бұрын
@@SenorJuan2023😂😂😂
@Tubes12AX7k 2 жыл бұрын
I love whenever George is embarrassed. “My mother caught me.” “Doing what?” “YOU know…..I was ALONE….”
@elijahlivingston9477 Жыл бұрын
The genus of this show was the adult and sexual references in such a subtle way. “He got two inches from. There. . . I think it moved” “I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it should be. But in fact, it is all that it should be and more!”
@aadyantpareek8899 2 жыл бұрын
George is the most real life character ever to be written in the history of sitcoms.
@olibearbrowns6748 4 жыл бұрын
I found George the most hilarious character in Seinfeld.
@sokee1354 4 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be neck and neck between him and Kramer if they did an actual poll
@edienandy 4 жыл бұрын
sokee13 my favorite is George and my next favorite is Elaine. Jerry is definitely my least favorite haha
@russellregan4736 4 жыл бұрын
@@sokee1354 I'd vote 4 Kramer
@cosmo4544 3 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt George gets my vote ! Best sitcom ever made
@sasquatchdonut2674 3 жыл бұрын
Either Kramer or George's Dad. You can't forget Frank Costanza.
@brodyharris7631 7 жыл бұрын
to think, he was the only cast member to not win an Emmy throughout the shows historic run. CRAZY
@alexolds9840 2 жыл бұрын
Well, neither did Jerry, which is also crazy.
@treatwomenright33 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexolds9840 thats understandable, jerry wasnt that funny. only a few moments. and his stand-up sucked. elaine was funnier.
@GooseGumlizzard 2 жыл бұрын
@@treatwomenright33 wrong.
@treatwomenright33 2 жыл бұрын
@@GooseGumlizzard hey george is the best on the show. Then Kramer, then elaine, then Jerry. Sometimes even Newman beats out Jerry's comedy. That's larry David for ya. That's my opinion. Ty
@sebastiandario5866 Жыл бұрын
And....Who cares the emmy????
@sud2607 2 жыл бұрын
“For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots.” The greatest character TV has ever seen.
@makutas-v261 Жыл бұрын
Modern man in one phrase
@avi2578 Жыл бұрын
As every year passes by, I come to realize more and more that I am George Constanza in more ways than I thought.
@KamFoley 8 жыл бұрын
'Was that wrong, should I have not done that?' Best line ever.
@fabiolemme 5 жыл бұрын
very common in my other jobs
@mwilliamshs 5 жыл бұрын
*...not have done...* Not "...have not done..."
@itwontcomeout5678 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna have to claim ignorance on this one”
@qwasd0r 7 жыл бұрын
George was the main character of Seinfeld.
@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 жыл бұрын
NAH M8
@frarfarf 6 жыл бұрын
yep because he's Larry David, who was behind the whole thing
@aliisakalma8245 6 жыл бұрын
Snipeti
@samuraidreams1880 6 жыл бұрын
I think its Kramer.
@andrewrovere8977 6 жыл бұрын
i would totally watch "Costanza"
@Grandmaster_Sub-Zero 2 жыл бұрын
George is the originator of the "we live in a society!" meme!
@RichSmithson 11 ай бұрын
The thing that always cracked me up with George was he was always chasing after the woman he couldn't have, and obsessing over them. But the women who actually fell for him, he would find some minor issue with their behaviour or the way they looked and would end the relationship over it. For a jobless guy living with his parents, he was still incredibly fussy.
@Urine666Deity 6 ай бұрын
that might have been the most relatable thing to me about costanza, i think we obsess over those women because we can't have them, we even want to be hated by them because it makes them even less obtainable, it's brilliant
@Mirrale 6 ай бұрын
This could also describe his acclaimed performance in Shallow Hal.
@Mistykins79 8 жыл бұрын
Kramer " 51 people died. " George " 51 people? That's it?! I thought it was like a thousand?! Kramer "1,660 survivors" George " That's no tragedy! How many people you lose on a normal cruise.. 30? 40?" I laugh out loud every time.
@MrsAngiea 5 жыл бұрын
.
@NeptuneReturnz 5 жыл бұрын
mistykins2011 thanks for the quotes. You are brilliant at quoting.
@unseenufo 5 жыл бұрын
He predicted all the cruises with tradegies
@stagna1959 4 жыл бұрын
Does cruiseships have morgues ? I guess they have . perhaps 40 deaths in cruise is an exaggeration, but considering most of passengers are elderly and retired, death rate may be quite high.
@Darkko88 3 жыл бұрын
@@stagna1959 Just throw the old fuckers in the sea and call it a viking burial
@TheAaronmcmahon11 5 жыл бұрын
When I watched this late night as a kid I thought Kramer was the funniest character. Now I realize George was absolutely hands down the best. He glued this whole sitcom together. We can all relate to this poor guy.
@santosjps 3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I related to Jerry, but as I got older I started relating more and more to George 😅
@bajingo4759 2 жыл бұрын
That because Kramers humour is very juvenile. Fall and hit your head kinda humour. It goes home with kids but George is fucking genius.
@tmclaughlin11 2 жыл бұрын
Jerry was the nucleus, but George was the most important character. Take him out and you’ve got the least left.
@mattgoldberg4335 2 жыл бұрын
I always felt George (Jason) was the MVP of the series, but I don't want to take away from Kramer/Richards. Really, it was an unbelievable blend of almost perfect writing and acting.
@conniediaz6456 Жыл бұрын
Kramer makes children laugh because of his slapstick, physical comedy. Kids love that. But as you get older, become an adult and face adult situations, George just becomes more relatable.
@samuelzins5089 Жыл бұрын
Great actor and character And architect
@georgiasmith64 Жыл бұрын
and a marine biologist 😃!
@yiannoscyprus 5 ай бұрын
@@georgiasmith64And podiastrist!
@HungovrChewbaca 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?” That line kills me every time 😂
@bsbusterbsbuster463 2 жыл бұрын
Have access to my dimension not dementia 😂😂😂
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely thought it was "dimentia"
@an3453 2 жыл бұрын
@@bsbusterbsbuster463 It's dementia. Not only does he clearly not say dimension (he never says 'tion'), at least dementia sorta makes sense in the context of the scene. Dimension does not.
@mikerennie2024 7 жыл бұрын
No way wine is better than Pepsi!
@2bobaf 6 жыл бұрын
Never a truer sentence spoken.
@sickboy3636 6 жыл бұрын
*snort..
@jjryan1352 5 жыл бұрын
How about sparkling wine?
@tavoiaiono7885 4 жыл бұрын
snnork hahaha
@richtifilmpalast5373 4 жыл бұрын
Im 100% with George on that one!
@Memorex996 7 жыл бұрын
He should've won an Emmy
@ivandomeratzky3151 3 жыл бұрын
I'm hungry, let's get something to eat"
@robertellis4938 3 жыл бұрын
"For I am Costanza, lord of tbe idiots." CLASSIC.
@pedrogates3189 4 жыл бұрын
Susan catching him with the pillow is hilarious 😂 😂😂
@TheOnetimeshawty Ай бұрын
Kill me everytime😂😂
@lim0nplays45 9 жыл бұрын
No Vandelay Industries? George is getting upset!!!
@wolventhrone1631 9 жыл бұрын
Agus Tin SERENITY NOW!
@lim0nplays45 9 жыл бұрын
Wolven Throne That's it! no Festivus for you!
@VaughnJogVlog 8 жыл бұрын
Agus Tin I'm going with jerk store!
@chuckcelemin6789 8 жыл бұрын
+Agus Tin And you want to be my latex salesman?
@LJY08 8 жыл бұрын
+Agus Tin "Why couldn't you say I was an architect? I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!"
@ameliaq.7481 8 жыл бұрын
-Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done eating, she's running for the bathroom. -So you're concerned? -Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals!
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 7 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooooo
@miked4309 7 жыл бұрын
elaine says so youre concerned...george says he's paying.... ;)
@bobsmithers2153 7 жыл бұрын
yes but he says "elaine" as part of the line
@Jasonificatiation 6 жыл бұрын
Only George could be so off-topically selfish.
@comedywriter8408 3 жыл бұрын
He is one of the most memorable characters in sitcom history.
@sarraat.khaphaji6860 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every other character is better than Seinfeld but we all know that none of this would've happened without Seinfeld
@demonalivefornow9680 3 жыл бұрын
I think it shows the weird genius of Jerry Seinfeld. Someone said he knew himself, more than anyone else, that he wasn't the best actor and he needed to surround himself by better actors while he played the straight man (meaning the lead that is the main, but least interesting character, it has nothing to do with being gay or straight). And he was right. He gets like 400 million a year of this show. I hear he's not the easiest to work with.
@sarraat.khaphaji6860 3 жыл бұрын
@@demonalivefornow9680 I agree. Seinfeld is something else, his confidence alone is charming
@keithbannister9271 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry was funny, but Jason's character was hilarious, and much more believable than anyone else, in my opinion. Can't believe Jason never won an Emmy for his character? Biggest oversight, in Emmy History!! SMH........😒
@sarraat.khaphaji6860 3 жыл бұрын
@@keithbannister9271 I agree all and all
@tobylanglois3698 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry was honestly hysterically funny. All four of them were hilarious! But still nobody not even Kramer could compete with the legendary hilarity that was Jason Alexander as George Costanza.
@rain0x01 8 жыл бұрын
Pushing children out of the way while escaping from the fire
@SimonQuirk68 8 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in anything
@adamgarcia7192 8 жыл бұрын
Damn I remember that shit from a long time ago back when I used to watch it with my family😂fucking hilarious.
@rain0x01 8 жыл бұрын
And an elderly lady in a walker ....
@SimonQuirk68 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Kreuter and afterwards outside he was telling his story of being the hero and the fireman says "how do you live with yourself?" to which George replies "it's not easy..."
@Marmoset2009 7 жыл бұрын
when the clown came at George with the giant shoe...I nearly lost my shit!
@ryanstudios1773 10 жыл бұрын
The jerk store called, they're running out of you!
@DocRunaway 10 жыл бұрын
What's the difference? You're their all-time best-seller!
@paradisecity0406able 10 жыл бұрын
***** His wife is in a coma
@JackStavris 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Rivera Well the life support machine called...and...OH DAMN IT! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!
@SXI96 9 жыл бұрын
Pulp can move baby !!
@ECL28E 9 жыл бұрын
Josh Rivera I bet she's just usin' that as an excuse
@slimshead8100 2 жыл бұрын
George is, by far, the greatest character in the history of tv shows or movies. He is the absolute best, most hilarious, interesting character. Absolutely, 100%, the best, unequivocally.
@wacokid30 4 жыл бұрын
I know Kramer was the favorite at the time and is for most general audiences but George Costanza is without a doubt the driving force behind the entire series. Don’t get me wrong Kramer is absolutely incredible but George is the best character in this show. Jason Alexander created the greatest tv character of all time and gave us some of the most memorable moments in tv history.
@LJY08 8 жыл бұрын
God the episode where George does everything opposite is...it's just the best.
@TheDonFinnemore 8 жыл бұрын
Totally agree..." and if you think I'm kidding..just try me.." hahaha Classic absolutely classic.
@LJY08 8 жыл бұрын
TheDonFinnemore "...because I would LOVE IT!" Just precious :-)
@sepedrito 8 жыл бұрын
+LJY08 Bald men with no jobs and that live with their parents, do not approach strange women...
@Ericwvb2 8 жыл бұрын
+LJY08 My favorite episode as well, with possibly the most hilarious *successful* pickup line ever: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
@LJY08 8 жыл бұрын
Eric van Bezooijen Absolutely! And the preceding line to Elaine "Elaine! Bald men who have no money and no job, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women".
@2148FRIEDLING 10 жыл бұрын
The sea was angry that day my friends
@MarkAntney 9 жыл бұрын
I've watched that scene a gadzillion times and I laugh through the whole scene after he says that opening line.
@johnwalsh6998 5 жыл бұрын
Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
@ivx8345 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnwalsh6998 the look on the faces of Jerry and Kramer after he says that... hahahah
@ReshonGodfrey 3 жыл бұрын
How this man didn't win an Emmy is beyond me...
@allycat2836 11 ай бұрын
The entire cast fit like a glove. Each one is a hilarious mix of narcissism, apathy and bad luck.
@getsufuma2597 7 жыл бұрын
George's puffy jacket was so fashion forward
@scoobysnak07 2 жыл бұрын
It's goretex
@anthonyg24 9 жыл бұрын
Where is Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?" George: "It's not easy."
@levipeters88 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony G. And that clown... is one Jon Favouro
@RightAway87 4 жыл бұрын
I was born in 87'. I grew up watching this show with my parents. I'm 33 now with a teenage kid and I try and have her watch it with me but she calls me old lol! Funny how life is.
@ayrton56612 Жыл бұрын
He carried the show. Most relatable and funny character.
@BigDaveTheBeast 7 жыл бұрын
George is definitely Penske material.
@KBWrecker 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he is. Of course...
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Now, you understand--
@spaveevo 10 жыл бұрын
this show ended over 15 years ago. amazing
@jonnyarico6597 10 жыл бұрын
Bman Chu i was in the pool
@Fams57 5 жыл бұрын
That's crazy when u think about it And now shows are shit
@johnnyfreeman1018 2 жыл бұрын
Way longer than that.....
@dafunkdafunk Ай бұрын
Over 25 years now. Still amazing
@chrisbrommie 4 жыл бұрын
To cast Danny Devito as George Costanza would've been a mistake of monumental proportions.
@taylorleach9638 3 жыл бұрын
We’d get Jason Alexander as Frank Reynolds tho
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
@@taylorleach9638 😮 Now that's an interesting thought...
@edp3202 2 жыл бұрын
How in God's name did Jason Alexander never win an Emmy for playing George? Madness.
@sangredelic 2 жыл бұрын
He was always against David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.
@edp3202 2 жыл бұрын
@@sangredelic how many times did DHP win? They need to stop having the same people win in consecutive years. It's asinine.
@jlouis4407 2 ай бұрын
George got shafted again
@palaceofwisdom9448 4 жыл бұрын
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!" My favorite George line ever. He shows more moral outrage over Jerry declining a threesome than anything else in the video.
@anylove370 Жыл бұрын
That episode was so brilliant too
@elijahlivingston9477 Жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite reaction of George Costanza.
@iPartyHardcore 7 ай бұрын
Because his plan worked too so he set Jerry up perfectly, but Jerry copped out.
@HenrySomeone 6 ай бұрын
Because it's true; for any guy not in the top 1%, such an option is like winning the lottery.
@DonnyDealer 9 жыл бұрын
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep." Golden! Kramer is one thing but George is something else entirely. I'm deffs a Costanza.
@maryoleary5044 4 ай бұрын
"You're dam right it's me!" 😆 (I like your American/New York Style Humour) - Animal Rights! Mary 🇬🇧 Bernadette
@romeyburgin7221 4 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I saw George telling the story about the whale he saved when he was pretending to be a marine biologist. I fell off the couch I was sitting on with laughter
@accountemail9712 3 жыл бұрын
When he pulls the ball out lol!
@fvw1187 2 жыл бұрын
How do you sit on a couch with laughter?
@satyajitsahu 9 жыл бұрын
There can never be enough Seinfeld, can it?
@12trillioniq25 9 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld needs to be the one thing we always keep in our culture. I'm 15, and in 30 years, when I have children, they will all watch every episode of this show.
@ptl44 9 жыл бұрын
Billy VoHagen it's always been that way with the classics. Kids today can still watch The Honeymooners or All in the Family.
@cedricalanknight 9 жыл бұрын
Billy VoHagen it's good to see people your age watching Seinfeld. Its the best show ever.
@TobbeStorm 9 жыл бұрын
I think they managed to wrap it up quite nicely.
@Arkalius80 8 жыл бұрын
+Billy VoHagen I remember watching the finale of the show when it first aired... and you weren't even born yet. Jesus.
@awesomeray100 10 жыл бұрын
These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!!
@cannibal151 10 жыл бұрын
How could that scene be left out of this video? Pure blasphemy!
@MrShelly53 6 жыл бұрын
because that was kramers line, not george's
@janellemendez5562 5 жыл бұрын
@@cannibal151 l
@ivx8345 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrShelly53 nope Jerry. Elaine and George are giving their interpretation of this line as well!
@els1f 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up." My _personal_ fav
@marcodevries4481 3 жыл бұрын
The magic of Seinfeld is that every single character was genius unto him/herself.
@walkz007 6 жыл бұрын
WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!
@niituu9493 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, This was the funniest for me
@sexhaver420 4 жыл бұрын
Gamers rise up
@greg55666 8 жыл бұрын
"You know I always wanted to pretend that I am an architect." That's one of the best lines ever.
@s2snider 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I appreciated Mr. Alexander's talent enough back then. Watching Larry David, as talented as he is, portray George made it clear that Jason Alexander was/is a comedy genius.
@jamesentertainment9030 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just watch George Costanza
@alexosae6044 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't help After all his mishaps he still gets these ridiculously good looking girls
@aval7039 8 жыл бұрын
The greatest show ever made
@budbundy8806 7 жыл бұрын
100%
@DaveWhoa 7 жыл бұрын
the show about nothing, which covered everything
@bigmikeobama523 7 жыл бұрын
A Val sopranos or south park or seinfeld or simpspns all the best shows start with s
@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 жыл бұрын
Family Guy doesn't start with an S, so you are CORRECT.
@standardofexcellence 7 жыл бұрын
A Val along with breaking bad x files south park and the supranos
@ruivam 8 жыл бұрын
"This is like discovering plutonium by accident" wins.
@MRDragonknightGaming 8 жыл бұрын
love that line
@Jasonificatiation 6 жыл бұрын
its more like creating plutonium by accident, but who gives a shit? lol
@fabiolemme 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, turning down a 3some should be punished by law
@nuno.peixoto 3 жыл бұрын
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" The way he said that, and the charisma this guys has, it's amazing. If anyone, Jason should be the one getting the Emmy.
@johncotton5561 3 жыл бұрын
The Opposite was George's best episode
@phlushphish793 2 жыл бұрын
ELAINE: "I'm turning into George!" JERRY: "Don't say that!"
@joshualapointe4239 7 жыл бұрын
I think if you had to sum up George with one quote, it would be the one where he's standing with the Ross's in front of Susan's headstone, and Mrs. Ross says: well George we'll leave you alone with her, I'm sure there are things you want to say. George: No I'm good.
@MrBraffZachlin 8 жыл бұрын
shoulda ended with "if you take everything i've ever accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent"
@Stensland55 Ай бұрын
Absolutely agree with you. A classic George line.
@upyours4979 3 жыл бұрын
One of my all-time favorite George lines. "I pay what I say."
@VroodenTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
If it's anybody, it's me. OK, George, it's you. You're DAMN right it's me!
@Neurotripsicks 6 жыл бұрын
Elaine "wait, you're refusing to date someone because they're bald?" George "yeah...so?" Elaine "YOU'RE BALD!!!"
@a.hollins8691 6 жыл бұрын
Neurotripsicks I WAS bald.
@Neurotripsicks 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hollins haha then he beeps her nose with his finger. Priceless.
@fabiolemme 5 жыл бұрын
not anymore
@emmaray6215 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hollins, I DON’T...LIKE THIS THING...AND THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!(throws toupee out the window)
@e.n.akasha9516 4 жыл бұрын
@@emmaray6215 Elaine is brilliant him that scene!
@personface1580 9 жыл бұрын
Kramer: "Well, I've got gonorrhea! That's what they gave me!" George: "Who did? ....The government?"
@ovemk 11 ай бұрын
Watching George is therapy 😊
@carpetclimber4027 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an old man. I was telling people the Titanic would sink, adamantly. But no one listened! Not one! I persevered, but they all still ignored me. Finally, they just threw me out of the cinema.
@thebrocialist8300 5 жыл бұрын
“Elaine, of course I’m concerned... I’M PAYING FOR THOSE MEALS!”
@randomhandle 7 жыл бұрын
"A George divided against itself cannot stand!" "The sea was angry that day my friends." Those two needed to be in this comp.
@ltonos9557 4 жыл бұрын
That character is comedic poetry.
@KenPotter 3 жыл бұрын
My Favorite George Line was not here: "God would never let anything that good happen to me" ("I thought you didn't believe in God") "I do for the Bad Things"
@jeeshajindal558 7 жыл бұрын
George is my spirit animal
@unnamedchannel1237 4 жыл бұрын
Pigman?
@sarahmighell5067 4 жыл бұрын
“It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning lady engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... is that correct?” George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? PURE GOLD.
@wrightvcx2249 4 жыл бұрын
You can visualize Larry saying this while writing for this scene.
@mariano3460 4 жыл бұрын
That's a great line from season 3 I guess. They were that great that early.
@jamesmackinlay4477 4 жыл бұрын
I know I think it was the best line LOL.
@eec589 3 жыл бұрын
Nunya Business It was the INS back in the 90’s.
@goncalodvd 2 жыл бұрын
The "frowned upon" bit made me lose it completely :D
@superdavidss 2 жыл бұрын
When George looses it and snaps, it's hilarious 😂😂
@bunnyfish714 8 жыл бұрын
"I was in the pool."
@rickygazboda147 8 жыл бұрын
There was shrinkage!
@bunnyfish714 8 жыл бұрын
Project Bandicoot"I was in the pool."..."You saw her naked."...
@unknownx7252 6 жыл бұрын
bunny fish 😂😂😂😂
@V.E.R.O. 4 жыл бұрын
Elaine: "It shrinks?" Seinfeld: "like a frightened turtle"
@m.e.d.7997 4 жыл бұрын
@@rickygazboda147 Major Shrinkage.
@jmaster38 10 жыл бұрын
best line of all "Hello I'm George. I'm Unemployed, and I live with my parents": ha ha try that line on some hot cutie sometime
@randomboi1997 3 жыл бұрын
"Im the opposite of every guy you've every met"
@blackbird3589 2 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly, the greatest written character in TV history. Not to mention, Jason Alexander nailing the role to perfection.
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 7 жыл бұрын
Marine biologist! Best episode ever!!!!!!
@Watertribewesley 7 жыл бұрын
The sea was angry That episode my friend XD
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao 👍
@unnamed715 7 жыл бұрын
Is that a Titleist? *nods* Talk about a hole in one...
@abc456f 6 жыл бұрын
At that very moment...I was a marine biologist.
@linkfan160 7 жыл бұрын
Jason was by far the best actor on this show. So much intensity and sincerity. He made George likable and despicable.
@mjp23 2 жыл бұрын
This character is by far the best in Seinfeld: so many layers, so complex, so relatable, such a selfish asshole 😂 i love this guy!
@rayden1231 3 жыл бұрын
George Costanza is my favorite- I laugh so hard my stomach hurts every time when I watch George!😂
@richardbergen9255 9 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV. No close second.
@bjorn2run 5 жыл бұрын
Married With Children ;-)
@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Bergen Frasier
@marymarysmarket3508 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Bergen everybody loves Raymond
@Rishi123456789 4 жыл бұрын
The greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV is the early 90s episodes of The Simpsons, with Seinfeld being a close second. Everybody Loves Raymond is third. Also, fuck Frasier. Get that pretentious shit outta here. lmao
@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Bergen iasip
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