Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake

Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator

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3 жыл бұрын

I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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@KnightOfAwesometon 3 жыл бұрын

Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.

@DB-cn6rw 3 жыл бұрын

considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent

@drbright6608 3 жыл бұрын

As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.

@alexconrad8313 3 жыл бұрын

Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow

@ryanmiller890 3 жыл бұрын

I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more

@jinx871 3 жыл бұрын

@@DB-cn6rw pp

@Albatross0913 Жыл бұрын

14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.

@user-js9bb1qh5f 5 ай бұрын

Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.

@Youknowwho78 Жыл бұрын

Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids

@k0lapsed 3 жыл бұрын

All ready my favorite KZfaqr and I have only been watching for a few days

@beckyfinfrock9151 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@roman-flashspeedy1883 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@busteddiamond1714 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@katherinestacey7714 Жыл бұрын

SSSSAME😯😯😯

@mika_reality Жыл бұрын

As he should be.

@Swordyll 3 жыл бұрын

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "

@tamsynmarie8526 3 жыл бұрын

Not enough come back here!

@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199 3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Porter lol

@VT-ys7ci 2 жыл бұрын

fkl;mn

@chelseaharkins6660 2 жыл бұрын

F that

@mrfriespotato2834 Жыл бұрын

7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "

@saraaltamimi1190 Ай бұрын

TRUEE

@ya_boi_m.t4000 Жыл бұрын

His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty

@benriley7053 3 жыл бұрын

Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!

@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry

@noahfeinstein2517 3 жыл бұрын

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol

@hoggywoggy7489 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 2 жыл бұрын

did you ever make that death ray

@benriley7053 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!

@masonsdungeon3754 3 жыл бұрын

You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.

@donnawanna9833 4 ай бұрын

I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.

@snailvale 4 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!

@thequestor5679 3 жыл бұрын

EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago

@DisposableJustice 3 жыл бұрын

I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now

@edith8761 3 жыл бұрын

So true so true

@DisposableJustice 3 жыл бұрын

@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think

@jolenegust7719 2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@mdlmfo Жыл бұрын

oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant

@DisposableJustice Жыл бұрын

@@mdlmfo 😏

@user-gs9ls6pd8t 9 ай бұрын

I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂

@user-ci4ew7bs7b 7 ай бұрын

i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:

@tomparker8534 3 жыл бұрын

No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money

@thedenseone6443 3 жыл бұрын

Math 100

@The_Archi-Tech 3 жыл бұрын

200 IQ

@gabrielgodoy2970 3 жыл бұрын

STONKS

@IAmCrusty 3 жыл бұрын

it worked probably

@thedenseone6443 3 жыл бұрын

IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works

@charleshatfield8213 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.

@user-kq1bp7xo4r Жыл бұрын

Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.

@Sliver_fox-in.spring 5 ай бұрын

True....

@Abbyl0l 2 күн бұрын

Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D

@NatashaWinland 3 жыл бұрын

I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂

@deanaanderson7953 2 жыл бұрын

Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999

@Evoedits6 Жыл бұрын

OMG YES!

@NatashaWinland Жыл бұрын

@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.

@Evoedits6 Жыл бұрын

@@NatashaWinland yes Me to

@anthonynappa5165 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@dvkevin 3 жыл бұрын

Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!

@loganmaccallaugh114 8 ай бұрын

You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇

@wrench_games4265 5 ай бұрын

True

@Dunkee_vr 5 ай бұрын

@@wrench_games4265false

@Plushworld22022 5 ай бұрын

Tru

@tinevillefrance4157 5 ай бұрын

True lol

@charliemaher8158 5 ай бұрын

@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true

@Nojustchickennuggets 5 ай бұрын

Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣

@rubyassassin6595 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.

@WildHeart378 3 жыл бұрын

I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry

@the.true.A 3 жыл бұрын

@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!

@caseyleitch9357 3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@aliciamccaffrey7637 3 жыл бұрын

@@WildHeart378 pp

@DanielMendoza-vq6hs 3 жыл бұрын

🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣

@tiaanengelbrecht6158 3 жыл бұрын

You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!

@hendrivanzyl4058 16 күн бұрын

I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.

@JamesSmith-vh4kg Жыл бұрын

you are so funny!! i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid

@Dovahshark 3 жыл бұрын

7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny

@sircharlesninefingers4170 3 жыл бұрын

I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun

@emmajay5666 3 жыл бұрын

And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.

@Chugway1138 3 жыл бұрын

"Crusty looking". Clever.

@siyacer 3 жыл бұрын

That would be an experience

@a_reelskitface 3 жыл бұрын

If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin

@Ghost.g90 2 ай бұрын

1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂

@LetsPlayer3o9 Жыл бұрын

how many people are coming back everyday?!

@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.

@kayleebieber666 3 жыл бұрын

That true tho

@shirouogami596 3 жыл бұрын

How drunk is he

@justinwilsonhowes3143 Жыл бұрын

@@kayleebieber666

@kayleebieber666 Жыл бұрын

@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what

@juliasmith9906 Жыл бұрын

Hi there is that something that can help you

@Ami_-lq9tr 3 жыл бұрын

5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂

@galketxfredh7783 9 ай бұрын

6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment

@Ghost.g90 2 ай бұрын

2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)

@SFYT2008 2 жыл бұрын

8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight

@Howsyourday207 3 жыл бұрын

3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕

@Oliver_randos Жыл бұрын

9:47 in the video made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah

@TRINI-NEXX-CODM 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤

@joeyb7408 3 жыл бұрын

*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT

@mrhalfwit972 3 жыл бұрын

that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*

@joeyb7408 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020

@joeyb7408 3 жыл бұрын

@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.

@c4ndym0nster 2 жыл бұрын

Me tho

@chillpizza_wastaken Ай бұрын

I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.

@AmathistDragon Жыл бұрын

crusty belike :"this in not hot" also him: "bloody hell its hot"

@thiagoay7 8 ай бұрын

0:41 oh the freezer okay

@nr5008 2 жыл бұрын

at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!

@jeremymccown3848 10 ай бұрын

Me to bro

@meep7677 2 жыл бұрын

Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.

@darryltaylor9384 Жыл бұрын

@Blue Zero same

@user-rc7co1em8e 3 ай бұрын

Already my favourite KZfaqr, and like you’re the best

@SpietYT Ай бұрын

Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂

@MrKerry-xv9wh 3 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.

@stevekennett8852 2 жыл бұрын

Me***

@3C5TACY 3 жыл бұрын

Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!

@PandaStudiosIvy Жыл бұрын

i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny

@Jaxcoop1234 Жыл бұрын

Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊

@neem2048 3 жыл бұрын

“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line

@10GaugeManiac 3 жыл бұрын

Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*

@audrinnaortiz4994 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jocely400 2 жыл бұрын

Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14

@audrinnaortiz4994 2 жыл бұрын

@@jocely400 LOL 😂

@dreyamarshall4383 2 жыл бұрын

Cbggv

@SyVant_K 2 жыл бұрын

@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD

@AlfsGirl 3 ай бұрын

My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .

@tobiwolf140 Ай бұрын

hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.

@darth1780 3 жыл бұрын

This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”

@reddit-horror2stories 2 жыл бұрын

Stop being mean and learn how to type

@gerardwayseyelash 11 ай бұрын

@@reddit-horror2stories What

@joakablondie 3 жыл бұрын

Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌

@Gemma.12345 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Elizabeth-hf8jr 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gemma.12345 not funny

@wiliiambate 9 ай бұрын

I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AkaneSato-nb6xr Жыл бұрын

I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZfaq videos

@Currypotnoodle_ 3 жыл бұрын

Love all of your videos Crusty! Never fail to make me laugh and smile. Keep going man you’re so underrated and deserve so much for your wonderfully appealing and funny personality. Keep going we love you!

@MrSky-us1jj 3 жыл бұрын

15:19 No one: Absolutely no one: Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet

@edinsulic648 8 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.

@vincentrestel9519 Жыл бұрын

Th- this! Is gold in the form of you tube videos!

@juliolarios2239 3 жыл бұрын

6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"

@stefanm.734 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.

@IAmCrusty 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes yes yes.

@jerryamescua 3 жыл бұрын

it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail

@Nxqus 3 жыл бұрын

@@jerryamescua Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that

@baljindernijjar88 3 жыл бұрын

Can u do this again in another video

@jasongehman9020 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say.... R/Ihadastroke???..

@CreedJones-cx2er 9 ай бұрын

I love it when you do these VR videos

@michellecarr5394 23 күн бұрын

I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!

@COYIs86 2 жыл бұрын

16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO

@coreysala2456 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?

@IAmCrusty 3 жыл бұрын

I've played Arizona

@AzovChan 3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off

@Beamngmonsterjam00 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun

@coreysala2456 3 жыл бұрын

@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.

@SonGoku-kl2ed 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Arizona

@_11666 11 ай бұрын

The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂

@Totally_Katherine_12 6 ай бұрын

4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady

@th3_r4t_k1ng 4 ай бұрын

i think you can, you have to get lucky tho

@vdawg3831 3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man

@IAmCrusty 3 жыл бұрын

thanks, bud :)

@da_dino_dude 3 жыл бұрын

Owwww, the falling in love 😍

@alfielee6852 3 жыл бұрын

nise one

@niyabhatt1271 3 жыл бұрын

I am a big fan

@psycosanches589 3 жыл бұрын

That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning

@bluezero8557 3 жыл бұрын

23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles. Im so glad i found this channel

@UltimateGigaChad6969 Жыл бұрын

i agree

@dallassamuel1825 Жыл бұрын

But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach

@dallassamuel1825 Жыл бұрын

So do u me a pink stuff

@jamesholliday2946 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad that I found this channel is well

@SomeGuy25694 Жыл бұрын

Same

@Orbital_GD Жыл бұрын

6:57 bro ran like sonic

@qvwez_ 8 ай бұрын

Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32

@Distance6 2 жыл бұрын

"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)

@angelonyourwright874 3 жыл бұрын

“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

@Yellow_bud 8 ай бұрын

I am crusty you are probably the most funniest person I have ever seen you never get old =]

@SRMC957 9 ай бұрын

5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂

@chrisalvino812 3 жыл бұрын

This has gotta be one of the funniest Crusty videos ever 🤣 his hand gestures alone deserve an Oscar

@Babyvalkyie 3 жыл бұрын

After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZfaqr.

@Itz_charchar 2 ай бұрын

*hands slushie* *fallls down* "Well that was rude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Gojo_1158 Жыл бұрын

I love how you just dances and you can tell that he dances by his hands🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

@sunlessshine969 3 жыл бұрын

8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off

@Huff-Productions 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@jasongehman9020 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it i'm 10

@ytwolfybearstudiosyt7375 2 жыл бұрын

OOP

@charlieware5368 2 жыл бұрын

Swear

@MoondustManwise 3 жыл бұрын

Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun

@Bannna_vr Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@zay0804 Жыл бұрын

“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣

@mrkidd5963 4 ай бұрын

Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible

@baileyruiz8993 3 жыл бұрын

These are my absolute favorite. Love this laughed so hard.

@DS-jd6cb 3 жыл бұрын

I did to

@itsurgirl_kaykay 2 жыл бұрын

Lol me to

@rpm9693 3 жыл бұрын

6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol

@rosiejohnson77 3 жыл бұрын

@naielsantoro7550 3 жыл бұрын

You’re the best

@tinadavis6037 3 жыл бұрын

LOL do it AGAIN

@NymanSax Жыл бұрын

6:36

@fireshield2398 Жыл бұрын

Lololol

@Soundmirror 11 ай бұрын

Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying

@dawsongem2 Ай бұрын

I love this dude bcuz it’s literally my whole personality

@fuzzyunicornhugs1757 2 жыл бұрын

1:34 I have been cracking up so hard from this-

@huggyandnofriends8168 Жыл бұрын

Yes😊😊😊

@minahilbaig1822 10 ай бұрын

Agreed! 😂🤣

@megamixelfan 8 ай бұрын

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:( bot: :3

@preppy_bubblesroadto220imb6 3 жыл бұрын

Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude

@caitlynslife8711 2 жыл бұрын

So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CertifiedGrimlockFan 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@JunkstHat3605 Жыл бұрын

17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!

@ashleyo7 16 күн бұрын

1:25 years old and still in my heart and I love it so much I love you so very much

@dustyMiller_photo 3 жыл бұрын

1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.