wait you were recording our dnd sessions

Imagine making a joke about the Queen dying a week before she actually dies

One day we're going to find out that Raycon and NordVPN never actually sponsored Historian, and he was just making the ads out of passion

"you're identifying yourselves as aliens?!?" "i would encourage you not to ask stupid questions" 😅😅😅 this is the kinda banter hollywood could learn from

I love how as a DM, IH just ignores 90% of what Sumito says unless he finds it funny

i am extremely impressed by sumito's ability to immediately respond to whatever bullshit IH comes up with.

As a Norwegian, I can confirm that is a 100% accurate Swedish accent

Honestly, your channels (emphasis on CHANNELS) are the only ones I never skip the ads because you actually put effort into them. I know I've probably said this exact thing on one of your other channels as well (not word for word, but you get the gist).

“I’m all out of ideas for videos” your show is just picking a random topic and then proceeding to not discuss that topic for twenty to thirty minutes. That being said, I’m excited for this new series. Can’t wait for the next episode in ten years 👍🏼

the little eyebrow raise when sumito said he wouldn't file a complaint was absolutely hilarious

"Beans on toast is not a real food" Sumito chose violence, and he chose wisely

21:10 a little correction for you - there's actually a Chipotle 10 mins walk from Buckingham Palace

IH: “Right. I’m all out of ideas for videos…” Me: “What an entertainer. What an absolute professional.”

I like how IH could have definitely found a limitless supply of actual photos of the Queen's Guard, but instead he opted for the cheap Halloween costume. Brilliant.

The bank bit actually happened to an old friend of mine (not millions of dollars, but a few thousand) and he spent it, then they took him to court and he had to pay it all back and nearly went to prison. Don't do this, the best thing to do is admit their mistake to them. Not trying to bring the mood down, just a word of advice if it ever happens to anyone that reads this.

23:38 “Listen are we talking like 24 hours of gay sex or are we talking like twice a week ‘married couple best case scenario’ sort of scenario?” LMAO 😂

Sumito:" I shall make a average normal decision" IH: "No, no you will not"

The fact that the aliens can take on any form and he didn’t suggest they take on female forms is fantastic.

Holy fucking shit. 16:16 I just realized Internet Historian predicted the Queen's death about a week before she actually just croaked.

i just love this up and down movement that represents talking with the otherwise static pictures of people. and there is a indication of pixels for some reason. perfect

I love how you guys can basically accuse your sponsors of warcrimes and still get them coming back for more. Livin' the dream :)

Just like the horror stories, IH definitely has a soft spot for just taking Sumito's plans and throwing them in the bin.

I would like more of this type of series, please

Scenario suggestion: You predict the death of a monarch with eerie accuracy and thus find yourself on an MI6 hitlist.

"Now everybody knows that they only ring the bells when someone important dies: the queen. She had too many beans on toast and she exploded." ...welp that aged well 😅

Everyone’s amazed at him foreseeing the queen’s death, I’m more impressed he got away with that Raycon ad.

Worst case scenario is excellent! This should be a regular feature with different KZfaqrs

You need to do more D&D videos this was hilarious

First Jontron foresaw Notre Dame's burning, and now unfortunately this RP session foresaw the death of Queen Elizabeth barely more than seven days later. Hurry Sumito, get to England. You have an empire to run. Edit: He changed the name. We're not getting more of this. I am now sad.

I don’t actually know how they record these but it seems like Sumito comes up with his responses right off the dome and it’s just gold. He’s a genius. Dude’s fuckin hilarious.

Sumito is by far Historian’s best collab partner

This turned into a mystery/drama/thriller in ways most tabletop groups could only hope for

If this is secretly I.H. testing the waters for a future D&D session with a bunch of KZfaqrs then I'm all for it. Love how Sumito seems to know exactly what to do in most of these scenarios.

"I want his family dead" Sumtio (crickets) "I want his..... potted plants dead" Sumito (Pained screech) "My succulents!"

“I want him ded” “..” “I want his family ded” “..” “I want his potted houseplant ded” “NOOOOO MY SUCCULENTS” Man got priorities sorted

I had no idea there were such a thing as a Swedish massage. In Sweden, most massage places just say Thai massage.

I love that we're finally getting a sequel to the D&D segment of the travel episode.

I was quite intrigued with Sumito's last choice, he could have done better. The alien clearly stated that they have taken a form known to humans, meaning they can transform. If Sumito asked the alien to transform into a hot anime girl with big boobs, it might have listened, and he could have avoided the eternal gay sex.

I watched this video so many times, and I always lose it at "NOOOOOO my succulents" Like, the pain in his voice is so real lmao

20:00 the entire part with the guards was so fucking funny. “we lay down our liiiives for you sumito…” as he slowly rotates and flattens them

I'm impressed with how well you can express sumito being done with your shit at the end with a single png and photoshop

There is no way the sponsor actually watches these if they keep paying you. That was like 10 criminal accusations in just a few minutes.

Please make more of these sir, watching these makes me so happy

I hope pt 2 comes this is easily one of my favorite videos on this channel

If you ever get abducted by aliens, ask them where my keys are.

*Sumito got a bowl at Chipotle with a tortilla on the side.* *He's a smart, savvy man.*

Only OGs remember when this was called Worst Case Scenario

The queen dying means Sumito is currently in that exact scenario.

Fun fact: The Throne room shown in the king of england story is actually the throne room in the royal palace in Dresden, Germany. So Sumito was not king of England, he was Prince-Elector of Saxony, which is arguably a cooler title

I love how Raycon basically paid him to advertise their poor labor practices lol

It’s amazing how they predicted the queens fate a week before it happened. She definitely died from beans on toast.

The fact IH said “Theres no chipotle HERE” begs me to believe he resides in uk 👀👀

The only person who can make an ad joking about the sponsor having child labor and get away with it

Internet Historian makes a scenario in which the Queen dies. A week later, the queen dies. All hail our new King, SumitoMedia.

I am sorry I haven't found your channel sooner!!! I love this! Carry on!

16:12 That one didn't age quite so well.

Sumito answering instantly to IH weird scenarios is hilarious.

I am glad that Sumito came back from the dead

Absolutely love the format! You two are perfect for it

Scenarios for future sessions: * Archeologist sumito goes to an obscure part of the world for a hidden treasure and must escape a booby trapped area to retrieve an item of great importance * Traveling across the ocean when the vessel breaks and how to get out of bring stranded * Sumito walking down the street from his house to just grab something real fast, does not have any survival equipment of any kind, when he falls into the backrooms * Sumito in interstellar * Sumito becomes the top sumo wrestlers by disrupting all the norms (first and foremost he is mocked for his small size) * Sumito wants to become the top fashion designer in 1600s Europe and shares with us his wild historical fashion ideas * Discovering a unique creature in the Amazon * Becoming a graduate level professor over an obscure topic * Inventing a new energy source * Discovering the cure for bad breath * Naming stars/constellations * Hire me, I have good ideas*

16:16 The exact moment Internet Historian Predicted the Queen's demise exactly one week before it happened. Dude, I thought you were supposed to document the past not predict the future? Who wants to bet "too many beans on toast" is what's going to show up in the autopsy?

"there's a hole in the ground?" It is a simple set up but it still impresses me where he took it, also love how Sumito managed to somehow turn things in his favor when IH though he lost the scenario.

9:50 Really quick thinking on Sumitos part to say he was only worth 98million to make it seem like they got all the money back

Guess the queen liked this dnd session so much she decided to make part of it come true

I can't stop laughing at the assumption that Prince Charles is just trading places with Sumito, for the few seconds before he drowns in cement.

So the opening scenario is pretty much the exact thing from the IT Crowd where roy has him bum kissed. Sue them.

Personally, I'd like to see a video where IH talks about reality. What is reality, do alternate realities exist, Mandela effect, simulations - stuff like that. I think it'd be interesting and extremely funny, especially if IH brought Sumito or JonTron on for it.

"Ok what do you do now?" "Go to chipotle." Unironically the best thing he might've done.

Y'all just need to accept that you're forever the most complimentary duo and embrace it. Because I swurr there aren't enough Incognito vids rn, Sumito is showin' you up.

Your timing with the King Charles story is tragic, scary and sad but also impressive

The title definitely changed right?

my internet started buffering right after the gasp at 18:53 and i thought it was just a really dramatic pause

I like how after reaching Thailand, sumito immediately tries to go to Singapore, arguably the worse place to be when trying to evade capture

"The Queen - she had too many beans on toast and she exploded" Accurate as of 9/8/22

8 days after this was posted the queen really did eat too many beans on toast

The only person on the net whom i hear that i actually listen to the ads and don't skip or actively block

I love these storytelling segments and I'm glad we're getting more. The horror movie one is still one the funniest videos I've ever seen.

“I’m all out of ideas for videos” *Proceeds to create the best video format on this channel that will probably never get another episode till 2024 The only thing better than this was the horror movie hypothetical video. One day we will find out what ever happened to those 2 crucified tenants in Sumito's basement.

Man spoke the Queen's death into existence

this was incredible, i hope you make more

Sumito: I go to chipotle IH: You have just committed wire fraud... Sumito: did I stutter?

Scenario idea: Player is driving along a desolate stretch of road & is pulled over by a cop who is extremely lonely & mildly delusional after years of patrolling an area practically devoid of humanity. Player is running late for an important event (grandpa's wedding perhaps?) & cop is determined to hold player for questioning/companionship for as long as possible. Player needs to find a way to resume their journey without upsetting the officer, who becomes more paranoid and possessive of their new 'friend' the longer the conversation endures

Actual queen prediction wtf

This video has the most actually good and creative and actually kind of funny innuendos from a piece of media ever

I feel bad for Sumito. He's forced to play out IH's fantasy in real life.

I'm a humble woman, so I typically don't ask a lot of people, for fear of disappointment, or coming off as a burden........that said, FOR THE LOVE Of GOD, please, please, PLEASE make this a reoccurring thing!?!? This was pure gold, and gave me some of the best laughs I've had in ages!?!? Loved every second of it, and am not ashamed to say, I DESPERATELY need more!!!!

More of this please, it’s gold.

IH: "What do you do now" Sumito: *chooses a perfectly reasonable option* IH: "nope nope nope" *chooses one answer that sucks for him*

I like how sumito proceeded to win the massage scenario from the start just by walking away

BRING BACK THESE TYPE OF VIDEOS MAN! and semito is by far the funniest dude you work with

I Wanted this ever since the haunted house scenario video. More of this please.

It’s official. Every single one of internet historians other channels has more videos than his main channel

As a swede I loved the first part. It’s so nice seeing our traditional ass chopping finally get the representation it deserves. Also 200 Swedish krona is pretty good for a massage, that’s like 20 bucks.

A family member of mine has a story about the time in college when her bank accidentally added a zero to the balance on her checking account and she wound up with $300.

Sumito's superpower is just rolling with whatever.

As a bank teller, I'm just gonna say that every part of this is plausible and you should try it.

Scenario: Sumito encounters a time traveler from a dystopian future that comes to warn him of great danger, but then trips, bangs his head and beefs it, leaving Sumito a perfectly functional and easy to use time machine! (He was there to warn him against the gay aliens, btw).

I get the feeling from that Raycon ad that he knows full damn well how shit Raycons are and wanted everyone to know it while still securing the bag lol

Internet Historian predicted the Queen dying lol

Starting off with the end of their weekly D&D session. This is gonna be wonderful.