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@LewSpears Жыл бұрын

It was an absolute pleasure to be rejected by a man of such prestige

@farticusmaximusOG Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dawg

@rusty9705 Жыл бұрын

Did not expect to hear you while listening to this in the background, right then.

@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын

don't be a stranger yah work with the format well

@HOTD108_ Жыл бұрын

@@victorkreig6089 Yo mama works with the format well.

@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ she's a retired accountant so probably

@schizoid7585 Жыл бұрын

My mental health is connected to you releasing on a regular schedule. I’m dying, IH.

@evilgibson Жыл бұрын

at least better than being on an organ transplant list

@BigPandaGamer Жыл бұрын

@@evilgibson Hardly

@Marie-cq5td Жыл бұрын

🙏🏿

@brendakrieger7000 Жыл бұрын

Me too🤪👀

@LavaCreeperPeople Жыл бұрын

@How2lulululu Жыл бұрын

No matter how many time I watch, the "I shall warn you, I have years of experience in this domain" followed by an immediate "I'm on break" is absolutely hilarious

@awareclueless Жыл бұрын

To be honest I would literally watch any fake conversation roleplay from any of the people involved. This is such gold content, the freeflow acting is so great.

@alanzilou2905 Жыл бұрын

They gotta start a dnd/ttrpg podcast

@tempest7659 Жыл бұрын

@@alanzilou2905 i'd actually watch it. their roleplay stuff has been funny to watch

@realleon2328 Жыл бұрын

@@alanzilou2905 I feel like they talked about DnD and IH seemed to dislike the amount of like,,, setup and rules that's going on with that

@piparrocorreia16 Жыл бұрын

@Finest_of_563 3 ай бұрын

@@realleon2328 It makes sense. DnD seems like the perfect outlet at first glance but when you really think about it the systems would limit his options for wacky storylines and jokes evolving as he tells them

@DadShark Жыл бұрын

I’d never reject a new video from incognito, nice try Historian

@ethzero Жыл бұрын

👎

@thatweirdguyinthecorner Жыл бұрын

@@ethzero👍

@LavaCreeperPeople Жыл бұрын

@@ethzero ok

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Жыл бұрын

Even better, we got a story mode video as well! Not to mention Lewis and everyone is here?! It’s made my day!

@rose4961 Жыл бұрын

Sumito's "I'm on break" gets me every single time.

@AuroraIceFlame Жыл бұрын

“First girl I had sex with she was 5,1 I came and found out she left 20 minutes ago” literally sent me into hysterics

@RyuuRider Жыл бұрын

Just reading this comment almost made me cry with laughter- it's such a funny joke and I was expecting it to be mentioned in one of the top comments!

@Reg_The_Galah 8 ай бұрын

It made me feel sad. Such dirtiness

@Psilocybin77 5 ай бұрын

we would have also accepted "had me dead", "I spit out my drink", and "all my coworkers are looking at me like I'm mad".

@DonNorway Жыл бұрын

Every Incognito Mode, Internet Historian, and Storytime video brings me so much joy that it almost offsets the pain I feel when it's over

@BL00DYME55 Жыл бұрын

*Storymode

@Ol_Bron Жыл бұрын

Almost.

@James-sp2dz Жыл бұрын

@@BL00DYME55 my za ❤❤❤❤❤

@hoeraufist Жыл бұрын

You're like an absentee father who shows up randomly to take us to a theme park with two videos in a day, then disappear for six months.

@TheRoland19111 Жыл бұрын

That was specific...

@donalddavis7423 Жыл бұрын

My dad was around, but I now feel like I understand people who went through this a little now.

@zerotakis Жыл бұрын

He said he would go get milk and I believe him.

@DajuSar Жыл бұрын

Suspiciously detailed

@Knifegash Жыл бұрын

I *knew* that was normal!!

@soviettaters341 Жыл бұрын

Now that Hello Fresh sponsors IH we can finally confirm that he does indeed have a human form that requires food.

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын

Remember him shoving food down his gullet?

@jeus_cnt Жыл бұрын

The ads for us not him

@LimitedCheetah Жыл бұрын

He just stands on them to reach the philosopher's stone button.

@Raidou_ Жыл бұрын

For all we know he can also be a machine that use the nutrients of regular food to generate energy.

@Danieltp3 Жыл бұрын

That certainly narrows it down… how do you know it’s a human form? He could be a dolphin

@alldayagain Жыл бұрын

5:00 Stephen Merchant tells a story about how he was at a party and some ladies approached him and asked him if he was staying for a while. He thought they were looking to hook up or hang out, but they just wanted to use him as a meeting point for later in the party because he was so tall.

@ImCurrentlyNaked Жыл бұрын

"Can I have another receipt please, I ate the bill" - that was an underrated joke. Got a chuckle out of me.

@MuggerYT67 Жыл бұрын

internet historian really has the most creative titles

@LeatherCladVegan Жыл бұрын

High praise coming from 'The Mugger Guy'.

@LavaCreeperPeople Жыл бұрын

I'm wondering how he gets so many views with titles and thumbnails that i cant even understand lol...

@LavaCreeperPeople Жыл бұрын

@@LeatherCladVegan lol

@pariah_carey Жыл бұрын

He’s a True Visionary in the Title Game!

@big_sea Жыл бұрын

yes

@ianparrent6012 Жыл бұрын

These were rejects? But they're great. IH and Sumito is always comedy gold.

@zwan1886 Жыл бұрын

Sumito shilled for the vaccine

@jordonby Жыл бұрын

I think because demonotized

@Chris951021 Жыл бұрын

Do you know why he hasn't had a collab with Sumito in a while?

@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын

@@Chris951021 Because Sumito died ?

@theodoris Жыл бұрын

@@Gatorade69 What do you mean?

@chipperjones3112 Жыл бұрын

That instant "I'm on break" hit me waaay to hard 😂

@TacoLlamaYES Жыл бұрын

as a 5'3 woman i cannot explain the relief of being defined as "not tiny"

@SynchronizorVideos Жыл бұрын

Average adult female height is 5’4”, so 5’3” is definitely not that small.

@MrFichstar Жыл бұрын

To be tiny, you gotta be below 5 feet tall

@PaulGirdlestone Жыл бұрын

I am a 5"3 dude. I am a borderline dwarf.

@appalachiabrauchfrau Жыл бұрын

@@PaulGirdlestone as a 5ft chick you're right in my good-height-for-a-dude range, so, matter of perspective I guess. I'm not tryna get a permanent crick in my neck, looking up for the rest of my life.

@PaulGirdlestone Жыл бұрын

@@appalachiabrauchfrau Yeah I dunno why anyone would want that much of a height difference. I was lucky though (and hard working) and been off the market for 22 years.

@wyattc3508 Жыл бұрын

I just imagine the executives at the ad agency reviewing your script, destroying an 8-ball of coke, breaking the desk with their head, staring over at Historian and whispering gingerly, "rejected".

@sdivine13 Жыл бұрын

And then cracked open a cold pepsi

@gaboversta2.423 Жыл бұрын

The amount of time it took me to realize that this what not just an episode about rejected, but actually previously rejected clips is embarrassing and no one shall ever mention it.

@joeyhandles Жыл бұрын

I knew the sumito media bit was reused but didn't put that together until the very end

@jonahwilhelm8409 Жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhhhhh I may be stupid

@birdbrid9391 Жыл бұрын

i didnt realize until i read the comments. in my defence i've been conditioned to not expect the episodes to follow the actual theme of the intro/title

@blueknife7728 Жыл бұрын

Happens to the best of us

@bobjoe2604 Жыл бұрын

@rickyscott9351 Жыл бұрын

"I could buy a used Toyota for that. Drive it through the front door of Adobe" It's Christmas every time you upload. You absolute LEGEND!

@Jacoob793 Жыл бұрын

I can't tell you how much I appreciate you not actually spoiling the film for us all.

@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 Жыл бұрын

I saw the film and have no idea what the big spoiler could be. Was it the fact that spoilers? michelle yeoh's daughter was the bad guy? or that Waymond ended up being competent? It wasn't a movie with a lot of big twisty moments.

@MattManDX1 Жыл бұрын

@@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 It was probably just the general idea of SPOILER A lot of multidimension/timeline shenanigan films have been released in the past few years like Spiderverse, Spider-Man No Way Home and Doctor Strange 2

@everybodyisanidiot4553 Жыл бұрын

@@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 I didn't know that movie even existed when i saw it. Learning that it's about multi dimensions after all the "WTF was that?!" scenes happened made everything better.

@AlexWebb101 Жыл бұрын

That editing timeline rejected my mental health

@dddddddddddddddadddddddddddddd Жыл бұрын

alex webb

@FemaleFullmetal Жыл бұрын

As someone who has had Hello Fresh for over a year, I can confidently tell you that almost none of the meals they send you actually take less than 20 mins unless you actually are a professional chef and can do all the prep super fast lol

@masonjarboe9926 Жыл бұрын

I’ve been a professional cook for about six years now; my girlfriend and I tried it for the discounted trial period and after the first few nights, I would set a timer for 18min and I would *very* rarely pull it off lol

@Psilocybin77 Жыл бұрын

Finally someone calling these meal kits out. Yeah doing these kits alone takes hours lmao. The prep alone would take me nearly 20 minutes.

@gitsurfer27 Жыл бұрын

And they're a huge rip off, the amount of food you get is a joke for the price, and the ingredients are sub par. I think the lesson is, never trust any big company for any reason, everything they do is to extract as much value for as little product as possible lol.

@johnnyhuynh9016 Жыл бұрын

You don’t get the meal you get the vegetables some subpar seasoning to prep and that’s it. I get free hello fresh bags from a food drive I go to and they are worth less than the vegan products/snacks the church actually gives me

@pomey13 Жыл бұрын

I just go you foodz now, so much easier and the meals are pretty good and cheap. Just don't go beef

@robinurmum8738 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing seeing so many other guests in one video, how did these get rejected?! It really is an event when an incognito video comes out

@TiE23 Жыл бұрын

I am just a hair under 6’8” and the stuff Lewis talks about is all 100% accurate. Including 4:27, that moment has happened to me a few times.

@TiE23 Жыл бұрын

Also if you were the guy who was around my height at the Austin F1 GP in 2022 who walked alongside me for like a full minute and we shared jokes about how stupid tall we were please leave a comment.

@roopea1858 Жыл бұрын

First time in a while Ive laughed this hard, its 100% relatable. And yes my best friend is also tall as fuck

@appalachiabrauchfrau Жыл бұрын

Anyone over 5ft7 is terrifying, I hope I never run into you. I will start crying.

@mynameachef8614 Жыл бұрын

6'6", same experience

@Compgeek86 Жыл бұрын

I'm 6'8" I've only met a few people that were my height or taller. I get a little freaked out when people over 6'5" or so get near me. I'm not used to people being up here.

@Tariselan Жыл бұрын

unironically, that Craigslist Hitman video game idea sounds bloody smashing

@spacebassist Жыл бұрын

It's like the late 2000s/2010s obsession with dark and gritty, miserable shitsack worlds and protagonists, except with a compelling gameplay loop and a bit more grounded in reality I'd probably play it then get depressed

@ngultrum1 Жыл бұрын

I think I've actually seen in a movie & show or two.

@DIEGhostfish Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that janky modern-day burglar game.

@spacebassist Жыл бұрын

@@DIEGhostfish thief simulator? There was also dealer simulator that looked depressing as fuck

@skippityblippity8656 Жыл бұрын

@@spacebassist Youre right. Mich prefer a heroes tale nowadays

@Knoxerboy101 Жыл бұрын

That bit at the end about the craigslist hitman being depressed and counting down how long he has until he needs to find the next job just hits too hard man... it's a vicious cycle...

@itswingman9861 Жыл бұрын

That's pretty much the plot of 'Barry'.

@derekeastman7771 Жыл бұрын

Hol’ up

@RoshuWater Жыл бұрын

r/oddlyspecific

@PowerSpirit50 Жыл бұрын

Hope you find a way out soon, man.

@vodago Жыл бұрын

@@itswingman9861 that shows SO good

@ropesquid2085 4 ай бұрын

"I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally..." "Uh, hello." "I'm on break." FLAWLESS

@personsomeone2760 Жыл бұрын

I’d kill to see him do podcasts after his. He has good chemistry with everyone here

@troyforce1 Жыл бұрын

We need more SumitoMedia appearances. Dude's hilarious.

@nikkoa.3639 Жыл бұрын

I have a theory that the reason why he no longer shows up in these is because he got sponsored by ExpressVPN and IH is just the Nord man. Basically a batman and cat woman deal

@SentinalSlice Жыл бұрын

We need more internet historian in general.

@troyforce1 Жыл бұрын

@@SentinalSlice who is Internet Historian?

@Hawk7886 Жыл бұрын

@@nikkoa.3639 I feel like Sumito would *insist* on being catwoman in this simile. It makes sense and it sucks if it's true, I love the guy.

@athunderfan Жыл бұрын

ikr he is the goat guest

@LockeRobsta Жыл бұрын

The fact that this content was rejected and it's still funny as hell really shows Historians level of quality!

@echidnuu Жыл бұрын

This feels like a chrismas special where you see all the past characters from the old arcs

@Spacedaisies Жыл бұрын

The pure joy I just endured seeing Internet Historian uploaded. The genuine happiness I just went through watching his video. The absolute love. Now I get to feel the empty void I get waiting for a year for the next upload. J/k kinda...Love you Internet Historian!!

@dynagaming2693 Жыл бұрын

The bit with JonTron about giving the NFT to the dying child has me in tears. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at something so stupid.

@kiryu_teh_clown6760 Жыл бұрын

Same

@timmteller871 Жыл бұрын

JonTron is just insanely funny

@jameslabbe4119 5 ай бұрын

This bit had me laughing the most in this video hahaha

@sevenproxies4255 Жыл бұрын

"Each dessert should offer something" He says about a serving so small that it hardly offers anything

@Dan_Kanerva Жыл бұрын

i know right? brother i aint paying 50$ + for a mouse size dessert . Don't care if Gordon Ramsey came in a submarine to make it

@exodore2000 Жыл бұрын

I've been to this type of restaurant you pay too much wait too long for it and walk out hungry.

@bunny5728 4 ай бұрын

Also none of their meals are "affordable" it got to the point where they charged me $40 for one box, I cancelled immediately

@1Henrink Жыл бұрын

Finding the correct meds it's hard, but it's part of the process. It's really good that you touched on this side of the subject, because many people give up on just not getting fast results

@spugggaldon361 Жыл бұрын

This entire episode is just stuff IH never used in other episodes and is literally a vehicle for historian's Hello Fresh ad as he probably realised he needed to post a video before a certain time to qualify for the sponsor money, and I don't care. Brilliant.

@sourkrout123 Жыл бұрын

and yet its still way better than 95% of other content being released

@boooomerwang Жыл бұрын

Weirdly enough, some reddit users hates IH content because they deem it as "alt right". I cant believe it when i saw the comment thread; of someone doesnt appreciate the videos of IH. Thats when it dawned on me how stupid reddit really is...

@Fred-tz7hs Жыл бұрын

it's one of his best episides

@chrish4439 Жыл бұрын

@@boooomerwang a large portion of Reddit thinks it's ok to chemical castrate kids so. Not sure why you're surprised lol

@voodoo2445 Жыл бұрын

Yeah but where is the Lewis Video? is it coming? Never saw that one

@venstoma Жыл бұрын

My screwed up sleeping schedule has finally allowed me to catch IH's upside down upload schedule

@cbhlde Жыл бұрын

Same here, 2:07 in the morning and for some reason I couldn't sleep - now I know, why that was. :)

@gyromurphy Жыл бұрын

...hmmm... I'm in the 8:27pm part of the world. Western Pennsylvania. Not too late for me but I am playing Witcher 3. Only IH can pull me from that to watch a video.

@poponachtschnecke Жыл бұрын

Same 😂 was up until 6 am here, and now it's almost 6pm, and I'm so happy for my double dose of IH

@LanceCorporal_Waffles Жыл бұрын

4:50 HAHAHAHA THESE ANIMATIONS ARE JUST, PERFECTION! 9:28 Um… excuse me, waiter? My dessert haz a sad. Why is my desert big sad? 13:39 Nigredo, Albedo, and Rubedo were characters in the PS2 RPG, Xenosaga, sir. It’s always a treat when you release a new video.

@gdawgmainguy17 Жыл бұрын

I had a dream that Incognito uploaded a video titled, "Ghosts" and it was just Historian's face on the girl from the Ring crawling out of the tv and I got so excited about them talking about spiritual folklore and then I woke up to this sad reality

@Frostgnaw Жыл бұрын

The kendall pepsi commercial is one of the few times the entire internet united to suppress ultimate cringe.

@clanofclams2720 Жыл бұрын

Sumito is a very good salesman, he almost got me to believe 2500 was at all a reasonable price.

@MisterFoxton Жыл бұрын

$30/month for the whole catalogue? What a steal!

@TheMedicatedArtist Жыл бұрын

And I *only* get Photoshop and absolutely nothing else!? Shut up and take my money!

@chocolatewolf3914 Жыл бұрын

Less than a boob job

@SynchronizorVideos Жыл бұрын

For ten licenses of industry-standard, professional-grade software including support and updates, that actually is pretty darn good if you’re a business. For an individual looking for a hobby tool, it’s pretty steep.

@DangStank Жыл бұрын

To be fair to that guy who “spoiled” everything everywhere… it’s not like a spoiler of a twist. He spoiled the premise of the movie that you would have gotten from even seeing a trailer

@bluebell560 Жыл бұрын

The pain of randomly receiving a spoiler for something you had purposely gone out of your way to avoid any spoilers of is the worst. I was lucky enough to have almost completely avoided spoilers, but if the same happened to me, I might've just had a break down right there in front of the employee.

@regulardude3397 Жыл бұрын

“How much mercury do you have at home? Oh loads, just like every other British person” *that explains so much*

@bunnieskitties293 Жыл бұрын

"Im going to need you to print another receipt I ate the bill" is a really understated joke for how they were literally serving dirt and shit so you didnt know what was to be eaten.

@jjs8426 Жыл бұрын

Understated for 12 yos

@ZeroUsernamesRemain Жыл бұрын

@@jjs8426 gottem

@GeorgeNoory42069 Жыл бұрын

"Will you be my mom?" killed me immediately. Instant classic episode

@nyctophileart9300 10 ай бұрын

Dude, I just love you, the way you talk, your cadence, humor, god I feel like if I knew u in life I wouldn't be able to breathe round you haha love your stuff

@rodrigovaccari7547 Жыл бұрын

Having this guy post feels like an important event in the month

@maykyjose5511 Жыл бұрын

More like in the year

@Dice-Head0937 Жыл бұрын

As a tall freakish human myself, Lewis' jokes had me dying.

@MisterFoxton Жыл бұрын

The "I'm actually taller than the guy I felt sorry for" moment hit home hard.

@theswedishdude1 Жыл бұрын

same, i'm the tallest wherever i go, every school and every job always been the tallest, only ever met 1 person who was taller and it was only like 2cm

@eskimoguy Жыл бұрын

As a fellow Tall, I appreciated his portion greatly

@expansivegymnast1020 Жыл бұрын

“She left twenty minutes ago” LMAO

@SC-ec8xe Жыл бұрын

Same. I am 6'5 and didn't realize how similar all of our experiences are lol. I have tried to explain to people that I can't hear them (especially short girls) and none of them get it. I have terrible posture at times because I am constantly hunching over to try and hear what the fuck these people are saying. But ya lol Lewis' jokes were so spot on!

@FlorianDootz Жыл бұрын

The amount of time I needed to realize that this episode is not about rejection but consists of rejected material.

@BumMilkSandwhich 8 ай бұрын

Many kudos, johntron, and ordinarry things are pure legends, its nice to see the historian finally spending time with his kids😊

@stephenbyers6173 Жыл бұрын

You know it's going to be a good night when internet historian blesses us

@big_sea Жыл бұрын

yes

@kokomole2137 Жыл бұрын

0:42 - 2:32 Assasination (Weapons) 2:33 - 5:27 Lewis is tall (Unreleased Video?) 5:28 - 7:26 Adobe Acrobat Man (Ads) 8:49 - 11:49 Food (Mother Energy Drink Ad) 11:50 - 14:33 Philosopher's Stone (Mythology) 14:34 - 15:50 JonTron is dead 15:50 - 19:26 Bepis (Ads) 19:28 - 20:47 Okay Game (Childhood) 22:48 onwards - EEAAO (Unreleased Video?)

@alexia4251 Жыл бұрын

He really just posted two clips from videos we haven't seen yet, to make us more likely to pay attention to his videos, in order to see the video when it drops

@t.kenneth5697 Жыл бұрын

Maybe it was an entire episode that was rejected.

@kamie3543 Жыл бұрын

I would kill for a full IH x Lewis vid so I hope the whole thing did not get scrapped. Dude is hilarious.

@Fayklore Жыл бұрын

@@t.kenneth5697 I don't think IH would ask for someone's time, record this type of video, then reject the whole episode.

@NathanCassidy721 Жыл бұрын

I was wondering about the Lewis segment. Can’t say I’ve seen every episode but I would have recalled that one.

@jackblakeston3319 Жыл бұрын

props to the editor for the movie spoilers bit, I watched every frame and loved it

@bizichyld Жыл бұрын

If you want to set someone up as a fall-guy for the murder you’re about to commit, I always thought it would be prudent to use his device to search “how to get rid of a dead body” around the time of the murder. …which is why I never search for those kinds of things. You never know when someone around you might disappear and reappear as dead. Never hurts to be safe.

@AngeloXification Жыл бұрын

I love the every episode starts with the same cadence and intonation. So you can basically karaoke ever intro without actually hearing it before.

@JK-gm6kk Жыл бұрын

Even at 6'3", I ALWAYS feel like I'm in the way in public places. The "you're tall" realization from the opposite sex is always a nice confidence booster. Also, doesn't everyone just pirate photoshop?

@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 Жыл бұрын

It's such a cheat code hahaha. I am 5'7 and was talking with a guy at a party. We are both uni students, similar age, similarly matched in terms of facial attractiveness. Similar surfie clothes even. The guy was lovely, but very plain with his words. Not a story teller at all. Just 'hey bro, yeah bro, I'm from xyz bro how about you" ect. A very pretty girl jumps into our conversation, and at first she pretends to be there to speak to both of us, but she keeps sliding the conversation his way at every possible step, so I take my cue and go grab a beer. When I walk past them 30 seconds later, he is still answering every question with 'yeah' and 'wicked' and self sabotaging, and she is LIETRALLY assigning him virtues "I feel like you're such a kind guy" "I feel like you'd have such cool stories about that" and so on hahahaha. Getting height mogged is hilarious.

@FC01 Жыл бұрын

when you're short you just want to die everytime a woman looks at you for how embarassing it is to be under 6ft

@ShayTheValiant Жыл бұрын

Who is Lewis anyways? I don't remember what video he was in.

@ShyOnline Жыл бұрын

@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 you're laughing but i know you want to cry. let it out

@itsmeais1736 Жыл бұрын

@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 that's shitty :/ I think the hottest thing a guy can do is be funny lmfao. if you can make me laugh, it doesn't matter your height. to me anyways, but also not super into tall guys ig !

@joshuaadams8240 Жыл бұрын

Man even your rejected ad reads are league's better than 90 per-cent of other KZfaq ad reads.

@TubboDaKittyCat Жыл бұрын

I KNEW THEIR WAS GONNA BE A CUT BIT OF THE PHILOSPHERS STONE FROM THE MYTHOLOGY EPISODE! I EVEN COMMENTED ABOUT IT WHEN IT CAME OUT!!!

@NotKimiRaikkonen Жыл бұрын

I work in a Michelin-starred restaurant and you're right about most of them. They're more interested in trying to copy Noma and Alinea and seem super artsy, than they are in making really great food. Only a few restaurants are really cutting edge.

@wangchong94 Жыл бұрын

fuck them bots

@HeroScaper95 Жыл бұрын

Internet historian has become the thing I watch on repeat while im recovering from a hangover. Bravo sir.

@dethofgod666 Жыл бұрын

Craigslist hitman sounds like it could be a flash game in the Golden age when I was in high school

@TripleDDDD Жыл бұрын

I remember on a whacky website there was a discussion about the Philosopher stone. One guy was convinced it was made from rine which is fermented and dreid up. So he was collecting his urine and doing all kinds of experiments to build his own philosopherstone.

@spliffingrat5469 Жыл бұрын

how could you reject a full episode of making fun of lewis and us tall people. now i want more of you two together. you cant just tease such a great collab to us.

@tlddruidkilla Жыл бұрын

I've had a long day and I'm watching this in the bath, thanks for helping me unwind

@abigcupofwater Жыл бұрын

I'm also watching this in the bath, may we both come out nice and clean

@glowstik7909 Жыл бұрын

Fellas you're never gonna believe this but I'm also watching this in the bath

@jessicagould6953 Жыл бұрын

Me too!!

@creepykretins6794 Жыл бұрын

I love these videos ❤ keep ‘‘em coming, I’ve rewatched them heaps ❤

@upinarms79 Жыл бұрын

I still haven't seen all of Everything Everywhere All At Once, because halfway through the movie, the power went out in the movie theater and we had to evacuate. Apparently there was a fire at a restaurant next door and it took out the power in the whole area. Fun times.

@FlumesIsLife Жыл бұрын

“What if we kissed in the rejected clips and I never posted it” while embracing Kudos just fit too well

@orion10x10 Жыл бұрын

You and Sumito have insane chemistry, that Best Buy bit had me dying 😂

@jimhenderson8450 Жыл бұрын

Acutally you could probably get implants for 2500$ instead of just making them larger with photoshop. That really is a baffling amount of money.

@D2attemp 10 ай бұрын

20:45 wouldn’t… wouldn’t it make more sense to shoot the people who assaulted you? - Peter Griffin

@bluepandaman Жыл бұрын

His sense of humor is a gift to the world.

@Gutterrat69 Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: often writers have to google certain things in order to explain/understand them in their stories, ie: googling how bombs are made or how long it takes to die from something

@Archbishop_of_the_Noodle Жыл бұрын

It's why I have several declassified documents on my computer.

@Web720 Жыл бұрын

@@Archbishop_of_the_Noodle Average WarThunder/World of Tanks player.

@KuzuTomoki Жыл бұрын

Sumito and Jon are so fuckin funny, you have such good chemistry with both of them I wish ya'll could just do this forever ;u;

@ezekielsmith7352 Жыл бұрын

My favorite series on the internet! Everytime I see one in my feed I stop what I’m doing

@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын

"I'm on break" Sumito knows his shit

@kylo_ben Жыл бұрын

It’s always a good day when Internet Historian posts something new

@LavaCreeperPeople Жыл бұрын

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Жыл бұрын

It’s two episodes in one day! More the merrier I say!

@gaminglol1167 Жыл бұрын

My dog died, my parents died, I got my phone and wallet stolen, all my family members gathered into one place and the government nuked them, my house was robbed and I just learned I have stage 4 cancer

@big_sea Жыл бұрын

yes

@RK0978 Жыл бұрын

That tall person conversation was hilarious. Every point was spot on 😂

@SpieleSuchti894 8 ай бұрын

"I sit back down and the spell breaks" got me

@alfonsoviquez286 Жыл бұрын

the fact that there is a spike in "how to hire a hitman" and "how to make a pipe bomb" searches just after the video came out is so funny

@phileon2323 Жыл бұрын

Incognito is already so good that a compilation of rejected clips is only 20 minutes long

@kabler358 Жыл бұрын

I can hardly ever rewatch any of your videos because they are so memorable

@crthejediknightninja Жыл бұрын

3:26 THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE I AM 6 FOOT 6 AND CAN'T HEAR SHIT FROM MY SHORT FRIENDS.

@baronvonbeandip Жыл бұрын

babe, wake up. Historian posted

@SterbsMcGurbs 9 ай бұрын

Lame

@rmwf8836 Жыл бұрын

As someone who's 5'5, it makes me sad all these tall guys won't ever be able to live in a Hobbit hole

@kristoffer8609 Жыл бұрын

The fact that I can't live in a Hobbit hole depresses me every day.

@easylemon2547 Жыл бұрын

Or like sit at any public place in any cozy way, or ever use any sink without bending over, or not having back pain for reasons like that... yeah no... I'm just fine

@emmahealy4863 Жыл бұрын

The tall people in my caving club struggle with gear fitting properly and having to crouch in small tunnels. However, they have the perk of longer reach when free climbing, unlike us short people, who rely on them for legs up so we don't get trapped down a cave 😅

@caIyps0 Жыл бұрын

i'm 5'1, *am i entitled to live in a hobbit hole?*

@rmwf8836 Жыл бұрын

@@caIyps0 only if you promise no adventures! I'm no Brandybuck after all!

@kraftyhandz Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I respect cooks and their metaphors give them deeper meaning to what they do. I have 2 friends working at Michelin restaurants and the average person wouldn’t even last a shift. I respect them so much.

@wanderingrandomer Жыл бұрын

I get a panic attack just thinking about working in a busy kitchen

@peeron6829 Жыл бұрын

@@wanderingrandomer yeah man.. i would love to cook for a living but bro.. nah not in busy restaurants that must be hell😭

@Bedhead13 Жыл бұрын

The genius lyrics over the commercial is comedy gold

@RickSanchez-st3mj Жыл бұрын

god these were all such good bits i especially love all the sumito ones, you gotta do more with him man

@cool.thumbsup Жыл бұрын

I love all the guests, but Sumito's way of progressing improv bits is unmatched

@titmaus7732 Жыл бұрын

Sumito is the best guest!

@otanakabpm Жыл бұрын

There isnt a single youtuber that I check up on as much as this guy.

@olive4093 Жыл бұрын

same lol

@blakejames9743 Жыл бұрын

Him and Nexpo

@dragonandavatarfan8865 Жыл бұрын

Him and ItsaGundum

@JoshC02 Жыл бұрын

Sam o Nella

@s1nnocense Жыл бұрын

give that subscribe button a try, it really works.

@Kamitzz Жыл бұрын

I literally thought about if he was going to post again soon like yesterday. Thank you for this

@Cloudyqueso Жыл бұрын

*"Babe, wake up, new Incognito Mode video"* Babe: *_*Vanishes*_*

@SpaceMonkeyBoi Жыл бұрын

I remember when I was rejected in 1979, and followed her wherever she went for 11 years. (I'm such a nice guy)

@eddiebruv Жыл бұрын

Such loyalty is rare these days.

@beanstinson2462 Жыл бұрын

Never in my life would I have expected 2 IH uploads in a 24 hour period. It almost feels ominous

@geoffreyexcellent4199 Жыл бұрын

What was the other upload

@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Жыл бұрын

@@geoffreyexcellent4199 it was on storymode

@corvoattano117 Жыл бұрын

@@geoffreyexcellent4199 story mode uploaded

@dutchmansmine9053 Жыл бұрын

Hwat???

@corvoattano117 Жыл бұрын

@@dutchmansmine9053 there is another ih channel called story mode. it's a secret tho dont tell anybody

@TheLoyalOfficer Жыл бұрын

The ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT: this is the *only channel* where I actually watch the commercials because they are funny. I even look forward to them.

@ARESTAR Жыл бұрын

This is the serotonin I needed

@Bad_Moon_Bill Жыл бұрын

I love the little chris chan "I'll do a 360 and walk away" reference at 6:17

@oldgrub Жыл бұрын

normie

@Bad_Moon_Bill Жыл бұрын

@@oldgrub what me?

@oldgrub Жыл бұрын

@@Bad_Moon_Bill frankly

@Bad_Moon_Bill Жыл бұрын

@@oldgrub how

@androgynousmaggot9389 4 ай бұрын

@@Bad_Moon_Bill should have replied with "sorry I'm not Frankly, I'm Bill! checkmate normie" 👌

@DarkSideKyp Жыл бұрын

“The worst he can do is reject you and say no.” -people talking about asking Internet Historian for a consistent upload schedule, before having an entire video dedicated to them