Getting a Real Tattoo
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@ModernRogue 2 жыл бұрын
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@foxman8344 2 жыл бұрын
For those wondering I believe the tattoo translates to "with great potential" or "great with power" But that's just a very brief search online.
@Iam1uglyguy 2 жыл бұрын
You should have done that on your right arm and then venit magnus responsabilitate on the left.
@Nickle314 2 жыл бұрын
And there was I reading it as "Magna cum Polenta" That would be very gritty
@Rick_TheBrick 2 жыл бұрын
Cum Magna Potentia = Powerfully. Roughly translated from latin.
@umbreona4559 2 жыл бұрын
i think a great opening to this would of been jason calling brian out for a shoot he knows nothing about then jason taking off his shirt to show off a fake but realistic looking full back mural tattoo of Samson and the chooch.
@khicks72 2 жыл бұрын
Jason has yet to learn that the first tattoo is almost never the last tattoo.
@mad_ozzy 2 жыл бұрын
Yup lol
@jmell458 2 жыл бұрын
I find there's a small but noticeable number of people who will get one tattoo and then never again
@panthastaa34 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmell458 I have yet to find anyone with just 1 tattoo. The closest I've seen is one nice decent size tattoo and then then a little one on the wrist or finger or foot
@jatbatman 2 жыл бұрын
Currently craving number 5 I need it drawn and it's going to be an expensive one.
@novaglow1466 2 жыл бұрын
100% on my 5th one and already thinking about the 6th
@dinamush1342 2 жыл бұрын
First it was the RFID, now a tattoo. Jason's going full body modification soon.
@LostButBroken 2 жыл бұрын
Jason gets scarification
@TheRealAlpha2 2 жыл бұрын
He's just gonna walk in one day with an Iron-man arm... not armor, just an actual replacement arm that shoots missiles and repulsor beams.
@lucasmitchell9027 2 жыл бұрын
@@LostButBroken #ShitRimworldSays
@AnymMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@LostButBroken oh god
@sparky338 2 жыл бұрын
Jason gets subdermal implants.
@Backwards_Buddha 2 жыл бұрын
After getting a few tattoos, the best comparison is to an “electric cat scratch”. You mainly feel the vibration and then the precise sting. That said the pain goes away almost as soon as the needle leaves the area, and then it’s just a bit sore.
@Fatvod 2 жыл бұрын
DUDE! That's exactly how I described it. Basically a neverending cat scratch though certain areas are much less painful. After 5 hours it started getting BRUTAL though. My artist did the shading first and the linework last so by that point the single needle work was KILLING ME, especially cause he was going over the same spots he already did.
@scottfritz6645 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as it leaves the area it feels like a sunburn that got slapped.
@tylerbeaumont 2 жыл бұрын
Depends on who you are and where it is I guess, but this is probably the best description. I’ve been shot with a tattoo gun without any ink (I was curious but had no intention to get a tat nor or any ideas at the time, probably not the most responsible thing to do but it was all done safely so yeah), and it felt how you describe, but I’ve heard a lot of people say it feels completely different, usually when they get specific areas tatted like boney areas and the face. But yeah, perfect description from what I’ve experienced.
@nialljosephlockwood3177 2 жыл бұрын
Electric cat scratch would be an awesome name for a band 😂😂
@NoahParkes 2 жыл бұрын
My first one on my forearm I'd describe as getting a back scratch from somone with nails a little too long
@zachpnw 2 жыл бұрын
I just have to mention how gentle the tattoo artist was on Jason. It did not look even remotely painful at all. I've been hammered on by a tattoo artist and it is not fun at all, but I'm glad that Jason had such a pleasant first tattoo experience!
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Zach! Having been tattooed myself, I really try my best to make the experience as pleasant as can be. 🙌
@TheFacelessRogue 2 жыл бұрын
Jason was deep in the zone when the artist was explaining after care.
@nstuey6974 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll never judge someone else’s tattoos, but the word choice may be regrettable when you’re an Internet personality.
@GreanePin 2 жыл бұрын
Took the words right out of my mouth lol
@charlesceland1090 2 жыл бұрын
@@GreanePin why would he get the word cum on his arm? what the fuck was he thinking?!!!!!!
@johnsmith-fy8jo 2 жыл бұрын
It was brilliant" great cum potential."
@axc1213 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmith-fy8jo with great potential
@Kurse_of_Kall 2 жыл бұрын
I mean but this is also Jason. If anything, he did it on purpose to have that as a joke he can make for conversation, then offer the translation afterwards. That sounds *very* Jason to me lol
@tim220122 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw “Jason gets a tattoo” my first thought was he was getting a QR code…
@brianhopper3013 2 жыл бұрын
And when scanned? “Never gonna give you up…”
@gavincurley2570 2 жыл бұрын
@@brianhopper3013 I have that as a Spotify code
@blackmarya 2 жыл бұрын
To the Netflix sample show, a modern rogue favourite 😄
@mother722 2 жыл бұрын
@@gavincurley2570 the song?
@Texicus_Reddicus 2 жыл бұрын
Brian *has* to get "magna est responsabilitas" on his arm now
@chaossdragon 2 жыл бұрын
My Dexterity!
@MrAqr2598 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Ben’s quote from Spiderman in Latin?
@kutsen39 2 жыл бұрын
"It is great responsibility"?
@MrAqr2598 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel199714 I knew there was something behind Jason’s tattoo.
@anleblan 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrAqr2598 translates exactly to "great with power" so no not exactly uncle bens quote
@EelcoPeterzen 2 жыл бұрын
That explanation of why tattoos don't fade is incorrect, I'm afraid. First: the ink should not go into the fatty tissue below the dermis. If the tattoo artist is trying to do so, they're going too deep and causing their canvas unnecessary pain. The ink should go into the dermis, as it did with Jason. Then it's time for the immune system to do its part. Every puncture of the tattoo needle(s) alerts the immune system. The ink is a foreign material and needs to be disposed of, or encapsulated to prevent any harm. Both macrophages and fibroblasts absorb the ink particles. A lot of these cells then go back into the lymphatic system and the ink they've absorbed is disposed of. But a lot of cells remain in the dermis, with the ink inside them. This is the ink you can see. Once these cells die, they're absorbed by new cells, ink and all. Link for proper explanation: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erOldcyXltOuqmQ.html Also, Jason, after three days, it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for correcting me, I got a little nervous on camera, haha.
@EelcoPeterzen 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeardedGentleman wow, thanks for responding! This is a level of maturity you don't often see on the interwebs. Getting nervous on camera happens to the best of us, but you did awesome. Thanks! Really enjoyed this episode.
@Lifeinerinn 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for next week's episode, getting laser tattoo removal.
@talsgi1577 2 жыл бұрын
Funny
@joshkw2328 2 жыл бұрын
I love what the tattoo means but I could never do it because I couldn’t deal with having the middle word on my arm forever
@alexk3678 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I think a lot of people would assume it means like "I'm great at making big nuts"
@phreakli 2 жыл бұрын
The pain gets worse if you get something bigger and/or more complex where the tattoo artist has to pass over the same area more than just one time, like shading or working with several colours.
@hyvll 2 жыл бұрын
Especially after couple of hours and the artist stop for the lunch break. You begin to build a scab and it goes right back into it after the break. Ouch.
@raver377 2 жыл бұрын
also areas close to bones tend to be more painfull as a whole then areas with alot of fat, so i imagine getting a tattoo on your shin is alot worse then one on your calfs for example
@reggiep75 2 жыл бұрын
Magnum shading needles are some painful things together with the pushing or dragging effect to get the ink in at the right level. That was the only part of my tattoo that made me wince and feel like my bicep was being carved up like a chicken.
@RichardRichardRichardRichardRi 2 жыл бұрын
I find that after 4 hours of wiping the raw wound, that paper towel tends to be the worst. Not a problem with smaller tattoos, but with big ones it feels like your skins being wiped off for the last half.
@robashley8216 2 жыл бұрын
Me who's got a full color sleeve: can confirm
@bennybenjamin1231 2 жыл бұрын
I actually got my first tattoo recently and yeah that describes the pain it depends on your pain tolerance but like a shot if you don't think about it you will be fine
@GI_Jew 2 жыл бұрын
Just pinch yourself at different spots, if it hurts more in different spots it’s going to hurt more tattooing
@reggiep75 2 жыл бұрын
That symbolic buzzing sound is hard to block out unless you just decide to listen to music... I didn't have any music so looked at the nice pics drawn on the ceiling, for focusing!
@JM-zu2pd 2 жыл бұрын
I liked how it felt. Its hard to describe though, one time a friend asked me and I told her it "hurt but in a good way" I told her I couldn't describe it any better than that
@thegooddevil6356 2 жыл бұрын
I have three tats so far. I plan on getting more. The arms don't hurt so much and other places hurt a lot. It comes down to pain tolerance and where your getting the tattoo.
@nicholasholloway8743 2 жыл бұрын
Pain is in the mind
@deathraygonzo6339 2 жыл бұрын
I know it's Latin, but it's brave to get a tattoo with the word cum in it. Michael seems like really chill guy.
@cvdeiana 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm thinking! XD
@michaelparham1328 2 жыл бұрын
In my minimal experience, pain is also dependant on the one doing the tattooing. Several months after getting a less than satisfying tattoo, I went to a different artist try to fix it. The difference in pain was night and day. The first was bad but far from unbearable, but the fix barely felt like anything at all. When I asked about it, the second artist said something like "Different people's skin will take ink more easily than others. A lot of artist will really dig in, ensuring that the ink will stick regardless of the person's skin condition. It's not wrong, but it's not always necessary." Apparently my skin takes ink relatively easily, so a lighter touch is acceptable.
@3rdeye7thdimension 2 жыл бұрын
Tip your artist; if you start to get the "itch" to get another, you'll be glad you did. It's always good to build up a relationship with your artist that you really like the style of, and if they're skilled, they'll often work with you to create a unique piece. Source: Myself: Back tattoo that covers 3/4s of back, chest tattoo covers 1/3 of front torso, right shoulder tattoo, all unique designs.
@tomoleather131 2 жыл бұрын
Source: trust me bro
@Jaryth14 2 жыл бұрын
I do wish there were more questions about how to choose your tattoo artist -- red flags from a customer point of view, etc. That's really the first thing I need to know before getting a tattoo.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Hit me up, I’ll do my best to answer whatever questions you have.
@NoahParkes 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say customer reviews are number 1. If the reviews aren't overwhelmingly positive go somewhere else. Second go in person and talk to someone. Good tattoo shops have staff that are helpful and knowledgable. At the same time have a look at the shop cleanliness. Waiting area should be tidy and clean, if you can see workstations they should look tidy as well. It should smell sterile like a hospital. When you discuss your with your artist make sure they engage with what you want. If you have a specific design in mind a definite green flag is that they really get into talking about it, maybe having suggestions, they ask questions. This shows that they genuinely care about the work they are doing and will put care into the end product. If instead they are very nonchalant about it in a manner that suggest they really dont care, that could be a red flag suggesting that they aren't going to put the care into it that it deserves. But sometimes this may just be their personality, my first tattoo was buy a guy who was quite direct and straight to the point and the resulting tattoo was fantastic, so again go back to step one, because a bad tattoo artist will have bad reviews. Another red flag is an artist who is rude or snobby about your choice of tattoo. At the end of the day it is your body and you decide what goes on it. Suggestions and tweaks are definitly helpful, such as cleaning up lines or making adjustments so that the piece will heal nicely and look good years down the line. However, never stick with an artist that acts sobby about the design itself.
@name-pq3pc Жыл бұрын
@@BeardedGentleman what is love?
@biosaber585 2 жыл бұрын
had a really good family friend that did all of my father and mother's current tattoo work, he's since left the business due to financial concerns (basically the guy couldn't ever do the work for what he felt was a reasonable price, he always didn't wanna charge a lot because of how much he enjoyed it) and it's really fascinating to see how similar the general attitude of the artist is regardless of who it is or where they're from
@hamlit3678 2 жыл бұрын
when i got my tattoo i initially had trouble with the pain, but then i noticed that the artist tattooing me had an old picture of president jimmy carter on the wall. so i focused my attention on it and it did help me deal with the pain and put me in a very zen like state.i guess i have to give thanks to jimmy for helping me get through my first tattoo.
@tim220122 2 жыл бұрын
It says, “GREAT WITH POWER” for those wondering
@unrealraven 2 жыл бұрын
“With great power” on some translators. And with the line about something my Uncle said that’s the one I would go for.
@IDoABitOfTrollin 2 жыл бұрын
To those curious. Imagine a cat scratch with vibration for outlines, and really warm prickly feeling for colouring. Boney areas, tendon areas, inside of your elbow, and thin skin areas like elbows are going to be more painful. So start with fatty arm areas or even where he got his.
@deancarey5098 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I literally just booked myself in for my first tattoo so this video couldn't have had better timing
@r1w3d 2 жыл бұрын
You just blew my mind I didn't know people book tats 🤣 I always just go get one whenever I feel the need and have time.
@deancarey5098 2 жыл бұрын
@@r1w3dOh i would normally but I got tickets for a international tattoo convention so i had to get booked in or i wouldn't get anything
@TheRealAlpha2 2 жыл бұрын
@@r1w3d A friend of mine hired me a couple of times to design tattoos for her. She had to shop around for a shop with artists she though would do it justice. Each time she found one, they were booked up so she had to get an appointment in advance for the first but the second they were like "Oh, just stop by any time after 3pm" or something.
@DeltaFoxtrotII 2 жыл бұрын
@@r1w3d i have several and I have never gotten a walk in tattoo. I plan and book every one of them.
@stigmata_rex 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaFoxtrotII Yeah, I'm really wondering what kind of shops he's working with if he "didn't know people book tats".
@86holt 2 жыл бұрын
The markers we use in the OR have an ink called gentian violet. It stays on the skin pretty well despite rubbing down with a prepping solution to make the surgical site "surgically clean"; reducing amount of transient flora found on skin surface - you can't sterilize living tissue. The only way we can get the ink off is with rubbing alcohol. Though only time that happens is when we're having to change the incision site parameters
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
That was the name I was trying to remember… You really can forget the most simple facts when you’re nervous being filmed, haha.
@shaynesimmonstattoo 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, gentian violet is the purple devil. It’s definitely the same stuff on the back of thermofax sheets. And back when purple tattoo pigment was a rare novelty, on at least one occasion, Sailor Jerry convinced people that a handful of gentian violet crystals was that pigment… only to melt them out of existence and stain that other tattooer’s hands with a solid spray of isopropyl alcohol.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
@@shaynesimmonstattoo Right! After watching the documentary Hori Smoku, that sure sounds like something Sailor Jerry would do.
@shaynesimmonstattoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeardedGentleman what always got me about him was the spray bottle of ammonia he’d blast people in the eyes with if they took a tone with him 😂
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
@@shaynesimmonstattoo wow! I hadn’t heard that one. Different times for sure…
@sillynapalm 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that entire series twice. I absolutely love Worlds greatest con. I got my girlfriend hooked on it.
@humanoid251 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wanting a tattoo for years now and I’ve changed my mind on what I want a couple times but I’ve finalized a design I want. And I haven’t gone through with it for a couple reasons but I’m at a point where I have the money, self autonomy and I don’t care about any criticisms anymore so I’m hoping to get it done right before my birthday next month. So this video is very timely for that 😅
@KGPromiseGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Just remember, it's okay to ask for breaks. Your adrenaline will run high, and you'll overheat. If you're feeling hot or faint, it's perfectly okay to ask for a 5 minute breather. Go to the bathroom, ask for a cup of water...etc.
@reggiep75 2 жыл бұрын
Something will jump out you at one point, not like a serial killer jump out, but something will jump out. The knowing & seeing of the tattooing process diffuses any worries about the tattooing itself and hearing it be described in various pain relatable terms is good and is one less obstacle to think about. After that, it's just the cash and design. As for my tattooing, I'll describe it as being shaved with a blunt, electrified razor but the shading was like being carved like a chicken, unpleasant but passable. Like a number of comments have said, you can take a break, drink, stretch limbs and deep breathe anytime you need, just ask as you need to be comfortable.
@humanoid251 2 жыл бұрын
@@burritodog3634 oh it won’t trust me 🤣 it’s a red and black version of the Firebug symbol from Killing Floor 2. Killing Floor is one of my favorite games, the symbol from 2 looks dope and I’m a pyromaniac so it just made sense. Once this one’s done I do want to get the warlock symbol from D&D 👀
@humanoid251 2 жыл бұрын
@@reggiep75 oh absolutely. I’m getting it done by a friend so that should help ease a lot of anxiety. It’s gonna be a relatively small one on my forearm and from what I’ve heard that area feels like your arm hairs getting pulled repeatedly which sounds like a drag but nothing too bad. I’ve had deep tissue massages and acupuncture done before which were uncomfortable and painful to an extent so I feel like I’m ready but it’ll be a new experience for me so fingers crossed
@sonan333 2 жыл бұрын
@@humanoid251 Interesting. They seem like good choices, as they are defined, but not complex. Have you thought about merging the two together? Maybe the eyes of the firebug symbol as the warlock symbol, or merging the "eye" of the warlock symbol as the head of the firebug, then making the spikes above merge with the firebugs flames, and then adding the bottom points at the bottom, or something. It's hard to describe the image I'm thinking of, but those two symbols do have similar shapes, so they could work together. Of course, if you did do that, you'd have to then commit to playing a firbolg "firebug" warlock.
@gloria7816 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Mike!! I have two pieces by Mike and already booked for my third. :)
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Gloria 🙏 I’ll see you soon.
@bauerDOWNFALL 2 жыл бұрын
wow Jason really is just GREAT WITH POWER!
@seymourbuttes3194 2 жыл бұрын
It’s something his uncle used to say to him. It most likely conjugates as “with great power…”
@sumduma55 2 жыл бұрын
@@seymourbuttes3194 nah. In the original Star Trek, there is an episode where Kirk makes out with a blue lady (might have been green) with three breasts. In her native language it says "come here stupid kid". That's why he remembers his uncle always saying it. (This is a joke BTW)
@GoneGYT 2 жыл бұрын
His description of the feeling is pretty spot on imo. My first tattoo is in almost the same spot and it was basically as described. A bit of vibration from the tattoo gun and the slightest poking feeling where the needle was.
@colinhowe4345 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this in my Ancient Greece lecture. Got my priorities straight
@harl3quinn 2 жыл бұрын
What's Selene the Goddess of? *WHAT IS SHE THE GODDESS OF, COLIN?*
@NickC_222 2 жыл бұрын
"How much does it hurt" is a super common question, and as someone with quite a few tattoos I think what Michael said about the pain gravitating toward the opposite end of the spectrum from where you start is really sound. I don't have any tattoos on any crazy painful spots like the ribs (so I hear,) or, I assume, bottom of the foot (that seems unpleasant, to say the lease,) but the best common thing I can compare tattoo pain to is probably a brush burn, like when you fell off your bike and scraped your knee. To me it feels just like that. Granted, I'm talking about tattoo pain after the ink is in and I'm walking out the door, or maybe after an hour or two. It's hard, in retrospect, to gauge the level of pain during the procedure because endorphins, and I kind of enjoy mild pain because of endorphins. So I wouldn't really trust myself to rate the ante-procedure pain levels, post-procedure, but I can say it's really not too bad. I never quit partway, anyway. The most important thing to consider is that pain is 100% subjective, and 100% in your head, literally. Studies have shown all kinds of _fascinating_ things about how expectations drastically influence and augment actual pain levels. So your expectations will absolutely affect your experience of that pain. If you tell yourself "OH, GOD, THIS IS UNBEARABLE!" then it's definitely gonna hurt more, just like any and all pain. If you actually slow down and kinda step back in the moment and judge the sensation honestly, detached from the experience, then you'll probably find that it's more than bearable, especially if you're really sure of the design and you really, genuinely like it, and aren't afraid on any level that you may regret it later on down the road. That kind of thing really can influence pain level, surprisingly. Brains and minds and pain are all really weird things that way.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@kimmanning4989 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Exactly that. We say road rash.
@matwashington2784 2 жыл бұрын
When Jason mentioned that his Uncle kept saying it, was it his Uncle Ben?
@jeffbrownstain 2 жыл бұрын
Only thing that uncle is good for is the mushrooms he can grow
@barrothontherocks3325 2 жыл бұрын
i don't think the ready rice guy ever said that
@elliebeeb 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this, thanks for sharing this moment and process with us!
@andie_pants 2 жыл бұрын
Unexpected benefit of shaving one's arm: bar/festival wrist bands don't have any hair to rip out. It's wonderful!
@atozed.photography 2 жыл бұрын
I suggested this on twitter ages ago! So glad they went through with a tattoo episode responsibly lol
@50calpal1 2 жыл бұрын
just got my Korean tour tattoo a few weeks ago. the spark is alight and seeing you get one made my day!
@50calpal1 2 жыл бұрын
@@burritodog3634 lots of chem gear exercises, eating local food and drinking local booze. made excellent friends and great memories.
@50calpal1 2 жыл бұрын
@@burritodog3634 that little red frog is quite the gambler
@stiansberg7869 2 жыл бұрын
His voice... that tattoo guy. Who does he remind me of? Great voice. Reminds me of someone and I can't place it.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
People say Kyle Kinane and Brian Posehn, but if you think of someone let me know!
@jasonlovi8745 2 жыл бұрын
3:58 honestly I respect that. It should not be the Tattoo artist's responsibility to talk you out of a tattoo.
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I’m more than glad to offer my opinions or suggestions, but my clients are adults and it’s their tattoo to wear. Ultimately in the end of I don’t feel comfortable doing it, I don’t have to, but that doesn’t happen too often.
@liamfoskett5220 2 жыл бұрын
I won't spoil it what Jason's "uncle" used to say but holy god, that's the nerdiest shit
@charliehudgens7757 2 жыл бұрын
🕸
@lokithecat7225 2 жыл бұрын
Magnum Cum Potato!
@raver377 2 жыл бұрын
as a general rule of thumb for pain with tattoo's: the closer the area your getting a tattoo on is to bones the more painfull it is, ofc there are soft spots that arent close to bones but will hurt like crazy but as i said rule of thumb i got my first and sofar only tattoo on my chest and im a skinny guy so i could feel the pain go up when it was right above the ribs and go down to a more then manageable level when it was between the ribs, also some advice my tattoo artist gave me: have a good a hearty meal and drink alot of water before hand
@Thearmorer89 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club! Now to go from wanting one tattoo to wanting ONE tattoo!
@NowhereManTK 2 жыл бұрын
I want the video of Allison seeing the tattoo for the first time 😈
@jaxman682 2 жыл бұрын
So this was less about the "Do's and Don'ts" and all that and more about just the process. So honestly, lots of factors go into tattoos. The main things you should know, is first shop around. If you're in an area that has several tattoo parlors, don't hesitate to go in and chat with some employees. Helps you find out if you can trust them with something that will be on you for a long time, and usually get an idea of their artwork. Also try to have a clear image of what you want, be it a doodle/drawing or a picture. Giving the artist some room for creativity isn't bad but it's better to have at least a solid idea. As for pain, that's subjective but it's also known that certain areas will be more painful than others so just remember that. Lastly the big don't for a tattoo, is a person's name, well specifically a significant other. Relatives who have passed away or your children, is perfectly acceptable and most artists will go through with it no problem. Trying to get your wife/husband isn't great idea, and a girlfriend/boyfriend is even worse.
@noah0bean 2 жыл бұрын
perfect timing! getting my first tattoo in 5 days!
@777jaren 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club!!!
@acecomics150 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he asked Jason if he told the missus and then the Dune Agony Box ad popped, pretty fitting
@ZackBlackwood97 2 жыл бұрын
Jason's officially Great with Power. Now does that mean he has powerful greatness or if you give him Power, like electricity, he's just Great at it
@MrSchism 2 жыл бұрын
I was nervous to get my first tattoo, despite it being my best friend who was the artist. The pain was akin to a sunburn. It took my family two weeks to notice my left firearm had a sigil on it.
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
I had my first on my chest, it tickled
@mattpayne3807 2 жыл бұрын
Great with power. Pretty great choice for a first tattoo.
@ComradePhoenix 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, thanks for the content warning about the needles!
@khianjoshabesamis9608 2 жыл бұрын
Now Brian has to get a tattoo of “Lardo Et Ova”, which is basically “Bacon And Eggs”.
@AnymMusic 2 жыл бұрын
next episode, Jason gets cybernetic implants
@WombatSlug 2 жыл бұрын
My kinds both got tattoos a couple of years ago in memory of their mother. We flew to Indiana to have them done by their uncle’s tattoo artist. Their uncle passed away three years before that. My son’s was more elaborate and was about a three hour session, whereas my daughters took about an hour.
@garfieldbrooks6126 2 жыл бұрын
"Great with power" that's pretty good, I'm going to have to remember that.
@zigarettenbruch6999 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't done tattoos in like 15 years... It's crazy how far things have come!
@Doodlebob563 2 жыл бұрын
I've never personally done a tattoo but I've been around them a fair bit and I thought the same thing. The cordless gun alone has to be a huge improvement!
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
They really have come a long way, and yes, being wireless is pretty sweet sometimes!
@wlwlvr 2 жыл бұрын
The World's Greatest Con is an amazing podcast. When can we expect season 2?
@owentyson78 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to get mine
@mathyou9 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, while watching, I literally said "Comic Sans" at the exact same time as Brian did! LOL!
@mrentity2210 2 жыл бұрын
With great power comes great current squared times resistance...
@theshevanel 2 жыл бұрын
Much like when I got my first tattoo on the bottom of my wrist, it seems Jason also is a natural masochist in his placement choice. Lmao. I remember my artist being like "is this your first tattoo? And you want it there? You know that's gonna hurt like hell right?" I remember telling him after a couple minutes that it actually felt quite cathartic, kinda like a razor blade dragging across my skin. Ironically enough I was never a self harmer even though I had cut myself a couple times just out of morbid curiosity, but I'm kinda surprised it never stuck with how similar and cathartic the tattoo felt. 🤷🏻♀️
@loppydisk 2 жыл бұрын
The pain depends on the person, also fatty tissues hurts the least, on bone it hurts the most and where the muscle connects hurts more. Then the artist touch is a factor.
@TheBowdy666 2 жыл бұрын
Was a great podcast wish there was more
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
Hoping to do a follow up sometime 🙏
@MrJack-lp8dm 2 жыл бұрын
I like the music at the start
@gabehurd7569 2 жыл бұрын
Like many other commenters, I recently got a tattoo (2 months ago at this moment) and I can say that it goes by way quicker than you realize, and hurts less than you'd think. Mine felt like putting an electric toothbrush (one that doesn't spin) against my skin. Felt fine, just got slightly irritating the longer it went on. But not to the point where I ever had to stop. Going to be getting a full sleeve on the other arm soon, so that'll be fun to see.
@dozone6043 2 жыл бұрын
Murphy is now one of us... one of us- one of us-one of us
@punklover99 Жыл бұрын
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
@robashley8216 2 жыл бұрын
Best way I can describe the needle on the skin is like a very direct sunburn, mostly just annoying depending on your pain tolerance and how much work is getting done. It never gets any better, you just know what to expect and roll with it
@CheeseTaterson 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I always just assumed one of you already had ink lol. Most likely Brian.
@SereneMadnesschannel 2 жыл бұрын
"Highest Distinction with Potential" did I get it.. Nice My Best Brother
@alekryde 2 жыл бұрын
The best way I've been able to describe the feeling of getting a tattoo, is that yeah, it hurts. But it isn't unbearable. The artist I regularly go to, is kinda heavy handed, but he does amazing work. Shout out to Beloved Family. With the exception of my first tattoo, all of my sessions have lasted several hours, with my longest being 16 hours, with a few short breaks for a snack and cigarette. Honestly, I'd say the buzz of the machine is the most nerve wracking part about it. For anyone that wants a tattoo, I'd say think about what you want, and where you want it. Do a bit of research on artists in your area, and when you find an artist that you want to work with. Talk to them, and listen to them, then get it done.
@DeltaFoxtrotII 2 жыл бұрын
Getting text is always fun. One of mine is a block of text and I spent a few hours while they kept doing the letters to make sure the letters stayed.
@jordanheaton 2 жыл бұрын
This was interesting to see, as I just got my 3rd tattoo a few days ago. xD
@reggiep75 2 жыл бұрын
Brian, in a game of one-upmanship, is getting a starfish.... on his starfish!! 😮😮😂😂😂😂 As for my personal experience with tattooing, I could only describe it as a hot razor blade or shaving your face with a blunt razor requiring more pressure. After 5-6 minutes of the tattooing 'tool' (I'll not say GXN cos of keywords) buzzing away and the dragging feeling I eased into a chill zone and let the outlining continue. My only issue was the magnum shading needles with my tattoo which felt like I was a chicken being carved up 🥴 and took time to get used to.
@spyrovapes1769 2 жыл бұрын
The pain is kind of hard to explain because everyone has their own pain tolerance & also depending where the tattoo is. Also, it depends if the artist is heavy handed or light handed.
@roberttownsend8225 2 жыл бұрын
Way to go Murph!
@thehoodratmessiah 2 жыл бұрын
I love getting tattooed i find it really relaxing.
@TitaniusAnglesmith 2 жыл бұрын
Kyle Hill recently made a video about how tattoos work incase anyone wants to know.
@shellbournian 2 жыл бұрын
please tell me that you were listening to K Flay because you're gonna have her on the show to teach us how to program beats and rap at the same time.
@skepticallypwnd 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of my life goals! - Modern Rogue Editing Supervisor
@akakscase 2 жыл бұрын
Now I want another tattoo. Thanks. 😄
@itbejohnnyt 2 жыл бұрын
Best way I can put getting a tattoo is like having the worst sunburn and then someone scratching it. That's not of course always the same constant feel because a 6 hour tattoo is going to be way different than a 2-3 hour tattoo and fully depending on the location.
@ourliftedlifestyle2641 2 жыл бұрын
The infamous Bearded Gentleman! The one and only Michael Williams!
@BeardedGentleman 2 жыл бұрын
My dude 🙏
@leavemealone930 2 жыл бұрын
Jason really put the word "Cum" on his arm without thinking about the ramifications
@michaeldaigle7207 2 жыл бұрын
I've gotten 3, and 2 of them are probably a bit bigger than 10"x6", one is a black and grey phoenix that takes up most of the top of my forearm and the other is my les paul also black and grey and it takes up a lot of my calf. The 3rd one was my first tattoo ever, a tree of life and its probably 3-4 inches square. I don't care for the one on my calf, my most recent. My forearm is my favorite. Tattoos don't really hurt in the traditional sense, its more like a hot pressure with buzzing, kinda like electricity but more physical. My tattoos are mostly all shader, with a little bit of liner and liner actually hurts. I can sit through multiple hour stretches of shader no problem but as soon as we hit the linework im sweating. There are also just more sensitive parts of an area that can hurt, like i thought the underside of the forearm was more painful that the top, and in the muscle of the calf really sucked at times. But like 80% of my time getting tattooed was chill, just felt like someone was drawing on me a little too hard, just jammin out to metal, talking to the artist. I'd recommend the experience if your health and financial situations allow it.
@justinmcwilliams6759 2 жыл бұрын
I've found that Aquaphor works the best.
@shadowascelin1926 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this while trying to find a good tattoo artist for my second tattoo. First being on my bicep and it was super relaxing. Felt like a buzzing feeling with scratching. The scratching feeling went away as soon as the needles left the skin.
@dyllan9242 2 жыл бұрын
“You’ve told the misses right” priceless
@angelakaalex8643 2 жыл бұрын
I personally think the best way to describe the pain of getting a tattoo is like a light cat scratch, so it'll hurt more on the inside of limbs then on the outside, for example the inside of the forearm where your veins are vs your shoulder
@jeredmaret2200 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Spider-Man reference
@gaza102289 2 жыл бұрын
Starts mentioning different fonts My brain: WINDINGS
@reggiep75 2 жыл бұрын
WINGDINGS - 🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎. 😂😂😂
@christophersteel9390 2 жыл бұрын
I have 3 tattoos one on my chest, one on my wrist and a big one on my shoulder, the chest tattoo was the most painful but my shoulder was the least even though its the biggest, most areas will be more painful then others but I always enjoyed the process like once you get one tattoo you'll want another and another haha
@Eldritch-Lemon 2 жыл бұрын
One tattoo that I thought looked cool was a landscape where it goes across your forearms when you hands are linked so it's just a long scene
@Spideryote 2 жыл бұрын
I see that SLAYER inspired shirt in the credits
@faithdorey5919 2 жыл бұрын
I was so ready to spell rogue when you did the ad read but y'all had to be like "Gottem!"
@stalelemonproduction Жыл бұрын
I only have 1 tattoo right now and it was cause a friend of mine is learning and I wanna give them safe practice
@Azurko 2 жыл бұрын
I got my forearm done at the end of August and dear lord that hurt like hell. When I got my upper arms done, I barely felt it (fell asleep in my first one).
@BurnedJello 2 жыл бұрын
The worst spots are places that tickle or right over bones. My chest was the worst and then my arm when it got closer to my armpit
@Brianjr-pc7he 2 жыл бұрын
The Tattoo artist looks like jason from another universe
@TheRavenParty 2 жыл бұрын
Is that "With great power"? Did he get half an Uncle Ben quote on his arm in Latin?
@Tunkkis 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when my dad got his second or third tattoo, he had this patch of plastic wrap taped across his chest or back.
@ognotapussyslayer5917 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't have expected Brian to remember semi-obscure Windows fonts like Copperplate Gothic by name AND actually get the style right. As a Graphic Designer, I'm extremely proud. How about some Cooper STD or Curlz? Lmao
@yungpm 2 жыл бұрын
Carnigecondensedregular
@ashgray7352 2 жыл бұрын
The fact auto captions censored the middle word in the tattoo made me giggle
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