@Gggmanlives 5 жыл бұрын
I apologize in advance for my terrible voice impressions.
@vaultrant2499 5 жыл бұрын
You owe us atleast 5 shwacked jokes.
@marksavoy7076 5 жыл бұрын
I want money
@rdm0108 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 100% Italian and 25% French and I'm offended that you apologized. Never ever apologize. PAISAN!!!!!!!!
@accountname7425 5 жыл бұрын
Gave me a nais little chuckle
@blackT1E 5 жыл бұрын
That's more accurate than that one JTF guy from the division with the mob boss talk.
@user-gm8ds7lc1t 5 жыл бұрын
Aussie guy impersonating Italian mafioso. Prime time of English language.
@imcharming4808 5 жыл бұрын
滝川洋平 truly a wild time to be alive.
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
Oi bruv I'm Walkin 'ere!
@beyondbackwater4933 4 жыл бұрын
@@xmm-cf5eg That's a London accent.
@cslantz4020 4 жыл бұрын
Chinese man being able to use KZfaq through a VPN. Prime time of China.
@user-gm8ds7lc1t 4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Turtle I meant of Australian guy Aussie.
@Lord_Deimos 5 жыл бұрын
Came for the 'SHIET', stayed for the American-Italian accent.
@battlion507 5 жыл бұрын
Liked for the DSP laugh.
@T--kq3pj 5 жыл бұрын
CHIEcago enforser
@OfficialDJSoru 5 жыл бұрын
I came for the "SCHWACKED!"
@metalmugen 5 жыл бұрын
@@battlion507 ackackackackackackackack
@salokin3087 5 жыл бұрын
I'm always impressed how many janky, charming and terrible FPS' still out there, hidden among the filth
@lucaspereirahmj 5 жыл бұрын
I'm making a marathon playing all FPS that i can get that launched for PC from 2000 until now (some games is impossible to get because they just vanish from the face of the earth), and i know exaclty what ou saying, actually, the world of low budget fps is the deepweb of the FPS
@Gruntvc 5 жыл бұрын
Plus no microtransactions, loot boxes (I mean "Surprise Mechanics"), season passes, cut content for dlc or pre order bonuses, and no political baloney.
@Crankiebox99 5 жыл бұрын
Genome Soldat it’s not an invasion it’s surprise democracy
@alexl2475 5 жыл бұрын
I played through Nitro Family off the back of his review. It was awful.
@Gruntvc 5 жыл бұрын
@Lucas-Enigma, Civvie11 recently covered a Russian made jank FPS called 'Kreed.' Makes Chicago Enforcer look like an 8/10 game by comparison.
@ChocolatePancakeMan 5 жыл бұрын
When Gman of all people, a man who plays some of the worst games of all time just to torture himself, calls this game the worst of the worst, you know he's right.
@sanjaykrishnannair8153 4 жыл бұрын
I first played this game when I was like 10 years old, and it was a mind blowing experience. It was actually quite frustrating sometimes, but I got through the game. I still don't understand what the icepick was used for in the game....melee? It didnt even happen...not even once!
@hauntedheathen2732 5 жыл бұрын
I know youre a decently popular reviewer, but I didn't know you had the budget to star the real Robert DeNiro in your review
@nikky8000 5 жыл бұрын
"Let me just subtly place this giant bag with dollar bills hanging out of it on the police chief's desk, I'm sure no one will say anything."
@skankyassmarty220 5 жыл бұрын
"Then I'm going downstairs to the cells and gun down a prisoner. No one will ever connect the two."
@Larry 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you should have ended with the review with "hey, forgettabout this game" Total wasted opportunity :D
@rubberchix 4 жыл бұрын
oh shut up
@KnakuanaRka 3 жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣xD
@mikewazowski7024 2 жыл бұрын
tbh the ending he had was pretty good,
@geemcspankinson 5 жыл бұрын
Next: The Stalin Subway
@nickd3631 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@flippedoutkyrii 5 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck yes. That game has such janky bunnyhopping.
@OlujaDoTokija 5 жыл бұрын
Stalin Subway is nothing. He should review Modern Warrior Special Tactics aka Specnaz 2
@midge_gender_solek3314 5 жыл бұрын
I like how it has ballistics for frag grenades, and it has bullet curves, but for whatever reason they're inversed (if you're far away you need to shoot below the target to hit it). It's lots of fun, when it's not crashing.
@demizson576 5 жыл бұрын
Make that 'Stalin Subway 2' ! :)
@StillGotShit4Brains 5 жыл бұрын
They just stole NOLF 2 assets??
@raphael8951 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah man It's identical
@baifomet6425 5 жыл бұрын
You can tell it's the same engine after watching the bodies falling downstaits mechanics.
@odinsplaygrounds 5 жыл бұрын
If they licensed the engine legally - which I assume is the case - there was probably some free assets included. But regardless it's lazy to not even bother to reskin it to make it look somewhat different / unique to this game.
@BarrowX 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like they made the M1911A1 and BAR models, and recolored the sniper rifle.
@readyplayerone5220 5 жыл бұрын
The HUD is more like NOLF 1.
@SS-Sovereign 5 жыл бұрын
You've just got to love those jabs at DSP you keep throwing in every so often.
@spicymeatpaul307 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing he could do dood
@AgniFirePunch 5 жыл бұрын
Why am I toxic?
@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 5 жыл бұрын
DSP is so gout ridden he doesn't even feel it
@AgniFirePunch 5 жыл бұрын
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 his diabetes killed all feeling in his foot or he would be writhing in pain from super gout
@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 5 жыл бұрын
@@AgniFirePunch god, super gout. Couldn't even imagine. He probably doesn't even know he has super gout, poor bastard
@pippo17173 5 жыл бұрын
Video game logic. Police: *Gun fire being aim at a defenseless person* Eh nothing to see here. Police: *Seeing the person arming himself* wait that is illegal.
@king0vitrial 4 жыл бұрын
It's literally the antithesis of U.S. law
@Ogryska 5 жыл бұрын
Sees default No one lives forever UI YEAAA this one is gonna be good
@khorkhi7107 5 жыл бұрын
I saw you 2 years ago on some comment lol
@LaFemme6345 4 жыл бұрын
Khorkhi how the fuck do you remember
@violentmnky 5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd hear an Australian do an Andrew Dice Clay impression. It was beautiful. My life is complete now.
@evilpimp2475 4 жыл бұрын
Mob enforcer actually sounds like a badass game if it was done correctly, something similar to the hitman series with less sneaking and more shooting
@ninjafrog6966 Жыл бұрын
I mean in hitman, you can still get through every level by shooting your way through
@radiohead93 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the mix of an Australian accent and a mobster Italian accent just comes out sounding South African.
@NebLleb 5 жыл бұрын
"That's all you're gettin', _beach!"_ (Cue Tourette's guy sound)
@RexcorJ 5 жыл бұрын
"Ey Needles, Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!" *BRRRAPAPAPRRRRRAP* "...And a Happy New Year."
@user-db2vx8fd4c 5 жыл бұрын
What is it with you and DSP 1:21 hahaha do you have some sort of love-hate-relationship with him?
@UttRConcrete 5 жыл бұрын
He probably used dsps video
@JefOliveira90 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, the ackackack is everywhere now! haaaaaaalp!
@kg_canuck 3 жыл бұрын
I love how your videos just... end. No frills, just a final line and a fade to black. Good shit
@voislavjankovic8732 5 жыл бұрын
I would "recommend" WW2 Combat: Road to Berlin/Iwo Jima. A pair of low budget ww2 fps games on a similar level of jank.
@SpecShadow 5 жыл бұрын
now that gave me some flashbacks!
@waybachwin1747 4 жыл бұрын
I used to love this game, reminds me of when my mom would watch me play. I miss her, died 2 years ago. :/
@monsterhunter66 Жыл бұрын
I offer my sincerest condolences.
@80xlulz 3 жыл бұрын
The one good part is that the voice actor of Dimitri - yeah, that Dimitri from Sly Cooper - was in this game.
@main_stream_media_is_a_joke 5 жыл бұрын
Despite the jank, these wonky games have more charm than some recent AAA games.
@slutbunwallah 5 жыл бұрын
Was about to say. This seems better than Young Blood to which he was very lenient imo.
@main_stream_media_is_a_joke 5 жыл бұрын
Cassius Allen YB is puke inducing. WTF was Machinegames thinking with the slant that they gave to BJ's story arc??
@slutbunwallah 5 жыл бұрын
@@main_stream_media_is_a_joke Not to cry bloody murder but I suspect the same that has been happening with a whole bunch of entertainment media. This infestation of micro transactions being the core while story and game mechanics are built around it. Just heard they had a patch stopping people from levelling up faster. But ignore other obvious faults.
@main_stream_media_is_a_joke 5 жыл бұрын
Cassius Allen Consumers who pre order, purchase the product day 1, week 1 are the reason why this nonsense is so prevalent. Seriously why can't people just wait for 1 week BEFORE making any purchase descision? The major AAA publishers know their consumers impulsive mindset VERY WELL, so these shenanigans keep morphing and take even more crazy forms. The number of high quality old(ish) games that most of us have pretty much ensure that we can't be held hostage to the new game monetization nonsense. It's kids with daddy's credit card within easy reach and "whales" who are the target. It will be very interesting to see what happens to the AAA gaming scene in the coming years.
@randomguy6679 5 жыл бұрын
At least it's entertaining
@AwaadhM 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you went through the entire game in this video. Absolutely hilarious.
@sargentfoxy155 4 жыл бұрын
Mob Enforcer: I am a bad game Hunt Down The Freeman: hold my beer
@Fawltykog 5 жыл бұрын
DSP's laugh should be in every game when you snuff it.
@danielthomas7193 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Needles, have some of my homemade alfredo sauce straight from the tap!"
@gregormcscrungus9727 5 жыл бұрын
Even those “Slenderman Must Die” games are better.
@sharksavage 5 жыл бұрын
"Drinking food colouring then marvelling that your piss is a different shade of yellow" Am in hysterics
@TRIIGGAVELLI 5 жыл бұрын
Ok I'll make a deal with you, NEVER do a Chicago accent again and I'll never do an Aussie accent. Deal?
@insanejughead 5 жыл бұрын
Mmm... Gonads, syrup, and fireants in the same sentence. Ah, the memories.
@PedroYippeekayaye 2 жыл бұрын
You did an impression of an Aussie gangster, an Italian American gangster, then just a straight ethnically Italian gangster. Day made.
@BagofMilk 5 жыл бұрын
Trying to think of FPS games from my childhood to recommend but you've reviewed literally all of them...
@sleepalaska 5 жыл бұрын
die hard vendetta
@sebastianfransson8133 5 жыл бұрын
DarksydePhil's laugh in the beginning LMAO
@blackflame4506 5 жыл бұрын
Damn after watching this review, I kinda want to pop in Mafia 2 for some reason. Has anyone play Mafia 2? such a good game and very underrated. Oh btw thanks for the video GMan
@yuvalcohen356 5 жыл бұрын
Mafia 2 is good but after playing the original mafia you wont want to play 2 again
@ggthtrhr 5 жыл бұрын
It's a good game but the first half of the game si more like a walking/driving simulator and it lacks action, dont get me wrong i liked the game only i expected more action from it.
@yuvalcohen356 5 жыл бұрын
@@ggthtrhr you are right about the first part but i think the slow starts helps to create a better expiriance
@teh_supar_hackr 5 жыл бұрын
This game felt like it was trying to be the next Mafia game, but failing hard. It makes me want to try Mafia.
@ggthtrhr 5 жыл бұрын
@@yuvalcohen356 i agree, it helps with the story and all but the game was short and from what i know they scraped so many good ideas out of the game. They included some missions in the DLC's
@TrollParty97 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear your thoughts on Shellshock 2
@harbingerdown9877 5 жыл бұрын
TrollParty97 yeah boy
@shortinos 5 жыл бұрын
Any chance you could review Armed and Dangerous? It was a third person shooter on original xbox with wacky weapons. Thanks sonnny jim.
@BorNeoProg 5 жыл бұрын
This was the first PC game I had played in my own PC, along with Counter Strike Condition Zero Deleted Scenes. Back then, I really enjoyed these games. Now looking back while watching this review made me realise how lackluster they really were. Thanks a lot for this unusual retro review. This game still has some old charm and one of my favourite main menu soundtracks.
@discipleofsound4565 3 жыл бұрын
Bought this for the Xbox when I was a young lad in love with gangster movies and the like. Pretty spot on review; I remember being really weirded out by the lack of music. At least I only payed 5 bucks
@pecadorr93 5 жыл бұрын
I see that cumulative playthrough of these kind of games made you deranged. Pls more content like this
@wadmodderschalton5763 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact, Touchdown Entertainment was the subsidiary of Monolith Productions that handled the development and licensing of the LithTech Engine until they closed down in the early-2010s, a couple of years after Monolith was bought out by Warner Bros. Mob Enforcer was also the only game that they developed.
@DSPsWifesBF 3 күн бұрын
Rip Monolith :/
@TeslaChad 5 жыл бұрын
When you said “Chicago Enforcer” it sounded like “Shit Cargo Enforcer”
@RsKnDR0991 3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he did that on purpose lol
@seva809 5 жыл бұрын
0:21 I thought you said "The *Sheet*cago Enforcer" when I first heard that.
@pieminator6969 5 жыл бұрын
1:21 *_Bugged laughter mechanics_*
@wishiwascooler 5 жыл бұрын
I remember reading a review for this in (I think) game informer back in high school (around 2004). It was memorable to me because it was the first time I really saw someone write a game review in a magazine that thoroughly trashed the game. The guy called it a steaming pile of shit. It was glorious.
@odinsplaygrounds 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting on NOLF3. God damn I love the first 2 games.
@SpecShadow 5 жыл бұрын
never gonna happen, not these day where politics leaks everywhere not in modern world where comedy is dead and humor is dry&edgy NOLF have style that no AAA (and most indies) would recreate in a million years
@MILDMONSTER1234 5 жыл бұрын
About as likely as fear 4
@Gruntvc 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, not gonna happen. Monolith Productions is not the same company who made NOLF, Fear, Blood, AVP2, Condemned, and Shogo. Most of the devs responsible for those games left Monolith. And everything went downhill after Warner Bros bought Monolith. No way they'd allow them to make a solid single player game free of greed, politics, and bad game design now.
@kveller555 5 жыл бұрын
It's also important to note that the IP is lost in oblivion. Nightdive tried to get the rights and got nowhere.
@VenrezvonVyntari 5 жыл бұрын
Best bit of the video was repeatedly smacking Needles. Ay, Pachino~! Also the jabs at DSP. He's an awful, awful, awful cretin.
@interpol007 5 жыл бұрын
Touchdown (Monolith)...AKA the guys that made SHOGO and FEAR....Da Fuq?
@h1tsc4n40 4 жыл бұрын
"heya needles, get a load-a this enforsah!"
@Equus21 4 жыл бұрын
"Fart flavored air freshener." - Gman Lives
@namelotsofnumbers 5 жыл бұрын
The way they fall down the stairs at 0:35 is actually pretty cool, tbh. Much better than in most games where they just slide down them like its a ramp
@midge_gender_solek3314 5 жыл бұрын
Play "Sniper: Path of Vengeance". It's like this one, but more buggy and absurd. Definitely worth a try!
@EvilNbc 5 жыл бұрын
That DSP laugh , freaking hilarious
@masterneme 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah another video from my favourite world class voice actor! 😆
@robohunter35 8 ай бұрын
That game was one of my childhood games
@father042 5 жыл бұрын
This makes Contract JACK look like a masterpiece
@pchtommy1268 3 жыл бұрын
except contract jack wasnt all that bad it was even my childhood
@polyesterlynx2479 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Gman. I'm now off to the shops for several bottles of blue food colouring.
@sad-death 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this game when I was a kid, it mystified the mobster legend. But as I have gotten older I often think about this game, it is shite, which is sad. I really enjoyed the whole I am a right hand man aspect of the game, but after playing really good shooters such as DOOM. I've come to realize this game is nothing like it.
@sayak4253 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I loved being Al Capone's right hand man. The gameplay was kinda shit I know.
@axa993 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta review Project IGI and IGI2. Worth getting into.
@tylerdeskins7715 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, "look at how they massacred my boy." That shit cracked me up.
@dogquin1001 5 жыл бұрын
Over the years your videos have improved so much, it’s been such a journey to see your transformation
@GenjiHarada Жыл бұрын
My dad bought me this years ago and I remember trying to 100% to unlock an ice pick weapon? Never found out if it was true
@bruh-vi8kr 5 жыл бұрын
You should become a professional voice actor
@totara3463 5 жыл бұрын
I love the comedy in your videos, they're getting better after each upload
@mechasentai 3 жыл бұрын
Looool that goodfella impression was perfect! Don't know you had it in you Gman.
@Synthetic-Rabbit Жыл бұрын
It's a small thing but "bullet proof vests" or "bullet proof anything" really wasn't a thing in this time period.
@merces47letifer4 5 жыл бұрын
Your Italian-American sounds like Ninja from Die Antwood 😆👍
@mortmortmort8908 5 жыл бұрын
You know what's funny is a long time ago my dad actually bought this game from the crappy jewel case games you find at target or office max, and he actually really enjoyed it. IIRC, he actually finished it, which was really surprising to me, I don't think I ever saw him finish a game. Never played it myself, but I didn't think it was awful. This should be a fun video.
@ReiKaz 5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see go deeper and deeper into FPS shooters. As a fan i digged and tried soo many of them. Most really bad, still trying enjoy somehow, but not completing most of them. But you mate, finishing and making awesome reviews! Keep up with a good work, there is many old less known, even almost unknown shooters to shoot!
@Reizorblei 5 жыл бұрын
Would be great to do a video about Mortyr series (The mirage media ones). The first one capped a 30fps to not running it in a ridiculously fast speed in a modern PC
@SerathDarklands 4 ай бұрын
Gman plays trash so we don't have to. What an absolute legend.
@UVtec 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, now I want to hear a full review with that great voice impression of yours.
@SeedyL 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I had escaped DSP. Dammit.
@justinl8791 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Needles, it's-a muh balls in ya mouth." I died.😂
@scottl.1568 4 жыл бұрын
@4:35 -- I hate this "cops only care when YOU commit crimes" shit in GTA V, too
@harbingerdown9877 5 жыл бұрын
Great Vid man. Die Hard Vendetta next? Or Legendary?
@aniki6575 5 жыл бұрын
Talking about the mob, DID YOU SEE THE IRISHMANS TRAILER?!?
@Gggmanlives 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh. It looks fucking amazing.
@ThoRCX 5 жыл бұрын
Was this game supposed to be a NOLF2 mod? Weapons, HUD, sound FX, and even some objects like the wooden door, shelf, chairs etc.. are just ripped from NOLF. How lazy.
@MrSevoliciouS 4 жыл бұрын
Mate the voice impressions are fucking great! I love your content, keep it up!
@raw_dah 2 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this when I was at 9th grade and thought I was okay. Like "okay 👍🏽".
@MaxOrange 5 жыл бұрын
the enemies can bribe the officers. it's a legit game feature and not an oversight by an incompetent dev team who steal assets
@NGMonocrom 4 жыл бұрын
Cultural differences ~ A touchdown is a term in American football. Player crosses the goal line with the ball. He's scored a Touchdown.
@icky_thump 5 жыл бұрын
"Running on the Jupiter engine" I thought the gun sounds, reload animations, and HUD all looked very NOLF-like...
@christianj1569 5 жыл бұрын
' you are empty' should definitely be your next pick, i kind of love it though :-) anyway, great reviews, mandatory by now, you're by far the next best avgn
@Ryanska_u 5 жыл бұрын
No one lives forever 3 looks bad
@madisonbailey2564 5 жыл бұрын
Who else got the DSP cameo?
@xthe_nojx5820 5 жыл бұрын
Does DSP mean Darkside Phil?
@madisonbailey2564 5 жыл бұрын
@@xthe_nojx5820 yup
@xthe_nojx5820 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, kindly.
@AncientElectronics 5 жыл бұрын
At 2:27 I love how the guy phases through the door and then kicks it open.
@brysolationprime 5 жыл бұрын
The impressions made this video for me. Thank you for uploading this you wonderful bastard.
@badnewsbruner 5 жыл бұрын
That tommy gun muzzle flash is gonna give me a migraine.
@ggthtrhr 5 жыл бұрын
Next: Scarface The World Is Yours ! (keep up the mafia-themed content)
@tzeentchanarchitect809 5 жыл бұрын
LoL I remember starting this game in some internet gaming cafe back in the day. Quit on the first level, I don't think I even killed somebody.
@dertazamane8765 5 жыл бұрын
Enemies spawning from nowhere? You should try Wolfschanze 1944 Remastered, it is a #badgame
@mkultraenjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
Tf were those impressions, Im use too terrible accents being from nyc but that was something else gman
@ChrisLeoThomas 5 жыл бұрын
How suitable, both this and "The Irishman" teaser were released at around the same time 😂
@CrizzyEyes 5 жыл бұрын
I died at the DSP laugh. Thank you, sir.
@GravitronGaming Жыл бұрын
I thought you said "shit town enforcer" I had to play it back to understand what ya said
@NARATO0 5 жыл бұрын
I love how everytime he dies he adds DSP audio in his editing.
@Underqualified_Gunman 5 жыл бұрын
it would be really cool to see an old school style FPS with you as gangster fighting the cops/organized criminals. lots of potential for cool old school style secrets in a mafia run area.
@LuxuriousInterior 5 жыл бұрын
Picked up an sealed copy a few days ago for 50 cents, it's going right next to my copy of The Guy Game
Chris
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