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😂😅😅 👏

haha🙄😑

You got that one😂😂👏

Now we need a Russian and we got the strongest trio.

😂😂😂

Bruh! 😂

You’re ridiculous

People from florida and australia are the natural predators of alligators. Its so majestic seein them in action lol

NO damns, RECORDEMOS VER PREDICCIONES BÍBLICAS POR CIERTO.

*Australian

@@iamlouis1495 one of them is Australian. Not the guy recording. 😑

Nah nah nah Both Australian & Florida

@@aytocarambaaysosiamba9822 that's the Australians lizard

@@danielaghaei2001 their both Aussie okay maybe the other guy is American

Mfw the croc decides to be a *person*

Damnnnn

They’re Aussies, the crocodile is fearful 🔥

He waiting for the camera to be cut off so he gobble them up without any witnesses.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I mean Australians use dollars too so...

I thought their currency was called didgerydoos!

@@Bolognabeef I thought it was as called Oceanus

@@rudigerhouston6270 wtf? 😂 😂

@@rudigerhouston6270 I’m Australian, it’s actually Dollarydoo’s

Omg same!

Ikr, I jumped when he moved lol

Me too I thought it was fake

That's the danger, most people who die from crocs die due to mistaking them for film props and attempting to ride or take selfies with them.

Me too lol

Holding a Razor Fang even.

Now to find an alola one...

Nah just a grasstype

Verdade

and death roll time!!

And the death roll emotion damage

@@prestonjared6753 if there's anything left lol 😆

Emotional roll damage 😂

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👍

Haha. 😂

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Iba a decir algo

Lol he’d be meat rich 😂

😅😅😅😅jiae

Now we just need a Russian man to join the mix

Sexy pictures 😅😅😅

ultimate collab? i dont know about that. matt right pretty chill. his shows not bad. jays voice and energy is annoying as hell. takes away from core content.

Same same

@@sandcake1772 I even know who do you mean exactly kzfaq.infolSxeV4y3csw?feature=share

l think it’s covered in algae or whatever is on top of the water. Would be dope if they looked that green all the time.

@@ejbarbs7873 wonder if it's bad for them.

@@alextogo8367 they live in swamps and wetlands. It’s not.

Honestly I thought it was fake; damn near jumped the first time it moved 😂

Look at that merky ass water he's in lol

That is just algae and stuff

​@@themightycrixus1131 "That has to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" "That's just makeup and stuff" I'm sorry dude, but you really do be replying like that💀

@@FernandoMazzo175 bro you are dumb. The algae is the only reason it is green... That is why i said it. Its still a beautiful croc. Its just not really green. That's the only point i am making... Pay attention.

@@FernandoMazzo175please don’t delete this gold😭

​@@FernandoMazzo175the algae isnt the reason he said the croc is beautiful tho, so ur comparison is a bit off imo.. 🤷

@AJ Martin can you link it?

The croc : *BITING*

He will be toothless because it’s an adult tooth he lost and the crocodile is already old He won’t regrow it , That’s why old crocs are mostly toothless they lost they adult teeth from years of bitting hard stuff

@Isaiah Kingsley only when they are very young, this crocodile is already old judging by the size must be an old adult

Old or young their tooth grow back same with sharks.

Facts

And also birds and cros and more closely related than crocs are to other reptiles!

I don't think so.

​@@ogre8453 But it's true

This comment can never not be made if the word "dinosaur" is uttered. Scientific classification doesn't change reality: a crocodile physically resembles the creatures which are widely accepted, understood, and referred to as "dinosaurs." So no need to obsess about "bird=dinosaur" and imply the man can't colloquially call it a dinossur.

🤣🤣🤣 you win this comment for this video 🏆 🏆 🏆

I can already imagine how that would go lol.

As a New Yorker,😂😂😂😂😂😂

he gets infinite teeth homie isnt trippen 1 bit

They reset their whole ahh jaw once a year, bro doesn't care about that teeth

​@@SanilJadhav711 he is bleeding pretty badly from it

Joe Rogan reacts to a woman throwing a chicken into the Crocs habitat. . And one of the Crocs missed and grabbed his buddies leg and did the death roll and popped his arm off and threw it back and swallowed it. The other croc didn't move a muscle or acknowledge it at all. I'll try to find the clip. I just seen it a few days ago.

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Darn straight lol

I think he means he can’t fly and go through customs with it.

@@alphazuluz seriously homie? Like is it a crime?

@@ProfessorPerhaps I don’t know that it’s a crime, but customs is strict about anything natural crossing borders due to diseases. They won’t let you bring animal products or produce into the country. Like you couldn’t bring a bag of apples, or a mouse into the country. Some fruit could bring a pest or disease into our country and wipe out crops. Or you bring some algae on that tooth that is invasive and takes over your state. It has happened across the world for centuries. I would imagine bringing some contraband like that across the border knowingly is actually a crime. Whenever you fly internationally you have to fill out paperwork saying you’re not carrying stuff like that.

​@@ProfessorPerhaps yea

I want to kiss you.

Southern American?

The two craziest flavors of humanity lol. I bet ol' boy is from Florida. "Y'alls gators look a little funny." 😂

@@aldobanuelos6614like the southern part of the USA(Florida) but he did type it weird

Just call them slavemasters next time

​@@Umadoveracommentg stop.

Priceless

Just wait until it gallops

Good comment

@@derreckwest381I don’t think 2,000 pounds is a max crock

Thank you! Didn’t know that.

Well I guess he did a favor for the croc

😳

That makes two. Sharks 1

They can replace them up tp 50 times, it's not unlimited.

Run zig zag....i heard crocs can only run straight

It cant run faster than them especially at that size

@@devilkazumi578 that is a myth. My dad told me the same thing.

You just hold its mouth closed. Not too scary.

@@gadellomagnollo1810 welp time to climb a tree or something i guess?

Hell it probably wouldn't care!

Awww

Cool tooth!

Lol

Then they will loose their hands

Really? WoW!!

he still knocked its tooth out

​@@BrigCommander oh please...

@@nyakwarObat worthless comment from a worthless source

@@BrigCommander oh dear, some egotistical tosspot

Do they live for 8 thousand years?

@@lucasslash1000 all there teeth dummy

@@nba_edits2774 don't misspell their and call people dummy

Momma said!

I bet Every time crocodiles try to take a family picture someone always has a missing tooth

Same here my 1st thought is was a statues till it went for tht bite

Why the hell would that be a statue??

I thought it was a statue because it looked like paint and a one of those toy alligator and crop things and

Indeed🤭

@@MikeHoncho610 I get your but just the way it looked frozen caught me off guard too lol‼️😂

Can't wait for them to visit a cousin from Russia and start petting bears

Is this a Sims 4 episode of Grey Still Plays?

Did you know that it is impossible for crocodiles and alligators to make offspring. Their chromosomes are too different

A slaveowners' family get-together

@@maxl5423 no way it’s not like they’re different animals!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

​@@estebbesfunnyclips UHH😬

So you telling me Crocs teeth are like the super Saiyan?

@@luvlybaluga I was about to make a dragon ball reference. Beat me to it.

Not always at a certain age they will stop but usually only happens in captivity since they live longer due to not having predators

In sum, their very mouths Recieve Zenkai Boosts.

On god

I’ll take the charges just give me that tooth!😂

Why can't you take it with you? Disease?

@@bjohnson4902 Illegal

@@whipitspillit why though? Anti-poaching?

Dude they are insane at shows and stuff because they do stuff that almost anyone else would lose a leg doing

That’s why I don’t feel bad for them if shit happens

@@flyingknee23 I definitely feel bad for them because they either die or lose a leg and are mentally messed up for the rest of their lives

20! Try 3000 I won’t be nowhere near that beast he look good and ready to eat all of us like it’s Easter Sunday

From what I’ve heard crocodiles are actually deceptively fast. You’ll want to be farther away then your expecting : P that said it’s not like they’re these monsters that get a thrill out of chasing humans, buuut never hurts to be safe

He beat his meat

Knocked the damn tooth out it's mouth.

When Florida and Australia unite, crocs and gators quake with fear.

Crocodile

Bro slapped his face with a piece of meat lmao I can relate

Pretty sure that's algae

its just algae...if you look at the cheek you can see where the residue starts...look that the arm, it actually a dark shade.

You peeps are so nice explaining the obvious to these idiots!

@@charleygnarly1182 yep algae

Lovely idiots

Lol

I think the tooth was already laying there and they were trying to distract the gator so they could pick it up. Gators lose teeth frequently and grow them back their whole lives.

​@@rebeccahager5656 "Man smacks his meat.."

Alligator*

Oh ya? I wanna see them fight crocodile in the water.

​@@moonlightelf591 That's animal abuse the crocodile wouldn't stand a chance

​@@deerdeleter we have both here

@@BobBob-eb4io Way more alligators than crocodiles, no?

Oh man that Bleach reference was just so fucking good.

It ain’t that deep 😂

It looks fake

i literally can tell it literally stood there

@@420alien5 I thought so too 😆

why

@@kilianfirebolt cant take animal parts on a plane. needs to be checked and shipped separately to make sure its not something illegal like a bald eagle feather.

@@kaaavemaaan i didint know they were going to fly i thought they were in their home country, thank you

@@kilianfirebolt It could also just be a rule by the people who run the place. Not sure why, but I can see it being a general guideline.

it can contain diseases too, that's why its prohibited.

Pounds is the proper unit of measure. The rest of the world laughed at the Aussie for having to think about it

@@onsight1751 I see…well it was good seeing the wheels turn in his mind and I thought it was the other way around. I stand corrected. Good stuff

@@camrennik9512 I hope you sensed my sarcasm.

@@onsight1751 I hope you know that not everyone uses pOuNdS for measurements

Subtleties.....

I DID THAT TO DUDE

Same

Omg same

,Hola

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Unless its mouth was taped shut, you'd be surprised how docile they seem when that's the case. I held a baby croc growing up that had its mouth taped shut, and I'll tell ya, it was a really neat experience. Their underbelly feels like really smooth leather, and the top part of them feels like smooth leather with pebble rocks in it. It's not so bad if you give it a try, just go to gatorland, then; you can touch one safely.

@@brittanylehman5104 Well a baby croc is smaller than a human Hand

@@brittanylehman5104 i don’t know what kind of tape you’d need to hold an adult alligator’s mouth from opening. yes i understand the force comes from closing but still

I'm with u brother cause if the instinct kicks in that's a meal for it

Hey.. Who knows.. Maybe in a million years their evolution makes them safer for you to be that close.. You should wait..

I thought the same thing

I think it might be because of the water

its covered with algae thats why hes/shes green

algae

Most zoos have algae in pools, crocks will eat it if stomach aches.see he doesn't have to twerl on his food to rub algae off .he gets no excersize enough to remove algae.or hes staying cool in hot sun.

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It doesn’t know that it’s up against an Aussie and a Florida man tho😂

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​@@bulbhill6524 that is the deadliest combo out there

😂😂 as soon as I heard that i couldn’t think of anything else lol

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You sole this comment from me almost word for word lol jesus christ 🤦‍♂️

@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Really? No, I didn't it was honestly the first thought that popped into my mind when I watched this video. I never saw your comment. God, and the way I hate it when people do that. Makes me think though, how many times it has seemed that way and the truth is two people just having the same thought. After all, 6bn people..it's not really that unlikely. Anyway, didn't steal your comment buddy, just had the same idea. I kinda appreciate it though, meeting more people with sound awareness. The auditive sense is extremely underrated. 👂

Lol, btw they weren’t T. Rex’s, they were V rexs (Vastatosaurus rex) Which were evolved from the T. rex

I mean to be fair if you watch the same contebt then your asking for people to have similar ideas kinda the point

It looked like he was going to as well

They attack sideways

Yeah you saw it positioning its back leg to lung right?

@@hirozzayz8164 they dont atk at the fron

You should see Matty in the water pushing them off on the snout 😂 but he knows his Crocs, and runs Territory Outback Adventure. Tripod isn't a killer, he is too well fed and too old and only has 3 legs ✌️🇭🇲

For real? Thats actually bonkers.. so they are the only species who are is immortal? What if i continued to feed it everyday with the freshest meat and whatever the fuck that is being fed to the croc... surely its heart would call it quits like an overweight human does.. with either heart failure, suffocation from its own weigjht on their lungs.. or just straight up organ failure...a body has miles on it like a car bro eventually it gets slower.. starts having little things here and there dont work the same..

Well we should keep feeding one enough to see how big it gets!

@@Subsistence69 said the same thing.. it cant be immortal itll have to die at some point but like turtles they will out live us so we would never know but people in the future will lol just leave that as your dying wish that next person must feed croc and pass it on like a relay race

​@@hedahayden Someone should start it. We gotta create the Giant Almighty Leviathan Croc God.

​@@janmajer4662 Lake Placid, here we come!!

Bruh I’m stuck on him at the end of Donkey Kong 2 on the SNES. It’s brutal!

did he really?

@@jirehpsalmpaule6077 , yep, and the Mars mission is for real too.

💀💀 we all knew that was coming

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This is stupidity at its best. That croc is raring to feast with mouth wide open and dufus in blue, teases him with meat, then knocks one of its teeth off. Wow!! The lack of respect for nature is astounding. I wouldn't turn my back on that croc if I was them.

​@L. B. Psshhh that crocs missing its front right leg. It aint doin much out the water.

@@mitchellwilley7208 How do you know that? He knocked its tooth off... that's not ok.

@L. B. I know because I have eyes and can see it's missing its leg? As for the teeth I never made a comment about that but it's not a big deal crocs lose teeth and they grow back it's what they do.

@@mitchellwilley7208 I have eyes too, so that you know AND I didn't see that. Although it's a possibility in further examination, its NOT conclusive. Regardless the dufus still knocked off a tooth!

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Pretty sure that was just the sound of him smacking it in the face with the meat

@@joshuapomeroy3853 nah that was all teeth. He didn't smack him

BONK

Not a cloth

@@cubonefan3 I don’t even remember commenting this, I think I was high

​@@zillamare Wha-

That’s a dead body sir, not a cloth lol

That was a leg, a piece of a animal.. Wasn't no cloth

Mama said...

The Waterboy

Medula Oblongata

@@funnyrabbitflyer6855 “you’re wrong and momma is right!”

Thank you

Cocodrile? Coco drill?

It was the tooth actually breaking out tho. Nasty noise by thinking about it and how much it bleeded afterwards

Fun fact. It is the same sound a girls butt make when she knows you have money

@Les Awkward it was literally the sound of the tooth popping out

@@AfraidMonsters that noise is made by the sheer force of a crocs jaw snapping shut, odds are the croc would have lost that tooth soon anyway as crocs can go through thousands of teeth in their lifetime

@@AfraidMonsters that's not a tooth they make this sound with how much force they use to snap it shut so idk where ya got that from...