Your grandma's backgammon table. Lol.

One thing I don`t like about the classified figures is both cobra and joes are shopping from the same army surplus store:)

I took off the dogtags on mine. Made the tooth necklace sit way better.

Nice and super honest review but yeeeeah! Im not in a rush for this one... Maybe somewhere down the line eventually.🎉🎉

Yeah I was looking forward to getting this...but not so much now 😒

I want all the Dreadnoks!

I 💯 agree with you people at hasbro really don’t care (nothing new) and they are just shoving shi out as fast as they can becasuse they know everything will get bought and sold for double. Great review bro, always look forward to yours

Good honest review Bobby, not one that I sought to get but he’s a cool addition to them overall but I think I’ll miss on this dred

Another Bobby B banger!!!

I always like the vintage version, so I'm excited for this figure. I don't mind the reuse all that much, and I never even think about pinned joints until I hear someone talking about them. I look at the monkey as just a throw in, since the vintage figure didn't have that, so I don't mind it being a figurine. I do not like the the boots. The legs are fine for generic pants, but those shin guards really limit the foot articulation, and like you said, can make the figure hard to stand. The bow is disappointing. That's my favorite bow design from the line, but the floppy plastic is ridiculous. I love Classified, but I don't get their floppy weapons. There's no rhyme or reason to it. We've griped about it for years now, and it's still not fixed. At this point, I'd rather them just come out and tell us that they are not changing it, because I doubt they ever will.

It's become a common theme to get Classified figures for the characters and load them up with Vala or Gridiron accessories. If only they made better weapons, we won't have to spend so much extra. Almost all main weapons in recent Classifieds are useless, no amount of hot water / dryer treatment can fix them.

Despite his failings, I will pick Gnaw up. I dig the poacher vibe. Reminds me of Skinner from the Jurassic Park Evil Raiders. I hope they do a deluxe Storm Rider and a new bike!

A first-rate review of this cool set!

Can’t wait to get him. Just got notification from hasbro

Getting him, but honestly I kinda wish it was just him, I don't really care about Porkbelly and Yobbo. I really don't think we NEED every pet to be made for various characters. Some yeah, Timber, Polly, Freedom, Junkyard and Order most definitely we need, and Fiona was just too good, but these two are kind of pushing it. I appreciate the effort, but I'd rather have had a whole new buck for Gnawgahyde instead of an articulated Warthog and a solid plastic monkey. I hope we get Zandar next, but I hope they do an update on him and not just a 1:1 of his classic design. I'd like to see Zandar improved as his design was always kind of goofy too me.

That’s disappointing. I had the O Ring figure and I’m a sucker for the Noks. How, how are we still getting floppy, limp-dick weapons? And how do they not do something with the monkey to be able to sit on anything that isn’t his shoulder. I get they are going to reuse to save money, but can they use more recent bodies? Ugh. Thanks for the honest review Uncle Bobby.

Great review B🤘🏽! I’m going to switch out his loadout. The case I got doesn’t close all the way and the machete is curved as 💩. I’m going with the Blue ninja bow, scoped rifle w/silencer from the Viper 3pk, Shadow Tracker quiver & arrow and a Valaverse machete. It’ll look better suited for him(IMO). I’ll mod the quiver to hold his weaponry. I would switch the knives with two Valaverse Rambo knives but the sheaths are too small.

Black series weapons aren’t all gummy and floppy like that and they are made by Hasbro so when they said they have to make the weapons like that for safety reasons because the box says ages 4 and up that was obviously a complete lie and they clearly did it to save money and increase there profits , I think the last I heard Lenny had said the gummy weapons would be phased out by 2025 🤷🏻

I've got him ordered, but he definitely falls short on expectations, especially this late in the line. Does the head sit low on the neck, or is that just because of the jewelry?

To be fair he was a bigger toy from what I remember so the RB base would work... they just needed to swap to Bazooka's legs.

I just cancelled my pre-order based on this. The legs suck, the loadout is mostly reuse and the monkey is useless. Give him Spirit's rifle, Copperhead's machete and a unique animal trap and I dont mind. And why is he wearing gloves? Make some damn flesh-coloured hands, Hasbro! Cheers Bobby for the review.

Should have just made the OG recurve bow.

I have no issues with the RB/GH upper torso, but the legs were a miss for sure -- not because they don't stand, but because they don't fit the character. Yobo just sits on the shoulder based on the other reviews I've seen, odd that he can ONLY do that though. Pork Belly and Gnawgahyde look good to me overall...that wart hog is pretty incredible, but I guess that's par for the course with Classified now. I am a little confused about the idea that the buck doesn't stand. I went a little overboard early in the line in order to do some customs - not knowing how long it would last - and I don't have any issues standing the big boys up. Does feel as though we got this figure mold to recoup the cost of the pig though. People have to decide if that's worth it.

He’ll be on clearance by September

Definitely going to need Gridiron for an alternative loadout here.

He's gonna ship soon. Looks a little meh, but I may actually look into a Gridiron loadout for once. I always appreciate your honest reviews.

Seems you had similar issues that I had with it, bro. That wrist-chete being so bent stinks, but at least the attachment points weren't stress fractured like mine. Interestingly both yours and Punk's Porkbelly had a case of slack jaw. I need to check mine because I don't recall that being problematic. For a deluxe price point, we should be getting better quality overall, but this set struggles on that front.

Great review. This is looking like the most disappointing classified figure of the year. They really need to abandon the old early classified molds at this point. Great point about the monkey articulation. When the Star Wars black series team beats you in articulation for the same animal, that is pretty bad. 😂

The monkey is disappointing as hell compared to the smaller Indiana Jones one. I love classified I'm just so done with hasbro I missed getting the vamp and ferret and they know we'll buy them why won't they put them back in stock? I have a grid iron bow and quiver I'm using for him

Im with you on the old buck. They need to go all in all pinless figures. I’m not sure if I’m going to get this. I want all the dreadknocks but this will have to be a pass, unless there is a deep discount. Most figures I buy no matter what line except Mcfarlane I’m going for pinless figures, I’m no longer a completest, and no matter how stupid the owner of a company is or how often he gets hand jobs from his KZfaq acolytes. I’ll judge the toys on their own merit.

Oof..Brutal review.But it's all warranted

They are way past needing to fix the weapons

If I wouldn’t have gotten this preorder for cheap back when Walmart made that price mistake I would cancel. These accessories are ass.