Silver Chariot Requiem + Death 13 is generally an insta win They are surely other insane combo but this one is terrifying.

the thing with giorno with every stand is he has GER, love train, wonder of u and highway to hell too, so not only every bad thing that happens to him will be redirected to someone else or undone, also the calamity will affect everyone else and if someone manages to hit him, it will hit them back

Giorno with every stand: Attack: Beyond infinity,completely unavoidable Speed: Immesurable-Omnipresent Defense: Above all dimensions including fate/plot manipulation Destructive capabilities:Universal+ at bare minimum(low 2-C) Bonus indirect effects: Type 8 to 9 immortality Inaccessible speed Multiple types of damage reflection Reality manipulation He’s novel Kars basically

Can we talk about how Wonder of U just says "Nuh uh, you don't hit my character! I dodge AND you die!"

Fate is a goddamn rabbit hole for powerscaling like having a Spear that directly scales to your Vitality so it always deal lethal damage and then Reverses Cause and Effect to always hit their Heart is considered just a pretty good Noble Phantasm with plenty of Counterplay

Thank you.

But can he beat the thunder cross spilt attack?

Wonder of U and Love train combined are terrifying. Wonder of U ensures that the attacker will meet a calamity, and Love Train makes any amount of damage fatal

Giorno is already at the practical top of the totem pole, this just puts him above it beyond imagination.

I may not have any enemies, but stands go way beyond combat than a lot of the other options! Even just Heaven's Door is enough, but ALL of them is just bonkers. Pearl Jam would be a peak stand to have for everyday life!

It depends on how we interpret it -If all of the stands in the verse fuse and he basically has every ability in one stand, then he's broken as hell -If he can just spawn every stand at the same time and they basically make an army, then I'd argue even better, he has the option not to spawn "bad" stands, but also can target multiple enemies at the same time -If he can use one stand at a time, but can choose any stand of the verse, then I'd actually argue it could end tragically for him. If he's matched up against someone who could speed blitz him (basically everyone, idk that Gilgamesh fella tho), then the moment he changes his stand from GER he's dead, because Jojo characters without stands are normal humans. If he takes off that practically infinitely haxed durability of GER, then he's in trouble.

SHADOW DIO MONEY GANG, WE LOVE STOPPING TIME. THIS SPONSORED BY THE DIO OVER HEAVEN.

He would win 90% of fights. Then there’s the 10% of characters who have abilities so absurd they defy any form of reason and logic. Like existing outside of time and reality, being able to summon every version of yourself across the multiverse including the versions of you that *don’t exists*.

teens in america: high school musical teens in italy:

Thank you for respecting fate, even over our favorite anime. That's respectable

You’ve got “I can reflect any misfortune coming my way towards someone else,” then there’s “My sword slices cut through 6 dimensions and cannot be dodged - you will *die.”* “I can stop time!” *”This [#^%_*] existed before the concept of existence. It posses the power to erase all of existence.”*

Honestly even with Pucchi he can’t just give anyone a Stand, it was explained by either Emporio or FF that if you don’t have the constitution for a certain Stand (like it just being to powerful for you to handle) it’ll reject you. This was shown when Jolyne took in Star Platinum’s disc and it rejected her by yeeting her away and coming out of her head because Star Platinum was too powerful for her

Spongebob don't even need to go Ultra Homie Kissy Kiss mode to beat Giorno

that bit about Goku not wanting to punch deku had me chuckling. This was just a fun video for a Thursday

The best options here are definitely having every stand or having every quirk. With stands there is a lot of infinite potential, but with the quirks some of them are pretty wack like being immortal, decaying anything you touch, ability to duplicate anything as many times as you want, turn anything into marbles for easy storage, ect. Though personally I would choose stands. Since with The World Over Heaven you basically become God anyways so you can have access to all these other abilities.

Using Greenday with C-Moon can be a strong instant kill

In a scenario like this couldn't you just hit everyone with survivor and then hide in the cream realm or something and wait till they kill each other?

the one response to the meme at the beginning that was like “gilgamesh and goku when hey-ya tells giorno to do the stanky leg” shit gets me every time

Every Quirk at once sounds like hell because of all the downsides accumulating, and imagine how uncomfortable the combination of 1.6 billion quirks would feel when large amounts of them contort your body. Let’s say a third of all quirks are mutant, so that makes ~533 333 333. That’s a lot of ways your body is going to be altered. Some are just going to be “belly horns” and “Thorny ribs without stab and slash resistance”, or “No bones besides your skull”, or some other sh’t

Gilgamesh with every Noble Phantasm needs to be talked about

whitesnake can steal more than stands and memory since it was shown stealing eye sight when pucci needed to avoid the snail rainbows, so he can most likely steal quirks, bankai, and devil fruit (and if it works like stands do they won't be overloaded) also Ichibei's stolen bankai/heavensdoor can re-wright the noble phantasms to stomp some Gilgamesh. (also novel kars stands 💀)

How does giorno not win with ALLL OF THE STANDS? He has multiple ways to control reality 💀💀💀

I think the best part about having every (good) Stand is that there are a lot that you could use just being a regular ass person. Heaven’s Door is way up there, but also stuff like Earth Wind and Fire, Gold Experience, and Weather Report could be really good to have on hand even if you’re just a regular ass person

That sounds cool. Also a vidoe of all three of you would be fire!!

Man, I always want Touma from A Certain Magical Index to face Giorno in Death Battle since G.E.R. stand is an Immovable object and Touma's ability, Imagine Breaker, is also an Immovable object... But I also wonder how Touma would fair if Giorno had all the Stands? ToAru L.N. readers, you all know how Misfortune-chan treats Touma even in near-death/ almost at death's door situation 😅

Goku being reduced to atoms after hey-ya tells giorno to hit the griddy

Giorno with Pearly Jam: Every Shounen Protagonist: Instantly forfeits for more food

With The World, GER and King Crimson he’d basically have access to all aspects of time

So I have a question. How would Giorno (GER) fare against Touhou characters especially Sagume? Because some people believe that Giorno would lose to Sagume. I also would like Giorno to face Yukari or Okina because their powers are similar to Sticky Fingers but way more broken

Given Holly wasn't "strong" enough to have a stand and that's why it was killing her, if someone had every stand then that's a lot of energy. I doubt anyone in Jojo would be strong enough to hold every stand. Especially with the conflicts of what stands are "good" and "evil" and the stands that have their own consciousness. I say it's true that too many stands would kill anyone.

Ah yes the combination of GER, Wonder of U, and D4CLT makes him practially undefeatatable

I haven't watched the video yet, but, i would say giorno would beat more than 97% of anime characters but yeah there is some multidimensional godly characters where giornos sheer amount of abilities wouldn't be enough to win.

In terms of which one would I choose to have in the real world - irl usefulness even outside of combat - I'd definitely go straight for Jojo, no debate. In that same category, in second place, I'd maybe even go for MHA, but I don't wanna risk looking like a washing machine or having my face look like a fire estinguisher for the rest of my life, so no thx... In terms of the actual original post putting the different characters with (almost) every ability in their verse against each other, I'd also agree to give the win to Gilgamesh with every NP (he's just gonna win regardless). My only issue with Giorno's scaling tbh is that I don't really see a way for Jojo characters to deal with Bleach's soul crush (specially from the top tiers of the verse) and maybe even Conqueror's Haki from One Piece could be potentially be effective, idk... (since they affect the soul directly, or at least soul crush does) Giorno's AP is also nothing special either compared to some others in the list, so even if you say his hax don't get negged (which is a possibility to consider if you take spiritual pressure into consideration) then there still aren't many ways for him to injure people like Ichigo. In verse equalization I'm even ok with equalizing Ki/Chakra to Reiatsu, etc. (different names for spiritual energy), but Jojo characters legit have nothing of the sort in their power system - this to say, it's possible they'd be vulnerable to something like soul crush. IF NOT, Giorno could potentially grab the win by going full "scorched earth" right out the gate and reset the universe with Made In Heaven, for example. Although... the same way Giorno could pull out the big guns from the start, Ichigo could also start off the fight using Ichimonji and essentially seal/reduce Giorno's abilities on a conceptual level, like Ichibe did to Yhwach. There's A LOT of bs universal and conceptual abilities in both Jojo and Bleach (specially if you include more than just the Bankai on Bleach's side, kinda weird that they didn't lol), so I'm not even gonna get into that discussion, I think it would lead nowhere. And then Goku can also bypass a lot of bs abilities on those levels by simply "being Goku", he's done it before. So I wouldn't count Goku out that easily just because he doesn't have as many hax bs in his verse. But yeah, L on that post for not giving Goku and Ichigo access to the entire power system in their verses - it would only be fair, since others got that treatment. (I realize Giorno didn't get Hamon either, but that's an irrelevant power anyway compared to Stands, I'm sure everyone will agree.) And Gilgamesh would win either way... So who cares, right? But to reiterate, usefulness and day to day life stuff, it would be crazy not to select Jojo.

Tusk act 4 ,and gre + white snake talk about cheesing your enemy’s lol .

I never understood why they had Goku with unlimited ki, that’s not really much of a difference, he would just never run out of energy. Unless it’s like absolute power with ki. It would probably be better using a android with all of the powers, and abilities of the verse. I would vote for that one since the super Sheron, Zeno, his guards, and the grand priest powers, and abilities would be included.

Giorno using D4C:Love Train 20th Century Boy Green Green Grass of Home GER TW WOU Dragons Dream for Maximum Defense Giorno then uses C-Moon MIH The Hand Killer Queen Tusk Cream Heavens Door Weather Report WhiteSnake KISS Ratt for maximum attacking Giorno also uses Grateful Dead to keep himself young as well as rapidly age opponents And if we are dealing with Non Canon stuff then definitely TWOH and All Ultimate Stands from the Novel Giorno Solos

Having Deku fight Goku is like the final form of parental punishment

8:00 Ay man all I want is a Sussanoo, that's it

7:20 how dare you remind me of the 100's of games i binge bought on Playstation sales a few years ago that i won't likely to ever finish

People also tend to forget, that if you inflict damage to even one stand it will hurt the user, idk how it will play out with GER. The closest ones here are every transformation or every bankai. Transformations like come on, and Bankai like Yamamoto, Ichibei, or even Azashiro. (Well to be fair I think they should give every bankai+scrifts like Almighty or The Balance)

"What would you use a sharingan for?" You can literally use its perceptive abilities to copy anything you see once, plus the byakugan at a high enough level with kaguya at least could see into someone's mind, so you could also learn anything, and if genjutsu works, then you could basically control people to get what you want. The senrigan can allow you to perceive any event in the present anywhere and anything from the past up to your birth, with isshiki dojutsu also being the ultimate storage device, the rinnegan also allows you to heal yourself with the king of hell and use 6 bodies to do whatever you want, and urashiki's blue rinnegan gives him the ability to rewind a few seconds back.

Magicians red + Grateful Dead Heat them up then use aging ability ☠️

Stands being a manifestation of the soul, I think having too many Stands would be like having a whole bunch of souls warring in your body, it'd probably mentally and physically destroy you.

I love just reading all the things about fate noble phantasms and abilities the scaling is ridiculous. Every stand could put up a good fight maybe but the sheer gap in dimensionality alone cant be crossed that easily. Those posts kinda confuse me either way tbh.

Every noble phantasm is easily the strongest option I mean just gate of babylon alone would be the best already

The moment Fate got brought in, we may as well bring in the SCP foundation's Teir-0 Powerscaling to just nuke the damn place

The world + the hand, he just stops time and deletes them, too easy!!!!

Wouldn't Green Day and Echoes Act three be a nice single target combo, since u could just push them down and activate the mold?

Being simultaneously attacked by GER and Tusk Act 4s abilities at the same time is enough to solo all of fiction. Also, just imagine having Wonder of U and S&W Go Beyond at once. Absolute insanity.

"fate characters are unreasonable" *goku sulking in the corner while shaking an infinite void by merely existing*

Interesting because there was a game on roblox that let you fuse stands. It was called project jojo and there is currently a 2nd one in the making. The fusions focus more on abilities rather than visuals.

To add up from my previous comment about Giorno vs Touhou characters, how would Giorno fare against characters like Anti Pops from Regular Show, Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, and Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale?

Bohemian Rhapsody > all

if giorno knows how to use every stand, i think he could come out on top unironically, since he has bohemian rhapsody which is literally BUSTED bohemian rhapsody is fictional summoning basically, its not limited to 1 verse, or whatever, ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER is at your disposal, goku, saitama, gilgamesh, the character you made up in your head that makes giorno unable to be beaten and literally decimates everyone else, its kind of insane it honestly would just depend on if giorno knows how to use every stand, can make up a character and summon it in time, if 1 of those 2 things fail hes done, but if he does it he could pull a dub also if your getting every stand, bohemian rhapsody is included and you could just summon a character that you made up that will give you literally whatever the hell you want and then the character gets erased, and by whatever you want, i mean WHATEVER. YOU. WANT. money, power, becoming goku, literally anything the only reason why bohemian rhapsody wasnt this busted in the series is because of its user, which makes sense

This has nothing to do with the video but if wamu had a stand it would be able make tornados and he could enhance those with his own air abilities,. He could make tornados out of razor sharp air like his technique he used against Caesar. He could even get requiem and be able to suck the heat out of the air or even make surrounding areas extremely hot or cold. All while applying his own humidity to the mist to cloak himself. And with his extensive battle experience and knowledge he could mabye use his stand to learn spin by spining him self in the tornado, and do it on a horse since he has experience on horse back. Making him OP. i think.

I don’t even need every waifu, I already have 2 partners (we’re all a poly triad so there’s no cheating involved) and I feel fulfilled enough

Easiest tutorial to beat someone with this: (WOU and D4CLT passives are on for defence) 1. Use D4CLT to get a version of your enemy where they have died 2. Use Dio's timestop 3. Chuck the body at them (It will phase thru love barrier because it isnt misfortune) with MIH 4. Look at that, you just soloed 90% of anime.

Pulling a blackbeard and every df would go hard. Imagine being every logia at the same time. Imagine just become a puddle of madness when attacked. Imagine combining mythical Zoan.

The World + The Hand Don't even get me started on how good Super Fly could be.

Every dojutsu does sound cool, but if I wanted that I would just pick every bankai I also really wish they included the other stuff from bleach in that because that would be badass

SILVER CHARIOT REQUIEM + GER + STAR PLATINUM that’s OP too OP

What if we added lelouch with every Geass? With Charles' he could just erase everyone's minds and tell them to forget their powers lol

3:45 imagine inverting gravity with green days ability they would have to be at the bottom while they just rot

WOU + GER is unstoppable, cuz what little does manage to slip thru rtz, wou just sends it right back

bro talks bout some shield out of time and space and hyping it up funny valentine: AM I A JOKE TO YOU??!!

The only way to beat giorno... Be immortal and like wait till he dies of old age or smth idk

lot of people dont understand the capabilities of The World + Weather Report. one second you feeling good and ready to fight, the next second your just dead because of pure oxygen

If you think Noble Phantasms can get crazy, wait until you get access to every mecha in existence. When manipulating causality on the infinitely multiversal scale to impart the concept of death on a deathless enemy _isn't_ the strongest thing you can do, _you know things have gotten out of hand._ Can't even give the restriction of "you can only pilot them one at a time" when you have the super gorilla glue that's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann empowered by Getter Rays and G-Stones to bind them all together _and not collapse into a singularity._

GER + D4C Love Train Immortality Infinite power Nobody can beat you.

The world over heaven has reality manipulation and time stop

I love that one of the posts had Gilgamesh with every NP which he literally already has

Giorno would basically "that kid" when you played as a kid in this fight

I had no idea what the hell you were talking about until you named the Twitter post and it is still a gift to hear you talk

oh and boheimian rapsody solos draw a character that can beat anyone and anything that can protect you its like kid one "i have a forcefield" kid two "oh yeah well i have a stick man that can scale to the highest level of power is invulnerable to any attack and can eat forcefields" kid one "wha..."

if we are talking about non canon stands like twoh then it’s even better because you can straight up rewrite entire realities. Like you go from being a mortal with the powers of a god to a straight up god

giorino will self destruct. example: when jolyne tried used star platinums disk it was so much to the point that the stand disk just ejected .if a stand is inflicted on someone forcefully without a way of it being removed you end up like holly. think of that with so many stands

Silver Chariot Requiem + The World + Star Platinum

A few things to note: Frieza’s species is canonically capable of creating there own transformations whenever they feel like it, and can tailor make those transformations to do whatever they want so long as they have sufficient power. Also having all quirks would realistically either instantly kill you, or turn you into a Nominal if we’re going by in universe rules

*Sasuke in the end* Sasuke: It was all a genjutsu you never had all the stands!

Gilgamesh already has almost every Noble Phantasm in the gate of babylon

Pretty sure D4C can help deal with the negative stand effects like Cheap Trick and Superfly

I view these kinds of questions by looking at the most useful abilities The average human body can do more random impractical things that people just find impressive but in terms of stuff that can be used constantly or easily or even "for a goal" is actually pretty low So I'd probably pick every stand or every Titan because most of them are similar to the human body concept of having a lot in common with eachother and not having that much application but the things they can do better are rare and very direct in their use

GER alone is literally just "I cannot lose", it may not be able to defeat Ultra Instinct Goku for example, but also literally cannot touch you. Add to it Heaven's Door and Star Platinum and you're actually unbeatable bc you just stop time and rewrite people to be weak enough for you to beat them

The stands, and fate for people who feel life winding a curve ball .the banki, fruits ,and quirks for people would probably to entertain either themselves or others .waifus for the lonely ( I think this might be a company name or slogan soon) and .doujutsu for those who may not have a direction but have an idea of what they want and transformations for people like me who want something that will always show progress and to call that extra strength when needed the possibilities are vast for any of the choices though

This is how it would go against goku, the fight starts goku charges, he spams ger and waits for universe accel to get him up to a high speed, then he timestops, writes **I WILL NOT MOVE ANY AMOUNT OF DISTANCE FOR 10 YEARS** (Or he could just write im dead🗿) then he proceeds to 1 shot him with tusk act 4. Or you could just timestop and 1 shot him or revert him with ger and make him unable to move and 1 shot him

Heaven's door, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Made in heaven are an insane combo. Step one: Activate Bohemian Rhapsody Step two: use made in heaven to find whatever character you want. Step three: Use heaven's door to brainwash them. Step four: Repeat steps 2 to 3 until you are satisfied

I still say JoJo beats fate because Jorge Joestar exists for no reason and made Novel Kars who has a lot of ultimate stands including D4C Ultimate which can make almost infinite versions of the stand user with all their stands still with them

Emperor, Sex Pistols and Kraftwork for the dirtiest mixups you could imagine

Bohemian Rhapsody includes all the other characters

MiH + GER + TW + D4C + Wonder of U + Epitaph = yes please! 🙏 😂

my main thing is that cream + D4CLT + WoU should be enough to handle almost anyone who isnt reality warping. even if the somehow manage to reach giorno across Love trains dimension and then manage to get into creams dimension they would be instantly erased and pulling that off would require that you dont get yourself killed by thinking of aproaching him. hes able to teleport, fly, can instantly erase anything and can cross time and space without issue. he can also find an alternate version of you who would be willing to fight you only to realize that you would explode if you touch

To be fair to Every Dojutsu, having Kamui to act as my own chill pad would go hard. DF or Stands would be better, but Kamui would be nice

Personally I'd say every bankai, azashiros bankai is basically the most modern life applicable thing on the list

They really putting Deku and Luffy against Giorno, Goku and Gilgamesh bruh.. They gonna say Gon with every hatsu vs Rimuru with every magic next bruh (i mean he kinda.. already have that)

See Moon and Green Day at the same time Nice