How EVERY Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Could Kill You

How EVERY Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Could Kill You | Power Systems are Deadly

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You ever watch something and think: god how could that thing kill you? Yeah, I took that and made it an entire video. Enjoy my two-month-long descent into madness as I make something that should've never been made.
Huge thanks to the JJBA Encylopedia: jojowiki.com/JoJo_Wiki
Chapters:
00:00:00 INTRO
00:01:15 PART 3 STANDS
00:05:09 PART 4 STANDS
00:09:29 - PART 5 STANDS
00:14:11 - PART 6 STANDS
00:18:28 - PART 7 STANDS
00:22:31 - PART 8 STANDS
25:47 - OUTRO / BLOOPERS
Music Used:
Chill-Out beat with an urban cool impression - Harryfaoki
The Fur Purrade - The Whole Other
Jotaro's Theme - Stardust Crusaders Soundtrack
Courage - Diamond is Unbreakable Soundtrack
Giorno's Theme - Golden Wind Soundtrack
Diavolo's Theme - Golden Wind Soundtrack
Jolyne's Theme - Stone Ocean Soundtrack
Spirit Riders - Telecasted
Next Steps - half.cool
Stand Activated - Diamond is Unbreakable Soundtrack
#jjba #jojo #jojosbizzareadventure #stand #jojo

Пікірлер: 319

@javiervejar8889 9 ай бұрын

Harvest is actually pretty strong. In Shigechi's "fight" with Kira, he was able to get one of his lil Harvest bugs on Kira's neck and threatened to rip his carotid artery. If he just did it instead of threatening, Kira could've died

@mikewebsters4119 9 ай бұрын

If shigechi wasnt the one to die to kira, harvest could've scattered all over morioh until they found him

@moderndayentertainer.9516 9 ай бұрын

"Hermit Purple"

@samtheballoon1522 7 ай бұрын

There’s nothing stopping him from removing the all skin on your body

@legrang.archives 7 ай бұрын

@@samtheballoon1522there is, the fact that he is a pure little greedy kid

@Pharyl23 7 ай бұрын

@@mikewebsters4119probably smart of Kira for killing him first ngl

@cottoncandyenthusiast8371 9 ай бұрын

Would've said a bit more about Justice, Echoes:Act 1 and Clash tbh, like, "Even if you don't have any wounds, Enya could just manipulate the scenery around you to make you recieve wounds and/or she could just control her already wounded and controlled zombies to do it for her", "Can make you psychotic with it's constant written sounds reverberating through your body and then it's user could just... stomp you out", and "You're not safe anytime you drink ANY liquid, and humans kinda need that stuff, man"

@brickpuncher1429 8 ай бұрын

Pearl Jam strait up CAN'T kill. Sure, it does cause a violent reaction upon consumption of food it is in, but that violent reaction quickly heals back better than before. Lets say that you get treated to a giant buffet and every ounce of food contains Pearl Jam. Lets say you eat every ounce. You are likely to probably feel the worst pain imaginable and look like an emaciated corpse, next minute far better than before. Even if it managed to get you down to nothing but bone or even just the organs, YOU ARE GOING TO BOUNCE BACK STRONGER (bc stand bs and nutrients that you've been needing for a while)

@sakura368 8 ай бұрын

humans are made out of liquid, nobody's safe

@justanothersilentprotagoni9139 5 ай бұрын

@@brickpuncher1429 I mean. there is the possibility you somehow got leftovers of pearl jams food, and the violent reaction makes you spasm so bad you get into a fatal car crash or something

@Aaa-vp6ug 3 ай бұрын

@@brickpuncher1429given that stands can’t bring back the dead, you could theoretically make food so concentrated with it that it kills you (with the help of various pre-existing ailments)

@michaelmullaney6388 9 ай бұрын

Love how Sex Pistols was the 4th stand to utilize a gun

@AsSa-mo8fx 9 ай бұрын

Mista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@tengenjoestar1991 9 ай бұрын

@WaituSnaiku 9 ай бұрын

I think he was the third

@jinxmybeloved6930 9 ай бұрын

first is emperor third is enigma fourth is sex pistols WHO TF IS THE 2ND

@l0sts0ul89 9 ай бұрын

@@jinxmybeloved6930 I guess Tusk is technically a gun?

@dylaniscozy 9 ай бұрын

Holy cow. I did NOT expect this to blow up at all. This started as a small, dumb video I made because I had a stupid idea one day. Thank you all so much!!

@DylanLarsen-to9qx 9 ай бұрын

Well it makes sense. You're content and editing are great for your level, so it was bound to happen sometime. This video's earned you a subscriber!

@Dickandballs22 9 ай бұрын

Goated video bro

@mr.chaotic7685 9 ай бұрын

an extremely fast stand with a rapey ear

@thorclarke8600 9 ай бұрын

Man covered sticky fingers and didn't use the iconic kill it has

@wryytard 9 ай бұрын

13:12 Oasis can only make objects onto liquid, Bucciarati only began melting because he was already dead. But he could definitely kill you.

@PlayBoiKami 8 ай бұрын

Yeah sorry but the end of the fight debunks this whole argument, he was able to melt doppio and himself

@wryytard 8 ай бұрын

@@PlayBoiKami ????????

@PlayBoiKami 8 ай бұрын

@@wryytard what? Did you even watch the fight? He 100% can melt living humans

@wryytard 8 ай бұрын

@@PlayBoiKami i forgorrrr🫠

@PlayBoiKami 8 ай бұрын

@@wryytard damn 😔🙏

@Cats-cq5oh 9 ай бұрын

Correction for Tusk: Act 1, Johnny's nails actually infinitely regenerate until he gets act two Edit:Chapter 44 page #4 "What....? I can only shoot one nail at a time! My nail isn't growing back on my index finger... But the nail on my middle finger is starting to spin now!!" Implying that even Johnny himself realizes that he has significantly reduced nail regrowth rate when he unlocks act two

@knoobiez 9 ай бұрын

Wrong

@couriercat826 9 ай бұрын

@@knoobiez no u

@wooshmeifugay8719 9 ай бұрын

@@knoobiezwrong

@dermanater 9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that’s wrong

@Cats-cq5oh 9 ай бұрын

@@knoobiez have you even read it 😭😭

@manupm9161 9 ай бұрын

5:37 Echoes act 1 is great for psychological warfare, you just have slap some "you're horrible" "no one loves you" "you should unalive yourself" into someone with crippling depression and they'll do the job for you

@Cirylxlyn 9 ай бұрын

What the fuck

@233j 8 ай бұрын

perfect stand for LTG

@clout9661 7 ай бұрын

@@233j you're not funny 🤡

@synaive4643 7 ай бұрын

wompwomp@@clout9661

@CameronLePizza 9 ай бұрын

12:03 Actually, the computer thing that makes the terrifying gremlin thing is actually the stand, not the terrifying gremlin thing.

@javiermedina9392 9 ай бұрын

Both are

@samtheballoon1522 7 ай бұрын

Simple! Blunt Force Trauma! Just Fucking Beat A Guy With If

@jamespilgrim3774 9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure Highway star travels at 60 kilometers per hour, which explains how Josuke outran it on a moped.

@seasidedoe8905 9 ай бұрын

Yep, 60 kph roughly translates to about 37-odd mph, there's a big difference between kilometers and miles. Point still stands though since that's as fast as bears and hippos which are also faster than you.

@celsiusnebula 9 ай бұрын

Correction for Killer Queen Bites the Dust, it has to be activated on someone else. So the user can just pay someone to tell you their identity and you die.

@vervetwrydavigy3006 9 ай бұрын

What's more, you die as many times as the user wants you to, via time reset and fate or whatever.

@celsiusnebula 9 ай бұрын

@@vervetwrydavigy3006 but you dont really remember it

@starsilverinfinity 9 ай бұрын

Honestly the most terrifying thing about Catch the Rainbow is that it can turn all the rain drops into immobile (as in will deflect bullets and those nail bullets immobile) spinning razors that will put nice holes in your body if you were to just walk into them

@ohcadin6590 9 ай бұрын

Fun fact... although there are three Tomb Of The Boom... they do the same thing... something that one of them did can be done by all of them... the only reason the others don't do the face reconstruction thing is because they don't have metal built into there face.

@i_lost_my_hat_help 9 ай бұрын

dude metalica can turn your blood in your hearth to razor blades and your instantly dead

@codebracker 9 ай бұрын

Most of these are just "the stand user walks into a room and stabs you"

@tinnitusintensifies 9 ай бұрын

see the thing is that made in heaven CAN speed up living things, its just pucci chooses not to, as it would go against his plan. so he can just age you thousands of years in a few seconds

@thanmeo70 9 ай бұрын

source?

@cocacolan1712 9 ай бұрын

@@thanmeo70I think they're talking about that one part where pucci accidently made a bunch of eggs into chicks and made a baby an old man. That was technically when he was in the transition period between Whitesnake and C moon bc of the green baby tho so idk if he can still do that with mih

@javiervejar8889 9 ай бұрын

@cocacolan1712 He can't do it with Made in Heaven because of his strong determination towards his goal. He truly didn't want to hurt anyone except those who stood in his way

@Holden.Tudiks 9 ай бұрын

On Metallica: human blood has enough iron to make 1 nail, but one well placed nail would be more than enough to kill you. Even just displacing all the iron would make someone’s blood useless

@eastoneone4015 9 ай бұрын

Idk if its canon or not but i always assumed the actual amount of iron in your blood didnt matter for metallica to work how it did

@captainkawaii666 8 ай бұрын

@@eastoneone4015 I'm pretty sure I saw that somewhere yeah

@timetraveler_from_2012 9 ай бұрын

Spice Girl and Kraftwerk's ones feel like GMod shenanigans. If I died that way I wouldn't even be mad

@musicman3825 9 ай бұрын

7:50 It depends on if you count the gunpower as complex, and if exploding hurts the user.

@laravioliiii2832 6 ай бұрын

and also knives work

@uncolorr 9 ай бұрын

that narancia gasp fucking kills me every time lmfao

@yureiotakughost9464 9 ай бұрын

I'd make a longer entry on heavens door because its basically limitless. Even For Rohan who holds back to keep his life interesting. Just write "I'll fly 60 ft in the air and explode like Krillin" and instantly win the fight😊

@alexc4731 8 ай бұрын

My personal favorite is just write "I'm dead"

@Hasde_dfs 7 ай бұрын

@@alexc4731Im dead 💀

@Volo783 9 ай бұрын

you cant kill people with enigma by ripping the paper their trapped in it will just come out of the paper BUT you can trick someone to open the paper and theirs a gun in it and it shoots them like he did to josuke

@victorvirgili4447 9 ай бұрын

doesn’t the bowl of ramen prove that breaking the paper breaks what’s inside? I mean unless he captured the bowl right when it broke so that Josuke (?) could see it fall apart, that scene kinda proves that Enigma’s ability can be used offensively

@Chartreuse_Colors 9 ай бұрын

this. Enigma's user literally falls pray to his own stand and then is thrown(or is at least threatened to be thrown) into a paper sheader while he is begging for his life.

@ninjack11 7 ай бұрын

@@Chartreuse_Colors Enigma's user never falls pray to his own stand? Yuya Fungami gets turned into paper and into the shredder to get Josuke out and Josuke just beat Enigma's user into a book with Crazy Diamond

@johnc.a.t.7 8 ай бұрын

I like how straight to the point you are, you arent milking the explanations. Youre making jokes, explaining a little and giving the reasons. Very nice

@rennsnt 9 ай бұрын

couldnt soft & wet just.. steal your heart and lungs?

@lightningjules658 8 ай бұрын

" magician's red can control fire and when someone's on fire they _dieeeeeeeeeeee_ " actually made me laugh

@pauliusbrenkevicius2087 7 ай бұрын

Isnt it magicians rend? And not magicians red. I dont realy remember but still. I just finished part 3 and i think i always heard magicians rend

@marco.5349 Ай бұрын

@@pauliusbrenkevicius2087its red, part 3 stands name usually involves tarot and color like hierophant green and silver chariot, with some exception like the world of course

@JodaroKujo 9 ай бұрын

I love that star platinum didn’t even need an explanation just ORA ORA ORA Since that’s exactly what he does Same with The World

@pyrielt 2 ай бұрын

It's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum.

@bambojee278 9 ай бұрын

You have a lot of potential, man, you are funny as hell.

@SenkingFar 8 ай бұрын

For a first video this is super good. Excited to see more from the channel, and even if this is a one off thing, it is still good work.

@funnybones98 7 ай бұрын

I love how you have Purple Haze and Star Platinum but there's also Mr. President and Hey Ya

@moosemaboy8605 9 ай бұрын

very insightful!

@Capoodle 8 ай бұрын

11:11 for some reason the way you said sword just made me giggle. Excellent job.

@treffthehollowknightplayer8076 9 ай бұрын

this is amazing i loved this

@randoguy7278 9 ай бұрын

Wheel of Fortune: The Big MAC

@-kuro- 9 ай бұрын

heaven's door could probably also just write "die" in your face and you will

@Bluegoomba 9 ай бұрын

This was a lot of work good job

@Toninato03 8 ай бұрын

Imagine Mista awakeningvhis stand and not being a gun user, just having little gremlins around you woth one number less

@RiverdudeCovers 7 ай бұрын

"Haha...I'm in danger"

@BIacklce 7 ай бұрын

running the gambit from "controls fire" to "the ability to manipulate reality like a video editing software where you snip frames from it causing everyone else to act as if they experienced said frames but you negated them from ever happening".

@darrowgreen6367 6 ай бұрын

Pearl jam's only function is to fix you through the food you eat depending on the quality of said food, the user has to make the food good.

@mengfeitang1025 2 ай бұрын

Think you forgot the fact that Crazy Diamond can also fuse humans with objects, that means he can just fuse you into a stick and snap you in half.

@laravioliiii2832 6 ай бұрын

Will make more when they release November Rain: The user touches a car, and oops! Some rain with the weight of a car kills you! Smooth Operators: You know, those body parts look very cool. It would be such a shame if The Hustle: *Puts you in a chokehold* Matte Kudasai: You said you wanted a gun? Heavens Door: Hey I've seen this one before Cat Size: Hey, why are you tripping so much? Lava Rock Owner's stand: Yo that cloud looks weird *gets stabbed*

@DylanLarsen-to9qx 9 ай бұрын

Man you're super underated

@bananagod1056 9 ай бұрын

Ngl underrated channel

@FangPlayzGames 8 ай бұрын

13:26 King Crimson does not have the ability to affect anyone in time erase. This is because they only do what they were fated to do in that time period, and you can’t change their fate. That is why Diavolo always resumes time before striking. But that makes a curiosity on how he can blind people with his blood in time erase 🤔

@ericfuentes3729 8 ай бұрын

My guess is once time resumes, as opposed to the victim seeing their new pov after the skip, they'll just be greeted by nothing i.e. the blood in their eyes, how it works against stands I'm not to certain, wouldn't the blood not even touch them or does it simply blind them for a split second before the stands vision resumes ?😊

@theimpirialistorio4412 7 ай бұрын

There are a lot of plotholes with king crimson.

@whosdrizzy5793 9 ай бұрын

I’m late and I don’t know if you did this on purpose but I like how you say the user for every stand instead of saying the stand user

@LSSJTHOR 9 ай бұрын

A car hit me going 50mph while crossing the street. I lived. BUT I live with chronic pain now for the rest of my life. (Doctor said only 5%, of ppl live when a car going 40moh hit them. Ssid it was a miracle I'm not paralyzed)

@M1STER-CHEESE 9 ай бұрын

U just got a new sub u need more!

@lelag4049 9 ай бұрын

omg that’s my bf, look at you blowing up 🥳

@wormperson6870 9 ай бұрын

i was expecting this account to have like, a hundred videos and at least a couple hundred thousand subscribers

@A_Traffic_Cone 9 ай бұрын

His introduction totally sounded like the first paragraph of an essay

@funnycat9962 7 ай бұрын

Notorious B.I.G. can only kill you if the user gets you to kill him first.

@z0ru4_ 9 ай бұрын

7:16 this is a canon thing, Cinderella changes your fate by modifying your beauty

@CodeAndGin 6 ай бұрын

Imagine if dio had wonder of u "hoho you're approaching me?" *Random billboard from 3 miles away inexplicable gets blown by the wind and crushes jotaro* Unless jotaro pulls the same type of stand as star platinum asspull, in which case, calamity stalemate?

@awesomemanvin6593 9 ай бұрын

November Rain: Crushed to death by raindrops Smooth Operators: Rearranges your organs The Hustle: Die after seeing Paco's muscles Matte Kudasai: "I want to die" wish granted Jungle Warfare: See Stone Free

@xord6286 7 ай бұрын

Jungle Warfare should have been called Cats in the Cradle the pun was RIGHT THERE

@BunnyChamberX Ай бұрын

Update: "Bigmouth Strikes Again" clogs your lungs with sand.

@ProtoDreemurr 8 ай бұрын

Ironic that six pistol is the "4th" stand to be mentioned as a gun even though 4 is Mista's opp

@Aarth961 8 ай бұрын

This video speaks to me on a spiritual level

@shaine9968 8 ай бұрын

i am happy to be your 600th subscriber

@chakatBombshell 9 ай бұрын

Pearl Jam cannot kill you in this way you will simply be given another wonderful meal to remove this new food addiction.

@Deal2306 9 ай бұрын

“Slips inside your body and messes with your necessary internal organs” 😬

@crudknight 7 ай бұрын

I don't know if you know this but... Weather report who's stand is weather report can control the weather.

@BOTB_RBLX 9 ай бұрын

How would Hey!Ya! kill someone? Commenting this before watching this because i genuinely don't understand how it's possible.

@RaposadoAgreste 6 ай бұрын

7:54 Ok, so, it's stated by Mikitaka that he cannot become a "complex" object, by that, saying that he couldn't turn into dynamite. Since dynamites and bullets work with gunpowder, I think Mikitaka couldn't turn himself into a bullet. But, he could still turn himself into a spear, an arrow, a sword or any pointy medieval weapon and pierce through someone.

@The_Nobody_Nowhere 25 күн бұрын

He might be able to turn himself into the actual projectile portion of the bullet, and slip into an empty casing with black powder behind him, and he’s now just one component in a full bullet, specifically the part that kills you.

@The_Comment_Section_and_chat 9 ай бұрын

What if king crimson just put his hand inside a persons chest in time erase and then just waited for time erase to end?

@nuclearfist4283 9 ай бұрын

King Crimson can't attack while in time skip

@talhagun8093 9 ай бұрын

dıavolo or kıng crımson cant touch anyone whıle on tımeskıp

@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv 9 ай бұрын

@@nuclearfist4283he means do it while they are intangible and just wait for it to end and him to become tangible again.

@nuclearfist4283 9 ай бұрын

@@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv But they are shown to be tangible because Diavolo throws his blood multiple times at people such as Polnareff and Giorno. If they were to be intangible they would have passed through.

@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv 9 ай бұрын

@@nuclearfist4283 the blood seemingly wasnt part of diavolo after it left his hand

@o_osmajlikczo_o2489 9 ай бұрын

So Hey ya! is like voices in my head.

@Chair592 9 ай бұрын

This one could you punch you and the other one could also punch you

@user-gk9zj8qq4i 9 ай бұрын

Hey ya and burning down the house would kill me saw awfully...

@roast_beef 8 ай бұрын

i shall be watching your journey with great excitement

@yo-md7os 8 ай бұрын

god telling diavolo how he is going to die next:

@flarf1420 7 ай бұрын

I thought you were going to have hey-ya convince someone to kill themselves

@sakura368 8 ай бұрын

stone free has been seen to cut off a guard's ear, it won't just strangle you, it'll mangle you

@HalfBakedPotatoWedges 7 ай бұрын

17:42 Underworld can not only unearth personal events, but also events like say a plane crash, a car accident, etc. I think we all know how deadly a plane crash is

@aelelrjamot 7 ай бұрын

Before watching the video imma say this,I am a regular human being with no anime durability. So I 100% believe any stand could kill me especially since I won’t see it coming

@suntzuartofwar5477 9 ай бұрын

I dont know abt yall but me personally i could survive this

@enderbotv1766 9 ай бұрын

dark blue moon can just bite u in half look at the shark

@quincy882 7 ай бұрын

You doubt me alot this video i can live all these by thugging it out

@stefangabriel5807 8 ай бұрын

Ok cool vid man

@thefinalsquid6353 7 ай бұрын

Yknow it’d be much easier for giorno to just say “that’s cool” and then turn Diavolo’s sweater into an elephant.

@gdsteam7726 7 ай бұрын

Wait how did I not know that your video actually blew up wtf.

@Chartreuse_Colors 9 ай бұрын

If i'm not mistaken, jumping jack flash's ability is to remove the gravity from things the things those things touch. He inflicts jolyne with this and she literally touches a room, and the air leaves the room because no gravity. You would much faster die asphyxiation than being shot with nails.

@Thyfunidoge 9 ай бұрын

This is gon be one of them 6M views in 3 years type videos

@andybot8862 8 ай бұрын

echoes act 2 has the same ability as in a silent way its so broken

@sumisu_ 8 ай бұрын

Very excited to see how hey ya kills me

@acewray4288 9 ай бұрын

Tooth: beats you to death with book

@thedoomslayer6204 8 ай бұрын

icl i laughed the hardest i have for a solid 3 years

@VestedUTuber 7 ай бұрын

Ok, Thoth is a bit more complex than that. It's not just predicting someone's death, it locks that prediction in as a predetermined fate. It is possible to defy that fate, but you can't outright avoid the incident that leads to it, you can only mitigate it.

@litsaber 7 ай бұрын

Pearl Jam can actually increase the potency of ingredients in the food cooked by the user, Tonio just needs to cook something mildly poisonous.

@Its_Tuff 8 ай бұрын

7:40 or you know just turn into a 6 foot long Knife.

@michaellatner975 8 ай бұрын

Wonder of U: Hey buddy, i see you think you can follow me out of the woods to get out of them, yeah would suck if a leaf cut your arm off.

@tyger6134 8 ай бұрын

Oh no i removed your ability to breathe. -Guppy, probably.

@pyrielt 2 ай бұрын

Earth Wind and Fire could also turn itself into an anvil maybe Mario ground pound finisher Antonio's just a cool guy tho idk

@woos057 9 ай бұрын

Can you do every Devil Fruit from One Piece next

@maliciouschair2158 7 ай бұрын

despite having abilities and such, having a stand for some reason just makes you stronger than other people. having a physical stand allows you to beat some1 without them knowing, and having a ability speaks for itself.

@CrazyDiamondo 6 ай бұрын

Earth Wind And Fire can morph into a objects with power that greater than Mikitaka have itself. He cant just turn into a bomb because its too powerul, same with guns and i guess bullets too