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That is why I was so confused........................... hahahhahahahha

Actually, John and it's diminutive, Jack, are often interchangeable. But since it's not really shorter( e.g. Robert/Bob), then it's confusing. The best and most famous example of John becoming "Jack" is President John Kennedy. His family often called him Jack.

also a lesson in Feminism

What do you mean? @@ganymeade5151

Oh, you know, the British and their stiff upper lip.

EXACTLY

Peak Jessica Alba was amazing.

Wholeheartedly agree.

Except those pesky warts

@@keithblume5159 yeah. Herpes kinda makes her gross in my eyes.

My first crush

@@echochamber8350 what is a crush 🤔

Go back to your neighborhood!

You must mean SARAWAK.

It's always fascinating to me to get to see other cultures and ways of life. Even if some of the details are off you can usually get a feel for the cultures and people.

are you converted to islam yet?

@@abhilashpatel3036 no, majority of Iban people is Christian and Bahai' 🙏 Sarawak is the only state in Malaysia which Christian is majority.

@@nicholasery is the whole being given as a sex gift part true?

@@chideraalexanderdex547 no, the sex gift (ngayap) is only allowed with the women parent permission. ☺️ But ngayap doesn't necessarily to do sex, it can just be a dating. In Iban culture, if the person doing sex with their partner, they must marry as soon as possible.

Men have the burden of backing up their looks unfortunately. Women don't have to.

And to further disrespect Malaysian culture, they just had to cast a hspanek woman to do it. Hollywood - relentlessly throwing Asia under the bus, just like they did with One Piece🙄

I bet you knew that Sibu, Sarawak, is mentioned in the movie Venom. IIRC, that's where the black gooey stuff first arrived on Earth.

In 2024 as well

Imagine passing a Malaysian as Alba in 2024.

Idk, when did she acquire her std? I know that by 2005 she was a hard pass, but i am not sure when that changed.

she's not leaving my sight ever again she would be American after one night lmao

@@dakingataleedo She can leave whenever she wants. She has enough money to attract a very wealthy man. Smart, beautiful, and classy women tend to marry up.

@@ganymeade5151 yeah...okay. I was just saying I would marry her and not the other chick.

You do know that Selima is of mixed parentage, Right?

Yep. Too many std ruin your chances :(

I still feel Dark Angel deserved a third season. Her acting was exceptionally good.

Like you said, love her and dark Angel ❤

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

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Just hearing them describe the situation of the dictionary whatever thing as Jessica Alba is standing there in front of me would cause me to n** my pants in front of everybody. "You will have sex with Jessica Alba. Again and again and again..." "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

Why

@@adhaskym.a9536 Because he has eyes.

Dude. I married tens. There is no back in the day regarding Jessica Alba. She's forever, because she doesn't possess an atom of mean.

@@gregorywiltz4878 she was my crush back in the day.. I've moved on doesn't mean I don't find her attractive.

What is this movie called

@@patrickmeneses7211 Sleeping Dictionary

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. Jesus Christ loves you so much that He died for your sins and rose from the dead. If you repent from evil ways, believe that Jesus has paid the fine for your sins on the cross and confess Him as your Lord, you will be saved. You see, we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, that's why Jesus Christ, fullness of Godhead bodily, lived a perfect life, fulfilled the prophecies and law, shed His Blood at the cross just so you could be forgiven, reconciled back to the Father, receive God's love, be made a new creation, whole, sanctified. It's not about religion and what good works you can do to earn salvation, it's only by grace through faith in the finished works of Jesus Christ. Read God's Word, preferably start with Gospel of John, pray for the Holy Spirit to fill you, give you wisdom and revelation that way you're born again and see your life changed by the Spirit of the Most High. Much love and God bless you!

I would probably have a stroke before they finished explaining that my new job was to have repeated sex with Jessica Alba.

What is the name of the movie

@@siniketiwemnisi9667 The sleeping dictionary, enjoy...

Ngl i must agree with you, look so awkward 😂

Hugh's look when he was young used to be with longer hair. That's why he looks so weird with short hair at that age.

Thank You! I completely agree. I'll never stan "actors" who care more about the way they look on film than they do about their acting.

Are you shitting me? This is a REAL thing?

@@dialecticalmonist3405 well it was in the movie. Not sure if it was a real thing in real life, but it doesnt seem too far fetched. I have had a couple of 'sleeping dictionaries' (aka girlfriends who spoke a different language and helped me learn it).

Yeah Asian is kind of extreme but as a Polynesian, I think she could pull it off.

3Ms - Exactly in that order. The primary purpose is monetary. Once that’s gone, the mission isn’t that pressing and there’s no need for a military.

I assume you mean 'exploited' and not 'explored'.

@@shoelacedonkey hello 👋🏽 and I read ur comment and yes,thanks for the correct.

Not only would I turn her down, but I'd also do so while maniacally laughing.

When you get a chance for a steak, grab it.

@@ganymeade5151 Only If it's the kind of stake Buffy used. 🤣

I don't think she was really pregnant. Maybe her mother asked her to say that, just to keep John.

He was probably afraid of melting into a blob of pleasure goop and never being able to come back to the real world after a night with Jessica Alba.

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be very reluctant.

@@guest6398 If I thought she was there against her will I would not sleep with her regardless of how beautiful she is. I do not share my bed with anyone who doesn't want to be there, period.

As a Catholic, I would wait for marriage.

men's consent dont matter

Agreed, I'm still holding a major crush on her from Dark Angel. :)

You could've picked so many hollywood actors to prove that frustration and you picked her? She has had little to no work done... and she's still dreamy imho.

@@shoelacedonkey very true, but she still got super skinny aswell, not as much now, but at one point she was

Please the name of the movie?🙏🏾

Her mispronunciation of "semut" as "simut"... 😵‍💫

It's a TTS Bot. They almost never get pronunciations right.

you mean when they get impregnated with a white man? Easy. Put the burden of fatherhood on a nativeman...and escape the collective white guilt, just like the character Henry here...

I know that Jack is a nickname for John, however, it is weird that it keeps switching back and forth

It's ok... he's on the Titanic and will be back soon.

The names Jack and John are interchangeable. I've known lots of guys that were called both, including my paternal grandfather and two uncles.

The Sleeping Dictionary. (It's right there on the screen, as well as the year of release)

I don't think she was really pregnant. Most likely, her mother told her to say that, to keep John. Just guessing, the full movie would have cleared that up.

@@seye2707 Correct...Evil mother in-law move 101

For the love of imaginary god, why don't you read the bottom of the video. Where the title of the movie was the entire time.

The clips are mirror-flipped. You can tell from the driver placement of the car about a minute in.

@@JJ-yc2sv That's where I sit when I'm driving.

@@DraculaSWBF2 You probably live in the US then. Like in most of the rest of the world, the driver seat is on the right in Malaysia.

@@JJ-yc2sv While I'm sure you are right about Malaysia, the rest of the world drives like America. Only Britain, Australia, India, South Africa, Japan and a hand full of smaller countries drive on the left side of the road. About 35%. China, Russia, USA, Canada, South America, The Middle East, Eastern and Western Europe, The Netherlands, and most of Africa drive on the right side of the road and the wheel is on the left. So we can work the transmission with our right hand. Since 90% of homo sapiens are right handed.

@@DraculaSWBF2 I'm guessing you actually looked that up, so I'll take your word for it.