Giving Away My Beard For Charity!
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2 жыл бұрынTHE EVENT IS NOW OVER. THANK YOU FOR DONATING! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY 15 NOVEMBER!
www.curiositybox.com/pages/vs...
100% of the profits go to the Alzheimer's Association!
The cube comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by me :)
@aaryabhave3018 2 жыл бұрын
it’s official guys. We lost Michael to the isolation chamber. He never returned.
@DarpanTikiya 2 жыл бұрын
What was the isolation chamber?
@o_Vina 2 жыл бұрын
It is my beard. Or is it?
@AR-py5uk 2 жыл бұрын
@@DarpanTikiya first episode of mind field
@chanchanman7721 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@curlygurly2112 2 жыл бұрын
that and the Ayahuasca.
@swallowedbymoss5554 2 жыл бұрын
"hey what's that on your shelf?" "oh that's just Michaels beard hair"
@theraginggamer3712 2 жыл бұрын
*OR IS IT?* *vsauce intro*
@sebastianpoopeater5959 2 жыл бұрын
"What's that on your shelf?" "Oh that's a *V s a u c e b e a r d c u b e"*
@chair._ 2 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianpoopeater5959 or is it? what makes a cube, a cube? or what makes a hotdog bun a hotdog bun? is it the hotdog? or the bun? you would say it would be the bun but you could put burger patties in the hotdog bun and it would technically be a burger bun, a bun containing burger patties. if it was the hotdog then if you removed the hotdog from the hotdog bun then it is no longer a hotdog bun? would it be called a bun? or what about leeks? if you put a leek in a glass bowl with water it doesn't leak even though you put a leek in it, or the rick astley paradox, he says he will never give you up and and he will never let you down, meaning he cannot give you a copy of the movie "Up", but in the process letting you down. And how are these topics related to a cube being a cube? Is it about the "what makes"? the hotdog bun, what makes it one? the leek, what makes a leek? rick astley, what makes him never give you up? or let you down? how does a cube being a cube be related with these topics? does a cube being a cube have no answer on why it is a cube?
@triconax3956 2 жыл бұрын
@Pretzel Boy Productions thats sus
@Slayr. 2 жыл бұрын
Them: Who's Michael????
@ragasmaguy Жыл бұрын
How can we trust the person who took illegal selfie in Whitehouse for he would not replace his beards with his pubes.
@camofpv Жыл бұрын
Damn! This comment is so underrated. So imaginatively true.
@ganaraj5016 Жыл бұрын
But why would he?
@neondennon Жыл бұрын
If Michel VSauce Stevens says they’re genuine trimmings of his beard then I trust him.
@ragasmaguy Жыл бұрын
@@neondennon Or do you?🤨
@MrSpiderMan123 Жыл бұрын
@@ganaraj5016 As a plot twist, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
@riflemanm16a2 Жыл бұрын
There may never be another Vsauce Beard Cube, but keep your eyes peeled next time for the Vsauce Pube Cube.
@Victoria_Huot Жыл бұрын
Oh no…
@mistaowickkuh6249 Жыл бұрын
@@Victoria_Huot oh yes. In fact; AWWW YEAHHH!
@moniquesalazar1708 Жыл бұрын
That's all I could think because... How can you tell the difference? He totally could've claimed beard when it's actually pubes, we don't know.
@moniquesalazar1708 Жыл бұрын
Hell it could be someone else's pubes... Or a bunch of people's 😐 Agreeing it's his beard involves trust.
@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын
@@moniquesalazar1708 OH HELL NO
@count1572 2 жыл бұрын
This is the peak of Vsauce’s insanity.
@robezy0 2 жыл бұрын
future you might beg to differ
@shekharr2227 2 жыл бұрын
You underestimate him
@werl_01 2 жыл бұрын
The peak? No, no, no… He’s only just begun!
@violetskiy854 2 жыл бұрын
No! it's your insanity
@I_Hate_YouTube. 2 жыл бұрын
Belle delphene: male edition
@Taikamuna 2 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until someone takes the DNA from the beard hairs and grows a Michael clone
@robee984 2 жыл бұрын
Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos
@klad2860 2 жыл бұрын
Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos
@hm-zu6hy 2 жыл бұрын
Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos
@stratford1 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you lazy now .. start upload videos
@mauriciob.6066 2 жыл бұрын
Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos
@T-T.... Жыл бұрын
Its like selling bath water but better.
@vintage-radio Ай бұрын
beard water
@sunnivathebest846 Жыл бұрын
This beard can be the future of our species’s survival
@Kreshura-tm5rb 6 ай бұрын
Or it is?
@pans7761 6 ай бұрын
@@Kreshura-tm5rbOr is it?*
@asbdowasduwagibberish4700 5 ай бұрын
@@pans7761 Ot ir is?**
@ZanTheGold Ай бұрын
Caesar: NO
@virtualnonsense3762 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever wins this should go full Jurassic Park with it. Just imagine an island inhabited by Michaels.
@mbusomabena9751 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rarewhiteape 2 жыл бұрын
Life… finds a way. Or does it? *Vsauce music plays*
@skullduggerry 2 жыл бұрын
*I N F I N I T E V S A U C E*
@mjohnstone2399 2 жыл бұрын
It's a pity you can't clone from hair as they are dead cells where the DNA has already begun breaking down and fragmenting.
@beginnermusic4203 2 жыл бұрын
Hello, Vsauce Michael here . ... ( repeats )
@jeremiahlopez1791 2 жыл бұрын
“Gaze upon them, admire them, plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife, what you do with them…”
@Lone-Lee 2 жыл бұрын
*".....sceneandsend......"
@jeremiahlopez1791 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lone-Lee I’m so sorry please forgive me and clean me of my sins.
@aggebojkalos6518 2 жыл бұрын
…thesceneofacrime…***
@sheikshook5720 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahlopez1791 *"bruh"
@brianviktor8212 2 жыл бұрын
It is the ideal ploy to commit a murder though - for him! He has the excuse that his DNA was spread *all over the world* and thus the evidence at hand must be dismissed. Everybody could just frame him for any crime! I think he is shifting his career to become a serial-killer. That's what I would do... if I were him!
@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын
“Genuine trimmings of my beard, encased in glorious museum quality acrylic” is not a phrase I’d think I’d hear from Vsauce, even by Vsauce standards
@JosiahBriggs 5 күн бұрын
But what *are* Vsauce standards? **INTRO MUSIC**
@greenc0mmie767 Жыл бұрын
Imagine someone just donated like 5 million and just got every strand of his hair
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Danymok 2 жыл бұрын
"But what is a beard, and does it have a consciousness?"
@Jasmarkelina 2 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔 Confused mew mew
@kittenritty7959 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jordanranstead3016 2 жыл бұрын
Music plays
@reaper_guardian_8214 2 жыл бұрын
And if so, how much braincells does it have
@panchor 2 жыл бұрын
Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldV_Y7RisZa-dKs.html
@BudravenOG 2 жыл бұрын
I will pass this down many generations as a priceless heirloom.
@frisko7955 2 жыл бұрын
Hairloom
@beckettmaffei 2 жыл бұрын
@@frisko7955 I love this
@avacado4706 2 жыл бұрын
@@frisko7955 I thought the same thing lmao
@United-Federation-of-Planets 2 жыл бұрын
It will be an interesting game of telephone First Gen: Beard Hair Second Gen: Back Hair Third Gen: Armpit Hair Forth Gen: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ppeqa8ujsNDFZWg.html
@headoverheels899 2 жыл бұрын
“My child, keep this for the rest of your life, and treasure it like you did with the time I was with you” “What is it dear father?” “Some famous dude’s beard I bought for charity”
@Lickmacake 9 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie. In future this might be one of the rarest NFT to own as a millionaire
@fabriziogiordano2405 8 ай бұрын
The whole fbi type shit got me dying 😂😂💀💀 (the part where he hints on how u could use those hairs to incriminate him)
@iIlusion213 12 күн бұрын
Hmmm good...
@denissdenisson6823 2 жыл бұрын
Trick is hes going to commit a crime and say "What about the person who got my beard hairs, they must have planted them"
@warrenarnold 2 жыл бұрын
Small beards found near stolen food, 😅
@alexe1188 2 жыл бұрын
I thought about this too
@barackobama4790 2 жыл бұрын
this man is so smart it’s crazy. He just made it so that he could never be caught with murder because they would say someone planted it
@winstonknowitall4181 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for that comment. I bet Michael is in fact a serial killer.
@kaleymcquinn7904 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: It wasn’t me; I was framed! Judge: Sir, we saw you with the bloody knife
@sanjibsinha3500 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaleymcquinn7904 Michael: Or is it an optical illusion?
@edzter10 2 жыл бұрын
ITS BARACK OBAMA!!!!
@g.i2165 2 жыл бұрын
@@edzter10 wtf
@wiffywiffy7896 9 ай бұрын
"Yeah you're welcome in my home" "as long as you don't ask about the pubic cube"
@2Glm005 Жыл бұрын
“Plant them at a crime scene and send me to prison” got me lol
@snoodlyboodly227 3 ай бұрын
Same
@josho7138 2 ай бұрын
Okay I will do that
@thinkfact 2 жыл бұрын
Do you plan on having a little document alongside it as proof of it's authenticity? Let alone would be just as funny as the beard block.
@potatosordfighter666 2 жыл бұрын
Just compare it to this video. The hair will always be in a very specific arrangement.
@cosmiceon 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called a COA, certificate of authenticity
@Cukito4 2 жыл бұрын
It is authenticity? What does that mean?
@Vsauce 2 жыл бұрын
yep! It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed my me :)
@putinsplayground 2 жыл бұрын
@UCRIJhZ2xxWXtGE_9xeERBag you- you just corrected Vsauce...
@fiftyfat 2 жыл бұрын
I've already lost a great uncle to alzheimer's a few years ago and this summer my grandma was hospitalized and has lost all autonomy because of the disease. She still recognizes me even if she don't remember my name but I don't know for how much longer... I hope your campaign will be a sucess. Take care.
@jakefromstatefarm7602 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, sorry to hear that
@stare4539 2 жыл бұрын
yo
@batimius 2 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry to hear. My grandpa died a few months ago because of Alzheimer's too, so I understand what you feel. It truly is a very sad disease, especially because of the fact that it drains the person away instead of killing them on the spot, at least this was from my experience. During my event, it was a constant battle of if he would leave or not. It is the worst when my mother got a call in 1:30 AM from my aunt and told her that it was over. It was a truly painful experience, but at least his soul can rest now. I am sorry to hear and I hope your grandma recovers or doesn't develop much further.
@gumarks_ 2 жыл бұрын
Take care too, bro.
@Flightsy 2 жыл бұрын
he forgor💀
@blockman_games17 8 ай бұрын
vsauce beard cube is the peak of modern items
@nesrineelassri 8 ай бұрын
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here" "Your home security is great!" 0:11 "Or is it" 🧐 "Vsauce theme starts playing"
@09bikerman1 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is self aware enough to know that this is just the type of thing his accursed viewers will spend way too much money trying to get, and he’s using that to his advantage. Well played.
@alfiealfie35 2 жыл бұрын
well, to humanity's too
@youwantmyname9208 2 жыл бұрын
And I'm buying it
@laurencevillenoble9053 2 жыл бұрын
Well, what'd you expect from a guy who spat wisdom to millions of people?
@antonisadkowski8598 2 жыл бұрын
It's a non-thot equivalent of selling your bathwater. Michael learns from the best, just like a wise man should.
@seanplaysgames2551 2 жыл бұрын
@@antonisadkowski8598 ah yes, michael vsauce is learning from belle delphine, just the way it should be
@christopherroche9893 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most vsauce thing Michael has ever done.
@JimmyJaxJellyStax Жыл бұрын
I've always wanted Vsauce beard hairs
@isaacbelcher4984 9 ай бұрын
The most powerful artifact in the universe.
@LegoAnimations6370 2 жыл бұрын
The legend says that if you ever touched that cube, you would immediately start hearing The Vsauce Music and question things around you.
@PeterBarnes2 2 жыл бұрын
That would make a good SCP.
@um1372 2 жыл бұрын
@@PeterBarnes2 Yeah
@godamongall 2 жыл бұрын
you would *be* vsauce
@Fariha_m 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I remember watching you years ago man. And I’m surprised you still upload, keep it up!
@wuvumgywgy 2 жыл бұрын
You gain 60 more iq points
@HarshilKatira 2 жыл бұрын
Someday, some future archaeologists will find this resin artefact.
@zer0527 2 жыл бұрын
and, as planned, the future civilization will use the encased DNA to clone him, bringing Michael hundreds of thousands of years into the future, when the time is right for his takeover.
@oasprey1108 2 жыл бұрын
I get that some people can't spell things but the way you spelled artifact physically made me feel ill. I hate you/
@paul_has_nolife 2 жыл бұрын
@@oasprey1108 Grammar nazi
@oasprey1108 2 жыл бұрын
@@paul_has_nolife No i dont care if u mispell day to day things like it happens but the way he spelled it.
@slolilols 2 жыл бұрын
@@oasprey1108 artefact is the original British spelling whilst artifact is just the American version. You should've done the research before trying to make someone look bad when in fact they weren't. Not everything is centred around America, dude.
@hell.png. 9 ай бұрын
This guy is a legend for mentioning the memes around him
@MANOFTIME 7 ай бұрын
I come back to this video once in a while just to assure myself that I'm never more insane than michael
@Hecttic 2 жыл бұрын
Some random dude: I finally have His hair! And it’s mine forever. Michael: *Appears out of thin air* “ Or is it? “
@SparseB 2 жыл бұрын
*Intro music plays* But what *is* yours? Is it atoms that you possess? Things you collect? What if they came off living things like me? Are they split down the middle 50-50? Sure you can draw the line somewhere but-
@congratulationsmerry6386 2 жыл бұрын
@@SparseB Speaking of 50/50 did you know thats the chance for you to survive an michapocalyps? *starts running from genetically cloned michaels*
@ihatethisshitist 2 жыл бұрын
@@congratulationsmerry6386 Speaking about running! Do you know exactly when it stop being a walk, and become running? Is it 1 km/h? 1,01 km/h?
@impwolf 2 жыл бұрын
thanks for capitalizing His name as you should
@zelkk7049 2 жыл бұрын
@@impwolf michael from vsauce
@Cristnogol 2 жыл бұрын
This is going to be an excellent Christmas present and future family heirloom.
@reytheon486 2 жыл бұрын
More like hairloom!
@rap5374 2 жыл бұрын
Haha hairloom
@_Stin_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@reytheon486 Beat me by 4 hours lol
@rajabsonje3050 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mLhjpq2LybHPfWQ.html
@yesyoucan7877 2 жыл бұрын
This ain’t apex bro
@BasicShapes Жыл бұрын
*PlantThemAtTheSceneOfACrimeAndSendMeToPrisonForLife*
@L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 ай бұрын
I adore that this man just goes with the SCPSauce memes.
@ervinm.5065 2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: beardless Michael doens't exist, he can't hurt you Beardless Michael:
@Perririri 2 жыл бұрын
Normie
@Rohit_03 2 жыл бұрын
Fits well though
@notlancer6145 2 жыл бұрын
i think he looks better
@Tyler-dm9jw 2 жыл бұрын
That’s rude
@AsteroidBK 2 жыл бұрын
he never had a beard until recently anyway
@justlixian293 2 жыл бұрын
But jokes aside, the fact he is helping with donations is really heart warming. It just, well, his ways are weird
@anteater9408 2 жыл бұрын
Beyond your understanding doesn't mean weird
@Persun_McPersonson 2 жыл бұрын
@@anteater9408 I think that's exactly the type of stuff that the word "weird" is used on.
@lxgiwyz 2 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good
@somedude6833 2 жыл бұрын
Who decides what is weird and what isn’t? Should shadow become light, and should you live long enough to become one with it, would it be weird? Should the beard stare at you, in it’s unending glory, would you accept it, or banish it?
@myriad3569 2 жыл бұрын
@@justlixian293 you fool you can never “aside” the jokes
@Redice. 7 ай бұрын
In the thumbnail it looks like the beard was the last thing that kept him sane.
@VexNovaYT 9 ай бұрын
With his dna, I can fuse it with mine and have his beard powers. Soon I will be the new Vsauce, and nobody can stop me! HAHAHAHA!!!!
@thomasmosner7130 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he had to wait until a certain point in his career for this to be such a big deal to all of us
@I_am_Alxui 2 жыл бұрын
Hey!:)
@bendesmond6008 2 жыл бұрын
I woulda bought it after farting mario
@boggybolt6782 2 жыл бұрын
Vsauce is the only person on this planet who can pull off being both deeply thoughtful and educational, yet still shitposting in the most classy way possible. He is a gift from the gods, and we must cherish him.
@kissthesky40 2 жыл бұрын
Easy there tiger
@jeremiahwilliams8623 2 жыл бұрын
@@kissthesky40 stop trying to FUCKING CONTAIN US HE IS OUR GOD
@proxycatapult 2 жыл бұрын
Or is he?
@lifeinvader1016 2 жыл бұрын
its called good marketing
@kat1york 2 жыл бұрын
@@lifeinvader1016 Don't you mean "God Marketing"? 😜 🧔
@Gargantuan_pineapple 8 ай бұрын
im gonna hot glue them to my jaw. thank you Michael
@childObliterator 9 ай бұрын
'Or is it a donation?'
@knickohr01 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Michael wants to commit a crime and is giving hair away, so when they find his hair near the crime scene he can blame it on the winner and tell everyone that he got framed by him.
@experi-mentalproductions5358 2 жыл бұрын
Until the winner shows that they still have his hair in the cube.
@Vsauce 2 жыл бұрын
🤫
@kevinmendoza6386 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vsauce OMG hi
@steveweast475 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmendoza6386 but what does "Hi" taste like?
@Christopher-to6sq 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vsauce lol
@mitchkovacs1396 2 жыл бұрын
It almost sounds like Michael has already left his beard hair at the scene of a crime and is trying to make a defense that it could be planted by someone else
@SamuQu 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@archonix 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he'd be incapable of committing a crime without announcing his presence and asking a vaguely disturbing question. "Hey, vsauce, michael here! ... What does your kidney smell like?"
@BlueScreenCorp 2 жыл бұрын
That's such a Michael thing to do, although it wouldn't be a violent crime it would be confusing intricate vandalism
@ilvisionariowood 2 жыл бұрын
that's fantastic sick
@Scooterbeerrun 2 жыл бұрын
His beard eats people, "Feed me Michael!"
@salmonking2710 9 ай бұрын
“Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to jail for life” this really got me good
@ravisharath4302 8 ай бұрын
"Planet them at the scene of a crime an send me to prison for life." That's what I'm thinking 😂
@caeruleumluna9630 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Being a lawful person Also Michael: plantitatasceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife
@theorangeoof926 11 ай бұрын
Perfect defence, if he is caught for a crime he did or didn’t do he can reference this
@theskithouse5172 11 ай бұрын
I died
@theskithouse5172 11 ай бұрын
At that part
@TheLManIsHere 8 ай бұрын
0:45
@D_bodyboy 7 ай бұрын
This was hard to read because in spanish it can be confusing see the word "plantitas", that means little plants in english
@birdlawspecialist 2 жыл бұрын
Investing in vsauce hair. Finally, my master plan to create a clone of michael will be complete.
@michaelzhang9806 2 жыл бұрын
Better yet, consume that hairs. Become Michael “VSAUCE” Vsauce, gain his powers.
@priyanshujain5597 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, he got a power called Brain for all, if one comsumes his hair,they will get this power.
@nihan7145 8 ай бұрын
Put it back. PUT IT BACK PLEASE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS MICHEAL. PUT IT BAAACCCKKKKK
@FezGaming1945 8 ай бұрын
*People donating to celebrities be like:* w a t e r is t h i r s t y
@Hypercube9 2 жыл бұрын
"I can possess the DNA of Micheal from Vsauce? Do you realize what this means?!? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Micheal from Vsauce!"
@Snotkoglen 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is God. DNA can't even begin to contain him.
@Hypercube9 2 жыл бұрын
@@Snotkoglen Isn't this the same guy who tasted a chair in his last video? 🤣😅
@chromaticcobalt8358 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hypercube9 god works in mysterious ways
@kauaproco9853 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a future commercial like "Grow your OWN Michael from VSauce, right in the comfort of your home!"
@dsp4392 2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@melckyrva22 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Michael knows that his fanbase is THIS WEIRD
@meatloafbiggie2348 2 жыл бұрын
For a beard
@rjmunt 2 жыл бұрын
I'm weird ... Not that weird though. I'd rather donate to make sure that thing didnt arrive on my doorstep.
@violetskiy854 2 жыл бұрын
I bet they'll get loads of donations
@panchor 2 жыл бұрын
Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldV_Y7RisZa-dKs.html
@sharicamonet9675 2 жыл бұрын
@@rjmuntLMBO Yes!!!!
@prinzexisalowqualityytber 9 ай бұрын
this guy know what a human needs
@Lazydcat 7 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until anatomy doctors checked and revealed that those aren't beard hair
@SoraZ2112 2 жыл бұрын
Years later, this will be worth millions. That’d be hilarious.
@MarkusHobelsberger 2 жыл бұрын
Jup, just imagine DaVinci's or Shakespeare's hair's value today.
@b1gb017 2 жыл бұрын
hil-hair-ious lol.
@rkpyi8616 2 жыл бұрын
Just like art, This beard price will spiked when Michael died...
@sasdagreat8052 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkpyi8616 Discontinued by manufacturer
@arjunarun3033 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkpyi8616 you fool michael is timeless he will never die
@funkymonks8333 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Michael realizes how unhinged his audience is
@simianto9957 2 жыл бұрын
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@plugOutletflowey 8 ай бұрын
plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life
@TouchTone21 9 ай бұрын
Vsauce went from 50 years old to sperm cell real quick💀
@jdtreharne 2 жыл бұрын
VSauce plotting the greatest crime coverup of all time. "Your honor, clearly that hair was planted by the anonymous winner of the charity event."
@noone3708 2 жыл бұрын
Or was it?
@beegbeegyoshi487 2 жыл бұрын
@@noone3708 daaaanbadaaaaaaa
@oranjethefox8725 9 ай бұрын
I’d break the cube and mix them into my pasta to gain his wisdom
@tiragd928 8 ай бұрын
The camera quality better than my eyesight 💀
@treebush 2 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for future archeologist get a hold of this and how this is the sacred beard of a man who onces spoke to millions of boundless wisdom the wise Prophet Vsauce
@axelprino 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this exact comment, thank you.
@jespervanberkel1965 2 жыл бұрын
And Bearded Nun!
@stare4539 2 жыл бұрын
Yoo
@fbi-thecommenter127 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Auctions Beard Heair Everyone: Invest
@hoanoannguyen7936 Жыл бұрын
Hey Michael, idk if you still have plan of continues making videos on this channel. But if you do, would you make a video about multiverse?
@M4rionette 8 ай бұрын
“plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife”-vsause 2021
@moonhead5967 2 жыл бұрын
"plant them at the scene of a crime" what if Michael is a serial killer and he's doing this knowing he can use this as an excuse. Not fooling me Vsauce Michael, I'm not going down for your crimes.
@JayJayvanriel 2 жыл бұрын
I was the 💯 'th' like 😊
@konstant_ly 2 жыл бұрын
God fucking dammit I love how this is something we, as his fanbase, would actually all love to have. He knows how we look at his beard lmfao
@Cloud-jz5zx 2 жыл бұрын
Æ
@konstant_ly 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cloud-jz5zx Æ.
@vishwarao6064 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cloud-jz5zx œ
@NoOne-qi4tb 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cloud-jz5zx X-Æ-12
@engineergaming6631 2 жыл бұрын
Darnn, I'm to moronic to contribute to the trend . . . Or AM I?!?
@Despotic_Waffle 7 ай бұрын
People go back and say old vsauce was crazy, but forget that he never really changed, he just changed content focus.
@REEEPROGRAM 2 жыл бұрын
*[[400 years jn the future]]* "See anything?" ..."uh yes..A hair in a.. cube?" *"THE LEGEND WAS TRUE! WE FINALLY FOUND IT"*
@omprakashbaruah9425 2 жыл бұрын
Poor joke.
@totallynotsquiggles8317 2 жыл бұрын
Micheal: "You have a chance to win my beard" Also Micheal: "But first, what is a beard?" * Vsause music intensifies *
@sifugameplay5895 Жыл бұрын
Hey VSauce, Michael here.
@daymonvoisin7153 Жыл бұрын
@@sifugameplay5895 Today we'll be covering two closely related topics; the first, what's a beard, and the second, how to kill someone with both machetes and laughter.
@Hubson55 Жыл бұрын
@@daymonvoisin7153 But what is laugh? What is the purpose of laughing? If aliens exist, do they laugh too?
@eeveeofalltrades4780 7 ай бұрын
"If it's no longer attached to my face, is it still a beard? And is it still mine?"
@narcizosanchez138 Жыл бұрын
I think Michael, like most of us, is just a little boy who, even as he is so smart, he makes certain things that just seem not to have a purpose. It is a mirror for all of us to see who we are. His consciousness of the time of that video was of a younger man than what he seems
@Iraqball69mapping 4 ай бұрын
Hey Vsauce Michael Here! Your home security is great. Or is it? 0:09
@fishussugon3215 2 жыл бұрын
"Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life" Michael has truly seen everything
@SMG516 2 жыл бұрын
"admire them... plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife" really caught me off guard
@ulischmidt03 Жыл бұрын
I swear, if that doesn’t end up in an actual museum, I will be upset
@Vector_Dash 8 ай бұрын
All we need is a healthy ovum and we can grow our own Vsauce
@PauaP 2 жыл бұрын
I loved how he shown that picture of him staring directly to a CCTV camera, thus showing it was actually HIM, and not some random guy who looked like him.
@Lynn-zc9jg 2 жыл бұрын
"hey vsauce Michael here you can't contain me forever"
@naufalap 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lynn-zc9jg clasic
@helper_bot 2 жыл бұрын
how fast........ can you *run* ?
@kektagonb3469 2 жыл бұрын
@@helper_bot but first… What *IS* Fast?
@romainhedouin 2 жыл бұрын
You've done all sorts of absurd yet somehow this tops it all 😆
@Muscleman8562 2 жыл бұрын
I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪
@lynxsss5403 2 жыл бұрын
Did he uploaded this again? Seems like I saw it somewhere
@panchor 2 жыл бұрын
Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldV_Y7RisZa-dKs.html
@Mohg-Type 2 жыл бұрын
@@panchor bot 🤖
@rijck3329 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@creativekid473 9 ай бұрын
The beginning of the burning memory
@jojof.n5594 7 ай бұрын
YEAAH! NOW WE WILL BE ABLE TO CLONE Vsauce!!!
@CryptoNWO 2 жыл бұрын
I must own it.
@Trashpanda04 2 жыл бұрын
I mean you could use a second account to donate the max amount of money and get 2x the chances
@VOIDSenseMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Or do you?
@ahmeds8506 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comments, genuinely.
@Q--_--90909 2 жыл бұрын
Then win.
@SpAm-AcCoUnT 2 жыл бұрын
I hate to do this but uh………….. dibs. Sorry. Mine now, goon.
@00kidney 2 жыл бұрын
I already have Belle Delphine bath water and today I'm gonna win Vsauce beard hairs. Now I only need Pewdiepie's headset, MrBeast's bag of money and Dhar Mann's black tshirt to complete the KZfaqrs Infinity Gauntlet!
@LeoLioriXD 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot Tom Scott's red shirt
@chaos_omega 2 жыл бұрын
It's called the Tesshairact
@WeebKilla 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot critical white t shirt
@johnaverill6308 2 жыл бұрын
@@WeebKilla screw that, I want one of his moby huges
@madgeroonii 2 жыл бұрын
Need to get a slice of the vomit cake
@BorisLev 9 ай бұрын
if he actually got rid of his beard that would screw up the earth's timeline
@suhnih4076 8 ай бұрын
He's reached the OF phase of youtubers
@pz-sc6201 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a child asking their mom to donate a hundred dollars for someone’s beard hair, that would be so weird.
@MasquedJustice 2 жыл бұрын
They'll understand when they realize it's VSauce
@_strangelet__ 2 жыл бұрын
All that's fun until the demand for Michael's beard increases and he uses his backup 🎃
@amit-mishra 2 жыл бұрын
Boom will be greater than 'crypto'currency.
@monkelulu9499 8 ай бұрын
Bro transformed from Micheal to trying to steal the chipmunks
@zoeykhan553 8 ай бұрын
0:45 PLANT THEM AT THE SCENE OF A CRIME AND SEND ME TO PRISON FOR LIFE
@FareSkwareGamesFSG 2 жыл бұрын
There are few people who have had as large an impact on me as this glorious beard. It has undoubtedly shaped who I am and how I live. I thank you for sharing your beard, Michael, and inspiring me to grow my own.
@scottfromspace 2 жыл бұрын
Growing a beard isn't something you just do over night. Pursue this quest with caution.
@yuri34544 2 жыл бұрын
@@scottfromspace He says "it inspired me to... " It did not imply that he has grown his own.
@creeperhunterD 2 жыл бұрын
@@yuri34544 Hence why he said "pursue this quest with caution" next time read the whole comment, dummy (:
@r.i.p.8429 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever wins, just keep them safe in acryllic and smash it as soon as cloneing is a thing. Humanity saved ✅
@renderproductions1032 2 жыл бұрын
THIS!
@Caerulis 2 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES
@nikhilnagaria2672 2 жыл бұрын
THIS
@HeyMidnight 2 жыл бұрын
V sauce, please come back, you are what we need this summer
@ChrisDale-fz5dh 7 ай бұрын
The great sacrifice
@calopteryx76 2 жыл бұрын
"Vsauce without beard isn't real, he can't hurt you." Vsauce without beard: 0:07
@dshbvhjbfhvjb 2 жыл бұрын
circle
@RealRomplayer 2 жыл бұрын
You must be new here if you only know Michael with that beard.
@Q--_--90909 2 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@luke27luis 2 жыл бұрын
Or is that Techmoan? 😂
@labyrinthdweller6707 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing this. My grandmother passed away from a stroke caused by Alzheimers. It’s been over 3 years since then. It’s such a sad illness. Thank you.
@fairywww 2 жыл бұрын
srry for ur loss
@nettieharris 2 жыл бұрын
I have to take care of my husband’s grandmother who had I’ll timers and yes indeed it is horrible and sad Way to go
@simianto9957 2 жыл бұрын
Mine has it now. We just found out actually, turns out it's already severe. Dementia sucks.
@Squirrel-zq6oe Жыл бұрын
This is legendary this guy is a true inspiration.
@Cheez_reelsmooth13 6 ай бұрын
"plant them at a scene of crime and get me sent to prison for the rest of my life." Hmmmm...
@dragon67849 2 жыл бұрын
Belle sells bathwater for herself, Michael from Vsauce sells his beard for a good cause. You have won the internet whilst belle broke it. Tip of the hat Michael, tip of the hat
@SinHurr 2 жыл бұрын
Or did he? Michael, VSauce's beard here.
@andrewburnett8743 2 жыл бұрын
the man that truely influenced my young mind in a positive way, here today nearly 10 years later, a great thing in this world, keep your patreon up forever i hope michael is wealthy but i owe part of my life to these ideas and this place
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