Petition for John to read the questions maybe that way he will understand them more 😂😂😂

every episode without fail, jon will ask for more context on a scenario and alex will remind him that she also knows only what she read out to him🤣 i can’t imagine young jon reading problem sums of dylan buying 8 watermelons and not having enough money to pay for them, but when the question is “how much money does dylan still require?” jon’s response is “why does he need so many watermelons? if they’re all for him they’ll go off - i bet he could get one and save himself $10.30 if he wasn’t such a greedy bastard.” or something to that effect 🤭🤪

If my wife went to her boss' hotel room for a drink, that would be a serious problem.

Jon, bidets can be warm and also...who goes straight to level 5 and then jumps to level TWELVE!?!

Having worked with inmates who had a lot of their teeth removed with promises of dentures while incarcerated, I can tell you it had a negative impact on their lives. The confidence and happiness when they got their dentures was unmatched!

Bidet pro: post partum period, not having to use the stupid peri bottles. The cool water felt so nice and I felt so clean! Gotta use it on LOW/ level 1 obviously. It was a nice bonus I wasn’t expecting!

Jon’s silent acting during the ZocDoc ad is my favorite thing 😅

To the one with religious parents who dont want them to move in together: Same thing happened to me. The time came when my bf and I wanted to move in together, I lived with my dad only because my parents are divorced. My dad is the religious one, I pretty much just told him I wanted to move in with my bf. He just said he didn’t agree and that I shouldn’t do it, time passed and he just did as if it wasn’t happening. When the time came and I actually went through with it and moved out he wouldn’t really talk to me. He was pissed for like a month or 2 because he thought that by saying that he didn’t want me to it wouldn’t happen. After time kind of did its thing and we started talking again, he told me welp you are out of the house, it means you can take care of yourself and you can pay your college yourself. (I knew everything else I had to take care of myself. I was not expecting the college thing because that is how it has been in our entire family, college gets paid by our parents, move out or not, married or not, kids or not). No one in my family agreed with what he was doing but when he told me that, I didn’t fight him. I said ok 👍. I was going to do whatever I needed to do in order to finish my college. All this to say: You gotta choose what you want, wait until school is done or you gotta put your pants on and deal with it yourself.

Poor dental health can have massive impacts on health. Rotting teeth hold bacteria & can spread through your jaw, not to mention swallowing all that infection creates gut & lymph issues

100% agree with Jon about not going to your boss hotel room. It’s not victim blaming it is common sense. Meeting in the hotel bar is definitely safer but still be cautious… have one drink and leave.

Love the podcast! I agree with Alex when she says it is confidence is what people are attracted but unfortunately we live in a world where certain physical attributes are validated more than the others, leading to people feeling more confident than others. Yes, the people need to look within in order to feel comfortable with how they look and find that confidence but the individual who wrote that particular question might feel more confident by either going to the gym or fixing their teeth. There is nothing wrong in asking to be externally validated to feel confident!

This was a great episode! But my mouth hit the ground when you read one of the “secrets” and I seriously had to rack my brain to think if I had written that secret in and just completely forgot about it 😂😂😂 congrats on the baby boy!! They’re so fun!

Never been so early in my life 😮 I love your podcast!! Always brings me joy throughout my week! Congrats on the little baby to be 💛🥹

Awwww 🥹🥲🥲🥲 I’m so so happy for you all! Alex get ready to be OVERly loved by your little boy💙 Mama’s boy is such real thing lol it’s going to be such an amazingggg feeling, I promise ☺️

Just my luck! Jon is talking about poop and wiping ass, and a damn DoorDash/food commercial pops up 😂😂 no thanks door dash !

I love your content so much! Alex is looking sooo good ! congratulations on the little one 😊🥹

First! You guys are hilarious, love the pod and IG reels! 🔥

Oh my gosh... congrats you two!!!! So excited for you new addition. 💙🎉 Wishing you both the best and many blessings 🌞

So excited for you guys!

49:11 I love your guys response to this. That was my exact thought right before you said it 😂

Congratulations!! God bless 🙌

Congratulations on your boy!:) they’re so much fun!

Loveee yalll so much: that’s all 🩷

Omgggg. My fiance and i are just like you guys. Having the silliest conversations and constantly laughing. Thank you so much for your content. Fyi - you aint really married unless you talkin bout your saucy poops 😂

I was brushing my teeth and spat the bubbles all over the mirror when you said someone needs to get beat up at least once in your life! It’s true. I believe. Suffering or struggle at least once is good to teach appreciation for life and consideration for other life

The tipping I agree on . I just went to a baseball game and they ask for tip after I stood in line ordered my food and took it to my seat! That drink and nachos alone were $30. It’s ridiculous

I’ve worked in the dental field for 12 years now: The gym being 10 dollars a month, which is what I do, he can easily be a part of. But that is a long journey and a time commitment and if he struggles this much with confidence now, a better body won’t help him. But yes, he should work out. Teeth are so interconnected with overall health, physically and mental! He should work on his teeth first financials while he works an out and sees a therapist (or just works on his confidence) not all girls are that shallow.

In case the secret person is reading …not only will you regret it for yourself one day looking back on a lifetime of denying your true self but also you say you love your partner but does he deserve to spend his life married to someone who will never be fully in it? You have already taken 7 years of this persons life if you love him at all let him go so he can find someone who can be fully fulfilled by him. You should love yourself enough to do it for you but if that’s too hard then love him enough to do it for him.

You guys are so funny 😆 congrats on baby!! 🩵

Congratulations on baby boy!! I’m 3 months and we did the bloodwork to make sure baby is healthy & included to check for gender - we find out soon & can’t wait - we think it’s a boy too (we have close friends who are a couple months ahead with a boy on the way & they say babies come in waves - a bunch of girls/boys being born) I can’t wait to find out!!

Congrats on your baby boy!💙

Confidence and having a good personality is the key.

I’m so happy! Congratulations! I am also expecting my first and it is a boy due in September as well! Me and my husband also thought we were having a girl so finding out it is a boy was a complete shock, but so happy! Prayers for you and your family🩵

Aw, I have two boys and am currently expecting a baby girl (having her this week, AHHH). Boys are awesome! Blessings to you!

Like my dad says once you turn 18 whatever your parent does to help you is out of the goodness of your heart. Causes your life is your responsibility to take care and your parents got their's life to take care of

Congratulations ❤️❤️❤️

Congrats hun! 🩵 Welcome to the boy mamas club. I’m also expecting a boy this August. It’s boy season for the lovely Mamas to be.🫶🏼💙 Also it’s the year ago the dragon, so Morher of Dragons we shall be!🐉🐲

I was here for the cake! 😅 Still, congrats on your baby boy guys!! 👶🏻💙

i use to be a server and our tips were split with the hosts, cooks, and bartenders so please tip your servers well! it was always so so SO frustrating when tables would tip $5 for a $30 meal or over.

As a rule I’m not tipping counter workers lol I’m sorry 🤷🏽‍♂️every once in a while I will but …. No lol

Wish my husband and I knew y’all in real life. I feel like we’d be great friends 🤣

That intro was so crisp

the road rage story.. please recreate it!!!!

New subscriber!

31:59 how did I know it was gonna take this turn (haha I’m guilty of doing this exact thing ) and yesss the best part was the laugh and Jon making fun of her because this legit happens in my household 😂💀 Sarcasm right her is,, the man should be happy I picked them because I could have choose different but I decided to go with personality and not looks 😂💀

Omg I had a similar experience. I’m currently pregnant with our son but before we found out I was convinced it was a girl. I had 2 psychics tell me I was pregnant and it was a girl and then I was having constant dreams of it being a girl and so did my boyfriends mom. Then we got the blood test and ultrasound after and he’s a boy! I was shockeddddd

Congrats! That’s what my first was too! (I may have skipped ahead and don’t wanna ruin for anyone watching) but I think that’s the ideal for the first obviously it is what it is and we can’t exactly choose but I think they’re easier first and then if you have a second and it’s the opposite that’s the best but ya know I may be biased since that’s how my family is structured 😂

Congratulations 🎉

Awww congratulations 🤍

Congrats! I found out I was pregnant and always for some reason believed I’d have a boy so I was upset and confused about it being a girl lol of course I’m ecstatic now and she’s amazing. ❤

Congratulations on your little boy 🩵

Congrats you two! Also having a boy, due in September!

Help with tipping: Sit down- 20%+ is for good to great service (not how good food is… did server fix issues and was aware of your needs?) Poor to average service is fair to give 15%+/- Takeout service- 10%+ Ps…. Use discretion. Show great people that they deserve great recognition and be aware that togos at sit down restaurants are usually taking time out of the server’s day and taking them away from their tables… which could mean less tips from others. ❤ be humble… be kind.

Ah congratulations!! I had a gut feeling you were having a boy 🩵 praying for a healthy rest of your pregnancy as well as a safe birth for mama and baby 🫶🏼

This is way too much poop chat for me and I'm a nurse that's half my conversations 😂

Story 4: if he’s a student, cant he get into the schools gym free with an id card? It was definitely an option in my college

With the religious parents. Your boyfriend agree with his parents rules the second he took the money. Part of being adult and accepting your parents help is honoring whatever rules they had

Agree with Jon 100% about the employee going to have drinks in the hotel room. So not victim blaming. Have some self preservation people!

The test results could’ve been wrong. My uncle was told he’s having a boy. My mom had a dream that he’s telling her “look at my baby boy”. They ended up having a boy. If she said she was praying and you’re having a girl, then you ARE having a girl

Have you guys stopped uploading to Apple Podcasts? I don’t see today’s episode on Apple Podcast.

I agree with John with the whole boss thing. She was wrong for even going back to hotel/ hotel bar/ hotel room- especially by yourself and not other coworkers and no, I’m Not victim blaming, it’s just common sense.

Not having your dad come to your wedding would be hurtful. I could understand if she needed some time away from him. But I think a conversation eventually needs to be had so he knows how she feels and for him to understand why he wasn’t included in the proposal.

You both scream boy parents!!! Couldn’t have seen it any other way 🥳🥳

I so would DNA test after delivery...but only to make sure the child is BOTH of ours. I know it's uncommon but raising someone else's child (and vice versa) is my personal fear cuz you wouldn't even know until too much time has passed!

You two are so young! I just turned 40 and I feel like I'm 70 lol

I knew you were having a boy because you look so beautiful! The girls take their mom's beauty while pregnant.

Is anyone able to listen from Apple Podcasts? For some reason it hasn’t updated there.

But HR doesn’t care about you. They only concern about the company so she has to move on from that company

It´s her boss, so he's abusing his position, asking to have a drink with her so he can have sex. I think that's why Alex said she's the victim.

Congrats! I had Alex picked as a boy mum!

The military is absolutely not using butt popsicles for heat exhaustion

Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" clearly never breastfed

It was scoffed at, but all the following would protect victims if they were mandatory in relationships: - paternity tests - debt transparency after engagement before marriage - Background checks for criminal history at the start Bad things happen all the time. Leveraging "trust" and "love" are the biggest ways abusers lock in their victims.

East coast driving ❤❤

ALEX, GET A BIDET!! It will save you (down there) during post partum recovery! Believe me , it was the best thing ever after I gave birth 😅

Listen, why would you want HOT POOP water on your butt. Cold feels cleaner when it comes to poop! I hate the cold water argument for bidets lol

So happy for you two 🤍 love you and the show. Tipping: as a server, I make $2.13/hr while Chick-fil-a workers make $12+/hr. I’m going to make an educated guess that I do a lot more work during my shift and care a whole lot more about my customers as a server compared to a fast food worker. They are so different, if you tip the fast food worker 20%, you’d better tip your (good at their job) server more than 20%. This will always be a topic for debate.

If a man wanted me to have a paternity test, cool. But I’d realize he doesn’t trust me so id move on

Here’s the thing, I would bring my friend (female or male) something if I was in the area. I don’t see the problem. Love languages are more than romantic relationships.

Lady with the camera, go with your gut!!!

You are exactly 364 days older than me 😅

The intro is... interesting 😂💩

Heeeey!!! What’s wrong with being 40?!? 🙋🏻‍♀️😅😂

Boys are the sweetest💙 Congratulations

So the studies do not reflect that living with someone before marriage helps divorce rates. It’s actually hinders it. (Rosenfeld and Roesler) So even though it’s an outdated concept, it has some validity. (Now the study doesn’t go into the quality of marriage) There is something about commitment at first, without no escape routes, that helps many relationships develop into “one.” One person, one goal, one life. IMO: Moving in with someone before marriage with the chance of leaving, just does not encourage much needed compromise, that is forced in marriage. Marriage is duty, but worth it. (Though I believe in extended dating 1-2 years at least, not more than 4 years.) ~Again random stranger’s deeply thought out opinion~

Poor oral health can result in poor weight control and other major health issues.

Jon- I would look into strengthening your hips and lower back. This might be a cause to why you keep getting injured.

Wait until the baby is born, the mistakes they make 😀 you ain’t sure until it’s here and you see for yourself

Lots of indigestion equals lots of explodey poo

Whatever your sexuality its normal. Sexuality exist on a spectrum. You gotta be honest with yourself and come out as an lesbian.

Is jon grandmother a pyshic ahe missed the gender but got the pregnancy right

Don’t lie to that guy about his crooked teeth. You need to fix both. You need to go to the gym or work out at home and you should fix your teeth first.

Idk where you live. Minimum is still $7 here.

For you to have all those things about having a GIRL Maybe they weren’t wrong, but a girl will come next haha Congrats!!

This is a lot of bowel movement talk 😅

I don’t agree that they should be bound by his parent’s beliefs regardless of the fact of him being dependent on their help with school. I think that’s a ridiculous. No one should hold something over their head. Do what I say or else, that’s some crap

Yeah, Jon was definitely victim blaming. Assumes the absolute worst of the gal that got hit on.

Let the man get the paternity test. Who cares

18:48 Jon…it doesn’t matter where it was, no means no. Picture this, 3 employees female 1, female 2, and male 1 go to out of state training. All three end up in female number 1’s room before everyone heads to their respective rooms. Female number 2 steps out to make a call to her BF leaving female 1 and male 1. Male sexually assaults female number 1 and she repeatedly says stop. He doesn’t rape her but she has to fight to keep him off her. So is it her fault because she allowed him in her room? Fuck no it’s not. It got reported to HR and the male was placed on paid admin leave. Some people are trusting, Jon you ARE victim blaming! Check yourself

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