“A medical degree....in fashion...from France!” That always gets me

I wish GLaDOS could narrate my life

"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale, spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck."

Glados passive aggressive insults should be considered a form of art.. ...I could honestly listen to glados insult me all day.

"Science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." Damn. Damnnnn. *D A M N N N N N.*

I like to think GLaDOS made that aerial faith plate malfunction purposefully just so she could call Chell fat.

The only person I want to be insulted by is GLaDOS.

"you are a horrible person. that's what it says. we weren't even testing for that!"

Haha, "I'll add a few zeros to the maximum capacity." - beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep - "oh and by the way you are looking very healthy." LOL

"this plate must not be calibrated for someone of your... Generous...ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight limit."

GLaDOS: *insults Chell about being fat* Also GLaDOS: *Is literally 30 times larger then Chell*

"I was was researching sharks for an upcoming test, do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? ... Did you guess sharks? Because that is wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." so fucking great.

“Well done. In fact you did so well, I’m going to note this on your file. In the commendation section. ‘Did...well... ...enough.’”

"Remember when I was talking about wet smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was really talking about you. That is why I had to call you wet smelly garbage a second time just now. Else, this apology would have seemed useless" She is absolutely hilarious

"I honestly, truly didn't think you would fall for that. In fact, I had a much more elaborate trap further ahead in case you got past this easy one. If I had know you would let yourself get captured this easily I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."

The moment u realize glad0s is really our sarcastic selves but in bot form

"Look at you... sailing through the air majestically! Like an eagle! ...piloting a blimp." GladOS needs to be a professor in the Los Santos institute of Roastology.

GLaDOS is still pretty angry at Chell for killing her and it shows.

You forgot about that part in "want you gone" "She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy"

2:23 Is probably the best example of a thoroughly designed level. Because you aren't just simply solving the puzzle whilst listening to GLADOS's insults, but letting GLADOS insult you before you solve the puzzle.

She manages to make it all feel _really_ personal. Good god. Don't piss her off!

The "Glados energy shutdown and cake dispensary" door was the funniest thing I've ever seen in any game while I was playing this. It took me forever to figure out what to shoot a portal on and when I figured it out and read the sigh I was like wtf? But it was just Glados insulting you again.

generous....ness

"you look great by the way.. very healthy"*

the player's pause reaction to every insult feels so naturally offended and i love it

waddle over to the elevator so we can continue testingXD

note that Glados didn't roast you in the first game when she had the cores on her. This suggest she was always like this, and the cores just kept her from roasting you as a side effect.

I just love how she keeps calling you fat, it’s so petty and I love it.

GladOS’s passive aggressiveness is the best part of the game every single line she says in this game is pure gold

Glados is the only person who I'll gladly let insult me

I like how GLaDOS is unaware of her own hypocrisy

“a MeDiCal DEGreE....In fashion...frOM FRANCE!” THat ALWAYS geTS Me

The best parts imo are those, where GLaDOS calls Chell fat especially the part with broken aerial faith plate :D

GladOs probably has a room full of supercomputer dedicated to generating such SICK BURNS.

Watching this in 2020. I forgot how brutal GLaDOS is

The parts of Portal 2 without GLaDOS: Alright The parts of Portal 2 with GLaDOS: Fucking amazing

I want to see who is the real insult lord Gorden Ramsey or Glados

Let's give your parents a call. lol what glados says next is hilarious.

GLaDOS: The ultimate roast bot.

GLaDOS: the Ariel faith plate in here is sending a distress signal. you broke it, didn't you.

0:25 wow, *thanks GLaDOS :’)*

This video should be titled "GLaDOS calls you FAT in 100000 different ways"

Can I have glad0s pls to narrate the people I hate

GLaDOS. The only robot that you like to insult you.

GLaDOS is the most creative bully ever

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois"-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "Oh. i`m sorry. i don`t know how that came on."

Is it weird that I'm watching this for inspiration at 2 in the morning?

Glados is just a personification of all our intrusive thoughts and body image issues 😂😂

GLaDOS : Calls Chell fat Wheatley : also calls Chell fat GLaDOS : realizes Wheatley is stupid Also GLaDOS : Chell is not fat

2:09 "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise-" NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Goddamn, GLaDOS.

Player: Roast me Glados: my creator told me not to burn trash Player: ? Glados: eh *drops player into fire pit* my creator isn’t here

The caliper plate breaking over and over again due to Chell's "weight." 😂🤣

"I figured out what I'm going to do with all the money I save recycling your one room full of air. When you die, I'll have your skeleton laminated and posed in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how to not have your unfortunate bone structure." has stuck with me since the day this game came out. I actually have a tiny bone deformity in my hand so it made me laugh so hard I choked on my own spit.

there's probably someone getting off to this video as we're speaking ;-;

You forgot later on, when Chell is taking PoTaDOS through Wheatley's test chambers, where Wheatley insults Chell for being adopted, and GLaDOS says, "and...what? What's wrong with being adopted? (Whispers) You ARE adopted, by the way, and that's TERRIBLE, but just work with me here. She also says later "Maybe you DO have brain damage" if you go back when Wheatley asks you to at the beginning of "The Part Where He Kills You" And, of course, at the end: "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic." Plus, bonus point if you find the insult in "Now I Only Want You Gone"

My boyfriend suggested we play the coop without me knowing glados or anything about the game and then she started insulting and I was like "BISH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!" I can tell you my boyfriend died laughing and was happy that I finally got some taste of my own poison since I'm also slightly sarcastic.....YET I'M A BABY KITTEN COMPARED TO GLADOS... RESPECT TO THE SCRIPT WRITERS, also I finished the story mode in one day, really love the game but still had my moments where I couldn't help but call glados a bitch and had my boyfriend smirk right next to me and go "ahhh this is so satisfying to watch, how does it feel to be in my shoes?????"

The line about the sharks is really interesting. To GLaDOS, she was only doing her job and it was really unfair for her to be killed because of it. She was programmed for that, so she doesn't understand that people would try to do this to her. After all, the point of the tests is clearly to kill people in a cruel and painful way. I mean, at some point they recorded the death of test subjects and sold the video to their families. So...

Forget Cortana. I want GLaDOS on my computer. I want to be emotionally abused every time I ask to Google something or whatever.

Almost every single voice line from GLaDOS cracks me up every time.

Her voice is oddly relaxing.

1:42 NOOOooooo you didn't carry around the trash to get the other insult!

I evny that level of salty wit.

I want Valve to publish a phone, with Glados as the digital assistant!

portal 2, except it speeds up everytime GLaDOS insults chell

As someone who watches a lot of these, i think this one has the best insults

I remember playing portal 2 high asf while GLaDOs was insulting me during the test chambers - I actually wound up crying and I stopped playing for a few days. GLaDOs now holds a special place in my soul

Who else took notes?

How can I feel bad being insulted by her when her insults are so damn great

I like how for the first few levels all she talks about is various insults regarding the fact that you killed her.

3:21 "Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle... piloting a blimp." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #Savage

5:17 the confetti though 😂

GlaDOS is a fucking monster with her roasts!

I might just use some of these.

3:23 the german version is much better In german she says "Just see how you sail through the air. Like an eagle. A big FAT eagle"

Years later I still love this robot

4:45 ismy favorite

Did you know that people with guilty conscience are easily startled by loud nois... (loud train noise) I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off..

I'm overweight and I loved the realistic personal attacks about my figure it added to the immersion lol

*We weren't even testing for that*

7 beeps. That's how many sounded when she was "adding zeroes"

Legit every single character that talks in this game is a certified comedian

I’m pretty sure if she was to narrate my life, she’d run out of insults, and would just sits there recalibrating 🥺😭 XD

When I heard her launch insults at me, she triggered my 'kill and Execute' response and i choked my webcam.

The fat jokes were a pleasant surprise when I played this, never expected them.

“Did well.” “Enough”

4:12 cracks me up everytime.

I love her sense of humor :D

Roasts.

I said hi to Wheatley when he appeared in screen xD

GLaDoS my sarcastic savage waifu 😘 having fun roasting chell

Aww... i wish i was a teacher so i could after a test say to my students "you are a horrible person" :P

Working at a bigass factory nigh turn to just go home 3am and smoke a bigass joint and wander aperture science was a pretty amazing stage of my life.

The packing on a few ibs bit had me doubling over😂

I love how Chell is being roasted by a robot

I guess killing someone doesn’t give them the best impression of you to them

Me: *making over a million efforts to travel around the whole world and coming back to Glados* Glados: here comes the results…you are a horrible person

"Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp" Comeback one: well atleast if tbe engine stop working ill just float back down to earth Glados: You are already on earth, but i see whatt your putting down: anyway lets continue

Damn... Glados is SAVAGE.

Did well..... enough....