Roasting Every State with a Pokemon

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What is each state the WORST in? And can we give each state a Pokemon that way? I think so! In a format inspired by the viciously handsome Huggbees, let's assign each state an insulting Pokemon based on their worst attributes and rude stereotypes!
Do note that given the subject matter, this video is different from our usual content; which is usually family-friendly. The problem is that reality is not, and this is one of our most 'real' videos. Viewer/Parent discretion is advised. I would rate this video PG-13.
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Chapters:
00:00 an Intro
00:35 Alabama
01:20 Alaska
02:27 Arizona
03:08 Arkansas
03:41 California
04:20 Colorado
05:12 Connecticut
06:28 Dakota
07:24 Delaware
08:17 Florida
09:08 Georgia
10:04 Hawaii
10:57 Idaho
11:56 Illinois
13:17 Indiana
14:25 Iowa
15:41 Kansas
16:20 Kentucky
16:54 Loisiana
17:40 Maine
18:47 Maryland
19:56 Boston
21:01 Michigan
21:50 Minnesota
22:50 Mississippi
24:08 Missouri
25:09 Montana
26:05 Nebraska
27:09 Nevada
28:28 New Hampshire
29:25 New Jersey
30:38 New Mexico
32:22 New York
33:39 North Carolina
35:13 Ohio
36:10 Oklahoma
37:13 Oregon
39:06 Pennsylvania
40:52 Rhode Island
42:00 South Carolina
43:43 Tennessee
44:28 Texas
45:23 Utah
46:27 Vermont
48:06 Virginia
49:53 Washington
51:41 West Virginia
52:54 Wisconsin
54:49 Wyoming
56:24 The Most Insulting Pokemon
#pokemon #unitedstates #pokémon
Gnoggin, hosted by its creator Lockstin, is a show delving into the mysteries of Pokemon! (and other games sometimes too). Explaining everything there is to explain! Why is each Pokemon given the type it has? What are their origins? What is the lore of the Pokemon world and the design inspirations? And what does it all have to do with alchemy? Let's Go find out!

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@Gnoggin 9 ай бұрын

After nearly 3000 comments, I havent seen anyone mention I flipped the locations of the Dakotas. Truly nobody cares.

@ivoyea 9 ай бұрын

I wanted to see upset Dakotans argue in the comments but again, even they don't care enough

@benrockefeller6334 9 ай бұрын

I've taken US Geography classes before, and still completely missed it. Truly the silcoon and cascoon of the US.

@guszettel3082 9 ай бұрын

As a dakotan I thought it was funny

@draligator5126 9 ай бұрын

I knew it looked weird but I just didn’t care 😮

@cyllowchillstep 9 ай бұрын

wheres florida

@DaCheese_Wendigo 9 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe that Lockstin wasn't just releasing pent up aggression

@Kobe-Saikai-Incident 9 ай бұрын

no replies i'm changing that. also at least he got it out

@Ly_7838 9 ай бұрын

I'm willing to bet my life savings that this whole video was just that and Lockstin gave pokemon to every state at last minute

@Teal_Blastoise 9 ай бұрын

@@Ly_7838now *that's* a theory to keep in mind.

@vinny4765 9 ай бұрын

I agree with him. I hate this country.

@bleakautomaton4808 9 ай бұрын

Laughs abound

@nickioleary8577 8 ай бұрын

Fun fact: a popular theory on why Chicago is the “Windy City” isn’t cuz it’s actually windy, rather that it was coined in reference to Chicago’s bloviating residents and politicians, who were deemed to be “full of hot air.” Granted this is only a theory, but it does kinda fit unfortunately. Does make Shedinja an even better fit in a way tho

@Dr.Disney 7 ай бұрын

That’s definitely true

@2mccue4u27 6 ай бұрын

It's not a theory, it was a quote from a tourist from Europe.

@mubasshiraziz1467 4 ай бұрын

Bro why did I read this in Lockstin's voice ToT

@b.sanchez530 2 ай бұрын

My history teacher said the same

@Thenewhollowknight 2 ай бұрын

But hey that’s just a theory…A STATE THEORY!!!

@hanzumautist4945 8 ай бұрын

As a Texan, the thought of Bastiodon with a cowboy hat and an AR-15, sitting on a porch and watching Family Guy on his iPad feels oddly relatable.

@joe-and-pippi Ай бұрын

I'm a Texan too, but for me i appreciate the joke less.

@BrawlFan1 9 ай бұрын

I love that I felt more insulted for the Pokémon than I did the states.

@Lostarea8.16 9 ай бұрын

Damn brawlfan!

@dralinkushinen 9 ай бұрын

I couldn't have said it any better! Poor Mew!

@lucasthebigl 9 ай бұрын

Random cameo

@leythonlopez-ty5dm 9 ай бұрын

I feel like he lives in Kansas since the roast in beingong wasn't has harsh

@TheSenkMan 9 ай бұрын

Poor mew

@deathsyth8888 9 ай бұрын

This is a list Huggbees would create if he was a Pokétuber. I approve.

@deathsyth8888 9 ай бұрын

Now if Lockstin were wearing sunglasses while doing this, it would have been perfect.

@camylawrence 9 ай бұрын

I was about to comment that

@KubickQ 9 ай бұрын

He's even doing an impression with his voice and just talking in front of a green screen

@Enteringdullsville 9 ай бұрын

Huggcombees

@NetriliZer 9 ай бұрын

Never thought I'd see Huggbees mentioned in a Lockstin vid

@yepyep86 8 ай бұрын

After watching all of them having South/North Dakota just being "no one cares" compared to "this place is a literal drug riddled hellscape" is a HUGE compliment

@gentronseven 5 ай бұрын

Neither Dakota is anywhere near the worst for drugs, not even in the top 10. It'd be nice if people would just quit moving here and let it be forgotten

@ThePuff18 5 ай бұрын

Yessir

@magicpanther6128 9 ай бұрын

Everything he said about Montana is painfully true, but jeez dude, I'd honestly rather you just shot me than hit me with "There might be a mountain lion or minority in the area" that cut was deep and I loved every second of it

@theaxeoftorabolt7073 9 ай бұрын

Honestly I just respect he had the balls to do this

@randomchannel1184 9 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean the Poké-balls to do this?

@Gnoggin 9 ай бұрын

I am incredibly nervous, so thank you!

@kristopherwillis8075 9 ай бұрын

@@Gnoggin as a black man from Alabama I love this video 😌.

@kirbylover37 9 ай бұрын

@@Gnogginnobody cares, don't sweat it

@eddkahue 9 ай бұрын

I would love even if he did about my country, Brazil, everybody already makes fun of it

@Gnoggin 9 ай бұрын

I had to "import" boiled peanuts from the other side of the nation for this, and they disappointed.

@thekirbyguy4576 9 ай бұрын

well you certainly could've said worse about Georgia so I'm content...

@_cityjunk 9 ай бұрын

Shoulda just boiled them yourself 🥜

@errorsux 9 ай бұрын

feels bad man

@CraftyLilSoto 9 ай бұрын

As a Georgian, we spend multiple classes learning about those horrible peanuts.

@jodecicoleman9198 9 ай бұрын

😂 on everything I remember the old Georgia social studies book hype everything bout the peanuts

@DenderFriend 8 ай бұрын

Love that you were not only doing a Huggbees-style format but doing a very convincing impression of him, if I closed my eyes I'd almost forget which channel I was on. (Though the tell here is I feel like Huggbees would make fun of anyone who knew more than like, ten Pokemon off the top of their head.)

@Onytig 6 ай бұрын

Was listening to this while working and forgot it wasn’t huggbee until the sudden pokemon reference

@rhirhisax 8 ай бұрын

I literally did not know maine wasn't a peninsula until this video. A KZfaq VIDEO RIPPING ON AMERICA TAUGHT ME MORE THAN THE U.S. EDUCATION SYSTEM...

@jessicatouvell6859 3 ай бұрын

Sad but true

@mrundy9351 9 ай бұрын

That fact that Crabominable was picked for any state really shows he was holding back.

@Gnoggin 9 ай бұрын

No state deserves that, even Alabama/Mississippi have SOME positive aspects to them.

@benrockefeller6334 9 ай бұрын

@@GnogginGlorious.😂

@voidperson 9 ай бұрын

@@Gnogginhow about amb*pom

@icy_bird5540 9 ай бұрын

@@Gnogginno no I grew up in alabama they deserve the roast

@juju8285 9 ай бұрын

@@Gnogginas someone who lives in New York, I found what you said to be very true, and very funny.

@ArcherOwl 9 ай бұрын

Lockstin let the voices take control this time and released his inner rage and frustration at the country. He is not wrong at all

@DeVill3007 9 ай бұрын

No. He's wrong.

@floweytheflower5261 9 ай бұрын

@@DeVill3007 in what way?

@DeVill3007 9 ай бұрын

@@floweytheflower5261 Trashing the best and most historically successful country in world. "Don't bite the hand that feeds you".

@DeVill3007 9 ай бұрын

@@floweytheflower5261 And Lockstin is even worse. The good money he makes is because of American ingenuity and American land. Shame on Lockstin.

@Moriarty369 9 ай бұрын

@@DeVill3007 what about homeless people?🤔

@enzoforgets9456 8 ай бұрын

As someone from delaware, let me emphasize how absolutely correct you are. We can learn every move, but only 4 slots...

@a-s-greig 8 ай бұрын

You can also learn Attract, but no one is attracted to Delaware.

@raymond4218 8 ай бұрын

As an Iowan, I did not know we had a stereotype of being book-smart lmao Also, I think we got off easy; almost every other state besides Minnesota received a more brutal roasting than we did

@user-burner 6 ай бұрын

As a minnesotan, there really isn't much to talk about iowa so it checks out

@Jigglypuff_and_Tsareena_fan 3 ай бұрын

Nah, Arizona was easy as well

@jessicatouvell6859 3 ай бұрын

Ohio was dead on

@TheZajicekfarber 9 ай бұрын

I normally don't like roasts, but this was both hilarious and educational. I learned many things about states I never knew.

@anderkid1090 9 ай бұрын

Educational roasts are the best kind of roasts

@ornaissler211 9 ай бұрын

Same

@derpkipper 9 ай бұрын

Missouri and arkansas sound very apt.

@sidharthsanegepalli683 9 ай бұрын

Nice job, now do this for every country. Certainly enough Pokemon to make that happen.

@djt08031996 9 ай бұрын

1010 of them

@A_Simple_Mithios 9 ай бұрын

Two words England = Sinistea

@-JohnDoe- 9 ай бұрын

More than enough for 5 per country.

@alphachiu 9 ай бұрын

yeah i dont think anyone has the nerve to possibly start ww3 with russia or north korea pokemon

@bug1gub225 9 ай бұрын

if you're going to make a pokemon by stereotype of each country, let's try to be creative. like not using Cinderace or Quaquaval to represent Brazil

@1Bolzard1 6 ай бұрын

As a michigander, Revavroom was such a slam dunk, in honor of the beat up horror that used to be the auto industry combined with the roads that never get fixed.

@MoogieTheCow 3 ай бұрын

That would have been perfect!!

@jabarithegoldenlucario8841 8 ай бұрын

Please do this with more countries/nations. This is just hilarious lol

@RedRaikou 3 ай бұрын

Like a Europe by countries video

@frankenfreakie 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, as a Texan, I think you could've gone harder. Still laughed my ass off throughout this whole video. Good job.

@BingBongFairy 9 ай бұрын

Absolutely, I was surprised how tame Texas was 😂

@MildlyOCD 9 ай бұрын

I always appreciate how fellow Texans. If you're gonna insult us, do it right & don't pull any punches.

@IdentifiantE.S 9 ай бұрын

He’s a genius 😂

@Toneill029 9 ай бұрын

Yeah no offense but…Texas is full of hot air and needs to get over the fact it’s a failed country cause they couldn’t handle the idea of being Mexican but we’re too weak to not be bought out by the Union, that it threatens to leave but still wants the benefits of being a part of like a parasitic 40 year old “alpha male” that refuses to get a job and leave the house.

@xaviercamacho9907 9 ай бұрын

He should of got tauros

@Mystic_Mayhem 9 ай бұрын

Let’s be real, Lockstin enjoyed every bit of this, anyone would

@ornaissler211 9 ай бұрын

@Charles-on5ig 9 ай бұрын

I enjoyed it as well 😂😂

@thomasfan8889 8 ай бұрын

“I’ll have you know that I only meant offense to a few states.” Don’t worry, Lockstin, it was easy to tell lmao

@valpix7007 7 ай бұрын

Also, it's genuinely hilarious that the Twin States (VT + NH) both got dog Pokemon

@Kleintastic 9 ай бұрын

Wishiwashi works for downstate NY, but I think Mimikyu would work for upstate: it wants to be popular, so it tries to ride the coattails of a well-known entity nearby.

@Winterfur1 8 ай бұрын

There are a states that are solely focused on the city in the state thinking the city is the state, like New York City for New York, another is Seattle for Washington, Portland for Oregon, Chicago for Illinois,

@a-s-greig 8 ай бұрын

@@Winterfur1Portland is a sore spot here in Oregon, since it's them and the rest of the Willamette Valley that sets the policies for everywhere else. Washington at least has Tacoma and Spokane as part of conversation.

@Winterfur1 8 ай бұрын

@@a-s-greig nope Spokane doesn’t get a say it is all west of the Cascades politics. Has a resident of Washington state I should know

@thegammingbolaschannel7529 8 ай бұрын

Also the face that everyone forgets that there is more to New York state than just the city

@a-s-greig 8 ай бұрын

@@thegammingbolaschannel7529 Not so. Anyone thinking for more than half a second would also remember Buffalo and Niagara Falls.

@krissybalay7126 9 ай бұрын

As a Pennsylvanian I was upset at what Lockstin roasted us about. I decided to investigate further and oh god, that was a mistake. Edit: ( Damn thanks everybody for the likes! )

@RosebudsASled 9 ай бұрын

Exact same experience

@C00kii0 9 ай бұрын

Ignorance is such sweet bliss 🙃

@shonklebonkle324 9 ай бұрын

Now you know.

@locomokuu2471 9 ай бұрын

MOST EXPENSIVE TOLL ROADS IN THE WORLD LET'S GOOOOO As a Pennsylvanian who kind of knew all of this, it was weirdly hype. Part of me is thankful "roads and bridges bad" was most of what he had to say, because some of these other states sound like horror story settings

@Pktommy1 9 ай бұрын

Lolllll same here but I knew what he was saying was true so I’m offended but happily offended

@Fire_cyclops 4 ай бұрын

Lockstin: would anyone care if Stakataka stopped being a Pokémon? Me, who's liked it ever since I started getting into Pokémon: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

@louisabanuelos9817 9 ай бұрын

Definitely can confirm for Oregon, love that you woke up and essentially chose violence lol I was laughing the whole time (and gasping at some of the facts omg)

@KaiCyreus 9 ай бұрын

Lockstin is no longer just educating, he's writing entire stand up comedy shows around Pokémon

@Orangeninja5000 9 ай бұрын

With as much as I learned, I'd argue this was educational

@nattonep8788 9 ай бұрын

He really brought out his Glockstin self against all these states.

@goobsmacked_ 9 ай бұрын

they didn't have the high enough budget to hire Glockstin so they got Mockstin

@lianaverwood9810 9 ай бұрын

Could've just pulled Maxell out of the Closet...

@thebadgerking5996 8 ай бұрын

Honestly, he said “Think of something about Nevada that has nothing to do with deserts or Las Vegas” and my mind immediately went to the toxic waste stored there. 27:24

@user-burner 6 ай бұрын

Funny, mine instantly went to nuclear weapons

@A-lik 6 ай бұрын

OF COURSE MARYLAND IS ONE OF THE MOST VIEWED PARTS OF THE VIDEO! 😂 I actually made a Maryland themed Pokémon team back in the day. Kingler: Crabs are inevitable. Everything shall evolve into crab. (And you best believe it comes with Old Bay.) Sunflora: Our state flower is the black eyed susan sunflower. Blaziken: Maryland is the home state of Perdue Farms. Escavalier: Our state sport is *jousting.* Maryland was the first state to have an official state sport and we had the BALLS to say *JOUSTING.* Corviknight: Referencing Edgar Allen Poe's the Raven. Ditto: The only Pokémon that has ANY chance of replicating the shape of Maryland.

@millicentmok3299 9 ай бұрын

As a Californian, I'm proud to have Gigantamax Charizard representation. Overdone, overrated, and on fire? Sure! At least we're not entirely useless!!

@kyokyodisaster4842 9 ай бұрын

He could have given us worse! I gotta respect the value of his words though because DAMN he was spitting cold truth.

@sonicjr53 9 ай бұрын

too bad that cold truth wont cool us down in this 100+ degree weather XD@@kyokyodisaster4842

@oldmanbiscuit7518 9 ай бұрын

Your cities literally have a poop map

@SHOGUNTE 9 ай бұрын

Isn't it useless though? Gigantimax is dead. Like California!

@theemagicalwendigo5070 9 ай бұрын

Your state is useless.

@michaelnelson1127 9 ай бұрын

This could easily be a 3-part series of videos. First you did the worst state traits, next you can do the states’ best traits, and then you could potentially create a Pokémon to represent each state! Granted, the last one would take a lot of work and multiple videos (probably by regions), but it would definitely be an interesting project.

@yawntube9962 9 ай бұрын

To create a pokemon a fair idea is to fuse the pokemon from the other 2 videos. Sounds fun.

@ebonyblack4563 9 ай бұрын

@@yawntube9962I'd so take to that. No reason for new Pokémon, but blending them would be hilarious.

@ornaissler211 9 ай бұрын

@JACandQuill 9 ай бұрын

Seconded!

@rynemcgriffin1752 8 ай бұрын

@@ebonyblack4563Honestly I’d be down for new Pokémon

@marisolramirez9591 2 ай бұрын

I like how the states immediately after New York are Unova Pokémon

@Jetfox967 8 ай бұрын

As someone who was born and raised in Colorado, Burmy is a perfect representation of the state.

@lorddotcom1527 9 ай бұрын

Lockstin woke up and said these verbal hands are rated E for everyone

@kmjl93 9 ай бұрын

The analysis of Tennessee was on point. If you move from another state, you won’t realize how expensive the cost of living here is until years later. If you’re a native, you’ve lived your whole life on pennies, not knowing anything better. It really does drain you after a while, just like a Chandelure.

@RGBunni 5 ай бұрын

As a Massachusetts resident I felt so seen by the allergy joke. Pollen season is a nightmare every year

@sketchysdragons 3 ай бұрын

if you clicked on this video, your here for one of two reasons. 1) you wanted to see what your state was. 2) you wanted to make fun of the states.

@darkiceking8349 9 ай бұрын

He's releasing his inner Huggbees

@onezero350 9 ай бұрын

omg you noticed too!

@Chris_winthers 9 ай бұрын

I was just about to comment it

@someguy9052 9 ай бұрын

The boiled peanuts joke is incredibly accurate, you can’t drive two miles without finding a farmer’s market or small store selling the stuff in Georgia

@mayayamato7351 9 ай бұрын

he hit some deep cuts here, i didnt even know about the boiled peanuts thing until this video. Georgia are you guys okay, is boiling your peanuts a cry for help?

@swagmaster699 9 ай бұрын

It's hot boiled peanuts that are good. Canned peanuts are horrible. You also gotta remove the shell. Also, oddly enough, South Carolina produces more peaches than us

@Spaceocalypse 9 ай бұрын

@@swagmaster699 He didn’t remove the shell right? Someone please confirm I’m not crazy and saw what I saw

@swagmaster699 9 ай бұрын

@Spaceocalypse I saw it too, and it hurt to watch

@SunnyDay_77 2 ай бұрын

Very glad that the only real "insult" you could throw at MD is the shape & how die-hard our gamers are lmao. This is easily one of my new fav videos & I will inflict this onto everyone else I know hehe.

@kingkered01 8 ай бұрын

Being from Pennsylvania makes the segment on Pennsylvania feel so accurate. You really can't go anywhere without having to pay for it.

@TheMajesticMilotic 2 ай бұрын

Honestly his roast is just telling us what we already know except the cheesteak part uncalled for

@jamesmalinowski4033 9 ай бұрын

That whole bit with Lockstin eating the peanut was equally hilarious and painful to watch

@FruityisFruity 9 ай бұрын

As a southerner, I died inside

@rayraffiki1856 9 ай бұрын

Like him trying to eat a mango with the skin on

@DragonStar-ox1zk 9 ай бұрын

My GF and I are from Minnesota and were caught off guard when you used MN in the intro as an example, which made us want to watch the whole thing until you got to us. She was so offended when you couldnt think of anything bad to say and just called us boring. All around, great video, please keep doing stuff like this.

@LexyLunaria 9 ай бұрын

I'm a Minnesotan too! I thought it was so funny how pretty much every other state got roasted good and we barely got seared lol. Minnesota isn't even that boring, so I honestly take it as a compliment that everything else here is even better if that's the worst thing about our state lol

@Halberds8122 7 ай бұрын

Lol I guess the roast worked then

@NorthstarTex 7 ай бұрын

Fellow Minnesotan, and yeah while its kind of sad to not have anything to be roasted on (besides our middling sports teams), it is very us because not being notable can be good, in fact a lot of the deep lore and history of the state turns us more into a badass black sheep of the midwest.

@gabrielschutte3668 6 ай бұрын

@@NorthstarTexwhat a cope

@KingKrafted03 6 ай бұрын

It’s true honestly as a Minnesotan agree

@shawnhuff7304 8 ай бұрын

Having lived in Texas, Indiana, Illinois, The Dakotas, Georgia, Carolinas, and Nevada, I have to agree with all that was said about those states. Very apt description. I want to see more of this where you just roast states. Maybe you could try countries?

@StrangerMoontail 8 ай бұрын

"Arizona is just an affront to God." I mean... he's not wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Solrock isn't even an insult; it's just what we have to live with.

@SamBateman 9 ай бұрын

You should do a sequel to this in which you ask Poketubers from various countries to roast their country with a 'mon. Simultaneously keeps the blame off yourself and allows others to share their perspectives.

@jennifergriel861 8 ай бұрын

Get the cartoon gamer to do it for every Canadian province

@SamBateman 8 ай бұрын

@@jennifergriel861 yes

@jennifergriel861 8 ай бұрын

@@SamBateman someone tag him

@alexkay6676 9 ай бұрын

I'm curious what Pokémon you'd give each state if you were complementing them.

@victzegopterix2victorindem895 9 ай бұрын

I'm curious what pokemons he'd give each country (or state too for Canada and UK I guess) if he was still roasting them and then complementing them.

@IdentifiantE.S 9 ай бұрын

@@victzegopterix2victorindem895We need this video 😂

@arianewinter4266 9 ай бұрын

@@victzegopterix2victorindem895 I wish there was a vid like this for germany . . . at least we already know which part is the german alabama . . .

@DrAnarchy69 9 ай бұрын

Why would you compliment anything about the Fascist hell hole that is the United States?

@TheRibottoStudios 9 ай бұрын

Arizona gets Slugma cause it's hotter than the sun 😂

@Vivitribal_lame 9 ай бұрын

I could watch hours of lockstin telling different facts and statistics of locations

@swift7842 8 ай бұрын

I would absolutely love to see this concept for the rest of the world.

@00_enzo 9 ай бұрын

As a non-American, this is hilarious and also accurate to what non-Americans see each state based on what we hear about each state.

@thedapperdolphin1590 9 ай бұрын

From my experience, the only states most foreigners can name are California, New York City, and Disney World.

@Gabriel-lh7gy 9 ай бұрын

@@thedapperdolphin1590 i only know Texas because of spongebob and king of the hill

@AevitosTrath 9 ай бұрын

@@thedapperdolphin1590 Some can name Ohio because of all the memes. Most people not from the US view the US how the US views Florida

@bandersnatchbeauty9692 9 ай бұрын

Lol... That's good to know... We're, we're not doing so good in America... 😅

@KetBorgor 9 ай бұрын

As an American, this is still hilarious

@RedBoi1337 9 ай бұрын

As an Iowan I have to say your roast was surprisingly tame, probably because the only notable things about us are the corn, the Hawkeyes, and Slipknot

@zacharybartolo5111 9 ай бұрын

Iowans are neither the worst or the best of the states, we're pretty neutral territory once you get down to it. And he's right we don't have much going for us, but we own not having much going for us.

@leviathanman7253 9 ай бұрын

Yeah we kind of just vibe

@DoctorWigglerLovesBeheeyem 9 ай бұрын

I forget Iowa exists sometimes.

@cjlite0210 9 ай бұрын

It's kind of ironic for me, since I live in Iowa, yet I dislike corn XD Then again I was born in Minnesota initially, so idk, maybe not being Iowan from birth has something to do about it

@weirdstashcat4437 9 ай бұрын

As an Iowan, I have to agree with this.

@GBomberFlora 9 ай бұрын

As a New Yorker, I agree with everything mentioned about us. I was sitting there with a big, stupid smile on my face. I feel like the roast could've even gone further. 😂 Really funny vid. 😁

@TheSacredTapu Ай бұрын

I’m from Nashville, I thought you were going to do Scovillan but how you explained Chandlure for the state makes so much more sense.

@KubickQ 9 ай бұрын

He's even doing a Huggbees impression with his voice this is awesome. Now do the flags and greeting signs Thanks for the heart! (gone when you edit comments) One single criticism: the content warning/viewer discretion advisory should’ve been at the beginning of the video instead of the description. I realized it was a Huggbees parody before I read the description.

@Teal_Blastoise 9 ай бұрын

I agree with you about the content warning

@TheRibottoStudios 9 ай бұрын

As an Arizonan...I think the Sun roasts us harder than Lockstin did.

@gundamheavyarms4879 9 ай бұрын

Lockstin will need a burn heal for that one.

@WigglySpleen 9 ай бұрын

As a fellow Arizonan, everything he said was spot on after this recent summer.

@darkabyssshine 9 ай бұрын

As a Tennessean, my parents complain about it being hot, so, no offense, they would probably hate being at your state. Again, I mean no harm.

@moniqueespinoza2452 9 ай бұрын

I love AZ. I’m from southern AZ and i truly believe we have THE best Mexican food in the US…. But I also fear going outside so… I guess at least we don’t do daylight savings???

@TheRibottoStudios 9 ай бұрын

@@moniqueespinoza2452 FCKING FR FR I'm so tired of Californians thinking they have a LEG TO STAND ON when it comes to Mexican food. NO YOU DON'T

@AerondyteJudge 6 ай бұрын

Honestly this was hilarious. Please do more of these pokemon roast videos.

@FQT_Keller-Ash 9 ай бұрын

Love this video! Great job and I like how you hid a few easter egg/roasts throughout.

@connorcontreras440 9 ай бұрын

As a Pennsylvanian, I am not complaining about what Lockstin has said. He's merely stating the facts about how bad the government is

@Ghostype318 9 ай бұрын

As a fellow pennsylvanian, same. Surprised to not hear how all we have going for us is 2 cities and neither being the capital though

@bacon1590 9 ай бұрын

And yet we're proud of it somehow

@ruah2221 9 ай бұрын

I still wanna know where he got his cheesesteak. Bet it was Pats or Genos.

@Bigfox3v 9 ай бұрын

I've only been in the area about five years and I hate PennDOT too. XD

@vava5848 9 ай бұрын

All true and a eternal reminder of how awful our roads will continue to be, potholes and all

@Glory2Snowstar 9 ай бұрын

Never before have I been prouder as a Massachusetts resident than to see a Bostonian smug snek toss Polteageist into the harbor and Stan the Red Sawks. I’d hug Servine, but I’m probably allergic.

@mystikx2205 9 ай бұрын

YES! Massholes represent!

@undeadwolfemilia 9 ай бұрын

😀

@Youhadabadday2021 9 ай бұрын

As a Massachusetts native, I support this. Though, we kinda DO have a reason to be stuck up about ourselves, since Boston IS kinda the origin point for a LOT of Early American History, so...

@aaronlopez5163 9 ай бұрын

Respect to the vine but your state ain’t quite surperior just yet. Keep up the the non allergy inducing work.

@cullenmerry8888 9 ай бұрын

letts gooo! representative of mass of 2 shits ready and present!

@kiantolupus8244 9 ай бұрын

As a Minnesota resident, to hear the state be complimented in a roast video (albeit it was at the very beginning) threw me for a loop. Hey, at least we get a pseudo legendary and not really anything bad said about us! I will now proceed to act like Minnesota is the best state from here on out (joke)

@a-s-greig 8 ай бұрын

Stay humble. 😉

@AroundTheBlockAgain 4 ай бұрын

"Your state is terribly polluted / corrupt / impoverished / depressed / addicted! Wow! That sucks." - Lockstin, to every US state. Almost seems like some kind of pattern... all these elected officials throwing their citizens under the bus for industry support and campaign contributions... Hope someone figures out how to fix that stuff soon.

@theeternaone7731 9 ай бұрын

As a Minnesotan I was laughing hysterically at being compared to putting food in the freezer. Ad gonna hit my Floridian friend with the roast for them for sure

@thegreatgoldfilms6311 9 ай бұрын

I was surprised Minnesota got the least mean roast

@TheAnimeVoid 9 ай бұрын

As a New Yorker, the choice of Wishiwashi is not only painfully accurate but absolutely hilarious because that's my favorite Water-type pokemon and is even in my top 10. From now on, I will always nickname one "Fuggedaboutit"

@Smoobles 9 ай бұрын

Usually I don't care about roast videos but this was so entertaining. 😂 I would love to see more like this!

@chefcircuit5392 5 ай бұрын

Bro I’m from NY and I gotta say you nailed it in every aspect! 😂

@RWAsur 9 ай бұрын

As a Delawarean, I'm honestly very pleased to be Mew. You made us feel way more special than we had any right to feel LOL

@valasafantastic1055 9 ай бұрын

Mew is my favourite Pokémon so now I personally feel more positive towards Delaware.

@benrockefeller6334 9 ай бұрын

You're the only state he gave a mythical to, and it was the one that's just a shaved rabbit with a mouse tail. Truly fits perfectly.

@RWAsur 9 ай бұрын

@@valasafantastic1055 It really is a nice place to live though too so I take this as a surprise Delaware propaganda to give us such a great Pokemon as a "dis" haha! Like yeah, our main problem is we're forgettable and small, but that really doesn't matter so much when you're 3 hours drive from NYC, 2 hours drive from D.C., few hours drive for Norfolk VA, and maybe right around the corner from Philedelphia depending how close you are to Wilmington. Probably our main downside is needing a car to get around but outside of that, it's like living close enough to make a day trip to more prominent places but living far enough away that you get peace and quiet and clean air out in the farmland and beaches. ...And there's the no sales tax of course.

@RWAsur 9 ай бұрын

@@benrockefeller6334 you say that as if a shaved rabbit with a mouse tail doesn't slap. You're saying this to a *Raichu fan* hahahaha

@benrockefeller6334 9 ай бұрын

@@RWAsur To be honest, I was just pointing out the simplicity in Mew's design. I also love Raichu. I used Aloloan Raichu in my playthrough of Ultra Sun, where I managed to get a shiny Lugia on my first visit to the Ultra Wormhole.

@thesphealking6442 9 ай бұрын

You should have done spiritomb for Wyoming. There’s only 108 people and they are all evil.

@happygol-lucky5938 9 ай бұрын

As the resident Wyomingite, I can confirm that this is only partially true. We are the fiftieth state because we only have fifty people. The city with the lowest population is a population of ONE.

@robertgronewold3326 9 ай бұрын

Except Dylan Hollis, but then again, he's from Burmuda and I still don't know why that darling man decided to move to that state. haha

@ThePontiac001 9 ай бұрын

Can confirm. I'm one of them

@ThePontiac001 9 ай бұрын

@@robertgronewold3326we enjoy the baking twink

@JamesDavy2009 9 ай бұрын

@@robertgronewold3326 I love watching his cooking videos.

@michaelfisker3131 6 ай бұрын

Damn! Man went for the throat with some of these! In all honesty tho, I learned alot from this. I usually do from a Lockstin video, but this one especially.

@FooxArt 8 ай бұрын

As a former Washingtonian, yeah, the entire Olympic peninsula and part of the state west of the Cascades is in a monsoon season most of the year, but almost everywhere else in the other side of those mountains are fairly dry.

@humbertogallino4367 9 ай бұрын

Spit roast jokes are something I never thought I’d hear in a Lockstin Pokémon video (or any Pokémon video for that matter)

@lianaverwood9810 9 ай бұрын

Unless it involved Oinkologne...

@ricochet0928 9 ай бұрын

As a marylander, i personally love hearing people roast our flag lol Granted, i still think it's at least a bit more interesting to look at than all the "solid color with a symbol in the middle" flags out there-

@JamesDavy2009 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, your flag looks more like medieval heraldry sans animals or a British royal standard flag.

@Samuel-p17 8 ай бұрын

Your flag rules

@user-burner 6 ай бұрын

Minnesota is getting a new flag and I just had a really funny idea for a flag: Maryland but with white and black quarters. Better than Just Duluth's Flag (tm).

@user-burner 6 ай бұрын

Additionally this would actual have symbolism, specifically as a symbol for native Dakota people and that our state also starts with an M. Again, this has more actual symbolism than Just Duluths Flag (tm).

@rodolfotapia5909 Ай бұрын

What I learned from this video is that every state has citizens leaving into an equally bad state. 45:00 Hawlucha was outta pocket. Oh my goodness. Love it.

@alphaferdra2047 9 ай бұрын

Can you do this for European countries too? Those were punchlines that hit harder than all of battlerap ever combined, so i just want more

@MsHelen73 9 ай бұрын

As a non-American, this was hilarious to watch from an outside perspective

@8BitPancakes 9 ай бұрын

As an American who has lived in a multitude of states - he is so wildly accurate.

@TiagoNomad 9 ай бұрын

As a non-American who has lived in, visited and studied about some US states, that was indeed hilarious.

@-JohnDoe- 9 ай бұрын

Visit. You'll find most of the stereotypes are actually true!

@lambovich 9 ай бұрын

I'm feeling very happy and safe watching this go down from England

@Kazuma11290 9 ай бұрын

As a Native american, this was hilarious to watch from an inside perspective.

@AlarisAcrelia 9 ай бұрын

As a Californian and an avid Charizard hater I hate how well they fit together, well done

@firemiracle 9 ай бұрын

I love charizard but i agree how gamefreak always uses charizard for almost every pokemon game again and again that it's unfair for the other starters 😅

@jaydenc367 9 ай бұрын

@@firemiracle Frankly at least Charizard is called overrated, you do not hear that much with Greninja tho

@spindash64 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, people probably wouldn’t hate California as much if the Hollywood chunk of it didn’t keep trying to act like it’s the best thing ever …a lot like Charizard, really: it’s a perfectly good design and a fun Pokémon, people just don’t like being told OVER AND OVER “hey isn’t Charizard cool?”

@yoidore_shirazu 8 ай бұрын

25:04 I knew you were going to pull the metamorphosis girl up as soon as you said “mind-brokenly” but the way you did is so funny I still laughed

@ThatVoodooThatYoodoo 9 ай бұрын

Dude woke up and chose violence... and I love it.

@Killixn_ 9 ай бұрын

As a Floridian, DAMN! You got our asses. That was a perfect representation of this state 💀😭

@yukkir_bolt_strike718 9 ай бұрын

Right??? I was born and raised there, so it was such a hit!!! I would’ve thought Absol, because we have so many disasters. But damn he hit us hard 😭

@DaLegend395 6 ай бұрын

The roasting is absoltuley accruate and hilaroious. I would love for you to assign a state pokemon that you think fits it just like each state has a dog, a bird, flower, etc.

@arashink 8 ай бұрын

I'm from Pittsburgh, PA. You forgot to mention the one bridge that was built under another bridge to catch the pieces of the bridge that fall off.

@splitsee2526 9 ай бұрын

As someone from Louisiana, our state had so much great potential to be one of the best to live in. We got the culture, the great food, and overall New Orleans (until 2020) was fun to visit. Unfortunately due to our absolutely horrible corrupt government which roots back to whenever the French and Spanish was there, we are now suffering from the fact our Governors don't care about us and rather use the oil money to fund their useless projects that never go anywhere. This is also why our roads, and pollution is so bad in the state. And anywhere that has a ton of trees we will hide in because we are overheating everyday from the absolutely torturous heat that prevents us from exercising until October comes back. I wish you would've roasted us more lmao.

@CuteNarpNarpPlush 9 ай бұрын

And don't forget about the wetlands they need protecting too

@CuteNarpNarpPlush 9 ай бұрын

Also yes our swampy state need to be roasted more better

@thethunderousstar-knight8010 8 ай бұрын

Preach my friend!

@anonymoususer188 8 ай бұрын

Oh yes, the great food in Louisiana. Back in the summer of 2018, I was part of a large school trip that went to New Orleans. One of the students was vegan. At least one place that we went to, the "vegan" option had BUTTER in it. Now, as someone who is not vegan, I don't have a problem with butter, but I do have a problem with it being served in something specifically labeled as THE vegan option. Also, stop pretending that gumbo actually tastes good; that stuff is gross (and of COURSE, the butter incident was at the gumbo place which does not improve my opinion of the stuff). Maybe you people just think it tastes good because that's what you grew up with. As someone who grew up in the Midwest, gumbo isn't good food. Another restaurant managed to ruin PASTA by putting way too much of something that I hope was salt on it. How do you manage to ruin PASTA? In terms of food, the best part of that trip was the restaurant that we went to for diner on the first day of travel before we even reached Louisiana.

@gyzardo3648 8 ай бұрын

@@anonymoususer188damn, you went to the WRONG places my friend, gumbo is SUPER varied so you must have gotten some weird disgusting version.

@SirSagaSage 9 ай бұрын

Gimmighoul also fits Pennsylvania well because it's one of only three states that imposes a post-mortem will tax. Something I'm surprised you didn't mention, but it still fits nonetheless.

@Gnoggin 9 ай бұрын

Theres so much data to look at so I missed a lot I'm sure. But that's amazing(ly sad).

@RedDenim Ай бұрын

Actually learned a lot about the other states from this vid and how it isnt that much better compared to the big city, thanks Gnoggin :’)

@rubber_man647 9 ай бұрын

dude what did oregon do to you 😭that was one of the longests roasts in the video lmao

@franciscorosa1498 9 ай бұрын

Right off the bat, lol damn this is more of a roast of the US then those wildfires

@Xanderqwerty123 9 ай бұрын

After this one, Huggbees is going to have to include all 50 states in his "weird deaths" series.

@mekomamizuko 7 ай бұрын

As a Texan native and a California resident, I laughed incredibly hard. On a public bus. People are looking at me weirdly now

@kyson-gl3nk 12 күн бұрын

I live in Alabama and 100% thought he was gonna give us Jynx because of the whole “being the confederate capital” thing 😂😂😂

@joshtompkins1538 9 ай бұрын

As someone from Michigan I would like to explain how we got the Upper Peninsula. To make a long story short the US gave it to us so we wouldn’t go to war with Ohio over Toledo, yes this actually happened. Also I’m surprised you didn’t bring up our weather.

@dname9394 6 ай бұрын

You mean that in a span of a week we can and will go from 80 degrees to -5 to 40?

@joshtompkins1538 6 ай бұрын

@@dname9394 sounds about right

@pastaraccoon1991 6 ай бұрын

The weather is 75% lake effect snow and the rest 80 degree humid heat

@AroundTheBlockAgain 4 ай бұрын

I was so disappointed when I found out that Washington's "rainy cloudy weather" was pretty much the same as Michigan's. We put up with all these clouds and we don't get any credit for it at all!!

@falconcorban4128 4 ай бұрын

@@dname9394 North Texas can be the same in winter, 20F to 80F in a single day... Summer though is consistently the pit of hell.

@lord_boneman 9 ай бұрын

I find it funny that I’m offended less by the judgement on New Jersey (accurate btw) and moreso the slander on ice types with Bearctic.

@dowaingeesey4230 8 ай бұрын

I moved to New York a while back and his description is spot on

@theojames2581 12 күн бұрын

As a Hoosier, I have never been so offended by something I absolutely agree with Edit: the same for 35:49

@Barmander 9 ай бұрын

Utah is 200% accurate. Also I can't decide whether you made the water polo joke thinking water polo actually uses horses or whether that is part of the joke

@avertthedokituber1959 9 ай бұрын

As a rare Utahan that isn`t part of the collective 90% Mormon hive-mentality that is making money-honey for the Bewear of the LDS church, I can mostly agree with the assessment. However, behind the scenes there is a slow-going spiritual war going on here where some worker-bees occasionally break free of the Borg hivemind and either go off into their lonesome atheism or join a Baptist denomination as they explore learning about God on a more personal level with other individuals. There are many "spiritual captives" in this state, and it can take a while for those under the bear`s influence to find a spiritual safe haven if/when they leave.

@killersword2 9 ай бұрын

Lockstin woke up and chose violence. This is great! Also Indiana is sadly accurate. There is nothing that really goes on here.

@daltondaily1540 9 ай бұрын

Except Drugs! We got plenty of drugs. Please, send help.

@THATBLUEBLAZER 6 ай бұрын

as a georgian who is deathly allergic to peanuts, all we have is awful people and football.

@angrynoodletwentyfive6463 2 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: the major city that is actually considered to be the windiest overall is Boston. there are other less influential cities that are windier but of the 56 cities considered to be major metropolitan centers boston is the windiest overall. Chicago is 12th.

@RetsuRose 9 ай бұрын

39:06 I’m so in agreement with you as a Pennsylvanian that has lived in both major cities. Also I would love to know where you had that cheesesteak because Philly’s problem is half the population tells visitors the WRONG place to get a cheesesteak from. If they tell you to go to Pats or Genos, they set you up for failure.