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Go to Sleep | ASMR
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Күн бұрынI try my best to help you get to sleep by providing you with a comfy gift, a map, remove any troubling thoughts, and a few items that should aid you on your journey.
00:00:00 It's That Time
00:02:40 A Sleepy Gift
00:07:53 How To Get to Sleep
00:28:19 The Pompom Treatment
00:39:07 Removing Troubling Thoughts
00:50:25 The Sound of Your Thoughts
00:53:25 Chicken Head Totem of Sleep
01:02:30 The Paper Cups Treatment
01:12:41 The Container of Sleep
01:18:54 Tissue Package Relic
01:26:22 Until Next Time...
01:27:25 Unintelligible Whispering
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@SpilledChocoMilk 8 ай бұрын
“It’s time. . .for you. . .to go. . .the fuck. . .to sleep.” Best line I’ve ever heard. I laughed way too hard hearing that.
@user-dw6xr5ci9v 8 ай бұрын
Me too, the first time I heard it I was like “OH SH*T HE SAID IT”
@youtubebigbrainedmike 8 ай бұрын
When uncle rift swears you know you messed up, I better get to sleep. 😭
@sem5296 8 ай бұрын
And you better feel splen-fucking-tastic in the morning
@keystud2 5 ай бұрын
😂
@aldux4971 3 ай бұрын
Where?
@eterniteez1117 2 ай бұрын
@@aldux4971 0:19 - 0:50
@shapeturtle 8 ай бұрын
Yet another moment where ER has caused me to sit upright in bed, uncontrollably laughing by his sudden use of "fuck." The last one was the Christmas Kidnapping. Thanks, Uncle E! Always brings a smile to my face.
@purehonda23 8 ай бұрын
Seriously I absolutely died 😂
@JetlifeFCtwitch 6 ай бұрын
😂 wasn’t expecting it at ball. Legend.
@iMustBro 8 ай бұрын
Been watching this guy since I was 8 years old with his first few videos. Insane to think that it's been 10 years I've watched this guy
@Strand_Of_DNA 8 ай бұрын
10 Years and you are still watching? You are more Loyal than Loyal can be, Yo girl lucky asf
@YinIsInfinite 8 ай бұрын
10+ years and only 1.1M a damn shame
@Strand_Of_DNA 8 ай бұрын
@@YinIsInfiniteFor ASMR thats pretty good
@YinIsInfinite 8 ай бұрын
I know but if I was decicated to this shit and 10+ years in the run and I've barely achieved 1M subs and the videos views are low i'd be pressed ngl@@Strand_Of_DNA
@iloveguitarhero8081 8 ай бұрын
HUSHHH
@Anonymous_Because_I_Can 8 ай бұрын
I did not anticipate that first “go to sleep” I am slightly shooketh
@g3thetiger100 8 ай бұрын
I was dying 💀
@elijahhill6602 8 ай бұрын
Samuel L. Jackson would be proud.
@pingpong2309 8 ай бұрын
2 am here rn and having uncle E immediately confront me on why I’m still awake is the type of immersion I watch for
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
i aim to please!
@primalboi96 8 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftwell you a sniper!
@Hunt3r2k 8 ай бұрын
i just found his video today at 1:52 am xD
@alistercollgn9613 8 ай бұрын
@@Hunt3r2kx) same here
@luke_the_fraser855 8 ай бұрын
6:21 am for me 😭😭
@yosher 8 ай бұрын
Damn, the start of this video seemed like an attack more than anything. Those shrugs seemed so full of emotion
@ggnmsn 8 ай бұрын
Wtf? How soft are you?
@yosher 8 ай бұрын
@@ggnmsn damn bro chill, I wasn’t actually offended. I thought the shit was funny, and the acting was good.
@ggnmsn 8 ай бұрын
@yosher ok cool. I was thinking, man kids these days need to put the phones down and go touch grass.
@wolflypackucus1543 8 ай бұрын
@@ggnmsnI think you need to go touch grass if you got that upset so fast…
@zirotwu 8 ай бұрын
@@ggnmsn the irony
@slimyslimer2642 8 ай бұрын
I tried to go to sleep without the map and i got lost, now i'm stuck in a laboratory with a plague doctor, and i'm his experiment subject. If i don't answer, it's because my brain has been placed somewhere else.
@MrPlunger777 8 ай бұрын
Is it Corvus?
@bulldozer2550 8 ай бұрын
How the hell, were you kidnapped by him?😅
@lisku7892 8 ай бұрын
I know how you feel I got lost too and I find myself in the 15th century library with map in my hands
@magnushenry9 8 ай бұрын
Bro you always have to take the second door on the right when you get to the laboratory. Just don't. Don't. Don't. Take the third on the right. Please don't.
@niccolocansu 8 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, he is pretty chill
@MakoMusic_ 8 ай бұрын
I've been awake for a few eons because corvus wouldnt stop replacing body parts at random. This video helped
@LovedThatPart 8 ай бұрын
Loved that part when I went to sleep.
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
i did that too!
@primalboi96 8 ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@Jesty.r 8 ай бұрын
@@primalboi9600:02
@alleru1369 8 ай бұрын
Just opened this at more than 3am with 4 hours of sleep left, this is perfect! Instant like
@Facekick48 8 ай бұрын
As someone who has to wake up in 2.5 hours, I am jealous
@captaincashew5291 8 ай бұрын
Welcome to the ERU
@iloveguitarhero8081 8 ай бұрын
Woah, was not expecting him to start it off like that but I love it,
@marmara_edits 8 ай бұрын
Hello Rift. Thank you for leading me to the sleep.
@ticket2heavenn 8 ай бұрын
To think if I never clicked on the video of a humanoid rhino doctor seven years ago I would've never been able to experience such relaxation, comedic relief and world building as I have so far with you Uncle E; thank you for being you!
@corgiblud 8 ай бұрын
I've slept approximately four hours in the past three days so thank you for this mercy, sleep at long last, huzzah!!
@susiebit 8 ай бұрын
I love videos on any topic of yours, but whispered are always the best.
@persephone9084 6 ай бұрын
When rift drops the F-bomb in the first minute of the video, you know it's gonna be a good one
@thepardigon178 4 ай бұрын
"whooooaaaa he said the frick word"
@purolover 8 ай бұрын
Thank you, benevolent creature. For providing such an excellent pillow
@TheGhostRonin 8 ай бұрын
Id love another ASMR quest giver video like the first one you did, that one is one of my favorites!
@scottgeraci5751 8 ай бұрын
I haven’t slept right since Monday night 😮💨 I will need this video tonight after work
@coopers1716 7 ай бұрын
adding string as a prop for the worry extraction process is such a nice touch.
@omoriomoli 8 ай бұрын
It's always a snoozetastic night when uncle E makes a new video🙏🙏
@pyrixea6898 8 ай бұрын
close
@AndiEliot 8 ай бұрын
Always the same.. but never the same. Same concepts, but never the same approach. My man is a true definition of what originality and creativity means. No one delivers like Paul.
@fishy299owo 8 ай бұрын
Kinda weird that I've been falling asleep to your voice for six years now.
@benfrost1361 8 ай бұрын
had a pounding 12+ hour covid headache, was a nightmare. this video helped me fall asleep and now its gone. thank you Paul
@intodarkness-jy6mp 8 ай бұрын
The man the myth the legend, just know your one of the top dogs in this community. You’ve never had a subscriber count to aling with your video content and true creativeness. You the best Rift!!!
@_Tea_Tea_Tea_ 8 ай бұрын
ER: Its time for you to go the f to sleep Me: *goes to sleep*
@rryan01 8 ай бұрын
This comment is using to much internet please edit as there isn’t enough to go around
@_Tea_Tea_Tea_ 8 ай бұрын
@@rryan01 I am sorry and I truly understand your issue here but Im using the internet 2.0 and it seems to be using more space than the internet you're using on the planet you live. I would recommend contacting your ISP and change to version 2.0
@deloera1294 8 ай бұрын
As a sleep resident, I approve this map.
@urgot-chan4703 8 ай бұрын
It's 3 in the morning and that stern dad face really gave me a guilty conscience. Thanks.
@twofatchicksproductions9015 8 ай бұрын
I love this channel and community. Long time fan
@kennethbelton5432 8 ай бұрын
This video I will always relate to, when I know i need to be sleep I will forever play this and I respond to it like he’s actually talking to me 😂
@GrandRezero 8 ай бұрын
I'm doing splen-terrible.. but you know a Rift video goes a long way.
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
i don't think it gets worse than splenterrible
@bigbeast103 8 ай бұрын
Horrifitastic, perhaps is a close 2nd
@gannonpatton2858 7 ай бұрын
ER, I don't know what it was with the "Sound of your Thoughts" portion, but I was wide awake enjoying the video one moment and just absolutely knocked out the next. Gotta have that trigger again!
@ChernoDida 8 ай бұрын
Best ASMR intro EVER
@crylune 8 ай бұрын
You will truly never run out of ideas.
@andrewestes4999 8 ай бұрын
The beginning was the perfect way to use running thumbnails for this 👌
@hamham545 8 ай бұрын
Ah uncle E, your like the dad I never had, thanks for looking after us for all these years ❤
@MrAlekoukos 8 ай бұрын
Would love to see the Cave of Agony! Lovely theme.
@theycallmeleanfornoreason2746 8 ай бұрын
Amazing as always
@foreverme3078 8 ай бұрын
This is relaxing me so much. I would love a video where you pretend you are behind the person. When I was in school, I would get major, MAJOR tingles when the kid sitting in back of me would read under his breath.
@AlexDoubleAU 8 ай бұрын
It's uncanny how perfectly timed this was to my actual bedtime
@StanASMR 8 ай бұрын
Your creativity is a source of inspiration! 🌟 Thanks for sharing your talent with us.
@weebiporey 7 ай бұрын
rift swears so rarely its kind if off putting when he does 😂
@WaywardGrimm 8 ай бұрын
Ok uncle E I guess I'll sleep now. Thanks for the help good sir.
@infernokt9495 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video papa rift
@blockman1994 5 ай бұрын
holy shit the pillow patting was top tingles
@nateeldabaa2411 8 ай бұрын
I love hes videos they are so creative hope he does more 💖
@cocomike799 8 ай бұрын
My map for sleep Get a shower Get to bed Get comfortable Open phone Put my ear phones Open A Rift video Go to sleep 💤
@pennylover1999 8 ай бұрын
who tf showers before bed
@rafael3787 7 ай бұрын
@@pennylover1999clean people.
@pennylover1999 7 ай бұрын
i shower in the morning when i wake up@@rafael3787
@derpdude6374 8 ай бұрын
I’ve said it once and goddam I’ll say it again. There’s not a single conscious being on the planet that can match this man’s creativity
@WifiSuccessess 8 ай бұрын
Bro said the fuck to sleep 😂 that shit had me so off guard I was damn near asleep, now I’m laughing 🤣
@ThorHammer88 4 ай бұрын
My dude is the Jedi Master of ASMR.
@Zac15Setter 8 ай бұрын
Been watching your vids since 1987!! -posted from my Sony Playstation 1
@GriffinLKVW 8 ай бұрын
The intro made me chuckle, ngl
@mikemezz7448 8 ай бұрын
I don't know why it always makes me smile and laugh a bit when you cuss there's just something about it
@nickdrumgool3416 8 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever been told to go the fuck to sleep so aggressively and somehow gotten sleepy 😂
@sevadali2353 8 ай бұрын
The first 48 seconds of this video is exactly word by word what I tell myself every hour of the night. 😓
@Zowiezo101 8 ай бұрын
Thank you, haven't finished the video yet but am currently in bed with a fever and just can't sleep
@c0deg0ld78 8 ай бұрын
I sure like embarking on a journey to sleep, as I stare at the monitor waiting for said journey to end so I can peacefully slumber
@HeWhoSoars. 8 ай бұрын
"You must walk the path of pain." This sounds like something Friedrich Nietzche would get behind. A very smart man imo
@HeWhoSoars. 8 ай бұрын
I feel like Nietzche would get like a lot of your steps to sleeping. I really vibe with the steps too
@eggsnbacon7122 8 ай бұрын
As someone who is half eldritch abomination on my mother's side, i can read those runes for you. It says: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
thank you!
@robertjuniordorval9982 8 ай бұрын
Bro that comment is PURE GOLD!
@salahedinalghoul5740 8 ай бұрын
That intro caught me way the hell off guard but im here for it
@exoclips_3106 8 ай бұрын
fantastic video
@marcusreacts6764 8 ай бұрын
Thank you Uncle E, now i can rest and sleep
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
Whew, thank Cthulhu!
@Bedogg25 8 ай бұрын
At first I thought you were gonna be reading the book with how you you said “go to fucking sleep” 😂
@FoodGamesXP 8 ай бұрын
I’m not sure what it’s called that you did at the end of the video but that really gives me the tingles
@NotoriousSRG 7 ай бұрын
This hits different after working out in the morning
@Teleporting2Lumbridge 8 ай бұрын
Came to sleep. Left with magic.
@collector6457 8 ай бұрын
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
@MrPlunger777 8 ай бұрын
Correct!
@KristijanH 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the instructions, funny beard man.
@Swirl_man 8 ай бұрын
When he said, "It's time to go the fuck to sleep" I was caught off-guard and was laughing a good while Keep up the good videos man
@underconfident_asmr 8 ай бұрын
Bout time we got a map. I can't even count how many floors in Arkham I've traversed, or if I was even there at all, in search of a way out of reality and into that fancy schmancy sleep place.
@Lucianato2 8 ай бұрын
Paul, I was very excited about the 'Paper Cups' section. It reminded me of the beginning of your May 20, 2016 video "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3" which is still one of my favorites, solely because of the first 10 minutes. Thanks for recycling some old, relaxing concepts. 🤘
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
kudos to you for even remembering that! i just know it's been awhile since i did the cups..
@TJtheEskimo 8 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftOne of the most relaxing ASMR vids imo, can't quite put my finger on it but all the sounds just hit the spot
@Lucianato2 8 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift - Many of your older videos are expressive gold as you were just trying it out but you were naturally good at it. 'Oldie but Goodie'
@pollyyaneva3688 Ай бұрын
My favourite ASMR artist ever!
@elliot6007 8 ай бұрын
I went to sleep, HA thanks rift ✨💪🏼
@ArwenLeigh 8 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, I got distracted by the sheep I was supposed to be counting! They were so colourful and the little hats they bad were so cute!
@Wcusandy 8 ай бұрын
Paper cups together!!!!! Best
@calstri 8 ай бұрын
I love having the new profile pic watermark staring at me in the bottom right while I’m attempting to sleep
@natedawe4894 8 ай бұрын
Geeked up watching this, caught me off guard 😂
@sugarx6687 8 ай бұрын
i have just discovered you...why?? why?? your voice is amazing ...i wish i discovered your channel before😭😭😭
@Dooxter. 8 ай бұрын
It's nearly 5am, I got school tomorrow but I am awake watching invincible😭 I shall sleep now
@fartpoop1011 8 ай бұрын
i love this dude
@leroyj62 8 ай бұрын
Haven't seen you play a game in a while. I would enjoy another rush hour or map drawing episode.
@ReisNJake 3 ай бұрын
I actually clicked on this video on accident last night, right after I told myself one more video for the 5th time. I went to bed and put my phone facedown next to my bed to listen to while falling asleep
@erickbitter 6 ай бұрын
Three GOATs 🐐🐐🐐
@zacharyflatt 8 ай бұрын
I was so relaxed until "it's time... for you.. to go..... the FuCk.. to sleep" I busted out laughing it sounds so wrong hearing him cuss I love it 😂
@Bussin.1 8 ай бұрын
Best intro ever
@ryan_yasin 8 ай бұрын
Its almost 6 am and i tune in to the video with ER asking why im still awake... Honestly , i do not know the answer to that question 😭
@lYODAl 8 ай бұрын
Guiding others to a treasure i can not possess
@ESSJAYS 8 ай бұрын
All this is boring to me BUT when it comes to ephemeral rift , it’s just amazing 💪🏼
@generik6926 8 ай бұрын
0:35 was not expecting that tbh 😂
@LauraLanford 8 ай бұрын
I hit this video at 4:30 AM : "Why are you still awake? Don't you know what time it is?" Damn I know it, that's why I came here in the first place.
@jaegergames7042 8 ай бұрын
God I've been sleeping with this man in my bedroom for a decade. Is this... is this love?
@antinerfer11roblox31 4 ай бұрын
Your thu'um, whilst holding the elder pillow really put me the fuck to sleep 🤣. Good video!!
@Anaklusmos1234 8 ай бұрын
I would so buy a pillowcase of the Elder gods.
@CheeseOnMyPizza 8 ай бұрын
“Why are you still awake? Don’t you know what time it is.” Me who stayed up all night and it’s 8:00 AM: *yes.*
@Kyndra_Jade 8 ай бұрын
To my non-premium peeps on mobile, friendly reminder to jump to the ad at the end of the video, skip it, and then replay the video from the beginning so the end of video ads KZfaq has forced on us doesn’t scare you awake later 🙃
@LadyOfMetal_666 8 ай бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for saving my sleep ❤
@Kyndra_Jade 8 ай бұрын
Yw 😊
@Texas_Real 8 ай бұрын
"Why are you still awake?" Thats a great question Paul. Hell if i know.
@sodoesrachael_ 8 ай бұрын
April 9th is my birthday! 🎉 It's just like me to give myself a troubling thought for my birthday. 🙃
@ABendzify 8 ай бұрын
As a resident of the Rift since the days of Manly ASMR, some 9 years ago. I approve of this message. As does my cat, aka the eldritch being.
@SCORCH1989 8 ай бұрын
Can't wait
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