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When quests don't require you to save everyone
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3 жыл бұрынYou can't save them all. Literally. I'm not kidding. They just keep respawning in.
Thanks to @Joel-Haver for teaching everyone how to make these!
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@Joel-Haver 3 жыл бұрын
Love the dialogue choice about being stuck in dialogue. Fantastic job!
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.
@comoprevisto8082 3 жыл бұрын
The incredible thing from this is...Joel taught how to do this animation in one of his videos. And now we got more people doing amazing and funny videos!!! good to see this kind of thing in the internet :❤️ Great job Goat! good stuff (+1 subs)!!! and amazing knowledge you are spreading Joel!!!
@kasper7203 3 жыл бұрын
@@Goat-on-a-Stick you should collaborate with Joel.
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
@@kasper7203 I'd love to! It's totally up to him tho =)
@kasper7203 3 жыл бұрын
@Joel Haver collaboration!
@thedarkangelthe2 3 жыл бұрын
The old slave's hidden power is to enslave people in his dialogue cutscenes to those who refuse to free him.
@Sindraug25 3 жыл бұрын
And what's worse, they are unskippable.
@InitialDEARS 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sindraug25 and autosave
@RicardoHipper 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sindraug25 What a wicked combo
@Miitsu222 3 жыл бұрын
He's the true slave driver
@foreng3095 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a certain Borderlands raid boss.
@starcaptainyork 3 жыл бұрын
the old guy shoulda just given him a new quest "Free the old man"
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
_[QUEST ABANDONED: "Free the Old Man"]_
@tattletalestrangler8084 3 жыл бұрын
@@Goat-on-a-Stick nah most rpg players are perfectionists, they will do any quests even if it's involving murdering innocent people
@reacher8042 3 жыл бұрын
@@tattletalestrangler8084 hell yeah, kill anything and everything. Nothing is too high and nothing is too low. Saying this makes me wanna go play skyrim now.
@KingNedya 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio How is that related? Or is there some joke that I'm just missing?
@modarkthemauler 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio "openttd" that might not be a reference to transport tycoon by any chance
@pigpenlordofdirt 3 жыл бұрын
"Please don't do this." I felt that deep down in my unskippable cutscene
@robertharris6092 3 жыл бұрын
Unskippable cutscene right before the tough AF final boss.
@pigpenlordofdirt 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertharris6092 the tough AF final boss that can 3 shot you because you figured you could get by without the side quest endgame armor
@Starannify 3 жыл бұрын
*MR. HIPPO*
@pigpenlordofdirt 3 жыл бұрын
@@Starannify The birds might be dead, Orville.
@h2ojr1 3 жыл бұрын
NPC: **Begins monologue about the trials of the past** [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped]
@Miitsu222 3 жыл бұрын
**Mashing B to skip dialogue** -"Did you get all of that?" ( No )
@pigpenlordofdirt 3 жыл бұрын
*Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has entered the chat*
@epicdeadpool8254 3 жыл бұрын
fukkin owl
@wyredaftsquall 3 жыл бұрын
Hootie hoo!
@tortolgawd4481 3 жыл бұрын
@@pigpenlordofdirt I was pressing B so long until I realise I was stuck in a loop for abt 10 mins istg
@pigpenlordofdirt 3 жыл бұрын
@@tortolgawd4481 n64 games didn't have the auto decline option when you press a cancel button, the good old days Doing this on the 10th playthrough makes you feel really stupid lol
@5MadMovieMakers 3 жыл бұрын
Does he just avoid walking past this guy altogether on his second playthrough
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
He skips the quest entirely next time. I assure you.
@ElValuador 3 жыл бұрын
This guy’s got nothing on Preston Garvey.
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
he could avoid the whole dialogue by freeing him instead.
@georgespurlock5547 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 yea right. I smell an escort quest followed by gathering healing herbs from a backpack in his burnt up village..
@dingodash4096 3 жыл бұрын
My guess is that he's gonna reload the last save and then kill this guy from the distance.
@hossdelgado626 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the npc realizes his true power, and uses it for revenge. Amazing XD
@ActionPackedJack 3 жыл бұрын
"Haver the slavedriver" Really wearing your inspiration on your sleeve :D
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
Yup! Also at the end of the Galsia video! I also hid a reference to one of Joel's videos in my speedrunners video ;)
@wswitters 3 жыл бұрын
Zeema eh, Mission to Zyxx fan also by chance?
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
@@wswitters Is that where I heard it from? Maybe 🤔
@tomf4122 3 жыл бұрын
@@wswitters now we just need a beano animation
@wswitters 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomf4122 Beano know
@lemonemmi 2 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you going to free me?" "I can't. After 5 prisoners the chains aren't interactable anymore. I wouldn't count on the next hero to save you either, you have the absolute worst spawn point."
@selalewow Жыл бұрын
LOL I was just about to post this. Glad I scrolled down. They should have put something about that in the video.
@kyuubinaruto17 6 ай бұрын
@@selalewow Then it would be a completely different video. Your way is saying he can't save him even if he wants to. The video is saying he COULD save him, but is choosing not to because he already fulfilled the quest limit.
@thaias9654 3 жыл бұрын
If the adventurer won’t free him, then he’s trapping the adventurer with him!
@STOCKHOLM07 3 жыл бұрын
If I go down I'm taking you with me!
@donwanna3906 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
@matthewbreytenbach4483 2 жыл бұрын
Dormammu I've come to bargain!
@couchmaster3773 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 Holy hell this was perfect lol
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of how well that came out!
@dakotaneumann1259 3 жыл бұрын
@@Goat-on-a-Stick for a moment, it felt like a high budget art piece! The guy’s reaction to seeing his demon master’s heart still beating outside his body, and how his skin changed color a bit.. was amazing!
@02ninjaman 3 жыл бұрын
that was genius of the NPC to get him stuck there with him, now they both will suffer.
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
it's as though when the old man realized what was going on (being in a game) he decided to hold the guy there for as long as possible and I find that wonderful
@hondaaccord1399 3 жыл бұрын
Monika from DDLC took a couple rough turns...
@CHloE748 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah..that’s the joke..
@user-ci4uc7ip9k 2 жыл бұрын
the other guy should have just said "ok I'll free you jesus christ I get it you win." and then when he got out of the dialogue, he would have run off without freeing him.
@trezapoioiuy 2 жыл бұрын
Can you let me go? Yeah, but you go first.
@homerman76 2 жыл бұрын
@@trezapoioiuy *Unskippable cutscene initiated: You free the old man who proceeds to spend 30 more minutes thanking you to drive the point home*
@endlessboardgame985 3 жыл бұрын
Ten hours of unskippable exposition. The ultimate revenge! That should be in a game someday.
@Bramswarr 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Vinny played some Mario mods which included infinite text, sometimes even finite text that was only like 100 lines... slowly... passing... by...
@user-vm5pv6ex4r 3 жыл бұрын
Lisa
@awesomehazimex7410 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-vm5pv6ex4r not a text per se but a loooooooooooooooooooooooong climb with the "ultimate" reward
@user-vm5pv6ex4r 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomehazimex7410 there is also bold mustache guy, who will talk you to eternity with his wife story :)
@xxxsnippzzxxx9355 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a mock Borderlands 2 quest for that
@Culex51 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO "OTHER people to save". Damn, that was so cold I had to put a coat on.
@0KJaye 3 жыл бұрын
Another angle: He can't save him because the quest is already completed, so he can't press & hold "E" to save him because...video games
@zonefrost 3 жыл бұрын
this totally should have been the script instead of him being a careless dick
@berserker5551 3 жыл бұрын
@@zonefrost I mean why save a random stranger for no reward?
@joshuavar4678 3 жыл бұрын
@@berserker5551 Cause… it’s the right thing to do?
@davada123 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuavar4678 right and wrong mean very little in the context of the fate of an npc in a video game.
@riks081 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuavar4678 yes the line of code will certainly appreciate that.
@USSResolute 3 жыл бұрын
"I've got people to save...other people to save..." Sounds like real life to me.
@user-ci4uc7ip9k 2 жыл бұрын
Specifically like the cops in real life in why they don't give a shit about your case when you need something. Of course "other people to save" in their case means speeding tickets to issue.
@SirBladewind 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you reference Joel Haver by saying "Haver the slave driver"
@Queltamas 2 жыл бұрын
"Save at least 4 of the 10 kidnapped children" "Ok, I saved exactly 4 children" "Where are the others?" "Still in their cages, I only needed to save 4" "Adventurer!"
@Proxicus Жыл бұрын
Yep, it's a far cry from perfection. 😥
@Darmouthable 3 жыл бұрын
The guy can't even cut the chains because he's stuck in a dialogue
@goncalocarneiro3043 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't wanna free him, huh? Well you got what your friggin' deserved!
@BknMoonStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, these animations are amazing and hilarious. I laughed out loud when the slave started monologue to buy time and the player just looked down defeated.
@jimjimsauce 3 жыл бұрын
i got it as the player just turned off the game and the guy looking down was symbolizing him as “off”
@tacotaco1239 3 жыл бұрын
The sheer terror on his face while looking at the heart is amazing.
@mrari3776 3 жыл бұрын
hits him with his sword -"never should have come here"
@kitkatboard 3 жыл бұрын
*invicible NPC* "ffs"
@PeteTheGrouch 2 жыл бұрын
@@kitkatboard That's why you never leave home without your "Kill essential NPCs" mod.
@agostonpitlik8045 2 жыл бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch The game which crashes when essential features are messed with: *Are you sure about that?*
@PeteTheGrouch 2 жыл бұрын
@@agostonpitlik8045 **finishes main questline** Guess what, Mr "essential" character... you are now redundant.
@agostonpitlik8045 2 жыл бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch New quest 60 levels later which is necessary for the ending and needs the npc: *This is where the fun (begins)--->ends.*
@rijiin_dagoat 3 жыл бұрын
"do you know a place where sailors hangout?" I love the shenmue reference lol
@monteirogames7717 3 жыл бұрын
I knew it lmao
@JeroenHoningh 2 жыл бұрын
wanted to comment the same but first searched the comments to see if somebody else beat me.
@KandiMan 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone less than the age of 30 get this reference?
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 жыл бұрын
This is when you get a side quest that's part of a dlc you don't own and it pops up asking you to buy it to continue.
@wormfood83 3 жыл бұрын
I loathe that.
@stoneth_maloneth3279 3 жыл бұрын
I’m looking at you borderlands 3
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 жыл бұрын
@@stoneth_maloneth3279 I was thinking dragon age but yes that too
@riks081 3 жыл бұрын
Was that DA Inquisition? I never finished that or borderlands 3 although i did play DAO and 2 i don't remember 2 that well. I missed that, i can't believe they actually did that haha, i thought you must have been talking about an MMO or something.
@wormfood83 3 жыл бұрын
@@riks081 If you got DAO before they added any of the DLCs, that's exactly what happened. Nowadays they only sell the ultimate editions that has everything from the get go.
@MalucoDaBomba 3 жыл бұрын
I just loved the "Shoot Wrex" option at 2:06, made me relive some memories from Mass Effect
@JoshuaKennedy321 3 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, that was a clever twist. I was starting to think "okay, you told the joke, now this is just dragging on pointlessly" and was just about to criticize your timing, then he says "I'm stuck in dialogue." MIND BLOWN
@cenciende9401 2 жыл бұрын
You sound like a sad and bitter person to jump to criticising so quickly.
@wulftea Жыл бұрын
wow man have you any humor?
@ButtercoreFTW 3 жыл бұрын
"Shoot Wrex" should have chosen that option
@ZeeNastee 3 жыл бұрын
That's the one character you never kill
@danielarcher4060 3 жыл бұрын
That's the one option you never take 😂
@dankertester 3 жыл бұрын
DONT you ever shoot Wrex!!!
@biggy742 3 жыл бұрын
Kill jester
@noahmendoza8548 3 жыл бұрын
I did it on my first ever play through. Kept the save all 3 games because I like just running whatever I choose the first time around. Then saw all the wrex compilations on KZfaq and I was like “bro wtf I can’t believe the game just let me kill this guy he’s awesome lol”
@bluezebra2759 3 жыл бұрын
Why I love fallout, "I'm bored of this dialog", *turns and just walks away*
@Orange_Swirl 3 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how useful that was until you mentioned it.
@rebbekahcannons9805 3 жыл бұрын
No tin fallout 3 or nv you were stuck in face to face dialogues
@BasedAstraea 2 жыл бұрын
@@rebbekahcannons9805 could still press esc
@rebbekahcannons9805 2 жыл бұрын
@@BasedAstraea Not on console, no esc key lol
@mn-hn8nz 2 жыл бұрын
2:08 "Do you know a place where sailors hang out?" I think i've heard that exact phrase on shenmue...
@kongab2025 Жыл бұрын
The way his soul was completely crushed as the video ends, perfection
@StormflameMW 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he should have just freed him. One simple click would have spared him that long dialogue. Revenge of the NPC :D
@xelloskaczor5051 3 жыл бұрын
Go install an mmo and try saving extra of anything I will wait.
@crowsenpai5625 3 жыл бұрын
No, The click option was removed because the quest was already completed.
@jasonblanchfield4780 3 жыл бұрын
He would not even be able to talk. Since he can he can......
@xelloskaczor5051 2 жыл бұрын
@Taramafor Haikido try swtor. Well its not rly an mmo anymore. But man is acting good
@yeetwchybaban 2 жыл бұрын
@@xelloskaczor5051 ok
@VFXking 3 жыл бұрын
This channel have a lot of potential :)
@Thescott16 Жыл бұрын
Love the old man learning he IS actually holding the adventurer prisoner, and then takes full advantage of it.
@JohnSluggice 3 жыл бұрын
I always felt bad about the remaining enslaved npcs in mmorpgs when i'd met my quest requirement and couldn't keep going
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@BlackMetalGraffiti 2 жыл бұрын
0:50 Hahahahahah!! Man that look on the slaves face with the music is so perfect dude lmao. I literally rewatched that scene like 6 times it’s friggin gold.
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! That was fun to make and I'm proud of how it came out!
@aneurysm234 3 жыл бұрын
I like how every time I come across one of these videos, I can find Joel in the comments cheering them on and pointing out his favourite things they did. What a genuinely great guy.
@happyspandex 3 жыл бұрын
If he hasn't been there already, get this man on Adult Swim.
@POINTS2 3 жыл бұрын
That beating heart was great, really unexpected! Love the dialog, "Got people to save... Not you... Other people"
@majormelon8855 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize this wasn't a Joel animation, excellent work (
@chaosdark4123 Жыл бұрын
Imagine an AI good enough to actually have this dialogue with the player
@paulmacmahon7777 3 жыл бұрын
And a lovely little Shenmue reference in the dialog choices! Great work man!
@meowistforlife 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn’t alone
@patrickmaloney5818 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 Shenmue PTSD trying to find sailors
@TyPhenirW0LF 3 жыл бұрын
I love NPCs realizing the player can't escape conversation with them and holding them hostage until the player agrees to help them...
@vizthex 3 жыл бұрын
literally me in that one mission in Whiteboard Wars: Chopraider. got that was a great flash game.
@GoingtoHecq 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's gonna keep you there until you free him
@BrandonAEnglish Жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to try freeing him only to realize he couldn't because he'd already fulfilled his quest.
@YorkJonhson 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. His reaction to the heart killed me.
@drakkenmensch 3 жыл бұрын
"Some other guy doing the same quest will get you within three to five minutes at most. There were several other players waiting to kill the slaver demon when he respawns."
@Hyde_Hill 3 жыл бұрын
That would be a creative "punishment" for players not saving everyone when they are only required to save some.
@realdragon 7 ай бұрын
"So slave driver is dead" "Yea but he will respawn in like 10 minutes"
@nextgen101 3 жыл бұрын
"Shoot Wrex" 😆 Subbed.
@AyratHungryStudent 2 жыл бұрын
I usually go to pee or get some tea during these unskippable interactions. Also, I was expecting the old man to turn into a demon or reveal some secret shortcut to the main quest. Like no one listens to him usually, so it's like an easter egg.
@vaporeos8173 Жыл бұрын
I love Joel Havers videos like these, and now we get more by other people, thats awesome!
@austinwatts1845 2 жыл бұрын
"*Shoot Wrex*" Ahh yes the correct choice
@deborahorlando2288 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that was awesome! You did a great job with animation and voice for a first attempt! Thumbs up!👍
@GourMeta 3 жыл бұрын
Great video, man! Looks awesome. Loved the back and forth camera angles! and the end where it pans away from the dialogue was hilarious haha :)
@KrepsyK 2 жыл бұрын
These gaming animations are perfectly accurate and pure gold
@fatlacesthedon 2 жыл бұрын
"So you're just going to let me rot here?" "...yeah😕"
@robmangeri777 Жыл бұрын
Well… if the option to rescue the old man is no longer active since the quest is complete the old man might just kill them both with a never ending monologue 🤔
@kuhndj67 3 жыл бұрын
So now I'm going to be on the lookout for games that notice when you only do the bare minimum to satisfy the quests and then nerf your speedrun with unskippable exposition. ;-) (because I'd ABSOLUTELY do that if I was making a game)
@Sailormoo247 Жыл бұрын
I watch this weekly when I’m at work . 😂 makes me happy
@sentero1856 3 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate the shenmue reference at 2:10
@RedDawnJensen 3 жыл бұрын
Was expecting a verbatim actment of the 'dickwolves' comic but this is good too
@capellamidlight 3 жыл бұрын
Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else was going to bring that up because that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this video, lol.
@andrewtmcnamara 3 жыл бұрын
I too have been searching for dickwolves
@tacohell8645 3 жыл бұрын
This is a trip when you are high
@generationm2059 2 жыл бұрын
There's no need for Hell when you're a player stuck in an unskippable cut scene...
@wolfenstien13 3 жыл бұрын
Old man caught on quickly. He would be a great salesman.
@dadkljnowayay9060 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, can we get Joel Haver? Mom: We have Joel Haver at home Joel Haver at home: ^^^
@DiscreetHobo 3 жыл бұрын
Speed runners of Halo CE kill all the marines you were supposed to save on the 2nd chapter😂
@ignignxkt 3 жыл бұрын
"If I go down I'm taking you with me!" Slippy: "Nooooooooooooo!"
@travissapienza4930 3 жыл бұрын
Haha this was very well done. And a Shenmue reference on top if it? Excellent stuff.
@Aqua_Bargus 3 жыл бұрын
This is really good.
@Renulph 3 жыл бұрын
Neat! Make more.
@goatgoat0 3 жыл бұрын
Will do 👍
@jarennoble3530 3 жыл бұрын
2:10 that’s a perfect shenmue reference 😂
@jacobstaffordmiller1635 2 жыл бұрын
The dialogue option for "shoot wrex" sent me lmao
@donovanrose9870 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah in Morrowind I went through entire quest lines by just killing the person I was supposed to go talk to and I’d get promoted after just because I was a high level.
@ninten90z70 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: When Character Dialogue is Written by J.R.R. Tolkien
@daanisch 3 жыл бұрын
Must be book no#314 of the "TLDR" pile, right?
@kenjioda96 3 жыл бұрын
A new sub. Love your content. Impeccable comedic timing. The glitched NPC videos is what sold me
@rikiorikio9368 Жыл бұрын
How ironic that the prisoner has the power to imprison you with his dialoge😂
@TakeaSwigBro 3 жыл бұрын
Why does it feel like I’m watching that old ass Ice Age MTG commercial? This artstyle makes me anxious lmao
@d0pomein 3 жыл бұрын
You gonna be stuck in that dialogue for a goods minute. Been there. His quest only gives you faction too.... What a jip
@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 3 жыл бұрын
You know this dialogue is optional right? If you free him right away withouth talking to him or when he First Ask you can Skip It ALL, And If you do It for every prisoner you gain some info that unlock the way to a cool armor
@JR-vt7rb 2 жыл бұрын
LOL this was genius 😂😂 the passive agressiveness is over 9000!
@11josb 3 жыл бұрын
Omg, just go this channel recommended by KZfaq, amazing work!
@bermi2000 3 жыл бұрын
[Shoot wrex]
@lukewilliams5924 3 жыл бұрын
How do you not have like 1M subs
@KandiMan 2 жыл бұрын
The originator of the style does
@moonie9000 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I already done subbed to you before I noticed the sailors joke! Yessss! A Shenmue fan!
@chrisorme9168 Жыл бұрын
“…so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel… “
@hatinghighschool 3 жыл бұрын
You've fought Haver, the slave driver?
@lastraven7205 3 жыл бұрын
Should of given him a new quest
@E.C.Animation 2 жыл бұрын
"Believe me, I've tried." 🤣😂🤣😂😆😂
@robertwilson7532 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me smile and chuckle this evening. Best
@nOT_sURE08 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect representation of how it is impossible to ever become immersed in video games again because game mechanics are so repetitive, monotonous and cliché.
@DanVille1000 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they move in the animation, it’s so funny.
@emrfish6 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves more views. Well done friend.
@petergerling Жыл бұрын
Do you know of a place where sailors hang out?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great reference!!!! I ask people that on a daily basis just to see if anyone ever gets it🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2ooTone 3 жыл бұрын
I love this video man, you mastered your master’s signature style pretty good
@sixstringedthing 3 жыл бұрын
When you make the mistake of asking the person behind the counter at the company cafeteria if they had a nice holiday after they've already given you your lunch.
@cookies23z 2 жыл бұрын
He got his revenge, and as soon as he was done talking the hero took his heart put of his chest
@grassbackyard3825 3 жыл бұрын
“Wanna see?” Then the demonic sound Was funny asf.
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