Dwarves will see you enjoy a fine cup of tea and say "Leaf Lover can't hold his ale!"

I love how this started fantastical and just devolved into pure medieval/early modern territory.

If wizards SEE you sneaking, then their suggestion of invisibility is justified 😂

Elves will see you turn an orc into mist with a 4 barrel blunderbuss and say "That Dwarf doesn't have the skill to use a bow"

"Unlike you Mercenaries we fight for honor, not coin." "Well we all fight for what we lack."

This was art Dragonslayers will see you sleeping on a pile of gold, and say "He hasn't heard of a bed?"

A Hunter will see your homestead and crops and say: "He hath not the skill to hunt game!"

> peasants with british accents > noblemen with french accents And the English language never recovered.

A Space Marine will see you erase his brother from existence from a kilometer away and say "Tau can't melee"

Bards will see you bargain with deities and say “He cannot swoon a lady!”

this meme is unironically a great reminder that people will judge you no matter what you do, thanks for the boost

Rouges will see you beat an iron door open with nothing but your fist's and say "That barbarian can't figure out how to pick a lock"

Sorcerers will see the wizard casting spells memorized in 2 hours of study while speaking words of power in ancient fae from memory alone where one single mispelling can tear apart the fabric of reality and say "He lacks the will to evoke untamed magical forces"

"I could walk across the Potomac River and the next day the Post would be printing that I can't swim" - Lyndon B Johnson

Sorcerers will see you obliterate an entire army of goblins using a mounted catapult and say “He lacks the magical prowess to summon a fireball”

Eldar will see you obliterate an Ork camp from kilometers away with a Basilisk and say “The foolish Mon’keigh lacks the skill for a subtle and daring assault.”

Highwaymen will see you travel in a legally acquired stagecoach and say "stand and deliver"

Halflings will watch you forge an Artificer’s Boomstick and say “Thou cannot afford a crossbow”

"He cant afford a steed" one gets me so good. I love how stupid but also sharply insulting the goblin is

I'm only offended for the goblins

Horse owners will see you gas up your 4 horsepower Model T and say “That city slicker ain’t got no horses”

Goblins see you purchase a steed after their insults and then say "He hath not the magical mastery to teleport."

Scholars will see you distribute your crops amongst your people in a wise and filial way and say "This ruler acts in an unvirtuous manner and has lost Heaven's favor"

That knight one was uncalled for. Who says you can't be chivalrous and get paid in the process?

Dem uumiez will see ya wiv a tankbusta hamma an' be like: "That is tech heresy of the highest order and furthermore that rocket strapped to a metal pipe shouldn't be an effective anti-tank weapon."

This is peak voice acting. This king put a whole demo reel in one KZfaq short.

Elves will see you build a war machine with pipes and steam and say “that dwarf is not close enough with nature to form an alliance with the tree folk”

This is objectively the best and finest genre of memes conjured so far.

That's another, free, 1 minute and 18 seconds of smiling, thank you very much

Early Medieval citizens will see you effortlessly capture a star to siphon its energy for your ship and say "By Gods, she hath stolen the Sun!"

all of these are great but nothing tops “he can’t afford a steed” for me that one’s just perfect

I guess insecurity runs in any background and in any profession

I honestly love this because i feel like statistically some of these jokes were probably made verbatim by real people in the past. The pirate one especially, i can totally see a Pirate talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licences.

Book readers see you enjoying hundreds of literary works in digital form from the comfort of your phone and say: "Look at the techie, afraid of paper cuts!"

The inquisition will see me raise hundreds of undead and say "He uses inferior dark magic, the light shall prevail"

KNIFE EARS WILL SEE YOU CUT DOWN TREES TO FULFILL YOUR INDUSTRIAL NEEDS AND SAY "You fool of a dwarf! You are destroying the sacred forest"

The men at arms will watch you shoot a man at 1000 paces with your longbow and proclaim “Hah! The man has no strength to wield a sword!”

My favorite part about this is how you do impressions of one side as if you were the other. Especially your impression of a goblin pretending to be a wizard, it actually sounded like a goblin pretending to be a wizard!

german soldiers will see you with a trench gun and say "that weapon is inhumane"

Hunters gatherers will see you till the soil on the bank of the Nile and say "he is too slow to catch beasts and too blind to find berries"

KZfaqrs will see you comment on a video and say "Lol, he has no content on his channel"

Legion goons will see you headshot their comrades with an anti-material rifle and say "He can't melee"

"Everyone's best at something, but nobody's best at everything." - Spongebob Squarepants

…I love that each individual perfectly imitates the other. Also the French accent.

i love how its just like everything is a clapback, theyre in dialogue

The rogue will see you successfully intimidate *wood* and say: "Bah, this orc has no skill at _stealth."_ *YOU NO SEE GROG!* (rolls a nat 20)

Kings will see you raise an immortal army of the dead and say: “He hath not the respect of his people”

Pinkertons will see you rob a stagecoach and say: "By golly, i don't reckon that feller is a certified bounty hunter."

Princes will bear witness to your unending onslaught of raids and sieges of the holds in their land and declare "the barbarous oaf lacketh the dedication to raise a kingdom"

A monk will look at a townsfolk and say "oooh look at me I can't even concentrate on transcribing for even 5 hours"

"Sorcerers will see you invoke the divine judgement of the heavens above to smite your opponents and say: 'Pitiful is he who relieth not on his own skill but upon a figment of the imagination'" "Clerics will see you call upon the raw energies of the earth and say 'Faith reaches far, further than the unfulfilling toil of altering and manipulating God's intended creation'"

I love the idea that all of these characters can do perfect impersonations of each other

I like the Anglo/Norman divide you used for the peasant and lord accents.

Hostiles’ll spot you patchin’ your wounds and say, “Those idiots can’t afford a medic!”

Human will see you staying with your child for centuries and say: "Asari can't be good fathers"

i like how a majority of the memes are Medieval/Fantasy related and then BOOM Pirates

dungeon masters will see you cast fireball in an enclosed space and say “this fool knowest not that he shall flame grill the rest of the party”

If the Wizard can see you sneak, he probably has a good reason to front you.

Weary Villagers see you stride into the village on horseback and say "He doesn't know where the fast-travel standing stones are" Edit: Originally used the word "walk" instead of "stride".... 8ft tall Orc on strongest Dwarven Pony?

I love the subtle detail of the medieval period having peasants with anglo-Saxon/English accents and lords with Norman/French accents

Wizards will see you channel the might of your deity to burn the heretics and say "they lack the smarts to learn magic themselves".

If the wizard saw the goblin sneak he might be right.

Samurai will witness you throw your sharpened projectiles with pinpoint accuracy then dissipate into the shadows and say: "That coward lacks a code of honor to live by."

Paladins be looking at Fighters meleeing tactfully and saying: "He hath not a virtuous life by the Grace of the Gods." Fighters would look at Paladins Smiting a 12 ft demon and be saying: "You *need* your power ups."

Since no one else has said it I like how every single character is missing the point every time, reminds me that we all can enter into folly and ignorance if we are not careful and misjudge each other.

These are the goddamn best medieval/fantasy/whatever it’s called voices I’ve ever heard

Iron Warriors will see you construct fortresses that are impregnable yet majestic to behold and say: “Those amber-colored Fists do not deserve the favor they garner from He who sits on the Throne!”

This is an amazing format for a voice show reel.

if you did all these voices and accents yourself you are very talented

I love the cockney accent given to the goblin, like you see in Shadow of War with the uruk lol. The Runescape music was a nice touch as well!

Mercenary and knight one reminds me of a (probably fictional) exchange between an austrian knight and a swiss mercenary; Austrian Knight: We knights fight for honour, unlike you mercenaries who only fight for coin! Swiss mercenary: We all fight to gain what we lack, my lord

Marquis will watch you create the most awe inspiring masterpiece in existing and say “He hath none patron though”

Monks will see you enjoy a drink and say, “that man lacks righteousness”. Drunkards will see you take a vow of chastity and say, “he can attract no maidens”.

I like to imagine every single medieval/fantasy creature or position is all in a single bar and then there's just us walking around asking "What do you hate your rival counterpart says about you?" and immediately after they answer our question everyone gets into a massive brawl

As one Sir Bravo of Coolee once said, "This be the only realm where refined rhetoric gets misinterpreted. You may proclaim "I enjoy bread!" and a peer will respond "So doth though hate potatoes?" Nay cur, that is a whole new thought. What in the Lord's name art though talking about?"

i need to listen to this more often lol. it hits that people just value different things and whatever they disdain you for is... ultimately arbitrary.

Goblins will watch you grow your own crops and say “he can’t afford to buy them at the store”

This is the best series ever. Love the mix of accents

The fact that this video was only one minute and twenty seconds is incredible.

ok, now I need, nay, I DEMAND a fictional universe where wizards, goblins, kings, pesants, knights, mercenaries, pirates, and sea traders all existing in the same universe and interacting on constnat basis.

Knaves will see you cast a healing spell and say “He can’t afford a health potion”

Orks will see you build castles for defense and says "He can't even Mass assault "

Virgin horse: -shits lots -smells bad -can't always be controlled -gets sick/hurt/old/dies -expensive -takes a while to get you anywhere -doesn't move many people or goods at a time -linear usefulness -requires skill and experience to use right -needs food/sleep -can only be used by well trained horsemen -takes time to get ready -needs giant dick to compensate for inferiority -not funny beyond dick/shit jokes -can't go some places -used by knightly weak fake chads and the occasional filthy peasant moron -might kick owner -really only teaches you that horses are a bad smelling, overpriced hassle (it's true) Chadiportation: -no shit -no smell -don't have to worry about controlling it -timelessly useful -learn it once, use it however many times you want -works right away -depending on setting or the power of the wizard using it may move many people and objects at once -can also teleport enemies to pits with lava or acid, valuables or written documents to the preferred destination, sending enemy arrows back at them, etc, multiple uses allowing creativity -no trouble once you learn it -doesn't need food/sleep -scroll allows use by anyone literate -you cast it and it works, it's that simple -no dick involved (that would be gay) -endless opportunity for brilliant pranks -works anywhere -used by powerful mystic sorcerers -doesn't hurt user -leads into other matters of magic knowledge, further increasing the user's in being learned

Imagine not having the arcane might to cast invisibility. This post made by Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

What I got from this, everyone will find something bad to bring you down. Stay strong for yourself kings.

This video is a good life lesson to just be yourself

Space Dwarfs will see you stepping on a bug and say. "If you don't Rock and Stone...you ain't coming home."

A man-at-arms will see you collapse a castle wall with a 200 lbs block of stone from 500 ft away and say "he cannot climb a ladder!"

That second to last one about pirates hits real close to home.

I appreciate these come in opposite pairs, as if they were responding to each other

i love the way each side does a mocking accent for the other that exaggerates the stereotypes

These lads are all excellent at impressions of one another.

I can’t say how satisfying it is to see people use the “-eth” ending properly.

Churchmen will see you retire after a long and successful career fighting for your king and say: "He lacketh the fortitude to go on crusade"

A Wizard will see me forge an Automaton to assist my Kin and say “He nought the skill to enchant a golem”

I feel like this was an excuse for him to flex his impeccable throat skills all in one video.

I like the detail of the nobility talk in a french accent and the peasantry with an english one. It shows the history of the english nobility being normans.

bro dreadanon, how aren't you a voice actor yet? are you one? seriously this is some crazy skill, mad props to you.

Outlaws will see you pay your serf debts with the king's coin and say "He has no freedoms of travel or commerce"

He has secured no alliances 💀💀💀