Imagine one of them saying "holy fucking shit" 🤣

@@Ludsama damn, God gon need a toilet for this one

lol

same 😂

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

My cocker spaniel.... I can take him.

My Dachshund: *wags tail intensely and nervously says hi*

*Corgi and Shih Tzu entered the chat*

Welp the people who say “we watched the video” are gonna be flooding in here like people when it’s Black Friday

She had no one else to call.😂

@@micaelamorrigan2544”ungodly torturous satan thats bigass fuckin DAWG!”

Also love her blond hair :P

I wanted to be angry about how sacrilegious it was, but I was too busy laughing XD

😂😂

He made them 🙃

He's talking about when Lucifer disguised as a snake to trick Adam and Eve.​

​@@HelluvaMari0Fanthank you, Captain Obvious. 😂

⁠​⁠​⁠@@peterclarke7006not to hamburgerhuman tho

He's used the serpent more than He's condemned it. Black Snake to punish. Golden Snake to cure. Staff into serpents.

Yup😂😂😂😂😂

Super true bro😂

Even against their will he will just carry them by the collar of their shirt 😂

Yes bro lol 😂

Yup we just need Joseph

I adore them. They are wonderful. I considered getting one but my previous dog was a Rhodesian Ridgeback and I needed a break from the prey drive 😂

Ooo I’m getting a Rhodesian ridge back in like a week or two

I love them, but I think they need a massive garden. Can they live quite happily in a normal backyard?

@@Av3ry_8609 you will love your baby. So gentle and sweet. Cannot get that prey drive out of them though! Obviously good socialisation goes a long way to keeping them calm. Always be careful around small animals and secure your yard and house. Excellent guard dogs. Enjoy!

@@msacco9812 yes they can a perfect medium or big backyard is perfect for them well for mine at least

So sweet ❤

Best doggo life ♥️

you get it

How many?

Christian thing 7 trumpets go off when a certian lake dries and the 3 angels chained under the ground get released to slaughter 3/4 of the human population

​@@SimplyQuentinplayz ...im not sleeping tonight

@@nollaigburke7982 oop mb

True

iv never seen one

Until they knock your 6ft 200lbs ass on the ground out of excitement xD Tbf, he wasn't trained at all

My grandpa and grandmother have 2 their really nice

Eek! Hi fellow Ireland person, and i dont really see them that much QoQ!

I thought, here comes the Corgies

Moses is human 😆

But she is the mother of Jesus tho

@@K_idk God gave Mary a child (Jesus) meaning she didn't have to have god-like powers to give birth to Jesus, she just had to give birth to him

​@@Gibberish_Introvert713I have spent too much of my life debating Mary's claim to divinity. At the end of the day, some people pray to Mary and I support religious liberty.

@@abesmith115 seriously? I just want to point out that all I was stating was that she was human, if you pray to her I'm not saying you shouldn't, believe in your own religion, I'm not being rude to you guys at all, sorry if it came off like that

Moo

Hermes: should I tell him that Zeus ate the cow last week after he fucked the cow for 2 weeks straight in a drunken stupor

​@@hibye-die Nah. It's Zeus were talking about. He probably impregnated it rather than eat it.

@@benharlimpasanjr4276 😂😂😂😂 👌🏾 🙌🏾 👏🏾👏🏾

Nah, the Christians just made a dog big enough to hunt them.

Moses is "family"? 😂

​ @Dea' he is the uncle that isn't related by blood or marriage, but has been a family friend for so long you , just consider him family.

@@WatchTheWorldBurn63 Lol! 2000 years before JC, but I suppose he knew the others! Uncle Moses! 😄

@@dea9273 my logic is that he is Jesus's dad's buddy

@@WatchTheWorldBurn63 I like it!!!

Especially if you realize that it meant he genocided the local religious leaders. Druids were known as "serpents" or "snakes".

@@auluadenbartolli6755wait what?!

😬 guess now you learn about the pagans 😂

Oh I know about Pagans, I just find these shorts funny.

As a Pagan, I love this series about dogs

✈️ 🙆🏻

I giggle snorted at that one.

Calling Mary God's "baby momma" is the funniest shit 😂

@@amityislandchum haha perhaps, but it's kinda true though. Actually Joseph gets too little credit. 2000 plus years ago he just had to get over himself and get on with it being just another hard working Joe bringing home the bacon. As the Irish, so as to not "take the lords name in vain" say; "Jeeezus! (Mary and Joseph and all of his carpenter friends)..." 😉

Any time God gets homicidie, create a new dog. Keep'em coming. LOL

They really are bigass dogs.

Baby momma?! Really??

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I gotta say, I would have responded the same way! Lol 🤩

Lol, I saw a Great Dane yesterday and I was a little star struck. They're not that common around here.

Why you rolling. Get up

Why you rolling. Get up

Mother Mary would never say it like that. Very naughty.

@@lyndawilson1561 it's a cosplay or somthing

I expect for Mary to summon the devil(Lucifer)

Cause obvioisly she's MOM

I guess, after you become pregnant as a virgin, there's nothing that surprises you too much.😂

@@thesandqueen2559 wow

@@thesandqueen2559 😂😂😂😂👌🏾👌🏾 perfect!!!

​​@@thesandqueen2559 I know Joseph had an angel explain everything to him about his wife being pregnant while she's a virgin... but, he's gotta have to ask for a paternity test or something!

He does... search God makes cat.

Slayed me 💀

​@Bread-love254that's probably middle-aged 🤷‍♀️

@Bread-love254 1000000

@Bread-love254 she's technically a baby 🤷‍♀️

Wel I mean she was like 14 when she gave birth to Jesus and I don’t think it was long after that when she was assumed so she’s probably eternally in her late teens/early 20s

I know this guy is so effortlessly funny😂😂😂😂

I'm literally on mine.

I hope it was a fun but long fall

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah because didn't eve ate the forbidden fruit also when she ate it which made God mad why cause the devil convinced her to eat it while telling her it would be fine that caused Adam and Eve to curse humanity - Grimrose from Pvz 2

@@Grimrose-dn6yivery long and convoluted way of saying Satan was disguised as a snake

@@carl_consumer.of.reality yeah because it says that in the bible

Wow 5 minutes of extra time

Omg making it go from 999 to 1k is so satisfying

@@Akel-di4kx wow not many people get that kind of luck, happy for you buddy 👍👍

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

Typical Mum.

That's a big-ass word.

@@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe lol it’s honestly easy if you are an English teacher and grammar nazi. 😁

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

Like so many men on tinder apparently.

Seraph of the end is great

@@RedWood-yf5gp yes it was. Definitely an underrated gem imo

​@@DinoandGalaxyyeah

Ptsd

Angles make acute dogs

Yep i sure love “angles”

Is she a big ass dog?

@@chantalcourt2135 she is 6 months old and the size of my 6 year old Siberian male husky…. Sooo I’d say she’s gonna be pretty huge! Lol when she sits she is almost the height of my 5 year old… 😂

I wish you a happy healthy life with your puppy 😻😻

​@@lizzreffke8774 there 2 metres on there hind oegs as an adult so protect your barbacues this summer

@@nollaigburke7982 holy crap! She already grabs whatever she can quickly reach on the table and counter tops!

600 likes no comments? Lemme fix that

Not sure my guy

@@PUDING.yep

PFFFFFT FR BRO

God: “oh yes!”

Dang

Then there was the time when he got his ass beat by a fat, clawless cat 🐈 who had him running for his life, 😾 yelping in terror! 🤣😅 I'll give him the excuse of being less than a year old at the time, though. 😆😂😼

Another time he got in a FIGHT with a huge St. BERNARD who's yard we'd go by on our walks. My IW normally ignored him while the SB would lose his mind barking. One day the SB's gate wasn't locked and he ran out in full attack mode! My IW had no choice but to do battle. They fought on the trail, they fought in the dust they fought all the way down an embankment until they were throwing fur in the brush. I was terrified 😨. But not to worry! That SB came bursting out of the brush, covered in slobber and a bit of blood, high tailing it back to the safety of his yard. Again. My boy runs back to me, right as rain! "No worries, mate. I got this." 🤣

​​@@SevillaILoveamn at this point vet fees boutta be part of his overall budget 😅😂

my pit bull is like times 2

YES! THIS

I really thought Mary was gonna say that!

​@@hozttoy​​​Me, too 😅❤❤❤!!

@@hozttoy I did also. It would have been too perfect.

I was expecting that and it didn't happen 😅

My sister’s is afraid of feathery cat toys. Makes it difficult to go down the aisle in the pet store where the dog treats are

Legit sounds like your dog has some sort of autism, must a giant ball of fluff

it really dies sound like he has autism

sounds like your dog has ADHD. I freak the hell out whenever someone changes where the plates are. hell i freak out if anyone changes anything from where its supposed to be if its not nice looking.

I thought wolfhounds were wolf dogs

Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else understood it

not really

Please tell...

​@@souldancersbyjenniferThe snakes are Pagans.

@souldancersbyjennifer The Pagans of Ireland were referred to as Serpents. St Patrick was sent to Ireland to spread Christianity and eliminate their religion. It's way more detailed than that, but it's a general idea.

MARY! I thought you said don't curse 😠 why are you going against your own words 🙄

The what the ending: MARY SAYs: sweet mother of god Everyone: OH NO

​@@reginasandoval628 big ass is not rlly an curse

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

@@Jona7Fer dang... THAT'S DEEP!

Only the good die young. I sure miss ours.

I have a wolfhound cross bull mastiff and he's so cute

Is he also a big ass dog? 🤣

They're my dream dog but they just don't stay long enough for me to have one.

My Carin terrier wqs friends with an Irish Wolfhound. She was really sweet.

Could u explain i didnt understand

​@@sytxexe2183i am pretty sure when Jesus comes back there going to 7 trumpet before the world goes to poop

​​@@A_Playable_Furyes that's true, they called em the sirens of apocalypse

​@@A_Playable_Furwell it won't be poop because that's when heaven comes down to earth

@@Drblock21 you right

It's "?" not ","

So

Do I care

Will I care

@@Spider-man27270 if you're going to quote it, quote it right. Why are you getting so heated over me correcting you anyways?

How adorable

Haha theyre also a recreation of the original irish wolf hound. And contain great dane genetics since great danes have original irish wolfhound genetics. But they took the great dane temperment very heavily.

@@bmxriderforlife1234 Not a re-creation, but the surviving IWs got outcrossed for genetic diversity. Deerhound mostly (because that's pretty much a gracile wolfhound), along with Dane, a teensy bit of Tibetan mastiff, and a bulldog (IIRC). Colonel Graham was a mad genius and saved the temperament and type; but it's not exactly the same dog as before the outcrosses.

@suburbanbanshee he used dogs be believed to be closely related to the Irish wolf hound. It is a recreated breed. There were none left and nothing with enough purity left to be really useful. "It was developed in the late 19th century by G.A. Graham, whose aim was to recreate the old wolfhounds of Ireland, which were believed to be extinct." When in fact all he had to do was use some dane, speciric pheno types. Scottish deerhounds. And the available wolfhound mutts of at least roughly a quarter or more genetics. And use a wide gene pool. Irish wolfhounds are just a slightly larger Scottish deerhound. Danes are slightly larger due to hybrid vigor but have been overly size bred to modern times. You're looking for a roughly 30 to 32 inch tall dog that's around 120 pounds not 160. The modern ones have the wrong face type. More dane then proper wolfhound. The largest examples being up to 36 inches tall.

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

your pfp fits the comment 👹

@@Boomleon341 ok

​@@Kcthetransgirl hello

Yea, it's their curse. It's really a shame because big ass dogs are usually the sweet ones.

They live fast. They live.

Mr too!!

Yeah I've had to look up so many of the dogs!

Please upvote more :)

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

They're so BIG though...

​​@@caseygunter6813 that doesnt make them violent

​@StargraceYT that wasn't suggested. A dog being big can have numerous problems such as a lot of food per meal, requires pretty big houses, etc

Was?

@@Freniac he died of kidney or bladder cancer in 2016

Shaggy horse indeed.

Friend of mine has one. There are pics on my phone of us sitting on the couch. He has his butt on my lap and his front paws on the floor. Absolute sweetheart dogs

Down to earth😂

@@TheRealCantaraBella 😂

fr

Its taller than me imao

​@@urlocaltoast441no shit

Damn,the Shaq of Dogs...

Yes they are im 13 and make bank from selling these dogs and i love them

@@snarleybadger2709 No kidding*

I responded to an advert for a white kitten, turned up to 'just look' and it was a brown tabby kitten. I was holding him and in my head I was saying "no thank you, I'm really looking for a white kitten" but as he snuggled into my neck, what came out was "He's adorable, I'll take him".

@@macklinillustration Lol! So relate! You make eye contact and they’re looking at you like “Hi mummy/hi daddy! Do you love me?”…and instantly it is ALL OVER. 😍 Yes, let’s go home my precious little white-kitten-who’s-brown or wolfhound-puppy-that’s-a-sheepdog.